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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,805 --> 00:00:52,172 ¶ Chris-Chris-Christmas ¶ 2 00:00:52,174 --> 00:00:54,274 ¶ Comes once a year ¶ 3 00:00:54,276 --> 00:00:58,578 ¶ We send goodwill and presents appear ¶ 4 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:01,414 ¶ All round the world down the chimneys ¶ 5 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:03,249 ¶ He's there ¶ 6 00:01:03,251 --> 00:01:07,520 ¶ Filling his belly with biscuits and beer ¶ 7 00:01:07,522 --> 00:01:09,589 ¶ Santa brings Christmas ¶ 8 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:13,359 ¶ Laughter and joy ¶ 9 00:01:13,361 --> 00:01:18,364 ¶ Every Christmas, every toy ¶ 10 00:01:18,366 --> 00:01:23,803 ¶ He's such a great guy ¶ 11 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:39,185 ¶ Christmas, Christmas ¶ 12 00:01:41,156 --> 00:01:45,258 ¶ Santa brings Christmas for good girls and boys ¶ 13 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:47,460 Ho ho ho! Hi, kids! 14 00:01:47,462 --> 00:01:49,596 It's almost Christmas! [laughs] 15 00:01:49,598 --> 00:01:51,464 It's not Santa. Ha ha! 16 00:01:51,466 --> 00:01:53,600 It's Crazy Dave from Crazy Dave's Toys. 17 00:01:53,602 --> 00:01:55,869 I've got bigger toys. I've got better toys. 18 00:01:55,871 --> 00:01:57,871 I've got billions of toys. 19 00:01:57,873 --> 00:01:59,873 Don't wait for the real Santa. 20 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:02,775 It's Christmas every day here at Crazy-- 21 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:05,345 Need that last minute Christmas tree? 22 00:02:05,347 --> 00:02:07,914 Cheap-Ass Chainsaws will see you right. 23 00:02:07,916 --> 00:02:09,883 Just buzz on in to your nearest store 24 00:02:09,885 --> 00:02:12,218 for Santa's cut-price specials. 25 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:14,888 When the big fella is on his way. Oh, no! 26 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:16,856 Big night ahead, and you're under the weather. 27 00:02:16,858 --> 00:02:18,925 Thank goodness for Bye Bye Cold. 28 00:02:22,864 --> 00:02:25,431 Stufur! 29 00:02:25,433 --> 00:02:27,367 Get in here! 30 00:02:27,369 --> 00:02:29,669 Yes, Boss? 31 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,838 What is this? 32 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,908 Licensing. We've been through this before. 33 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:39,179 Whatever happened to spreading peace and goodwill 34 00:02:39,181 --> 00:02:42,448 by delivering presents to the children of the world? 35 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:44,417 No, we can't do that without a balanced budget. 36 00:02:44,419 --> 00:02:46,920 Earn more, spend less. 37 00:02:46,922 --> 00:02:48,288 That is why I sold the reindeer. 38 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:50,456 Sold? 39 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:53,193 That old sleigh was so last century. 40 00:02:53,195 --> 00:02:55,295 We have to move with the times. 41 00:02:55,297 --> 00:02:56,930 Your new sleigh is more cost-effective, 42 00:02:56,932 --> 00:02:59,666 and it's all run by this device. 43 00:02:59,668 --> 00:03:01,534 [laughs] 44 00:03:01,536 --> 00:03:04,604 Reindeers, they are Christmas. 45 00:03:04,606 --> 00:03:06,906 Our gross tonnage of presents 46 00:03:06,908 --> 00:03:10,476 per air mile has gone up by 45% this year. 47 00:03:10,478 --> 00:03:12,946 The reindeer can't hack the pace. 48 00:03:12,948 --> 00:03:15,715 Yeah, I know how they feel. 49 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:19,686 ANNOUNCER: Another beautiful summer's day here in Godzone. 50 00:03:19,688 --> 00:03:21,588 Hope you haven't left the Christmas shopping 51 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:23,256 to the last minute. 52 00:03:23,258 --> 00:03:24,591 In the next hour, your chance to win 53 00:03:24,593 --> 00:03:26,659 a year's supply of sausages 54 00:03:26,661 --> 00:03:28,828 and a barbecue to go with it. 55 00:03:40,942 --> 00:03:42,675 [sighs] 56 00:03:47,949 --> 00:03:48,948 [rings] 57 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:50,516 Hi, Santa. 58 00:03:50,518 --> 00:03:52,452 It's Sam from New Zealand here. 59 00:03:52,454 --> 00:03:54,654 I hope you're well up in the North Pole. 60 00:03:54,656 --> 00:03:58,458 When my great-great-great grandfather started out, 61 00:03:58,460 --> 00:04:01,861 he had a small sack of simple wooden toys 62 00:04:01,863 --> 00:04:06,366 made by his elves, and kids loved it. 63 00:04:06,368 --> 00:04:08,268 - [chuckles] - Try telling these kids that. 64 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:09,502 [rings] 65 00:04:09,504 --> 00:04:11,704 I want a new pony. 66 00:04:11,706 --> 00:04:14,407 It has to be a white one. I'm sick of brown. 67 00:04:14,409 --> 00:04:18,378 I want boots that are going to make me win. 68 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,513 Not these useless things. 69 00:04:20,515 --> 00:04:24,484 I want a new phone, a new tablet, some new clothes. 70 00:04:24,486 --> 00:04:26,819 Come on, Santa. 71 00:04:26,821 --> 00:04:27,920 Call that a video game, Santa? 72 00:04:27,922 --> 00:04:30,056 It doesn't even kill people. 73 00:04:30,058 --> 00:04:32,625 Sure, I'll take care of your request right away! 74 00:04:32,627 --> 00:04:35,795 No, no, no, Boss, don't take it personally, no. 75 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,463 Of course I take it personally. 76 00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:38,898 I am Santa! 77 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:42,001 Get out, get out, get out of here! 78 00:04:42,003 --> 00:04:43,903 Get out of here! 79 00:04:46,341 --> 00:04:49,509 Do you know what you can do with this job! 80 00:04:49,511 --> 00:04:51,644 You can shove it! 81 00:04:52,647 --> 00:04:54,047 [yells] 82 00:04:54,049 --> 00:04:57,583 Ow, ow, ow! 83 00:05:10,865 --> 00:05:12,865 [laughs] Yes. 84 00:05:12,867 --> 00:05:15,968 That's far enough. New Zealand. 85 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:20,406 Yes, yes, you'll never find me! [laughing] 86 00:05:20,408 --> 00:05:23,076 You see, well, my mum and dad are separated, 87 00:05:23,078 --> 00:05:25,345 and all I really want for Christmas 88 00:05:25,347 --> 00:05:26,679 is for them to get back together. 89 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:28,948 Sam, come on! Are you ready? 90 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:31,651 Yep, I'm ready. 91 00:05:31,653 --> 00:05:33,453 Who were you talking to? 92 00:05:33,455 --> 00:05:35,421 - No one. - [chiming] 93 00:05:35,423 --> 00:05:38,524 [sighs] Look, I've told you before, 94 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:39,926 there's no such person as Santa Claus. 95 00:05:39,928 --> 00:05:41,794 - There is so! - Even if there was, 96 00:05:41,796 --> 00:05:44,030 he won't know where you're going. 97 00:05:44,032 --> 00:05:45,998 He'll find a way. He always does. 98 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,868 [sighs] So what'd you ask for? 99 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,570 Nothing. 100 00:05:52,574 --> 00:05:54,674 Molly, don't! Give it back! Give it back! 101 00:05:54,676 --> 00:05:56,709 I'm calling Mum. 102 00:05:56,711 --> 00:06:00,646 And these personalized crackers really show you care. 103 00:06:00,648 --> 00:06:04,417 Exactly. Make that extra effort to show your family 104 00:06:04,419 --> 00:06:05,451 you really love them. 105 00:06:05,453 --> 00:06:07,387 [phone ringing] 106 00:06:08,423 --> 00:06:11,057 [ringing continues] 107 00:06:11,059 --> 00:06:12,658 And what better way to show them 108 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:15,161 than with this simple Christmas menu. 109 00:06:15,163 --> 00:06:17,130 Dark chocolate and whisky tarts 110 00:06:17,132 --> 00:06:20,566 with dehydrated berries and black salt. 111 00:06:20,568 --> 00:06:22,502 SAM: Mum, Molly's beating me up. 112 00:06:22,504 --> 00:06:23,770 - Am not. - Am so. 113 00:06:23,772 --> 00:06:25,471 SAM: Dad hasn't picked us up. 114 00:06:25,473 --> 00:06:26,572 We're here by ourselves, 115 00:06:26,574 --> 00:06:29,075 which is technically illegal. 116 00:06:29,077 --> 00:06:32,478 - Kids, eh? - [sighs] 117 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,580 And so then the piece of string said, 118 00:06:34,582 --> 00:06:37,784 "No, I'm a frayed knot." [laughs] 119 00:06:37,786 --> 00:06:39,719 [ringing] 120 00:06:39,721 --> 00:06:42,155 Hey, was that your phone? 121 00:06:42,157 --> 00:06:43,990 Oh, the kids! 122 00:06:43,992 --> 00:06:45,124 Oh. 123 00:06:48,563 --> 00:06:50,096 Liz! 124 00:06:50,098 --> 00:06:52,999 You were supposed to pick the kids up two hours ago. 125 00:06:53,001 --> 00:06:54,801 Could you do me a huge favor, finish off? 126 00:06:54,803 --> 00:06:56,436 - Eh? - Thanks. 127 00:06:56,438 --> 00:06:58,471 - [engine starts] - PETE: Come on, come on, start! 128 00:06:58,473 --> 00:07:01,874 LIZ: Pete. Pete! 129 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:03,843 PETE: Look, I'll meet you at the turnoff to the beach. 130 00:07:03,845 --> 00:07:05,912 So you want me to take the kids. 131 00:07:05,914 --> 00:07:09,081 Only to the turnoff. It'll make life much easier. 132 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,651 You know what? You sticking to your promises 133 00:07:11,653 --> 00:07:13,619 would make life easier. 134 00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:14,921 Come on, Liz. It's on your way. 135 00:07:14,923 --> 00:07:17,457 You just never stick to a plan, do you? 136 00:07:17,459 --> 00:07:19,692 Look. My plan is to take the kids camping 137 00:07:19,694 --> 00:07:21,461 to spend time together 138 00:07:21,463 --> 00:07:22,995 because they're gonna have a proper Kiwi Christmas. 139 00:07:22,997 --> 00:07:24,831 That's my plan 140 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:30,970 Liz, please. 141 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,640 Just get there as soon as you can. 142 00:07:39,647 --> 00:07:41,047 [grunts] 143 00:07:41,049 --> 00:07:42,482 Oh. 144 00:07:42,484 --> 00:07:44,484 Sorry, Doug. 145 00:07:44,486 --> 00:07:46,686 I owe you one. Merry Christmas. 146 00:07:46,688 --> 00:07:48,621 Yeah. 147 00:07:48,623 --> 00:07:50,490 Merry Christmas. 148 00:08:00,969 --> 00:08:04,003 - [knocking] - Hey, I've come for the boat! 149 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:06,272 You've missed three payments! 150 00:08:06,274 --> 00:08:08,841 I know you're in there! 151 00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:11,544 - [knocking] - Who do you think I am, Santa? 152 00:08:13,848 --> 00:08:16,115 - [knocking] - I'm not a charity! 153 00:08:18,119 --> 00:08:20,219 I know you're in there! 154 00:08:20,221 --> 00:08:23,022 [knocking on door] 155 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:26,626 I don't have time for this! It's Christmas! 156 00:08:26,628 --> 00:08:29,228 - Oi! - [engine starts] 157 00:08:55,657 --> 00:08:57,223 Sorry, fellas. 158 00:09:03,665 --> 00:09:05,731 [beeps] 159 00:09:12,674 --> 00:09:15,308 Holy... 160 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,977 Now that is something. 161 00:09:23,618 --> 00:09:27,119 [laughs] I won't be needing this anymore. 162 00:09:30,858 --> 00:09:32,925 [snoring] 163 00:09:37,198 --> 00:09:40,299 [engine rumbling] 164 00:09:40,301 --> 00:09:42,368 [laughs] 165 00:09:46,207 --> 00:09:48,274 [laughs] 166 00:09:49,844 --> 00:09:53,245 [alarm blaring] 167 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:57,283 Boss? What are you doing in there? 168 00:09:57,285 --> 00:10:00,086 I haven't got you down for any test flights. 169 00:10:00,088 --> 00:10:01,921 - SANTA: That is right. - Where are you going? 170 00:10:01,923 --> 00:10:04,657 As far from here as possible! 171 00:10:04,659 --> 00:10:05,691 Oh, heck. 172 00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:07,693 No, no, no, no, no. 173 00:10:07,695 --> 00:10:09,996 A million times, no! 174 00:10:09,998 --> 00:10:11,130 Stufur! 175 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,898 We got a code red. 176 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,001 Boo! [laughs] 177 00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:17,703 Yeah! [screams] 178 00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:24,977 [yells] 179 00:10:24,979 --> 00:10:27,780 [laughs] 180 00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:30,016 Code Red! Code Red! 181 00:10:30,018 --> 00:10:31,717 - We've never had a Code Red before! 182 00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:32,702 No. 183 00:10:32,703 --> 00:10:33,686 There's been no training for this! 184 00:10:44,232 --> 00:10:47,266 - I think Santa's gone AWOL. - [gasps] 185 00:10:51,873 --> 00:10:54,440 [laughing] 186 00:10:58,346 --> 00:11:01,313 - [horn honking] - He's here! 187 00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:02,415 Hey! 188 00:11:05,453 --> 00:11:07,319 - Hi, son. - Dad. 189 00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:09,255 How are you, mate? Are you all right? 190 00:11:09,257 --> 00:11:12,224 - Good day, Dad! - Hi, my darling. 191 00:11:12,226 --> 00:11:14,393 PETE: I missed you both, heaps. MOLLY: Missed you too. 192 00:11:14,395 --> 00:11:16,862 Alrighty. 193 00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:17,930 Hi. 194 00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:22,435 - I didn't forget. - No, no, no, of course not. 195 00:11:22,437 --> 00:11:27,339 You never do. You just get a bit distracted. 196 00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:30,342 - Look at Dad's boat! - Choice! 197 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,411 And did you buy that with money you don't have as well, 198 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:34,780 just like the TV you bought before the oven got repossessed? 199 00:11:34,782 --> 00:11:36,716 Liz, take it easy. 200 00:11:36,718 --> 00:11:39,351 I am taking it very easy. 201 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:42,054 I'm going to have a great time in Rotorua at Cathy's wedding. 202 00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:43,389 [phone ringing] 203 00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:45,825 Ah! Excuse me. 204 00:11:47,295 --> 00:11:49,762 Cathy, hello! 205 00:11:49,764 --> 00:11:51,731 CATHY: I'm calling the wedding off! 206 00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:52,998 No, no, you can't. 207 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,834 CATHY: Yes, I can. 208 00:11:54,836 --> 00:11:56,736 [Liz gasps] 209 00:11:56,738 --> 00:11:58,771 - Honestly, men... - CATHY: No, no, no, no, no. 210 00:11:58,773 --> 00:12:00,206 Roberto's had an accident. 211 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,308 LIZ: Mountain biking? Oh, my God! 212 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:06,078 No. He slipped over getting a latte. 213 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,413 Will he be okay? 214 00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:09,281 Not for the honeymoon, he won't. 215 00:12:09,283 --> 00:12:11,951 So I'm postponing the wedding for two weeks. 216 00:12:11,953 --> 00:12:14,353 Postponed for two weeks. 217 00:12:14,355 --> 00:12:17,456 I'm really sorry, babe. I'll call you later. 218 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:20,092 - [Roberto screams] - Ooh, ooh, ooh! 219 00:12:22,864 --> 00:12:24,163 That's no good. 220 00:12:24,165 --> 00:12:27,333 - You can come camping with us. - Awesome. 221 00:12:27,335 --> 00:12:30,369 No, no. The resort's already been paid for. 222 00:12:30,371 --> 00:12:32,338 You always loved camping. 223 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:34,073 Remember when Mum and Dad attacked us 224 00:12:34,075 --> 00:12:35,508 with those water bombs? 225 00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:37,009 And then Mum and Dad had too much wine 226 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:38,511 and got all smoochy. 227 00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:41,280 Yeah, yeah, right-oh. Okay, that's enough. 228 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:45,151 You could come camping with us, and still do the wedding. 229 00:12:45,153 --> 00:12:47,486 Be like old times. 230 00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:51,490 Yeah, but it's not like old times, is it? 231 00:12:54,796 --> 00:12:56,262 Come on. 232 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,973 I'll make some room. 233 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:10,409 Oh. 234 00:13:10,411 --> 00:13:13,412 Fireworks for New Year's Eve. 235 00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:15,181 Don't tell your mum. 236 00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:20,119 Sam, pass me that suitcase, mate. 237 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:25,024 - [whooshing] - Get around, get around! 238 00:13:26,127 --> 00:13:28,527 Liz! Get over here, Liz! 239 00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:33,833 [thud] 240 00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:35,134 Oh. 241 00:13:38,072 --> 00:13:39,905 Could've been worse. 242 00:13:39,907 --> 00:13:40,906 [screaming] 243 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:44,844 [car alarm blaring] 244 00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:47,580 Brilliant, Pete. 245 00:13:47,582 --> 00:13:49,248 Absolutely brilliant. 246 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,183 Whoa. 247 00:13:51,185 --> 00:13:53,085 All I want is to rent a car. 248 00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:54,420 CAR DEALER: Not until after Christmas. 249 00:13:54,422 --> 00:13:56,422 What? After Christmas? 250 00:13:56,424 --> 00:13:59,191 - Hey, are you kidding me? - That's right, lady. 251 00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:00,359 [hangs up] 252 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,327 Hello? 253 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,100 Well, at least you got your clothes. 254 00:14:08,102 --> 00:14:12,938 Yeah, but I haven't got my car. My nice little car! 255 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:17,009 Okay, um, I am so sorry. 256 00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:19,011 I was just really looking forward 257 00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:21,413 to a really nice, relaxing holiday, okay? 258 00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:23,249 Yeah, we know. 259 00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:26,552 Look, the last thing I wanted was for your plans to be ruined. 260 00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:29,021 But, well, since we're all here, 261 00:14:29,023 --> 00:14:31,257 why don't you at least spend Christmas with the kids? 262 00:14:31,259 --> 00:14:33,259 - SAM AND MOLLY: Yeah! - It's only for a couple days, 263 00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:36,528 and I'll drive you to Rotorua on Boxing Day, 264 00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,197 if that's what you want. 265 00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:39,899 - Come on, Mum. - We've got the pup tent. 266 00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:43,135 We've got plenty of food. We can make it work. 267 00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:45,137 For the kids. 268 00:14:45,139 --> 00:14:47,306 I'll be on my best behavior, I promise. 269 00:14:48,643 --> 00:14:54,013 [Santa speaking foreign languages] 270 00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:05,457 [Santa humming] 271 00:15:05,459 --> 00:15:06,692 [laughs] 272 00:15:06,694 --> 00:15:11,230 [beeping] 273 00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,332 - This doesn't look good. - Mm. 274 00:15:20,207 --> 00:15:21,640 [snickers] 275 00:15:21,642 --> 00:15:24,143 Boss, if we don't get all the stuff delivered, 276 00:15:24,145 --> 00:15:25,544 there'll be millions of disappointed children 277 00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:27,346 all around the world. 278 00:15:27,348 --> 00:15:31,016 Yeah. That's millions of ungrateful kids. 279 00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:33,018 [blows raspberry] 280 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:36,455 You can't do that. You're Santa. 281 00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:44,296 Ah. 282 00:15:44,298 --> 00:15:46,432 Sure beats the city, doesn't it? 283 00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:48,400 MOLLY: No Wi-Fi, though. 284 00:15:48,402 --> 00:15:50,536 I'll Wi-Fi you. 285 00:15:50,538 --> 00:15:53,539 - [laughing] - What? 286 00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:11,757 PETE: Ah, welcome to Paradise. 287 00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:36,048 [speaking foreign language] 288 00:16:41,455 --> 00:16:43,789 [brakes squealing] 289 00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:51,530 DAVE: Mm. What have we got here? 290 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,499 Oh, yeah. Oh. 291 00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:55,567 Good afternoon, sir. Coastal Security. 292 00:16:55,569 --> 00:16:57,569 Guarding our coast to keep you safe. 293 00:16:57,571 --> 00:17:00,205 Just doing a routine check. You got anything to declare? 294 00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:03,175 I don't think so. Just an old bag of chips under the seat. 295 00:17:03,177 --> 00:17:05,110 [laughs] Pete, just stop it. 296 00:17:05,112 --> 00:17:06,712 [laughing] 297 00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:10,549 This is actually no laughing matter. 298 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,084 My job is to keep out undesirables 299 00:17:12,086 --> 00:17:13,752 that can come in by land, sea or air. 300 00:17:13,754 --> 00:17:16,488 In fact, I think you could be harboring 301 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,190 some Ciona Intestinalis? 302 00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:20,125 Now, don't move while I inspect your rear end. 303 00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:21,460 [Pete laughs] 304 00:17:21,462 --> 00:17:24,363 Of your boat, of your boat. 305 00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:26,265 I meant to say boat. 306 00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:28,500 - Hadn't finished. - Okay. 307 00:17:28,502 --> 00:17:32,704 DAVE: So is this the only fruit you have with you? 308 00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:34,573 That's right. 309 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,341 Then what do you call this? 310 00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:37,810 That's our Christmas cake. 311 00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:41,580 Yeah. A Christmas cake containing fruit. 312 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,615 Fruit? I'll take care of that! 313 00:17:43,617 --> 00:17:45,551 [sniffs] 314 00:17:45,553 --> 00:17:47,453 You guys are gonna have to leave this with us. 315 00:17:47,455 --> 00:17:49,555 It needs to be disposed of in the appropriate manner. 316 00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:51,123 Hey, why don't we just let them off 317 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,225 on a warning this time, eh? 318 00:17:53,227 --> 00:17:55,594 Tama, a word. 319 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,663 - Yeah, sure. - Just hold it there, folks. 320 00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,531 Yeah? 321 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:02,301 Are you gonna be the one to let in a tiny piece of fruit 322 00:18:02,303 --> 00:18:04,269 that releases the larvae of a fruit fly, 323 00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:07,739 and brings down New Zealand's entire agricultural system? 324 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:10,809 It's a Christmas cake. 325 00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:12,544 It's a Christmas cake. 326 00:18:12,546 --> 00:18:14,279 A little Christmas cake, eh? 327 00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:16,115 Yeah. 328 00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:18,617 - Ah! - [gasps] 329 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,586 [stomping] 330 00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:23,455 Too much. 331 00:18:23,457 --> 00:18:25,491 What are you lot still doing here? Scat! 332 00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:31,430 Grapes. Another biological hazard. 333 00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:34,633 Merry Christmas, guys. 334 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,301 What a waste. 335 00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:42,307 For your information, we're just doing our jobs. 336 00:18:42,309 --> 00:18:44,910 Keeping our coasts safe, okay? 337 00:18:44,912 --> 00:18:47,379 [Pete grunts] [Liz coughs] 338 00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:48,780 - All right! - Okay. 339 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,315 Come on, Pete, let's go. 340 00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:52,484 All right, let this lot through! 341 00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:54,653 Don't forget to recycle, eh, mate? 342 00:19:13,374 --> 00:19:15,607 MOLLY: Hey, look, the hippies are back. 343 00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:18,777 And the family with the kitchen sink. 344 00:19:21,215 --> 00:19:23,615 Here we go, good ol' family campsite. 345 00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:26,818 Ah. 346 00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:31,723 I'll just get 'em to move. 347 00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:35,794 Hey, boys. 348 00:19:35,796 --> 00:19:39,331 [breathing heavily] 349 00:19:41,435 --> 00:19:44,203 Look, I'm afraid, um, you're in my spot. 350 00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:46,371 Really? Oh, I'm sorry, mate, 351 00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:48,240 'cause I booked and paid for this site. 352 00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,808 They must have made a mistake. 353 00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:51,710 Show me your booking slip, and I'll move. 354 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,312 I don't have a booking slip. 355 00:19:53,314 --> 00:19:55,314 - So you've just turned up? - Oh, no. 356 00:19:55,316 --> 00:19:56,515 I mean, we've been coming here for years. 357 00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:58,217 This has always been our spot. 358 00:19:58,219 --> 00:20:00,252 And now you just want me to move. 359 00:20:00,254 --> 00:20:02,454 Yes, please. 360 00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:04,756 Well... 361 00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:07,492 I got a little Christmas message for you. 362 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,296 Get lost. 363 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:13,532 [inhales, exhales] 364 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,303 Merry Christmas. 365 00:20:21,642 --> 00:20:23,942 Ah... 366 00:20:23,944 --> 00:20:25,544 You know what? 367 00:20:25,546 --> 00:20:27,946 I just remembered, this spot is rubbish. 368 00:20:27,948 --> 00:20:29,881 It's too windy. 369 00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:31,917 I know the perfect spot. It's just along here. 370 00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:33,652 [engine starts] 371 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:37,489 MOLLY: I like that spot. 372 00:20:37,491 --> 00:20:40,292 PETE: Two, three, nice and easy. 373 00:20:40,294 --> 00:20:41,827 That's the one. Here we go. 374 00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:43,462 Do you even know what you're doing, Pete? 375 00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:45,330 Ah, of course, I remember. Do it in my sleep. 376 00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:46,832 MOLLY: Should we time you? 377 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,401 Dad loves a challenge. 378 00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:52,037 Right, first up the poles. 379 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,605 Liz! 380 00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:55,574 - Norman and Elsie. - Oh! 381 00:20:55,576 --> 00:20:57,276 Lovely to see you again. 382 00:20:57,278 --> 00:20:58,610 Oh, Molly! 383 00:20:58,612 --> 00:21:00,612 She's shot up in the last 12 months. 384 00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:03,915 I've been taking illegal steroids. 385 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,350 Sorry? 386 00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:06,451 MOLLY: Nothing. 387 00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:07,686 And don't tell me. 388 00:21:07,688 --> 00:21:09,921 This young man here is Sam, right? 389 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:11,523 Yeah, that's me. 390 00:21:11,525 --> 00:21:13,325 Know what? Can I have the poles, please? 391 00:21:13,327 --> 00:21:14,526 ELSIE: Oh! 392 00:21:14,528 --> 00:21:15,627 Oh, Norm and Elsie, how are you? 393 00:21:15,629 --> 00:21:17,529 - Hello, Pete! - Hey! 394 00:21:17,531 --> 00:21:19,831 Lovely to see your happy family again. 395 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,368 Actually, Mum and Dad are having a trial separation. 396 00:21:24,371 --> 00:21:26,738 - Oh. - Kids, eh? 397 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,974 Yeah, well, um... 398 00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:32,577 bet you're looking forward to Santa Claus coming, eh? 399 00:21:32,579 --> 00:21:35,647 Yeah, but I don't think he'll find me this year 400 00:21:35,649 --> 00:21:38,450 'cause I've forgotten to tell him we're going on holiday. 401 00:21:38,452 --> 00:21:40,619 Oh, no, don't you worry, I promise you. 402 00:21:40,621 --> 00:21:42,087 Santa will find you. 403 00:21:42,089 --> 00:21:45,657 - Yeah, well, we've got to go. - See you later. 404 00:21:45,659 --> 00:21:47,426 - Bye. - See you, Norm. 405 00:21:47,428 --> 00:21:49,061 [Norm clears throat] 406 00:21:49,063 --> 00:21:50,562 That was a bit rough, mm-hm? 407 00:21:50,564 --> 00:21:51,663 ELISE: Sad. NORM: Yeah. 408 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:54,499 Yellow poles, please. 409 00:21:58,605 --> 00:22:01,606 [engine whooshing] 410 00:22:09,883 --> 00:22:13,118 [snoring] 411 00:22:18,592 --> 00:22:22,060 - Where's he going? - He's lost his marbles. 412 00:22:22,062 --> 00:22:24,129 Well, he's not gonna find them down there. 413 00:22:31,572 --> 00:22:33,605 [splash] 414 00:22:33,607 --> 00:22:34,606 [slurps] 415 00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:36,775 Ooh. 416 00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:38,677 I'm tasting... 417 00:22:38,679 --> 00:22:40,379 blackcurrants, 418 00:22:40,381 --> 00:22:42,514 Jupiter berries, 419 00:22:42,516 --> 00:22:44,082 marshmallow biscuits, 420 00:22:44,084 --> 00:22:46,485 and, uh... 421 00:22:46,487 --> 00:22:49,554 cinnamon muffins. [laughs] 422 00:22:49,556 --> 00:22:51,156 Ah, this is the life, eh? 423 00:22:51,158 --> 00:22:52,758 Hey, Dave? 424 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,627 Do you know that there's 17,000 kilometers 425 00:22:55,629 --> 00:22:56,795 of coastline in New Zealand? 426 00:22:56,797 --> 00:22:58,497 Yes, mate, and it's our job 427 00:22:58,499 --> 00:23:00,999 to guard every centimeter of it. 428 00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:03,602 Yeah, right. [laughs] 429 00:23:04,605 --> 00:23:05,804 [sighs] 430 00:23:05,806 --> 00:23:07,606 LIZ: Another disappointing day. 431 00:23:09,977 --> 00:23:11,643 You're gonna need to make yourself a really good catch 432 00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:14,112 if you want to get out of this backwater. 433 00:23:14,114 --> 00:23:17,849 [scoffs] That'd take a miracle. 434 00:23:17,851 --> 00:23:21,119 [beeping] 435 00:23:24,558 --> 00:23:26,591 Oh, oh, oh! Oh! 436 00:23:28,996 --> 00:23:30,462 - Ohh! - Whoa! 437 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,601 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 438 00:23:36,603 --> 00:23:38,170 Sausage, Dave? 439 00:23:38,172 --> 00:23:40,572 Most gentlemanly of you, Tama. 440 00:23:40,574 --> 00:23:42,941 Here it comes. [laughs] 441 00:23:45,612 --> 00:23:49,181 [beeping] 442 00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:56,221 I don't know who you are, 443 00:23:56,223 --> 00:23:58,990 but I'm gonna bust your backside. 444 00:24:00,227 --> 00:24:03,895 - Mmm. Ah! - [phone ringing] 445 00:24:03,897 --> 00:24:04,896 [clink] 446 00:24:04,898 --> 00:24:06,598 Yes, Boss. 447 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,767 We have an intruder trying to enter our airspace 448 00:24:08,769 --> 00:24:10,669 and slip in under the cover of darkness. 449 00:24:10,671 --> 00:24:12,204 Ah! 450 00:24:12,206 --> 00:24:14,739 They're coming your way now. 451 00:24:14,741 --> 00:24:16,541 Keep your eyes peeled. 452 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,646 [squeals] 453 00:24:23,584 --> 00:24:26,084 Eyes peeled, Boss. Don't you worry. 454 00:24:29,723 --> 00:24:31,656 Oh, sorry, bro. 455 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:38,663 But the instructions say green first, then black. 456 00:24:38,665 --> 00:24:40,932 Yeah, well, instructions are for the cognitively impaired. 457 00:24:40,934 --> 00:24:42,767 Just forgot your father always has to do it his way. 458 00:24:42,769 --> 00:24:44,402 The right way. 459 00:24:44,403 --> 00:24:46,036 Can't we just start again, and try to do it together? 460 00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:47,405 "Oh, I know what I'm doing." 461 00:24:47,406 --> 00:24:48,772 How many times have I heard you say that? 462 00:24:48,773 --> 00:24:50,139 PETE: Not my fault you're such a control freak. 463 00:24:50,143 --> 00:24:52,110 LIZ: I'm just telling you what it says. 464 00:24:52,112 --> 00:24:53,645 PETE: I don't need to be told what to do. 465 00:24:53,647 --> 00:24:55,146 - I know how to do it. - LIZ: Obviously. 466 00:24:55,148 --> 00:24:57,115 [whooshing] 467 00:24:57,117 --> 00:24:58,884 Idiot. 468 00:24:58,886 --> 00:25:00,252 - You're an idiot. - You're an idiot. 469 00:25:00,254 --> 00:25:01,987 - You're an idiot. - You're dumb. 470 00:25:01,989 --> 00:25:04,089 PETE: Sam, what the heck do you think you're doing? 471 00:25:04,091 --> 00:25:06,625 You should know better than to bring fireworks. 472 00:25:06,627 --> 00:25:07,993 PETE: Yeah, it was just for fun. 473 00:25:10,163 --> 00:25:12,197 - [explosion] - Ohh! 474 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:16,134 COMPUTER: Pull up, pull up, pull up! 475 00:25:16,136 --> 00:25:19,638 - Pull up, pull up, pull up! - [screams] 476 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,774 SANTA: Oh, no! 477 00:25:26,613 --> 00:25:28,079 What's going on? 478 00:25:28,081 --> 00:25:29,247 What's happening? What's happening? What? 479 00:25:29,249 --> 00:25:31,616 [beeping] 480 00:25:31,618 --> 00:25:33,985 [ringing] 481 00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:37,856 No, you. 482 00:25:37,858 --> 00:25:39,591 Boss? 483 00:25:39,593 --> 00:25:42,193 That thing just flew over the bay. 484 00:25:42,195 --> 00:25:43,762 Did you see anything? 485 00:25:43,764 --> 00:25:46,097 That is a negative, Boss. 486 00:25:46,099 --> 00:25:48,166 Check it out! Now! 487 00:25:58,979 --> 00:26:01,046 [grunts] 488 00:26:01,048 --> 00:26:04,950 [screaming] 489 00:26:04,952 --> 00:26:06,117 - Sam! - Sam! 490 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,153 [screaming continues] 491 00:26:08,155 --> 00:26:11,189 - Are you all right, son? - Oh, my God! 492 00:26:11,191 --> 00:26:13,258 Hey, help me get him into the recovery position! 493 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:15,627 [grunts] 494 00:26:15,629 --> 00:26:16,928 SAM: Is he okay? 495 00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:19,264 [siren blaring] [Santa coughing] 496 00:26:19,266 --> 00:26:20,999 TAMA: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 497 00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:22,334 Hey, hey! 498 00:26:25,305 --> 00:26:27,639 - This guy needs help. - Okay, sir, calm down. 499 00:26:27,641 --> 00:26:31,176 Look, we've had some reports of unidentified flying objects. 500 00:26:31,178 --> 00:26:33,078 In the sky. 501 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,213 - Flying around. - [Santa grunting] 502 00:26:35,215 --> 00:26:37,782 - You seen anything? - Nothing round here. 503 00:26:37,784 --> 00:26:40,251 Probably just a fruit fly out to get you. 504 00:26:40,253 --> 00:26:41,386 LIZ: Pete. 505 00:26:41,388 --> 00:26:43,088 It'd be a battle of wits. 506 00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:47,092 - Pete! - I've got my eye on you. 507 00:26:47,094 --> 00:26:50,362 Oh, for goodness sake! What about this poor man? 508 00:26:50,364 --> 00:26:53,164 Oh, well, what do we have here? 509 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:56,167 Mm. Drinking and swimming. 510 00:26:56,169 --> 00:26:58,069 He should know better at his age. 511 00:26:58,071 --> 00:27:00,105 Easy on the sauce there, Granddad. 512 00:27:00,107 --> 00:27:03,708 - [coughs] - [laughing] 513 00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:04,743 Yes. 514 00:27:04,745 --> 00:27:08,880 [coughing continues] 515 00:27:11,785 --> 00:27:14,052 [groaning] 516 00:27:14,054 --> 00:27:16,955 Come on. Up you go. There you go. 517 00:27:23,997 --> 00:27:25,930 - Did you find anything out? - No, he's not a local. 518 00:27:25,932 --> 00:27:28,333 None of the other campers know him either. 519 00:27:28,335 --> 00:27:31,136 I reckon he's from some old folks' home. 520 00:27:31,138 --> 00:27:33,271 - Probably got confused. - Shh. 521 00:27:33,273 --> 00:27:34,839 [Santa snoring] 522 00:27:38,412 --> 00:27:40,745 LIZ: Well, he can't stay here. 523 00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:47,052 [mumbling] 524 00:27:47,054 --> 00:27:49,220 Okay, okay. 525 00:27:49,222 --> 00:27:51,322 There is no need to panic, all right? 526 00:27:51,324 --> 00:27:55,260 He's just stopped for a rest. He'll be back in time. 527 00:27:55,262 --> 00:27:58,930 We need to have everything ready for him. 528 00:27:58,932 --> 00:28:00,265 So go! Git! 529 00:28:00,267 --> 00:28:04,469 [panicked chatter] 530 00:28:31,932 --> 00:28:34,432 That sleeping bag okay? 531 00:28:34,434 --> 00:28:37,969 Oh, yeah, yeah. Good, fabulous. Thanks! 532 00:28:39,806 --> 00:28:40,839 Great. 533 00:28:42,509 --> 00:28:44,809 - Night, family! - Night. 534 00:28:44,811 --> 00:28:46,978 - Night, darling. - Night, son. 535 00:28:56,189 --> 00:28:59,057 [snoring] 536 00:29:11,938 --> 00:29:13,004 Gotcha. 537 00:29:30,457 --> 00:29:32,457 [laughing] 538 00:29:32,459 --> 00:29:33,958 Ah! 539 00:29:35,028 --> 00:29:37,395 Isn't this glorious? 540 00:29:37,397 --> 00:29:38,863 [sighs] 541 00:29:38,865 --> 00:29:40,498 Ah. 542 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:44,002 Yeah! [laughs] 543 00:29:44,004 --> 00:29:46,070 Yeah. Mum said you needed a hat. 544 00:29:46,072 --> 00:29:48,006 Dad said it's time for breakfast. 545 00:29:48,008 --> 00:29:49,941 Breakfast? Yes. [laughs] 546 00:29:49,943 --> 00:29:51,276 Thank you. 547 00:29:57,184 --> 00:29:59,284 Oh, yes. [chuckles] 548 00:30:10,197 --> 00:30:11,896 Look, I'm just saying-- 549 00:30:11,898 --> 00:30:13,031 As long as the kids are safe, it'll be fine. 550 00:30:13,033 --> 00:30:14,032 Here he comes. 551 00:30:16,837 --> 00:30:19,370 You've had quite the adventure. 552 00:30:19,372 --> 00:30:21,940 - My son found you in the drink. - Drink? 553 00:30:21,942 --> 00:30:23,374 - The water. - He's still hungover. 554 00:30:23,376 --> 00:30:25,343 You should take it easy on the sauce, mate. 555 00:30:25,345 --> 00:30:27,412 - Sauce? - MOLLY: Drink. 556 00:30:27,414 --> 00:30:29,180 Oh. 557 00:30:29,182 --> 00:30:31,249 Anyway, I'm Pete. This is Liz, my... 558 00:30:31,251 --> 00:30:33,117 Hi. 559 00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:34,252 Hi. 560 00:30:34,254 --> 00:30:36,321 - Uh, Molly and Sam. - Hi. 561 00:30:36,323 --> 00:30:39,624 I remember now. And my name is San... 562 00:30:41,561 --> 00:30:42,560 Stan. 563 00:30:42,562 --> 00:30:45,129 - Stan? - Stan. 564 00:30:45,131 --> 00:30:47,198 - Well, hi, Stan. - Hi, Pete. 565 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,234 Now that accent tells me you're not from around here. 566 00:30:49,236 --> 00:30:50,235 Where you from? 567 00:30:50,237 --> 00:30:52,971 I'm-- Up north. 568 00:30:52,973 --> 00:30:55,039 Oh. You might know my whanau. 569 00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:56,641 Mmm. 570 00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:59,344 Yeah. Ohh... 571 00:30:59,346 --> 00:31:02,513 Anyway, wrap your laughing gear around this. 572 00:31:02,515 --> 00:31:05,550 [laughs] Laughing gear? 573 00:31:18,098 --> 00:31:20,031 Has anyone said you look like Santa? 574 00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:21,499 Hey, Sam, don't be rude. 575 00:31:21,501 --> 00:31:23,468 - But he does. - It's all right. 576 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:26,337 I have heard this many times before. 577 00:31:26,339 --> 00:31:31,009 So where exactly are you staying? 578 00:31:31,011 --> 00:31:33,144 With my family. 579 00:31:33,146 --> 00:31:36,080 Oh, nice. Are they here? 580 00:31:36,082 --> 00:31:38,349 No, not yet. 581 00:31:38,351 --> 00:31:42,220 Oh. How did you get here? 582 00:31:42,222 --> 00:31:43,321 By bus. 583 00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:45,490 But we found you on the beach. 584 00:31:45,492 --> 00:31:47,392 Yeah, yeah, on the beach, yeah. 585 00:31:47,394 --> 00:31:49,594 By water bus. 586 00:31:49,596 --> 00:31:51,930 Okay, well, your family, 587 00:31:51,932 --> 00:31:53,665 are they supposed to be here already? 588 00:31:53,667 --> 00:31:55,934 - Is that right? - Yes. 589 00:31:55,936 --> 00:31:57,936 LIZ: I'm sure they'll turn up. 590 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,540 Whoo! 591 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:06,044 MOLLY: He still believes in Santa Claus. 592 00:32:06,046 --> 00:32:07,545 SANTA: And you don't? 593 00:32:07,547 --> 00:32:10,014 It's scientifically impossible. 594 00:32:10,016 --> 00:32:12,417 Santa has 24 hours to deliver presents 595 00:32:12,419 --> 00:32:15,019 to over a billion children. 596 00:32:15,021 --> 00:32:18,189 That gives him one-thousandth of a second per household 597 00:32:18,191 --> 00:32:20,191 to drop down the chimney, leave the presents, 598 00:32:20,193 --> 00:32:23,161 and eat the snacks left for him and his sleigh. 599 00:32:23,163 --> 00:32:25,163 Sounds hectic. 600 00:32:25,165 --> 00:32:27,365 And don't get me started on how eight reindeer 601 00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:29,133 could ever provide enough thrust 602 00:32:29,135 --> 00:32:31,269 to move that sort of present payload. 603 00:32:31,271 --> 00:32:35,073 45% bigger this year too. 604 00:32:35,075 --> 00:32:37,475 Really? 605 00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:40,345 Oh, ah, I imagine. 606 00:32:40,347 --> 00:32:42,347 - Oh. - Yeah. 607 00:32:52,425 --> 00:32:53,424 [Dave grunts] 608 00:32:53,426 --> 00:32:55,393 Off your backsides. 609 00:32:55,395 --> 00:32:56,427 Tama! 610 00:32:58,198 --> 00:33:01,199 Surveillance headquarters just intercepted this call. 611 00:33:01,201 --> 00:33:03,568 God, I love Surveillance headquarters. 612 00:33:03,570 --> 00:33:06,237 STUFUR: Boss, if we don't get all that stuff delivered, 613 00:33:06,239 --> 00:33:08,072 there'll be millions of disappointed-- 614 00:33:08,074 --> 00:33:11,009 "That stuff delivered". Do you know what that means? 615 00:33:11,011 --> 00:33:13,111 Um, he's a pizza man. [laughs] 616 00:33:13,113 --> 00:33:15,546 - Hawaiian? Oh! - Cheesy crust. 617 00:33:15,548 --> 00:33:17,548 It means they're smuggling something illegal 618 00:33:17,550 --> 00:33:19,751 into this country. 619 00:33:19,753 --> 00:33:21,586 Do you know how I ended up with you two clowns? 620 00:33:21,588 --> 00:33:22,754 How? 621 00:33:22,756 --> 00:33:25,490 Because I let the Calici virus 622 00:33:25,492 --> 00:33:27,525 slip through my fingers. 623 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,794 It was smuggled in down the underpants of a farmer 624 00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:32,096 on my watch. 625 00:33:32,098 --> 00:33:34,499 And do you wanna know why that's never gonna happen again? 626 00:33:34,501 --> 00:33:36,501 Yeah, because your gonna use rubber gloves next time? 627 00:33:36,503 --> 00:33:39,404 [laughing] 628 00:33:39,406 --> 00:33:43,408 It's so hard to soar with eagles when you're working with kiwis. 629 00:33:43,410 --> 00:33:45,176 No, you idiots! 630 00:33:45,178 --> 00:33:47,245 Because you two are gonna track him down and find him. 631 00:33:47,247 --> 00:33:49,280 - Understand? - Yes, Boss. 632 00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:52,216 This man here appears to be the courier, okay? 633 00:33:52,218 --> 00:33:54,552 Now, he's wearing some sort of disguise. 634 00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,521 Have you seen him before, Tama? 635 00:33:56,523 --> 00:33:59,357 Ah, no, no, never. 636 00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:02,460 Track him down, find out what he's up to, 637 00:34:02,462 --> 00:34:03,828 and stay undercover. 638 00:34:03,830 --> 00:34:05,563 Don't let him recognize you, okay? 639 00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:08,566 We need to catch this sicko red-handed. 640 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:11,302 And if you guys fail, 641 00:34:11,304 --> 00:34:14,372 I've been asked to recommend two Border Security members 642 00:34:14,374 --> 00:34:18,276 to do a two-year stint on a small island. 643 00:34:18,278 --> 00:34:20,445 - Oh, nice! - [laughs] 644 00:34:20,447 --> 00:34:23,247 In Antarctica! 645 00:34:23,249 --> 00:34:25,683 SANTA: According to Einstein, 646 00:34:25,685 --> 00:34:28,519 time makes very strange things. 647 00:34:28,521 --> 00:34:31,823 If you can move faster than the speed of light, 648 00:34:31,825 --> 00:34:36,227 you build a sleigh with an antimatter warp engine, 649 00:34:36,229 --> 00:34:38,729 and according to my calculations, 650 00:34:38,731 --> 00:34:40,731 Santa would be back home at North Pole 651 00:34:40,733 --> 00:34:42,533 before he even left. 652 00:34:42,535 --> 00:34:43,835 But what's the point in him? 653 00:34:43,837 --> 00:34:47,205 Young lady, he must have some uses. 654 00:34:47,207 --> 00:34:51,843 I hear he's a very intelligent and very clever man, this Santa. 655 00:34:51,845 --> 00:34:54,712 Clever enough to bring our parents back together? 656 00:34:58,251 --> 00:35:03,287 Santa cannot change the way people feel and think, 657 00:35:03,289 --> 00:35:07,792 though it might be a better world 658 00:35:07,794 --> 00:35:09,794 if he could. 659 00:35:17,303 --> 00:35:19,137 Gidday, gidday. Thought I'd introduce yourself 660 00:35:19,139 --> 00:35:20,471 as it looks like we're neighbors. 661 00:35:20,473 --> 00:35:22,907 - Hi. Liz. - Harry. Good to meet you, Liz. 662 00:35:22,909 --> 00:35:25,810 Those are my boys, Mick, Rick and Dick. 663 00:35:27,847 --> 00:35:30,882 Ah, nice to get away for a wee break, isn't it? 664 00:35:30,884 --> 00:35:33,417 Oh, yeah, especially when you're a solo dad 665 00:35:33,419 --> 00:35:35,620 and, you know, you're trying to make the best of it. 666 00:35:35,622 --> 00:35:36,821 - Oh? - Yeah, widower. 667 00:35:36,823 --> 00:35:39,223 My wife Melissa, she... 668 00:35:39,225 --> 00:35:41,292 She got a brain tumor. 669 00:35:41,294 --> 00:35:44,896 Yeah, we met in Form Two. She was the love of my life. 670 00:35:44,898 --> 00:35:47,832 - I'm so sorry. - Hey, these things happen. 671 00:35:47,834 --> 00:35:50,434 But it's been hard on the boys, obviously. 672 00:35:50,436 --> 00:35:52,803 Anyways, if you ever want to come for a ride in my boat. 673 00:35:52,805 --> 00:35:55,373 Ah, no, thanks, mate. 674 00:35:57,210 --> 00:35:58,910 Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you two were-- 675 00:35:58,912 --> 00:36:01,579 No, no, no. Pete's my ex. 676 00:36:01,581 --> 00:36:03,347 Ah, trial ex. 677 00:36:03,349 --> 00:36:05,583 Well, I think it's great that you two 678 00:36:05,585 --> 00:36:08,486 put the love for your kids ahead of any personal differences, 679 00:36:08,488 --> 00:36:10,521 and come away on holiday together. 680 00:36:10,523 --> 00:36:12,223 Yeah. 681 00:36:12,225 --> 00:36:16,194 Um, Harry just invited me for a ride in his boat. 682 00:36:19,966 --> 00:36:22,700 2.5 horsepower? 683 00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:24,869 Yeah, I got, ah, 15. 684 00:36:24,871 --> 00:36:28,873 Ah, 2.5 is enough to get me to the big one. 685 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:32,410 Huh. I'd hate to see the size of your carbon footprint. 686 00:36:32,412 --> 00:36:33,778 Ah. 687 00:36:33,780 --> 00:36:35,780 Bigger than yours, mate. 688 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,587 Hey, let's get out on the water, eh? 689 00:36:42,589 --> 00:36:43,955 - Make a day of it, yeah? - Yeah! 690 00:36:43,957 --> 00:36:45,590 PETE: Okay. 691 00:36:45,592 --> 00:36:47,959 Hey, guys, don't forget your togs and towels! 692 00:36:49,429 --> 00:36:50,661 [sighs] 693 00:36:52,832 --> 00:36:58,669 SANTA: So you and Pete are separated? 694 00:36:58,671 --> 00:37:00,972 - Yeah. - Yeah. 695 00:37:00,974 --> 00:37:03,774 Yeah, news travels fast in our family. 696 00:37:05,311 --> 00:37:06,978 We're just too different. 697 00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:10,481 Pete lives in the moment. I like to plan ahead. 698 00:37:10,483 --> 00:37:15,319 But ever since he moved out, we've had no money problems. 699 00:37:15,321 --> 00:37:16,988 We don't argue anymore. 700 00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:19,423 The kids are still doing well at school. 701 00:37:20,827 --> 00:37:23,594 I'm a lot happier now, that's for sure. 702 00:37:23,596 --> 00:37:25,563 - Yes. - SAM: Go, Dad! 703 00:37:25,565 --> 00:37:28,566 Sometimes you just have to do 704 00:37:28,568 --> 00:37:33,271 what you think is... best for you. 705 00:37:33,273 --> 00:37:35,873 DAVE: The secret to surveillance 706 00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:39,010 is to get as close as possible to the enemy camp, okay? 707 00:37:39,012 --> 00:37:40,811 Stealth, yep, stealth. 708 00:37:42,582 --> 00:37:43,748 Hey! 709 00:37:44,951 --> 00:37:47,051 Sneaky. 710 00:37:47,053 --> 00:37:50,488 - Oi! - Hey, mate. 711 00:37:50,490 --> 00:37:54,458 Nothing to see here, people. Just carry on, yep. 712 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,827 [screaming] 713 00:37:59,432 --> 00:38:01,565 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 714 00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:03,868 PETE: All right, hold on! 715 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:05,936 We're gonna go round one more time! 716 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:07,071 SAM: Keep going! 717 00:38:07,073 --> 00:38:09,507 Whoo-hah! 718 00:38:09,509 --> 00:38:11,575 PETE: Hang on, boy, that's the one! 719 00:38:11,577 --> 00:38:13,044 Good boy, Sammy! 720 00:38:13,046 --> 00:38:14,845 Yeah! 721 00:38:14,847 --> 00:38:16,614 Could be anywhere. 722 00:38:21,988 --> 00:38:24,588 PETE: Good boy, that's the one! 723 00:38:24,590 --> 00:38:26,324 Oi! Oh. 724 00:38:31,998 --> 00:38:34,965 [chuckles] Gotcha. 725 00:38:36,536 --> 00:38:39,970 Okay. We need to observe him up close. 726 00:38:41,507 --> 00:38:42,506 Perfect. 727 00:38:43,609 --> 00:38:44,675 Okay. 728 00:38:53,786 --> 00:38:54,885 Oh! 729 00:38:54,887 --> 00:38:56,821 Oh, okay. 730 00:38:57,957 --> 00:39:00,124 Oh, oh, oh. 731 00:39:00,126 --> 00:39:02,426 Andy, there's some creep perving at me. 732 00:39:04,530 --> 00:39:06,497 - Uh... - [growling] 733 00:39:23,549 --> 00:39:26,517 Wow! That was fun! 734 00:39:26,519 --> 00:39:30,421 Yeah, but it's not for me. 735 00:39:31,991 --> 00:39:34,525 Okay, so... 736 00:39:34,527 --> 00:39:36,093 plan B. 737 00:39:36,095 --> 00:39:37,561 - Yeah? - Yeah. 738 00:39:37,563 --> 00:39:38,929 Okay, okay, here we go, here we go. 739 00:39:38,931 --> 00:39:42,466 Gotta limber up. Okay, yeah, yeah, good, good. 740 00:39:42,468 --> 00:39:44,869 Okay, okay, pass it. 741 00:39:44,871 --> 00:39:46,137 Go back, go back. 742 00:39:46,139 --> 00:39:48,038 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good. 743 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,007 Aah! Oww! 744 00:39:50,009 --> 00:39:52,877 That man broke that little kid's toy. 745 00:39:52,879 --> 00:39:54,044 I'm good, I'm good. 746 00:39:54,046 --> 00:39:56,714 Well, these things happen. 747 00:39:56,716 --> 00:39:59,150 DAVE: There we go, there we go! 748 00:39:59,152 --> 00:40:01,652 - Well? - Huh? 749 00:40:01,654 --> 00:40:04,555 I guess Santa will have to give him another one for Christmas. 750 00:40:04,557 --> 00:40:08,959 [boy crying] 751 00:40:11,831 --> 00:40:14,498 - [crying continues] - Abort! 752 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:16,434 - Hey, hey! - Go, go, go, go! 753 00:40:16,436 --> 00:40:18,602 WOMAN: Where do you think you're going? 754 00:40:18,604 --> 00:40:19,837 - Come back! - [crying continues] 755 00:40:19,839 --> 00:40:22,640 Okay, let's have a look. 756 00:40:22,642 --> 00:40:24,975 Those eggs, eh, son? 757 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,614 SANTA: Oh, no, it's broken. 758 00:40:40,693 --> 00:40:43,561 WOMAN: Oh, amazing! 759 00:40:46,232 --> 00:40:47,898 Wow! 760 00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:49,934 It looks better than the old one. 761 00:40:49,936 --> 00:40:51,135 SANTA: Yeah. 762 00:40:51,137 --> 00:40:53,037 - Thank you, Mister. - Thank you. 763 00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:55,673 SANTA: Thank you. Merry Christmas. 764 00:41:03,015 --> 00:41:04,782 How did you do that? 765 00:41:09,088 --> 00:41:11,622 [laughs] 766 00:41:11,624 --> 00:41:16,227 Well, I think it's time to cool off. 767 00:41:38,518 --> 00:41:40,084 Lizzy! 768 00:41:40,086 --> 00:41:42,653 About to go for a whizz around the bay to warm her up. 769 00:41:42,655 --> 00:41:43,954 Care for a lift? 770 00:41:43,956 --> 00:41:45,956 Oh, no, thanks! 771 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:48,692 Oh, come on, you only live once! 772 00:41:51,297 --> 00:41:52,630 Where's Mum? 773 00:41:56,569 --> 00:41:58,102 All right, then. 774 00:42:02,909 --> 00:42:04,141 What's she doing? 775 00:42:04,143 --> 00:42:06,677 - [engine revs] - Dad! 776 00:42:08,548 --> 00:42:10,781 [revs] 777 00:42:13,686 --> 00:42:14,919 [screams] 778 00:42:14,921 --> 00:42:16,620 He's making a run for it! Come on! 779 00:42:16,622 --> 00:42:18,289 Stop it! Help! 780 00:42:18,291 --> 00:42:21,559 - Help! - That looks like Stan. 781 00:42:21,561 --> 00:42:24,828 - Cool! - Will he be okay? 782 00:42:24,830 --> 00:42:26,263 [yelling] 783 00:42:29,335 --> 00:42:30,901 SANTA: Hey! 784 00:42:32,271 --> 00:42:34,705 Sorry, mate, government business! 785 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:37,007 Okay, come on. 786 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:40,578 Living the dream! 787 00:42:42,615 --> 00:42:45,249 David! Sorry about that. 788 00:42:45,251 --> 00:42:48,152 [Santa yelling] 789 00:43:13,779 --> 00:43:15,312 - Far out! - Stan! 790 00:43:16,682 --> 00:43:17,681 Stan! 791 00:43:19,218 --> 00:43:23,053 Hey! Hey, hey, are you okay? 792 00:43:23,055 --> 00:43:25,122 Catch you later, Lizzy! 793 00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:28,125 - That was fantastic. - What happened? 794 00:43:28,127 --> 00:43:30,928 - Hey, what happened? - Your friend. 795 00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:34,698 Mr. Check-Out-My-Massive-Boat. That's what happened. 796 00:43:35,968 --> 00:43:37,635 Where you going? 797 00:43:37,637 --> 00:43:39,303 I'm gonna go and provide for my family. 798 00:43:39,305 --> 00:43:42,840 But don't let me stop you from having a good time, okay? 799 00:43:45,011 --> 00:43:47,144 [Santa laughs] Yeah! 800 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:50,948 Nice one, Dad. Hey, Dad, what's your saying? 801 00:43:50,950 --> 00:43:53,951 "The worst day fishing is better than the best day working." 802 00:43:53,953 --> 00:43:56,854 You better believe it, mate. [laughing] 803 00:43:56,856 --> 00:43:58,922 I got something! 804 00:43:58,924 --> 00:44:01,025 - Well done, Sam. - Good man! 805 00:44:03,863 --> 00:44:05,963 It's snagged. 806 00:44:05,965 --> 00:44:08,165 On something red. 807 00:44:10,403 --> 00:44:13,337 Ah, I'm, um, um, um, I'm gonna be seasick. 808 00:44:13,339 --> 00:44:14,338 Just over the side, Stan. 809 00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:16,106 I have to get back to shore. 810 00:44:16,108 --> 00:44:18,342 [grunting] 811 00:44:23,683 --> 00:44:25,416 Please. [gagging] 812 00:44:25,418 --> 00:44:27,918 Whoa. It's come loose. 813 00:44:29,422 --> 00:44:30,821 Okay, all right, all right. 814 00:44:30,823 --> 00:44:32,956 Hey, lines in. We'll head back. 815 00:44:36,362 --> 00:44:40,297 [engine rumbling] 816 00:44:42,435 --> 00:44:44,334 SAM: Hi, Mum! 817 00:44:44,336 --> 00:44:46,336 The hunters have returned, 818 00:44:46,338 --> 00:44:49,840 and the family shall eat tonight! 819 00:44:49,842 --> 00:44:52,142 Gidday, gidday! 820 00:44:52,144 --> 00:44:54,211 Caught far too many of these for us to eat. 821 00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:55,879 - Would you like one? - Wow! 822 00:44:55,881 --> 00:44:57,147 That's so nice of you. 823 00:44:57,149 --> 00:44:59,049 Ah, no, no, no. 824 00:44:59,051 --> 00:45:01,919 We're good thanks, mate. We got our own. 825 00:45:01,921 --> 00:45:04,421 Suit yourself. 826 00:45:05,725 --> 00:45:07,124 Just trying to be neighborly. 827 00:45:09,829 --> 00:45:11,428 [clicks tongue] Showed him. 828 00:45:13,733 --> 00:45:15,032 - Ah! - Sorry. 829 00:45:15,034 --> 00:45:16,934 Hey! 830 00:45:16,936 --> 00:45:18,769 Why don't you teach your kid how to hit the ball straight? 831 00:45:18,771 --> 00:45:20,938 He can hit a ball straighter than any of you lot. 832 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:22,473 Well, you're talking to the campsite cricket winners 833 00:45:22,475 --> 00:45:23,907 five years in a row. 834 00:45:23,909 --> 00:45:25,209 - But not six. - Yeah? 835 00:45:25,211 --> 00:45:27,010 - Yeah. - Game on. 836 00:45:27,012 --> 00:45:28,979 - [Harry laughs] - Dad! 837 00:45:28,981 --> 00:45:30,948 - What? - Look at them. 838 00:45:30,950 --> 00:45:32,316 We can beat them, right, Dad? 839 00:45:32,318 --> 00:45:34,451 Of course! No doubt. Liz! 840 00:45:34,453 --> 00:45:36,053 I'm out. 841 00:45:37,857 --> 00:45:42,493 Stan, you look like you could throw a good googly. 842 00:45:42,495 --> 00:45:43,861 Googly? 843 00:45:43,863 --> 00:45:45,295 ¶¶ 844 00:45:45,297 --> 00:45:47,865 - Let's go, Ricky! - Let's go, Stan! 845 00:45:47,867 --> 00:45:50,200 - Big hit, mate! - Come on, Stan! 846 00:45:51,537 --> 00:45:54,037 Howzat! Yeah! Yes! 847 00:45:55,207 --> 00:45:56,507 Let's go, Dad! 848 00:45:58,110 --> 00:46:00,911 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 849 00:46:02,381 --> 00:46:04,081 - Whew! - Ricky! 850 00:46:05,518 --> 00:46:07,317 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 851 00:46:08,521 --> 00:46:10,087 Pow! 852 00:46:10,089 --> 00:46:11,421 Do your best, eh, darling? 853 00:46:11,423 --> 00:46:12,856 Keep your eye on the ball, okay? 854 00:46:12,858 --> 00:46:14,191 Dad, I know what I'm doing. 855 00:46:18,097 --> 00:46:20,164 Let's go, darling. Big hit, yes! 856 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:22,900 That's one! Go, go, go! Yes! 857 00:46:24,837 --> 00:46:26,436 - Howzat! - Oh! 858 00:46:28,207 --> 00:46:30,307 Let's go, son. Big hit! 859 00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:31,308 Go, Sammy! 860 00:46:31,310 --> 00:46:34,845 - [thumps] - [grunts] 861 00:46:34,847 --> 00:46:36,146 Oh! 862 00:46:36,148 --> 00:46:38,482 [groaning] 863 00:46:38,484 --> 00:46:40,851 Brilliant, Dad. You caught the ball. 864 00:46:40,853 --> 00:46:43,020 Out! He's out! 865 00:46:43,022 --> 00:46:44,955 - Yeah! - Whoo! 866 00:46:44,957 --> 00:46:47,424 All right, Mickey! Just get going! 867 00:46:47,426 --> 00:46:50,093 - Yes! Go, Molly! - Run, Molly! 868 00:46:50,095 --> 00:46:51,428 Here, darling! 869 00:46:52,431 --> 00:46:54,097 - Yeah! - Nice one, Dad! 870 00:46:54,099 --> 00:46:56,366 Great game. Good innings, good innings. 871 00:46:56,368 --> 00:46:57,901 Come on, Dick! 872 00:47:01,273 --> 00:47:03,173 - Way to go! - Yeah! 873 00:47:03,175 --> 00:47:06,243 - Whoo-hoo! - What was that, Dick? 874 00:47:06,245 --> 00:47:08,111 One, two, three, go! 875 00:47:16,856 --> 00:47:18,622 Careful, mate. You might do yourself a mischief. 876 00:47:18,624 --> 00:47:20,324 Watch and learn. 877 00:47:21,627 --> 00:47:24,494 PETE: Give him a good one, Sam. 878 00:47:24,496 --> 00:47:26,430 - [doink] - Boom! 879 00:47:26,432 --> 00:47:28,498 - Sam! - You all right, son? 880 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:30,267 Sam, are you okay? 881 00:47:30,269 --> 00:47:31,535 - [laughs] - Harry? 882 00:47:31,537 --> 00:47:33,971 Harry, that was a little bit mean. 883 00:47:33,973 --> 00:47:36,640 Oh, it's a competitive game, Liz. 884 00:47:36,642 --> 00:47:38,876 Maybe you shouldn't go crying to Mummy 885 00:47:38,878 --> 00:47:40,477 every time something goes wrong. You've gotta harden up! 886 00:47:40,479 --> 00:47:44,181 Is that what you tell your boys when they miss their mother? 887 00:47:44,183 --> 00:47:46,149 We don't miss her that much. She'll be back on Tuesday. 888 00:47:46,151 --> 00:47:47,150 Hey, you! 889 00:47:47,152 --> 00:47:49,152 I thought she was... 890 00:47:49,154 --> 00:47:51,054 In Sydney... on a girls' holiday. 891 00:47:51,056 --> 00:47:53,323 Yeah, right. That's enough, boys, eh? 892 00:47:53,325 --> 00:47:55,559 Back to the game, huh? 893 00:47:59,565 --> 00:48:01,632 LIZ: Flight or fight? 894 00:48:01,634 --> 00:48:03,667 Fight! Yeah! 895 00:48:03,669 --> 00:48:05,102 Yeah! 896 00:48:07,072 --> 00:48:08,906 Bring it on! 897 00:48:08,908 --> 00:48:10,207 Yes! [growls] 898 00:48:10,209 --> 00:48:14,111 ¶¶ [upbeat] 899 00:48:14,113 --> 00:48:15,212 One to win! 900 00:48:15,214 --> 00:48:17,381 Going out of the park. 901 00:48:22,121 --> 00:48:23,487 Whoo-hoo! 902 00:48:23,489 --> 00:48:24,988 - Yours, Stan! - Yeah, baby! 903 00:48:24,990 --> 00:48:27,224 - Catch it, Stan! - Come on, Stan! 904 00:48:36,535 --> 00:48:38,468 [cheering] 905 00:48:38,470 --> 00:48:39,603 Yeah! 906 00:48:39,605 --> 00:48:43,941 ¶¶ [continues] 907 00:48:52,017 --> 00:48:54,685 [sizzling] 908 00:48:55,721 --> 00:48:57,688 To the victors... 909 00:48:57,690 --> 00:48:59,289 the spoils. 910 00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:01,725 - Okay. Tongs. - Tongs. 911 00:49:01,727 --> 00:49:03,460 - Fork. - Fork. 912 00:49:03,462 --> 00:49:06,530 You two realize you're watching a master at work, right? 913 00:49:06,532 --> 00:49:08,966 [laughs] 914 00:49:10,703 --> 00:49:12,369 Unlike some others. 915 00:49:12,371 --> 00:49:13,603 - [whoosh] - Ohh! 916 00:49:13,605 --> 00:49:15,672 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 917 00:49:15,674 --> 00:49:17,541 - Water, water! - Is that on me? Give it! 918 00:49:20,045 --> 00:49:21,745 Oh. Maybe I should cook. 919 00:49:21,747 --> 00:49:24,414 - Yeah. - Bunch of amateurs. 920 00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:25,449 [sizzling] Oh! 921 00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:27,617 MOLLY: Dad! 922 00:49:30,122 --> 00:49:33,323 They look very nice. They're yum. 923 00:49:33,325 --> 00:49:35,058 Thanks. 924 00:49:36,662 --> 00:49:38,996 So has your family arrived yet? 925 00:49:38,998 --> 00:49:42,099 My family? Oh. 926 00:49:42,101 --> 00:49:43,667 I just heard today 927 00:49:43,669 --> 00:49:46,703 they are not going to make it for Christmas. 928 00:49:46,705 --> 00:49:51,274 Ah. Well, that's a shame. Nothing serious, I hope. 929 00:49:51,276 --> 00:49:56,013 No, no, no. Just a last moment changes of plans. 930 00:49:56,015 --> 00:49:57,481 Well, you can stay with us. 931 00:49:57,483 --> 00:50:00,650 I-I couldn't possibly. 932 00:50:00,652 --> 00:50:04,221 Well, you can't spend Christmas by yourself. Dad! 933 00:50:04,223 --> 00:50:07,090 Well, it's your Mum's holiday now too. 934 00:50:08,427 --> 00:50:11,728 Stan, we'd be delighted. 935 00:50:11,730 --> 00:50:13,663 Wouldn't we, Pete? 936 00:50:13,665 --> 00:50:16,566 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 937 00:50:16,568 --> 00:50:18,702 - Sure. - Yeah 938 00:50:18,704 --> 00:50:21,505 It is so kind of you, so kind of you. 939 00:50:21,507 --> 00:50:23,407 Thank you. Thank you very much. 940 00:50:23,409 --> 00:50:24,741 Thank you very much [laughs] 941 00:50:24,743 --> 00:50:26,176 LIZ: Let's eat. 942 00:50:26,178 --> 00:50:27,277 - Yeah. - Dig in. 943 00:50:27,279 --> 00:50:30,147 Yeah, dig in. Nice work. 944 00:50:39,058 --> 00:50:41,158 What say he's never coming back? 945 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,726 Yes, what say? 946 00:50:42,728 --> 00:50:45,195 We should go get him. 947 00:50:45,197 --> 00:50:47,164 Yeah. How? 948 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:48,765 - The reindeer! - Yes! 949 00:50:48,767 --> 00:50:51,701 No! We let them all go, remember? 950 00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:54,204 Hey, he'll be on his way back right now. 951 00:50:54,206 --> 00:50:55,405 I'm sure of it. 952 00:50:55,407 --> 00:50:56,673 Come on. 953 00:51:04,383 --> 00:51:06,550 We might have to keep you on, Stan. 954 00:51:06,552 --> 00:51:08,785 [laughing] 955 00:51:08,787 --> 00:51:11,221 Yeah. 956 00:51:11,223 --> 00:51:13,356 [whistling] 957 00:51:24,770 --> 00:51:26,603 [chuckling] 958 00:51:29,141 --> 00:51:31,441 No more Santa. 959 00:51:35,781 --> 00:51:38,615 [chuckling] 960 00:51:44,556 --> 00:51:46,123 Goodbye. 961 00:51:53,699 --> 00:51:54,698 No. 962 00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:57,267 No, no, no, no. [sobs] 963 00:51:57,269 --> 00:51:58,335 Oh, no. 964 00:51:58,337 --> 00:52:00,637 [sobs] 965 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:02,305 Oh, no! 966 00:52:03,909 --> 00:52:09,246 ¶ I've been looking everywhere near and far ¶ 967 00:52:12,784 --> 00:52:17,787 ¶ Turns out right here in front of me is where you are ¶ 968 00:52:19,491 --> 00:52:23,827 ¶ You got me in my head ¶ 969 00:52:23,829 --> 00:52:26,596 ¶ You got me in my heart ¶ 970 00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:32,769 ¶ You got me in the air ¶ 971 00:52:32,771 --> 00:52:35,805 ¶ You got me from the start ¶ 972 00:52:35,807 --> 00:52:37,641 [chuckling] 973 00:52:37,643 --> 00:52:41,645 ¶¶ [foreign language] 974 00:52:41,647 --> 00:52:43,947 ¶ Give me your love ¶ 975 00:52:46,418 --> 00:52:50,654 ¶¶ [foreign language] 976 00:52:50,656 --> 00:52:52,822 ¶ You've got my love ¶ 977 00:52:55,327 --> 00:53:00,797 ¶ Whoo hoo hoo ¶ 978 00:53:00,799 --> 00:53:02,732 Watch out for your marshmallow. 979 00:53:02,734 --> 00:53:04,834 [laughing] 980 00:53:04,836 --> 00:53:06,970 ¶ Hoo ¶ 981 00:53:06,972 --> 00:53:09,739 Here, give it to me. You can have that one. 982 00:53:09,741 --> 00:53:11,241 That was beautiful. 983 00:53:11,243 --> 00:53:13,810 [laughing] 984 00:53:13,812 --> 00:53:15,812 Hey, do you remember Barry's Beach? 985 00:53:15,814 --> 00:53:17,280 [laughing] 986 00:53:17,282 --> 00:53:18,415 When did we go there? 987 00:53:18,417 --> 00:53:19,983 Well, you didn't. 988 00:53:19,985 --> 00:53:22,452 This was long before you were around, mate. 989 00:53:22,454 --> 00:53:23,987 SAM: Tell us about it. 990 00:53:27,759 --> 00:53:30,794 Well, that's where I met your mum. 991 00:53:30,796 --> 00:53:33,663 I was out camping with a few mates, and... 992 00:53:33,665 --> 00:53:35,498 there was this beautiful woman around the campfire, 993 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:36,766 and I had to woo her, which I did 994 00:53:36,768 --> 00:53:38,368 with my amazing guitar skills. 995 00:53:38,370 --> 00:53:39,803 [laughing] 996 00:53:39,805 --> 00:53:41,838 Well, that's what I told him anyway. 997 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,407 We spent a lot of summers there. 998 00:53:44,409 --> 00:53:48,278 Just a little pup tent and a boat just like this one. 999 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,713 [motor starting] 1000 00:53:49,715 --> 00:53:51,014 MOLLY: It's moving. 1001 00:53:51,016 --> 00:53:52,616 It is moving, isn't it, darling? 1002 00:53:52,618 --> 00:53:54,417 No, Dad, the boat's moving! 1003 00:53:55,721 --> 00:53:57,320 Hey! 1004 00:53:58,824 --> 00:54:00,690 Mate! Please, please! 1005 00:54:00,692 --> 00:54:02,392 - Get out of the way! - Look, I can pay! 1006 00:54:02,394 --> 00:54:03,994 You're too late. 1007 00:54:03,996 --> 00:54:08,398 I've got the money right here, right now, I can pay. 1008 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,533 BRUCE: You got two minutes. 1009 00:54:10,535 --> 00:54:12,502 What's going on? 1010 00:54:12,504 --> 00:54:14,037 I bought the boat when I had the contact, 1011 00:54:14,039 --> 00:54:15,939 but it fell through, okay? 1012 00:54:15,941 --> 00:54:19,409 - It's not my fault. - It's never your fault, Pete. 1013 00:54:19,411 --> 00:54:21,978 I got that boat for our kids, for our family to have fun. 1014 00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:25,315 Oh, well, at least you've got the money now, right? 1015 00:54:26,718 --> 00:54:29,552 Yeah, about that... 1016 00:54:31,757 --> 00:54:33,523 Merry Christmas. 1017 00:54:35,727 --> 00:54:38,762 Hey, Liz, wait! 1018 00:54:38,764 --> 00:54:41,398 Liz, please! I just want to say-- 1019 00:55:24,910 --> 00:55:25,942 [farts] 1020 00:55:32,084 --> 00:55:33,583 [sighs] 1021 00:55:36,588 --> 00:55:38,688 Oh, no. 1022 00:55:38,690 --> 00:55:39,789 Ah! 1023 00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:40,990 Morning, Stan. 1024 00:55:40,992 --> 00:55:42,125 Good morning. 1025 00:55:42,127 --> 00:55:43,927 Christmas Eve is upon us. 1026 00:55:43,929 --> 00:55:45,362 Yes. 1027 00:55:47,699 --> 00:55:50,433 Yes, so it is. 1028 00:55:50,435 --> 00:55:52,869 - [tent unzipping] - So it is. 1029 00:55:54,539 --> 00:55:55,839 Morning. 1030 00:55:59,144 --> 00:56:00,777 Ta. 1031 00:56:01,913 --> 00:56:04,013 Hey, Stan, you want some kai? 1032 00:56:04,015 --> 00:56:05,482 What? 1033 00:56:05,484 --> 00:56:07,650 - He means breakfast. - Oh, breakfast. 1034 00:56:07,652 --> 00:56:10,854 Yes, thank you. Of course. 1035 00:56:14,726 --> 00:56:16,626 Ah, yes. 1036 00:56:16,628 --> 00:56:18,094 - Hello, darling. - Hello. 1037 00:56:18,096 --> 00:56:19,429 [kiss] 1038 00:56:27,139 --> 00:56:29,773 Mum! Dad! Look at this! 1039 00:56:29,775 --> 00:56:31,508 Hey, where'd you get that? 1040 00:56:31,510 --> 00:56:33,576 On the beach. 1041 00:56:33,578 --> 00:56:34,778 Open it. 1042 00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:37,080 No, no. It might belong to somebody. 1043 00:56:37,082 --> 00:56:39,416 Finders keepers. 1044 00:56:39,418 --> 00:56:40,817 Cool! 1045 00:56:40,819 --> 00:56:44,954 Sam, were there any more where you found this? 1046 00:56:44,956 --> 00:56:46,689 Not that I could see. 1047 00:56:46,691 --> 00:56:48,758 MOLLY: Cool! Christmas crackers! 1048 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,093 SAM: Yeah. [chuckling] 1049 00:56:56,735 --> 00:56:57,967 Whoa! 1050 00:56:59,171 --> 00:57:00,970 - Ooh, a present. - Careful! 1051 00:57:00,972 --> 00:57:03,139 It could be booby-trapped. 1052 00:57:03,141 --> 00:57:05,642 That's what these big-time smugglers do. 1053 00:57:11,883 --> 00:57:13,750 It's just a present. 1054 00:57:17,189 --> 00:57:19,122 [beeping] 1055 00:57:19,124 --> 00:57:21,524 Yep! Explosives! 1056 00:57:23,061 --> 00:57:25,161 Secure the perimeter! 1057 00:57:28,767 --> 00:57:30,467 She's so brave. 1058 00:57:32,938 --> 00:57:36,739 [beeping] 1059 00:57:36,741 --> 00:57:38,708 Look out! Get out of the way! 1060 00:57:38,710 --> 00:57:40,076 [beeping continues] 1061 00:57:43,248 --> 00:57:45,582 What was that? 1062 00:57:46,852 --> 00:57:50,787 I'll go and have a look. 1063 00:57:51,957 --> 00:57:53,656 Ooh, okay. 1064 00:57:53,658 --> 00:57:56,025 Why didn't the skeleton go on the rollercoaster? 1065 00:57:56,027 --> 00:57:57,760 [device beeping] TAMA: Why? 1066 00:57:57,762 --> 00:57:58,995 Because he didn't have the guts. 1067 00:57:58,997 --> 00:58:00,096 [laughs] 1068 00:58:00,098 --> 00:58:01,731 Zip it! 1069 00:58:01,733 --> 00:58:03,766 Using exploding Christmas crackers 1070 00:58:03,768 --> 00:58:06,035 to disguise your evil smuggling. 1071 00:58:06,037 --> 00:58:07,704 How low can you go? 1072 00:58:07,706 --> 00:58:09,572 TAMA: I don't know. How low? 1073 00:58:09,574 --> 00:58:10,707 CARLTON: I don't joke. 1074 00:58:10,709 --> 00:58:12,876 TAMA: Oh. 1075 00:58:12,878 --> 00:58:14,944 I will find him, and I will crush him. 1076 00:58:14,946 --> 00:58:16,212 [wrapper crunching] 1077 00:58:17,716 --> 00:58:19,215 DAVE: Right, Boss. 1078 00:58:19,217 --> 00:58:20,250 Come on. 1079 00:58:54,152 --> 00:58:56,719 [siren wailing] 1080 00:58:56,721 --> 00:58:59,622 [distant chatter] 1081 00:59:00,992 --> 00:59:03,826 That's him, there he is. Ask him, Elsie. 1082 00:59:03,828 --> 00:59:05,828 Liz said you might be able to help us. 1083 00:59:05,830 --> 00:59:09,866 Norm always plays Santa at the children's Christmas picnic. 1084 00:59:09,868 --> 00:59:12,235 We wondered if you'd take his place. 1085 00:59:12,237 --> 00:59:13,903 You look the part. 1086 00:59:13,905 --> 00:59:15,772 I'm very sorry, but no. 1087 00:59:15,774 --> 00:59:18,274 We've been doing it for 35 years. 1088 00:59:18,276 --> 00:59:20,843 We weren't able to have children, so... 1089 00:59:20,845 --> 00:59:23,012 we've always loved giving the children here 1090 00:59:23,014 --> 00:59:24,847 a little something. 1091 00:59:24,849 --> 00:59:26,182 It... 1092 00:59:26,184 --> 00:59:28,751 It would mean so much to Norman. 1093 00:59:28,753 --> 00:59:30,186 Yeah. 1094 00:59:30,188 --> 00:59:32,322 I've a pillow in there for the tummy, 1095 00:59:32,324 --> 00:59:34,290 but you may not need it. 1096 00:59:34,292 --> 00:59:36,025 - What? - [laughing] 1097 00:59:36,027 --> 00:59:37,994 Come on, Stan. Just say yes. 1098 00:59:37,996 --> 00:59:40,697 - Well-- - Oh, thank you so much! 1099 00:59:40,699 --> 00:59:43,900 - SANTA: No, I did not say yes! - Thank you. 1100 00:59:46,338 --> 00:59:48,004 Nice, Mum. 1101 00:59:48,006 --> 00:59:49,639 [wolf whistle] 1102 00:59:49,641 --> 00:59:53,343 Just taking one for the team, eh? 1103 00:59:53,345 --> 00:59:54,877 Here he is. 1104 00:59:54,879 --> 00:59:56,779 [groaning] 1105 00:59:56,781 --> 00:59:58,781 There he is, all the way from the North Pole, 1106 00:59:58,783 --> 01:00:00,016 Mr. Santa Claus himself. 1107 01:00:00,018 --> 01:00:02,619 You shut up. 1108 01:00:02,621 --> 01:00:04,253 You look just like the real thing. 1109 01:00:04,255 --> 01:00:06,889 - Duh, there is no real thing. - PETE: Hey, Molly. 1110 01:00:06,891 --> 01:00:08,091 Just because you don't believe in him 1111 01:00:08,093 --> 01:00:09,659 doesn't mean he doesn't exist. 1112 01:00:09,661 --> 01:00:11,194 - Eh, Stan? - Of course. 1113 01:00:11,196 --> 01:00:15,164 I think this Santa needs a good old kiwi entrance. 1114 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:16,199 Come on. 1115 01:00:17,902 --> 01:00:19,702 Come on, Stan. 1116 01:00:25,076 --> 01:00:28,244 You don't want to go the Santa picnic, right? 1117 01:00:28,246 --> 01:00:31,714 [cheering] 1118 01:00:37,288 --> 01:00:38,421 CARLTON: There he is, boys. 1119 01:00:38,423 --> 01:00:40,723 No, that's Santa. 1120 01:00:48,767 --> 01:00:52,235 [cheering] 1121 01:00:56,941 --> 01:01:00,343 Hey! What, you guys not coming? 1122 01:01:00,345 --> 01:01:03,012 Ah, yeah, yeah. We'll take care of the boat. 1123 01:01:03,014 --> 01:01:05,415 Okay, awesome. Thanks. Okay. 1124 01:01:08,787 --> 01:01:09,886 This better be good. 1125 01:01:09,888 --> 01:01:11,320 Trust me. 1126 01:01:14,893 --> 01:01:17,126 KIDS: Santa! 1127 01:01:21,066 --> 01:01:22,231 LIZ: Now, boys and girls, 1128 01:01:22,233 --> 01:01:23,833 have you guys been good this year? 1129 01:01:23,835 --> 01:01:26,235 KIDS: Yes! LIZ: Excellent. 1130 01:01:26,237 --> 01:01:29,272 We're really pleased to be here today, aren't we, Santa? 1131 01:01:29,274 --> 01:01:32,742 Yeah, ho ho ho, yes. [clears throat] 1132 01:01:32,744 --> 01:01:36,012 Anyway, Santa's really excited to hand out some presents, 1133 01:01:36,014 --> 01:01:39,182 and first up, we've got... 1134 01:01:39,184 --> 01:01:40,817 Tyler. 1135 01:01:40,819 --> 01:01:42,051 Yes, Tyler. 1136 01:01:42,053 --> 01:01:44,253 - Come on up. - Come here, Tyler. 1137 01:01:44,255 --> 01:01:46,723 Yeah, Merry Christmas. 1138 01:01:46,725 --> 01:01:48,725 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1139 01:01:48,727 --> 01:01:51,327 [kids cheering] 1140 01:01:51,329 --> 01:01:53,796 LIZ: Oh, what's he got there? 1141 01:01:53,798 --> 01:01:54,997 - Whoo-hoo! - Thanks. 1142 01:01:54,999 --> 01:01:58,267 Fantastic. Now, Santa... 1143 01:01:58,269 --> 01:02:01,337 you're delighted to hand this over to Lily, aren't you? 1144 01:02:01,339 --> 01:02:05,074 Yeah. Lily, Lily. 1145 01:02:05,076 --> 01:02:07,310 - Merry Christmas. - Thank you, Santa. 1146 01:02:07,312 --> 01:02:09,011 [kids cheering] 1147 01:02:11,149 --> 01:02:13,182 All right. Isn't this fun, Santa? 1148 01:02:13,184 --> 01:02:15,852 Very fun, yes. Ho ho ho. 1149 01:02:15,854 --> 01:02:17,353 Good girl. 1150 01:02:17,355 --> 01:02:20,123 Oh, that's lovely. And this one, Santa, 1151 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,525 is for Scarlett. 1152 01:02:22,527 --> 01:02:25,461 SANTA: Okay, Scarlett. Here is for you. 1153 01:02:25,463 --> 01:02:27,196 Thank you, Santa. 1154 01:02:27,198 --> 01:02:29,832 - I love you, Santa. - LIZ: Oh! 1155 01:02:32,137 --> 01:02:35,104 [kids cheering] 1156 01:02:37,809 --> 01:02:39,375 Thank you, Santa! 1157 01:02:44,048 --> 01:02:46,249 It was around here somewhere. 1158 01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:52,288 You mean... that? 1159 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:56,025 Out of the way! Out of the way! 1160 01:02:56,027 --> 01:02:58,094 This is official Coastwatch business. 1161 01:02:58,096 --> 01:03:00,096 - You! - Hey, hey. 1162 01:03:00,098 --> 01:03:03,399 You get presents only if you have been a good girl. 1163 01:03:03,401 --> 01:03:05,468 [laughs] 1164 01:03:05,470 --> 01:03:08,004 Smart aleck. Smart aleck. 1165 01:03:08,006 --> 01:03:10,373 This man is not Santa Claus! 1166 01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:12,275 - Hey, hey, hey. - [kids booing] 1167 01:03:12,277 --> 01:03:15,144 Easy, easy, easy. But the kids. 1168 01:03:15,146 --> 01:03:18,347 He has violated border security, customs and immigration rules 1169 01:03:18,349 --> 01:03:20,516 by bringing goodness knows what into this country. 1170 01:03:20,518 --> 01:03:23,586 But now the jig is up! 1171 01:03:23,588 --> 01:03:25,822 - PETE: Hey, leave him alone! - [kids shouting] 1172 01:03:25,824 --> 01:03:28,825 - Leave him be! - [Santa screaming] 1173 01:03:28,827 --> 01:03:31,027 He is smuggling illegal substances 1174 01:03:31,029 --> 01:03:33,296 into these so-called presents 1175 01:03:33,298 --> 01:03:35,898 under the guise of Santa. 1176 01:03:35,900 --> 01:03:38,034 You make me sick. 1177 01:03:39,504 --> 01:03:41,404 - Bubbles. - They're bubbles. 1178 01:03:41,406 --> 01:03:42,405 - Bubbles? - They're bubbles. 1179 01:03:42,407 --> 01:03:45,608 A likely story. Tama. 1180 01:03:47,011 --> 01:03:49,245 - [spits] - [kids giggling] 1181 01:03:49,247 --> 01:03:50,279 - Bubbles. - Bubbles. It's bubbles. 1182 01:03:50,281 --> 01:03:52,014 Oh, mate, you guys are crazy. 1183 01:03:52,016 --> 01:03:53,616 - Those are presents for kids! - Hey, moron, stop it! 1184 01:03:53,618 --> 01:03:55,184 Oi, you watch your mouth! 1185 01:03:55,186 --> 01:03:56,586 Don't you talk to her like that. 1186 01:03:56,588 --> 01:03:58,354 I've got this Pete. You butt out of it. 1187 01:03:58,356 --> 01:04:00,022 You don't talk to him or him that way, please. 1188 01:04:00,024 --> 01:04:01,524 - Take him away! - What? 1189 01:04:01,526 --> 01:04:03,960 What? No, you're not taking anyone away, okay? 1190 01:04:03,962 --> 01:04:06,128 - You guys get out of here now! - [kids yelling] 1191 01:04:07,465 --> 01:04:09,098 Yeah, get out of here! 1192 01:04:09,100 --> 01:04:10,633 Under the Boarder Security Act, 1193 01:04:10,635 --> 01:04:12,969 I have the power to detain anyone that I have grounds 1194 01:04:12,971 --> 01:04:15,104 to believe is breaching this country's security. 1195 01:04:15,106 --> 01:04:17,039 - PETE: Hey! - [kids shouting] 1196 01:04:17,041 --> 01:04:18,574 Christmas is over, old man. 1197 01:04:18,576 --> 01:04:20,476 [clinking] 1198 01:04:20,478 --> 01:04:22,078 Ho ho ho ho! 1199 01:04:23,481 --> 01:04:24,580 - Go, Santa! - Get him! 1200 01:04:44,969 --> 01:04:46,335 TAPE RECORDING: You are powerful. 1201 01:04:46,337 --> 01:04:48,304 You are a winner. 1202 01:04:48,306 --> 01:04:50,273 Believe in yourself. 1203 01:04:50,275 --> 01:04:52,241 You are the man. 1204 01:05:06,190 --> 01:05:07,456 CARLTON: Got ya! 1205 01:05:08,693 --> 01:05:10,626 [yelling] 1206 01:05:13,498 --> 01:05:15,698 Move out, Boss! 1207 01:05:21,072 --> 01:05:24,340 - Do you think it works? - Let's try. 1208 01:05:30,982 --> 01:05:32,214 Yow! 1209 01:05:32,216 --> 01:05:33,649 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1210 01:05:33,651 --> 01:05:36,719 [ringing] 1211 01:05:36,721 --> 01:05:38,988 Santa! Where are you? 1212 01:05:38,990 --> 01:05:40,289 We need you! 1213 01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:42,291 Wait. What? 1214 01:05:44,095 --> 01:05:45,161 Santa? 1215 01:05:45,163 --> 01:05:47,096 Stan is Santa! 1216 01:05:47,098 --> 01:05:50,166 - I told you! - Ring them again. 1217 01:05:50,168 --> 01:05:52,668 [ringing] 1218 01:05:52,670 --> 01:05:54,036 Don't hang up! 1219 01:05:58,042 --> 01:05:59,108 [motor starts] 1220 01:05:59,110 --> 01:06:00,509 [chuckles] Born to be wild. 1221 01:06:00,511 --> 01:06:01,510 DAVE: Hey! 1222 01:06:03,581 --> 01:06:05,314 TAMA: Pick it up, pick it up. 1223 01:06:05,316 --> 01:06:06,716 - I've got this one! - Oi, come here! 1224 01:06:06,718 --> 01:06:09,218 Get back here! Oh, no! 1225 01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:11,687 Oh, no, no, no! Oi! 1226 01:06:11,689 --> 01:06:14,256 Oi, come back here! 1227 01:06:14,258 --> 01:06:15,558 [screams] 1228 01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:16,659 SAM: Santa's with us. 1229 01:06:16,661 --> 01:06:17,994 What? You kidnapped him? 1230 01:06:17,996 --> 01:06:19,996 No. He's just staying with us. 1231 01:06:19,998 --> 01:06:21,731 Well, tell him to stop staying with you 1232 01:06:21,733 --> 01:06:23,399 and get back to North Pole! 1233 01:06:23,401 --> 01:06:25,101 - [murmuring] - Huh? 1234 01:06:25,103 --> 01:06:26,268 It's Christmas Eve! 1235 01:06:26,270 --> 01:06:28,537 Yeah. How would he do that? 1236 01:06:28,539 --> 01:06:30,172 He needs to get into his-- 1237 01:06:30,174 --> 01:06:32,742 Hello? Hello? 1238 01:06:32,744 --> 01:06:34,243 We've got to help him! 1239 01:06:37,482 --> 01:06:39,281 - Whoa, whoa! - Oi! 1240 01:06:41,152 --> 01:06:43,419 We can use this to pull the sleigh up. 1241 01:06:45,790 --> 01:06:48,090 Isn't this supposed to be tied off? 1242 01:06:48,092 --> 01:06:50,059 - Whoa! - Sam! 1243 01:06:50,061 --> 01:06:52,795 Sam! Sam? 1244 01:06:52,797 --> 01:06:55,731 Sam, grab my hand. Sam! Sam! 1245 01:06:55,733 --> 01:06:57,366 Help! 1246 01:06:57,368 --> 01:06:59,668 Stan, help! Help, help! 1247 01:06:59,670 --> 01:07:02,304 - Sammy! - Help me, please! 1248 01:07:02,306 --> 01:07:07,109 Mum, Dad, help! Please help me! Help! 1249 01:07:07,111 --> 01:07:09,178 Molly! Molly! 1250 01:07:11,482 --> 01:07:12,481 Okay. 1251 01:07:15,319 --> 01:07:16,352 Sam! 1252 01:07:19,323 --> 01:07:20,322 Sam! 1253 01:07:21,325 --> 01:07:22,324 Grab my hand! 1254 01:07:25,696 --> 01:07:28,764 - Come on, he's getting away! - Slow down, Dave. 1255 01:07:36,707 --> 01:07:38,174 Help him, Dad! 1256 01:07:43,681 --> 01:07:45,648 - Got ya! - Go, Tama! 1257 01:07:45,650 --> 01:07:48,417 You're coming with me, old man! 1258 01:07:48,419 --> 01:07:50,219 What kind of sicko are you? 1259 01:08:00,731 --> 01:08:02,398 On the boat, son. In there, buddy. 1260 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,400 [coughing] 1261 01:08:04,402 --> 01:08:06,435 Sam, are you okay? 1262 01:08:06,437 --> 01:08:08,404 Darling, you look after your brother, okay? 1263 01:08:08,406 --> 01:08:10,473 I'll get us back to shore. 1264 01:08:13,678 --> 01:08:15,811 [starts, revs] 1265 01:08:20,218 --> 01:08:22,151 [coughing] 1266 01:08:23,888 --> 01:08:26,355 What were you kids doing out in the water anyway? 1267 01:08:26,357 --> 01:08:29,291 Stan! Stan is Santa, and we saw his sleigh, 1268 01:08:29,293 --> 01:08:31,393 and Sam got his foot caught in a rope! 1269 01:08:31,395 --> 01:08:34,163 Molly, this isn't time for games, baby! 1270 01:08:42,306 --> 01:08:43,873 - What? - Idiot! 1271 01:08:48,779 --> 01:08:50,779 Come on. 1272 01:08:50,781 --> 01:08:53,616 Ohh! So you can breathe okay, honey? 1273 01:08:53,618 --> 01:08:54,917 Yeah, I'm fine. 1274 01:08:54,919 --> 01:08:56,685 I'll get you a towel. Good boy. 1275 01:08:56,687 --> 01:08:58,521 Are you okay, son? 1276 01:09:00,725 --> 01:09:05,227 [coughing] 1277 01:09:18,709 --> 01:09:21,644 Sam, Sam, they've taken him. 1278 01:09:21,646 --> 01:09:23,345 Well, we've gotta help him! 1279 01:09:23,347 --> 01:09:26,215 Wait. I've still got this. 1280 01:09:35,693 --> 01:09:36,926 [coughing] 1281 01:09:44,268 --> 01:09:46,735 [groaning] 1282 01:09:46,737 --> 01:09:49,371 No, no! Let me go! Let me go! 1283 01:09:49,373 --> 01:09:51,874 The only place you can go is directly to jail! 1284 01:09:51,876 --> 01:09:53,676 I've done nothing wrong! 1285 01:09:53,678 --> 01:09:55,878 You are an illegal alien smuggling in illegal goods 1286 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:57,880 and risking the nation's biosecurity! 1287 01:09:57,882 --> 01:09:59,915 I am Santa Claus! 1288 01:09:59,917 --> 01:10:03,452 Santa Claus, Santa Claus. 1289 01:10:03,454 --> 01:10:05,287 I hate Santa Claus! 1290 01:10:05,289 --> 01:10:08,757 When I was younger, all the other kids at the orphanage, 1291 01:10:08,759 --> 01:10:11,393 they all got presents, except me! 1292 01:10:11,395 --> 01:10:12,861 You wanted a doll. 1293 01:10:12,863 --> 01:10:15,464 I left you one, and one to Harriet, 1294 01:10:15,466 --> 01:10:16,532 little Harriet next to you. 1295 01:10:16,534 --> 01:10:18,300 That cow! 1296 01:10:18,302 --> 01:10:20,402 She said she got two dolls. 1297 01:10:20,404 --> 01:10:21,737 Ah, no, no! 1298 01:10:21,739 --> 01:10:24,840 None of your mind games with me, old man. 1299 01:10:24,842 --> 01:10:27,443 You're no more Santa Claus than my butt. 1300 01:10:27,445 --> 01:10:29,478 Hey, Santa, why aren't you at the North Pole, 1301 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,313 putting presents on the sleigh? 1302 01:10:31,315 --> 01:10:32,781 It's a little complicated. 1303 01:10:32,783 --> 01:10:34,416 That's because he's not Santa Claus! 1304 01:10:34,418 --> 01:10:35,684 Get him in! 1305 01:10:36,687 --> 01:10:37,886 TAMA: I'm sorry. 1306 01:10:47,465 --> 01:10:48,731 SANTA RECORDING: Hello, hello, hello. 1307 01:10:48,733 --> 01:10:51,734 I'm out of the workshop right now. 1308 01:10:51,736 --> 01:10:53,936 Leave a message after the beep. 1309 01:10:53,938 --> 01:10:56,772 Ohh! He's running out of time! 1310 01:10:59,977 --> 01:11:01,910 CARLTON: Big Mama to National Base. 1311 01:11:01,912 --> 01:11:03,345 - Big Mama, go ahead. - [coughing] 1312 01:11:03,347 --> 01:11:05,547 CARLTON: We've got a Code Purple. 1313 01:11:05,549 --> 01:11:07,516 - Roger. Code Purple. - [coughing continues] 1314 01:11:07,518 --> 01:11:09,685 Code purple! Code Purple! 1315 01:11:09,687 --> 01:11:12,354 [coughs] 1316 01:11:15,726 --> 01:11:17,693 Run! Run! 1317 01:11:19,697 --> 01:11:21,330 Hey, little man. 1318 01:11:22,967 --> 01:11:24,300 - Let me go! - Settle down. 1319 01:11:24,302 --> 01:11:25,834 Put me down! 1320 01:11:25,836 --> 01:11:28,837 - Right now! - Come on. 1321 01:11:28,839 --> 01:11:30,739 Put me down! 1322 01:11:30,741 --> 01:11:32,341 Okay. 1323 01:11:32,343 --> 01:11:33,942 Santa's little helper, eh? 1324 01:11:33,944 --> 01:11:35,744 He really is Santa! 1325 01:11:35,746 --> 01:11:39,348 A-A-And you should let him go. 1326 01:11:39,350 --> 01:11:40,749 Put him in. 1327 01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:42,484 In there, little man. 1328 01:11:45,356 --> 01:11:47,890 [door closes and locks] 1329 01:11:47,892 --> 01:11:50,459 What are you doing here? 1330 01:11:50,461 --> 01:11:53,462 Of course they'll be all right. They're good kids. 1331 01:11:53,464 --> 01:11:54,963 Well, of course. They're our kids. 1332 01:11:54,965 --> 01:11:57,066 - Where's Sam? - Where? Is he all right? 1333 01:11:57,068 --> 01:11:59,635 Yeah, yeah, but they've got him and... 1334 01:11:59,637 --> 01:12:01,737 - Stan. - Who? 1335 01:12:01,739 --> 01:12:04,039 Those Coastwatch guys locked them in their caravan. 1336 01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:06,809 - No, they can't do that, Pete. - We need to rescue them! 1337 01:12:06,811 --> 01:12:07,943 - Let's go. - No, no, no, wait. 1338 01:12:07,945 --> 01:12:09,044 - What? - No, we need a plan. 1339 01:12:09,046 --> 01:12:10,879 No, we need to go now. 1340 01:12:10,881 --> 01:12:12,481 If we rush into something like this, we're gonna be-- 1341 01:12:12,483 --> 01:12:13,882 I'm not rushing in without thinking! 1342 01:12:13,884 --> 01:12:15,651 Can you both stop?! 1343 01:12:15,653 --> 01:12:19,355 You guys never listen to each other. 1344 01:12:19,357 --> 01:12:21,490 Can't we work together on this one? 1345 01:12:23,794 --> 01:12:25,361 It's okay, it's okay. 1346 01:12:25,363 --> 01:12:26,895 I know who you are. 1347 01:12:26,897 --> 01:12:27,963 Sure. 1348 01:12:27,965 --> 01:12:30,032 My family are coming to help. 1349 01:12:30,034 --> 01:12:31,734 They'll get us out. 1350 01:12:31,736 --> 01:12:34,770 And you can get back to deliver all the presents. 1351 01:12:34,772 --> 01:12:37,773 I'm not sure it's just going to work. 1352 01:12:43,948 --> 01:12:46,982 Flight or fight. 1353 01:12:46,984 --> 01:12:48,150 [sighs] 1354 01:12:49,854 --> 01:12:50,919 Fight! 1355 01:12:50,921 --> 01:12:52,588 You can do it 1356 01:12:54,425 --> 01:12:59,027 Do you know why I am here in New Zealand? 1357 01:13:01,665 --> 01:13:03,732 Sam... 1358 01:13:03,734 --> 01:13:07,069 I don't want to be Santa anymore. 1359 01:13:09,807 --> 01:13:12,708 What do you mean, you don't want to be Santa anymore? 1360 01:13:12,710 --> 01:13:15,477 You don't have a choice. 1361 01:13:17,415 --> 01:13:21,116 Well, I know it's hard for you to understand. 1362 01:13:21,118 --> 01:13:24,153 What I understand is there's millions of kids 1363 01:13:24,155 --> 01:13:27,423 waiting for the most exciting, brilliant day of the year... 1364 01:13:27,425 --> 01:13:28,857 for you. 1365 01:13:28,859 --> 01:13:29,892 Not for me. 1366 01:13:29,894 --> 01:13:31,960 The presents. 1367 01:13:31,962 --> 01:13:33,962 They're waiting for the presents. 1368 01:13:33,964 --> 01:13:35,564 Things. 1369 01:13:35,566 --> 01:13:37,833 Things that get more expensive every year, 1370 01:13:37,835 --> 01:13:40,469 and even then, they are not good enough. 1371 01:13:40,471 --> 01:13:44,540 By January, they'll be broken and forgotten about. 1372 01:13:45,776 --> 01:13:46,809 Not my presents. 1373 01:13:46,811 --> 01:13:49,778 I can remember all of them. 1374 01:13:49,780 --> 01:13:51,880 You gave me a kite when I was five. 1375 01:13:51,882 --> 01:13:53,749 I was so excited. 1376 01:13:53,751 --> 01:13:56,118 And then there was Clarence when I was four. 1377 01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:57,986 [chuckles] 1378 01:13:57,988 --> 01:13:59,922 That stuffed bear. 1379 01:13:59,924 --> 01:14:01,990 Yeah. I've still got him. 1380 01:14:04,061 --> 01:14:06,862 There's millions of kids just like me, 1381 01:14:06,864 --> 01:14:10,466 who can't wait for Christmas. 1382 01:14:10,468 --> 01:14:12,468 And it's not just the things. 1383 01:14:12,470 --> 01:14:14,169 It's the magic. 1384 01:14:14,171 --> 01:14:17,139 And you're part of the magic. 1385 01:14:18,476 --> 01:14:20,108 [sighs] 1386 01:14:20,110 --> 01:14:22,144 [clattering] By my calculations, 1387 01:14:22,146 --> 01:14:24,880 you'll need more than just magic to get back home. 1388 01:14:24,882 --> 01:14:26,815 Molly! 1389 01:14:27,885 --> 01:14:29,518 Would this help? 1390 01:14:34,758 --> 01:14:37,559 The world needs you, Santa. 1391 01:14:38,729 --> 01:14:40,729 All right, all right. 1392 01:14:40,731 --> 01:14:41,830 Get up, get up. 1393 01:14:43,267 --> 01:14:45,501 Pete, what do you think you're doing? 1394 01:14:45,503 --> 01:14:46,702 You should know better than that, 1395 01:14:46,704 --> 01:14:47,936 pointing fireworks at people. 1396 01:14:47,938 --> 01:14:49,037 Well, it's a diversion. 1397 01:14:49,039 --> 01:14:51,673 It's matter of life or death. 1398 01:14:51,675 --> 01:14:54,543 Yes, it will be if you set those off. 1399 01:14:54,545 --> 01:14:56,578 Nice job, Boss. 1400 01:14:59,683 --> 01:15:00,983 Just keeping our shores safe. 1401 01:15:00,985 --> 01:15:02,851 Hurry up. Come on. 1402 01:15:02,853 --> 01:15:03,986 - Hey! - Hey! 1403 01:15:03,988 --> 01:15:05,053 Stop him! 1404 01:15:05,055 --> 01:15:06,154 MOLLY: Dad, now is good! 1405 01:15:06,156 --> 01:15:07,155 Ow! 1406 01:15:07,157 --> 01:15:08,724 [screams] 1407 01:15:08,726 --> 01:15:10,292 Pete, get over here! 1408 01:15:10,294 --> 01:15:14,563 [crackling, whistling] 1409 01:15:15,900 --> 01:15:17,900 - Whoa! - Aah! 1410 01:15:17,902 --> 01:15:19,735 We're under attack! 1411 01:15:19,737 --> 01:15:21,803 - [popping] - [shouting] 1412 01:15:21,805 --> 01:15:23,305 Run! 1413 01:15:27,945 --> 01:15:29,811 Oh, well. 1414 01:15:29,813 --> 01:15:30,946 Could've been worse. 1415 01:15:30,948 --> 01:15:32,581 [explosion] 1416 01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,120 - I'll help Dad. - [engine starting] 1417 01:15:39,290 --> 01:15:40,289 [laughs] 1418 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:44,259 Keep coming, Mum. 1419 01:15:44,261 --> 01:15:45,827 - Mum? - Yes! Whoa! 1420 01:15:47,965 --> 01:15:50,866 - Hang on. - Hang on what? 1421 01:15:50,868 --> 01:15:52,100 Hang on what? 1422 01:15:54,204 --> 01:15:55,837 Nice job, Mum. 1423 01:15:55,839 --> 01:15:58,206 - Hold on, Stan! - Please help! 1424 01:15:58,208 --> 01:15:59,808 Don't leave me. Don't leave me! 1425 01:16:04,315 --> 01:16:06,715 Not on my watch. 1426 01:16:11,255 --> 01:16:14,323 Please! Help! Take me off of here! 1427 01:16:14,325 --> 01:16:15,958 Hang in there, Stan! 1428 01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:17,693 [Santa shouting] 1429 01:16:17,695 --> 01:16:19,161 DAVE: Come on, they're getting away! 1430 01:16:19,163 --> 01:16:21,163 I'm going as fast as I can! 1431 01:16:21,165 --> 01:16:24,266 [shouting] 1432 01:16:24,268 --> 01:16:26,868 Mum, Stan's on the roof. You're gonna kill him. Stop! 1433 01:16:26,870 --> 01:16:28,837 [tires screeching] 1434 01:16:30,908 --> 01:16:31,940 Oh, hey, Stan. 1435 01:16:35,379 --> 01:16:36,845 SANTA: Oh, yeah! 1436 01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:41,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1437 01:16:42,953 --> 01:16:45,153 [screaming] 1438 01:16:47,224 --> 01:16:49,191 I can't see! 1439 01:16:49,193 --> 01:16:51,226 [crash] 1440 01:16:51,228 --> 01:16:55,897 ¶ Silent Night ¶ 1441 01:16:55,899 --> 01:16:59,868 ¶ Holy Night ¶ 1442 01:16:59,870 --> 01:17:04,172 ¶ All is calm ¶ 1443 01:17:04,174 --> 01:17:07,042 ¶ All is bright ¶ 1444 01:17:10,247 --> 01:17:12,381 They're gonna have to move. 1445 01:17:12,383 --> 01:17:14,116 No, we need to get to the beach. 1446 01:17:14,118 --> 01:17:15,417 - To the beach? - Trust us. 1447 01:17:15,419 --> 01:17:16,752 Please. 1448 01:17:19,790 --> 01:17:21,657 Can I have your attention, please? 1449 01:17:21,659 --> 01:17:23,659 [toots] 1450 01:17:23,661 --> 01:17:26,094 Santa needs to get back to the North Pole right now, 1451 01:17:26,096 --> 01:17:29,197 or he won't be able to deliver everyone's presents. 1452 01:17:29,199 --> 01:17:31,266 - Probably a charity thing. - Sam. 1453 01:17:31,268 --> 01:17:32,801 Hey, I don't think this is a good idea. 1454 01:17:32,803 --> 01:17:34,670 Dad, you said you would trust us. 1455 01:17:34,672 --> 01:17:35,771 - But the Coastguards-- - Dad! 1456 01:17:37,374 --> 01:17:39,341 All right, so who wants to help Santa 1457 01:17:39,343 --> 01:17:40,942 get back to the North Pole? 1458 01:17:40,944 --> 01:17:43,145 [cheering] 1459 01:17:43,147 --> 01:17:44,846 Left it a bit too late, haven't you, mate? 1460 01:17:44,848 --> 01:17:46,748 Hey, hey, hey, you. 1461 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,884 It only takes four minutes to get back there. 1462 01:17:48,886 --> 01:17:51,186 And if I exceed the speed of light, 1463 01:17:51,188 --> 01:17:54,756 I'll be back earlier than I left. 1464 01:17:54,758 --> 01:17:56,892 Santa can do anything! 1465 01:17:56,894 --> 01:17:58,093 KIDS: Yeah! 1466 01:17:58,095 --> 01:18:00,228 Yes, my little friend. 1467 01:18:00,230 --> 01:18:03,065 All right, we need to get to the beach now, 1468 01:18:03,067 --> 01:18:05,067 and we need lights, any lights you can bring. 1469 01:18:05,069 --> 01:18:08,036 Whoa, hey, this man is a fugitive. 1470 01:18:08,038 --> 01:18:11,339 No! They're wrong! He's a kind old man. 1471 01:18:11,341 --> 01:18:14,042 Hey, do you want to ruin Christmas for all these kids? 1472 01:18:14,044 --> 01:18:16,244 [scoffs] 1473 01:18:16,246 --> 01:18:18,480 Yeah, what she said. 1474 01:18:18,482 --> 01:18:21,116 All right, let's go! 1475 01:18:21,118 --> 01:18:23,752 Lights, torches, lanterns. 1476 01:18:23,754 --> 01:18:25,053 Lights! Lights! 1477 01:18:25,055 --> 01:18:27,122 [kids cheering] 1478 01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:29,391 Big Mama to National Base, 1479 01:18:29,393 --> 01:18:32,127 I need a recovery team. 1480 01:18:32,129 --> 01:18:33,428 MAN ON WALKIE: Roger, Big Mama. 1481 01:18:33,430 --> 01:18:35,430 Recovery team on its way. 1482 01:18:37,334 --> 01:18:40,402 SANTA RECORDING: I'm out of the workshop right now. 1483 01:18:40,404 --> 01:18:42,370 Leave a message after the beep. 1484 01:18:42,372 --> 01:18:44,873 I'm afraid that's it. 1485 01:18:44,875 --> 01:18:47,142 He's not coming back. 1486 01:18:47,144 --> 01:18:49,377 There'll be no more presents delivered this year. 1487 01:18:49,379 --> 01:18:53,248 - [gasps] - [sobs] 1488 01:19:09,299 --> 01:19:10,932 What now? 1489 01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:14,369 [laughing] 1490 01:19:18,275 --> 01:19:19,274 - Crazy. - [scoffs] 1491 01:19:24,114 --> 01:19:25,113 [beep] 1492 01:20:11,929 --> 01:20:13,094 My sleigh. 1493 01:20:13,096 --> 01:20:14,863 Now everybody back off. 1494 01:20:14,865 --> 01:20:16,898 Back off, back off. On this side. 1495 01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:19,334 Hurry up, hurry up. Move, move, move, move, move. 1496 01:20:19,336 --> 01:20:20,869 Because... 1497 01:20:20,871 --> 01:20:25,340 I want to thank you all, my Kiwi friends. 1498 01:20:25,342 --> 01:20:28,176 And especially, I want to thank Sam... 1499 01:20:28,178 --> 01:20:30,445 and Molly... 1500 01:20:30,447 --> 01:20:32,848 and Liz and Pete. 1501 01:20:32,850 --> 01:20:34,883 My new friends. 1502 01:20:34,885 --> 01:20:37,385 And I want to thank all you little friends. 1503 01:20:37,387 --> 01:20:40,222 You have helped me so much. 1504 01:20:40,224 --> 01:20:41,590 Especially you, Nathan. 1505 01:20:41,592 --> 01:20:44,059 Don't be surprised I know your name 1506 01:20:44,061 --> 01:20:45,560 because I'm Santa. 1507 01:20:45,562 --> 01:20:49,431 Someone might think, 1508 01:20:49,433 --> 01:20:50,966 sometimes, 1509 01:20:50,968 --> 01:20:53,268 that this period of Christmas is gone-- 1510 01:20:53,270 --> 01:20:55,303 - Step away from the sleigh! - Ah, Stan? 1511 01:20:55,305 --> 01:20:57,072 It's you who needs to be gone now, mate. 1512 01:20:57,074 --> 01:21:00,175 - Santa. - Santa. 1513 01:21:00,177 --> 01:21:02,644 All right, show me your lights. 1514 01:21:02,646 --> 01:21:04,880 You know what to do. Now go! 1515 01:21:04,882 --> 01:21:07,415 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 1516 01:21:07,417 --> 01:21:09,484 [helicopter whirring] 1517 01:21:13,957 --> 01:21:15,390 Yes, my friend. 1518 01:21:15,392 --> 01:21:16,925 Ooh! 1519 01:21:16,927 --> 01:21:18,293 [sighs] 1520 01:21:18,295 --> 01:21:20,629 - Thanks, Santa. - Thank you, Molly. 1521 01:21:20,631 --> 01:21:22,364 Thank you so much. 1522 01:21:22,366 --> 01:21:24,065 Big Mama! 1523 01:21:24,067 --> 01:21:26,301 What took you so long? To the beach! 1524 01:21:26,303 --> 01:21:27,535 - Move out! - Let's go, let's go! 1525 01:21:31,308 --> 01:21:32,307 Sam. 1526 01:21:32,309 --> 01:21:34,442 [laughs] 1527 01:21:35,445 --> 01:21:37,545 I always believed in you. 1528 01:21:38,615 --> 01:21:41,249 I know you did. 1529 01:21:41,251 --> 01:21:43,952 This is for you, Sam. 1530 01:21:46,590 --> 01:21:49,591 Thanks, mate. 1531 01:21:59,336 --> 01:22:01,236 - Santa. - Yes? 1532 01:22:01,238 --> 01:22:02,270 You need to hurry. 1533 01:22:02,272 --> 01:22:03,672 CARLTON: Come on, move it! 1534 01:22:03,674 --> 01:22:06,308 - Move it there! - Hold on, Boss! 1535 01:22:06,310 --> 01:22:08,276 CARLTON: Stop! We've got you surrounded! 1536 01:22:08,278 --> 01:22:09,945 Uh, uh... 1537 01:22:09,947 --> 01:22:12,213 Get down there! 1538 01:22:12,215 --> 01:22:14,316 - Yes, Boss. - Get down there! 1539 01:22:14,318 --> 01:22:15,684 Here we go! 1540 01:22:15,686 --> 01:22:17,385 [rumbles] 1541 01:22:17,387 --> 01:22:19,387 [puttering] 1542 01:22:19,389 --> 01:22:23,625 No, no, no, no! Don't do this to me now! 1543 01:22:23,627 --> 01:22:25,193 Move, you pile of junk! 1544 01:22:28,065 --> 01:22:30,632 Come on, come on, come on! 1545 01:22:30,634 --> 01:22:32,267 SWAT MEMBER: Stop, stop! You there! 1546 01:22:32,269 --> 01:22:35,170 - Help me, help me. - Push start. 1547 01:22:35,172 --> 01:22:36,438 Push, push, push, push. 1548 01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:37,539 - Good idea. - Okay. 1549 01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:39,274 - Let's go, guys. - Hurry! 1550 01:22:39,276 --> 01:22:41,710 Come on, family. Together! 1551 01:22:41,712 --> 01:22:43,645 Push! 1552 01:22:46,116 --> 01:22:47,649 Out of the way! 1553 01:22:47,651 --> 01:22:49,017 [laughing] 1554 01:22:54,725 --> 01:22:57,592 Oh, no, you don't. Here! 1555 01:22:57,594 --> 01:23:00,328 Come back here! 1556 01:23:00,330 --> 01:23:02,130 [cheers] 1557 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:05,300 Go, Santa, go! 1558 01:23:05,302 --> 01:23:06,735 Go, Santa! 1559 01:23:09,206 --> 01:23:10,572 Go, go, go! 1560 01:23:14,745 --> 01:23:16,277 Go, Santa! 1561 01:23:19,116 --> 01:23:21,016 [Santa screaming] 1562 01:23:22,419 --> 01:23:25,053 [shouting] 1563 01:23:25,055 --> 01:23:27,522 - [whimpering] - [chuckling] 1564 01:23:27,524 --> 01:23:29,724 Hello! 1565 01:23:29,726 --> 01:23:32,060 Santa Claus at your service. 1566 01:23:32,062 --> 01:23:36,464 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm in a bit of a hurry. 1567 01:23:36,466 --> 01:23:38,600 [screaming] 1568 01:23:40,303 --> 01:23:43,104 Ooh! 1569 01:23:43,106 --> 01:23:46,174 - Safe trip there, Stan! - Bye! 1570 01:23:46,176 --> 01:23:51,413 [laughing] Merry Christmas! 1571 01:23:51,415 --> 01:23:53,481 [whoosh] 1572 01:23:53,483 --> 01:23:56,818 - Merry Christmas! - [laughing] 1573 01:23:59,723 --> 01:24:01,556 TAMA: Oh, gee. 1574 01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:03,591 [snickering] 1575 01:24:03,593 --> 01:24:05,727 Zip it. 1576 01:24:05,729 --> 01:24:07,195 MOLLY: Hey, let's do some marshmallows. 1577 01:24:07,197 --> 01:24:08,630 SAM: You burnt the last lot, Molly 1578 01:24:08,632 --> 01:24:09,764 - Did not! - Did so! 1579 01:24:09,766 --> 01:24:13,268 Hey, hang on. One more thing. 1580 01:24:16,206 --> 01:24:19,140 [writing] 1581 01:24:22,079 --> 01:24:25,346 [distant caroling] 1582 01:24:25,348 --> 01:24:26,648 [sighs] 1583 01:24:36,860 --> 01:24:38,126 Come on. 1584 01:24:39,129 --> 01:24:40,295 Come on. 1585 01:24:42,232 --> 01:24:45,433 [caroling in foreign language] 1586 01:24:57,581 --> 01:25:02,350 ¶¶ [foreign language] 1587 01:25:02,352 --> 01:25:08,156 ¶¶ 1588 01:25:12,329 --> 01:25:14,195 [whooshing] 1589 01:25:19,636 --> 01:25:20,802 SANTA: Hello! 1590 01:25:20,804 --> 01:25:22,137 - Santa? - Santa? 1591 01:25:22,139 --> 01:25:24,272 Did you miss me? 1592 01:25:24,274 --> 01:25:26,808 Listen, everybody. 1593 01:25:26,810 --> 01:25:29,511 No more expensive presents. 1594 01:25:29,513 --> 01:25:32,247 We're going back to basics. 1595 01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:35,150 It means playing cards and volleyballs 1596 01:25:35,152 --> 01:25:39,454 and fishing rods and simple wooden toys. 1597 01:25:39,456 --> 01:25:41,656 - Yeah! - And... 1598 01:25:41,658 --> 01:25:43,558 I need all of your help. 1599 01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:46,361 Santa... [chuckles] 1600 01:25:46,363 --> 01:25:47,896 is back in business. 1601 01:25:47,898 --> 01:25:52,233 [cheering] 1602 01:25:59,910 --> 01:26:03,645 ¶¶ 1603 01:26:53,230 --> 01:26:57,398 ¶¶ 1604 01:27:01,538 --> 01:27:05,840 ¶ I've been looking everywhere near and far ¶ 1605 01:27:09,346 --> 01:27:13,848 ¶ Turns out right here in front of me is where you are ¶ 1606 01:27:15,318 --> 01:27:19,387 ¶ You got me in my head ¶ 1607 01:27:19,389 --> 01:27:23,324 ¶ You got me in my heart ¶ 1608 01:27:23,326 --> 01:27:27,362 ¶ You got me in the end ¶ 1609 01:27:27,364 --> 01:27:31,366 ¶ You got me from the start ¶ 1610 01:27:31,368 --> 01:27:35,803 ¶ And now you got my love ¶ 1611 01:27:35,805 --> 01:27:37,939 ¶ You got my love ¶ 1612 01:27:39,476 --> 01:27:43,711 ¶ Yeah, you got my love ¶ 1613 01:27:43,713 --> 01:27:45,847 ¶ You got my love ¶ 1614 01:27:47,851 --> 01:27:51,686 ¶¶ [foreign language] 1615 01:27:51,688 --> 01:27:53,821 ¶ Give me your love ¶ 1616 01:27:55,825 --> 01:27:59,694 ¶¶ [foreign language] 1617 01:27:59,696 --> 01:28:01,829 ¶ You've got my love ¶ 1618 01:28:09,439 --> 01:28:13,875 ¶ Summertime has a way with me and there's no cure ¶ 1619 01:28:17,714 --> 01:28:21,849 ¶ Just a glimpse of the scenery you're back once more ¶ 1620 01:28:23,453 --> 01:28:27,322 ¶ You got me in my head ¶ 1621 01:28:27,324 --> 01:28:29,857 ¶ You got me in my heart ¶ 1622 01:28:31,361 --> 01:28:35,330 ¶ You got me in the end ¶ 1623 01:28:35,332 --> 01:28:38,099 ¶ You got me from the start ¶ 1624 01:28:39,469 --> 01:28:43,671 ¶ And now you got my love ¶ 1625 01:28:43,673 --> 01:28:45,840 ¶ You got my love ¶ 1626 01:28:47,677 --> 01:28:51,746 ¶ Yeah, you got my love ¶ 1627 01:28:51,748 --> 01:28:53,848 ¶ You got my love ¶ 1628 01:28:55,852 --> 01:28:59,854 ¶¶ [foreign language] 1629 01:28:59,856 --> 01:29:01,856 ¶ Give me your love ¶ 1630 01:29:03,860 --> 01:29:07,695 ¶¶ [foreign language] 1631 01:29:07,697 --> 01:29:09,797 ¶ You've got my love ¶ 1632 01:29:11,935 --> 01:29:15,970 ¶ Whoa ¶ 1633 01:29:15,972 --> 01:29:18,072 ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶ 1634 01:29:18,074 --> 01:29:19,974 ¶ You've got my love ¶ 1635 01:29:19,976 --> 01:29:23,044 ¶ Whoa ¶ 1636 01:29:23,046 --> 01:29:26,447 ¶ Whoa oh oh oh ¶ 1637 01:29:26,449 --> 01:29:28,015 ¶ My love ¶ 1638 01:29:28,017 --> 01:29:30,017 ¶ Whoa ¶ 1639 01:29:30,019 --> 01:29:34,489 ¶ Whoa oh oh oh ¶ 1640 01:29:34,491 --> 01:29:36,023 ¶ Yeah ¶ 1641 01:29:36,025 --> 01:29:39,927 ¶ Whoa oh oh oh ¶ 1642 01:29:39,929 --> 01:29:41,929 ¶ Whoa ¶ 114426