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So how do we feel about these aviators?
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I think I look great,
like a business pilot.
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They're a bit serial killer-y.
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Okay. Good feedback.
Tad harsh, but fair.
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So then, how about these
browline clubmasters?
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Style on top, substance down below.
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Have you considered a monocle?
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You could be like Mr. Peanut!
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What's up with the glasses anyways, Dad?
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You're always touting your 20/20 vision.
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Well, I'm excited to report
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those clear-seeing days are over
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because I'm turning 40!
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The age one's vision
officially begins to fail.
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I will never fail an eye exam
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because I have memorized
the letter board.
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E, F-P, T-O-Z,
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P-D-L-E, D-E-F-Z-C,
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F-C-Z-D-E-P.
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Well, I'm excited for glasses.
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I can finally look as wise as I feel.
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The waiting's the hardest part.
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See? Wisdom.
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Glasses or no glasses,
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how are we gonna
celebrate your birthday?
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I'm thinking
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- yacht ride.
- ♪ Yeah ♪
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I've already decided
on the perfect plan.
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Camping!
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know,
homey, now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
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Dad, have you ever been camping before?
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- No.
- Then where did this come from?
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I just watched "Legends of the Fall,"
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and I can't stop thinking about it.
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The big sky, the rugged land,
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the raw emotions, and then it hit me.
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I want to spend my 40th
in the great outdoors.
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Is this like when you watched
the movie "Roger Rabbit"
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and wanted a rabbit?
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No, I just think it'll be fun to explore
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the frontier as a family.
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What kind of role does
the mother character
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play in this film? Mm...
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None, really. She abandoned the family.
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Perfect.
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So no camping for me
in this reenactment.
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Such a shame.
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♪
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Looks like it's gonna
be only us Huang men
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out in the wilderness.
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We'll be just like the Ludlows...
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Anthony Hopkins, Brad Pitt,
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those two other guys.
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♪
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♪
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Howdy. Glad you made it.
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Careful where you step.
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This horse just took a huge dump.
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[Horse whinnies]
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♪
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To be Brad Pitt, even for a day...
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♪
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Anyway. Camping. Cool, right?
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Yeah, Dad. Super cool.
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Totally. Camping sounds awesome.
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Yeah, super totally.
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Great! I'll grab a map
and start a gear list.
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It will be comprehensive because
we don't have any gear.
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Oh, uh, Ma. Did you want to...
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_
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There are no canoes in
"Legend of the Fall."
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[Scoffs]
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♪
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- G-7.
- Miss.
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Ugh, another miss?
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[Laughing] How? I haven't
had a single hit
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in nearly an hour.
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Wait. Are you moving the ships?
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They're under attack. Why
would they stay still?
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Jessica, you can't...
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[Chuckles]
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You know what? It's fine.
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I'm just happy to be playing at all.
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Marvin doesn't play?
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I thought he was in the Navy.
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I got this for Marvin's
birthday one year,
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and he totally freaked out.
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He said, "There's no way four
shots could sink a battleship."
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- Hmm.
- Oh, speaking of birthdays,
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what did you get Louis for his 40th?
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What I always get him.
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A tie.
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A tie?
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Don't you want to get him
something a little nicer?
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I thought about getting it monogrammed,
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but I don't like his initials.
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I just mean turning 40 is a big deal.
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If this were the Middle Ages,
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he'd be the oldest person in the world.
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Well, it's not the Middle Ages.
Everyone turns 40 these days.
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You hit triple digits,
then we will talk.
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[Inhales deeply]
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B-3.
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[Scoffs] Hit.
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You sunk my destroyer.
That's the last of my fleet.
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Still undefeated at
children's board games!
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♪
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What are we gonna do about
Dad's terrible camping idea?
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I guess we suck it up.
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I'm already practicing
my fake enthusiasm.
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"Whoa, if that's Orion's
Belt, where are his pants?"
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No way. I'm not spending
my weekend outside.
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I can't pee when I know there
could be animals watching.
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Exactly. Camping is hard,
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and birthdays are supposed to be fun.
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What choice do we have?
It's Dad's birthday.
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He gets to decide.
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That's why we have to convince him
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to decide to do something else,
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like throwing a party.
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Ooh. Bring on the birthday
cake and Shirley Temples.
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Man, I love Shirley Temples!
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That was real enthusiasm!
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Then we're agreed.
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What Dad really wants
to do is have a party.
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Great because I am not
sleeping on the ground.
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You think this posture just happens?
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♪
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[Door opens, closes]
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Honey, I know you're pregnant again,
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but we need to set limits
on your cravings-requests.
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I was just here...
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Have a seat, Jessica.
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Marvin and I were talking,
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and, out of love,
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we wanted to discuss
your gift-giving habits.
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Think of this as an intervention.
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A-A conversation.
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We're worried you're not
putting enough thought
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into Louis' birthday gift.
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You should get him something
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a little more personal than a tie.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Like the game "Battleship"?
- Please don't...
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Ugh, I think that
"Battleship" is a trash game.
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Here we go.
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To reduce the Navy to a plastic grid
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of numbers and letters.
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What a farce.
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Sweetheart, it's a classic
game. Everyone loves it.
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Oh, does everyone know
how vast the ocean is?
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How complex?
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It's a living, breathing organism,
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for goodness' sake.
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Back to Louis' birthday gift...
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I know my husband,
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and I know he doesn't want
a fuss made over him,
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so no big parties.
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No horse that does tricks.
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No sentimental gifts from me.
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But the 40th is different, Jessica.
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You... You begin to see life
in an entirely new way.
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Like my old diesel mechanic used to say,
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"On that day, you're not over the hill.
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You're on top of it."
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That's beautiful, sugar bear.
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- I miss that garage.
- Aww.
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I grew up there
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in ways that I should
probably keep to myself.
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So what did you get Louis?
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Oh, I got him a top-of-the-line,
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American felling ax.
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It represents the importance
of exploring the world
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and building a life no
matter how old you get.
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Well, if you're such gift experts,
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what did you get Marvin
when he turned 40?
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Uh...
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I was 8.
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So nothing then.
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♪
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Hey, boys.
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I'm getting us all knives
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for whittling or maybe blood oaths.
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Sounds great, Dad.
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Also we were thinking
we could skip camping
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and throw a party here
in Orlando instead.
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No camping? But you
guys were so excited.
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And I was excited to teach you
guys things you've never done...
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Build a fire, forage for berries,
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hang our clothes on a
branch while we swim.
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But, Dad, this is your big 4-0.
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We should spend it celebrating
everything that makes you you.
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To list... great friends, great food,
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music and dancing.
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You love dancing.
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Weren't you the Cha Cha King of Taipei?
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Can't dance in the woods.
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I guess that's true.
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I wasn't burning firewood in my day.
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I was burning up dance floors.
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You give me a soft
leather sole and a beat,
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and I'd give you the world.
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See? All we're saying is it's your 40th.
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- You should go big.
- And think about it.
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You won't get another milestone
birthday until you're 50.
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And who knows where
we'll all be by then?
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Evan: Yeah. 10 years from now,
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I could be studying in Paris.
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Or at the rate I'm skipping
grades, governing it.
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Eddie: And I'll probably be coming
off the bench for the Knicks.
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I mean, someone's got to foul Shaq.
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I guess I never thought of it that way.
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You know what? Let's do it.
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I'd love to plan a party with you guys.
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You sure you're down for this?
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Is the hypotenuse the
longest side of a triangle?
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- Yes. The answer is yes.
- Yes.
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♪
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I'm so glad we pulled this off.
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I'm already thinking about
that Shirley Temple.
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The key is the two-to-one
ratio of grenadine to Sprite.
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Two to one?!
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Way too sweet! What are
you, a hummingbird?
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Hey, who's ready to party...
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plan?
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[Thuds]
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Is this all for one day?!
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Well, technically, two days
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should the festivities go past midnight,
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which they will, if we do our jobs.
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Wait. When did camping
turn into a party?
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Oh, well, the boys had a good point.
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You only turn 40 once. It's a big deal.
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Anyway, I'll let you
boys look through this.
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I can't wait to brainstorm
my entrance song.
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I'm thinking "Louie Louie."
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♪
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[Sighs]
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♪
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I thought he wanted to keep it simple.
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Eddie: There are five
pages on color schemes.
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How many versions of gold can there be?
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"Muted Champagne"?
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"October Wheat"?
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There's an entire section called "Vibe."
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That's what caught your eye?
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Not the tab labeled
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"Coconut Bras... Question mark"?
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How did this happen?
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Camping sounded like a lot,
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and Dad was into the idea of a party.
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We thought it would be easier.
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Well, you seem to have
this under control,
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so I'm just gonna go to the kitchen
262
00:08:41,705 --> 00:08:42,672
and check on dinner.
263
00:08:42,673 --> 00:08:46,242
♪
264
00:08:46,243 --> 00:08:47,293
[Door closes]
265
00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:49,645
Honey, we have a crisis.
266
00:08:49,646 --> 00:08:52,982
Louis does think his
birthday is a big deal.
267
00:08:52,983 --> 00:08:54,272
You were right.
268
00:08:54,273 --> 00:08:57,270
Maybe my giving him a tie
isn't personal enough.
269
00:08:57,271 --> 00:08:59,105
This is nothing we can't fix.
270
00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,672
All you have to do is give him
something from the heart.
271
00:09:01,673 --> 00:09:03,668
Can I confess something to you?
272
00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,302
Of course, Jessica. Anything.
273
00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:06,779
I'm...
274
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,078
not a sentimental person.
275
00:09:09,079 --> 00:09:11,317
Ah, yeah.
276
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,133
Well, lucky for you,
277
00:09:13,134 --> 00:09:15,054
pulling heartstrings is a my jam.
278
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,473
It's time for you to learn
about the "Love Languages."
279
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,791
I went to the University of Maryland.
280
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,735
They're called Romance languages.
281
00:09:20,736 --> 00:09:22,758
No, these are the Love Languages.
282
00:09:22,759 --> 00:09:24,613
They're the ways that we express
affection to one another.
283
00:09:24,614 --> 00:09:27,691
- It's all in there.
- Can you just tell me how it ends?
284
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,023
Mm, it's not that kind of book.
285
00:09:29,024 --> 00:09:30,542
Each chapter covers a different method
286
00:09:30,543 --> 00:09:31,978
for expressing love.
287
00:09:31,979 --> 00:09:34,081
You just need to figure out
which one Louis responds to
288
00:09:34,082 --> 00:09:35,516
and then match his gift to that.
289
00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:37,134
- This really works?
- Yeah.
290
00:09:37,135 --> 00:09:38,268
How do you think Marvin and I
291
00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:39,536
got past the "Battleship" debacle?
292
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,488
Once I learned he values
"Acts of Service,"
293
00:09:41,489 --> 00:09:42,572
I started making his day
294
00:09:42,573 --> 00:09:45,008
by taping "Price Is Right"
when he was at work.
295
00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:47,844
And then, when he learned mine
was "Words of Affirmation,"
296
00:09:47,845 --> 00:09:50,647
he started writing me
the most amazing poems.
297
00:09:50,648 --> 00:09:53,683
Ugh, this all sounds very
"flower person" to me.
298
00:09:53,684 --> 00:09:55,218
It's "flower child,"
299
00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,653
and there's nothing hippie about it.
300
00:09:56,654 --> 00:09:58,422
Hey, Honey. Oh, hi.
301
00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,973
I'm looking for a long, sturdy box.
302
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,175
The gift is hard to wrap.
303
00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:04,078
I already picked you up a
giant bow from the store.
304
00:10:04,079 --> 00:10:06,680
- It's all you need!
- Oh, you're a genius, Honey.
305
00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:08,444
- God, I love you.
- Aww.
306
00:10:09,368 --> 00:10:12,486
[Clears throat] "Some
Honey for this bee?
307
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,755
Yesiree." [Chuckles]
308
00:10:14,756 --> 00:10:17,474
♪
309
00:10:17,475 --> 00:10:18,692
Louis: ♪ Louie Louie ♪
310
00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:21,311
♪ Oh, oh, turning 40, 40 ♪
311
00:10:21,312 --> 00:10:22,913
[Laughs] All right, guys.
312
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,382
I already took care of
section 9 in binder 2...
313
00:10:25,383 --> 00:10:27,384
Venue. We'll host it at Cattleman's!
314
00:10:27,385 --> 00:10:29,636
- There's a section 9?
- There's a second binder?
315
00:10:29,637 --> 00:10:30,687
I'm kidding.
316
00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:32,189
Cattleman's was always the venue.
317
00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:33,590
I just never included it because
318
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,776
I didn't want to waste
valuable space on the D-ring.
319
00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:37,377
[Chuckles] Good one.
320
00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:39,546
All right. I'll go gather
all our extension cords,
321
00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:40,864
splitters, and surge protectors.
322
00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:43,059
This party is really
gonna test the grid!
323
00:10:44,437 --> 00:10:45,986
[Sighs] This sucks.
324
00:10:45,987 --> 00:10:47,204
We should do what we always do
325
00:10:47,205 --> 00:10:48,822
when we have an enormous
amount of schoolwork...
326
00:10:48,823 --> 00:10:50,440
Buckle in and do it all in one day.
327
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,542
Like the time we knocked
out two English papers,
328
00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:53,894
a science experiment,
329
00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:55,812
and built the White House
out of sugar cubes.
330
00:10:55,813 --> 00:10:57,280
It opened up our Sunday for filing
331
00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,249
Freedom of Information requests.
332
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:02,168
They may not have figured out
who shot JFK, but we will.
333
00:11:02,169 --> 00:11:03,987
You know, once in a while,
334
00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:06,419
it's good to know nerds. Let's do this.
335
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:10,100
♪
336
00:11:10,101 --> 00:11:13,164
_
337
00:11:13,165 --> 00:11:16,116
♪
338
00:11:16,117 --> 00:11:17,918
Um, what are you doing?
339
00:11:17,919 --> 00:11:20,387
Fluffing your pillow to show you I care.
340
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,106
But I like it flat and limp.
341
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:24,992
No.
342
00:11:24,993 --> 00:11:28,695
♪
343
00:11:28,696 --> 00:11:31,665
- [Razor buzzing]
- _
344
00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:33,183
♪
345
00:11:33,184 --> 00:11:34,234
[Buzzing stops]
346
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,671
What's happening right now?
347
00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:37,504
I'm expressing physical touch.
348
00:11:37,505 --> 00:11:38,772
Are you enjoying yourself?
349
00:11:38,773 --> 00:11:41,041
Are you?
350
00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:42,009
[Hits sink]
351
00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:44,787
_
352
00:11:45,653 --> 00:11:47,927
Good job buttering that toast.
353
00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:50,422
Even spread right up to the crust.
354
00:11:50,423 --> 00:11:51,474
Nice.
355
00:11:52,104 --> 00:11:54,237
Yes, I will make you some, too.
356
00:11:54,238 --> 00:11:55,539
[Knife clinks]
357
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,792
♪
358
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,277
[Birds chirping]
359
00:12:00,278 --> 00:12:02,629
[Sighs] Writing all these
invitations wiped me out.
360
00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,748
I can't imagine how you
made all these cupcakes.
361
00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:06,600
I ate every fifth one
to keep my energy up.
362
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:09,041
I gave those balloons everything I had.
363
00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:10,370
Look, at least we're done.
364
00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:11,704
[Door opens]
365
00:12:11,705 --> 00:12:12,857
Whoa.
366
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,696
You guys already did this without me?
367
00:12:14,697 --> 00:12:16,189
I thought we were gonna do it together.
368
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:18,011
Well, now all that's
left to do is party.
369
00:12:18,012 --> 00:12:20,097
Wow, you guys are really into this, huh?
370
00:12:20,098 --> 00:12:22,382
- Of course, we are.
- Yeah, anything for you, Dad.
371
00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:25,152
Well, now that you've
freed up all this time...
372
00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:26,657
Let's dance!
373
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,672
- What?
- I'm gonna teach you the cha-cha,
374
00:12:28,673 --> 00:12:30,440
and we'll perform it
together at my party!
375
00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:31,692
- What?
- This is perfect.
376
00:12:31,693 --> 00:12:33,476
You know, I learned when I was your age.
377
00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:35,313
But we're three different ages.
378
00:12:35,314 --> 00:12:36,580
You guys said this party is about
379
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,081
celebrating what makes me, me.
380
00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:39,482
And what makes me, me...
381
00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:40,534
Cha-cha!
382
00:12:40,535 --> 00:12:42,986
Great. Great.
383
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,824
Jessica, what is this all about?
384
00:12:48,825 --> 00:12:51,979
I know it's not technically
your birthday yet,
385
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,730
but I was too excited to wait!
386
00:12:57,369 --> 00:12:58,918
Great card.
387
00:12:59,426 --> 00:13:00,804
Really great.
388
00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:03,457
[Exhales deeply]
389
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,393
[Hinges creak]
390
00:13:05,394 --> 00:13:09,620
♪
391
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,187
Well, what do you think?
392
00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:12,766
Jessica, I love it!
393
00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:14,134
[Chuckles] For a second,
394
00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:16,103
I thought there was gonna be
a really big tie in there.
395
00:13:16,104 --> 00:13:18,922
Oh, no. What can I say?
You know, it's your 40th.
396
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,942
The ax represents the importance
of exploring the world
397
00:13:21,943 --> 00:13:25,362
and building a life no
matter how old you get.
398
00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:27,547
A symbolic tool. Amazing.
399
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,149
[Door opens] Honey: Louis?
400
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,284
Hey, Honey.
401
00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:32,819
Can you believe this amazing
gift Jessica got me?
402
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:35,322
She knew just what I
wanted without even axing.
403
00:13:35,323 --> 00:13:37,589
Dad jokes. I'm 40.
404
00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:38,975
[Laughs]
405
00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:43,325
Wow. An American felling ax.
406
00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:44,994
What a thoughtful gift.
407
00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:46,662
How did you come up with that?
408
00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:48,431
Dream. It came to me in a dream.
409
00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:49,716
Louis: Oh, if you think
this is thoughtful,
410
00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:51,237
wait till you hear what
she wrote in the card.
411
00:13:51,238 --> 00:13:52,481
No, no, Louis.
412
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,249
Personal! It's so personal.
413
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,384
What it is is beautiful.
414
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:58,862
"To my loving husband, on this day,
415
00:13:58,863 --> 00:14:00,283
you're not over the hill,
416
00:14:01,023 --> 00:14:02,357
you're on top of it."
417
00:14:03,347 --> 00:14:04,559
[Voice breaking] Really beautiful card.
418
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,195
That's one hell of a dream you had.
419
00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:08,697
[Normal voice] I'm gonna
go see what I look like
420
00:14:08,698 --> 00:14:09,815
holding this in a mirror.
421
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,266
[Chuckles]
422
00:14:13,237 --> 00:14:16,171
Well, I feel like you're upset
with me about Louis' gift.
423
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,472
Of course I'm upset!
424
00:14:17,473 --> 00:14:18,891
Marvin put a lot of
thought into that ax,
425
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,292
and you stole it!
426
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,760
Well, I panicked.
427
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,296
Louis' birthday is soon,
and I have nothing.
428
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,348
First, you got in my head about the tie,
429
00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:28,183
and then you gave me that
book that didn't work.
430
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:30,369
So, in a way, this is all your fault.
431
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,220
You stole Marvin's ax.
432
00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:34,806
I st... I...
433
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,408
Jessica, I cannot believe this.
434
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,893
♪
435
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:40,546
Louis: Now I know you're
probably thinking,
436
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,847
"Where's our matching outfits?"
437
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,154
But don't worry,
438
00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:44,550
I've got Hector swinging by the tailor
439
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,165
after he picks up a pallet of ribs.
440
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,569
Now, eyes on me.
441
00:14:49,113 --> 00:14:51,490
[Cha-cha music plays]
442
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,675
♪
443
00:14:53,676 --> 00:14:55,676
♪ One, two, cha-cha-cha ♪
444
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,147
♪ One, two, cha-cha-cha ♪
445
00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:58,280
See what I'm doing here?
446
00:14:58,281 --> 00:14:59,614
♪ Cha-cha-cha ♪
447
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:01,116
♪ One, two, cha-cha-cha ♪
448
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,517
Eddie: Are you sure about this?
449
00:15:02,518 --> 00:15:03,902
I mean, we'd hate to interrupt the party
450
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,704
that's in full swing to do a dance.
451
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,625
Louis: Keep the hips
loose, just like this.
452
00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:10,042
Arms up, and a smile.
453
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,677
That's the most important
thing... the smile.
454
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,946
"Suck it up and go
camping," I said, but no.
455
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,263
No one listens to me.
456
00:15:15,264 --> 00:15:16,565
You're the one who reminded him
457
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:17,950
he's the Cha Cha King of Taipei.
458
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,668
He's the king of this?
459
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,136
What kind of kingdom is this?
460
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,272
Your arms are like...
Like broken bird wings.
461
00:15:24,273 --> 00:15:25,874
Just like they're broken.
462
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,293
♪
463
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,595
A cha-cha-cha!
464
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:34,132
♪
465
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,116
[Gasps]
466
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:36,618
♪
467
00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:37,686
This is how it ends for me.
468
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:38,720
I would've knocked,
469
00:15:38,721 --> 00:15:40,537
but I didn't want to wake the baby.
470
00:15:40,538 --> 00:15:42,866
Oh, now you're worried about others?
471
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,559
I'm sorry I stole this.
472
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,747
I'm just worried I don't know
Louis as well as I think I do.
473
00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:48,797
What are you talking about?
474
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:51,032
You saw how excited he got with the ax.
475
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,168
I never would have thought to
get him something like this.
476
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,469
Well, of course, you wouldn't.
477
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,004
Louis and Marvin have a
different relationship
478
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:57,055
than you two do.
479
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,491
They're into chili, "Ernest" movies,
480
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,476
and turning tires into swings.
481
00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:03,812
Do you really want to sit
around talking about axes?
482
00:16:03,813 --> 00:16:05,981
- No, I don't.
- Me, neither.
483
00:16:05,982 --> 00:16:08,083
You and I have a different relationship.
484
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:09,351
You think they want to sit around
485
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:11,152
discussing Stephen King novels
486
00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:14,286
or spend an afternoon
prank-calling Deidre?
487
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:17,559
[Scary voice] "I'll wear
your face as my face."
488
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,994
- [Normal voice] We do have fun.
- Mm-hmm.
489
00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:20,295
And so do you and Louis.
490
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,597
I mean, Jessica, you know
him better than anyone.
491
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,666
I'm sure you'll find the perfect gift.
492
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,868
- And you're sure it's not...
- It's not a tie.
493
00:16:28,038 --> 00:16:29,254
[Cha-cha music plays]
494
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,223
5, 6, 7, 8.
495
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,743
♪
496
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,295
All right, now this part
right here is important.
497
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,429
How many parts are there?
498
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,231
Well, there's four basic ones,
499
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,499
but we're not stopping there.
500
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,534
I didn't win the crown by
keeping things simple.
501
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,953
Hey, holster those bony wrists.
502
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,988
Evan, make sure you don't
work a slow step in there.
503
00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:48,373
This isn't a mambo. [Chuckles]
504
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,108
I'm not a visual learner.
505
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,541
Eddie, remember to breathe.
506
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:52,627
You're looking a little stiff.
507
00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:54,179
I don't have the hips for this.
508
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,398
♪
509
00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:58,142
[Music stops] It's okay, boys.
510
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,684
Much like the cha-cha itself,
511
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,569
learning to dance is
often two steps forward
512
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:02,671
and a rock-step back.
513
00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:04,401
- Do we really have to do this?
- Yeah.
514
00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:06,308
- Can we just be done?
- Trust me.
515
00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:07,742
I remember when I was first learning.
516
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,744
It gets a lot more fun
the more you do it!
517
00:17:09,745 --> 00:17:12,314
None of this is fun for any of us.
518
00:17:12,315 --> 00:17:13,915
- It's just dumb.
- But you're the ones
519
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,517
who suggested I throw this party.
520
00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:17,752
We're only here because you
guys were so excited for it.
521
00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:20,422
That's only because we didn't
want to go camping with you.
522
00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:22,757
Oh.
523
00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:25,327
Look, uh, this was a bad idea.
524
00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:26,861
Sorry I wasted your time.
525
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:29,055
- That's not what we...
- No, I get it.
526
00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:31,066
I'm gonna make this easier on all of us.
527
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,768
Let's just cancel the party.
528
00:17:35,124 --> 00:17:38,592
Well, dance continues
to destroy our family.
529
00:17:40,177 --> 00:17:41,209
What?
530
00:17:44,048 --> 00:17:45,297
How's the party-planning coming?
531
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,748
I need it to be a home run
532
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:49,050
because I still don't have
a gift for your father.
533
00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:50,185
Is a "gift horse" a real thing?
534
00:17:50,186 --> 00:17:51,903
Or is that just one of
those weird sayings?
535
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,904
The party's off.
536
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,122
It's off?! Why?!
537
00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:56,124
Because Evan can't cha-cha.
538
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,643
I'm sorry, Mom. We ruined Dad's 40th.
539
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,645
♪
540
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,587
Okay, we haven't ruined it yet.
541
00:18:02,588 --> 00:18:04,783
His birthday's tomorrow, and
we're not gonna let him down.
542
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,022
We just need to think. What
does your father like?
543
00:18:07,023 --> 00:18:08,370
- His hair?
- Drying his hair?
544
00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:10,422
I got it. "Legends of the Fall."
545
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,900
It's what started this whole mess!
546
00:18:11,901 --> 00:18:12,974
Let's watch it!
547
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:14,875
Sure, there's no mother
character to root for,
548
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,495
but maybe it will give us some ideas.
549
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,213
Might even cheer us up!
550
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:19,714
[Sad music plays] Whoa.
551
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,333
That was one heavy movie.
552
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,318
Nearly everyone died.
553
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,669
Why would anyone watch this?
554
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,937
It's just a two-hour tragedy
555
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,258
about a family wishing they
had more time together.
556
00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:32,594
Come on, Louis. Almost there.
557
00:18:33,519 --> 00:18:35,263
Okay. Take off your blindfold.
558
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:38,617
[Exhales sharply]
559
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,118
[Birds chirping]
560
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,870
You brought the Big Sky wilderness
561
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,988
to Orlando.
562
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,022
[Chuckles]
563
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,478
This is the best birthday gift ever.
564
00:18:46,479 --> 00:18:48,326
We realized that the one thing you love
565
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,758
more than anything in the world
566
00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,029
is spending time with your family.
567
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,247
Emery: We also took some inspiration
568
00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:53,948
from that depressing movie you love.
569
00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:56,001
[Exhales sharply] You watched "Legends"?
570
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,170
For Anthony Hopkins to
go from Hannibal Lecter
571
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,392
to Colonel Ludlow?
572
00:18:59,393 --> 00:19:00,684
The range.
573
00:19:00,685 --> 00:19:01,719
And we're sorry, Dad.
574
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,052
We made your 40th birthday all about us
575
00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:04,843
when it's supposed to be about you.
576
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,144
Oh, it's okay.
577
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,746
Maybe I went a bit overboard.
578
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,998
When you said my next
milestone would be 50,
579
00:19:09,999 --> 00:19:11,917
I realized you boys will
be out of the house.
580
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,272
You'll be gone.
581
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:15,224
Dad, no matter where we are,
582
00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:16,738
we'll always come back to see you.
583
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,309
Thanks, guys. This is
such a thoughtful gift.
584
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,128
- Happy birthday!
- Hey, buddy.
585
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,930
I invited them, too.
586
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,848
Hey!
587
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:28,266
Jessica got me that same ax.
588
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,236
Okay, about that.
589
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,871
I stole Marvin's ax and gave it to you.
590
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,956
I was worried that the tie I got you
591
00:19:34,957 --> 00:19:37,292
wouldn't be meaningful
enough for this birthday.
592
00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:40,145
Are you kidding? I
love my birthday ties.
593
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,688
They're my favorite
accessory after my hair.
594
00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:45,317
Hey, uh, Marvin, fire pit's
looking a little light.
595
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,718
What do you say we split some timber?
596
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,286
All right, let's do it, old man.
597
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,689
Maybe I ought to put
on my steel-toe shoes.
598
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,357
Can't afford to lose any more toes.
599
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,409
- [Laughs]
- Come on, boys.
600
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,706
Looks like the book
worked out after all.
601
00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,298
What are you talking about?
602
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,634
The campsite where you guys
are spending the night?
603
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,906
Having us over to sit by the fire?
604
00:20:04,907 --> 00:20:06,972
Louis' love language is "Quality Time."
605
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,907
- It's in the book.
- Oh!
606
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,771
I didn't get that far.
607
00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:13,311
I told you, you should
have told me the ending.
608
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:17,449
♪
609
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,945
- Oh, oh!
- Whoa, no, no, no!
610
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,096
Why do I have to be up
against the sidewall?
611
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:24,898
It's damp.
612
00:20:24,899 --> 00:20:26,400
Ow!
613
00:20:26,401 --> 00:20:27,472
Emery was right.
614
00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:29,102
What's going on with your wrists?
615
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,170
They're growing.
616
00:20:30,171 --> 00:20:32,889
- Shh!
- Three... two... one...
617
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,250
Midnight.
618
00:20:34,251 --> 00:20:35,950
[Laughs]
619
00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:37,787
I did it. I'm 40.
620
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,088
- Yay.
- Happy birthday.
621
00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:40,260
Jessica: How do you feel?
622
00:20:40,261 --> 00:20:41,958
Like my best days are ahead of me.
623
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:43,146
You enjoying tent life?
624
00:20:43,147 --> 00:20:45,361
- It's miserable. I hate camping.
- So do I.
625
00:20:45,362 --> 00:20:47,363
- Same.
- There's no air flow.
626
00:20:47,364 --> 00:20:49,732
Yeah, I thought I'd feel
more like Brad Pitt.
627
00:20:49,733 --> 00:20:52,001
I think us Huangs are indoor cats.
628
00:20:52,621 --> 00:20:53,936
Should we all go inside?
629
00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:55,638
- Yes, please!
- Finally! Oh, my God.
630
00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:57,340
- Yeah, bad idea.
- [Unzipping]
631
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:01,641
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