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Previously on Garçons de Chambre

I’m going to disappear.

You have to replace me.

Be at the Galantin in one hour. A client will be waiting at the restaurant.

You look wonderful tonight.

As always, Frank.

Leopold, the goose is waiting for you.

Madam, would you like to order?

No. For the champagne. Keep the change.

The gigolo stood up the goose that lays golden eggs.

What the fuck are you doing here as a waiter?

What the hell are you doing without your work clothes?

I reserved my usual table, and I would like someone to…

Yes, I’m very sorry Mrs. Coste, but we had some disturbances this evening.

We offer you our very best table.

But I’m not used to sitting here. I prefer the view from…

Good evening. Sorry I’m late.

I understand better why night work bears so much fruit.

Here.

Have you chosen?

He took a room with her. He did it.

There are no nights without dreams.

There is no Man without prayers.

There are no stars without light.

There is no chance without life.

And there is no story

without Eve.

So we paid Leopold for our friend’s birthday.

One year earlier

Hey. The Blue King room please.

Just getting your night started?

Yes, exactly.

I was a little scared it was going to be vulgar.

Not at all, not at all my style.

But I was actually very surprised. He knows how to do it.

He’s perfect, sexy, tender, gentleman, good communicator

Anyways, we don’t really know what happened next

but I assume she wasn’t walking straight the next day.

It was a very beautiful present.

I had never slept with a white guy before.

That’s why I went to see Leopold.

God damn. On top of an amazing smell,

he is hot-blooded.

I loved him.

Ladies, you’re in good hands.

Leopold deserves to be known and renown to the public.

I had a professional party to attend.

All my superiors came accompanied by their wives.

Not me, I was alone,

Don’t have the time for love.

Young, dynamic, overbooked executive.

Yeah, Michel was in a state.

It was crazy.

Yes, they were delighted, thrilled, they like the project.

No, I don’t agree, we all worked like crazy on this project.

That’s when I discovered Leopold.

The perfect knight. They all loved him and were completely clueless.

I have to say that on top of being good-looking and smart,

he is a really good actor. I won’t even tell you about the rest.

For me Leopold, he’s not really, completely my thing

Me it’s more Bridgets and Martina’s.

Because I’m a lesbian, I know, you can’t tell.

Actually, I did something not so nice.

I pierced the condom to get pregnant.

He sucks at tying ties but he’s a nice guy.

A Wednesday night at the Galantin,

all I needed was an interaction, a look to know that this man was different.

I only ever knew one man, my husband.

Well I had a few, little deviations, but nothing bad.

And then I met Leopold.

He gave my youth a second wind.

A pleasure I had lost for ten years.

He cured me. I mean I owe him for life.

So with Emilio and the kids we went to Valras Beach.

S…Sorry. Oh Leopold.

You’ll be careful Jean-Paul, you fell on your coat.

Sorry I didn’t have time to get dressed, thank you,

Um Leopold, well, listen, he sees the clients, he brings me back the money.

We get along, we get along very well.

In love with him? No, come on.

That’s nonsense, no. I love Emilio, my husband.

Emilio. Well because we’re married. And I love him.

And I love my dogs too. And my kids, Bryan, Kimberly, Jonathan.

Ah, OK so me, I organize parties in Miami, New York, LA.

I am a businessman. Sorry, just a…

In Paris, male escorts are becoming completely banal.

That means that it’s becoming kind of a mess. It’s everybody go. There are too many choices.

Too many choices. You have to target. To target.

A businessman. I can talk. I’ve paid more than one.

And then, in all that confusion, in those clouds, Leopold.

Leopold, unbelievable!

Leopold he’s… amazing, amazing! He’s superb, I love it.

He’s… he smells like flowers you see.

I can tell you about it, trust me. This guy is going very, very, very far.

Very. To the stars. I have a nose for it.

I have nothing to do with these bitches.

They’re just badly fucked, that’s it.

Me, I’m Leopold’s best client.

They call me, listen to this, the goose that lays the golden eggs.

That’s it. But, do not be mistaken, Leopold doesn’t love me just for my money, no,

no, him and I have a big love story like that, it’s destiny, we’re tied, we can’t do anything about it. We’re made to be together.

You’re leaving?

How much is in there?

Is that why we call you the goose that lays the golden eggs?

What is that ridiculous pseudonym?

It’s not me, it’s my brother Leopold,

the one you’re used to seeing.

Hold your horses, I don’t know a Leopold.

What?

But that means that… fuck.

I can’t take this money.

Ma’am, are you listening to me?

That’s your son and your husband?

Who are you?

Your client, Jean-Baptiste.

Mrs. Coste,

why did you spend the night with me?

You still have a lot to learn young man.

Hello Mom.

Hello sweetie.

Did you have a good night?

Yes, very good and you?

Super. I was with a gigolo. I got my ass destroyed. And you?

Same, me too.

By the way, Dad called.

He left a message?

He says he loves you.

Me too. Very much.

Hey.

Damn it, who put my beauty mask in the fridge?

That wasn’t a cucumber sauce?

Who’s Jean B?

Who?

Jean B. 06 64 81 97 81.

Jean B. Jean-Baptiste, dummy.

That’s me.

Isn’t that Leo’s phone?

Yeah.

Any news?

None.

And you guys found something?

Well, listen.

Leo, it’s me again. Call me back please.

Yes, good day, good evening, I don’t know anymore sorry.

I’m calling to close my account please. Please call me back as soon as possible. Thank you. Goodbye.

Good day.

Good night.

Yes hello, I’m calling.

Hello.

Hello, yes it’s me. It’s me!

Hello, Marc?

Listen I’ve been sick all night.

Yes hello. Ah, that was pretty good.

Yes I’ll let you know. Kisses.

Yes hello miss, I’m calling to know how you get life insurance.

Yes, I’ll wait, sure.

Saint Peter Hospital, hello?

Hello Ma’am.

Hello I’d like a ticket.

I’m looking for Leopold d’Arpajon.

Hi. Oh that’s fun.

He’s a man.

He has brown hair.

I would like, how do you say, a ticket for Rio.

Leo, where are you?! What are you doing?!

I sent you Facebook messages and it doesn’t say “Seen”.

I don’t understand, I’m starting to get worried.

Woah, she’s crazy.

She’s passionate.

A passionate crazy.

So, Gio, what do you know about her?

We call her the goose that lays the golden eggs.

And?

I don’t know any more.

Wait, isn’t that the chick with who you…?

I made a mistake.

She wasn’t the right one.

Ok guys, we absolutely have to find out who she is, my brother wanted me to meet her.

And how would you like to do that?

I don’t know, I don’t know.

I have an idea.

Call her back.

Number’s blocked.

At the same time you’re sure she’s important?

She was, for my brother. He never asked me for a favor, ever.

You might find me ridiculous, but I have the feeling something weird is going on.

You’re ridiculous.

Ridiculous.

And this goose is looking for Leopold too.

Let it go, you’ll just waste your time.

So you don’t give a shit about my brother.

All you care about is fucking your little old men.

And can you remind me how old the lady from last night was?

What?

No.

Frank.

I’m sorry but…

Yes I should have called you directly.

Who gave you my number?

I’m sorry to bother you on your private number.

Set that down there.

Danielle, your secretary.

By the way, she’s a bit of a stupid one, isn’t she?

You don’t need a résumé?

You never know.

Well OK.

Let’s meet when I come back. With Marc.

No, not Marc.

I need to see you face to face.

Please, come on Frank.

Well, OK.

No problem, have a good day.

Oh, Raf!

How are you?

I’m good, you?

Sorry. Galantin Hotel, hello?

Stay on the line please.

I’m sorry, today’s been really busy.

And Jennifer abandoned you?

Yeah, what a pain in the ass.

She’s sick on All Saints’ Day, can you believe it?

Yeah, imaginary sick.

Yeah, what a bitch.

There you go, today’s mail.

Thank you.

Right on time, like each year.

What is it?

An invitation for a Halloween party.

A usual client of the Galantin.

An invitation?

You’re telling me you get invited every year and I never was.

Hey, you know I’m rock solid single.

Yes, I know Raf. But this is a party that’s a bit…

a bit SM.

No. Cool. How do you know?

Well, someone told me.

No.

OK, I went once.

With Jennifer?

No, with Leo.

Oh OK with Leo.

By the way, do you have any news from him?

The little bastard disappeared again?

Yeah. We’ll talk about it at the party.

I don’t really want to go to this party.

Wait. The goose that lays the golden eggs, you know her?

Not really no, why?

Bring out your best dress.

Hello?

Let’s find out who this goose is.

You’re on Leo’s answering machine, I’m not available for the moment, please leave a message.

Hello?

Your correspondent’s voicemail is full. Goodbye.

And there are no secrets without Lady.