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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,336 --> 00:00:08,437 Daughter. 2 00:00:11,457 --> 00:00:12,855 Wife. 3 00:00:16,414 --> 00:00:17,777 Mother. 4 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:23,761 These are my roles. 5 00:00:25,736 --> 00:00:27,207 I chose them. 6 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:33,379 For better, for worse. 7 00:00:38,069 --> 00:00:39,988 And then you came along... 8 00:00:42,421 --> 00:00:44,397 ... exploded all of that. 9 00:00:55,354 --> 00:00:57,394 [ENGINE STARTS] 10 00:01:34,949 --> 00:01:39,949 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 11 00:01:40,421 --> 00:01:44,324 _ 12 00:01:45,471 --> 00:01:46,777 [RAIN HITS WINDOW] 13 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:49,363 _ 14 00:01:53,879 --> 00:01:58,636 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPS] 15 00:01:59,129 --> 00:02:03,839 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPS] 16 00:02:12,151 --> 00:02:13,155 [DOOR SLAMS] 17 00:02:22,170 --> 00:02:23,472 Morning. 18 00:02:24,171 --> 00:02:26,155 Good morning, darling. 19 00:02:29,394 --> 00:02:30,879 Did you sleep okay? 20 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:39,089 Oi. How did I raise such a caveman? 21 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:40,597 I hate to break it to you, Mum, 22 00:02:40,621 --> 00:02:42,433 but I don't think cavemen had almond milk. 23 00:02:48,633 --> 00:02:50,785 What have you got planned for today? 24 00:02:51,814 --> 00:02:53,300 Nothing life-changing. 25 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:04,738 I used to dream of having the things I have now. 26 00:03:05,904 --> 00:03:08,748 A wife, a house, 27 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:10,264 a family of my own. 28 00:03:15,142 --> 00:03:18,170 I suppose I thought when they were mine, I wouldn't corrupt them. 29 00:03:22,316 --> 00:03:23,834 How wrong was I? 30 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:27,514 [PHONE CLICKS] 31 00:03:29,224 --> 00:03:30,982 [KEYBOARD TAPPING] 32 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,042 [LIFT DINGS] 33 00:03:35,304 --> 00:03:37,084 Morning, Marsha. 34 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:38,604 This is a surprise. 35 00:03:38,629 --> 00:03:40,561 Your father's out in the garden. 36 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:43,295 Could you get him for me, please? 37 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,920 I think I can manage that. 38 00:03:45,945 --> 00:03:47,232 Edward? 39 00:03:47,597 --> 00:03:48,740 Edward! 40 00:03:48,765 --> 00:03:50,896 - Yeah? - It's Patrick for you. 41 00:03:52,378 --> 00:03:53,378 Patrick. 42 00:03:53,403 --> 00:03:55,433 I hope you know it's mum's birthday. 43 00:03:56,273 --> 00:03:59,233 Well, she was my wife before she was your mother. 44 00:04:00,253 --> 00:04:01,987 Thanks for enlightening me. 45 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:03,769 That's all I called to say. 46 00:04:24,499 --> 00:04:26,490 [PHONE RINGS] 47 00:04:26,515 --> 00:04:28,510 Oh, God. 48 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,425 - Sorry. - [PHONE CLICKS] 49 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:32,457 - Della... Uh... - ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 50 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:34,456 I'm in the quiet carriage. 51 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:36,492 I only rang to sing you happy birthday. 52 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:38,536 Well, and to tell you the crap news. 53 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:40,552 My flight back's been cancelled. 54 00:04:40,577 --> 00:04:42,409 - I've tried everything. - But it... 55 00:04:42,434 --> 00:04:44,584 I even resorted to flirting with the man at the desk. 56 00:04:44,609 --> 00:04:45,823 No dice. 57 00:04:45,848 --> 00:04:47,867 The next flight back's not till tomorrow. 58 00:04:48,092 --> 00:04:49,730 [PHONE BLEEPS] 59 00:04:54,955 --> 00:04:56,370 DOORMAN: Hello, madam. 60 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:05,585 - Good afternoon. - Checking in for Julia Day. 61 00:05:11,429 --> 00:05:13,573 Welcome back, Mrs Day. 62 00:05:13,803 --> 00:05:15,472 Just me this time. 63 00:05:35,053 --> 00:05:37,132 Uh... are you any good with flowers? 64 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,230 Is that a gender neutral question, Mr Day? 65 00:05:40,255 --> 00:05:42,081 Or are we swimming into dangerous territory? 66 00:05:42,106 --> 00:05:44,138 Yeah, sod off. It's a yes-no question. 67 00:05:46,339 --> 00:05:47,612 Will you, um... 68 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:51,870 Will you order something nice for my mother's birthday? 69 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:55,448 What colours does she like? 70 00:05:56,405 --> 00:05:57,933 White. 71 00:05:58,339 --> 00:05:59,542 Not a colour. 72 00:06:01,248 --> 00:06:02,589 Leave it to me. 73 00:06:03,202 --> 00:06:04,761 How much do you want to spend? 74 00:06:05,609 --> 00:06:07,269 However much. I... 75 00:06:07,543 --> 00:06:09,831 I just want it to be special. She's... 76 00:06:11,353 --> 00:06:13,293 She's on her own now, so... 77 00:06:20,456 --> 00:06:22,276 - [HE CLEARS HIS THROAT] - [DOOR OPENS] 78 00:06:23,908 --> 00:06:25,230 Oh, wow! 79 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:31,839 [FACETIME RINGTONE] 80 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:41,253 Uh, they're a bit small, actually, darling. 81 00:06:41,278 --> 00:06:43,151 [LAUGHS] Thank you. 82 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:45,128 Well, what can I say? 83 00:06:45,153 --> 00:06:47,034 It's not every day your old ma turns 60. 84 00:06:47,059 --> 00:06:48,759 Oh, less of the old. How are you? 85 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,730 Oh, you know, horribly busy. 86 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:52,766 Everyone's on their third consecutive late night, 87 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:55,689 but don't worry, I've told them that I have to be out by eight. 88 00:06:55,714 --> 00:06:58,315 Oh, don't be ridiculous. If you have to work, you have to work. 89 00:06:58,340 --> 00:07:00,592 But it's... it's your 60th. It's a big one. 90 00:07:00,617 --> 00:07:03,292 - Please, don't worry. - I do worry a lot. 91 00:07:03,403 --> 00:07:06,105 I... I feel like a total shit, 92 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:09,886 but Della and Leo are just going to have to hold the fort this one. 93 00:07:10,476 --> 00:07:14,600 Mum, I... I... I've got to go. I'll make it up to you. 94 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:16,980 - I swear. - Co...? 95 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,368 [PHONE RINGS] 96 00:07:29,393 --> 00:07:30,600 [INDISTINCT VOICE ON PHONE] 97 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:33,632 Hi. I have a table booked tonight under the name of Day. 98 00:07:33,633 --> 00:07:35,292 I need to cancel it. 99 00:08:35,237 --> 00:08:36,683 Wonder what we're missing. 100 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:39,714 Uh... 101 00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:42,644 A 520 BC warrior woman. 102 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,021 No bigger than my index finger... 103 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,537 ... yet you could tell everything about her. 104 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,345 Her strength, her capability... 105 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,281 ... and what she had to put up with. 106 00:08:59,347 --> 00:09:00,723 Well, either you work here 107 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:04,054 or that is some serious armchair buffery. 108 00:09:04,803 --> 00:09:07,802 Buffery? Is that a word? 109 00:09:07,835 --> 00:09:09,905 - [THEY LAUGH] - Probably not. 110 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,968 So, do you? 111 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:17,818 I did many, many years ago. 112 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,851 Not that many years, I'm sure. 113 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:27,437 So what... what was it that you did here many, many years ago? 114 00:09:27,841 --> 00:09:29,968 I was a conservator. 115 00:09:31,265 --> 00:09:32,452 And if... 116 00:09:32,562 --> 00:09:35,562 somebody didn't know what that was? 117 00:09:36,155 --> 00:09:40,327 It's looking after the exhibits, recording their intricacies. 118 00:09:40,605 --> 00:09:44,038 Basically doing the impossible... halting the march of time. 119 00:09:45,359 --> 00:09:47,601 Sounds kind of... 120 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:50,023 ... incredible. 121 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,913 It was. 122 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,421 So why... why stop? 123 00:10:02,621 --> 00:10:04,827 Life got in the way. 124 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:06,898 Yeah. 125 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,860 - Yeah, I know what you... - TANNOY: Ladies and gentlemen, 126 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:12,312 the museum will be closing in 20 minutes. Thank you. 127 00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:15,584 Thanks for the... expertise. 128 00:10:15,609 --> 00:10:17,593 You make me sound like I'm 100. 129 00:10:19,975 --> 00:10:21,726 Would you like to go for a drink? 130 00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:25,366 Who with? What...? 131 00:10:26,304 --> 00:10:28,046 With... with me. 132 00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:31,538 You can say no. 133 00:10:31,563 --> 00:10:35,421 I'm not some weird stalker who's going to follow you home 134 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:37,070 and strangle you for rejecting me. 135 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:40,054 Okay, I'm going to stop talking now. 136 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,218 Except to say... 137 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,421 my name is Benjamin. 138 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,046 Julia. 139 00:10:49,974 --> 00:10:51,554 QUIETLY: Julia. 140 00:10:51,881 --> 00:10:54,280 Well, it was very nice to meet you, Julia. 141 00:10:55,303 --> 00:10:56,757 And I'm sure you... 142 00:10:57,764 --> 00:11:00,604 Well, you may well have other plans. 143 00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:04,265 Well, I did, but I... 144 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,546 Not any more. 145 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:10,054 [LOUD CHATTER] 146 00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:12,779 - Sorry it's so rammed. - It's all right. 147 00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:14,601 My son works in a pub. 148 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,985 My youngest. 149 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,600 Works is overstating it. He takes the least shifts possible. 150 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:24,592 My husband... ex husband, 151 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,241 courtesy of my ex best friend, 152 00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:28,218 doesn't mind Leo drifting about. 153 00:11:28,243 --> 00:11:29,529 Says it's character building, 154 00:11:29,554 --> 00:11:33,765 so my other two go crazy about it, of course. 155 00:11:35,198 --> 00:11:36,767 That's all out there, then. 156 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:37,921 [SHE LAUGHS] 157 00:11:45,857 --> 00:11:47,601 [PHONE DIALS] 158 00:11:49,888 --> 00:11:52,881 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Julia. Sorry I missed you. Please... 159 00:11:52,906 --> 00:11:53,906 [PHONE LOCKS] 160 00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:57,660 If it makes you feel any better, I was only cleaning coffee... 161 00:11:57,685 --> 00:11:59,544 [SHE LAUGHS] 162 00:12:12,324 --> 00:12:13,497 [DISTANT LAUGHTER] 163 00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:22,583 What is the worst thing you've ever done? 164 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,856 Ah... 165 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:28,545 I've always been terrified of getting in trouble. 166 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:30,083 Do the right thing. 167 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:34,228 It's a desperately dull mantra to live by, but live by it I do. 168 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,612 I think if I'm really honest with myself, 169 00:12:37,613 --> 00:12:39,465 I've chosen to be this way. 170 00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:42,450 If I didn't, if I... 171 00:12:43,036 --> 00:12:45,044 let myself off the leash... 172 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:47,935 ... I don't know where it would take me. 173 00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:54,512 What I'd be capable of. 174 00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:58,919 None of us do. 175 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:08,153 And I'm remembering why me and white wine aren't friends. 176 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,856 Um, what about you? 177 00:13:09,881 --> 00:13:11,778 - Your worst thing. - Fine. 178 00:13:11,803 --> 00:13:13,684 Fine, fine. I, uh... 179 00:13:20,939 --> 00:13:23,931 I said some things to my dad. 180 00:13:24,956 --> 00:13:26,325 Shitty things. 181 00:13:29,037 --> 00:13:31,755 Things that turned out to be last things. 182 00:13:33,099 --> 00:13:37,364 Sorry, this is totally unacceptable first date chat. 183 00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:39,253 Mm. 184 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,403 [SHE GIGGLES] 185 00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:47,520 Thank you, Benjamin. 186 00:13:47,947 --> 00:13:49,583 It was really fun. 187 00:13:49,786 --> 00:13:51,434 So... I better go. 188 00:13:51,459 --> 00:13:54,200 Oh, I'd never forgive myself if anything were to... 189 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,676 happen to you. 190 00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:58,451 [THEY LAUGH] 191 00:13:58,476 --> 00:14:01,567 You mean on the long and treacherous... 192 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,161 journey to the very secure lift 193 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:06,520 and my locked door? 194 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,044 Exactly. 195 00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:16,557 - Hello. - Good evening, sir. 196 00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:19,340 This is... very nice. 197 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,989 - Julia. - [SMASHING] 198 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,989 [PHONE RINGS] 199 00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:48,419 - [BABY WHIMPERS] - Sh... 200 00:14:48,444 --> 00:14:49,676 [BABY CRIES, HE SHUSHES] 201 00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:52,114 - It's all right. - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 202 00:14:52,139 --> 00:14:53,278 Are you serious? 203 00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:55,443 - I was stealthy. I was beyond stealthy. - [PHONE DINGS] 204 00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,739 I can see that. 205 00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,520 So why'd the mothership decide not to stay? 206 00:14:58,545 --> 00:15:02,145 Quite unfathomably, she's decided she'd rather stay in a hotel 207 00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,942 than our perfectly nice guest bedroom. 208 00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:06,146 Never mind the cost of it, she'll be on the other side of town 209 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:09,208 to her grandchildren, which is just... bizarre. 210 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:11,609 - Yeah, well, it is your mother. - What's that supposed to mean? 211 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:12,833 She's had a crappy year. 212 00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:15,107 If she wants to treat herself, then she should, don't you think? 213 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,604 Yes. Yes, I do. I'm tired is all. 214 00:15:17,629 --> 00:15:19,596 - And this fucker... - [BABY CRIES] 215 00:15:19,621 --> 00:15:22,887 ... lovely fucker hasn't given me a minute's peace all day. 216 00:15:22,912 --> 00:15:26,364 Well, she's just had, and then some great oaf... 217 00:15:26,389 --> 00:15:28,927 Some great, handsome oaf. 218 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,794 [BABY GURGLES] 219 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:34,083 Give her to me. 220 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,505 [GRUNTS] Hello. 221 00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:38,364 It's okay. 222 00:15:39,783 --> 00:15:41,600 - Sweet... - [BABY GURGLES] 223 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,950 I know. It's tough, isn't it? 224 00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:45,896 Yeah, I know. 225 00:15:45,921 --> 00:15:47,596 [HE KISSES HER, SHE GRUMBLES] 226 00:15:47,621 --> 00:15:49,583 Yeah, good girl. 227 00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,612 [HE HUMS] 228 00:15:51,613 --> 00:15:53,541 ♪ ... For the road ♪ 229 00:15:54,304 --> 00:16:01,304 ♪ Am I thinking what everybody's thinking? ♪ 230 00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:03,965 It's not much of a view. 231 00:16:05,287 --> 00:16:06,668 I disagree. 232 00:16:06,693 --> 00:16:11,473 I was attempting to be wry... unsuccessfully, clearly. 233 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,098 ♪ Leave you dancing... ♪ 234 00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:18,098 You're being ridiculous. 235 00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:21,859 ♪ ... My hand from your hand ♪ 236 00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:25,539 ♪ Leave you dancing with a ghost ♪ 237 00:16:25,564 --> 00:16:28,023 At the risk of you laughing at me again. 238 00:16:29,449 --> 00:16:31,428 ♪ There's blood... ♪ 239 00:16:31,453 --> 00:16:33,437 Would you like to dance with me? 240 00:16:35,378 --> 00:16:39,922 I'm sorry. It was a... stupid idea. 241 00:16:41,393 --> 00:16:45,187 No, it wasn't. I, um... I just... 242 00:16:46,319 --> 00:16:49,029 ... can't remember the last time I was asked. 243 00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:53,912 ♪ ... Everybody's thinking? ♪ 244 00:16:54,600 --> 00:17:01,600 ♪ I'm so glad I came, but I can't wait to leave ♪ 245 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:05,620 ♪ Slip my hand from your hand ♪ 246 00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:09,604 ♪ Leave you dancing with a ghost ♪ 247 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,367 ♪ Slip my hand from your hand ♪ 248 00:17:13,392 --> 00:17:17,711 ♪ Leave you dancing with a ghost ♪ 249 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,258 [GLASS SMASHES] 250 00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:28,367 [MAN GRUNTS] 251 00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:41,000 [MAN BREATHES] 252 00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:53,953 [SHE CLEARS HER THROAT] 253 00:17:55,755 --> 00:17:57,032 Hey. 254 00:17:57,338 --> 00:17:58,586 [HE GROANS SOFTLY] 255 00:18:02,421 --> 00:18:04,055 Hello. 256 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,813 You have to go. 257 00:18:07,382 --> 00:18:08,907 Why's that? 258 00:18:10,617 --> 00:18:13,211 I was 60 yesterday. 259 00:18:13,236 --> 00:18:14,703 60. 260 00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:19,422 And you're... well, I mean, I don't even know, but you're bloody young. 261 00:18:19,447 --> 00:18:20,451 And... 262 00:18:36,607 --> 00:18:43,607 ♪ Well, it's been a long time, long time now ♪ 263 00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:51,086 ♪ Since I've seen you smile ♪ 264 00:18:51,111 --> 00:18:58,111 ♪ And I'd gamble away my fright ♪ 265 00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:05,136 ♪ And I'll gamble away my time ♪ 266 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:11,972 ♪ And in a year, a year or so... ♪ 267 00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:40,471 [HE MOANS] 268 00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:44,573 [SHE MOANS] 269 00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:47,487 [THEY MOAN] 270 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,628 - [DOOR CLOSES] - Julia? 271 00:20:00,218 --> 00:20:01,987 Shall I get some room service? 272 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,495 Right, so until we've done the Tower of London, 273 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,792 we can't really consider ourselves proper tourists. 274 00:20:08,817 --> 00:20:10,600 I've already got the perfect excuse for work, 275 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:13,128 and before you say anything, it's not a lie, 276 00:20:13,153 --> 00:20:17,245 it's just not a truth as such. 277 00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:19,378 Sounds like a question of semantics. 278 00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:22,792 No. It's a question of intention. 279 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:26,737 And since I have no intention of doing anybody any harm, 280 00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:29,588 it only counts as a tiny white lie. 281 00:20:29,613 --> 00:20:32,355 You are dangerously persuasive. 282 00:20:32,621 --> 00:20:36,545 - So here's what I'm thinking... - I have to go back to Devon. 283 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,136 I have something that I can't get out of. 284 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:48,917 And this... 285 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,753 ... something that you can't get out of, is that a... 286 00:20:53,488 --> 00:20:57,592 long something or a short something? 287 00:20:57,617 --> 00:20:59,480 It's a lunch something. 288 00:20:59,505 --> 00:21:02,316 So I'll meet you back at Paddington in time for dinner then, yes? 289 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:05,901 I'm starting to think that you're certifiable. 290 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,839 [PHONE RINGS] 291 00:21:21,163 --> 00:21:24,026 DELLA: Where've you been? I was worried. 292 00:21:24,476 --> 00:21:27,475 I even resorted to calling Leo to see where you were, 293 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,933 who, of course, had no idea what day it even was. 294 00:21:31,112 --> 00:21:33,019 What have you been doing all this time? 295 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:37,081 I mean, how many galleries can one woman really consume? 296 00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:38,776 You'd be surprised. 297 00:21:50,092 --> 00:21:52,600 Julia, where have you gone? 298 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:53,956 I'm right here. 299 00:21:54,304 --> 00:21:56,394 Don't take me for a fool. 300 00:21:56,419 --> 00:21:59,933 You're thinking of that feckless son of mine. 301 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,831 Much use it'll do you. 302 00:22:03,847 --> 00:22:08,017 "Oh, the man who commits adultery with a woman 303 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:10,029 "is lacking sense. 304 00:22:10,054 --> 00:22:13,038 "He would destroy himself." Does it? 305 00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:17,212 Proverbs 6: 32-34. 306 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:20,079 They should make that into a fridge magnet, Hazel. 307 00:22:20,104 --> 00:22:22,084 It's very pithy. 308 00:22:22,972 --> 00:22:24,556 - I... - [DOOR OPENS] 309 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,131 Something wrong with the bell? 310 00:22:30,468 --> 00:22:33,103 Hello, mother. Nice to see you, too. 311 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:36,358 - I have visitors. - Yeah, I, uh... 312 00:22:37,621 --> 00:22:38,798 Julia. 313 00:22:39,570 --> 00:22:41,423 She's all yours. 314 00:22:41,448 --> 00:22:42,467 [SHE KISSES HER] 315 00:22:42,492 --> 00:22:44,475 Well, don't leave on my account. 316 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,743 Who said I was? 317 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,017 Someone's waiting for me. 318 00:22:53,201 --> 00:22:54,384 [DOOR CLOSES] 319 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,596 Hey. I saw your car. 320 00:23:03,621 --> 00:23:06,616 You really do go above and beyond the call of duty for Hazel. 321 00:23:06,617 --> 00:23:10,259 We're family. Well, we were a family. 322 00:23:10,284 --> 00:23:12,859 - How was your birthday? - I have a train to catch. 323 00:23:12,884 --> 00:23:14,853 My least favourite subject at school was history. 324 00:23:14,878 --> 00:23:16,111 Always felt so irrelevant. 325 00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:19,079 All we have is what's to come, not what's been. 326 00:23:19,747 --> 00:23:21,556 That's convenient for you. 327 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,353 I have to run. 328 00:23:24,378 --> 00:23:27,243 But the one moment that always stood out for me was that brief period 329 00:23:27,268 --> 00:23:29,276 during the Cold War where everyone just got their shit together. 330 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:31,924 It didn't mean they were all best friends, everything was forgiven. 331 00:23:31,948 --> 00:23:35,517 It just meant, I don't know, things could be easier. 332 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:37,329 I'm not having this conversation. 333 00:23:38,409 --> 00:23:40,369 You have to at some point! 334 00:23:43,568 --> 00:23:45,275 [LAUGHTER] 335 00:23:48,378 --> 00:23:51,386 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 336 00:24:08,668 --> 00:24:10,454 _ 337 00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:12,111 Aw, thank fuck you're back. 338 00:24:12,136 --> 00:24:14,159 There's literally nothing to eat in the fridge. 339 00:24:14,184 --> 00:24:16,179 Light bulb's gone in my bathroom, 340 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,743 and the kitchen sink smells like a dead badger. 341 00:24:18,768 --> 00:24:21,118 Good news. Curt's got a load of bricks for the pizza oven. 342 00:24:21,143 --> 00:24:22,862 He's said he'd give me the lot for 500 quid, 343 00:24:22,886 --> 00:24:27,657 which I said I was good for, obviously, but I'm... well... short. 344 00:24:30,613 --> 00:24:32,267 So you want money? 345 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:33,790 Thanks, Mum. You're the best. 346 00:24:33,815 --> 00:24:36,478 Do you or do you not know where the light bulbs live? 347 00:24:38,029 --> 00:24:41,596 I get it. This is about your birthday. 348 00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,620 I've said it already, but I'll say it again. 349 00:24:43,621 --> 00:24:44,939 I'm sorry that I forgot. 350 00:24:44,964 --> 00:24:46,876 I just... I have a lot going on at the moment, 351 00:24:46,901 --> 00:24:50,665 and I'll make it up to you at your fast-approaching 70th. 352 00:24:51,142 --> 00:24:52,986 [HE LAUGHS] 353 00:24:55,124 --> 00:24:57,056 Oh, come on, you've made your point. 354 00:24:57,081 --> 00:25:00,236 Not everything is always about you, Leo. 355 00:25:11,288 --> 00:25:15,493 _ 356 00:26:03,641 --> 00:26:04,645 Hi. 357 00:26:06,007 --> 00:26:07,011 Hi. 358 00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:13,772 I know flowers are a more traditional reunion gift, but... 359 00:26:13,797 --> 00:26:14,801 Oh. 360 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:21,314 _ 361 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,735 It's very sweet. 362 00:26:28,939 --> 00:26:30,126 - Thank you. - Ready? 363 00:26:30,151 --> 00:26:31,151 Yep. 364 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,603 [SHE LAUGHS] 365 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,415 [PHONE RINGS] 366 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,111 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Julia. Sorry I missed you. 367 00:26:46,136 --> 00:26:48,336 Please, leave a message, and I'll call you back. Thanks. 368 00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:56,846 [SHE CLEARS HER THROAT] 369 00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:00,711 Patrick. 370 00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:03,865 Shit. 371 00:27:05,186 --> 00:27:06,701 Right response. 372 00:27:20,189 --> 00:27:22,755 I'm... need to... 373 00:27:24,452 --> 00:27:26,779 You look amazing. You really do. 374 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,318 But. 375 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,185 [LOUD MUSIC] 376 00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:45,670 Excuse me. Sorry. Is there somewhere we can sit? 377 00:27:45,695 --> 00:27:48,224 - Somewhere a bit less hectic. - Uh, sure. Follow me. 378 00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:52,373 You're a brave man. I wouldn't bring my mum here. 379 00:27:53,323 --> 00:27:55,373 Lucky he didn't, then, isn't it? 380 00:27:58,621 --> 00:27:59,625 Julia. 381 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,308 Julia! 382 00:28:03,763 --> 00:28:05,943 You do not look like my mum! 383 00:28:05,968 --> 00:28:09,842 Look, I've held off asking this because, well, 384 00:28:09,867 --> 00:28:11,834 because I didn't want to know the answer, 385 00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:14,607 but what exactly are you doing with me? 386 00:28:14,802 --> 00:28:17,342 Why aren't you with someone your own age? 387 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:19,006 What's wrong with you? 388 00:28:19,304 --> 00:28:22,099 Oh. I see we're done with the pleasantries. 389 00:28:22,124 --> 00:28:23,600 I know nothing about you. 390 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:26,295 - Nothing concrete. - That's not true! You know lots. 391 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,053 I don't even know your last name. 392 00:28:28,078 --> 00:28:29,744 It's a pretty bloody basic detail. 393 00:28:29,769 --> 00:28:31,334 My last name is Greene. 394 00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:33,834 All right? 395 00:28:33,859 --> 00:28:36,232 Now can... can we please... 396 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,084 ... try and go back to having a nice evening? 397 00:28:38,109 --> 00:28:39,474 I don't think we can. 398 00:28:43,202 --> 00:28:46,592 Fine. Fine. You want to know stuff? Here is stuff. 399 00:28:46,617 --> 00:28:49,217 I was born in the Royal Surrey Hospital. 400 00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:50,959 I'm a Virgo. 401 00:28:50,984 --> 00:28:53,003 Uh, I'm an only child. 402 00:28:53,318 --> 00:28:55,224 Always wanted a brother. 403 00:28:55,249 --> 00:28:58,099 Somebody who could look out for me, 404 00:28:58,124 --> 00:29:01,756 but, in the end, who really looks out for anybody in this life? 405 00:29:02,221 --> 00:29:03,998 My parents, they... 406 00:29:04,023 --> 00:29:06,824 Well, let's just say they don't really factor into the story. 407 00:29:06,849 --> 00:29:09,818 And in answer to your question, I was with somebody else. 408 00:29:09,843 --> 00:29:11,193 I was with someone my own age. 409 00:29:11,218 --> 00:29:13,592 I even thought that I was going to marry her, 410 00:29:13,617 --> 00:29:17,513 but it turns out that she, well, she had a very different plan. 411 00:29:19,355 --> 00:29:23,045 So I think, "Fine, fine, that's me... 412 00:29:24,323 --> 00:29:25,327 "... done." 413 00:29:26,905 --> 00:29:28,849 And then I happened to meet you. 414 00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:31,138 And I forget about her. 415 00:29:31,163 --> 00:29:34,412 Just for a little while, I forget. 416 00:29:36,627 --> 00:29:39,763 And, yeah... you're older. 417 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,131 Big deal. 418 00:29:48,592 --> 00:29:51,287 [MOANING] 419 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:13,055 [SHE LAUGHS] 420 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,738 - Ta-dah! - Did you just tick everything? 421 00:30:15,763 --> 00:30:16,935 Maybe. 422 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,107 Aren't you sick of ordering room service? 423 00:30:19,132 --> 00:30:21,183 Uh, no. 424 00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:24,037 You'd be happy just holed up here for another week, 425 00:30:24,062 --> 00:30:26,105 never leaving the room, wouldn't you? 426 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:29,818 You are literally describing my dream scenario. 427 00:30:29,843 --> 00:30:32,847 - It's not real life, though, is it? - Well, who needs real life? 428 00:30:38,076 --> 00:30:39,787 I think I do. 429 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:55,581 I think we have to face it at some point. 430 00:30:57,311 --> 00:30:58,638 Okay. 431 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:00,303 So... 432 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,443 ... what do we do? 433 00:31:06,088 --> 00:31:07,443 We? 434 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,170 - Hm? - Um... 435 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:14,616 We... tell people? 436 00:31:14,617 --> 00:31:16,646 The dreaded people. 437 00:31:17,912 --> 00:31:20,490 So who gets the honour of being told first? 438 00:31:21,355 --> 00:31:22,506 Uh... 439 00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:26,076 Ah, I guess my kids. 440 00:31:28,135 --> 00:31:29,685 All right, then. 441 00:31:31,877 --> 00:31:33,099 Um... 442 00:31:34,202 --> 00:31:36,115 They're going to love you. 443 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,693 Hi, Mum. 444 00:32:05,437 --> 00:32:07,365 - Hey. - Happy birthday. 445 00:32:07,390 --> 00:32:08,390 Thank you. 446 00:32:08,987 --> 00:32:10,396 You look, uh... 447 00:32:11,990 --> 00:32:13,357 [SHE LAUGHS] 448 00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:17,209 How are you, darling? How's work? 449 00:32:17,234 --> 00:32:19,154 - Oh. - Eimear and the girls? 450 00:32:19,179 --> 00:32:20,740 They send granny their love. 451 00:32:22,786 --> 00:32:24,951 Thank you. Ooh. 452 00:32:25,959 --> 00:32:27,707 Did Dad get you anything? 453 00:32:27,732 --> 00:32:29,224 Can we not? 454 00:32:29,912 --> 00:32:31,482 - Not tonight. - Just... 455 00:32:32,349 --> 00:32:33,764 tell me he at least got you a present. 456 00:32:33,788 --> 00:32:36,990 - Why would he? - Because you were married for 35 years. 457 00:32:37,015 --> 00:32:38,522 - Patrick... - He at least got you a card? 458 00:32:38,546 --> 00:32:40,388 Just tell me he at least got you a card. 459 00:32:40,413 --> 00:32:43,357 I don't want a card from him. I don't want anything from him. 460 00:32:43,382 --> 00:32:48,412 I just want to have a nice evening with no mention of that fucking man. 461 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,271 You're a good boy. 462 00:33:05,162 --> 00:33:06,513 Happy birthday. 463 00:33:06,826 --> 00:33:07,901 Thank you. 464 00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,373 I'm not that late. 465 00:33:10,398 --> 00:33:11,545 Leo. 466 00:33:12,585 --> 00:33:15,770 Oh, so what are we eating? 467 00:33:15,795 --> 00:33:17,654 We were waiting for you to order. 468 00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:19,812 Well, wait no longer, my friend. 469 00:33:20,252 --> 00:33:22,584 Ooh, lobster looks lush. 470 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:25,357 - It's 50 quid a kilo. - Yeah, we're having the set menu. 471 00:33:25,382 --> 00:33:26,928 It's Mum's birthday dinner. 472 00:33:27,245 --> 00:33:30,107 Belated birthday dinner, so it's up to her to decide. 473 00:33:30,621 --> 00:33:32,061 Do we have to order off the set menu? 474 00:33:32,085 --> 00:33:33,607 Have whatever you want, darling. 475 00:33:38,869 --> 00:33:40,005 There's something... 476 00:33:40,030 --> 00:33:42,435 Well, there's something I need to tell you all, 477 00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:45,099 and I'd appreciate it if you didn't pass it on to your father. 478 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,638 You're not dying, are you? 479 00:33:46,873 --> 00:33:49,248 No, Leo. I'm not dying. 480 00:33:49,273 --> 00:33:51,021 Sorry to disappoint. 481 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:54,003 The divorce has finally come through, 482 00:33:54,621 --> 00:33:56,763 and I've, uh... 483 00:33:58,002 --> 00:33:59,303 ... I've met someone. 484 00:34:01,245 --> 00:34:03,412 - Like a romantic someone? - Uh... 485 00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:05,662 like a romantic someone. 486 00:34:05,687 --> 00:34:08,685 Well, it's better than you dying... I think. 487 00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:10,763 Don't be a dick. It's much better. 488 00:34:11,597 --> 00:34:13,608 Uh, we're not ready to order. I'll let you know... 489 00:34:13,633 --> 00:34:16,560 Oh, no, he isn't... Um, this is the someone. 490 00:34:17,053 --> 00:34:19,631 Benjamin. This is Benjamin. 491 00:34:31,385 --> 00:34:33,224 What the actual fuck? 492 00:34:36,763 --> 00:34:38,263 He can't be much older than you. 493 00:34:38,288 --> 00:34:40,701 I think Mum's having some kind of breakdown. 494 00:34:42,629 --> 00:34:44,787 This is a smart place, you know. 495 00:34:52,725 --> 00:34:56,631 Della, do you need to, um, freshen up? 496 00:34:57,983 --> 00:34:59,357 Shall we? 497 00:35:12,952 --> 00:35:16,420 So, um, tell me, Benjamin. 498 00:35:17,221 --> 00:35:19,373 What kind of cushty work number have you got 499 00:35:19,398 --> 00:35:24,389 that allows you to be prowling art galleries in the afternoon? 500 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:26,021 Copywriting. 501 00:35:26,069 --> 00:35:29,041 You kind of set your own hours, hence the... 502 00:35:30,385 --> 00:35:31,638 ... prowling. 503 00:35:32,562 --> 00:35:34,935 Sounds almost too good to be true. 504 00:35:44,386 --> 00:35:45,904 Very nice. 505 00:35:45,994 --> 00:35:48,185 - Very cool. - Hm. 506 00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:50,592 Us lawyers don't do cool, so... 507 00:35:50,617 --> 00:35:52,601 Well, I'm sure that there are, uh... 508 00:35:53,508 --> 00:35:57,350 ... other... perks. 509 00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,272 Yes, there are. 510 00:35:59,297 --> 00:36:01,261 Wolves kept firmly from the door. 511 00:36:16,116 --> 00:36:17,159 Can I? 512 00:36:17,511 --> 00:36:19,701 You're using lip gloss now as well? 513 00:36:20,523 --> 00:36:21,865 As well as...? 514 00:36:26,249 --> 00:36:29,268 What part of the world is it that you hail from? 515 00:36:29,323 --> 00:36:30,662 Kent. 516 00:36:31,347 --> 00:36:33,561 Oh, well, Kent's a big place. Where exactly? 517 00:36:33,586 --> 00:36:35,490 Tiny village, you won't know it. 518 00:36:35,515 --> 00:36:36,515 Try me. 519 00:36:38,967 --> 00:36:40,506 It's called Newenden. 520 00:36:41,205 --> 00:36:43,725 - Family still there? - Are you not going to eat that? 521 00:36:45,292 --> 00:36:46,873 Oh. 522 00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:49,936 Please, be my guest. 523 00:36:58,045 --> 00:37:00,865 I see you've got yourself quite the tattoo there. 524 00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:06,912 Leo, Julia tells me that you've moved back home with her. 525 00:37:06,937 --> 00:37:09,240 Temporarily. I'm back home temporarily. 526 00:37:09,265 --> 00:37:11,588 Yeah, no, I just mean I get it. 527 00:37:11,613 --> 00:37:13,612 Can't be easy for your generation to try to... 528 00:37:13,637 --> 00:37:15,772 I wouldn't say you're far off my generation, Ben. 529 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,639 It's Benjamin. 530 00:37:19,629 --> 00:37:20,633 Oh. 531 00:37:23,259 --> 00:37:27,873 Look, why don't we just address the colossal elephant in the room? 532 00:37:28,225 --> 00:37:30,029 I don't know what you mean. 533 00:37:31,367 --> 00:37:34,654 I understand that this is awkward for you. 534 00:37:35,284 --> 00:37:37,701 I'd be the same. She's your mum. 535 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:40,147 You're rightly protective of her. 536 00:37:40,172 --> 00:37:41,795 Well, thanks for the permission. 537 00:37:43,092 --> 00:37:47,063 Then you see this youngish guy, 538 00:37:47,088 --> 00:37:49,912 and you're thinking, "What's his game?" 539 00:37:53,629 --> 00:37:56,803 All I can say to try to reassure you... 540 00:37:58,689 --> 00:38:00,912 ... is I'm not going to hurt her. 541 00:38:01,939 --> 00:38:04,970 Good. 'Cos if you did, we'd kill you. 542 00:38:04,995 --> 00:38:06,991 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 543 00:38:17,449 --> 00:38:19,303 WHISPERING: How are you? 544 00:38:23,048 --> 00:38:24,967 - Thank you. - Oh, no, Mum. 545 00:38:27,182 --> 00:38:28,506 Put it away. 546 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,334 Well, that's kind. 547 00:38:45,312 --> 00:38:46,709 See you. 548 00:38:47,277 --> 00:38:48,936 Really good to meet you all. 549 00:38:58,621 --> 00:38:59,625 Oh. 550 00:39:06,257 --> 00:39:07,670 Thank you. 551 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,213 [ENGINE STARTS] 552 00:39:20,238 --> 00:39:21,242 [HE SIGHS] 553 00:39:25,955 --> 00:39:27,967 That is properly grim. 554 00:39:36,468 --> 00:39:37,827 You'll love this. 555 00:39:37,852 --> 00:39:40,020 Leo has already managed to tell dad. 556 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:42,265 It just slipped out. I made him swear not to say anything to Mum. 557 00:39:42,289 --> 00:39:44,178 She specifically asked us not to. 558 00:39:44,203 --> 00:39:45,304 What can I say? I'm in shock. 559 00:39:45,328 --> 00:39:47,600 I mean, she hardly soft-soaked us with either bombshell. 560 00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:50,139 The divorce isn't a bombshell. It's overdue. 561 00:39:50,164 --> 00:39:51,373 How did dad take it? 562 00:39:51,398 --> 00:39:53,826 He thought the timing was interesting. 563 00:39:53,851 --> 00:39:55,225 Oh, how depressingly typical, 564 00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:57,623 thinking the whole world revolves around him. 565 00:39:59,045 --> 00:40:00,811 Right. Benjamin. 566 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:04,420 - What's he after? - One word. 567 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:06,076 Well, two, I suppose. 568 00:40:06,101 --> 00:40:07,647 Gold digger. 569 00:40:07,672 --> 00:40:08,990 Thank you, Kanye. 570 00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:11,588 Do we instantly have to be suspicious? 571 00:40:11,613 --> 00:40:14,694 Yes. He's, what, 20, 30 years younger than Mum. 572 00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:15,719 And? 573 00:40:15,744 --> 00:40:18,928 Mum has the house, the villa, the investments. 574 00:40:18,953 --> 00:40:21,279 She's the proverbial golden fleece. 575 00:40:21,304 --> 00:40:23,291 I'm sure she'd love to be described like that. 576 00:40:23,316 --> 00:40:25,045 The man didn't even try to pick up the bill! 577 00:40:25,070 --> 00:40:26,889 Never mind he's decked out in designer gear, 578 00:40:26,914 --> 00:40:28,608 which I find hard to believe he paid for. 579 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:31,194 So what if mum wants to treat him? It's her money. 580 00:40:31,219 --> 00:40:33,795 That's my inheritance you're talking about. Well, our. 581 00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:36,037 He was evasive. Artfully so. 582 00:40:36,062 --> 00:40:37,065 When you think about it, 583 00:40:37,090 --> 00:40:38,929 how much did he really give away about himself? 584 00:40:38,953 --> 00:40:41,154 It was a dinner, not an interrogation. 585 00:40:41,179 --> 00:40:43,186 Could be an opportunist. Could be far worse. 586 00:40:43,211 --> 00:40:45,218 Either way, we'll obviously have to stop it. 587 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:49,290 Has it occurred to either of you that mum was happy tonight? 588 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:53,592 Like... actually, properly happy, 589 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,561 like, in a way she hasn't been since our... 590 00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:57,653 bellend of a father walked out. 591 00:41:00,339 --> 00:41:01,772 How is it, then? 592 00:41:02,609 --> 00:41:04,115 Emily being back? 593 00:41:04,755 --> 00:41:08,592 What? She's... back? How do you know? 594 00:41:08,617 --> 00:41:11,311 It's a new-fangled thing called social media. 595 00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:13,006 I assumed she'd tell you herself. 596 00:41:13,031 --> 00:41:14,725 There is a thing called tact, Leo. 597 00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:16,748 Mm, coming from both of you. 598 00:41:18,378 --> 00:41:21,560 I've got mates to see. Not that this hasn't been lovely. 599 00:41:21,585 --> 00:41:22,589 Right. 600 00:41:25,795 --> 00:41:27,217 You didn't need... 601 00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:31,529 I'm totally fine about it. 602 00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:33,498 So what? 603 00:41:34,194 --> 00:41:36,264 She's back. She didn't tell me. 604 00:41:37,092 --> 00:41:38,506 It's no biggie. 605 00:41:41,288 --> 00:41:43,328 How's everything with you anyway? 606 00:41:43,353 --> 00:41:44,353 Ah... 607 00:41:47,006 --> 00:41:50,311 So much detail. It's overwhelming. 608 00:41:50,629 --> 00:41:54,436 Everything's great, if you count getting... 609 00:41:54,669 --> 00:41:59,311 Uh, let's see. Yep, uh, four missed calls from your wife 610 00:41:59,336 --> 00:42:02,770 because you're out past... wait for it, ten o'clock. 611 00:42:02,795 --> 00:42:04,912 Remind me never to get married. 612 00:42:05,343 --> 00:42:07,475 I don't think you need reminding. 613 00:42:10,822 --> 00:42:14,869 I've just realised something of epically tragic proportions. 614 00:42:15,456 --> 00:42:18,701 Our 60-year-old mother is getting laid more than both of us. 615 00:42:20,319 --> 00:42:21,323 [HE GROANS] 616 00:42:30,096 --> 00:42:31,404 MAN SHOUTING: Come here! 617 00:42:36,959 --> 00:42:38,483 Dell, do you... 618 00:42:41,983 --> 00:42:44,029 Do you ever think about...? 619 00:42:45,535 --> 00:42:50,264 This thing with Benjamin... will burn out. Guaranteed. 620 00:42:50,289 --> 00:42:53,967 So I say let her enjoy herself. 621 00:42:53,992 --> 00:42:54,996 [HE SCOFFS] 622 00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:01,506 And if it doesn't? 623 00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:04,397 She's our mum. 624 00:43:05,511 --> 00:43:07,471 It's our job to protect her. 625 00:43:17,232 --> 00:43:20,580 Uh, one of your guests. Julia. 626 00:43:20,605 --> 00:43:22,632 Julia Day. What room is she in? 627 00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:25,612 I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to disclose that information, sir. 628 00:43:25,613 --> 00:43:27,287 I'm her son. I just need to speak to her. 629 00:43:27,312 --> 00:43:28,616 That may well be the case, sir... 630 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,123 It is the case. 631 00:43:32,123 --> 00:43:33,127 Right. 632 00:43:38,631 --> 00:43:41,248 Me. My mum. 633 00:43:41,273 --> 00:43:44,779 Now, what room is she in? 634 00:43:46,119 --> 00:43:49,600 I'll see if Mrs Day is willing to receive further visitors. 635 00:43:49,625 --> 00:43:51,022 Thank you. 636 00:43:57,732 --> 00:44:00,842 [MOANING, KISSING] 637 00:44:01,657 --> 00:44:03,897 [DIAL TONE] 638 00:44:06,748 --> 00:44:08,608 Further vi... further visitors? 639 00:44:08,609 --> 00:44:11,428 I'm her son. He's... he's... 640 00:44:17,276 --> 00:44:18,639 He's with her. 641 00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:35,147 Patrick? What's going on? 642 00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,928 I think I was just... 643 00:44:37,747 --> 00:44:39,592 - [HE MUMBLES DRUNKENLY] - Come on. 644 00:44:43,617 --> 00:44:45,529 I didn't know you were coming back. 645 00:44:45,554 --> 00:44:47,592 - And shit-faced. - I, uh... 646 00:44:48,825 --> 00:44:50,373 I, um... 647 00:44:50,827 --> 00:44:53,201 [HE SIGHS AND GRUNTS] 648 00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:56,061 - I'll get you some water. - Thank you. 649 00:45:01,413 --> 00:45:03,409 I'm not sure what I'd do without you. 650 00:45:07,613 --> 00:45:09,061 I'm sure you'd cope. 651 00:45:32,621 --> 00:45:34,573 I, uh... 652 00:45:38,406 --> 00:45:39,670 [HE EXHALES LOUDLY] 653 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:44,600 I refuse to be anything like my parents. 654 00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:47,076 My mum, I love her, I really do, but she is weak. 655 00:45:47,101 --> 00:45:48,334 Always has been. 656 00:45:50,694 --> 00:45:52,178 My father... 657 00:45:55,014 --> 00:45:57,045 ... he's not even worth the oxygen. 658 00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:04,420 I'm a good man. 659 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,389 I have to be a good man. 660 00:46:16,609 --> 00:46:18,115 Or else what am I? 661 00:46:27,359 --> 00:46:29,084 [SHE SIGHS] 662 00:46:40,211 --> 00:46:43,053 _ 663 00:47:43,468 --> 00:47:44,670 Thanks. 664 00:47:50,811 --> 00:47:54,076 Never thought I'd be the kind of woman who checks up on her husband. 665 00:47:56,558 --> 00:47:58,533 I'm going back to work. 666 00:47:58,558 --> 00:48:00,162 I've e-mailed my old chambers already. 667 00:48:00,187 --> 00:48:02,397 - We agreed a year. - We agreed a lot. 668 00:48:02,779 --> 00:48:04,585 I can't do this right now. 669 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,834 Mum's shagging someone my age. 670 00:48:15,096 --> 00:48:18,107 She brought him to dinner to meet us. 671 00:48:18,179 --> 00:48:19,748 Like it was a... 672 00:48:20,775 --> 00:48:22,592 - ... a thing. - What's he like? 673 00:48:22,617 --> 00:48:23,865 A liar. 674 00:48:25,323 --> 00:48:26,608 Probably a criminal. 675 00:48:26,633 --> 00:48:28,648 And you got all that from the one meeting? 676 00:48:29,077 --> 00:48:32,053 He is half her age. 677 00:48:32,178 --> 00:48:35,811 Yeah, well, it would have been hard for her telling you all. 678 00:48:36,339 --> 00:48:38,709 Oh, for her? Are you serious? 679 00:48:39,162 --> 00:48:42,490 Would yous prefer it if she stayed miserable, then, would you? 680 00:48:42,982 --> 00:48:45,989 She's a woman in her own right. She is not just your mother. 681 00:48:46,069 --> 00:48:48,076 Unless you're jealous of him. 682 00:48:48,101 --> 00:48:49,920 You're really on her side? 683 00:48:50,350 --> 00:48:51,670 Like, really? 684 00:48:52,736 --> 00:48:55,420 It doesn't matter to you that I'm your husband? 685 00:48:55,837 --> 00:48:58,272 CRYING: That you're going to be loyal to me? 686 00:48:59,456 --> 00:49:01,408 Do you know who you sound like? 687 00:49:02,327 --> 00:49:03,764 Your father. 688 00:49:07,764 --> 00:49:09,623 [HE GRUNTS IN PAIN] 689 00:49:10,359 --> 00:49:11,787 Fuck... 690 00:49:20,808 --> 00:49:27,808 _ 691 00:49:37,629 --> 00:49:39,549 It will be okay. 692 00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:43,920 All right, it won't be okay, but... 693 00:49:44,436 --> 00:49:47,654 your mother is old enough to make her own mistakes. 694 00:49:48,225 --> 00:49:50,732 We just have to be there to pick up the pieces. 695 00:49:51,335 --> 00:49:53,161 Oh, that's cheered me up. 696 00:49:55,339 --> 00:49:58,083 Well, lucky for you, you miserable sod, 697 00:49:58,108 --> 00:50:01,147 whatever happens, whichever way it cuts, 698 00:50:01,617 --> 00:50:03,427 you've always got us. 699 00:50:31,076 --> 00:50:33,716 We just thought our own place in London might be nice. 700 00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:37,636 Your glass is empty, my love... 701 00:50:38,721 --> 00:50:40,943 ... which is entirely unacceptable. 702 00:50:40,968 --> 00:50:43,580 Mm, keeping me pickled to get me down the aisle, 703 00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:46,802 - aren't you, Mr Greene? - Busted. 704 00:50:49,581 --> 00:50:51,256 Patrick, would you mind grabbing us another bottle? 705 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,583 They're just in the garage, I think. 706 00:50:53,609 --> 00:50:55,616 Well, we can't be low in champagne, 707 00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:58,029 not with everything we have to celebrate. 708 00:50:58,865 --> 00:51:00,208 Thanks, mate. 709 00:51:07,249 --> 00:51:08,490 [HE SIGHS] 710 00:51:13,007 --> 00:51:14,927 [THUDDING] 711 00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,143 Mum, I'm sorry, but he's not a good man. 712 00:51:45,168 --> 00:51:47,888 - There are so many things... - I will say it one last time, Patrick. 713 00:51:48,959 --> 00:51:51,490 Do not make me choose. 714 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,513 Uncle Leo, isn't it amazing? It's a wedding! 715 00:52:19,538 --> 00:52:21,271 Go and help Auntie Della. Go on. 716 00:52:22,065 --> 00:52:23,310 Go on. 717 00:52:27,214 --> 00:52:30,029 Oi. Are you really going to behave like this all day? 718 00:52:30,054 --> 00:52:32,630 Mate, you promised. You said you'd stop it. 719 00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:37,576 There's still time. 720 00:52:44,813 --> 00:52:48,411 _ 721 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:51,841 Marriage is forever. 722 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,935 When you're given the right person, 723 00:52:55,335 --> 00:52:56,755 it's unbreakable. 724 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,271 It's being able to say what's mine is yours... 725 00:53:03,613 --> 00:53:05,593 ... and what's yours is mine. 726 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:10,115 It's the feeling that I have in my chest right now. 727 00:53:10,422 --> 00:53:13,600 A feeling that I am going to burst with pride 728 00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:15,628 when I say the words, "Ladies and gentlemen, 729 00:53:15,629 --> 00:53:19,161 "please raise your glasses to my wife... 730 00:53:20,456 --> 00:53:22,161 "... this is Julia... 731 00:53:22,744 --> 00:53:24,130 "... Greene." 732 00:53:30,373 --> 00:53:33,337 Your home is incredible. 733 00:53:37,990 --> 00:53:41,053 - You must be... - Benjamin. 734 00:53:41,601 --> 00:53:43,833 - I'm guessing you're... - Ted. 735 00:53:44,507 --> 00:53:46,600 I didn't realise that getting the divorce through 736 00:53:46,625 --> 00:53:48,569 would affect you so much. 737 00:53:49,629 --> 00:53:50,708 You okay? 738 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:56,593 What are you doing here? Go home, Della. 739 00:53:57,601 --> 00:54:00,333 PATRICK: If he's hiding something, we'll find out and fast. 740 00:54:02,150 --> 00:54:04,138 My hotel. Come on. Surely. 741 00:54:04,163 --> 00:54:06,083 And I'm paying, I suppose? 742 00:54:07,932 --> 00:54:09,271 Tell mum about Benjamin. 743 00:54:09,296 --> 00:54:11,841 We do this, she'll never trust us again. 744 00:54:12,323 --> 00:54:14,714 I told you that I am working on it, all right? 745 00:54:17,558 --> 00:54:19,699 Mum can really pick 'em. 746 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:24,159 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 52441

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