Original subtitles

In this vast universe

each planet looks lonely

solitary and disparate

So boring

In fact, their orbits affect, attract,

cross and overshadow one another

We earthlings are the same way

Our meetings and partings

have been pure-arranged

by the irresistible

Laws of Attraction

Earth date: 2016

Time: 10:20:30am

Place: Sai Kung, Hong Kong

What a clear day! The sun shines brightly

Everything is filled with life and hope

That's fine, too

A fresh start

What happened?

What's going on?

Where am I?

This man, who has been kicked in the nuts

For now we'll call him "Minion"

He's always been a character

See

him dare to race a Lamborghini

You can tell he acts without thinking

He was worse as a baby

Unmoved by anything

except females,

he would rush headlong to them

with no regard for his life

But unfortunately

he would never end up with a woman

Women

are his downfall

and his curse

He could never raise his head

in front of a woman

Who are you?

Why did you kick me?

This screaming person is Ding

She's been quirky since birth

even eating a hamburger

from the inside out

She loved to photograph people

but only ugly people

and only at their worst

When she looks at her work

she would snicker proudly

Look at her

Stop it; that's gross

Ding loved to draw with chalk

but not on paper

What's wrong with you?

I'm helping you

Be quiet, okay?

So you agree

Are you nuts?

Where's my phone?

Who am I?

You know who I am?

Yes

Can you please tell me?

But please don't scream

You forgot who you are?

Sir, I think you have amnesia

I don't know you well

but I know who you are

Then, who am I?

A kidnapper

Kid Rapper?

Kidnapper

Kidnapper

A criminal

Scum

Who are you?

From how hot I am, of course I'm the

hot-stage

I'm the kidnapper and you're the hostage

Then why am I the one with a bloody face?

You really want to know the truth?

Come; look sharp

Wait

Yes?

I'm the kidnapper and you're the hostage

I let you go, you call the police, what then?

I won't

Why should I trust you?

Tell me: what is this?

A smile?

A word

I'm a woman of my word

I'll never call the police

I trust you

All the way around

Excuse me, how much longer will you be?

Poor thing, with your amnesia

Why don't I

tell you what happened last night?

It was a dark and stormy night

You mean, last night

Yes

You and your cohorts

captured a

piteous sex kitten,

intending to blackmail her father

Who's the sex kitten?

Me, of course

I can't get into character

You have no taste

Last night, your cohorts coveted my sexiness

and tried to molest me

Fortunately you had a conscience

and reached out to help me

But right away you got knocked out

No way; I'm better than that

I had cohorts, right?

With these injuries

It must have been one against six

I think, it must have been dangerous

My cohorts were big, strong fighters

Mean and vicious

But

this kung-fu master easily defeated them all

Amnesia doesn't affect one's ego

Why did we kidnap you?

Are you from a rich family?

Money is important

but clearly you were taken by my beauty

I just have amnesia; I'm not stupid

Forget it

Get out of here

When I regain my memory

you'll be in trouble

Am I mistaken? You're giving up?

Remember you vowed to be

the meanest kidnapper

What?

You said I kidnapped you yesterday

How would you know my goal?

From your looks:

all brawn, no brain

What else can you be,

a swimmer?

You kidnapped me; I'm your responsibility

I can't release you?

Who's heard of a hostage who won't go?

Let me go and I'll call the police

You

Work with me

From now on

I'm the boss; work for me

What nonsense are you saying?

Let me be honest

I want to teach my dad a lesson

He is mean, cold, arrogant and has OCD

Linda

Sir

Who moved my pen?

Maybe the cleaning lady shifted it

Tell her not to touch my stuff

Yes, sir

After mom died

he hired pretty secretaries at the office

He seems to be a proper businessman

but really is an evil arms dealer

Arms, as in weapons used in war

At home, he ignores me

even when I cook for him

We haven't shared a meal in years

My heart went cold

So I ran away from home

Since you've kidnapped me

just complete the deal

Continue the kidnap and blackmail

But I have amnesia

It's okay

Call me Boss; I'll treat you well

We'll split the ransom 50-50

But a kidnapper

calling his hostage "Boss"

seems wrong

- So will you do it? - Boss

Louder

Boss

Evenlouder

Boss

With feeling

Boss

Good; let me stop your bleeding

Boss, are you sure this works?

Grandma said, hitting the head with slippers

increases bloodflow and eases the liver

It even cures craziness

I need to stop bloodflow, not increase it

My mistake

What?

Grandma said, only a wooden clog works

Boss

I think the bleeding stopped; look

Amazing; it worked

with just one look

Let me see.

Not bad; amnesia hasn't made you stupid

Come

I have a traditional, ancient method

to completely sanitize the wound

Ancient method

Look, the bleeding has stopped

Don't wash it off

As criminals

should we focus on the next step?

You are right

but I'm getting hungry

Let's eat

But hostage and kidnapper lunching together

might be too high-profile?

You think people might still recognize you?

What do you think?

Let's go

Boss, don't go too far

I'm still dizzy

Young people complain too much

How can you do great things with me?

Where is there a restaurant?

How would I know?

I moved here just a few days ago

Boss

How about here?

Smells great

Let's eat here

Ma'am, is he ill?

- He's not crying - You're right

What did you feed him this morning?

Why is he so quiet today?

Here

are your fish balls

Thank you, Wah

Wah

give us some extras

I've given you two extra fish bal

and two pieces of turnip

Give us two slices of fish loaf

Quickly now

You win

Thank you

What will you have, beautiful couple?

I know

The bill, please

- Here - Thank you

Well?

Fish balls in wide rice noodles

ls not what we want

Two bowls of beef brisket in wide noodles

My fish balls are wonderful

They have over 20 years' history; try some

That's Fish Balls Wah

His wife ran off years ago

He is proudest of having raised

his daughter by making fish balls

His only hobbies are getting haircuts

and shaving when he doesn't have hair

Try some

Fish balls are fishy; I hate them

Young lady, these fish balls aren't fishy

they are unique to this shop

Do you know why?

Because this place is full of love

Make her a bowl

Young people will grow into the taste

No, thanks

Eat; eat up

I'll give you some fish balls

Thank you

Oh, yeah

Ms Sylvie sticks her nose everywhere

She loves to get to the bottom of things

including the bottom can when she shops

She is super trendy

Her recent hobby is selfies

with handsome young Korean stars

In fact

her love-at-first-sig ht husband

was once handsome

Handsomely plump, that is

Would you like a salted lemon 7 Up?

I'm incredible; let me teach you

Curry fish balls

Sure; in addition, I have

pork blood, pork skin, chicken wingtips

plus my secret brisket sauce: "DaeBak"!

Amazing; you speak Korean, "DaeBak"!

Ms Goldie, we all watch Korean dramas

All I know is " Eotteokhae"

Ms Goldie, of course, is Ms Sylvie's elder sister

Her greatest daily mission

is peeking into people's secrets

Nothing in the neighbourhood escapes her

If voyeurism were a university subject

Ms Goldie would have a Master's degree

No, she'd be a professor

Her universe revolved around her husband

until one day

he encountered a wet sink...

Thank goodness I'm okay

Honey, is it fixed?

...and a reckless wife

And just like that,

since her husband's death,

she moved in with her sister

and the gossiping continued

Have a seat, Sis

Ma'am, what does "Eotteokhae" mean?

It means "What shall we do?"

Fish Ball Wah, the usual

Then he is really " Eotteokhae"

He's crying again, Ma'am

That twisted face belongs to Juliana

their helper

who works harder than an ox

Her career in Indonesia is a mystery for now

She works hard, eats little, is strong

With a Chinese mother, Filipino father

and Thai husband in Indonesia

is she an Indonesian or Thai maid?

She loves to sit on the roof, overseeing everyone

This loud crier is Ms Sylvie's son

Sean Paul

No one can stop his crying

Only this tablet will do the job

"Eotteokhae" is so happy now

Sir

Deaf Granny

What would you like today?

How much?

I said, what do you want to eat today?

$50? So expensive

I'll take $20 worth of fish balls

You seldom buy so many.

Sister, look at Deaf Granny

I haven't seen her so happy in a long time

Of course; her granddaughter is visiting

They're much better

than her children, who neglect her

What terrible children

This is a happy day

It's my treat

Losing money again

It's a miracle the shop still survives

Daughter, you're going on another trip?

I'm moving out; never coming back

Moving out?

Daughter

where will you move to?

I'm moving in with my husband

We're marrying in two days

Who are you marrying?

And when?

Is it the boy who took you home last time?

That was the Uber driver

Kelvin lives in the Mid-levels

I'm ashamed to tell him where I live

Our home is a bit old

but it's acceptable

If you want to live more comfortably

I can get someone in to renovate

You just don't understand

Wait for me

I'll close up and come meet your fiance'

Neighbours, pardon me but today...

Don't bother

I never said I'd bring you to meet him

Daughter, listen to me

A woman must not marry the wrong man

After your mom died

I should have taken better care of you

You should talk

Mom married you, a penniless fool

and suffered all her life

I know how to choose who to marry

Don't you worry about me

In any case, bring me to see

your fiancé

Give me a break

Just stay with your fishy stall

What a bad daughter! Rue the day you were born

You know what, shut the f**k up, okay?

It's none of your business

All you do is cheat us out of freebies

Eat your noodles

Utter nonsense

You're talking to me?

So you admit it

How I talk to my dad is not your business

Matronly bitch

It was none of my business

but your loudness and rudeness

affected my appetite; get it?

What do you know about my family?

I don't have to know much about you

All I know is, you treat him badly

he will be in a bad mood

then the food he cooks won't be good

then I don't eat well

Tell me that doesn't affect me

And look at him

He's not long for this world

You're sending him to an early grave

Yes; it's better if he dies sooner

I don't have to explain to my husband

You bad daughter! I'm going to kill you

Don't

Low-key!

Hit me, and I'll call the cops

Go ahead

Don't hit my daughter

It's not her fault

I didn't teach her right

You're all nuts; stay out of my business

Don't come to my wedding to shame me

Are you okay, Wah?

I'm fine

pardon me, Neighbours

I'm closing for the day

I'm starving

Chocolate cone

Ok!

Sir

How much?

Good to see you again, Handsome

You recognize me?

Of course I do, Handsome

Then who am I?

Please tell me who I am

Sir

A bottle of water, please

Good to see you again, Handsome

You call everyone Handsome?

He is handsome

The police are on a missing persons case

The missing person is slim, has a round face

and was wearing a pink jacket

white shirt

blue jeans

Please call the police if you see this person

Keep the change

Thanks

Boss, we've been made! Run!

Wait

What do you mean?

You're on the news, Boss

What news?

The TV news

Calm down; I'm here

Ice-cream cone

Boss, you are so cool

Change doesn't scare you

Here you go

Respect

I love chocolate ice-cream cones

Are you eating it upside down?

How do rockets take off?

Like that

They can't take off without a countdown

Without taking off, how can the journey begin?

So calm down; I'm here

Yes

What are you doing?

These are Double Pops, meant to be a pair

Why do you pull them apart to eat?

They'll be together again in my stomach

No

Not only do you have amnesia, your brain is busted

You can't appreciate the dessert in front of you

Calm down; how many times have I told you

I am here

- Hold it. - I told you not to walk so fast

Are you okay?

I'm fine

Are you hurt?

Thank her

Thank you

Good boy

This is for you

For me?

It's beautiful! Thank you

Let's go, then

Goodbye

Goodbye

I told you to be careful

You almost got hurt

I can't believe you're doing this to your dad

I hate dads who don't love their kids

My balloon

Catch

I'll return it later

Boss

I brought back your rocket

$20 each

$20 each

Sis, look at that

Buck teeth and so thin

He calls himself a god

He needs braces first

I think Korean stars look better

They have skin like babies and big chests

Ma'am

This is better than photos

What do you mean?

Right

Kiss him

Higher

Lower

Now that's meat

What a piece of meat

They're muscles

Muscles

That is not human

Not at all

Then what is he?

A man?

Ridiculous

You're married but I'm not. Leave

Don't take the best spot; let me see

Minion, come here

Come here

Come here now

Yes, Boss?

You called

Sit down

Yes?

Why are you naked out there?

I was taking a shower

Don't you know

it affects my work

Why?

Why are you smiling, Boss?

Boss

Let me tell you

From now on

I'm the Boss; you're my Minion

Don't think random thoughts, okay?

What?

With this bandage on,

you are mine

Hello

Hello

Hello

We live next door

We met at Fish Ball Wah's stall

I'm Goldie

I'm Sylvie, her younger sister

We came to...

Borrow sugar, since you're so sweet

I came to borrow chili, since you're so hot

Yes

Ma'am

Their door opens easily

Do you need that fixed?

No, thanks

My helper Juliana

Behind her, my son Sean Paul

How long

have you

moved in here?

We've never met

A few days ago

No wonder

No one in the area

can escape my prying eYes

But I'd never seen you

Sean Paul, don't cry

Here's your favourite tablet

How are you related?

She's my Boss...

We're newlyweds

I'm Honey

He's Baby

You're lying

I've looked through the place

There are no wedding photos

Just women's clothing

Not even men's underwear

Incredible

Do you go commando?

I wear underwear

He's wearing them

Do you share a private secret?

Do you?

We

You answer

I want you to answer

"Son Kills Parents for inheritance"

Our families had an incestuous tragedy

My father and his mother

tried to stop our love, forcing us to elope

Your father

His mother are so cruel

Passionate lovers

Liars

They don't look like lovers

They're not holding hands

Right

Now they are

They're not hugging

Right

Now they are

They're not kissing

Right

Now they are

They're not sleeping together

Enough

Are you stupid?

They did, last night

Very excitedly, too

Like a love-storm

Yes, we're about to make another love-storm

It was so exciting

Can you help us?

Go peek at them

choose a good spot

Have you gotten everything? Let's go

I took everything

even the spatula

Nothing is left

Boss, you're amazing

We lost money on this one

Yes, we don't know what else they took

You have sex on your mind

What did I do now?

Boss, why did you tie me up?

You my lose control,

like your cohort

You're sleeping in the bathroom tonight

What's Wrong?

Breakfast time

Great

Then go cook it

Boss

Your breakfast. Let's eat

Why do you eat your sausage like that?

It tastes best this way

Hurry UP

We need to work on the ransom note

Write in blood

They can trace my handwriting

I'll write with my left hand

"You...

Letters in blood are too trite

What shall we do, then?

Text, of course; use emojis

What are you typing?

"A man made your daughter pregnant

"He dumps his wife and child

"and forces her into prostitution

"for $2800 a pop"

Boss?

'Wrong! "How?

Pay attention

"I have captured your darling daughter

"By 3pm on the 17th, if you

"don't personally put $28 million cash

"at the phone booth at Kowloon Peak

"I will chop your daughter into meat sauce

"Call the cops and your family will all die

"To respond, call your daughter"

- That's what it means? - Of course

Then, what are these?

Curse words; hurry, send it to him

Mr Ding, you have a message

It's from your daughter

Ignore her

I'll go to the airport now

get the car

Yes, Mr Ding

He's received the message

but never called back

What are we missing?

I know

We lack power

That's it

A death video

Death Video Version One

Action

Daddy! Save me, Daddy

Daddy! Save me, Daddy

Daddy! Save me, Daddy

Daddy! Save me, Daddy

Listen, you, her father

If by tomorrow

3pm

you don't bring $28 million in cash

personally to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak

I will chop up your daughter into pieces

Daddy! Save me, Daddy

Daddy! Save me, Daddy

Daddy! Save me, Daddy

I'm gonna die

Stop screaming

Shut up

If you don't show up

You will see my cruel side

Daddy! Save me

Daddy! Save me

Daddy! Save me

Daddy! Save me

Not much atmosphere and not exciting enough

He dares to belittle us

We must scare him to death

Let's add some music

Sure; what music is best?

I tell you

If by 3pm tomorrow you don't bring

$28 million to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak

I will kill your daughter

Help! Daddy save me!

Help! Daddy save me!

Shut up

Daddy save me!

Shut up

Daddy save me!

Shut up

Save me

Save me

Save me

Help

If you don't come,

Daughter bye-bye

Daddy

Save me

Much better

Something else seems to be missing

We should scare him with violence and gore

Wouldn't that be too cruel?

Don't you get it? Do it by computer

W@$&(@(eh@)$@&!)#*$&°/o)!

Daddy, Save me

Daddy, Save me

The only thing missing

is to make the theme pop

Daddy, Save me

Listen

If by 3pm tomorrow you don't bring

$28 million to the phone booth at Kowloon Peak

I will kill your daughter

and force her into prostitution

Help, Daddy!

Shut up

Something seems wrong

No, it looks professional

The lighting is well done

Yes, our young people are incredible

Even their films are extra sexy

It would be better without the grid

Right, Sis?

We were just entertaining ourselves

Really

You're here to borrow things again?

No

We're here to invite you both

to dine at our home this evening

Thanks; we're busy

Don't be shy with me

I just want to play host

and treat you to a nice meal

so when we borrow things later

we won't feel guilt

Right

We're serving abalone

Great! See you tonight

It's a deal

Are you hungry?

Ma'am

You're mistaken; that's not abalone

It's just bologne

Shut up

Don't you have work to do?

Bring it to my dad

Linda

A mysterious man brought a package for Sir

That's eerie

Could there be a bomb inside?

Does this contain a virus?

Let's re-wrap it

Let Sir take care of it when he gets back

Honey

Where are my slippers?

Sir! You're home

Juliana, where are my slippers?

Hunky Boy is wearing them

Wear another pair

Hunky BOY

He, with the centre-parting

and perverted smile, is Sylvie's husband Fred

He is a wig salesman

He believes he and his wife's love is like a wig

Glued on strong, with no split ends

Even his hobby is hair-related

I loves to smell others' hair

I want to tell you

The breast is supple and tender

I know but don't rub it so much

You'll get it wet

This is my home; it's okay to get wet

No, then we have to dry it

What's wrong with wetness? Don't worry

No; it's no good if it's too wet

It's ok.

Calm down; everything is fine

They're just friends

But I do

True; it's yours anyway

This chicken breast is really supple and tender

Who is this?

Smells great

Me'?

I mean the food smells great

Mr Handsome, have some bologne

Honey, I forgot to ask

Didn't you need to work overtime today?

Of course you want me to work overtime

Why else would you bring this handsome

man who somehow dresses like a plumber

home to dinner

He's no plumber

He's my Hunky...no,

His name is Honey; he's Baby's husband

A man named Honey

You have a beautiful home

Have a seat

It's just an old place

This is my husband Fred

Hi, Fred

Fred, your hairstyle is eye-popping

You have good taste, Beauty

What is it called?

Killah

because I want to kill someone

Why?

Because someone is wearing my slippers

Who?

Guess

What style are your slippers?

Stripes

This one?

Exactly

You're wearing them

Sorry; I'll give them back

Please don't

I'll never wear them after you have

Crazy

Well

I haven't had dinner with family in a long time

Since my husband died...

We have company; don't talk about death

However

if we didn't have company

I wouldn't be able to taste your cooking

You want to eat,

just tell me; I'm still alive

Wait

I want to update my Places

Hunky BOY

Are you on Facelook?

No

That's fine; I want a picture with you to post on Facebook

Where is my phone?

Here

Why would you keep my phone?

Come, take a picture

What for? You have tons of pictures of him

None together

Done

Why don't we eat?

Yes, let's eat

Forget about talking

Your arms and legs are so muscular

Have a chicken leg. A limb, good for your limbs

- Thanks - You're welcome

What's left for me, then?

You?

Look at you

All the veins popping out on your neck

Here, a neck, good for your neck

Wonderful

You know, my husband

used to have a 40-inch chest like you

But the bulk has shifted, that's all

Your cup size used to be a C

It still is a C, "C" for cow

Fred, you've gone too far

That means you think she's too old

She's only in her 40s

I'm just 40

Really?

Of course

I've gone to far?

I slaved for my family for 20 years

I've gone to far?

Selling wigs

until all my own hair fell out

When I try wigs on

for my clients

they laugh and

make fun of me

Yet you

flirt with a Hunky Boy at home

Fred

I know

you have suffered so much

for your family

I know that

You used to have 6 or 7 real hairs

and could do a centre parting

but now, poor thing, you have none left

You!

Just tell me off; don't involve others

You don't know how hard I've had it

how much I've been through for this family

I haven't gelled my nails in 10 days

What a mess

10 days without gel nails

is the end of the world for a woman

10 days without gel nails

I've gone 10 years without gelling my hair

Has anyone cared about me?

Has anyone asked after me?

Not gelling hair is not the end of the world

Nonsense

Ignore him, Hunky Boy

Let's eat

"Hunky Boy"; you slut

What did you say?

What slut?

I can tolerate your wearing my slippers

I can put up with your playin

and getting wet in the kitchen

How can I put up with your

pretending I don't exist

at my dining table

When did I ignore you; what do you want?

Tell me

Say it

Let's get di...

Fred

You must not say that word

Once you do, it's like money you've loaned

There's no turning back

Tell me

Just say it boldly

What do you want to say? You doubt me?

Let's get to the abalone and I'll go

It's all a misunderstanding

He is my husband

It's just a misunderstanding

Stay out of this, Broom hairstyle

That's it; I've had it with you

Is it so great to be bald? You think I want this?

At least it's real hair

They're our guests; don't yell at them

You're siding with him

I want a divorce

You...

You want a divorce?

A divorce, right?

Then I will die in front of you

I'm going to die

No!

I'm dying

You think I won't?

About to cut your neck? I'll cut down the

Come on

Come on, bitch

Come on

You try to come over

All right

Fred

cutting your privates won't kill you

I've seen men bleed for a week afterwards

Still alive, just bleeding non-stop

How painful that must have been

It's painful, but you won't die

But I'll die if I cut my neck

If I cut down on it I will die

I'll show you; come on

Go ahead

I'll show you

Come on

Come on

Sean Paul is giving you his tablet

He hopes you will be quiet

A peaceful family is the highest priority

Good boy

You must behave

They always argue; let's eat

They do that every day; let's eat as a family

Auntie

I just wanted to tell you

We've decided

Your Uncle's funeral is tomorrow

Why so sudden

Auntie, why didn't you tell me sooner

I don't want it to affect your birthday

And Canada is so far away

I've asked your father not to come

But at this time I should be with you

I'm fine; many people are with me here

How are things with your dad?

About the same

What are you up to these days?

Nothing

But don't let Dad know you called

Father and daughter shouldn't stay angry

I don't know what happened between you

But take good care

You too, Auntie; take care

Bye

What's wrong, Boss?

My uncle passed away

I'm not with my aunt in her time of need

You and your aunt love each other

Yes

Only she knows where my secret base is

Every time I hid and cried she'd find me

Ding

It's not your fault

Your dad said that in a moment of anger

You haven't bathed or eaten in days

Let me cook for you, okay?

Pudding

Soufflé

It's okay that you don't want to eat

Auntie will stay here with you

That's how Auntie is

When I needed someone the most

she was always by my side

She will know that you're thinking of her

Will your dad be at the funeral?

Auntie said no

Were you always on bad terms with your dad?

No

When I was little, Dad loved me

We were best friends

He let me ride on his shoulders,

taught me how to ride a bike,

drew chalk drawings with me

and watched the stars

We were very poor but happy

We're taking off...fly!

Daddy, what star is that?

It's Gold Star

And that?

Ice Cream Star

Daddy, when can we go there to play?

When I am rich

I'll take you and Mom to visit all the stars

Okay?

Hurray

Dinner time!

Coming

To make our lives better

Dad was forced to take a job in Singapore

leaving Mom and me here

I felt like a sidekick without her hero

So sad, so lonely

But I trusted Dad to return

and keep his promise

Was I naive to believe what he said?

We seldom saw each other after that

You've been a good boy; as a reward

you may sleep in the living room tonight

Thanks, Boss

You're cute when you're not throwing a fit

What is it? ls there a robber?

Is there? A robber?

Is there?

It's fine; please don't come

YOu!

I rewarded you and you ordered takeout?

I didn't order takeout

It just showed up

Go to hell

Sorry

Am I in the wrong house again?

Pardon me

I often get drunk and misread the house number

Sorry

Just go home, then

Why mess up my kitchen?

I made breakfast

to try to apologize to you

You cook very well; look

how round the yolk is

The sausages are straight

Yes; the vegetables are so mixed

Eat up

Okay?

Eat it while it's hot

You eat sausages that way, too

Yes, we get along great

I'm done

I won't see you off

Mr Chan next door is waiting for his breakfast

Goodbye forever

Just you wait

A beautiful, over-ambitious stewardess,

KB's talent is flirting with her eyes

A narcissist,

she never gives up a chance of looking

at herself in a mirror

She believes there are no men

she cannot conquer on earth

Her hobby is collecting nerds

to establish her own nerd nation

Hi

Hanging laundry?

Sunbathing?

Yes; I'm still hung over

so I'm getting some sun

Few men nowadays can do laundry

Oops; I dropped it

Your skin is so fair

Why don't you sunbathe with me?

I'll rub suntan oil on you

We have all kinds of oils

Peanut oil, hair oil, snake oil; we have it all

Dropped it again

Must you drop everything?

I remember now: I like to sunbathe

No, you like to sit under a lamp. Get downstairs

You think that will do it?

There must be handsome guys nearby

But there really aren't any

Ma'am, you look pained

Are you constipated?

Not today

Juliana

May I ask you a question?

Go ahead

Do you think

I'm prettier,

or KB from

next door? What do you think?

The stewardess KB

needless to say

Yes

Of course she is

She's so much more attractive than you

Save me some face, at least

Ma'am, you know

I don't like to lie

I am frank and direct

Got it

Can it be

Sir is being naughty?

Not yet

but soon, now

We Indonesian women are very strong

I see that you are distressed

Let me, the Indonesian Nostradamus,

teach you some killer moves

How?

It used to be

women had to be gentle to men

and know how to cook

and make soup

That's right. Will it work?

Times have changed

Now you must do what he likes

So play video games if he like to

Most importantly

is of course watching soccer with him

Really?

Yes

I love watching soccer

Congratulations; it's ready

You'll surely win

goodbye

Fine, if you don't want to hug

You'll win

Minion, come watch this game

Who's playing?

Arsenal vs Hotspurs

London Derby!

I have an Arsenal jersey

Yes! You gotta wear a jersey when you watch

And it's the game version!

With a lot of junk food

Boss, we really think along the same lines

Let's invite KB to join us

You don't want this?

I'll open it for you

You gotta wear a team uniform when you watch

I was a Football Baby

But you have the wrong team

It's fine as long as I look nice

It's starting

Starting now

Walcott is on a roll; he'll make goals today

Too bad Giroud is not playing

I'm sure he'll play in the second half

Giroud is so handsome

Sanchez...

Offside

Oh, no, he counters

Hold it...

Wild ball!

Damn!

I bet a fortune on the first goal! Bastards!

Sorry

And that was Game Over

"3pm, Kowloon Peak"

It's after 3; he's not here

Did something happen to him?

What can happen?

When Daddy drove to the village

he encountered a UFO

Your imagination is pretty wild

Then why isn't he here?

Boss

there's something I've wanted to tell you

Go ahead

The fact that your dad won't come

proves we don't know how to be kidnappers

Are you trying to play tricks now?

Going back on your word?

It's not that I don't want to help you

But I can see

that you don't want to blackmail your dad

You just want him to care about you

You know that? Are we old friends?

We've only known each other a few days

Right

I'm just a nobody but

I know that even if you continue this kidnap

he won't change his mind and forgive you

Boss

stop doing more things to anger him

Let it go

You finally accepted my proposal

Boss

I'm hungry

Where are you going? I want to eat, too

I want the beef brisket noodles I didn't get

Great

Why are you closed already?

And you're wearing a suit

I'm closed for a family celebration

Your daughter is getting married and you're here

I wanted to go

but you heard her that day

My daughter didn't want me there

She may not want you to go

but no one can stop you, the bride's father

I don't want to embarrass her

Even at my age I'm so naive

My daughter is getting married today

I couldn't sleep last night

so I made some fish balls

When she was a kid she loved them

they're no good now

they're no good now

I should throw them out

I will be your daughter for one day

and eat up all the fish balls

I thought you hated fish balls

But you must do what I say

I'll eat the fish balls; you must go to the weddin

I'm not going

You must go; even if she tells you off

you must go

I'm not going

All I wish is that

she will marry well

I'll be fine

You two be off now

You have to go

Some things you must do now

or you'll regret it for the rest of your life

I am an example

I know what regret is

When Dad left Mom and me

I needed friends

I wanted to know more people

to try to find my hero

Sometimes I would stay out for days

I forgot Mom had health problems

and still had to work; she suffered

while I just did what I wanted

I never took care of Mom

When I found out, it was too late

Which room is Mrs Ding in?

Number One

Okay, thanks

You just got here?

You sent your mother to an early grave

Mommy!

Mommy!

Look at yourself; you barely look human

Get out

- Get out - No

Daddy,no

- Now - Daddy, no

You're of no use here; go

Get out

Mommy!

Get out

Get out

Get out

Get out

Mommy!

I don't want to see you

No

Get out

I want my Mommy

No

Promise me, all right?

Don't make yourself regret this; you must go

All right

I'll go

Even if she tells me off when I'm there

I must go

The most important day in a father's life

is his daughter's wedding day

"Canada"

Every time I came back from a trip

this is how my home would be

A mess, just like this

I would always get upset

but Richard would proudly say,

"That's my style"

I think

all of us here knew him well.

He was such a wonderful guy

You may not know he had that quirk

Our lives are short

One day, you'll wake up and become old

Then you look at the one next to you

You will

think they are not good enough,

want to change them

or even find someone better

But

no one is perfect

and it is these

minor imperfections

that make up

that most perfect

someone next to you

I sincerely hope you will

treasure

that imperfect someone

next to you

Thank you all for coming today

"Ding has really been kidnapped,"

"but you are her kidnapper"

- Car - Take it easy

Don't be scared

Believe in yourself

Boss

Boss, are you okay?

It really hurts

I'm fine

You said you'd watch over me

I did

You watched me fall

It really hurts

Are you okay?

It really hurts

It really hurts

Boss

It really hurts

Boss, are you okay?

It really hurts

Is it a broken bone?

Boss

Is it a broken bone?

Careful; take it easy

Get up slowly

Hang in there, Boss

I won't let anything happen to you

Hello

Pardon me

Help!

Doctor

My friend is bleeding internally

Put her on the bed here

Yes; Doctor

She just fell down

I think she may have broken a rib

Calm down

Dr Chan will examine the patient. Please wait outside

Thank you, Doctor

All right

Don't worry; Dr Chan is very good

Ding's family, please come in

I gave her a shot

to ease the pain

She just needs to

take her meds on time and rest at home

But, Doctor

she's not bleeding internally?

Does she need an X-ray?

Some women get very heavy periods

It's not easy being a woman

but you're lucky to have such a caring husband

He's not my husband

But he cares so much about you

that it will soon happen

She's fine

But you

need a few stitches

Stop laughing

How would I know about you women?

Were you always this silly?

How would I know?

But I think I must have been really smart

Why are you thinking, Boss?

When you regain your memory

will you forget about me?

Of course not

You said I'm a kidnapper

Even if I recall my past I'd still be a kidnapper

so you'll always be my Boss

That's easy to say when you have amnesia

Trust me, Boss

Okay

Here's a gift for being a good boy

A gift for me?

This is your Space Guardian badge

for you to protect the universe

and most important, to protect me

I hereby return your real identity to you

Yes

But

What? You don't want it?

It's not that

But before I protect the universe

draw a bell here for me

What bell? I can't draw

You drew one before

I have amnesia

"Open me if you're hungry"

"I'm very nutritious; patients should drink me"

"Eat me"

"Don't drink me cold; nuke me first"

"Warning: don't eat it all at once"

Do you think he's the hero to my sidekick?

Of course. 80 - 90% chance

Just marry him

Don't be silly; he never said he loves me

If he's a real man he'd love the stewardess

Maybe he's cheating with her already

No way

Miss, please hire me

I'll stalk him for you

I want to bring the stewardess back to Mars

But I think Juliana is more attractive

I'll teach you a sexy dance; fight her to the death

Don't forget he has amnesia

Maybe he's already married with children

Then you'll be a homewrecker

Even if he's single you're in trouble

You lied to him about everything

You are so noisy

I have an early morning at Kindergarten

Shut up

You dare hurt my Goddess? I'll kill you

To the death!

Be quiet

How annoying; he's been gone all day

I wonder where he went

He makes me worry so much

What is it? Where are you taking me?

Calm down; we'll be there soon

Here we are

Arrived?

- For what? - Happy birthday, Boss

How do you know it's my birthday?

I don't have an identity card but you do

This is for you

What is it?

This is "The Boss"

my interstellar journey for you

It's gorgeous

Thank you

Are you ready, Boss?

Yes

Then let's take off

Let's go

Boss, how do rockets take off?

Hurry

It's Saturn

It's Fred

Yes, I am Saturn

You're not wearing a wig

Happy birthday

It's the shopkeeper

Good to see you again, Beauty

Happy birthday

Ma'am

welcome to Juliana's Mercury

See how beautiful I am

Thank you

Happy birthday

Hello

Hello

We are from Housewife Planet

Happy Birthday

Thank you

I am space pirate Fishball Wah

Beware of my fish ball comets

They were all so cute

This birthday party was as happy as a dream

I love your chalk the most

If only my dad were here

Boss

go to your dad and tell him everything

I'm sure he will understand

Don't worry; I'll go with you

Thanks for being so nice to me

Okay

Since you're such a good boy

I have a gift for you

Even I have a gift

I will formally introduce myself

My name is Ding

My name is...

I wish I remember my name

Actually I can tell you

Let's go

Shut up

Help!

Try to scream now

Police!

What police?

I'm the police?

Am I not a kidnapper?

Boss

Boss

Boss

Boss

Be careful

Turn right

Oh, no! Police; let's get out of here

There are so many road blocks in Sai Kung

Kidnapper

Kid Rapper?

Kidnapper

You kidnapped me; I'm your responsibility

I can't release you?

From now on

I'm the boss; work for me

What?

Boss, you lied to me

This is your Space Guardian badge

for you to protect the universe

and most important, to protect me

I hereby return your real identity to you

"Lee Dong, Don"

I know there's an abandoned school here

Let's go inside

Where is the light?

You guys again?

Sir?

Don't scream; imagine meeting again

Too bad you were too lustful last time

You don't need to kidnap me any more

Just do it well this time

We're friends, don't talk like that

Sorry; this time I must kidnap you

I lost a fortune in the stock market

It's no good; my dad ignores me

I've tried

Since Mom's death, I tried everything

It's useless

Call the doctor if you're sick

Daddy

Daddy

I want to celebrate my birthday with him

but it's never happened

Daddy

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to Ding Ding

Happy Birthday...

When will you grow up?

I even attempted suicide

Ding

Daughter, are you all right?

Are you all right?

Daddy

Daddy

Ridiculous

This year I decided to kidnap myself

Online friends should do this

I'll pay you $200,000 each at the end

Please have a seat

I'm going to start

Tie her down, hurry

Take a picture to scare her dad

Okay, she's tied up

Thank you

I'm going to the bathroom

Remember; pretend to be afraid

Okay; very afraid

Is that okay?

Does it hurt?

A little

It's getting tight now

Let's play a game

Like what?

Online friends can become f**k buddies

What's a f**k buddy?

This is a f**k buddy

What are you doing? - Whatever you want

Help!

Don't scream; Shut up

Help!

Help!

I said, shut up

Police! What are you doing?

What police?

Freeze

Freeze

He can still get up

Let me go

He's still alive; damned cop

No way

He's still alive

Let me try

Let's go

I'll take your wallet; you'll be in trouble

Sir

You won't get a cent

I don't believe you

Police!

No Way; you again?

You're like the cockroach that never dies

Sir, allow me

Stop messing around

To be honest

I was a martial arts master in Indonesia

Martial arts master

Are you done yet, damned Filipino maid?

I am not a Filipino maid

And not an Indonesian maid

You dare to dance?

To flip?

To sing?

I didn't sing

To dress up like G-dragon?

To keep talking?

Freeze

By now, the police cars should be here

Damned cops

Ding

Daddy

Ding

Are you okay, Ding?

I called you when I got off the plane

but your friend said you were captured

so I called the police and rushed here

Dad, I didn't think you would really come

Sorry I always lied to you

It's all my fault

Ding

Everything is all right

No matter what. you're always my daughter

Daddy

Ding

Don, you are a real pro

working so hard on your vacation.

Trying for a promotion?

Sir

Please take care of things here

I must attend to something

Where are you going now

I remember now

I was working on a missing 4-year-old girl

I worked hard to investigate

Mom, ls my daughter with you?

No

I didn't order takeout food; a crank call

Hello, sir

That night I finally found her

She was hiding at her grandma's home

Who is it?

The Police

You scared your Mom and Dad

They wouldn't bring me here so I came

How about this

You stay with Grandma

I'll bring your Mom and Dad to you

Sure

Here, take this bell bracelet

Policeman, you brought my mom and dad

The police are on a missing four-year-old

Thank goodness you're okay

Are you still mad at me?

No, Dad; I'm fine

Let's go home; celebrate your belated birthda

Hurray; thanks, Daddy

Daddy, I want to do something first

I'll be home very soon

Sure; I'll wait for you

"Eat me"

"I'm very nutritious; patients should drink me"

Oh, no; again?

Help!

I didn't think you'd come back to me

I promised to kidnap you

Hi; I'm Don

Am I heavy?

No

Then hold me longer

Sure

Hello, I'm Fishball Wah

My fish balls aren't fishy

"Eotteokhae"?

Pretty girl, come see my goldfish

Do you have any more Hunky Boys?

Don't go too far; my heart is weak

I'm a martial arts teacher

and a trainer

and a swimming coach

I'll teach anything

Damn you, missed again

But I never watch soccer

Mothers have it so hard

You should let your husband do this

There's souffle'; who cares about you?

I'm actually a melancholy singer

I'm a drummer; I got beat up for dancing?

Good to see you again, Handsome!

Happy Year of the Monkey...

No

This isn't a Chinese New Year film?

More like Ching Ming Festival

That will bring in more audience

I'm Ding

I really like Don

because he loves lvana Wong's songs

You're so arrogant

She's heavy! I can't lift her

Even so, there's no need to curse

It's not my fault