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(Slurping)
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Who called this family
meeting? I can't just sit
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and watch Jenny sip a
Bloody Mary all morning.
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_
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I don't have time for this.
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I have a PTA auction I need to
organize with a bunch of ladies
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who couldn't find a tail
on a four-assed cat.
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That's on top of the million things
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on my usual to-do list.
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And I'm out of town for a couple days,
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so you have to bring
Emery to volleyball.
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Don't forget his kneepads and
a bottle of lemon water...
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He likes lemon water.
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Eddie: Hit it, G-mah!
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♪ Holla, holla ♪
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♪ Anybody just ready to
get dollars, dollars ♪
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♪ Ladies know who can get 'em
a little hotter, hotter ♪
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♪ Come on, if you rollin' with me ♪
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- ♪ Follow, follow ♪
- Why did I feel the need to drive in?
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Because I'm street legal.
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I finished my Driver's Ed,
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and I can finally get
my driver's license.
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All right.
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(Chuckles)
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Oh, wow!
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(Laughs)
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I knew he was gonna drive in.
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I saw him setting up.
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- Don't make it about you, Dad.
- It's his day.
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♪ Holla, holla ♪
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♪ Anybody just ready to
get dollars, dollars ♪
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♪ Ladies know who can get
'em a little hotter ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know,
homey, now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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I have never seen you this
excited for taco day before.
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I'm just practicing for my
driver's license photo.
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What do you think?
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You look like a dad on a roller coaster.
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Your driver's license photo is forever.
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You want to convey confidence.
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Step inside the mind of a bouncer.
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I'm sorry, I'm just really excited
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about getting my driver's license.
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You're excited? We're excited!
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You're gonna be the first
one of us with a license.
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And a van big enough to
drive us all around.
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I regret nothing about that moped.
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Except crashing it.
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Think about all the things
we'll be able to do
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once Eddie can drive.
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We can drive through a car wash.
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We can drive through a bank ATM.
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Guys, we can drive through a drive-thru.
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- Oh!
- And most importantly,
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we can drive to the Insane
Clown Posse concert.
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I've been sleeping with those tickets
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under my pillow for a month.
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Those Juggalo chicks are gonna go wild
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when they hear that I walked
away from a moped wreck.
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♪
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Oh, hey.
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The PTA is fundraising
for a new computer lab,
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and I need a moneymaker
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that's gonna push this
auction over the top.
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How do you feel about
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a "win a date with the PTA president"?
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Sure, whatever, anything for the kids.
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Do you think I need to
bring floss on this trip?
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No, right? Marvin will
probably bring some.
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- He's a dentist.
- Remind me again
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why you're surprising
Marvin with a trip.
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Marvin's been straight
out since the baby came.
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He and I are due for some boy time,
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and there is no better place than
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the annual Chili Con
Conference in Panama City.
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(Sighs) You're right.
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I can't auction myself off.
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The auction thermometer
only goes to $10,000.
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All right, who's taking me to the DMV?
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- It's time to get laminated.
- Sorry, I'm going to surprise
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Marvin with a trip to Chili Con.
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If you don't want to
take me, that's fine.
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You don't have to lie.
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I don't lie about chili. I eat it.
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Moms, you feeling like a DMV run?
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Nope. I already have to
take Emery to volleyball,
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Evan to fencing, pick up some groceries,
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and run this PTA auction to
build you a new computer lab.
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Come on, Mom, I can't do donuts
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around the Mervyn's parking
lot on a computer!
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We can't just drop everything
because you have something.
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We'll get to it eventually.
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The DMV isn't going anywhere.
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(Door opens, closes)
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Ah, I'm gonna grab the
floss just in case.
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♪
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- You ready?
- (Chuckles)
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The anticipation's killing me, Lou.
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(Both laugh)
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Where are we going?
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- I love surprises.
- I know.
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It's like you think
something's gonna happen,
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then something completely
different happens.
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Yep. Please tell him, Louis.
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- (Gasps)
- We are going
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to the Chili Con Conference
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in the heart of the Redneck Riviera,
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Panama City. I scored us passes
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that get us into the
cornbread after-party.
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Oh, the Chili Con Conference...
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Whoa!
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I'm glad you're as pumped as I am
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because I booked us a double
room at the Airport HoJo.
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They have an indoor pool.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, that does sound amazing.
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- Right?!
- You got room for one more?
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'Cause this sounds too good to pass up!
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- Wait, what?
- Chili?
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My two favorite guys? The open road?
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You're checking all my boxes, Louis.
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It might be nice to have
someone who can go on
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a late-night antacid run for us
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in case we blow it out. (Chuckles)
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Well, I only have two passes,
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and they were pretty hard to come by.
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Oh, I don't need a pass.
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I've seen Dave Matthews over 40 times.
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I've never bought a ticket.
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Um, well, what about Maria?
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Oh, we found this great new babysitter.
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It's a he!
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But I only made two aprons,
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and we're leaving right now.
There's no time for you to pack.
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Oh, I have a go-bag in the car.
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Panama City! Ha!
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Let's go, bitches!
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(Laughs)
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(Chuckles, sighs)
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How about some tunes?
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No radio, it wastes gas.
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How 'bout some air back here?
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No vents for me. I'm cold.
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'Cause you're wearing
that skimpy outfit.
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If you were playing a gentleman's sport,
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- like fencing...
- Gentleman's sport?
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Volleyball is played in the royal court!
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Can we get a fact check?
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Fact... You guys are lame.
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(Sword twangs)
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Ow! Evan hit me with his needle sword.
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It's an epee!
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(Both grunt)
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- Stop!
- If you don't knock it off,
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I swear I will turn this car around.
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You missed the turn for the DMV!
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I'll take you after I finish my errands.
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I'm your firstborn.
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I should be your first priority.
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Oh, you are.
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I have to buy groceries so you can eat,
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return your white-people-are-
bad-at-jumping video
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before we get charged, and then
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plan a PTA auction to raise
funds for your school.
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This list makes no sense.
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The DMV is right there.
You could take me now
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and still have time to
finish all this by dinner.
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Gah, Mom, why do you have
to make things harder?
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It's so easy.
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(Exhales sharply)
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Fine.
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Let's go to the DMV.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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I'm finally free!
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Yep, you're free.
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Free to do all this...
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But, Mom, I'm supposed to
hang with the crew tonight.
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You can still spend time with
your ragtag group of friends.
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- How?
- You told me I could have this
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all done by dinner.
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You said it was "so easy" for me.
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I see what you're doing here,
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and I accept your challenge,
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if you could even call it that.
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Great. Well, now I can spend
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all my time on the PTA auction.
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- Fine.
- Great.
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- Fine.
- Great.
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- Fine.
- Great.
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- Fine.
- Great.
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- Fine!
- Great!
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Okay, Meatball.
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We've got a lot of work to do
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to fix whatever it is you
did to the PTA fundraiser.
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It's Jamie.
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I brought meatballs to the HOA once.
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And you don't have to worry
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because I found the crown
jewel of our auction...
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My homemade baby-corn earrings.
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They're farm-to-ear.
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Those will raise one dollar.
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We need a big-ticket item,
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and I've already taken care of it...
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George Foreman's
prototype outdoor grill.
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Only one in existence.
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It uses methane as fuel.
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I also have a snap-pea anklet.
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Everyone looks great in green.
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Okay, whatever it is
you're working through,
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- I need you to get to the other side...
- (Door opens)
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- ...before the auction.
- Boom, suckas!
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Oh, you did everything?
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Told you... easy.
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He even got to my
fencing practice early.
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Saw him gabbing with all the
other moms while he waited.
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Turns out, Shelly's cat died the
same day her husband left her.
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Her goldfish better watch out.
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These things happen in threes.
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Not in my family.
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(Voice breaking) It happens in fives.
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Wait. Where are the groceries?
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They're there.
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Nope. They are not.
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(Sighs) I forgot.
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I tried on Evan's mask, and
I couldn't get it off.
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I-I must've gotten distracted.
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We'll just pick them up tomorrow.
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Tomorrow has its own to-do list,
as does the rest of the week.
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What do you think those are?
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I never really look over there.
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I just go fridge and I'm out.
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Well, the fridge is empty,
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and those groceries were
for dinner tonight.
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If I go to the store now, I'll
miss hanging out with my friends.
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- You want your brothers to starve?
- No. Fine.
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I'll just whip something up
with the stuff we have here.
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(Sighs)
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My first one with his license.
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Thinks he runs the world.
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Ugh, I remember when Jamie
Jr. Got his boat license.
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You did not want to be
a duck on that lake.
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♪
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♪
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Whoo! Chili Con '99!
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You did it. You got right in here
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without a badge, you little minx.
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Oh, it wasn't hard. No
one was even checking,
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which is a shame 'cause I
was really looking forward
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to breaking out the old
Honey flash-n-dash.
255
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- What?
- Oh.
256
00:08:51,189 --> 00:08:52,773
You pose for a picture
with the ticket guy
257
00:08:52,774 --> 00:08:54,508
and then when he's blinded by the flash,
258
00:08:54,509 --> 00:08:56,162
you dash inside.
259
00:08:56,163 --> 00:08:58,123
- Right. Thank God.
- Just what I thought it was.
260
00:08:58,124 --> 00:09:00,498
- (Chuckles)
- Hey, Marvin, check out this chili.
261
00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,683
It has your favorite pepper
in it... The ghost pepper.
262
00:09:02,684 --> 00:09:05,002
Yeah, I see it there on the chalkboard.
263
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,471
All right, two samples
for the ghostbusters?
264
00:09:07,472 --> 00:09:09,823
(Chuckles) We'll try not
to cross our spoons.
265
00:09:09,824 --> 00:09:11,459
- (Chuckles)
- (Chuckles)
266
00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:14,228
Mmm.
267
00:09:14,229 --> 00:09:16,128
Hotsie-totsie. She's got a kick.
268
00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:17,615
- Hit this, Marv.
- Ooh.
269
00:09:17,616 --> 00:09:19,583
Oh, careful, rookie.
This is the big leagues.
270
00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:21,676
Mmm.
271
00:09:21,677 --> 00:09:23,337
Meh, I've had hotter.
272
00:09:23,338 --> 00:09:25,339
Uh... well, then, I'll just
wait for the next one.
273
00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,324
Want to save my taste buds
for the really hot stuff.
274
00:09:27,325 --> 00:09:29,209
- (Chuckles)
- Hey, uh, Honey,
275
00:09:29,210 --> 00:09:31,745
we're gonna be on this chili
train for a few hours,
276
00:09:31,746 --> 00:09:34,081
so if you want to go get a nap
in, no one would blame you.
277
00:09:34,082 --> 00:09:36,167
Can't just eat for two, gotta
sleep for two, am I right?
278
00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:37,324
- (Chuckles)
- Are you kidding?
279
00:09:37,325 --> 00:09:39,319
I am wide awake. (Chuckles)
280
00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,372
Hey, you know, actually, a nap
sounds like a pretty good idea,
281
00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,524
and you two seem to have
everything under control.
282
00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:44,625
- (Chuckles)
- Whoo.
283
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,073
But you slept the whole ride here.
284
00:09:46,074 --> 00:09:47,956
I never hit REM, Louis.
285
00:09:47,957 --> 00:09:49,777
Hey, show her the bread section.
286
00:09:49,778 --> 00:09:50,896
She loves bread.
287
00:09:52,935 --> 00:09:54,518
Looks like it's just us.
288
00:09:54,519 --> 00:09:56,253
So tell me about this bread section.
289
00:09:56,254 --> 00:09:58,389
It's over there where the bread is.
290
00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,892
♪
291
00:10:02,844 --> 00:10:04,323
Dinner is served, losers.
292
00:10:04,324 --> 00:10:05,683
Mmm, this is great.
293
00:10:05,684 --> 00:10:07,308
Ramen and cut-up hot dogs?
294
00:10:07,309 --> 00:10:09,567
No, thank you. I'm not
gonna taint my palate.
295
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,878
Tomato season's coming.
296
00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:12,668
Hang on, I'm not even done yet.
297
00:10:15,887 --> 00:10:17,658
No cool ranch for...
298
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,926
Hmm, oh, well.
299
00:10:18,927 --> 00:10:20,362
(French accent) Bon appétit, losers.
300
00:10:20,363 --> 00:10:21,662
(Normal voice) That's
French for "losers."
301
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,004
I'm gonna go hang out with my friends.
302
00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:25,708
Wait, what about the mess you made?
303
00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,502
This is a one-pan meal at most.
304
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,011
I had a few misfires.
305
00:10:30,012 --> 00:10:32,272
- Well, you have to clean it up.
- Me?
306
00:10:32,273 --> 00:10:33,737
Why are you always on me?
307
00:10:33,738 --> 00:10:35,493
Evan and Emery just got
a free, delicious meal.
308
00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:37,978
- Ha. (Scoffs)
- Make them clean it up.
309
00:10:37,979 --> 00:10:39,346
I'm supposed to go hang with my friends.
310
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,722
Sorry, Eddie, it's a school night.
311
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,119
You will see your friends tomorrow.
312
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,868
Besides, I need to drive Meatball home.
313
00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:45,722
She rolled her ankle.
314
00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:50,243
(Indistinct conversations)
315
00:10:50,244 --> 00:10:51,842
Hey, hey!
316
00:10:51,843 --> 00:10:54,534
- You ready for some breakfast chili?
- Where's Marvin?
317
00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:56,603
He knows they start the
burners at 8:00 A.M. sharp.
318
00:10:56,604 --> 00:10:57,968
"Air Force One."
319
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,067
Marvin has a hard travel rule
320
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,952
that if "Air Force One"
is on TV at a hotel,
321
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:04,605
- he has to watch it.
- But this is our trip.
322
00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:06,757
We're supposed to spend
the day slinging beans,
323
00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:08,917
fighting heartburn, fanning our tongues!
324
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,017
Oh, I-I'm sure he'll be down in a bit.
325
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:14,705
In the meantime, there is a
German ladle manufacturer here.
326
00:11:14,706 --> 00:11:17,118
The seminar is called "Ladle-weiss."
327
00:11:18,521 --> 00:11:20,314
You know, like from
"The Sound of Music"?
328
00:11:20,315 --> 00:11:21,855
Yeah, sorry, it's hard for me
329
00:11:21,856 --> 00:11:23,941
to enjoy a chili pun without Marvin.
330
00:11:23,942 --> 00:11:25,874
Oh, don't take it personally.
331
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,044
He just needs a break.
332
00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:29,847
- He said he's all chili-ed out.
- "Chili-ed out"?! (Scoffs)
333
00:11:29,848 --> 00:11:31,031
Once, I saw him get a bloody nose,
334
00:11:31,032 --> 00:11:32,691
but it was actually chili coming out.
335
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,185
Well, he'll get a second wind.
336
00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:36,370
Come on, we can still make the seminar.
337
00:11:36,371 --> 00:11:38,132
Better ladle than never.
338
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,054
You know what, save me a seat.
339
00:11:40,055 --> 00:11:41,875
- I'm gonna run to the restroom.
- Whoof.
340
00:11:41,876 --> 00:11:44,546
Chili Con bathroom? Brave. (Chuckles)
341
00:11:44,547 --> 00:11:49,743
♪
342
00:11:50,438 --> 00:11:52,171
Marvin: Oh, come on, Clinton!
343
00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:53,632
Give us a wave.
344
00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:54,955
Chuckles)
345
00:11:56,991 --> 00:11:58,132
(Gasps)
346
00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:01,860
- Marvin? How could you?
- It's not what it looks like, Lou.
347
00:12:01,861 --> 00:12:05,624
No amount of sour cream could
wash out the taste of betrayal!
348
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,684
But...
349
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:07,717
Lou!
350
00:12:07,718 --> 00:12:11,522
♪
351
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,732
Hey!
352
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,021
- Where do you think you're going?
- To the concert with my friends.
353
00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:18,413
- I got permission weeks ago.
- That was before this happened.
354
00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:21,756
Whoa, you've got puberty
all over your face.
355
00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:23,567
It's not zits! It's hives!
356
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,920
Apparently, he's allergic
to cool ranch chips.
357
00:12:26,921 --> 00:12:28,631
Well, how was I supposed to know that?
358
00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:30,324
Well, now I need to take
Emery to the doctor,
359
00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:32,943
which means you have to take
Evan to his fencing tournament,
360
00:12:32,944 --> 00:12:35,498
pick up the grill, and drop
it off at the PTA auction.
361
00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:36,780
I can't. I promised my friends...
362
00:12:36,781 --> 00:12:39,116
This wouldn't have happened if
you had picked up the groceries
363
00:12:39,117 --> 00:12:40,593
like you said you would.
364
00:12:43,105 --> 00:12:44,538
My name is Inigo Montoya,
365
00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:47,508
you killed my father, prepare to die.
366
00:12:49,788 --> 00:12:52,680
- Mommy takes a different way.
- Well, I'm not Mommy.
367
00:12:54,116 --> 00:12:55,633
Walter: Can we get a
little AC back here?
368
00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:56,984
Yeah, my makeup's starting to bleed.
369
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,436
I wouldn't mind some hype
music to get me in the zone.
370
00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:01,068
No radio. It wastes the gas.
371
00:13:01,069 --> 00:13:03,396
And you'll get plenty of music
once I get Evan to his match,
372
00:13:03,397 --> 00:13:06,302
drop the grill off at school,
and get us to the ICP concert.
373
00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:08,592
Can someone explain to me what "ICP" is?
374
00:13:08,593 --> 00:13:10,214
Hey, Eddie, can we pull over?
375
00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:12,149
- My bladder's singin'.
- Mine, too.
376
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:14,018
- I need to rain sunshine.
- Savages.
377
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:16,353
This George Foreman grill
is jabbing my sides.
378
00:13:16,354 --> 00:13:17,821
Like boxer, like grill.
379
00:13:17,822 --> 00:13:20,157
- Still not feeling any airflow!
- If you don't knock it off,
380
00:13:20,158 --> 00:13:22,115
I swear I will turn this car around!
381
00:13:22,116 --> 00:13:24,962
♪
382
00:13:24,963 --> 00:13:26,576
Aw, hell no.
383
00:13:26,577 --> 00:13:28,966
Walter, give me some
of that clown makeup.
384
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:31,061
We're going straight to the ICP concert.
385
00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:34,772
(Boys chanting "ICP!")
386
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,106
Don't do it, Evan.
387
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,526
Don't stress-sweat into your whites.
388
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:41,557
(Cheers, shouting)
389
00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:47,512
(Glass shatters, music
plays in distance)
390
00:13:47,513 --> 00:13:49,952
Technically, this could
be considered kidnapping.
391
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,554
Eddie: First, kids can't kidnap.
392
00:13:51,555 --> 00:13:52,989
Second, this is Florida.
393
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:55,758
And third, I promised the crew I
was taking them to this concert
394
00:13:55,759 --> 00:13:57,513
long before I was saddled with you.
395
00:13:57,514 --> 00:14:00,196
That guy's throwing punches
with a needle in his arm.
396
00:14:00,197 --> 00:14:02,365
Seven clowns just came out
of that one porta-potty.
397
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:05,368
- Is that a pierced...
- Yes, yes it is.
398
00:14:05,369 --> 00:14:07,123
Someone's gonna die tonight! Yeah!
399
00:14:07,124 --> 00:14:08,803
(Indistinct shouting)
400
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,340
Evan, stay close to me.
401
00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:12,602
Evan?
402
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:14,638
Evan?!
403
00:14:14,639 --> 00:14:16,146
Evan!!
404
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,747
Okay.
405
00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:19,048
Stay right here.
406
00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:21,167
People will donate more when
they see how sick you look.
407
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:22,623
But I feel fine.
408
00:14:22,624 --> 00:14:24,020
(Quietly) Don't tell people that.
409
00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:26,856
The auctioneer is here,
and he's warming up.
410
00:14:26,857 --> 00:14:28,208
Mommy made me mash my M&M's.
411
00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:29,592
Unique New York, unique New York.
412
00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:31,294
Each leech must reach the beach.
413
00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:33,663
Red leather, yellow leather,
red leather, yellow leather.
414
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:38,084
- Where do they find these people?
- That's my husband.
415
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:41,437
I'm sorry. My boy is so sick.
416
00:14:41,438 --> 00:14:44,506
Oh. Well, I don't mean
to upset you more,
417
00:14:44,507 --> 00:14:46,409
but the George Foreman grill isn't here.
418
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,845
What?! Damn it, Eddie!
419
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,569
- That was our big-ticket item!
- Don't worry.
420
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,819
My jewelry box is in the trunk,
421
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,368
and I've got a green bean necklace
422
00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,374
that's a real pocketbook-opener.
423
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,755
Ooh!
424
00:14:58,756 --> 00:15:02,936
♪
425
00:15:02,937 --> 00:15:05,762
Wow, Chili Con and Paisley
Fest on the same weekend?
426
00:15:05,763 --> 00:15:07,741
You guys must be raking it in.
427
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:09,584
Hey, Lou.
428
00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:11,568
I've been looking all over for you.
429
00:15:11,569 --> 00:15:14,170
Why? So you can run off and
eat chili alone again?
430
00:15:14,171 --> 00:15:16,039
- I can explain.
- No need.
431
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,279
I knew you weren't all "chili-ed out."
432
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,826
Why have you been avoiding me?
433
00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:21,959
It's not you, Lou. It's me.
434
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,998
I just found out I have
a medical condition,
435
00:15:23,999 --> 00:15:26,835
and I was too embarrassed to tell you.
436
00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:28,451
I have the E.D.
437
00:15:29,038 --> 00:15:30,818
- E.D.?
- E.D.!
438
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,756
That's why Honey joined our boys' trip.
439
00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:35,904
You guys are working through
your erectile dysfunction
440
00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:37,865
and wanted to try and spice it up.
441
00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:39,819
Erectile dysfunction?
442
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,881
No! If anything, I have
the opposite problem.
443
00:15:42,882 --> 00:15:46,453
(Chuckles) No, extreme diverticulitis.
444
00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:48,118
E.D.
445
00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:49,891
Ohh. (Chuckles)
446
00:15:49,892 --> 00:15:51,767
- (Chuckles)
- Wait, what?
447
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:55,634
My intestines can't process
small beans and seeds.
448
00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:57,614
But I just caught you eating chili.
449
00:15:57,615 --> 00:15:59,716
Yeah, Texas chili...
450
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,244
- beanless.
- Ugh.
451
00:16:01,245 --> 00:16:03,820
Yeah, it's a sad
substitute for real chili.
452
00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:05,266
But why didn't you tell me?
453
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:07,790
Well, you put so much
thought into this trip,
454
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,092
and with the second baby coming,
455
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,221
who knows how much time
we'll have to hang out?
456
00:16:11,222 --> 00:16:13,963
And Honey came along just so
she could run cover for me.
457
00:16:13,964 --> 00:16:15,598
Still, I'm your best friend.
458
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,368
- I would've understood.
- Yeah, well...
459
00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:21,121
the doc said my E.D. is caused by
460
00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:22,674
Szechuan peppercorns.
461
00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:26,298
- That's the fourth alarm in my chili.
- Yeah.
462
00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:28,128
I caused your intestines to fail?!
463
00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:30,608
(Stammering) That's not the
way to look at it, Lou.
464
00:16:30,609 --> 00:16:33,078
The way I see it, it's a...
It's a badge of honor.
465
00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:35,722
I've beaten every chili in the world,
466
00:16:35,723 --> 00:16:37,038
except yours.
467
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:39,856
I'm sorry I gave you E.D., buddy.
468
00:16:39,857 --> 00:16:41,024
(Both laugh)
469
00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:42,291
But we'll find something new.
470
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,127
- The world is our oyster.
- Yeah.
471
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,128
(Gasps)
472
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,663
The Oyster Boysters!
473
00:16:46,664 --> 00:16:48,114
- (Laughs)
- Huh?
474
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:50,246
- We'll keep thinking.
- (Both laugh)
475
00:16:50,247 --> 00:16:52,385
Paisley Fest!
476
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,671
Flash-n-dash works every time.
477
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:57,695
Evan!
478
00:16:57,696 --> 00:16:59,258
(Indistinct shouting, glass
breaking in distance)
479
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:00,645
Evan!
480
00:17:01,578 --> 00:17:03,097
Evan. (Stammers)
481
00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:05,665
Excuse me, have you seen a small kid
482
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,617
wearing all white, holding a sword?
483
00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:09,352
There's a kid who pointed
out a spelling error
484
00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:11,488
- on my concert tee.
- That's him!
485
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,137
Yo.
486
00:17:13,138 --> 00:17:15,909
Do you know where the
nearest bus stop is?
487
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,113
Dude! You cannot walk away like that.
488
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:20,168
You scared me to death. We're
going back to the van.
489
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,864
I'm not going anywhere with you.
490
00:17:21,865 --> 00:17:24,590
Look around. We're in hell.
491
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:26,319
You're my responsibility, Bro.
492
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,613
Doesn't seem like it.
493
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,739
Seems like you only care
about what you want.
494
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:32,675
Oh, really? I've been driving
you around the past two days.
495
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,061
I even made you dinner! Never
even heard a thank you.
496
00:17:35,062 --> 00:17:36,427
Do you hear yourself?
497
00:17:36,428 --> 00:17:38,473
Mom drives you around every day.
498
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,965
She does everything for you.
499
00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:41,617
She took you to get
your driver's license
500
00:17:41,618 --> 00:17:43,352
and you didn't say squat.
501
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,505
Don't worry, I never thanked my mom,
502
00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:47,057
and I turned out fine.
503
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:49,776
Come on.
504
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,377
I need to find the guys
so I can tell them
505
00:17:51,378 --> 00:17:53,156
I'm taking you to your
fencing tournament.
506
00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:55,032
We don't need to look that hard.
507
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,184
(Indistinct shouting, glass breaking)
508
00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:59,075
I don't need to pee anymore.
509
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,129
I can't believe it.
510
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,903
Thanks to Eddie, we're stuck
with this hot garbage.
511
00:18:04,904 --> 00:18:06,957
And now for the big-ticket
item of the night...
512
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,107
Handcrafted vegetable jewelry,
513
00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:11,403
which has taken over my home office.
514
00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:14,183
Our model, Jamie, is sporting
a pair of baby-corn earrings
515
00:18:14,184 --> 00:18:16,569
to match her cherry tomato watchband.
516
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,097
Do I hear an opening bid?
517
00:18:19,122 --> 00:18:20,723
Let's start the bidding at $10.
518
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,425
$10, bidder looking. $20,
$10. Bidder looking, $20.
519
00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:23,593
Come on, folks. Open up your wallets.
520
00:18:23,594 --> 00:18:25,111
This is for the kids.
I need an opening bid
521
00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:26,847
at $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10.
522
00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:28,371
$5, bidder, bidder, looking for $10.
523
00:18:28,372 --> 00:18:29,933
$5. Kids need a new computer lab.
524
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,518
We're losing money here. Just $5, folks.
525
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:32,543
(Stamps foot, sighs)
526
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,153
- How about $4.75, $4.50?
- Okay, can it, Meatballs.
527
00:18:35,154 --> 00:18:36,708
(Feedback whines) Sorry, folks,
528
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:39,011
that was just a glimpse
into the last five weeks
529
00:18:39,012 --> 00:18:40,927
of my life planning this night,
530
00:18:40,928 --> 00:18:44,653
but now for the real big-ticket
item of the evening...
531
00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:46,255
A date with me!
532
00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:47,801
You and I will enjoy dinner
533
00:18:47,802 --> 00:18:49,852
at a five-star restaurant of my choosing
534
00:18:49,853 --> 00:18:51,004
for no more than an hour.
535
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,773
We won't talk sports, religion,
politics, or pop culture.
536
00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:57,076
I will be reading a book. Of
my own choosing. That I wrote.
537
00:18:57,077 --> 00:19:00,196
Okay, let's start the
bidding at $100,000.
538
00:19:00,197 --> 00:19:05,179
(Imitating auctioneering)
539
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,082
This is for the kids, folks.
540
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,572
And I'm gonna talk fast...
(Imitating auctioneering)
541
00:19:09,573 --> 00:19:11,741
(Door opens)
542
00:19:11,742 --> 00:19:14,794
There you are! Okay,
Meatballs, you're back in.
543
00:19:14,795 --> 00:19:16,162
Where have you been?
544
00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:17,831
I went to the concert with my friends.
545
00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:19,988
- What?!
- And then I came back here.
546
00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:21,942
I know I've been complaining
about everything
547
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,449
you've made me do the past two days,
548
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,722
and then I realized you've
been doing this for me
549
00:19:25,723 --> 00:19:28,491
- my whole life.
- That's what being a mom is.
550
00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:30,393
Yeah, I didn't realize that
551
00:19:30,394 --> 00:19:32,045
until I drove a mile in your shoes.
552
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,229
So, thank you.
553
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:35,465
I didn't mean to heap all that on you,
554
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:39,502
but I want you to understand
what responsibility really is.
555
00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:41,470
I'm sorry I made it so difficult.
556
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,269
You're not any more difficult
than Evan or Emery.
557
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,026
I know that you think I'm
harder on you than them,
558
00:19:47,027 --> 00:19:48,730
but that's just 'cause you're the first.
559
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:51,097
Anytime you're figuring
out something new,
560
00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:53,333
- so are we.
- So I'm a trailblazer!
561
00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:55,746
Your father and I call you a guinea pig.
562
00:19:55,747 --> 00:19:56,886
Fair.
563
00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:58,965
In the future, I'll try
to make it easier.
564
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:01,124
Mm. I can't promise that I will.
565
00:20:02,294 --> 00:20:04,811
- Thank you so much.
- Were you auctioning yourself?
566
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:05,979
(Sighs) Yes.
567
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,548
I'm sorry you had to
witness those jackals
568
00:20:08,549 --> 00:20:10,483
fighting over your mother, but let's see
569
00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:12,481
how much these horn-dogs
pay for a grill.
570
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,954
Auctioneer: This is an XL
grill. Let's see XL prices.
571
00:20:14,955 --> 00:20:17,323
$150, bidder, bidder.
Looking at $150 right here.
572
00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:20,497
$175. Good! $200, there. $200,
$225, bidder looking, $250.
573
00:20:21,044 --> 00:20:24,768
♪
574
00:20:24,769 --> 00:20:26,511
(Indistinct talking through speaker)
575
00:20:26,512 --> 00:20:28,000
Can I get two large sodas?
576
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,755
Diet for me. Trying to
watch my fencing figure.
577
00:20:30,756 --> 00:20:32,705
Do we think it's safe to eat fish here?
578
00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:34,240
They better not be out of curly fries.
579
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:35,933
- Pigtails.
- Make sure they put
580
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,487
plenty of ketchup in the bag.
581
00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:39,722
What are you, the Queen
of England? It's ketchup.
582
00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:41,657
Guys, just give me your order!
We don't have all night!
583
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,971
Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cheese on the side.
584
00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:46,262
Anyone wanna go halfsies
on the soft serve?
585
00:20:46,263 --> 00:20:48,573
- I only like the cone.
- Oh, I should get my mom fries.
586
00:20:48,574 --> 00:20:50,486
Walter: Ask if they have
any old burger buns.
587
00:20:50,487 --> 00:20:52,956
- Seagull bait!
- Don't get too attached to your order.
588
00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:54,867
This place will blow it.
589
00:20:54,868 --> 00:20:57,550
- Last time I came here...
- I don't know how you do it.
590
00:20:57,552 --> 00:20:59,466
I yell a lot.
591
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:05,467
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