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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,365 --> 00:00:02,854 The news never ends. 2 00:00:02,974 --> 00:00:04,444 This is tenneti GCR, 3 00:00:04,747 --> 00:00:07,390 you get all the news you need, all day long. 4 00:00:09,104 --> 00:00:13,290 Good morning. It's 42° and 10:30 on this Thursday October 15. 5 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:15,584 I'm Standale Brodston. Here's what's happening. 6 00:00:15,899 --> 00:00:18,076 It's day eighteen of the garbage stall, 7 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,815 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day, 8 00:00:21,008 --> 00:00:23,899 even the nicest sections of the city are looking like swamps. 9 00:00:24,299 --> 00:00:27,870 Health commissioner Edward O'Roark is declaring a citywide state of emergency 10 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,592 for the first time in decades. 11 00:00:29,617 --> 00:00:33,581 There's no need to wait until somebody dies or comes down with typhoid fever. 12 00:00:33,681 --> 00:00:35,723 It's already a serious situation. 13 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:38,133 It's something that affects almost everyone in the city, 14 00:00:38,158 --> 00:00:40,367 no matter who they are or where they live. 15 00:00:40,463 --> 00:00:44,709 You can't go down no one avenue without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 16 00:00:44,951 --> 00:00:48,916 It's starting to affect my business when customers can't get in here because of garbage situation. 17 00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:50,942 When out there, not just smell it, 18 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,862 but I think to look at it, its terrible. 19 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:57,241 It don't affect me, except for the the very bad smell, it's horrific. 20 00:00:57,671 --> 00:00:58,353 The mess. 21 00:00:58,363 --> 00:01:01,954 I've been in this country for 50 years and I've never seen anything like it. 22 00:01:01,964 --> 00:01:03,636 What is this world coming to? 23 00:01:03,685 --> 00:01:06,149 Put them in the room there and sit there and talk 'till they got it over with. 24 00:01:06,216 --> 00:01:08,721 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 25 00:01:08,911 --> 00:01:12,329 The Idea of the National Guard pulling in and cleaning up, it's good idea! 26 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,463 In other news the Building Industry of Landlords today 27 00:01:15,488 --> 00:01:18,680 expressed concern over the latest increase in heating oil prices. 28 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:21,393 Rangers in the Metro area are searched to fill them in... 29 00:01:55,948 --> 00:01:56,458 Let's get it. 30 00:01:57,469 --> 00:01:59,833 - Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? - Nice outfit, huh? 31 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:02,460 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you can be a bill-boy, you know that, right? 32 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:05,150 - Hey! - Stop it! 33 00:02:05,175 --> 00:02:07,659 - Go! Go! Go! - Hey! 34 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:11,601 - Come on, Kyle, let's go! - We've got the sign! 35 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:13,044 Let's go! 36 00:02:13,164 --> 00:02:14,811 - Stop there! - Come on! 37 00:02:15,121 --> 00:02:16,502 Watch your go! Watch your go! 38 00:02:18,642 --> 00:02:19,975 Make me stop, clown. 39 00:02:21,105 --> 00:02:21,737 Hey! 40 00:02:26,341 --> 00:02:28,324 C'mon clown, you are not catching up. 41 00:02:28,334 --> 00:02:29,058 Stop them! 42 00:02:29,253 --> 00:02:29,821 Come on! 43 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,076 - Come on! - Get out of the way! 44 00:02:34,843 --> 00:02:36,364 Stop them! 45 00:02:39,897 --> 00:02:40,940 Hey! 46 00:02:42,151 --> 00:02:44,074 You bastards. 47 00:02:50,426 --> 00:02:52,496 Come on, beat his ass up. 48 00:02:52,521 --> 00:02:54,452 Come on, this guy's weak, can't do nothing. 49 00:02:54,477 --> 00:02:56,272 Harder! Harder! 50 00:02:56,328 --> 00:02:58,011 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 51 00:02:58,021 --> 00:02:59,424 - Let's go, let's go! - Come on, come on, come on! 52 00:02:59,434 --> 00:03:00,434 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! 53 00:04:44,783 --> 00:04:46,272 Is it just me, 54 00:04:47,261 --> 00:04:49,117 or is it getting crazier out there? 55 00:04:53,455 --> 00:04:54,964 It is certainly tense. 56 00:04:56,576 --> 00:04:58,008 People are upset. 57 00:04:58,783 --> 00:04:59,792 They're struggling. 58 00:05:00,057 --> 00:05:01,074 Looking for work. 59 00:05:01,691 --> 00:05:04,053 These are tough times. 60 00:05:06,008 --> 00:05:07,259 How 'bout you? 61 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:10,911 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 62 00:05:12,831 --> 00:05:13,839 Yes, Ma'am. 63 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,209 Great. 64 00:05:18,328 --> 00:05:19,556 Did you bring it with you? 65 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:25,398 Arthur... 66 00:05:25,535 --> 00:05:28,117 last time I asked you to bring your journal with you 67 00:05:28,142 --> 00:05:29,838 for these appointments. 68 00:05:30,243 --> 00:05:31,463 Can I see it? 69 00:05:43,506 --> 00:05:47,033 I've been using it as a-- as a journal, 70 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:50,443 but also as a joke diary. 71 00:05:51,029 --> 00:05:54,607 Funny thoughts or observations. 72 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:59,127 I think I told you I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 73 00:06:03,216 --> 00:06:04,671 No, you didn't. 74 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:07,828 I think I did. 75 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:19,966 "I just hope my death makes more cents than my life." 76 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:39,523 How does it feel to have to come here? 77 00:06:40,331 --> 00:06:41,340 Does it help 78 00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:42,958 to have someone to talk to? 79 00:06:47,284 --> 00:06:49,959 I think I felt better when I was locked up in a hospital. 80 00:06:52,511 --> 00:06:54,105 And having thought more about 81 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:56,492 why you were locked up? 82 00:07:02,087 --> 00:07:03,395 Who knows? 83 00:07:10,979 --> 00:07:14,326 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor to increase my medication? 84 00:07:20,456 --> 00:07:22,818 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 85 00:07:24,428 --> 00:07:26,067 Surely, they must be doing something. 86 00:07:29,436 --> 00:07:31,492 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 87 00:08:09,373 --> 00:08:11,671 Can you please stop bothering my kid? 88 00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:15,278 - Sit! - I wasn't bothering him... 89 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:16,806 - Just stop! - I was... 90 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,078 What, you think that's funny? 91 00:08:35,472 --> 00:08:37,417 I'm sorry, I have a co... 92 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:47,030 "It's a medical condition causing sudden, frequent and uncontrollable laughter that doesn’t match 93 00:08:47,055 --> 00:08:50,628 how you feel. It can happen in people with a brain injury or certain neurological conditions." 94 00:08:53,318 --> 00:08:55,157 I'm sorry. 95 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:36,651 Happy? Did you check the mail before you came up? 96 00:10:36,746 --> 00:10:38,058 Yeah, mom. 97 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:39,932 Nothing. 98 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:47,464 And finally tonight, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. 99 00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:51,194 Authorities are saying the city is under siege by scores of rats. 100 00:10:51,342 --> 00:10:54,735 - And not just any rats - super rats. - More hard to kill. 101 00:10:54,761 --> 00:10:56,893 He must not be getting any of my letters. 102 00:10:58,129 --> 00:11:00,228 It's Thomas Wayne, mom. 103 00:11:00,631 --> 00:11:03,250 - He is a busy man. - Oh, please. 104 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,448 I worked for that family for years. 105 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,630 The least he could do is write back. 106 00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:12,322 Here, all worked up. Eat. 107 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,768 - You need to eat. - You need to eat. 108 00:11:15,624 --> 00:11:17,507 How skinny you are. 109 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,310 He will make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 110 00:11:26,984 --> 00:11:29,207 Oh, yeah? Everybody who? 111 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:32,780 - Who do you talk to? - Well, everybody on the news. 112 00:11:33,273 --> 00:11:35,322 He is the only one who could save the city. 113 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:37,363 He owes it to us. 114 00:11:40,193 --> 00:11:41,765 Come, sit. It's starting. 115 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,705 Oh, my! 116 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:47,844 From NCB studios in Gotham city! 117 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,879 It's Live with Murray Franklin! 118 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,634 Tonight Murray welcomes, Sandra Winger, 119 00:11:54,658 --> 00:11:59,944 comedian Skip Byron and the piano styling of Yeldon & Chantel! 120 00:12:00,082 --> 00:12:02,459 Joining Murray as always, 121 00:12:02,484 --> 00:12:04,894 Ellis Drane and his Jazz Orchestra. 122 00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:07,822 And now, without further ado, 123 00:12:07,847 --> 00:12:11,162 Murray Franklin! 124 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,375 Thank you. 125 00:12:26,182 --> 00:12:27,672 Thank you. 126 00:12:27,836 --> 00:12:29,978 We've got a great looking audience today. 127 00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:32,076 - Yeah! - Murray! 128 00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:34,103 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 129 00:12:34,224 --> 00:12:35,172 Thank you. 130 00:12:35,894 --> 00:12:39,849 So, everybody's heard about the super rats stutter in Gotham now, right? 131 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:44,363 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 132 00:12:44,478 --> 00:12:45,991 You ready for this? 133 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,630 Super cats. 134 00:12:51,463 --> 00:12:54,547 - But no, serious it is, I mean these guys are... - I love you, Murray! 135 00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:57,856 I love you, too. 136 00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,723 Hey, Bobby, will you put the lights on? 137 00:13:02,306 --> 00:13:03,981 Who is that? Was that you? 138 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,397 You wanna stand up, please? 139 00:13:05,489 --> 00:13:07,186 Stand. Stand up for me. 140 00:13:07,493 --> 00:13:08,950 There. 141 00:13:13,641 --> 00:13:15,035 What's your name? 142 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,022 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 143 00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:19,598 - Arthur? - My name is Arthur. 144 00:13:19,608 --> 00:13:22,532 Ah, okay, well, there is something special about you, Arthur. I could tell. 145 00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:25,329 - Where are you from? - I live right here in the city. 146 00:13:25,657 --> 00:13:26,977 With my m--mother. 147 00:13:28,668 --> 00:13:31,109 Okay, hold on. Hold on. There is nothing funny about that. 148 00:13:31,134 --> 00:13:33,807 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 149 00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:36,520 I'm that kid who's father went out for a pack of cigarettes. 150 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:38,371 And he never came back. 151 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,920 I know what that's like, Murray. 152 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:43,762 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 153 00:13:44,092 --> 00:13:45,663 I take good care of my mother. 154 00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:53,379 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 155 00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:54,592 She does. 156 00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:58,595 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 157 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:01,627 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 158 00:14:05,902 --> 00:14:07,099 Wow! 159 00:14:09,427 --> 00:14:12,524 I like that. I like that a lot! Come on down. 160 00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:14,687 Come on! For that, you've got to come down. 161 00:14:15,363 --> 00:14:16,943 Come on! Come on! 162 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:25,835 Come on! 163 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,271 Okay, we've got a big show tonight. 164 00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:44,400 Stay tuned. We will be right back. 165 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:47,174 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 166 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:49,911 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say, it made my day. 167 00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:51,574 Thanks, Murray. 168 00:14:51,946 --> 00:14:55,002 You see all this, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff? 169 00:14:55,057 --> 00:14:57,646 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you. 170 00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:40,573 You're such a jerk. 171 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:43,031 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 172 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,339 Another day in chuckle town. 173 00:15:49,311 --> 00:15:50,689 You okay? 174 00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,357 I heard about the beat-down you took. 175 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,717 Fucking savages. 176 00:15:57,865 --> 00:16:00,931 It was just a bunch of kids. I should've left them alone. 177 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,573 No, they'll take everything from here if you do that. 178 00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:06,866 All the crazy shit out there? They're animals. 179 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,361 You know what? 180 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,674 Here. 181 00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:22,200 What is it? 182 00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:23,905 Take it. 183 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:25,829 It's for you. 184 00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:32,151 You gotta protect yourself out there, 185 00:16:33,086 --> 00:16:34,517 otherwise you're gonna get fucked. 186 00:16:36,268 --> 00:16:37,496 Randall. 187 00:16:38,841 --> 00:16:41,256 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 188 00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:46,238 Don't sweat it, Art. No one has to know. 189 00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:48,785 And you can pay me back some other time. 190 00:16:49,096 --> 00:16:50,459 You know you're my boy. 191 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:56,016 Arthur... Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 192 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,588 Hey, Gary, you know what I've always wondered? 193 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,726 No idea. 194 00:16:59,961 --> 00:17:03,472 Do you people call it miniature golf, or is it just golf to you? 195 00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:11,371 Punch him in the dick, Gary. 196 00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:29,433 Hello, Hoyt. 197 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,154 Gary said you wanted to see me? 198 00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:35,454 How's the comedy career? You're a famous stand-up yet? 199 00:17:35,659 --> 00:17:36,745 Not quite. 200 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,731 Just been working on my material. 201 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,756 No, don't sit. This will be quick. 202 00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:43,314 Look. I like you, Arthur. 203 00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:46,029 You know, lot of the guys here think you're a freak, but I like you. 204 00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:48,395 I don't even know why I like you. 205 00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,453 But I got another complaint. 206 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,070 And it's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 207 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,153 The guy said you disappeared. 208 00:17:56,516 --> 00:17:58,169 Never even returned his sign. 209 00:17:58,759 --> 00:18:00,526 Because I got jumped. 210 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,187 Didn't you hear? 211 00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:03,950 For a sign? 212 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,641 It's bullshit. It doesn't make sense, 213 00:18:07,124 --> 00:18:08,616 just give him his sign back. 214 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:11,198 He's going out of business for God's sake, Arthur. 215 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,246 Why would I keep that sign? 216 00:18:13,537 --> 00:18:15,910 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 217 00:18:17,502 --> 00:18:19,146 If you don't return the sign, 218 00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:21,569 I got to take it out of your pay check. 219 00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:24,058 Are we clear? 220 00:18:25,184 --> 00:18:28,517 Listen, I'm trying to help you. Okay? 221 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,012 Now I tell you something else. 222 00:18:30,037 --> 00:18:33,193 The other guys, they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur. 223 00:18:33,631 --> 00:18:35,760 Because people think you're weird, okay? 224 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:38,039 And I can't have that around me. 225 00:18:38,064 --> 00:18:40,066 I want it-- I want it to work out--- 226 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:31,778 Wait, wait, wait! Wait! 227 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,628 Thank you. 228 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,459 This building is so awful, isn't it? 229 00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:04,099 This building is so awful, right, mommy? 230 00:20:04,239 --> 00:20:06,525 Yeah, sweetie. I hear you, GiGi. 231 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,270 It's so awful, mommy. 232 00:20:10,632 --> 00:20:12,485 Right, mommy? 233 00:20:18,892 --> 00:20:20,761 - It's fine. - This building's so awful, isn't it? 234 00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:28,605 Hey. 235 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,909 Come on. 236 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:57,665 Head up. 237 00:20:58,135 --> 00:21:00,322 Maybe the mailman is throwing them away. 238 00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:03,429 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 239 00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:06,627 - What do you think he's gonna do? - He's gonna help us. 240 00:21:07,694 --> 00:21:09,563 You worked for them, what? 241 00:21:10,393 --> 00:21:11,877 30 years ago? 242 00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:13,463 Why would he help us? 243 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:16,329 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 244 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,513 If he knew how we were living, 245 00:21:20,263 --> 00:21:22,984 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 246 00:21:24,841 --> 00:21:26,743 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 247 00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:31,209 I don't want you worrying about money. 248 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,510 Or me. 249 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:37,654 Everybody’s telling me that my stand-up is ready for the big clubs. 250 00:21:39,192 --> 00:21:41,579 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 251 00:21:42,021 --> 00:21:43,710 - What do you mean? - I mean... 252 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,794 don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 253 00:22:51,535 --> 00:22:53,310 Hey, what's your name? 254 00:22:54,085 --> 00:22:55,094 Arthur. 255 00:22:55,863 --> 00:22:56,872 Hey, Arthur. 256 00:22:57,225 --> 00:22:58,936 You're a really good dancer. 257 00:22:59,829 --> 00:23:01,239 I know. 258 00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:02,756 And who is not? 259 00:23:02,922 --> 00:23:04,252 Him. 260 00:23:09,093 --> 00:23:11,212 Happy! What was that? Are you okay? 261 00:23:11,237 --> 00:23:12,536 Mom, what? 262 00:23:12,561 --> 00:23:14,644 That noise! Did you hear that noise? 263 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:17,090 I'm-- I'm watching an old war movie! 264 00:23:17,115 --> 00:23:18,867 Turn it down! 265 00:23:24,341 --> 00:23:25,740 It's hard, mom. 266 00:24:48,294 --> 00:24:50,642 It's nice to see these couples are at my show. 267 00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,838 I have a wife, we love to role play. 268 00:24:54,364 --> 00:24:56,491 Yes. Yes, very sexy. 269 00:24:56,852 --> 00:24:58,441 My favorite one right now is... 270 00:24:58,535 --> 00:25:02,789 professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate. 271 00:25:04,068 --> 00:25:05,077 Yes. 272 00:25:06,811 --> 00:25:08,127 So I tell you how I operate. 273 00:25:08,235 --> 00:25:10,834 I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university. 274 00:25:12,505 --> 00:25:16,184 And my wife is a senior in my intro to western civ. 275 00:25:18,432 --> 00:25:21,674 I know, I know, why is she-- why is she a senior in intro? 276 00:25:21,818 --> 00:25:23,426 I didn't buy it either. 277 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,392 So she comes to me during my office hours, 278 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:28,306 Monday and Wednesday 3:00 to 5:00, 279 00:25:28,331 --> 00:25:30,200 and she says, - excuse me, professor Lewis. 280 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:34,130 I can't use my real last name at this collage 'cause they don't hire Jews. 281 00:25:36,187 --> 00:25:39,273 Something I'll address once I have a tenure, but for now. 282 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,248 She says, - excuse me professor Lewis. 283 00:25:42,273 --> 00:25:44,867 I think I might be in danger of failing intro to western civ. 284 00:25:44,892 --> 00:25:47,523 and I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass. 285 00:25:48,355 --> 00:25:51,872 I said "anything?", and she says "Aah". 286 00:26:58,759 --> 00:27:00,068 Oh. Hey. 287 00:27:00,214 --> 00:27:01,222 Hey. 288 00:27:01,699 --> 00:27:03,427 Were you following me today? 289 00:27:06,766 --> 00:27:08,076 Yeah. 290 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:11,782 I thought that was you. 291 00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:15,298 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 292 00:27:17,390 --> 00:27:18,677 I have a gun. 293 00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:20,264 I'll come by tomorrow. 294 00:27:23,744 --> 00:27:25,206 You're so funny, Arthur. 295 00:27:27,806 --> 00:27:29,126 Yeah... 296 00:27:29,269 --> 00:27:31,606 You know, I--I do stand-up comedy. 297 00:27:31,739 --> 00:27:34,334 You should maybe come and see a show sometime. 298 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,079 I could do that. 299 00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:37,652 Yeah? 300 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,651 Yeah. You let me know when? 301 00:27:39,672 --> 00:27:40,681 Yeah. 302 00:27:47,372 --> 00:27:50,946 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, wiggle your ears ♪ 303 00:27:52,043 --> 00:27:55,357 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, wiggle your ears ♪ 304 00:27:56,641 --> 00:28:01,118 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪  and you feel it, well, just show it ♪ 305 00:28:01,259 --> 00:28:05,229 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ wiggle your ears ♪ 306 00:28:05,835 --> 00:28:09,339 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ stomp your feet ♪ 307 00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:13,914 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ stomp your feet ♪ 308 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:19,576 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ and you feel it, well, just show it ♪ 309 00:28:19,601 --> 00:28:23,768 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet ♪ 310 00:28:24,008 --> 00:28:28,160 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ shout "Hooray" ♪ 311 00:28:28,754 --> 00:28:32,422 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ shout "Hooray" ♪ 312 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:36,405 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ and you feel it,--- ♪ 313 00:28:38,526 --> 00:28:40,278 Hoyt, please. 314 00:28:40,732 --> 00:28:42,064 I love this job. 315 00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:46,682 Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids hospital. 316 00:28:46,714 --> 00:28:49,512 It's a part. It's part of my act now. 317 00:28:49,759 --> 00:28:51,498 That's bullshit! Bullshit! 318 00:28:51,777 --> 00:28:53,967 What kind of a clown carries a fucking gun? 319 00:28:54,614 --> 00:28:58,658 Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 320 00:28:59,184 --> 00:29:01,443 - Randall told you that? - You 're fuck up, Arthur. 321 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:03,330 And a liar. 322 00:29:03,479 --> 00:29:04,896 You're fired! 323 00:29:36,921 --> 00:29:39,768 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. We should have just stayed. 324 00:29:39,793 --> 00:29:42,591 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested... at all. 325 00:29:42,682 --> 00:29:45,138 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing!? 326 00:29:45,163 --> 00:29:46,005 She was in love, bro. 327 00:29:46,030 --> 00:29:47,809 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 328 00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:50,607 Ryan. Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 329 00:29:51,764 --> 00:29:54,110 Hey. You want some french fries? 330 00:29:57,092 --> 00:29:58,958 Hello....? 331 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:02,521 - I'm talking to you. Hey. - No, thank you. 332 00:30:05,756 --> 00:30:07,180 You sure? 333 00:30:08,561 --> 00:30:10,110 They're really good. 334 00:30:12,621 --> 00:30:15,505 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 335 00:30:41,692 --> 00:30:43,699 Is something funny, asshole? 336 00:30:47,536 --> 00:30:48,989 Bitch! 337 00:30:56,873 --> 00:30:59,982 ♪ Isn't it rich? ♪ 338 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,089 ♪ Are we a pair? ♪ 339 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,180 ♪ Me here, at last on the ground ♪ 340 00:31:08,205 --> 00:31:11,239 ♪ You in mid-air ♪ 341 00:31:11,377 --> 00:31:14,597 ♪ Send in the clowns. ♪ 342 00:31:18,451 --> 00:31:20,545 ♪ Isn't it bliss? ♪ 343 00:31:21,482 --> 00:31:23,568 ♪ Don't you approve? ♪ 344 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:24,724 Please. Don't. 345 00:31:24,749 --> 00:31:29,322 ♪ One who keeps tearing around, ♪ ♪ One who can't move. ♪ 346 00:31:29,545 --> 00:31:32,564 ♪ Where are the clowns? ♪ 347 00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:36,772 ♪ There ought to be clowns. ♪ 348 00:31:47,038 --> 00:31:50,176 So, buddy, tell us. What's so fucking funny? 349 00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:51,738 Nothing. I--- 350 00:31:55,466 --> 00:31:57,411 I have a--- I have a condition. 351 00:31:57,506 --> 00:31:59,794 I'll tell you what you have, asshole. 352 00:32:06,769 --> 00:32:09,913 We've got a kicker, huh? Hey, hold him steady, hold him steady. 353 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,143 Stay down, freak! 354 00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:31,670 No! No! 355 00:32:32,931 --> 00:32:34,502 Hey! Help! Help! 356 00:32:58,358 --> 00:33:00,217 Hey! 357 00:33:06,884 --> 00:33:08,762 Stay clear of the closing doors. 358 00:36:41,663 --> 00:36:43,593 I read it was a guy in a full make-up. 359 00:36:43,664 --> 00:36:46,337 No, it says right here it was a mask. 360 00:36:46,347 --> 00:36:48,536 Either way, I think it's good for business. 361 00:36:48,693 --> 00:36:50,631 They got clowns in front of every newspaper. 362 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,565 - Big man, what's the good word? - Hey. 363 00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:59,022 Hey, Arthur. I heard what happened. 364 00:36:59,132 --> 00:37:00,273 Sorry, mate. 365 00:37:00,727 --> 00:37:03,326 Yeah, it doesn't seem fair, 366 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,442 you get fired like that. 367 00:37:06,295 --> 00:37:08,945 Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Arty? 368 00:37:10,135 --> 00:37:11,552 What the fuck would you do that for? 369 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,224 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 370 00:37:13,249 --> 00:37:15,772 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, you just gonna shoot yourself? 371 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,404 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 372 00:37:19,825 --> 00:37:21,146 It was his gun. 373 00:37:21,428 --> 00:37:24,219 - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I? 374 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:26,233 What the fuck are you talking about? 375 00:37:26,429 --> 00:37:28,924 Stop talking outta your ass, Art! 376 00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:35,248 Oh, no! 377 00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:38,045 I forgot to punch out. 378 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:11,933 And as our city tries to make sense of the brutal 379 00:38:11,943 --> 00:38:14,090 triple murder on the subway last week. 380 00:38:14,254 --> 00:38:15,951 We're joined by Thomas Wayne. 381 00:38:16,215 --> 00:38:18,475 - Happy, look. Thomas Wayne's on TV. - He has a personnel connection 382 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:19,946 - Yes, mother. - this tragedy. 383 00:38:19,956 --> 00:38:21,010 Thanks for having me on show. 384 00:38:21,311 --> 00:38:23,860 They're asking him about those horrible subway murders. 385 00:38:24,155 --> 00:38:27,408 Thank you, Thomas. I know this is a difficult time for you. 386 00:38:27,456 --> 00:38:28,794 - Why him? - These young men all were... 387 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:31,107 Looks like his compaign. 388 00:38:31,358 --> 00:38:33,552 Yes, all three of them worked for Wayne investments. 389 00:38:33,828 --> 00:38:35,463 Good, decent, educated, 390 00:38:35,612 --> 00:38:38,575 although, I didn't know any of them personally. 391 00:38:39,811 --> 00:38:43,767 Like all the Wayne employees, past and present, they were family. 392 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:45,519 You hear that! I told you. We're family. 393 00:38:45,545 --> 00:38:49,672 There now seems to be a a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 394 00:38:49,682 --> 00:38:54,016 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents are taken the side of the killer. 395 00:38:54,026 --> 00:38:55,440 Yes and it's a shame. 396 00:38:55,816 --> 00:38:58,521 It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor. 397 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,883 Gotham has lost its way. 398 00:39:01,767 --> 00:39:05,685 What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 399 00:39:06,490 --> 00:39:08,146 Well, it makes total sense to me. 400 00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:11,227 What kind of a coward would do something that cold-blooded ? 401 00:39:11,252 --> 00:39:13,081 Someone who hides behind a mask. 402 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:18,023 Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves, 403 00:39:19,048 --> 00:39:21,597 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 404 00:39:21,996 --> 00:39:24,474 And until all those kind of people change for the better.. 405 00:39:25,054 --> 00:39:28,837 those of us who've made something of our lives, 406 00:39:28,863 --> 00:39:30,464 will always look at those who haven't 407 00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:32,909 as nothing but clowns. 408 00:39:35,149 --> 00:39:37,731 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 409 00:39:37,756 --> 00:39:39,150 It's not funny. 410 00:40:00,724 --> 00:40:03,120 I heard this song on the radio the other day. 411 00:40:05,687 --> 00:40:07,307 And the guy was singing, 412 00:40:07,846 --> 00:40:09,965 that his name was Carnival. 413 00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:13,343 - Arthur. - It's just crazy, 414 00:40:15,791 --> 00:40:18,287 because that's my clown name. At work. 415 00:40:19,842 --> 00:40:21,854 But until a while ago 416 00:40:23,612 --> 00:40:25,787 it was like nobody ever saw me. 417 00:40:28,067 --> 00:40:30,243 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 418 00:40:30,843 --> 00:40:32,782 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 419 00:40:36,544 --> 00:40:38,137 You don't listen, do you? 420 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,371 I don't think you ever 421 00:40:42,175 --> 00:40:43,764 really hear me. 422 00:40:45,002 --> 00:40:47,507 You just ask the same questions every week: 423 00:40:47,888 --> 00:40:49,056 "How was your job?" 424 00:40:49,066 --> 00:40:50,929 "Are you having any negative thoughts?" 425 00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:55,164 All I have are negative thoughts. 426 00:40:55,946 --> 00:40:58,198 But you don't listen. Anyway, 427 00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:00,004 I said, 428 00:41:00,482 --> 00:41:02,063 for my whole life 429 00:41:02,562 --> 00:41:05,552 I didn't know if I even really existed. 430 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,637 But I do. 431 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,556 And people are starting to notice. 432 00:41:16,033 --> 00:41:17,543 They've cut our funding. 433 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,488 We're closing down our offices next week. 434 00:41:21,019 --> 00:41:24,610 The city's cut funding across the board, social services is part of that. 435 00:41:24,968 --> 00:41:26,993 This is the last time we will be meeting. 436 00:41:28,112 --> 00:41:29,121 Okay. 437 00:41:33,437 --> 00:41:35,696 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 438 00:41:37,738 --> 00:41:40,694 And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either. 439 00:41:44,559 --> 00:41:45,568 Oh, fuck. 440 00:41:54,009 --> 00:41:56,300 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 441 00:41:59,616 --> 00:42:01,147 Who do I talk to? 442 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,702 I'm sorry, Arthur. 443 00:42:08,029 --> 00:42:11,718 I think, uh-- I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 444 00:42:12,425 --> 00:42:15,093 You know, like, "can I see myself in this long term?" 445 00:42:15,103 --> 00:42:18,235 Is it safe. Is it reliable? 446 00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:21,005 Could it kill me? 447 00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:24,628 Most guys look at sex like parking a car. We're like "there's a spot". 448 00:42:25,771 --> 00:42:28,283 "There is another spot, that would work." 449 00:42:28,308 --> 00:42:30,948 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 450 00:42:32,544 --> 00:42:35,351 "Handicapped? Hope no one sees us." 451 00:42:38,048 --> 00:42:40,635 Alright that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 452 00:42:44,914 --> 00:42:47,627 One more time, ya' all. 453 00:42:48,693 --> 00:42:52,955 Alright, this next comic describes himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 454 00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:55,582 who from a young age was always told that: 455 00:42:55,607 --> 00:43:00,151 "his purpose in life was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world." 456 00:43:01,085 --> 00:43:02,177 Umm.. okay. 457 00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:05,998 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, ya' all. Arthur Fleck. 458 00:43:30,554 --> 00:43:32,738 Hello, it's good to be here--- 459 00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:45,915 I hate-- 460 00:43:57,036 --> 00:43:59,099 I---I hated 461 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,145 school as a kid. 462 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:19,830 I hated school as a-- as a kid. 463 00:44:22,263 --> 00:44:23,950 But my mother would always say, - 464 00:44:23,975 --> 00:44:28,199 "you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living." 465 00:44:29,153 --> 00:44:32,618 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 466 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:46,234 Here is one. 467 00:44:47,444 --> 00:44:50,799 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 468 00:44:51,073 --> 00:44:53,517 why are the rich people so--- 469 00:45:33,082 --> 00:45:34,900 Do you believe that shit? 470 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:37,385 Fuck 'em! 471 00:45:39,089 --> 00:45:41,928 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 472 00:45:44,022 --> 00:45:48,480 Three less pricks in Gotham city, only a million more to go. 473 00:46:17,884 --> 00:46:19,593 I know what you're gonna be thinking. 474 00:46:19,793 --> 00:46:22,663 And buddy, as always thanks for the laughs. 475 00:46:22,673 --> 00:46:25,426 Sure, will see you again. You will be here, right? I hope. 476 00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:29,652 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, 477 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,642 Grieg Gordon, and animal expert Hugh Little. 478 00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:35,815 Thanks for watching. 479 00:46:35,892 --> 00:46:37,955 Good night. And always remember 480 00:46:38,222 --> 00:46:39,708 "That's Life". 481 00:46:43,981 --> 00:46:45,455 That's life. 482 00:46:50,202 --> 00:46:53,292 Mom, time to wake up. We go to bed. 483 00:46:56,634 --> 00:46:58,532 No, Happy. 484 00:47:01,198 --> 00:47:02,988 I wrote him a new letter. 485 00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:05,004 Come on, dance with me. 486 00:47:05,633 --> 00:47:08,260 For Thomas Wayne. That's important. 487 00:47:16,839 --> 00:47:18,874 You smell like cologne. 488 00:47:19,141 --> 00:47:21,378 Because I just had a big date. 489 00:47:26,067 --> 00:47:28,512 Just don't forget to mail it. 490 00:49:01,394 --> 00:49:04,145 You're gonna kill me! You're gonna give me a hard time! 491 00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:06,959 - I won't give you a--- - No! No! 492 00:49:07,589 --> 00:49:10,522 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 493 00:49:10,602 --> 00:49:11,907 Okay. 494 00:49:12,167 --> 00:49:13,176 Okay. 495 00:49:17,656 --> 00:49:19,251 I'm not angry, mom. 496 00:49:20,066 --> 00:49:21,577 I'm not angry. 497 00:49:22,490 --> 00:49:23,499 Please. 498 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:27,902 Mom, is this real? 499 00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:33,846 He is an extraordinary man, Happy. 500 00:49:34,650 --> 00:49:36,610 He is a very powerful man. 501 00:49:38,628 --> 00:49:39,810 We were in love. 502 00:49:41,621 --> 00:49:45,252 He said it was best if we would not be together because of appearances. 503 00:49:48,384 --> 00:49:51,666 And I couldn’t tell anyone because, 504 00:49:52,639 --> 00:49:53,647 well, 505 00:49:54,210 --> 00:49:56,032 I signed some papers. 506 00:49:56,942 --> 00:50:00,648 And besides, you can imagine what people would say about 507 00:50:00,977 --> 00:50:02,687 Thomas and me and... 508 00:50:04,636 --> 00:50:06,467 what they’d say about you. 509 00:50:10,251 --> 00:50:12,387 What would they say, mom? 510 00:52:45,656 --> 00:52:46,847 Hi. 511 00:52:49,798 --> 00:52:51,548 What's your name? 512 00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:54,061 I'm Bruce. 513 00:52:54,955 --> 00:52:56,350 Bruce. 514 00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,373 I'm Arthur. 515 00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:23,026 That's better. 516 00:53:24,014 --> 00:53:26,605 Bruce! Bruce! 517 00:53:27,328 --> 00:53:30,130 - Get away from that man. - It's okay. I'm a good guy. 518 00:53:30,281 --> 00:53:31,914 What are you doing? Who are you? 519 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,661 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 520 00:53:34,018 --> 00:53:36,394 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 521 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:40,781 - Where did you get him these flowers? - No, they're not real. 522 00:53:42,229 --> 00:53:43,900 It's...magic. 523 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:47,896 - I was just trying to make him smile. - Well, It's not funny, is it? 524 00:53:49,056 --> 00:53:50,470 Do I need to call the police? 525 00:53:50,510 --> 00:53:51,982 No, please. 526 00:53:53,130 --> 00:53:54,892 My mother's name is Penny. 527 00:53:55,078 --> 00:53:56,435 Penny Fleck. 528 00:53:56,808 --> 00:53:58,154 She used to work here years ago. 529 00:53:58,179 --> 00:54:00,101 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 530 00:54:01,485 --> 00:54:02,989 You're her son? 531 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,690 Yeah. 532 00:54:04,730 --> 00:54:06,239 Did you know her? 533 00:54:09,962 --> 00:54:11,870 I know about the two of them. 534 00:54:12,878 --> 00:54:14,549 She told me everything. 535 00:54:17,274 --> 00:54:18,904 There's nothing to know. 536 00:54:20,159 --> 00:54:21,960 There is no "them". 537 00:54:22,788 --> 00:54:24,387 Your mother was delusional. 538 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,855 - She was a sick woman. - Don't 539 00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:29,032 say that. 540 00:54:30,391 --> 00:54:32,201 Just go. 541 00:54:32,979 --> 00:54:35,208 Before you make a fool of yourself. 542 00:54:37,038 --> 00:54:40,030 - Thomas Wayne is my farther. 543 00:54:44,544 --> 00:54:46,131 He left me! 544 00:54:48,479 --> 00:54:49,994 Let go! 545 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,213 Keep your respiration’s around 15. 546 00:55:18,238 --> 00:55:20,613 Slow, there're some stairs coming up. 547 00:55:20,638 --> 00:55:22,461 Mom? 548 00:55:23,858 --> 00:55:25,141 - What happened? - Who are you? 549 00:55:25,151 --> 00:55:26,892 - I'm her son. - Oh, great. 550 00:55:26,917 --> 00:55:28,738 - What happened? - You can probably help us out to decide. 551 00:55:28,763 --> 00:55:31,149 - We don't know what happened yet. - Hop in the back of the ambulance. 552 00:55:31,474 --> 00:55:33,326 Come on. We have one more left. 553 00:55:33,493 --> 00:55:35,770 I'm getting a little resistence here. Come on, give her a lift. 554 00:55:36,725 --> 00:55:37,925 Position her head. 555 00:55:38,008 --> 00:55:39,620 Lift. 556 00:55:46,359 --> 00:55:47,107 Excuse me, sir. 557 00:55:47,601 --> 00:55:49,790 - Does your mother take any medications? - No. 558 00:55:49,815 --> 00:55:51,183 - Excuse me, I can't hear you. - No. 559 00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:53,662 - Sir, what was the last time you spoke to her? - I don't know. 560 00:56:38,897 --> 00:56:39,906 Mr. Fleck. 561 00:56:41,201 --> 00:56:43,183 Sorry to bother you. I'm detective Garrity. 562 00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:45,251 This is my partner detective Burke. 563 00:56:45,838 --> 00:56:48,473 We had a few questions for you, but you weren’t home. 564 00:56:48,668 --> 00:56:51,556 So... we spoke with your mother. 565 00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:54,331 Oh. 566 00:56:55,652 --> 00:56:57,064 What did you say to her? 567 00:56:57,091 --> 00:56:58,764 - Did you do this? - What? 568 00:56:58,789 --> 00:56:59,312 No. 569 00:56:59,322 --> 00:57:01,561 No, no. No, we just asked her some questions. 570 00:57:02,025 --> 00:57:03,448 And she got hysterical.. 571 00:57:03,699 --> 00:57:05,170 hyperventilating, 572 00:57:05,693 --> 00:57:06,854 then collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 573 00:57:06,878 --> 00:57:09,209 Yeah, the doctor said she had a stroke. 574 00:57:09,544 --> 00:57:11,076 We're sorry to hear about that. 575 00:57:12,149 --> 00:57:14,820 But like I said, I still has some questions for you. 576 00:57:15,167 --> 00:57:17,683 They're about the subway killings that happened last week. 577 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,922 - You've heard about them, right? - Yeah. 578 00:57:20,508 --> 00:57:22,551 - It's horrible. - Right. 579 00:57:23,747 --> 00:57:26,906 So with spoke with your boss over at...Ha-Ha's. 580 00:57:27,124 --> 00:57:30,700 He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. 581 00:57:32,184 --> 00:57:33,799 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 582 00:57:34,219 --> 00:57:35,638 It was part of my act. 583 00:57:36,143 --> 00:57:37,680 I'm a party clown. 584 00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:39,850 Alright, so why were you fired? 585 00:57:43,002 --> 00:57:45,269 They said I wasn't funny enough. 586 00:57:45,330 --> 00:57:46,819 Can you imagine that? 587 00:57:47,402 --> 00:57:48,700 If you don't mind, 588 00:57:49,956 --> 00:57:51,794 I have to go and take care of my mother. 589 00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:55,165 Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 590 00:57:56,853 --> 00:57:59,256 This condition of yours, laughing. 591 00:58:00,091 --> 00:58:02,851 Is it real, or some sort of a clown thing? 592 00:58:03,723 --> 00:58:06,225 - "A clown thing?" - Yeah. 593 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:08,892 I mean, part of your act? 594 00:58:11,236 --> 00:58:12,445 What do you think? 595 00:58:18,608 --> 00:58:20,399 It's exit only. 596 00:58:43,736 --> 00:58:45,922 She's gonna be okay. 597 00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:52,350 I'll get a coffee. 598 00:58:52,644 --> 00:58:54,416 - You want one? - Yeah. 599 00:59:08,470 --> 00:59:11,403 So, the other night I told my youngest son, Billy, 600 00:59:11,428 --> 00:59:14,031 you know, the new one, the-- not so bright one, 601 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:17,827 I-- I told him the garbage strike is still going on, Billy,.. 602 00:59:17,852 --> 00:59:19,838 and he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 603 00:59:19,863 --> 00:59:22,098 "So where are we gonna get all our garbage from?". 604 00:59:29,298 --> 00:59:30,307 And finally, 605 00:59:30,645 --> 00:59:33,154 in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, 606 00:59:33,201 --> 00:59:36,635 we got this video tape from Pogo's comedy club right here in Gotham. 607 00:59:36,776 --> 00:59:40,763 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. 608 00:59:41,288 --> 00:59:42,546 Check out this joker. 609 00:59:47,535 --> 00:59:48,325 Oh, no! 610 00:59:48,404 --> 00:59:51,986 I hated school as a kid. 611 00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:55,167 But my mother would always say, 612 00:59:56,066 --> 00:59:59,922 "You know, you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living." 613 01:00:00,641 --> 01:00:04,512 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 614 01:00:10,205 --> 01:00:13,915 You should have listened to your mother. 615 01:00:14,593 --> 01:00:16,353 And one more. One more, Bobby. 616 01:00:17,123 --> 01:00:19,111 Uh...let's see one more. I love this guy. 617 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:21,780 It's funny. 618 01:00:22,174 --> 01:00:23,794 When I was a little boy 619 01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:26,927 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 620 01:00:27,315 --> 01:00:29,067 everyone laughed at me. 621 01:00:29,504 --> 01:00:31,462 Well, no one's laughing now. 622 01:00:35,854 --> 01:00:37,452 You can say that again, pal. 623 01:00:43,533 --> 01:00:44,483 Alright, 624 01:00:44,508 --> 01:00:46,516 - We've got a great show for you tonight. - Sure. 625 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:49,683 --here actress Joan Mulligan, 626 01:00:49,761 --> 01:00:53,624 and new music from Melruban and the stiff. 627 01:00:59,234 --> 01:01:01,848 As tensions mount around the metro area 628 01:01:02,064 --> 01:01:05,453 mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 629 01:01:05,644 --> 01:01:07,646 City services has been affected 630 01:01:07,671 --> 01:01:12,353 and some businesses have decided to remain closed amid the unrest. 631 01:01:12,379 --> 01:01:15,145 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 632 01:01:15,205 --> 01:01:18,054 The anger and resentment that's been building in the city for weeks 633 01:01:18,079 --> 01:01:19,887 seem close to exploding. 634 01:01:19,912 --> 01:01:23,169 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, took the streets today 635 01:01:23,257 --> 01:01:26,712 in one of the several demonstrations taking on the city's elite, 636 01:01:26,774 --> 01:01:30,658 including a massive rally outside the Wayne home. 637 01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:33,715 What's the point of all this? 638 01:01:33,808 --> 01:01:35,776 Fuck the rich! Fuck Mr. Wayne. 639 01:01:35,801 --> 01:01:37,319 That's what this all fucking thing was about. 640 01:01:37,507 --> 01:01:39,501 Fuck all this system! 641 01:01:39,603 --> 01:01:43,533 Wayne, who recently announced his running for mayor will be attending the benefit. 642 01:01:43,816 --> 01:01:46,873 You might remember, it was Thomas Wayne who first referred to 643 01:01:46,899 --> 01:01:49,924 many of Gotam's residents as "clowns". 644 01:01:50,205 --> 01:01:52,974 Today, he offered little in way of an apology. 645 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,253 Well, what I will say is, there's something wrong with those people. 646 01:01:56,278 --> 01:01:58,692 And I'm here to help them. I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 647 01:01:58,717 --> 01:02:01,211 help make they're lives better. That's why I'm running. 648 01:02:01,221 --> 01:02:04,284 They may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 649 01:02:19,889 --> 01:02:22,249 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 650 01:02:22,274 --> 01:02:25,713 - Down with Wayne! - Down with Wayne! 651 01:02:58,543 --> 01:03:00,160 - Down with Wayne! - Down with Wayne! 652 01:05:06,633 --> 01:05:08,324 Can I help you, pal? 653 01:05:10,055 --> 01:05:11,684 I don't know what to say. 654 01:05:15,233 --> 01:05:16,761 Do you want an autograph or something? 655 01:05:17,633 --> 01:05:19,182 No. 656 01:05:24,686 --> 01:05:26,354 My name is Arthur. 657 01:05:27,823 --> 01:05:29,614 Penny Fleck is my mother. 658 01:05:30,825 --> 01:05:32,035 Jesus. 659 01:05:32,876 --> 01:05:34,556 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday? 660 01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:37,423 Yes. 661 01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:39,647 I'm sorry I just showed up. 662 01:05:39,816 --> 01:05:41,574 Well, my mother told me everything. 663 01:05:41,701 --> 01:05:43,289 And I had to talk to you, 664 01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:45,176 - you know? - Look, pal, I'm not your father. 665 01:05:45,290 --> 01:05:47,196 I mean, what's wrong with you? 666 01:05:49,074 --> 01:05:50,424 Look at us. 667 01:05:52,147 --> 01:05:55,395 - I think you are. - Well, that's impossible. 668 01:05:55,775 --> 01:05:58,134 Because you were adopted and I never slept with your mother. 669 01:05:58,159 --> 01:05:59,812 What do you want from me, money? 670 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:00,922 No. I don't want. 671 01:06:00,954 --> 01:06:03,683 - I wasn't adopted. - Jesus. She never told you? 672 01:06:04,535 --> 01:06:06,159 Told me what? 673 01:06:07,185 --> 01:06:09,203 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 674 01:06:09,227 --> 01:06:11,539 That's not true. Why are you saying that? 675 01:06:11,549 --> 01:06:14,143 Because she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital 676 01:06:14,167 --> 01:06:15,617 ..when you were just a little boy. 677 01:06:15,676 --> 01:06:17,035 Why are you saying this? 678 01:06:17,193 --> 01:06:20,442 I don't need you to tell me lies. I know it seems strange. 679 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:22,020 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 680 01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:23,981 I don't why everyone is so rude, 681 01:06:24,005 --> 01:06:26,714 and I don't why you are, I don't want anything from you. 682 01:06:26,739 --> 01:06:29,240 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug dad! 683 01:06:29,265 --> 01:06:31,138 How much as a little bit of fucking decency? 684 01:06:31,163 --> 01:06:32,626 What is it with you people?! 685 01:06:32,795 --> 01:06:34,832 Did you see the way suffer my mother? 686 01:06:34,985 --> 01:06:37,124 - She's crazy. - She's-- huh-huh! 687 01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:48,239 - You think this is funny? - Yeah---huh-huh! 688 01:06:48,752 --> 01:06:50,661 Dad, it's me! 689 01:06:50,857 --> 01:06:51,912 Come on---huh--huh! 690 01:06:54,589 --> 01:06:57,054 You touch my son again, I'll fucking kill you! 691 01:07:18,055 --> 01:07:20,854 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is detective Garrity. 692 01:07:20,879 --> 01:07:23,176 We met the other night at the Gotham General. 693 01:07:23,341 --> 01:07:25,772 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 694 01:07:25,797 --> 01:07:28,826 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't at home. 695 01:07:28,851 --> 01:07:31,080 Please, give me a call when you've heard this message. 696 01:07:31,105 --> 01:07:32,987 Again, this is detective Garrity. 697 01:07:33,012 --> 01:07:37,038 My number is 212---99. 698 01:08:19,318 --> 01:08:21,511 Uh, this message is for Arthur Fleck. 699 01:08:21,536 --> 01:08:25,375 My name is Shirley Woods, I work on the Murray Franklin show. 700 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:26,774 I don't know if you're aware, 701 01:08:26,799 --> 01:08:29,715 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up on the show recently 702 01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:32,788 and we've gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 703 01:08:32,898 --> 01:08:35,370 And Mr. Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're--- 704 01:08:39,617 --> 01:08:40,626 Who is this? 705 01:08:41,176 --> 01:08:43,084 Oh. Hi, this is Shirley Woods. 706 01:08:43,109 --> 01:08:45,828 I'm the show-booker from Live With Murray Franklin. 707 01:08:45,853 --> 01:08:47,567 Is this Arthur? 708 01:08:48,954 --> 01:08:49,963 Yes. 709 01:08:50,081 --> 01:08:52,006 Hi, Arthur. Well, and as I was saying, 710 01:08:52,031 --> 01:08:55,738 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip, amazing responses. 711 01:08:56,158 --> 01:08:58,241 And, Murray asked if I would reach out to you 712 01:08:58,266 --> 01:09:00,167 to see if you would come on as his guest. 713 01:09:05,463 --> 01:09:08,137 Murray wants me to come on the Murray Franklin show? 714 01:09:08,718 --> 01:09:10,262 Yeah. Isn't that great? 715 01:09:10,287 --> 01:09:12,929 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act. 716 01:09:14,212 --> 01:09:15,807 Does that sound good to you? 717 01:09:20,616 --> 01:09:22,119 Yeah, that's sounds great. 718 01:09:22,954 --> 01:09:24,785 Can we set up a date right now? 719 01:09:24,884 --> 01:09:26,593 Are you available next Thursday? 720 01:10:20,062 --> 01:10:21,070 Hey. 721 01:10:21,703 --> 01:10:23,057 Wooh. Man. 722 01:10:23,091 --> 01:10:24,579 Sorry about that, my man. 723 01:10:24,811 --> 01:10:27,222 All our records that are 10 years or older are stored in the basement 724 01:10:27,247 --> 01:10:30,340 and you're talking about something' 30 years ago, so. 725 01:10:31,468 --> 01:10:33,557 Can I ask you a question? 726 01:10:33,718 --> 01:10:34,727 Sure. 727 01:10:35,462 --> 01:10:38,841 How does someone wind up in here? 728 01:10:40,343 --> 01:10:41,511 Have they all--- 729 01:10:41,837 --> 01:10:43,817 all the people committed crimes? 730 01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:47,097 Oh, yeah. Some have. 731 01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:51,262 Some are just crazy and pose a danger to themselves or others. 732 01:10:51,850 --> 01:10:53,416 Some just got nowhere else to go. 733 01:10:53,899 --> 01:10:55,512 Don't know what to do, you know? 734 01:10:55,681 --> 01:10:58,675 - Yeah, I hear you, brother. 735 01:10:59,659 --> 01:11:01,982 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 736 01:11:03,924 --> 01:11:06,802 Last time I ended up taking it out on some people. 737 01:11:08,069 --> 01:11:11,212 I thought it was gonna bother me but, it really hasn't. 738 01:11:13,128 --> 01:11:14,137 What's that? 739 01:11:15,167 --> 01:11:16,543 I fucked up. 740 01:11:17,184 --> 01:11:19,784 I've done some bad shit. 741 01:11:20,493 --> 01:11:21,502 Um... 742 01:11:21,948 --> 01:11:23,774 You know what I'm talking about. 743 01:11:23,834 --> 01:11:26,125 It’s so hard just to try and be 744 01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:29,603 happy all the time. 745 01:11:30,984 --> 01:11:33,192 Hey, um, listen, man... 746 01:11:33,767 --> 01:11:35,458 I'm just an administrative assistant. 747 01:11:35,483 --> 01:11:38,232 Like a clerk, you know. All I do is file paperwork, 748 01:11:39,548 --> 01:11:41,075 I don't know what to tell you, 749 01:11:41,501 --> 01:11:42,831 but you should see somebody. 750 01:11:44,198 --> 01:11:45,637 They have programs, 751 01:11:45,794 --> 01:11:47,230 city services, stuff like that. 752 01:11:48,312 --> 01:11:49,521 Oh, yeah. 753 01:11:49,728 --> 01:11:51,417 They cut all those. 754 01:11:56,303 --> 01:11:57,884 All right. Here it is. 755 01:11:57,969 --> 01:12:00,934 Fleck. Penny Fleck. I see. 756 01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:04,909 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner... 757 01:12:06,233 --> 01:12:07,843 Oh, the patient suffers from 758 01:12:08,627 --> 01:12:10,392 delusional psychosis 759 01:12:10,448 --> 01:12:13,819 and narcissistic personality disorder...hm. 760 01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:16,692 Was found guilty of endangering the welfare 761 01:12:16,717 --> 01:12:19,639 of her own child-- 762 01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:28,761 What? 763 01:12:32,062 --> 01:12:33,643 You said she's your mother? 764 01:12:39,826 --> 01:12:43,424 I'm sorry,man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know, 765 01:12:43,449 --> 01:12:46,936 without the proper forms. I--I could get in trouble. 766 01:12:48,126 --> 01:12:51,079 Look, if you wanna bring your mom in here to sign, that would be much easier, 767 01:12:51,104 --> 01:12:53,692 but, I can't-- I can't let this go without a signature, okay? 768 01:12:54,349 --> 01:12:55,835 I'm sorry. 769 01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:00,602 No, man! 770 01:13:02,223 --> 01:13:04,404 Come on, man! Give it to me! 771 01:13:05,170 --> 01:13:07,061 Hey! Hey! 772 01:14:06,605 --> 01:14:08,760 We went over this, Penny. 773 01:14:08,904 --> 01:14:10,320 You adopted him. 774 01:14:10,484 --> 01:14:12,320 We have all the paperwork right here. 775 01:14:12,780 --> 01:14:14,193 That's not true. 776 01:14:15,419 --> 01:14:17,707 Thomas had them all made up, 777 01:14:17,911 --> 01:14:19,955 so it stayed our secret. 778 01:14:22,132 --> 01:14:24,001 You also stood by 779 01:14:25,149 --> 01:14:27,730 as one of your boyfriends repeatedly abused 780 01:14:28,518 --> 01:14:30,256 your adopted son 781 01:14:31,516 --> 01:14:32,945 and battered you. 782 01:14:51,891 --> 01:14:53,274 Penny, 783 01:14:54,167 --> 01:14:57,169 your son was found tied to a radiator 784 01:14:58,101 --> 01:14:59,727 in your filthy apartment, 785 01:15:00,469 --> 01:15:03,094 malnourished, with multiple bruises across his body 786 01:15:03,119 --> 01:15:05,213 and severe trauma to his head. 787 01:15:06,832 --> 01:15:08,905 I never heard him crying. 788 01:15:09,857 --> 01:15:12,873 He's always been such a happy little boy. 789 01:17:14,024 --> 01:17:16,164 Shh...it's time for bed. 790 01:17:19,567 --> 01:17:20,957 Oh, my god! 791 01:17:21,514 --> 01:17:22,935 What are you doing in here? 792 01:17:25,567 --> 01:17:27,229 You're in the wrong apartment. 793 01:17:33,954 --> 01:17:35,458 Your name is Arthur, right? 794 01:17:36,212 --> 01:17:37,676 You live down the hall. 795 01:17:40,617 --> 01:17:42,427 I really need you to leave. 796 01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:48,866 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 797 01:17:53,968 --> 01:17:55,835 Please. 798 01:17:58,396 --> 01:18:00,228 I've had a bad day. 799 01:18:03,098 --> 01:18:05,301 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 800 01:19:53,968 --> 01:19:55,300 Hi, Penny. 801 01:19:57,632 --> 01:19:59,344 Penny Fleck. 802 01:20:07,047 --> 01:20:08,862 I always hated that name. 803 01:20:12,298 --> 01:20:13,903 You know, you used to tell me 804 01:20:16,318 --> 01:20:17,686 that my laugh 805 01:20:17,796 --> 01:20:19,193 was a condition, 806 01:20:20,464 --> 01:20:22,503 that there are something wrong with me. 807 01:20:25,526 --> 01:20:26,980 There isn't. 808 01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:30,767 That’s the real me. 809 01:20:31,533 --> 01:20:33,431 Ha--appy 810 01:20:35,218 --> 01:20:36,227 "Happy". 811 01:20:36,845 --> 01:20:38,292 Funny. 812 01:20:40,983 --> 01:20:42,530 I haven't been happy 813 01:20:43,443 --> 01:20:45,993 for one minute of my entire fucking life. 814 01:20:52,733 --> 01:20:54,503 You know what's funny? 815 01:20:56,972 --> 01:20:58,861 You know what really makes me laugh? 816 01:21:00,914 --> 01:21:03,690 I used to think that my life was a tragedy, 817 01:21:04,964 --> 01:21:06,946 but now I realize 818 01:21:06,956 --> 01:21:08,603 that's a fucking comedy. 819 01:22:20,642 --> 01:22:22,136 A very fine actor. 820 01:22:22,161 --> 01:22:24,770 He's got a new movie called 'American Playboy', 821 01:22:24,943 --> 01:22:28,319 opening this week across the country. Will you please welcome 822 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:31,044 a good friend of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 823 01:22:50,679 --> 01:22:52,728 Good to see you, Ethan. You looking great. 824 01:22:52,753 --> 01:22:54,277 Thank you very much. You look good yourself. 825 01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:55,311 Ah, can't complain. 826 01:22:55,890 --> 01:22:58,124 Hi, Murray, Thank so much for having--- 827 01:22:59,556 --> 01:23:00,564 Hey, Murray. 828 01:23:00,775 --> 01:23:02,722 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 829 01:23:03,355 --> 01:23:05,164 It's been a lifetime dream of mine. 830 01:23:07,527 --> 01:23:08,856 I'm nervous right now. 831 01:23:10,618 --> 01:23:12,028 - What? - I am. 832 01:23:12,622 --> 01:23:14,266 Hey, Murray. I've been a --- 833 01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:15,703 That's--- 834 01:23:28,235 --> 01:23:29,896 I'm sorry, what's that? 835 01:23:30,719 --> 01:23:32,692 Oh, that's really funny, Murray. 836 01:23:33,902 --> 01:23:35,889 You know, I'm also a comedian. 837 01:23:36,162 --> 01:23:37,752 Would you like to hear a joke? 838 01:23:38,571 --> 01:23:40,601 Yeah? All of you? 839 01:23:41,738 --> 01:23:43,121 Okay. 840 01:23:45,428 --> 01:23:47,718 Knock. Knock- knock. 841 01:24:01,271 --> 01:24:02,677 Knock- knock. 842 01:24:24,223 --> 01:24:27,306 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 843 01:24:27,331 --> 01:24:30,056 ♪ that's what ♪ ♪ all the people say ♪ 844 01:24:31,590 --> 01:24:34,338 ♪ You're riding high in April ♪ 845 01:24:34,783 --> 01:24:37,063 ♪ Shot down in May ♪ 846 01:24:37,270 --> 01:24:41,587 ♪ But I know I'm gonna ♪ ♪ change that tune ♪ 847 01:24:43,415 --> 01:24:48,052 ♪ When I'm back on top, ♪ ♪ back on top in June ♪ 848 01:24:48,744 --> 01:24:53,256 ♪ - I said, that's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 849 01:24:53,294 --> 01:24:55,907 ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ 850 01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:59,589 ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ 851 01:25:00,117 --> 01:25:02,223 ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ 852 01:25:03,263 --> 01:25:06,748 ♪ But I don't let it, ♪ ♪ let it get me down ♪ 853 01:25:08,713 --> 01:25:13,265 ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪ ♪ it keeps spinnin' around ♪ 854 01:25:14,177 --> 01:25:17,490 ♪ I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate ♪ 855 01:25:17,611 --> 01:25:20,875 ♪ A poet, a pawn and a king ♪ 856 01:25:21,186 --> 01:25:24,872 ♪ I've been up and down ♪ ♪ and over and out ♪ 857 01:25:25,061 --> 01:25:27,336 ♪ And I know one thing ♪ 858 01:25:27,361 --> 01:25:30,994 ♪ Each time I find myself ♪ 859 01:25:31,454 --> 01:25:33,390 ♪ flat on my face ♪ 860 01:25:33,694 --> 01:25:39,957 ♪ I pick myself up and get back in the race ♪ 861 01:25:39,991 --> 01:25:42,744 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 862 01:25:42,769 --> 01:25:45,122 ♪ I tell ya, I can't deny it ♪ 863 01:25:47,484 --> 01:25:49,543 ♪ I thought of quitting, baby ♪ 864 01:25:50,396 --> 01:25:52,673 ♪ But my heart just ain't gonna buy it ♪ 865 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:57,506 ♪ And if I didn't think ♪ ♪ it was worth one single try ♪ 866 01:26:00,384 --> 01:26:01,696 Coming! 867 01:26:01,788 --> 01:26:05,041 ♪ I'd jump right on ♪ ♪ a big bird and then I'd fly ♪ 868 01:26:12,425 --> 01:26:13,738 Hey, Arthur. 869 01:26:14,097 --> 01:26:15,348 How's it going? 870 01:26:15,921 --> 01:26:17,137 Oh, hi, guys. 871 01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:19,062 Come on in. 872 01:26:19,781 --> 01:26:21,356 Did you, uh, get a new gig? 873 01:26:21,434 --> 01:26:22,443 No. 874 01:26:23,090 --> 01:26:25,734 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 875 01:26:26,096 --> 01:26:27,949 I hear It's gonna be nuts. 876 01:26:28,050 --> 01:26:29,527 Is it today? 877 01:26:30,419 --> 01:26:31,436 Yeah. 878 01:26:32,309 --> 01:26:33,844 What's with the make-up, then? 879 01:26:35,119 --> 01:26:36,670 My mom died. 880 01:26:36,697 --> 01:26:37,997 I'm celebrating. 881 01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:41,940 Right. Uh.. we heard. That's-- That's why we came by. Figured... 882 01:26:42,214 --> 01:26:44,203 uh, you could use some cheering up. 883 01:26:44,213 --> 01:26:45,561 Oh, that's sweet. 884 01:26:45,879 --> 01:26:47,562 But, no. 885 01:26:47,731 --> 01:26:49,091 I feel good. 886 01:26:49,448 --> 01:26:51,100 I stopped taking my medication. 887 01:26:51,458 --> 01:26:52,977 I feel lot better now. 888 01:26:54,939 --> 01:26:56,304 Oh, okay. 889 01:26:56,471 --> 01:26:57,661 Well, good for you. 890 01:27:00,701 --> 01:27:03,733 So, hey, listen. Uh, I don't know if you're heard, but.. 891 01:27:03,824 --> 01:27:06,472 the cops had been calling around the shop 892 01:27:06,699 --> 01:27:08,777 talking all the guys about 893 01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:11,462 those subway murders. 894 01:27:11,487 --> 01:27:13,079 They didn't talk to me. 895 01:27:14,161 --> 01:27:16,778 That's because the suspect was a regular sized person. 896 01:27:17,298 --> 01:27:19,452 If it was a fucking midget you'd be in jail right now. 897 01:27:25,348 --> 01:27:26,945 Anyway, um... 898 01:27:27,233 --> 01:27:28,927 Hoyt said that, um... 899 01:27:29,084 --> 01:27:30,794 they talked to you and 900 01:27:30,978 --> 01:27:32,335 now they're looking for me--- 901 01:27:32,441 --> 01:27:33,917 I just want to know what you said. 902 01:27:33,976 --> 01:27:35,672 Make sure our stories line up, 903 01:27:35,744 --> 01:27:37,290 - seeing as, um-- - Yeah. 904 01:27:37,315 --> 01:27:38,825 - you're my boy and, uh - Yeah, 905 01:27:38,850 --> 01:27:40,379 - it makes lot of sense, - you know what I mean? 906 01:27:40,404 --> 01:27:42,019 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 907 01:27:42,044 --> 01:27:43,692 - I just wanna-- - Oh ,fuck! 908 01:27:48,901 --> 01:27:50,102 Oh, god! 909 01:27:50,675 --> 01:27:51,720 No! 910 01:27:53,249 --> 01:27:54,630 What? 911 01:27:55,703 --> 01:27:56,976 No! 912 01:28:04,524 --> 01:28:06,395 Why would you do that? 913 01:28:26,828 --> 01:28:28,602 Do you watch Murray Franklin show? 914 01:28:29,111 --> 01:28:30,120 Yeah. 915 01:28:31,771 --> 01:28:33,045 I'll be on it tonight. 916 01:28:37,855 --> 01:28:39,507 It's fucking crazy 'innit? 917 01:28:39,755 --> 01:28:41,108 Me on a telly. 918 01:28:43,427 --> 01:28:45,052 What the fuck, Arthur? 919 01:28:45,569 --> 01:28:46,578 What? 920 01:28:46,829 --> 01:28:47,838 What? 921 01:28:53,903 --> 01:28:55,294 It's okay, Garry. 922 01:28:55,553 --> 01:28:56,995 You can go. 923 01:28:59,143 --> 01:29:00,547 I'm not gonna hurt you. 924 01:29:05,461 --> 01:29:07,658 Don't look. Just go. 925 01:29:19,430 --> 01:29:20,981 Oh, fuck. 926 01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:28,179 - H- Hey Arthur? - Yeah? 927 01:29:29,592 --> 01:29:31,866 Arthur, can you get.....the lock? 928 01:29:31,891 --> 01:29:33,477 Oh! 929 01:29:34,921 --> 01:29:35,930 Shit. 930 01:29:36,432 --> 01:29:37,885 It's alright, Garry. 931 01:29:48,716 --> 01:29:50,168 - Garry? - Yeah? 932 01:29:53,181 --> 01:29:55,251 You’re the only one that’s ever been nice to me. 933 01:29:57,850 --> 01:29:59,743 Get out of here. 934 01:31:27,276 --> 01:31:29,888 Hey, Arthur! We need to talk! 935 01:31:31,561 --> 01:31:33,914 Hey, stop, Arthur! 936 01:31:38,857 --> 01:31:39,869 Arthur! 937 01:31:42,352 --> 01:31:44,094 - You fucking--- - Hey, out of the way! 938 01:31:47,052 --> 01:31:48,305 Move! 939 01:31:50,297 --> 01:31:51,863 Arthur! 940 01:31:55,619 --> 01:31:57,163 - Hey! - Hey! 941 01:32:03,428 --> 01:32:04,894 Arthur, stop! 942 01:32:09,815 --> 01:32:11,093 Go! Go! 943 01:32:17,852 --> 01:32:19,918 Stand clear of the closing doors. 944 01:32:26,910 --> 01:32:27,977 Hold that train! 945 01:32:29,185 --> 01:32:30,252 Hold that train! 946 01:32:30,735 --> 01:32:31,735 Hold it! 947 01:32:31,753 --> 01:32:33,077 Open the fucking door! 948 01:32:33,750 --> 01:32:35,223 Get out! Get out! 949 01:32:36,077 --> 01:32:37,907 Next stop,-- 950 01:32:51,536 --> 01:32:54,238 - Hey, asshole! - Better watch it! 951 01:32:55,081 --> 01:32:56,958 Stand down! Now! 952 01:33:05,427 --> 01:33:07,514 Police! Stand down! 953 01:33:08,146 --> 01:33:09,973 Stand down! 954 01:33:13,629 --> 01:33:15,248 - Hey, what the fuck? - Oh! 955 01:33:25,821 --> 01:33:28,594 Stop fighting! Police! Police! 956 01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:34,142 Get down! Get the fuck down! 957 01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:38,218 Police, get down! Get the fuck down! 958 01:33:49,924 --> 01:33:51,342 What the--? 959 01:33:54,047 --> 01:33:55,283 Arthur! 960 01:33:56,092 --> 01:33:57,499 Hey! 961 01:33:58,451 --> 01:34:00,090 God, no! 962 01:34:49,658 --> 01:34:53,263 Two officer on the train were violently confronted by the crowd tonight 963 01:34:53,302 --> 01:34:56,408 and they're in serious but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. 964 01:34:56,959 --> 01:34:59,567 We're going live now to co-anchor Courtney Weathers 965 01:34:59,592 --> 01:35:01,682 who's standing by outside the Bedford park station 966 01:35:01,707 --> 01:35:03,601 near where the shooting took place. 967 01:35:03,826 --> 01:35:05,649 Courtney, what's the scene there? 968 01:35:10,969 --> 01:35:12,474 - Murray! - Hey, hey, hey! 969 01:35:12,500 --> 01:35:14,852 - It's "Mr. Franklin!". - Oh, come on, Gene. 970 01:35:14,877 --> 01:35:16,275 That's all bullshit. 971 01:35:17,241 --> 01:35:18,821 Thank you, Murray. 972 01:35:19,494 --> 01:35:21,048 I feel like I know you. 973 01:35:21,738 --> 01:35:23,410 I've been watching you forever. 974 01:35:23,935 --> 01:35:24,944 Thank you. 975 01:35:25,140 --> 01:35:26,469 What's with the face? 976 01:35:26,562 --> 01:35:28,094 That mean that you we're part of the protest? 977 01:35:28,119 --> 01:35:29,707 No. No. 978 01:35:29,777 --> 01:35:31,766 No, I don't believe in any of that. 979 01:35:32,192 --> 01:35:33,693 I don't believe in anything. 980 01:35:34,430 --> 01:35:35,920 I just thought it would be good for my act. 981 01:35:35,974 --> 01:35:38,305 For your act? Didn't you hear what happened on the subway? 982 01:35:38,330 --> 01:35:40,623 - Some clown got killed. - He's aware of that, yeah. 983 01:35:40,725 --> 01:35:42,328 No, I haven't heard. 984 01:35:42,543 --> 01:35:44,111 - Yeah? - You see ,this is what I’m telling you. 985 01:35:44,136 --> 01:35:46,222 the audience is gonna go crazy if you put this guy on. 986 01:35:46,247 --> 01:35:48,475 Maybe-- maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 987 01:35:48,500 --> 01:35:50,574 Gene, It's gonna work. It's gonna work. 988 01:35:51,630 --> 01:35:53,426 We're gonna go with it. 989 01:35:54,038 --> 01:35:55,047 Thank you, Murray. 990 01:35:55,169 --> 01:35:56,326 Couple of rules though: 991 01:35:56,490 --> 01:35:58,373 No cursing, no off-color material, 992 01:35:58,398 --> 01:36:01,369 - we do a clean show, okay? 993 01:36:01,956 --> 01:36:03,458 You go on right after Dr. Sally. 994 01:36:03,586 --> 01:36:05,549 - I love Dr. Sally. - Good! Good, good. 995 01:36:05,574 --> 01:36:07,432 - Well, someone will come and get you, okay? - Okay. 996 01:36:08,071 --> 01:36:09,111 Perfect. 997 01:36:09,212 --> 01:36:10,367 - Good luck. - Thanks, Murray. 998 01:36:10,391 --> 01:36:11,404 Okay. 999 01:36:11,605 --> 01:36:14,038 Hey, Murray... one small thing. 1000 01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:16,423 - Yeah? - When you bring me out 1001 01:36:16,911 --> 01:36:18,714 can you introduce me as "Joker"? 1002 01:36:19,155 --> 01:36:20,835 What's wrong with your real name? 1003 01:36:21,275 --> 01:36:23,445 That's what you called me on the show. 1004 01:36:23,676 --> 01:36:25,144 A Joker. 1005 01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:26,209 Do you remember? 1006 01:36:26,445 --> 01:36:28,157 - Did I? - Yeah, I don't know. 1007 01:36:28,333 --> 01:36:30,793 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, joker it is. 1008 01:36:30,874 --> 01:36:33,016 - It's good. - Thanks, Murray. 1009 01:36:54,846 --> 01:36:57,821 I would try it, you know, but I'm not sure my wife would let me do it. 1010 01:37:00,143 --> 01:37:01,911 Maybe my next wife. 1011 01:37:05,090 --> 01:37:07,043 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1012 01:37:07,068 --> 01:37:09,183 I'm pretty sure this guy can use a doctor. 1013 01:37:09,807 --> 01:37:11,957 Oh, does he have a sexual problem? 1014 01:37:11,982 --> 01:37:14,254 He looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1015 01:37:15,530 --> 01:37:18,183 Alright, Let's show that clip one last time. 1016 01:37:24,813 --> 01:37:28,676 I hated school as a kid. 1017 01:37:29,208 --> 01:37:31,571 But my mother would always say, 1018 01:37:32,468 --> 01:37:33,954 "You should enjoy it. 1019 01:37:34,104 --> 01:37:37,102 One day you'll have to work for a living." 1020 01:37:37,127 --> 01:37:40,631 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 1021 01:37:46,356 --> 01:37:47,357 Okay, 1022 01:37:50,008 --> 01:37:53,265 you may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1023 01:37:53,290 --> 01:37:55,770 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1024 01:37:55,795 --> 01:37:59,394 that we're all heartbroken about what's going on in the city tonight. 1025 01:37:59,551 --> 01:38:02,194 But, this is how he wanted to come out. 1026 01:38:02,220 --> 01:38:05,457 And, honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1027 01:38:05,482 --> 01:38:07,790 So, please welcome "Joker". 1028 01:38:49,988 --> 01:38:52,167 Are you alright, doctor? 1029 01:38:54,844 --> 01:38:56,852 Well, that was... quite an interest. 1030 01:39:05,317 --> 01:39:06,470 You okay? 1031 01:39:08,505 --> 01:39:09,960 Oh, yeah. 1032 01:39:10,186 --> 01:39:12,822 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1033 01:39:14,845 --> 01:39:16,576 Well, that makes one of us. 1034 01:39:23,513 --> 01:39:25,666 So, can you tell us about this look? 1035 01:39:26,062 --> 01:39:27,632 When we spoke earlier, you mentioned 1036 01:39:27,657 --> 01:39:30,167 that this look is not a political statement, is that right? 1037 01:39:30,496 --> 01:39:32,207 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1038 01:39:32,545 --> 01:39:34,537 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1039 01:39:35,196 --> 01:39:36,808 And how's that goin' for ya? 1040 01:39:43,914 --> 01:39:46,544 It's alright. It's alright. So, I know you're a comedian. 1041 01:39:46,956 --> 01:39:48,868 Have you been working on any new material? 1042 01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:50,175 You want to tell us a joke? 1043 01:39:55,464 --> 01:39:56,656 Yeah? 1044 01:39:58,741 --> 01:39:59,977 Okay. 1045 01:40:05,747 --> 01:40:07,491 He's got a book. 1046 01:40:08,275 --> 01:40:09,989 A book of jokes. 1047 01:40:19,413 --> 01:40:21,132 Take your time. We go all night. 1048 01:40:26,828 --> 01:40:29,228 Okay. Okay. Here's one. 1049 01:40:33,180 --> 01:40:34,818 Knock-knock. 1050 01:40:36,043 --> 01:40:37,632 And you had to look that up? 1051 01:40:43,899 --> 01:40:45,321 I wanted to get it right. 1052 01:40:47,544 --> 01:40:49,005 Knock-knock. 1053 01:40:49,295 --> 01:40:50,928 Who's there? 1054 01:40:52,165 --> 01:40:53,706 It's the Police, ma'am. 1055 01:40:53,721 --> 01:40:55,660 Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. 1056 01:40:55,747 --> 01:40:57,178 He's dead. 1057 01:40:59,684 --> 01:41:01,497 Oh, no, no, no! 1058 01:41:01,522 --> 01:41:03,561 No, you cannot joke about that. 1059 01:41:03,586 --> 01:41:05,640 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1060 01:41:05,665 --> 01:41:07,979 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1061 01:41:08,632 --> 01:41:10,821 Okay, I'm s-- Yeah, I'm sorry. 1062 01:41:11,118 --> 01:41:12,534 It's just, you know, 1063 01:41:13,081 --> 01:41:16,123 it's been a rough few weeks, Murray, 1064 01:41:17,007 --> 01:41:18,574 ever since I 1065 01:41:21,442 --> 01:41:23,724 killed those three wall-street guys. 1066 01:41:30,162 --> 01:41:31,927 Okay. I'm waiting for the punchline. 1067 01:41:33,579 --> 01:41:35,140 There is no punchline. 1068 01:41:36,663 --> 01:41:38,519 It's not a joke. 1069 01:41:43,999 --> 01:41:45,171 You're serious, aren't you? 1070 01:41:45,203 --> 01:41:47,565 You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway? 1071 01:41:47,627 --> 01:41:50,463 - M-hm. - And why should we believe you? 1072 01:41:50,739 --> 01:41:52,391 I've got nothing left to lose. 1073 01:41:54,696 --> 01:41:56,334 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1074 01:41:59,842 --> 01:42:02,579 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1075 01:42:05,977 --> 01:42:09,428 Let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny? 1076 01:42:10,161 --> 01:42:11,467 I do. 1077 01:42:11,827 --> 01:42:14,113 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1078 01:42:14,633 --> 01:42:16,694 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1079 01:42:16,995 --> 01:42:18,374 Isn't that what they say? 1080 01:42:18,832 --> 01:42:20,299 All of you, 1081 01:42:20,639 --> 01:42:23,103 the system that knows so much, 1082 01:42:23,541 --> 01:42:26,508 you decide what's right or wrong 1083 01:42:26,533 --> 01:42:30,557 the same way that you decide what's funny... 1084 01:42:30,779 --> 01:42:32,195 or not. 1085 01:42:32,552 --> 01:42:33,957 Get him off! 1086 01:42:34,139 --> 01:42:35,588 Well, okay, I--I think 1087 01:42:35,875 --> 01:42:37,972 I might understand that you 1088 01:42:38,368 --> 01:42:39,893 did this to start a movement, 1089 01:42:39,970 --> 01:42:42,030 to become a symbol. 1090 01:42:42,528 --> 01:42:44,181 Come on, Murray, 1091 01:42:44,224 --> 01:42:46,590 do I look like the kind of a clown that could start a movement? 1092 01:42:47,306 --> 01:42:49,593 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1093 01:42:50,474 --> 01:42:52,967 Everybody's awful these days. 1094 01:42:53,085 --> 01:42:55,004 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1095 01:42:55,177 --> 01:42:57,869 Okay. So that's it, you're crazy. That's your defense 1096 01:42:57,894 --> 01:42:59,462 for killing three young men? 1097 01:43:00,096 --> 01:43:01,105 Nah. 1098 01:43:01,777 --> 01:43:05,046 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1099 01:43:06,894 --> 01:43:10,050 Oh! Why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1100 01:43:10,883 --> 01:43:14,379 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me. 1101 01:43:14,426 --> 01:43:17,535 I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! but these guys, 1102 01:43:17,566 --> 01:43:20,729 what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV? 1103 01:43:20,771 --> 01:43:23,599 Well, you have a problem with Thomas Wayne,too? 1104 01:43:23,609 --> 01:43:25,228 Yes, I do. 1105 01:43:25,978 --> 01:43:29,106 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1106 01:43:29,434 --> 01:43:31,726 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1107 01:43:32,868 --> 01:43:36,417 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1108 01:43:36,566 --> 01:43:38,520 Nobody's civil anymore! 1109 01:43:38,858 --> 01:43:42,182 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1110 01:43:43,131 --> 01:43:45,015 You think men like Thomas Wayne 1111 01:43:45,110 --> 01:43:47,798 ever think what it's like to be someone like me? 1112 01:43:48,066 --> 01:43:50,606 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1113 01:43:50,952 --> 01:43:53,923 They think that we'll just sit there and take it 1114 01:43:54,041 --> 01:43:55,577 like good little boys! 1115 01:43:55,639 --> 01:43:57,962 That we won't werewolf and go wild. 1116 01:43:58,141 --> 01:43:59,356 You finished? 1117 01:43:59,667 --> 01:44:01,965 I mean, there is so much self-pity, Arthur. 1118 01:44:02,208 --> 01:44:05,229 You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men. 1119 01:44:05,431 --> 01:44:08,604 Not everybody- and I'll tell you this- not everyone is awful. 1120 01:44:10,721 --> 01:44:13,076 - But you're awful, Murray. - Me? 1121 01:44:13,240 --> 01:44:15,624 I'm awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful? 1122 01:44:18,144 --> 01:44:19,611 Playing my video, 1123 01:44:20,928 --> 01:44:22,544 inviting me on the show--- 1124 01:44:23,993 --> 01:44:26,315 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1125 01:44:27,371 --> 01:44:29,311 You're just like the rest of 'em. 1126 01:44:29,427 --> 01:44:31,523 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1127 01:44:31,704 --> 01:44:34,122 Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. 1128 01:44:34,490 --> 01:44:35,916 There are riots out there. 1129 01:44:36,041 --> 01:44:38,777 Two policemen are in critical condition and you're laughing. 1130 01:44:38,802 --> 01:44:41,212 You're laughing. Someone was killed today 1131 01:44:42,271 --> 01:44:43,787 because of what you did. 1132 01:44:43,812 --> 01:44:45,084 I know. 1133 01:44:47,845 --> 01:44:49,304 How about a another joke, Murray? 1134 01:44:49,329 --> 01:44:50,989 No, I think we got enough of your jokes. 1135 01:44:51,014 --> 01:44:52,577 - What do you get.. - I don't think so. 1136 01:44:52,602 --> 01:44:56,113 ..when you cross a mentally-ill loner with a society 1137 01:44:56,138 --> 01:44:58,486 that abandons him and treats him like trash? 1138 01:44:58,511 --> 01:44:59,664 Call the police, Gene. 1139 01:44:59,689 --> 01:45:01,058 - I'll tell you what you get. - Call the police! 1140 01:45:01,083 --> 01:45:02,825 You get what you fucking deserve! 1141 01:45:38,935 --> 01:45:41,559 Good night. And always remember. 1142 01:45:41,939 --> 01:45:44,031 That's-- 1143 01:45:47,540 --> 01:45:48,901 Breaking news. 1144 01:45:49,051 --> 01:45:51,669 Popular TV talk show host Murray Franklin was 1145 01:45:51,694 --> 01:45:55,021 shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program by one of his guests. 1146 01:45:55,046 --> 01:45:59,235 --the man who was introduced by Franklin as "Joker" is currently under arrest-- 1147 01:45:59,260 --> 01:46:02,758 -- The police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio-- 1148 01:46:02,783 --> 01:46:06,432 - ...when asking him what he did.. - ...merely just a punchline to a joke... 1149 01:46:06,457 --> 01:46:08,652 - Would you like another joke? - I don't think so. 1150 01:46:12,102 --> 01:46:15,606 ...with the society that abandons him and treats him like trash. 1151 01:46:19,953 --> 01:46:23,375 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me! 1152 01:46:23,592 --> 01:46:26,009 To all of those who have been ignored by the system-- 1153 01:46:26,034 --> 01:46:28,846 --and as you can see, Gotham is burning--- 1154 01:47:23,859 --> 01:47:26,157 Stop laughing you freak. This isn't funny. 1155 01:47:26,411 --> 01:47:29,010 We have the whole fucking city's on fire because of what you did. 1156 01:47:30,122 --> 01:47:33,979 All units, fire reported. North of ally. 1157 01:47:34,403 --> 01:47:36,010 I know. 1158 01:47:37,073 --> 01:47:39,116 Isn't it beautiful? 1159 01:49:22,060 --> 01:49:23,705 Let's go over there. 1160 01:49:41,461 --> 01:49:42,752 Hey, Wayne. 1161 01:49:43,627 --> 01:49:45,467 You get what you fucking deserve. 1162 01:49:45,492 --> 01:49:46,792 No, pal! 1163 01:50:27,160 --> 01:50:29,394 Joker! 1164 01:50:29,419 --> 01:50:31,657 Joker! 1165 01:53:10,720 --> 01:53:12,316 What's so funny? 1166 01:53:14,411 --> 01:53:15,963 I just think-- 1167 01:53:16,694 --> 01:53:18,583 --just thinking of this joke. 1168 01:53:37,567 --> 01:53:39,039 You wanna tell it to me? 1169 01:53:45,423 --> 01:53:47,086 You wouldn't get it. 1170 01:53:58,891 --> 01:54:00,293 ♪ --that's life. ♪ 1171 01:54:00,318 --> 01:54:02,095 ♪ (that's life) ♪ 1172 01:54:02,520 --> 01:54:05,500 ♪ and as funny as it may seem ♪ 1173 01:54:06,469 --> 01:54:09,367 ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ 1174 01:54:09,392 --> 01:54:11,743 ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ 1175 01:54:13,054 --> 01:54:16,525 ♪ But I don't let it, ♪ ♪ let it get me down ♪ 1176 01:54:18,450 --> 01:54:23,058 ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪ ♪ it keeps spinnin' around ♪ 1177 01:54:23,870 --> 01:54:27,217 ♪ I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate ♪ 1178 01:54:27,242 --> 01:54:30,385 ♪ A poet, a pawn and a king ♪ 1179 01:54:30,748 --> 01:54:34,651 ♪ I've been up and down and over and out ♪ 1180 01:54:34,676 --> 01:54:36,940 ♪ And I know one thing ♪ 1181 01:54:37,018 --> 01:54:42,615 ♪ Each time I find myself ♪ ♪ laying flat on my face ♪ 1182 01:54:43,385 --> 01:54:49,547 ♪ I just pick myself up and ♪ ♪ get back in the race ♪ 1183 01:54:49,687 --> 01:54:52,294 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 1184 01:54:52,358 --> 01:54:56,102 ♪ That's life and I tell ya, ♪ ♪ I can't deny it ♪ 1185 01:54:56,881 --> 01:55:01,980 ♪ Many times I thought of cuttin' ♪ ♪ out but my heart won't buy it ♪ 1186 01:55:02,607 --> 01:55:07,007 ♪ But if there's nothing ♪ ♪ shakin' come here this July ♪ 1187 01:55:10,067 --> 01:55:21,178 ♪ I'm gonna roll myself up ♪ ♪ in a big ball and die ♪ 81820

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