All language subtitles for Different For Girls (1996)_ENG

What are you doing, pervert?

You stand there like a eunuch.

You wanna play in the
showers, huh?

Come on eunuch.

Come on.

Leave him alone!

Oh yeah, I forgot.

You go out with Prentice.

I said leave him!

Your boyfriend is all yours now.

Different For Girls

Why not all the roads
can be like this?

Let people free. You
know what I mean?

But the police they just try to stop
us from earn our few bucks.

By yesterday, all Kingston upon Thames
was diabolical. It took me 20 minutes

To get from Saffron Road to on
Fringe street and you know why?

Police check. They cause more
problems than they solve.

I'll just take a short cut
give the bastards a [???]

Pigs.

Taxis should be an exception,
you know what I mean?

I should have the right to pass through
we got licenses, we are right.

What's this man doing?

It's a one-way your plank!
My way.

They pulled me out of the street and
wanted to know where I was going ...

And I said, I'm trying to take
a friend to King Street.

Where do you think
I'm going Libya?

Who do you think I have on the
back of my cab the Colonel Gaddafi?

So anyway...
- No, no ....!

Where did you come from?

Didn't you see me?

You came out of nowhere.
come on get up.

You just decided to turn right.
You didn't even indicated.

Hey, I've got injured man,
what's the matter with you?

We're bikers...

He didn't indicate.
Did you see it?

Sorry it has nothing to dowith me.
- I did indicated!

Here is your fare, I need
to go over there.

You bikers are a menace ...
You turned right without warning, you know he did.

I hope you're alright.

I may be alright, but have a Post traumatic
stress disorder right around the corner.

Are you...?
- What?

Sorry.

Hey I hope someone is violent
sick in the back of your cab.

Excuse me...

I know this sounds like a line
from Top gun or something ...

We don't known each other from somewhere.
- Are you sure? Cause it's...

Something uncanny ...
- Just forget it ... Okay?

Karl!
- Not anymore ...

Alright, so you're... Are you...?
Are you dressed like a girl all the time ?

I'm not a fucking drag queen!

My name is Kim now.

Oh ...

You're staring.
- Sorry.

You don't...?
-Yeah, I gotta ...

We could meet for
a drink or something.

I'm not into pubs.
- Okay.

So what you think Prentice?

I suppose it's you ...

Bye.

Next Thursday?

Thursday...

Yeah, I guess it would be okay.

Look I...
- I can pick you.

Next Thursday here.

It's a date...I mean ..
- I know what you mean.

Small world, huh?

See you on Thursday .. Yeah.

Hey Prentice.
Hey, hey gentleman.

I think your name begins with T. Doesn't
it? I said your name begins with T.

Bollocks.

Oscar Wilde strikes again ...

The Oscar winner is... ?

Don't go waste your pay check,
full save something for us.

What's going on? The two of you
got a bank account or what?

You are depositing on
her account now?

Don't know what she see in you.
- I don't have halitosis...

I don't have a lobotomy...

It gets me a headstart on
you, doesn't have I?

Christ!

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait, I don't - No, no, no, wait, wait.

Hey, look.

Checks bounced.
- I can promise you they won't.

I know I was not covering the payments
but this is two months worth here.

Look, if you tie my bike
I can not earn my living.

I can not pay you what
I owe you, can I?

You need your bike to do your job
and it's my job to tie your bike.

It's a conflict, isn't it?

Please, Mike. Please. Please.

Some people cry.
They actually cry.

I have to verify if the fund
is coming from this.

Fine, just don't take my bike away.
All I need is a breathing space.

Jeff.

Seriously man, thanks. I caught myself in a big
mess, but I'm getting myself sorted out.

I've been really busy.
I'm working like a...

Like a man possessed.

We're all son. We're all.

Paul?

Who was that?

Well, it was just you know,
problem with my bike.

You aren't in trouble? Are you?

You've done something stupid?
I'm 34 Angela.

I got myself sorted out.

You're getting sorted out...

- Bye.
- Bye.

No way, I'm not putting that in my head.
- It's legal requirement.

Only if you're riding on a bike and
I'm not doing that either.

That's how I travel.

You look...well.
- Well? Yeah.

Or do I look ...
- What?

Sorry.

So, how long have you
been a dispatch rider?

Two years. Before that I was a cinema usher
before I sold magazines at the train stations.

Before that I worked at a records
shop and before that I ...

I had a lot of jobs before.

You've works aren't potential
plan material, are?

Madam... Sir
- Thanks.

How are your mom and dad?

I don't know. I see a lot
of my sister Jeane.

Her husband is a sergeant
in west Woolridge.

I've brought a few
packages to Woolridge.

Well here we are.

Yeah it must be 16 to 17
years since I've seen you.

I always wondered what
had happened to you.

Me too.

After school you went
to college, didn't you?

You never told me

After school I was getting under pressure
at home. So I had myself out.

Not to make any more mistakes.

So hanging out with
me was a mistake.

I always thought I might be gay.

So do I for a while.

I got it wrong.

Excuse me.

So are you in a relationship for
the moment, Prentice?

Yeah, definitely. She's a dispatch
officer. She controls it.

Which is just as well cause I can't control
myself when I see her, if you got me.

Now you have someone
to tell you where to go.

How long have you .. uh .. you know.

4 years. Three years before
surgery, one year Post.

That's pretty drastic.

Couldn't you just...? You know
change every now and then?

Be a transvest, is what you mean?
Have my bra on the weekends? No.

No I couldn't.
- Why not?

Because I'm a woman.

Can you order please?
- Karl was a girl ...

If you say so.

This usual capitalism conspiracy. They keep
you waiting so you ask more drinks.

What's the matter? Are you in a hurry then?
- No. But as soon as we consume, they will be pushing us out the door.

Come on!

We could have gone for a
hamburger. That would be quick.

At least I don't want to speed anything to go away.
- Oh very generous.

What do you want me to do?
Admired your perfume,

Ask whether you prefer
tampons to towels?

A rose for the lady sir?
Oh fuck off!

Actually, I think I'm gonna
exclude you that.

Karl! Kim, Kim ...

Kim I didn't mean to upset you.
- You didn't that by accident.

My music, much money.

Many months...

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

RENT OR ELSE!!!

Oh shit! Shit, shit, shit!

Could you make sure that
Kim, Kim Foyle gets this?

I will.

Better still. Why don't you
handle it to her yourself?

Is Kim here?
- Yes.

But I can't...
- Nonsense.

Don't you want to see her face when you
give it to her? Come on don't be shy!

Hello design? I have one requisition
for a man out fishing in a boat.

Anniversary.

Are you ready?

"With all my love this comes to say...

"How much I really care..."

"And to thank you for all the joyfulness ..."

"Joyfulness...

"You bring to all your...

I'll ring you back.

Surprise!

Who's been hiding a highlight
under the shoe [???]

Go on. Don't worry about
special occasions here.

I still don't know if it's appropriate.

I knew I'm sorry
about last night.

Kim?

It's alright.

Something else would
make it perfect.

A kiss she means. Go
on, don't be shy ....

Come on.

I'm late for work.
- He is shy ...

There's a ring in the future
or I'm a Dutchman.

Fuck, man how it came to this?

Don't you know?

I'd rather not have
to think about it.

I shouldn't have brought this bloody
flowers to your work place.

You telling me.

They leave me alone and then you gave them
something to talk about. Thanks a lot.

Are you feeling better about
the date buying this?

God, there's even a message.

To Kim. I behaved like a
vending machine.

Out of order. All the
best, Prentice.

We should give another go...out.

We were there once.
Great times, huh?

I hated it!

What?

This jostling and shoving. It hurts.

Prentice...

I just thought you know...

That at least we had
this much in common.

I'm sorry if I wasted your time.

Let me buy you a drink.

You couldn't be here, and
you don't wanna be here, so ...

It's you I wanted to
be with, you stupid.

One beer and a pack of crips, please.
Pay directly to the palm.

Watch out ...

Your friend doesn't have
much taste, does she?[???]

I should sample yours then? [???]

- Are you taking the piss?
- He doesn't mean anything by it ...

I'm talking to him.

- No offense, man.
- Come on Prentice. Just go.

Go running away boy.
You're henpecked. [???]

I'm sure you in the
bunk is that big.

What?!

That bunch has ecstasy in a box.

You should keep your bloody
mouth shut Prentice.

What should I do then?
- Just pretend you never heard.

Wait for me, you bastard.

It's what you do?
- It bloody works.

My heart is beating like a drumm.

I did a little handle on us today.

- You don't mind living dangerously.
- Didn't I always?

I could do your job easily.

On Valentine's Day, yeah?

There's a bloke on the front of the card. Looking
raunchy holding a knife. What I put inside?

- I give up.
- Special fork is out of question.

So what am I supposed to do wipe my
hands on your bedspread afterwards?

Go on.

It's disgusting the way you live.

How long is since this place
has seen a dustcloth?

Leave off Kim you sound
like my mother.

I bloody hope not.

So you had an operation then.

About a year ago.
Snip and it was. [???]

Bloody hell ...

I don't miss it. I never
really wanted it.

It was an outgrowth coming out to me.

And what do you do with a
outgrowth? You get rid of it.

It was ugly. It was all wrong.

It felt wrong when I had one.[???]

You obviously is quite
attached to yours ...

Good thing I did not
order the sausage ...

I'll play some music on.

Play the older ones.

You just signed up for my benefit or
are you genuinely interested?

I always liked the sound. I just
wasn't too keen on the fury.

Hey ... Turn off the noise!

Turn it down you wanker!

Thanks for tonight. It was great.
- Wild.

It was fun as well.

It turned out well, wasn't it?
-Yeah.

Anyway I'll see you, right?

Do you wanna ...

Do you wanna come for a coffee?

I suppose it is late, isn't it?
- Yeah.

Actually, could you lend me a tenner for
some petrol? Money' s a little tight with me.

Nice Purse.
- Thanks.

Brilliant.

Good night.

Good night.

Kim...

I'm straight you know.

So am I.

Jean?

I used the spare key
you gave me.

Something wrong?
- Not at all.

I came from some show with some of the
other wives. Neil always encourages it.

It's good from him, right?

Was that Prentice?
Still looks the same.

What is it Jean?

I need to borrow your
flat for the afternoon.

Somethings I need to sort out.

Sort out? Why can't you
sort out in a hotel room?

Do you want to help me or not?

I helped you enough.

When you'd took men home and didn't
know why to whom did you turn to?

Do you think your mate Prentice
is gonna hang around long?

I'm your sister.

What day were you thinking of?

Friday.

- Okay.
- Thanks.

- Is that all?
- There's another favor I need actually.

I have looked before.

You've got more stuff in
here than in a bloody shop.

- Can I borrow this?
- Yeah, take what you like.

- After all I owe you.
- Well now we're even.

Now throttle gently.

Well done.

That's it.

And now a little faster.

You do want to get faster.
If you go slow you gonna fall off.

That's it.

- Sorry.
- Okay.

I always wanted a
motorcycle Prentice.

It's fast!

So, do it! Go ahead.

You getting off?

I guess you should do
on your own for now.

- Think I'm gonna kill you, don't you?
- Just come toward me steadly.

Alright, come on, come on!

Come on,

That's it. Keep it steady.

That's it.

Lovely, lovely.
- Yeah I did it.

[???] must be shame himself.

I must have be gone mad. I'd never get
me on one of this things before. I tell you.

No fear. Extenuous psychiatric assessments
already stablished your stability.

- Hmm, what?
- It has it, hasn't it?

I got this.

I just wanted to
understand really.

Accounting For Transsexualism
And Tranhomosexuality

I saw a psychiatrist for three years
to get accepted for the change.

On the second time I went I was wearing
jeans he told me that I wasn't serious.

And now you can pick up a
wine glass by a stain.

You learn stuff when your
life depends on it.

My life does depend on it.

Yeah and now I put you
to riding bikes, leathers...

Yeah but underneath
this rough exterior ...

Right, lesson number two.

Swearing at taxi drivers.

You bastard, because that's
where they all come from.

What you used to do? Worked
in a slaughterhouse?

Cause I cut you up.

Yeah, I got it on tape
for five grand.

Says he was into kinky
stuff Bdsm & discipline.

Now he's threatened her
down the phone.

No, no, no we did this right.
We're on the sex story,

And how we have contributed
to his arrest.

One source says he
does three months.

Which is about as long as I waited
for this bloody tape to be-

Where the hell have
you been you wanker?

I was expecting this
half an hour ago.

- And what is it? A replacement heart?
- What is your name?

Have someone call me again.
- I want your name!

Kane. Citizen.

Asshole.

Don't panic Paul, okay?
It's called shopping.

This could get you
into a decent shirt.

I got a load of general
knowledge, don't I?

Did you know that we all begin
life with identical genitals?

What's it got to do with anything?
I only thought it was interesting,

Our sex chromosomes, right?
XX for you and XY for me.

If you say so.

Oh, there's a green one.
I'll get it for you.

You'll stop looking like a big olive
stain. And I'll get trousers too.

Yeah but also there's XXX e
XXXY, XXXY, X/XY, XY/XYYY.

No wonder there's so much confusion.
- Who is confused?

It's about I know who I am.

Did you know that we're all basically
female? Men and women?

True nature makes us maleness it's
just something that's added on.

So you're telling me that
Harrison Ford and Mel Gibson

They are just women with something added on?
- Exactly.

So when it comes to what you're supposed
to be, anything can happen.

It matches your eyes. You
better not get Kebab on it.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Sorry.

Sorry. I left as later as I could, it
is just that Prentice comes tonight.

- Hello, Aunt Kim!
- Matthew!

Get your coat.

I don't understand.

You don't have to.
It doesn't matter now.

So don't worry.
- Will you tell me at all?

No. You'll worry.

Mom bought me a VHS. Look,
Liverpool. I watched in your TV.

Wow, can I borrow it?
- No way.

Thanks for let us use your flat.

I'll let you get on, give you
time to get ready for Prentice.

I just hope you'll not be disappointed.
- Why should I be disappointed?

Let's go darling.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- See you.
- Bye.

So should I come to your flat tonight?
What for?

We're going out. We're going to the Thai
restaurant with Graham and Suzane.

- Well, fuck.
- What?

It's just like the name of the
restaurant they all fuck.

Whatever it is, Paul cancel it!

I can't. I have this mate
he had some surgery.

I promised to visit him and
she's looking forward to it.

Who's she? His wife?
- What?

What am I supposed to do?
Turn up at the restaurant

and listen to my sister
patronize me all night ...

about my disastrous
choice of boyfriends?

It was a major surgery, abdominal.

- Another rider?
- That's right.

He was involved in one incident
and I'm quite close to him.

Paul, why can't you go
tomorrow night?

I'm not even asking you to choose,
Paul. You just have to rearrange.

I can't.

He's leaving town to a specialized
examination in Edingbruce tomorrow.

I need to be with him tonight.

Well then I'll tell my sister
something came up.

Well, my mate. No,
just something.

Take some grapes.

Shut up, you bunch of wankers.
At least I have a relationship.

You only use your dicks to piss all
of the beer you've been drinking.

When it comes to women you're lost.
You sad bunch of chromosomes.

Hey Prentice, cool that!

I'm sorry I'm late it's too much lager.
- Hi.

And I bought you some more.
- Come in.

Will you give me a house tour?

The bathroom is in here.

Yeah, it definitely looks that way.
Taps, toothpaste stuff.

I expected some wet tights hang
over the side of the bath

No, not tonight.

I bet it's messier in here.
No, don't!

- These are your hormones?
- Yes Provera.

The magic potion, yeah?

- What is it?
- That's my dilator.

I'll show you the bedroom.

All my things...

Or so.

- It has seen a lot of action, right?
- No. Not really.

I can put the soup on.
The wine is on the table.

Sorry, I couldn't
convince myself.

Those hormones business,
it's quite interesting you know?

Apparently they get dozens of
estrogen to male rats,

And they started to build nests.

No supposedely to
be twice daily.

- What it done for you?
- I am a much better driver now.

I meant your body
not your imagination.

Well, it changes your
shape, obviously.

You develop some things, lose others.

My skin is softer ...

My breasts changed first.

And they've got even bigger
in the last two years.

The nipples are darker.
The areola larger.

I've got hips now.
My waist is slim.

My belly is fuller.
My bottocks rounder.

And my limbs feel...alive.

I guess I have to be going now.

- Why?
- I'll call you, right?

Prentice?

I've got a hard-on.

It's not illegal.

Prentice ...

Prentice ...

So that's why? Your game
of a girl meets boy.

Karl is a woman after all.

Shit ... didn't I notice,
didn't you made me?

Are you scared you might end
up in the wrong pigeonhole?

If my girlfriend knew I was here...
- Why doesn't she?

You keep it pretty quiet about her, don't you?
- I'm just pissed off.

Now you know what's like to
be confused about your cock.

I got rid of my confusion,
I had no choice.

What are you gonna
do? Get rid of me?

Do you think it's a big deal?
It is not. See ...

I don't know all the
fuss is about. Do you?

Put it back Prentice!

Just gets in the bloody way.
- Put it back then.

Funny thing to get so bloody serious. You look
I'll call the police ...

Look everybody, there's a man
with his penis hanging out!

Then please go away. Ignore
me cause it's not important.

Stop then your bloody
drama queen.

Puff bastard. Put that away!

Look, I'm terribly sorry about all this.

I see I'm provoking excitment.
Why did you get excited?

Why did I get excited.
My sick dick, come out!

Hideous penis, long and [???]
You're disgusting!

I got more important things
to get excited about.

Come on Prentice,
let's go back inside.

And what are we gonna do?
Debate about your femininity?

Come on please.

Hey ...
- You should be ashamed of yourself!

He was exposing himself.
Sir you have a problem?

I'll get him.
- Don't be so-

You're being arrested
for indecent exposure.

You see the whole world is
bothered by bloody genitals!

There's an explanation
for what just happened.

He shoudn't be arrested for it.

Okay, this is obstruction. Get her!

Yes ma'am I'm sorry you
have to come with me.

Me? I...can't.
You have the right to remain silent.

Come.
- This can't happen to me.

She hasn't bloody done anything!

Get in and shut up! ...

I've never been in any
trouble before. Please ...

You blame your friend.

So what went wrong
about the night?

The wrong sexual orientation.
She's straight so do I.

So what have we here?

Hey, stop that!
Don't you dare.

Cut it out.
- Prentice let him be please.

Don't be clever with me, all right?

I wouldn't dream to be clever with
you I wanna see your boss, mate.[???]

Shut your mouth Prentice just
keep it shut and leave him alone.

It's not enough for them [???] it's a fair cop
guv'nor where should I sign my confession?

I know that you are against crime,
but also using some antiperspirant?

I warned you!

Stop it, get off him.

Stop, please stop!

Stop!

That's enough! Enough!

Up there.

Watch your step.

This way, sit down.

Sit there.

I arrested him for indecent exposure.

Inside the van he got [???]
and assaulted me.

I assaulted you?! You tried to kick
the shit out of me you bastard.

Your mate had to pull you off.

I want to make a complaint against
him. A formal complaint.

You just calm down, alright? Sit down
calmly I'll process you in a minute, okay?

He's the one who needs
to calm down.

He tried to put his hands
under my friend's skirt!

Tell him Kim!

Yes, right. Pete put him in there for a minute. Will you?
- Yes sergeant.

He'll cool off.
- Come on.

What did you took this?
- Obstruction.

Name?

Kim Foyle.

Normally I have my documents
with me. My proof of identity.

You know Visa, driver's license ...

Since I took them, they have my
name on them. It's Kim Foyle.

We'll have to put
you in a cell. Kim ...

You may be getting
some company.

- Who?
- Number four.

Come on!

- Who am I to share the cell with?
- That's the great unknown, isn't it?

Delight yourself.

Right and then left.

There you go, love.

Here.

Here we go. You got
it all to yourself.

Let's hope we don't get any
violent drunks in here tonight.

We usually do.

How you're doing?

Now, you're good
at it, don't you?

I'm sure it was a heat
of the moment thing.

Yes? You rushed.
ot silly, regret it now.

The passion was running high.
- Yeah.

The officer you made
a complaint about?

I think he feels the exactly
same way about what he did.

Does he?

You could cancel
each other out.

You know what I'm saying?

That he can beat the shite out of me
and I'm supposed to forget it

And know what's good
for me. My dick!

No pun intended.

Charge him.

We're deciding whether
or not to charge you.

Obstruction, resisting arrest.

Look I never get in trouble
I make sure I avoid trouble.

You could go down, honey. It
wouldn't be a holyday sweetheart.

You could be removed to Brinsford
tomorrow with all the fellas.

- I have nothing to do with them.
- Of course not, I go along with that.

But-
- Please, let me go.

That bloke you were arrested with...
- I don't even know him really.

A troublemaker,

Especially in the van. Hey love?

Can I go now?

I'm in trouble, Kim.

As well as exposure they're suing me for
assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest.

I'm meeting a magistrate
court in the morning.

They're only doing it because
I made a complaint.

They tried to make a deal.
Can you believe that?

And you said no?

I'm pleading guilt on exposure. There's
no way I'll rend them over my soul.

And so you refused to
forgette everything?

You wanted me to forget
what they did to us Kim?

You had to be Mr. strong-minded,
don't you? Mr. rebel without a clue.

Everything I've been throught tonight
there was no need for any of it.

You just remember how it got started.
- Are you saying it's my fault?

That's not important any more
what's important is

That you know I didn't assault anybody.

I need you to make a
statement to my solicitor.

What statement?

A witness statement that you saw me being
attacked you gonna give it tomorrow.

It's all what I have to do?

No what you gotta do is give evidence in court
when I get the day for the soul hearing.

When?

Wherever.

You know I'm not guilty.

Yeah, of course, course.

So you'll help me, won't you?

Yeah.

It's nothing to worry about.

Thanks for a lovely evening.

I've got a few nasty surprises
too, you know?

This is the way you
gotta go tomorrow.

No point going to bed I gotta be in
a magistrate's court in three hours.

I gotta do a full day's work
cause I can't afford not to.

- They charged you?
- No, they let me go.

Why?

Good luck for tomorrow.

Solicitor's office tomorrow.
Don't forget!

Sorry Sergeant , this person
says you're expecting her.

Yeah, cadet no problem.

It's Kim.

What happened?
Come on, come in.

I got arrested.

- Did you hear this?
- I'm sure she'll wake Mathew up.

Prentice was playing silly buggers
and the police turned up.

Then they got us in a van and
then they started to beat him.

Then they have us in a cell and told
me I'll have to go to a male prison.

And now I don't know how
to get out of this trouble.

That's what happens when you
let your past catch up with you.

I told you, didn't I?

The past wasn't a problem, Jeane.
It's what I thought I wanted now.

Can I stay for a while?

Yeah, I suppose yeah.

God, you're [???] Kim.

Anyway you don't have to worry
about him now. A safe house this is.

I'll go and make a bed for you.
Darling get her a drink.

I wish you were more careful.

I spent the past four
years being careful.

It's all I have been.

You know Jean, absent in her best.

Shouldn't you be laying on?

It's okay. I'm earning my keep.

- You want some coffee?
- Yeah, great, thanks.

We're gonna get spoiled,
arent we?

Now young man
you listen to me.

I got some photographs
of you gone missing.

Mummy doesn't seem
to know where they are.

They diidn't find a way into your
little treasure mailbox, did they?

- Mummy gave it to the man.
- What man?

The one in aunt's Kim flat.

What did you all doing there?

I was watching a video.

- Well...?
- I wasn't actually there.

So my wife, my son and this
man were all huddle up together

In your flat? Why?

I don't know.

Hey, what did he say to you?
What did he tell you?

He said thanks for the photos.

See you later, son.

- Neil...
- I'm late.

- He said the exposure [???].
- 50 Quid!

I didn't know pricks
could be so expensive!

Only if you behave like one.

Now we need this witness
statement on the assault.

She's coming to see me today, isn't she?
- I hope so, yeah.

- You hope ..?
- I'll remind her.

Please do because we've only got
one week before we appear.

It's just my luck to get to cancelation
without time to prepare.

I must get this solved soon.

If I dropped my complaint do you think the
police would still be interested in the deal?

That was the option last
night, it isn't anymore.

In cases involving assault on
the police they always win.

God...

What are you doing?

I have to get changed
into my livery.

So you think I'm stupid?
- Put your trousers on..

Otherwise, we gonna
need a psychiatrist report.

Yes, 14...

Tell your friend it's urgent.

Yellow forteen, where
have you been?

Excuse me, sorry.

Package for Canary Wharf.

- Canary Wharf? Just put in through.
-It's a big building.

And you come to collect
something, have you?

Have you got a parcel for me?

to take on my bike to a big builting
called Canary Wharf.

The line is still engaged.
You want to hold ?

I think I saw it somewhwere.

- I'm running 35 minutes late.
- And whose fault is that?

Still engaged.

You're making me even later.
- Patience is a virtue.

That doesn't surprise me.

I saw it a minute ago.

- Isn't that?
- What?

That.

Thank you.

Good morning can I help you?
- Can I use your phone, please?

I'm on it, on tight. Payphones
are out there.

Good morning, can I help you?
- I'm sorry, excuse-me.

Thank you! Who's searching
can I help you?

Hi, can I speak
with Kim, please?

She's off sick? What is the
matter with her? It's serious?

No, I'll try to fetch her. Thank you.

Yellow 14 are you in the
Canary Wharf yet?

Call me when you have
time you have 12 [???]

Yellow 14?

Yellow 14?

I'm driving down the highway.
Handing over 4 minutes. End.

You want other pickups or not?

Bollocks!
- Hey you want the pickups?

Paul! Why aren't you
answering to me?

Paul!

I'm picking Matthew
from school earlier.

He's got a dental cleaning.
Then I'll go shopping.

That don't go in there.

I'll do it.
- No, it's all right.

You don't have to do anything.

I feel stupid being here.

No, don't. It's on a good cause.

See you later.

Neil knows about
the man in my flat.

- I don't.
- What?

Well, who is he?

I told you he's someone from the past
I dated when I was into night clubs.

Is he Matthew's father?

It doesn't matter. I told him
how happy I am with Neil I did.

I won't get involved
with him again anyway.

He kept asking me to.

Besides, he never made
anything of himself.

But he made Matthew.

Like I said that's irrelevant. Now
I have a lot to get on my path.

Kim!

Kim!

Shit!

Come on!

Shit!

- Where is she?
- Call security!

So where is she?

When you come here with
flowers you're welcome.

If you come barging in like a
deranged we can't entertain-

I don't want any trouble
I just want to see her!

Well we can't help you
with your problem.

Lady with the flu, she told us
and I have no reason to doubt it.

She's left the flat so how
she lie in low exactly?

Look...

When she call again would
you give her a message?

Tell her that I do stuff I
shouldn't do right?

This time she knows it's not my
fault, I don't want to go to prison.

I don't want to be locked up.
She's used to be in locked up.

No, you better not
tell her that, it's just-

- Come on you're out.
- Wait, wait!

Come on, go on!

Can you just tell her...

Tell her she was there.

- Thank you.
- Come on, this way. Come on.

- Get out.
- Don't touch me!

Unstable character.
- Which one of them?

She was always so reliable.

But it can't be easy
though, can it?

For someone like her.

Get your hands off!
- Get out!

Get out!

Out!

Yellow 14, are you there?

I'm on my way.

Why haven't you delivered the
package in Canary Wharf yet?

You're almost one hour behind!

You cut away your contact.
People are screaming at me!

And you're losing
the damn boxes.

What the bloody hell
is wrong with you?

- You lost it, haven't you?
- Of course I haven't lost it.

Well, deliver the
bloody thing then!

This is a security alert.

Repeating this
is a security alert.

We request you leave
the area imediately.

There's a suspect package
in the vicinity.

For you own safety
leave the area now.

Here goes the most wanted
terrorist in south London.

He is neat to explode.

It's Judgement Day.

Don't worry Paul, the parcel
got delivered in the end.

By the bomb squad.

You ready then?

[???] Where you're concerned.

What happened last night?
- What?

Nothing...

You gave visit someone in the hospital and in the
next morning is like you have something removed

And I had to make excuses for you.

Today was just...

- You know, one of those days.
- I asked you about last night.

Look, If you're gonna cheat
on me Paul, that's one thing,

But if you gonna get me into
shit at work because of them.

Then that's too much because I
can't be let down twice right?

Nothing happened.

How could I, I was
with my mate.

It's more important to be
with him than with me?

No.

I wished you cheated on me Paul at
least I could have understood that.

Look, you're my girlfriend, we
go out, we're a couple, right?

What you think you're doing?

I'm not sure.

It's about time you came through
puberty.You were 16 a long time ago.

I don't know what
I want, right?

Certainly it's not me.

I'm sorry.

You're a mystery Paul
to yourself mostly.

Do yourself a favor. Solve it.

Niel is late.

He probably went out for
a drink with his mates.

I didn't think he was into that.

You talk about the devil.

When he's pissed he
goes straight to bed.

I'm coming too actually.

Go straight out to bed. Good night.
- Good night.

Are you okay?

Why shouldn't I be?

Now Matthew always
calls you Aunt Kim

Because as far as he's concerned
that's all you've ever been, right?

Even though you're not...

Technically aunt Kim at all.

And he's always called me daddy,
even though technically...

He's not take away my family, is he?
- No.

How do you know?

I spoke to Jean about it earlier.

Did you?

I suppose I should be
grateful really, shouldn't I?

It seems my sperm weren't
very good swimmers.

Getting Jean pregnant wasn't supposed to be
like one of them making across the Atlantic.

But that one did apparently.

A miracle.

I went back and have
more tests done.

They told me I was
completely infertile.

A completely useless.

A man who couldn't
prove he was one.

Who couldn't possibly give his wife what
she most wanted despite all appearances.

- Talk to her.
- What for?

I love Matthew like
he was my own.

I love Jean like she's never
been with anybody else.

I don't wanna bring things up.

If she left me and took him...

I'm left nothing

You own only if
you can, don't you?

Come back, push it up, [???]

Come on, [???] Come on!

Come on, [???] show me some [???]

Do it again.

Come on, push it out! [???]

Back! And do it again.

You better get it your wanker!

You're supposed to
be a soldier![ ???]

You're pathetic, now
try your little shit!

Get over it!

Get up.

Get up!

Keep going your little rat!

Come on, don't be such
a bastard, get over it!

You useless bastard!

Come on! Come on! Over!

Come on!

- Thank you.
- Where have you been?

With Jean.

Yeah, of course, you've always
hid behind her, don't you?

What she provided this
time an Armed guard?

Not exactly.

The court case is in 6 days time.

- You got to be there kim.
- You're a chaos Prentice.

Chaos, trouble and fuss.

I can't be involved anymore.

All this trouble you've gone
through to be the right sex

When you might have managed to
me forgot to become a person as well.

That's funny coming from you.

You couldn't even deal with
what had happened that night.

What happened
there is irrelevant.

That's irrelevant, right?

Are you feeling better?

Your boyfriend stormed into
the building yesterday.

What?

Demanding to see you.
He's quite intense.

But it's all been dealt
with by now, isn't it?

Anyway, while you
were incapacitated,

Allison came up with some good
stuff for mother's day. Traditional.

Take a look.

Quite a rising star.

It's pretty good.

And the design came up with
this for1 year anniversary.

Wife buying for husband
can you oblige?

Will you fill up to it?

He's made a complaint.

But the others will
back you up, right?

So why did you hit him for?

Once alright? Once in all these years.

I've never lost it, I've
always been so careful.

More careful than anyone.

Well, there goes your promotion.

I'm sorry if I uptake your plans.

I'm sorry if i can't meet
your expectations.

Hey! Go look in my bag. You may
find something in there for you.

You've got a good record Neil.

[???] the most attractive thing about me
it's that the main thing you see in me?

I just don't want you to waste opportunities
away you don't deserve to lose all.

I'm used to be the impassible one.
- We gonna keep a lead on things.

Why don't you talk
about the other stuff?

The real stuff.

What we talk about
is our business.

- Who is that?
- I'll go.

Hello Jean, remember me?

Unfortunately.

Can Kim come out to play?

She's not gonna get you
out of trouble Prentice.

That's not why I'm here.
- What else do you want her for?

Why not let her finds out?
She's a big girl now.

He's right, I am.

Don't this place give
you the creeps?

More and more.

Listen, about this witness thing...

I think I'm gonna go awry
whatever happens.

Why?

Just have been in my life.

It has been punishment
sooner or later.

Remember I tried to turn the
headmaster into a pacifist?

I never been used to rules.
Every few [???] oppressive.

Anyway none of this make
me a success story

And I realized that if
I ever went to prison,

Then it wouldn't be anyone
there on the visit's day.

Anyway I just came
to give you this really.

In the name of the past.

A great investiment it was
nice when we danced to it.

Yeah it was... it was on you.

Anyway I'll see you around.
- Yeah.

All sorted out?

I suppose so.

So, you don't need a safe
house anymore then?

No.

You must be glad to
return to your flat.

Yeah, I'll go tonight.
- It's up to you.

I don't know what you must
have thought of us fighting

And bickering like
that in front of you.

We'll make it up tonight, right?

I'm going to pack.

Bollocks!

Wait! Wait!

- Why ....?
- Sorry.

Taken away in chains.
How approppriate.

- You were going somewhere?
- To court.

- You want a lift?
- Thanks you very much.

Alone?

We have a [???] I'm afraid.
- How?

The Law magistrate. He thinks
all policemen are wonderful.

Oh god...

You could change your pleding.
It might help things a bit.

No, I will not.

Look I've got a client I'll
see you in an hour?

Alright.

Got anything interesting, Harry?

Yeah, you see [???]will make
a nice story for you.

Hey that's enough.

Come in.

Pamela, I was just walking past Kim's desk
and I noticed something in the screen.

I think you should see.

Alright, go on.

"I love you kid, I always did."

"You put me to bed when I
was... drunk."

"You take me to bed
when I'm ... wait..."

"I've been your child, I've been
your lover, I've been your brother,

"I've been your whore and errand boy and
you've been everything too. Thank you."

What the heck do you call this?

It's something I wanted to try out.

What occasion it's supose to be for? Who
will buy it? Who would they give it to?

It sounds so ... Sylvia Plath.

It's for him, isn't it?
Your companion.

You're at work now. Your thoughts
are not supose to be on him.

Look I'm sorry.

I've got to go out a bit. I'll
be back this afternoon.

Listen my girl!

Kim!

The police said they were called
following complaints of a disturbance.

When they arrived they found you
shouting and in a state of undress.

I was having an argument with a friend
and a little bit over demonstrative.

- Upset.
- Yeah.

Quite a potent mixture then.

You were suffering the effects of drink and in a state
of agitation from the argument you were having.

In other words, you were like
a loaded gun, weren't you?

You sure you wanna do this?

You said you've never
been in trouble before.

And this friend on whose behalf
you were allegedly intervening?

Why wasn't she brought
forward as a witness?

She declined.

Can I help you?

You can say to the Defence Solicitor
that Kim Foyle is here.

...Your actions can
not be defended.

That you can not give
evidence for the guilty.

No more questions.

I'd like to inform the court
that we have a witness.

I'd also liketo request a recess so
I can take the witness statement.

A recess? Given the court's time in the-
- Ten minutes of the court's time

It's all I'm requesting.

A recess of 10 minutes
will be granted.

All rise.

- Mr Prentice!
- Sir.

When we were there inside the car there
was some curiosity about the two of us.

Our relationship.

Could you be more
specific Miss Foyle?

They thought that we were a gay
couple and that I was a travestite.

What do the police do? Say it.

One of the policeman ...
That one there,

For the sheer unsatisfied curiosity
he put his hand between my legs.

I think he expected to find
something to squeeze.

Obviously there wasn't because
I'm a postoperative transexual.

What was your reaction when the officer
put his hand between your legs?

I was already scared and
now I was being molested.

Why didn't you
made a complaint?

You get used to such things.

And what was Mr.
Prentice's reaction?

He pushed the policeman's hand
away words were exchanged,

And the policeman hit him.

So Mr. Prentice intervened to protect you?
- Yes

Yes.

And not for the first time.

Why did you leave until the last moment
before coming forward with your evidence?

Cowardice. I was always
late to fall apart.

No more questions.

What is the precise nature of your
relationship with the accused?

It's like when you lose a sock.

The one that is left is odd.

Well Prentice is like the other
sock turning up again.

Could I ask for a less
flippant response please?

Our relationship doesn't have a
precise nature and never will.

All I know is I don't don't how
I would have done without him.

And by the way I may have certain
things removed by surgery

But my eyesight wasn't one of them.

And I know what I saw
after he was arrested.

It's a Miscarriage of justice.

Another example of the rottenness
in the heart of this legal system.

I thought you were heading
for a prison sentence.

He's never been grateful.

Grateful? For a 5 hundred grand I have to
pay commission the bastard who hit me?

A five hundred contribution
is hardly a victory on their part.

- Well thank you for everything.
- Good luck.

Barry Stapleton I work for the local press.
But I also do quite a bit of freelance.

And some tabloids.

- So?
- Well, I just thought, you know.

What came out back there was
just how true your relationship,

But I think a lot of people will be very
interested in reading about your story.

Except I would not.

There'll be no need to worry
about any prurience.

It will be your own
words, your story

Of course there'll need to be...
financial arrangements.

But you wouldn't be riped off because
as I said I know my way [???]

- How much do we win?
- Prentice!

One grand.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you piss off and cover
a boy scouts jumble sales instead?

I think you're gonna ends up in the
papers whether you like it or not.

It's still a too good
story to miss.

What about a story about the report
who got a notebook shoved up his arse?

He would come back. [???]
pages six and seven.

I'm only thinking on
your pocket, pal.

You know what I liked best this afternoon?
[???]when I [???] his face when you walked in.

Like that headmaster
Simon, remember that?

"Another establishment riot is
split in the Summer of 76."

We should go out to
celebrate, you know.

We could share
a pizza together.

I'm quite sure for imagining exactly
taste the food of victory either.[???]

I don't know if you think of the last
time we were in a restaurant together.

I couldn't crash here, could I?

I mean, not [???]another cab fare.

- Ok.
- That's right.

I'll make up the sofa.

Hey! How you ended
up with your sister?

They were going
away to germany.

That's funny I always thought
she would stay close.

And now she can't
wait to move on.

I'm sorry she's hurt you.

That's nothing to a woman
who's have electrolysis.

In the other night when you told
me how your body changed ...

Could I see it?

- See?
- Would you show me?

- I don't know...
- What the fuss about?

I just wanna see everything
more clearly. Could I?

- No one else has ever ask.
- We're mates.

- You're just cur...
- Curious. Yeah.

You know I'm always
poking my nose in.

Should I wait here?

I'm not gonna come and do a
bloody Fan dance Prentice.

Alright.

I showed you my appendicitis
scar, didn't I?

That's funny, be throught
all this trouble...

Only be myself to turn around.

Speak then.

Tell me how you
changed your voice.

I made it from my
chest to my head.

Breathing exercises.

My music, a lot of
money, many moons.

I bought this in Markt & Spencer.

You say a mind can never
accept your body before.

I don't wanna struggle
with it either.

Give me your hand.

- What?
- Come on!

That's nothing like mine.
- I so hope not.

It's so soft...

And so hot.

Do you want some help with that?

That's alright.

I can do the same. [???]

He knows what's doing. [???]

It fits.

It bloody fits.

This mean we'll have to get
up and hop tight together.[???]

And buy salad bowls. [???]
- I hope so. [???]

I knew you would agree.[???]

So was I alright?
- Was I?

How could you even
take criticism? [???]

So how can you be able to afford the
rent on the flat if you don't work?

I'll think on something.

- You know you could...
- What?

If you wanted to live in here for a bit.
- No.

You'll have the sofa I'm not trying to...
- Why not here?

Cause I know I couldn't stand
you here permanently.

You know why I couldn't?

I want to get my
exit on my own.

I look at how you manage
to get yourself together.

- Materially.
- Thanks for nothing.

I just wished that
I learned from you.

So we gonna do then?

I don't know.

- I didn't know I was expecting anything.
- I know.

I ain't got my bike anymore.

- It's amazing [???]
- What do you want?

I got a history.

Yeah, so is my cleaning lady.
Says every gossip in the city.

No, It's about a woman called Kim,
who used to be a man called Karl.

- How do you know about her?
- Well, we're acquainted.

How much you're looking for?

Why don't you tell me, how much
you're prepared to pay?

Is it with or without photograph?

SEX SWAP KARL WAS MY VALENTINE!

These papers really
are vultures.

Mind you they only pick
on easy mates.

Don't worry.

I've only come to see personnel
and collect my things.

A private word I think don't you?

So many points.

I had such hopes for you.

- Me too.
- What happened?

Well, after they removed my penis
they created a hole in my perineum.

They inverted the manly penis created
a scrotum into the opening

And made a vagina.

I'll just say this, okay?

I've had gallstones removed but at least
I've managed to balanced out pluck.

I am about to lose my job,

And I'm splashed all over the
papers and you want balance?

Goodbye Pamela.

Look, I'm not interested in the amount
of pink you were as a baby.

You can still work here, you know?

I just want a pleasant
verses. That's all.

I managed it for 23 years.

Mind you I've never
been in a relationship.

Or had much happened
to me along the way.

But I'm sure that helps.

You were a great verse writer.

You've got such ...

What?

Versatility.

Sorry about everything.

Hello, design? It's editorial.

When you'll be needing the verses
to far away relatives at Christmas?

Alright. I'll get some stuff
to you this afternoon.

Are you busy Alison?

I need you to do some
photocopy for me, okay?

Yes?

I suppose you'll be throw yourself
into work now, isn't it?

That's the spirit. Good for you.

Prentice, time to work.

Give me some breakfast.

Tea bags are in the cupboards.

I might have changed the law but I can't
manage become a mother as well.

I can't be in shops all day.
- You get me in the lunch hour.

- No I'm working through my lunch hour.
- You know, everyone is busy.

Look, if it's not for tonight
it's your fault.

No, it's yours.

DUCATI

What a beautiful sight.

You'll ride in the back.

- It's my bike.
- My story.

It was mine.

But it was me they paid you to talk about.
- They paid me exactly.

Yeah, but it was my idea
to you go talk to them.

- Go then.
- Thanks.

Going.

That's it.

Morning.
- Morning.

You ready then?

Different For Girls

English Subtitles translated from Czech
Pinky and the Brain