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♪ I'm on a mission to
search and destroy ♪
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♪ Don't get it twisted, I'm
ready to make some noise ♪
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♪ Thought you could play
me just like a Nintendo ♪
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♪ But don't you know that I'm loco ♪
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♪ I came to win, win, win,
better show me what you got ♪
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♪ I came to bring the fire
'cause you know I like it hot ♪
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♪ Gonna win, win, win, 'cause
I'm full of tiger blood ♪
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♪ I'm vicious like a viper
and I'm ready to turn it on ♪
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♪ Work hard and so we play hard... ♪
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- Hannah.
- Hannah, I saw you see us.
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I just started my run, okay?
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That's not true. You were
returning here to your home.
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What I do is I run up and
down the block multiple times
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till I feel like I'm gonna barf.
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I measured it out.
It's basically a mile.
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What are you doing here?
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Hannah, you haven't returned
any of our phone calls. Not one.
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Honey, I called you
23 times the other day.
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Yeah, does that not
strike you as a bit psycho?
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We just want to spend some
time with you, honey, okay?
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As a normal family unit.
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Well, I would say "normal family unit"
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kind of went out the window
when one of you became gay
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and the other started
dressing like Pat Benatar.
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Please be open to us, Hannah.
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Be open to the time we
want to spend with you.
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I have to finish my run.
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Bullshit.
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No, Mom, you don't know.
I've been running a lot.
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I'm not sure if you've
heard of "endor-phins,"
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but they've been really helping me.
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Helping me to deal with you.
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Endorphins.
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Comes on the...
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www.addic7ed.com
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I'm sorry I didn't
come. I was really close.
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The good news is I can only
come when I kind of hate someone.
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I'm working on that
with my online therapist.
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Well, I won't stop trying.
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Ray, you have to support
me professionally, okay?
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I mean, as much as it might
cause damage to us romantically,
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Desi and I are opening for
the Lumineers in Boston.
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That's great. That sounds amazing.
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I mean, I thought Lumineers
were teeth caps, but
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clearly, based on your enthusiasm,
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they must nurture some
important significance
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in the alternative rock universe.
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Except fucking Tandace is
coming on every stop of the tour.
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And I'm telling you,
she is deeply crazy.
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No one is that calm.
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Right, she is calm.
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Come with me.
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- On tour?
- Yes, totally.
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I mean, I will require a
lot of emotional support
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and some minor logistical support.
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You know, simple stuff, like
making sure I have coconut water
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and Smartwater and sort my vitamins
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and figure out how much
zinc to take, all that stuff.
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But I know you don't
want to be without me.
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I know that.
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- Um...
- Come on, please?
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- Please?
- You're so cute when you beg.
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- Please?
- I'm a human.
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I'm just a mortal man.
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Yeah, I'd love to
come. That sounds great.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, why not?
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- What about work?
- What about work? It'll be fine.
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Kippy can run the community
board meetings for a little while
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and Shosh has the
coffee shop on lockdown.
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- Are you still peeing?
- Huh? Yeah.
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I mean, I just want to make
sure I get every last drop out.
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You are not giving me
a UTI before a tour.
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Amazing work, Megan.
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Keep it moving, but also, like,
keep it connected. Just like...
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Hermie, Hermie, hi. Just a minute.
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Okay, I have some news
that is going to rock
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your Mephistos right off your socks.
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"The New York Times"
Thursday style section
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wants to come here and do
a piece on us next week.
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They love the hipster-hate angle.
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- They want to do a whole profile on our
- Uh...
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transformation, so I
bought a few shirts and I
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put them in your office and
I hung them in like descending
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- order of preference. Now,
- Shoshanna. Shoshanna.
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- the turquoise is my... Yes?
- Shoshanna!
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- I know I told you to lean in.
- Yeah.
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But you've gone too far.
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Now I want you to lean out.
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Oh, my God, are you firing me?
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No, no.
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We've made more money this
week than the past five months.
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It's just you're a very intense person.
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You've got a powerful
energy and it's too much.
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I need you to take it down a notch.
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I... oh, no.
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Hi, sir. Bye, sir.
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Your kind are not welcome here.
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Read the sign. Out.
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Hermie, Hermie, we cannot
actually turn people away.
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That's discrimination. We
just have to, like, you know,
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glare at them and make
them super uncomfortable
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and bully them until they
leave of their own volition.
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Listen to me, muffin.
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From now on, anybody who
walks through that door
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with a bun on top of their head
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or tattoos that were not acquired during
a naval adventure on the South Pacific,
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we treat 'em like a hippie
at Disneyland in '68.
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This is a haven for normal people...
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working men and ladies.
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Free refills, everybody. This week only.
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We're taking back the night.
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You're either with me
or you're against me.
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I am so with you, Hermie.
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Please save me all of those magical
quotes for "The New York Times."
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All right, Sample, let's eat.
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Okay, oi.
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Spoon is an airplane.
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And it's crashing into your face.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. That's way too much for one bite.
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- What do you mean?
- That's too much food. She could choke.
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But she's not choking.
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She's just spitting it
out like a normal person.
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- So, what, now you're just gonna do it?
- Here.
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Can I at least get some
fucking credit here?
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- Look what I got.
- You told me I sucked with the baby
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and now I'm trying to
be better with the baby
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and you're still telling
me I'm fucking up the baby.
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I watched two YouTube
videos about babies, Adam.
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That's a good girl.
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If you want someone who's so good
with babies, why don't you call Hannah?
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She loves babies. She's always
trying to accidentally French them.
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Why the fuck would you
mention Hannah right now?
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I'm sorry, I can't mention her?
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- Can't even have thoughts about her?
- Um, no, you can think it all you want,
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but don't feel the need
to share it with me.
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It's okay.
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I'm thinking about her right now.
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Banana, you don't seem like
you're having fun with us.
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I'm not. You guys are depressing.
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- No, we're not.
- Yeah, no, we're a little depressing.
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Honey, is it because we're
trying to make it work?
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Yes.
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Hannah, stop judging.
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You know what? I don't
like being judged either.
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That's why I had to end
my relationship with Fran,
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so I will stop judging you.
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If you get better haircuts.
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- If you want us to, we'll get haircuts.
- We will.
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Thank you. Now, I need
everyone to stop talking to me
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'cause I'm trying to get in
the zone for The Moth tonight.
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Well, that's fun. What's that?
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Oh, it's like an open-mic
storytelling contest
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that can lead to NPR opportunities
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and be kind of a doorway to Ira Glass.
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So, you're writing again?
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I don't know, but I
have something to say.
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What are you wearing?
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I would say just, like, this
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with, like, a blazer and,
like, a belt with trinkets.
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- No.
- No.
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What if I add, like, a chunky heel?
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- No. No.
- No. No.
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Let's go shoppin'.
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- Oh, my God. This stuff is so cute.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mom, I would wear this on
a date with Mark Ruffalo.
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I would wear this to
lunch with Graydon Carter.
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Yeah, it's very good for our body type.
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We don't have the same body type.
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Hey, which of your friends
are coming tonight?
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Oh, I don't know. Not Jessa.
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
That is such fucking bullshit.
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I just spend all my
time trying not to sink
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to their level, which is really hard.
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When I saw them last, I said,
"Good day, sirs and misses,"
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like I was a fucking Newsy.
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Good for you.
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I had a friend who
stole my boyfriend once.
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Dale. He was such a hunk.
Captain of the debate team.
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And then Cadence, this math major bitch,
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she started sleeping with him when I
went home for Great-Aunt Bibs' funeral.
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Can you imagine? I'm already
mourning Bibs and then this.
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- But you know what?
- What?
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Two years later, she steps in front of
a car, freak accident, and she's dead.
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Now, I'm not saying that's
gonna happen to Jessa,
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but I'm also saying I hope
it does, for your sake.
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It freed me from so much anger, anger
that probably would've killed me.
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And then Dale wanted you again?
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I didn't even think of that. I
was just so happy Cadence was dead.
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Hannah, open up the door, okay?
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Hannah, I'm not fucking around.
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I need to get in there
and wash my lower half,
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by which I mean my dick and my balls
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- and my a... hey!
- Hey!
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- Come on in. Hi.
- Hi!
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- My, what a nice surprise.
- Come on in.
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I thought I was gonna
have another morning alone,
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ever since your dumb
daughter started running.
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- Yes.
- Yep, okay.
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- You all right, Elijah?
- Uh-huh.
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You sleep at all, Elijah?
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Yeah, yeah, no, I slept...
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yeah, I slept Wednesday.
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Well, it's Saturday...
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- now. It sure is Saturday.
- Oh, well...
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- Tad, Calendar Man.
- Yeah.
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I don't know, yeah. I've just
been having a good time, you know?
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Just letting the chips fall
where they may, you know?
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Just having a good old
time. What about you?
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You here for another gay-for-all?
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No, I'm here with my wife.
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Oh, Tad.
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That is the saddest
thing I have ever heard.
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Doing my best.
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Really?
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Well, maybe your best isn't good enough.
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- Yeah.
- You know?
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Maybe your fuckin' best
isn't good enough, Tad.
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Yeah.
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I need your bosom.
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Okay.
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Oh, Tad, what does it matter, anyway?
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You know, just a bunch of
fuckin' assholes out there
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just getting whatever they want
while the rest of us just rot.
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Look at me, I'm just trying to
live my life, be a good person,
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and the rich keep getting richer
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while I turn to dust on
Bleecker Street, you know?
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Fuckin' Tad, you know,
I just want to be happy.
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Is that w... I mean,
I just want to be happy.
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I just want one day
where I just feel good.
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Of course, of course you do.
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I just feel like...
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I just feel like giving up.
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Don't you?
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No.
241
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I feel like I'm just starting.
242
00:10:50,248 --> 00:10:53,699
She ate once, shat
twice, slept for an hour.
243
00:10:53,701 --> 00:10:55,520
Can't thank you enough, man.
244
00:10:55,990 --> 00:11:00,105
I mean, I was able to get
protein powder and underpants,
245
00:11:00,107 --> 00:11:01,658
saw my friend Justin.
246
00:11:01,803 --> 00:11:06,578
You know, just to have, like,
a second to breathe was crucial.
247
00:11:07,516 --> 00:11:09,096
Hey, Samps.
248
00:11:09,098 --> 00:11:11,950
Hey, Samps, girl. Hi.
249
00:11:11,952 --> 00:11:13,169
Hey, look at me.
250
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,517
I'm looking at you.
251
00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:17,681
No, no, no, really
look at me in my face.
252
00:11:18,564 --> 00:11:19,793
Okay.
253
00:11:21,885 --> 00:11:23,085
Okay.
254
00:11:23,615 --> 00:11:24,825
You okay?
255
00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:27,873
- Here's Daddy!
- Oh, hi.
256
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:30,906
Oh, I missed you. Hi.
257
00:11:30,908 --> 00:11:32,962
I missed you so much.
258
00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:35,450
We're gonna get this on
you and then we're gonna go.
259
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:38,281
We're gonna get this fuckin' thing...
260
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,705
You know what? I'll carry her.
261
00:11:39,707 --> 00:11:41,214
- I'll just carry you. I'd rather
- Okay.
262
00:11:41,216 --> 00:11:44,806
do that anyway, all
right? Here's your bag.
263
00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:46,649
- Thank you again, man.
- Mm-hmm.
264
00:11:46,651 --> 00:11:49,003
Really appreciate it. You wanna say bye?
265
00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:50,222
Bye, bye, bye.
266
00:11:50,224 --> 00:11:52,035
Yeah, here we go.
267
00:11:52,037 --> 00:11:55,155
What should we do tonight?
You wanna watch cartoons?
268
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,484
Okay, he seems okay to me.
269
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,885
Now we can do something fun.
270
00:12:05,023 --> 00:12:06,976
We could ride a water taxi
271
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:10,827
or maybe go have sex at Trader Joe's.
272
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,332
You know, last time we saw Hannah...
273
00:12:14,349 --> 00:12:17,578
I'm sorry, just one last thing
I can't get out of my head.
274
00:12:18,002 --> 00:12:19,585
Last time we saw Hannah,
275
00:12:19,736 --> 00:12:24,023
she called me "miss" and you "sir."
276
00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,209
Didn't that upset you?
277
00:12:26,294 --> 00:12:29,658
No, it didn't. I'm fuckin' fine, thanks.
278
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:32,632
In fact, you bringing it up all the
time is really starting to piss me off.
279
00:12:32,634 --> 00:12:34,492
She's not in our lives anymore.
280
00:12:34,494 --> 00:12:36,400
Why can't you just fucking let it go?
281
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:38,438
You really don't get it, do you?
282
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,770
No, no. I really don't.
283
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:45,240
Hannah is my dearest friend.
284
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,036
She will always come first.
285
00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:50,264
We may not be talking right now.
286
00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:53,503
And I hope to God that that changes.
287
00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:58,779
So, you saying that she's not in our
lives anymore doesn't work for me.
288
00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:02,545
You know people hate me. I'm
a hate-able kind of person.
289
00:13:02,547 --> 00:13:03,937
I don't know why. I can't help it.
290
00:13:03,939 --> 00:13:06,380
Maybe it's 'cause I have
a big ass and good hair.
291
00:13:06,382 --> 00:13:11,032
But I know... I know
that I have principles.
292
00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:15,104
And one thing I don't do is
steal people's boyfriends.
293
00:13:15,106 --> 00:13:16,905
But you ruined that.
294
00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:19,761
Don't you see that?
295
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:22,580
I'll never forgive you.
296
00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:25,114
I will never forgive you for that.
297
00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:30,053
We could die in the same bed
and I will never forgive you.
298
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,978
Jessa, come back here!
299
00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:01,487
Fuck.
300
00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:05,058
Sophie, you run that website?
301
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,062
- Uh-huh.
- That's amazing.
302
00:14:07,228 --> 00:14:11,603
- It's called, um, Desmerize.
- No, I know what it's called.
303
00:14:11,605 --> 00:14:14,602
It's my favorite one. I'm on
that site like all the time.
304
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:17,403
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
305
00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:19,405
What?
306
00:14:19,407 --> 00:14:21,694
- It's just that, um...
- What?
307
00:14:22,077 --> 00:14:26,146
Um, ever since you were
on "Charmed," I've, like...
308
00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:31,250
- loved you.
- Oh, my God, Sophie, I love you.
309
00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:32,805
Oh.
310
00:14:34,334 --> 00:14:36,589
And let's, um... let's
definitely do that interview later
311
00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,416
- that we talked about?
- Okay, definitely.
312
00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,395
- Okay, cool.
- I can't wait.
313
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,729
- Hi, girls.
- Hey.
314
00:14:43,356 --> 00:14:44,563
Later.
315
00:14:44,565 --> 00:14:45,765
Hey.
316
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:46,849
- Hey.
- Hey.
317
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,419
- How's it going?
- Ray.
318
00:14:48,781 --> 00:14:50,064
Where's Tandace?
319
00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,948
Yeah, she... fuck, her dad died,
320
00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:55,459
- so she, er, she had to take five.
- Oh, no.
321
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,209
- Whoa.
- Yeah, yeah.
322
00:14:57,562 --> 00:15:00,355
Was it a... sudden, or...?
323
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:04,673
I don't really know the details, but
it sounded pretty serious, you know?
324
00:15:05,692 --> 00:15:08,419
Desi, look, I, ah, I'm gonna
be joining you guys on the tour,
325
00:15:08,879 --> 00:15:10,904
um, carrying guitar cases,
326
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,904
fetching snacks, and so on.
327
00:15:12,906 --> 00:15:14,388
- Oh.
- So, ah, I just really
328
00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:18,459
hope we can figure out a way to
keep things, um, cordial, you know?
329
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:21,832
Maybe even enjoy a sparkling
beverage at the end of the day.
330
00:15:21,936 --> 00:15:25,390
I mean, I don't drink, but, you
know, I've never refused a juice.
331
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:28,545
- All right. Exactly.
- We're all adults here.
332
00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,554
I don't believe a fuckin'
thing coming out of your mouth.
333
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,614
Well, that's on you, because
the only time I ever lied
334
00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:37,270
is when I said I cared
that you lived or died!
335
00:15:37,272 --> 00:15:39,313
I'm so fucking out of here.
336
00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:42,877
No, you're not going anywhere. I'm
not gonna let Hannah break us apart.
337
00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:45,710
I'll fuckin' run her over
with a car if I have to.
338
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:49,556
God fuckin'... God damn
it! Fucking best friend?!
339
00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:52,022
Oh, you have great
taste in friends, then.
340
00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:54,584
She's a lazy, e-e-entitled,
341
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,786
manipulative, myopic narcissist
342
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:59,154
who knows a fuck of a lot
less than she thinks she does.
343
00:15:59,156 --> 00:16:01,448
Why do you think I hated
you for so fucking long?
344
00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:03,476
Because Hannah fucking hates you!
345
00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:07,372
Welcome to having a friend,
346
00:16:07,374 --> 00:16:10,791
something you would know
nothing about, you fucking
347
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,756
- dumb fuck, goat-faced fuck!
- And Hannah is a cunt
348
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,422
whether she's around or not.
349
00:16:18,706 --> 00:16:20,659
Hannah's a bitch and a cunt!
350
00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:23,447
Hannah's a fucking bitch and a cunt!
351
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:26,675
- We're done with her!
- Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
352
00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:27,917
We're done with her?
353
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:30,726
We will never be done
with her, you shit!
354
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:32,166
Fuck!
355
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,180
Jesus.
356
00:16:41,313 --> 00:16:42,846
No fuckin' way!
357
00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:44,630
Come out!
358
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:48,471
Open this fucking door!
359
00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,345
I'm not kidding!
360
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:01,489
You're kidding me.
361
00:17:07,008 --> 00:17:08,297
I'm sorry.
362
00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:12,574
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
363
00:17:13,322 --> 00:17:14,882
You didn't scare me.
364
00:17:15,462 --> 00:17:18,167
It was just so over-the-top unnecessary.
365
00:17:18,297 --> 00:17:19,903
Well, you're gonna
make a great therapist
366
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,335
because you're fucking insane.
367
00:17:21,337 --> 00:17:23,237
And you're gonna be an amazing actor
368
00:17:23,239 --> 00:17:25,950
because you're a
narcissist and a sociopath!
369
00:17:26,352 --> 00:17:28,864
Hannah told me everything about you.
370
00:17:28,866 --> 00:17:30,082
Everything!
371
00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:33,636
I used to think she was being dramatic,
but now I know it was all true.
372
00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:36,136
- You're actually the worst!
- Fuck you.
373
00:17:36,969 --> 00:17:38,552
Ass fuck!
374
00:17:51,252 --> 00:17:56,005
This particular line of people
is literally my worst nightmare.
375
00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:59,015
Well, you're dressed
like Lance Bass, so...
376
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:09,713
- So, when do you go on?
- Well, I don't know if I go on.
377
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,878
You know, I put my name in, and
if they pick me, they pick me.
378
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,689
And then they vote based on looks?
379
00:18:13,691 --> 00:18:16,152
No, Elijah, they vote on
adherence to the theme,
380
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:20,258
general storytelling ability,
okay, and charisma, et cetera.
381
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:23,774
Okay, well, that's too bad
because you are a moth nine.
382
00:18:24,246 --> 00:18:26,236
Why don't you guys go
sit down? Where's Dad?
383
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:30,273
Well, he'll be here soon, I think.
Or, I don't know, maybe he won't.
384
00:18:30,769 --> 00:18:32,480
I'll go get us a seat.
385
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,725
Hannah, how are you ever going
to get to the front of this line?
386
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:38,966
The only time you shove is to
get free samples at Whole Foods.
387
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,802
- I don't shove at Whole Foods.
- I'll do it.
388
00:18:40,804 --> 00:18:43,464
Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi, excuse me.
389
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:45,809
Excuse me, ma'am. Sorry, sir. Excuse me.
390
00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:48,721
I'm sorry. Excuse me real
quick. I lost my place earlier.
391
00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:51,203
Excuse me, sir, jeez.
392
00:18:56,476 --> 00:18:59,316
I put your name in twice.
393
00:19:02,028 --> 00:19:03,228
Hi.
394
00:19:03,662 --> 00:19:04,866
Hello.
395
00:19:05,537 --> 00:19:07,287
You waiting to sign up, or...?
396
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:10,830
Yeah, should I pull a you
and put my name in twice?
397
00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:13,072
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, um, listen.
398
00:19:13,074 --> 00:19:15,894
I'm not gonna tell nobody,
but that was uncool.
399
00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,586
I hear you. I didn't think it was cool.
400
00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:20,028
There are actually people in
there trying to live their dream.
401
00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:23,253
I know. There's no part of me
that is defending that action.
402
00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:26,383
I have a podcast. I care.
403
00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:27,848
I get it.
404
00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:30,559
Hello, everybody, welcome to The Moth.
405
00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:40,226
I'm Ophira Eisenberg and
tonight's theme is jealousy,
406
00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:42,691
which should be a perfect way for you
407
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,404
to frame your sex stories.
408
00:19:45,754 --> 00:19:48,306
So we'll be choosing our
storytellers at random.
409
00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:51,857
They will come up here and tell
a true story from their life.
410
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:54,373
All right, everybody,
let's get things started.
411
00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:05,512
Our first storyteller of the
evening is Leslie Johnstone.
412
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,933
I hate Doug.
413
00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:13,098
I hooked up with him two nights earlier.
414
00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:15,691
But who I really hate
is this Australian woman
415
00:20:15,693 --> 00:20:17,866
who he hooked up with one night earlier.
416
00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:20,781
I don't remember her name,
so let's just call her Cunty.
417
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,285
I'm lying in my bed at night,
418
00:20:26,377 --> 00:20:28,801
and what I'm subconsciously wishing for
419
00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:31,078
is some sort of a transformation.
420
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,929
So, in high school,
she was such a knockout
421
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:38,233
that the boys nicknamed
her Boom Boom Shauna.
422
00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:41,841
When I was in college,
instead of asking a girl out,
423
00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:44,730
I would ask her if I
could ask her out sometime.
424
00:20:44,732 --> 00:20:46,915
In reality, what's really
going through your mind is,
425
00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:49,916
"I'm going to buy a house today."
426
00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:58,318
Our next storyteller is...
427
00:20:59,577 --> 00:21:01,556
Hannah "Horvayth."
428
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,934
Wait, wait, wait, you
can't bring those up.
429
00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:08,786
- But they're my prompts.
- What, are you an idiot?
430
00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:10,857
Nah, you'll get disqualified. No notes.
431
00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:12,148
Okay.
432
00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:13,454
Thank you.
433
00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:15,122
Oh, I'm sorry.
434
00:21:22,078 --> 00:21:23,303
Thanks.
435
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:30,538
It's actually Horvath, but having your
Polish last name properly pronounced
436
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,092
is, you know, kind of low
on the list of priorities.
437
00:21:33,094 --> 00:21:35,230
There's police brutality
to worry about and stuff.
438
00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:38,770
So, um...
439
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,691
what follows is a
classic tale of jealousy
440
00:21:43,871 --> 00:21:46,707
and beating it back like the
medieval dragon that it is.
441
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:50,252
In this story, I am Viggo
Mortensen in "Lord of the Rings,"
442
00:21:50,254 --> 00:21:53,267
and jealousy is powerless
against my sword.
443
00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:56,868
And this begins the way all
stories of jealousy do...
444
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:58,153
all great stories of jealousy...
445
00:21:58,155 --> 00:22:01,478
which is with my ex-boyfriend
and my best friend fucking.
446
00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:05,004
And this is not just any best friend.
447
00:22:05,006 --> 00:22:07,256
This is the best friend
who I would say looks like
448
00:22:07,258 --> 00:22:10,293
Brigitte Bardot had
a baby with a mermaid.
449
00:22:12,385 --> 00:22:16,252
She literally had an open
fungal sore on her face
450
00:22:16,254 --> 00:22:18,327
and Matthew Perry still asked her out.
451
00:22:20,278 --> 00:22:23,540
So, um, I guess I'm not what you
would describe as, like, a chill girl.
452
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,355
I'm not like a cool, relaxed lady.
453
00:22:25,357 --> 00:22:27,059
Like, you would never meet
me and be like, "That Hannah,
454
00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:29,449
she really goes with the
flow like a funky youth."
455
00:22:29,451 --> 00:22:32,536
You would be like, "Has she snorted
Adderall in the last 60 minutes?"
456
00:22:32,538 --> 00:22:38,320
So when I found out about my
ex-boyfriend and my best friend,
457
00:22:38,322 --> 00:22:42,502
um, I was weirdly calm,
considering that fact.
458
00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:44,394
Frozen, even, you know?
459
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:47,512
I tried to imagine all
these horrible things,
460
00:22:47,514 --> 00:22:49,813
like him licking her
elephant tramp stamp
461
00:22:49,815 --> 00:22:53,108
and sucking her tiny tit
while she cupped his balls
462
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:56,169
and then he sucked on her lip,
which is shaped like a rosebud.
463
00:22:56,306 --> 00:22:58,038
And I tried to get
myself really worked up
464
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,240
and just imagine all this
horrible stuff on a loop,
465
00:23:00,704 --> 00:23:04,836
but the fact is is that I wasn't angry,
466
00:23:04,838 --> 00:23:06,153
I was sad.
467
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:10,686
I was sad about what I
thought they knew I was.
468
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,485
I thought they were sitting there going
like, "Oh, God, Hannah's freaking out.
469
00:23:13,487 --> 00:23:15,534
She's gonna kill a cat and
she's gonna nail it to our door.
470
00:23:15,536 --> 00:23:19,846
She's going to cry so hard that
all of Greenpoint fills with tears
471
00:23:19,848 --> 00:23:21,858
and it's like fuckin' Waterworld."
472
00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:24,536
And you know what? They weren't wrong.
473
00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:28,110
I had to fight really, really
hard not to be that girl.
474
00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:32,341
And it wasn't easy. I thought about,
um, throwing a bike through his window,
475
00:23:32,343 --> 00:23:35,715
but, A, he lives on the third floor.
I have very poor upper body strength.
476
00:23:35,717 --> 00:23:37,440
And, B, he probably would have
appreciated it and been like,
477
00:23:37,442 --> 00:23:38,801
"Thanks for the bike."
478
00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,551
I thought about sending
her a text that said,
479
00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:46,919
"How does the wind feel caressing
your two faces, young lady?"
480
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:51,835
But instead I sat and cried and thought
481
00:23:51,837 --> 00:23:55,116
and ate and wrote and masturbated
thinking about Chris Farley,
482
00:23:55,118 --> 00:23:58,079
which is a thing from my childhood
that I haven't fully worked through yet.
483
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,840
But when I heard tonight's
theme was jealousy,
484
00:24:01,842 --> 00:24:05,631
I knew that I needed an
end to my story, a real end,
485
00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:08,354
and that end came about 20
minutes before I arrived here
486
00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:13,549
when I delivered a very nice and not
at all cheap fruit basket to his door,
487
00:24:13,551 --> 00:24:16,098
along with a note that said, "Good luck.
488
00:24:16,298 --> 00:24:17,998
I mean it sincerely.
489
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,949
In perpetuity, Hannah."
490
00:24:21,842 --> 00:24:24,219
'Cause that's the fact, you know?
491
00:24:24,489 --> 00:24:26,652
I'm Hannah forever.
492
00:24:26,847 --> 00:24:29,616
No matter what I do, no
matter whether I, you know,
493
00:24:29,618 --> 00:24:33,320
start a new nuclear missile
crisis with my emotions
494
00:24:33,322 --> 00:24:37,386
or just sit back and chill and
give someone a fruit basket.
495
00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:41,267
I can only control the mayhem
that I create around me.
496
00:24:41,269 --> 00:24:44,970
But the crazy thing is that when
I showed up, I heard screaming
497
00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:49,501
and I heard my name and I heard madness,
498
00:24:49,503 --> 00:24:52,243
and I knew that I was free,
499
00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:54,589
at least for tonight.
500
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,554
That's all. Thank you.
501
00:25:01,498 --> 00:25:03,033
Whoo!
502
00:25:07,722 --> 00:25:09,038
Ten.
503
00:25:15,946 --> 00:25:19,865
♪ You're just too good to be true ♪
504
00:25:19,867 --> 00:25:23,976
♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪
505
00:25:23,978 --> 00:25:27,837
♪ You'd be like heaven to touch ♪
506
00:25:27,839 --> 00:25:31,710
♪ I wanna hold you so much ♪
507
00:25:31,712 --> 00:25:35,581
♪ At long last love has arrived ♪
508
00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:39,551
♪ And I thank God I'm alive ♪
509
00:25:39,553 --> 00:25:42,153
♪ You're just too good to be true... ♪
510
00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:44,809
Desi?
511
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,497
It's Marnie. I need to get in there.
512
00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:49,928
I need my in-ear monitors, I
need my open-toed shoes. Come on.
513
00:25:50,193 --> 00:25:51,480
I really love your website.
514
00:25:52,047 --> 00:25:53,253
Desi?
515
00:25:53,255 --> 00:25:54,561
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
516
00:25:54,563 --> 00:25:56,450
Desi, come on, man. Open the door.
517
00:25:56,452 --> 00:25:57,703
Whoa.
518
00:25:57,787 --> 00:25:59,315
Open the door!
519
00:26:00,775 --> 00:26:03,442
She needs her fucking open-toed shoes!
520
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,648
♪ ...feel like I feel ♪
521
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:10,115
♪ Please let me know that it's real ♪
522
00:26:10,117 --> 00:26:13,952
♪ You're just too good to be true ♪
523
00:26:13,954 --> 00:26:18,625
♪ Can't take my eyes off of you... ♪
524
00:26:21,987 --> 00:26:24,818
I am gonna die having done nothing.
525
00:26:25,633 --> 00:26:28,462
I don't have a lot of time
left in the scheme of things.
526
00:26:28,799 --> 00:26:31,177
Well, I'm gonna die having done nothing,
527
00:26:31,522 --> 00:26:34,232
and I have a ton of time
left in the scheme of things.
528
00:26:34,308 --> 00:26:38,727
I'm gonna live, like, 80
more years. It's horrible!
529
00:26:43,651 --> 00:26:46,552
I'm like three beers away
from trying to fuck you.
530
00:26:46,955 --> 00:26:48,738
Apparently, you're my type.
531
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:53,471
♪ Oh, pretty baby... ♪
532
00:26:53,473 --> 00:26:55,390
♪ Don't bring me down, I pray ♪
533
00:26:55,392 --> 00:26:57,329
♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪
534
00:26:57,331 --> 00:26:59,221
♪ Now that I've found you, stay ♪
535
00:26:59,223 --> 00:27:02,835
♪ And let me love you, baby ♪
536
00:27:02,837 --> 00:27:06,338
♪ Let me love you ♪
537
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:10,361
♪ You're just too good to be true ♪
538
00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:14,287
♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪
539
00:27:14,568 --> 00:27:18,567
♪ You'd be like heaven to touch ♪
540
00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:22,354
♪ I wanna hold you so much ♪
541
00:27:22,356 --> 00:27:26,167
♪ At long last love has arrived ♪
542
00:27:26,169 --> 00:27:30,131
♪ And I thank God I'm alive ♪
543
00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:33,779
♪ You're just too good to be true ♪
544
00:27:33,781 --> 00:27:38,462
♪ Can't take my eyes off of you... ♪
545
00:27:47,270 --> 00:27:49,926
♪ I love you, baby ♪
546
00:27:49,928 --> 00:27:51,862
♪ And if it's quite all right ♪
547
00:27:51,864 --> 00:27:55,804
♪ I need you, baby, to
warm the lonely night ♪
548
00:27:55,806 --> 00:27:58,324
♪ I love you, baby ♪
549
00:27:58,326 --> 00:28:02,829
♪ Trust in me when I say ♪
550
00:28:02,831 --> 00:28:05,331
♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪
551
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,307
- ♪ Don't bring me down, I pray ♪
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552
00:28:07,309 --> 00:28:09,336
- ♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪
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553
00:28:09,338 --> 00:28:11,262
- ♪ Now that I've found you, stay ♪
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554
00:28:11,264 --> 00:28:13,682
♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪
555
00:28:13,684 --> 00:28:16,074
♪ Trust in me when I say... ♪
556
00:28:17,305 --> 00:28:23,179
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