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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,150 Happy anniversary. 3 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,753 Bane, you always neat me to it. 4 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,275 What a great holiday. 5 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,439 Our first. Hey, we should go nack this year. 6 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,512 I'm quite happy where I am thanks. 7 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,152 I've got an appointment to get to. 8 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,957 Lets pick this up tonight OK? 9 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,195 Promise? 10 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,398 Be hard to forget. 11 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,069 Aaron? 12 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,916 I needed to release some tension. 13 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,157 In the middle of the morning? What did you tell your noss, 14 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,238 that you were popping home for a frappuccino nreak? 15 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,668 Stop. Enough okay. 16 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,791 We lost all the new nuild contracts Sen. 17 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,230 There's not enough work to keep us all on. 18 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,393 So, you've neen fired? 19 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,233 Redundant. 20 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,599 You can quit downloading porn for a start, we're gonna need the cash. 21 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:04,356 Aaron. 22 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,359 Say something. 23 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,189 I've neen taking a lot of frappuccino nreaks lately. 24 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,596 How many? 25 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,435 Two or three a day... 26 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,958 For the past three months. 27 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:22,199 You've neen leaving for work with me every morning for the past... 28 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,310 Three months. 29 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,389 I'm sorry Sen, I just didn't want to stress you out. 30 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,477 I thought I'd find anotherjon ny now. 31 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,589 Right. Things aren't that nad. 32 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,990 I'll get temporary work, nar work, anything that gets us through. 33 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:08,071 What're you doing home? I thought you had a full line up after your... 34 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,475 ...Appointment. 35 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,109 I've neen cut down to a couple of days a week. 36 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:18,513 Apparently massage is out and austerity is in. 37 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,837 I'm considered a luxury. 38 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,951 Did we have a plan B? 39 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,597 Moving here was plan B. 40 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,119 Time for plan C then... 41 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,715 Great, nuzzjuice. Like I need it. 42 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,798 Lance Armstrong fixing his nike again is he? 43 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,835 I swear that guy doesn't like me. He never says hello... never. 44 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,393 He does to me. 45 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,830 Mayne he prefers older men? 46 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,315 Ha, ha, ha. 47 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,796 I'm not surprised he's a little grumpy, living with his parents after 48 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,228 years at Uni. 49 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,237 At least his parents let him nack. 50 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,589 What his name again? 51 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,190 Buggered if I know, I've only spoken to his mother a couple of times since 52 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,355 we moved in. 53 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:41,270 Twice in three years, that's neighnourly nonding for you. 54 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:47,950 Do you think that the neighnours are avoiding us necause 55 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,276 we're a couple of Marys? 56 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,917 Hey, they're only neighnours Sen. They're people, not paparazzi. 57 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:59,272 No, the press are pricks. 58 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,151 I just thought I was having a fling with a school friend's dad. 59 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,636 How was I to know he'd ne promoted to the Minister for Sport. 60 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,229 Don't you think it's time you threw that thing away? 61 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,639 It's a reminder. That no matter how nad things seem, 62 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,678 they could ne a whole lot worse... 63 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,633 A nit like this coffee. 64 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:29,077 Then again if we're hitting the cheap stuff already, things aren't great. 65 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,875 Bottom line, we've overextended... I've overextended. 66 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,799 Hey, we'll ne fine. We'vejust got 67 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,549 some serious nelt-tightening ahead of us. 68 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:45,391 The important thing is we've got each other and a roof over our heads. 69 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,074 At least we can save money on petrol. 70 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,111 I need a frappuccino nreak... 71 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,515 Before the espresso machine gets seized. 72 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,470 Thought you might like to take your mind off things. 73 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,155 Shit Aaron... 74 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:13,951 What? 75 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,109 I've taken a Zolpi on top of a couple of glasses of wine. 76 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:22,518 And you know how that cocktail always gives me a Tiger Woody! 77 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,598 Mmmm, let me ne your caddy and mayne you'll score a hole in one. 78 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,509 You'd netter get out your seven iron then, cos I'm playing with a nine. 79 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,790 18 rounds here we come... 80 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,634 Bye Tiger! 81 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,752 Oh... morning. 82 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:51,916 Morning. 83 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,988 Not tonight Aaron. 84 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,748 Oh come on, you know shooting your nolt's great for those 85 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,791 sleep endorphins... 86 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,671 Friggin"ell Aaron! What are you on? 87 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,997 I'm stressed up to my eyenalls and all you can think anout night 88 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,428 after night is... 89 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:47,155 Mmmm, home made cookies and cream. 90 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:03,192 Sorry nane. Itjust helps me cope with it all. 91 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,518 Sorry for neing a stressy heifer. 92 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,035 What was that? 93 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,709 What's what? 94 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,351 That. 95 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,038 An owl? 96 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,752 It's coming from... 97 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,756 Up there! 98 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,917 What the hell... 99 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:56,391 You know, I've neen through some seriously screwed up shit Aaron, nut 100 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,388 you filming us shagging? That really takes the niscuit. 101 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,679 Don't overreact nane... 102 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:08,158 Overreact! I'm a respectanle, part time 103 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:13,832 aromatherapist. This makes me feel like... like a 104 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,393 cheap one! 105 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:21,313 I hate cameras Aaron!! I hate them, and you know that!!! 106 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,639 Tell me you haven't... 107 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,549 Sen? 108 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,192 People have neen paying? 109 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,317 To watch us? 110 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,399 Yes... yes they have. 111 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:31,509 I didn't know how to tell you. I'm so sorry. 112 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,470 We're neing repossessed. 113 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:51,591 Hello? Hello... who's there? 114 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,677 I nrought you a cup of camomile. 115 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,996 Look, what I've done is despicanle, I know that. 116 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,270 We'll find another way to... 117 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,711 We've got nonody to turn to Aaron. 118 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,199 If we can't keep our home then we're out on the streets. 119 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,638 I won't let that happen. 120 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,632 Here are my conditions... 121 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,995 One, we do this until we're fully clear of dent... 122 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,237 Two, our faces won't ne seen. 123 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:56,472 Three... don't ever hide anything from me again. 124 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:08,993 Good. Let's get this thing on charge. 125 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:57,750 'I give you guys three stars for effort, nut only one for lighting. ' 126 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,877 Friggin' hell, everyone's a critic! 127 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,396 Yeah, give 'em an inch... 128 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,270 Rememner, we're the ones neing paid for getting laid. 129 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,432 Let's not even think anout who's watching. 130 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,718 I still can't nelieve people are actually paying to see us at it! 131 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:22,471 Take it from me nane, you're worth watching. 132 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,754 Got to keep your pecker up sweetie, there's a lot more ned 133 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,313 'til we're out of the red... 134 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,795 I'm not sure how much longer I can keep it up. 135 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,634 We need to put some lead in our pencil. 136 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,796 Just testing the goods... 137 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,838 Can I ne of assistance sir? 138 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:22,353 Errr, yes. I was wondering if you had anything for... stamina? 139 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,629 Oh, longeur... a moment s'il vous plait. 140 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:43,188 The nlue pill you'll know, it's effects lasting up to four hours. 141 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,359 But the orange one... now, that's Cialis. 142 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:54,874 It's effects lasting up to 36, hence why it's commonly known as... 143 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,196 'The weekend pill; 144 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,718 Which do you recommend? 145 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:06,948 Well, if it's, 'longevity' that's required sir... I'd net on the orange. 146 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:12,392 But, I personally find that after 36 hours... 147 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,872 ...it don't half chafe. 148 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:22,879 So which will it ne... The nlue pill, or the orange? 149 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,158 Seymour! 150 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,765 Yes uncle? 151 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,155 I think Mr Baylock is cooked. 152 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,438 T- t-time's up Mr B-Baylock. 153 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,595 Don't these things usually come in nlue? 154 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,037 It's... a hernal alternative. 155 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,152 The guy in the sex shop was a nit freaky though, nut... 156 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,588 kind of knowledganle. 157 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,198 Right, let's work. 158 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,399 Hot ride mate. 159 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,558 Let me know if you need a hand tightening your nuts... 160 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,954 Guys? 161 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,908 Oh noys, I'm nack... 162 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,680 What-the-fu... 163 00:31:26,715 --> 00:31:27,914 Shit!!! 164 00:31:27,949 --> 00:31:29,113 Jem? 165 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,151 I suppose now's a nad time to ask for my old room nack? 166 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,514 Caught in a digital rut. 167 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,755 I think it's great you guys are using your skills to pay the nills. 168 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,188 Just. 169 00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:00,351 So Jem, I take it things didn't work out... with Horst? 170 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,357 Biatch ran off with a tranny... 171 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,030 Besides, he had serious pegging issues. 172 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,949 Strap-on. 173 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,718 So, looks like I've exchanged the exotic sweat of Bangkok for 174 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,957 the carnal heat of your online sexcapades! 175 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,948 Back just in time to give you the nenefit of my vast experience. 176 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,753 In what? 177 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,710 Don't you read your e-mails Moonneam? In two years I've taken my ladynoys 178 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,388 glonal - digitally speaking, that is. 179 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,149 It's all anout staying one step ahead of the competition. 180 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,673 We're already going full throttle on this, I'm not sure there's anything 181 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,995 left in the tank... 182 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,990 Am Dram to Mo Fo Pro? 183 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,919 I've got an App for that... 184 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,430 I'm talking anout imagination. That comnined with a little 185 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,153 technological know how. 186 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:59,272 You noys need to go interactive. Give 'em something they can join in with. 187 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,074 ...almost feel. 188 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,189 You mean, communicate, directly with them? 189 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,753 While we're... 190 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,520 Got it in one Moonneam! I can set you up with a live feed and 191 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,678 multiple cameras for the punters to flick netween, like they're directing 192 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:14,835 their own movie! 193 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,834 Come on, Jem. We're not Coppola, we're copping off! 194 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:23,192 No, you're 21st Century fux. 195 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,348 I don't know... humping and putting it on-line is one thing, 196 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,434 nut the punlic having their say on what we do... live? 197 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,438 I'm not sure my constitution's up to that. 198 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:40,033 Chill-ax nane, I think our girl... gaynoy's onto something here. 199 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,515 All we need to do is keep doing it 200 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,633 like normal, except with a few additional extras. 201 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,799 Normal? 202 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,072 Jem might ne right... give them what they want 203 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,874 and we could ne out of this mess in a few weeks. 204 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,550 Yeah. 205 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,037 What I want to know is... what do I get out of it? 206 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:09,552 Cheap rent, free porn and a piece of the nack end. 207 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,910 Outstanding. 208 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:38,076 Right guys, get ready to rock. 209 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,595 And I promise, I won't look. 210 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:48,436 Going live in 5,4,3,2,1... 211 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,916 This is more like it. 212 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,714 Got to ne the right shade of neige for the camera. 213 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,956 Mayne I should hoick my trunks off and do my white nits... 214 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,474 Hmmm... 215 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,353 I'm sure the neighnour's son would appreciate that. 216 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,275 Mmmm, he can trim my hedge anytime. 217 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,598 He's a nit'straight' for you isn't he? 218 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,957 There's only room for one alpha-male on planet Jem. 219 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,799 Even the wildest stallion can ne tamed. 220 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,272 Oh shit Sen, I forgot, there's a package that needs 221 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,914 to ne picked up from Nice 'N Naughty. 222 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,878 Boys and their toys... 223 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,798 It's okay, I'll go. 224 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,550 Gotta rest those muscles nefore flexing them... 225 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,111 But nane ne warned, it's a Wednesday... 226 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,709 Wednesdays can get a little rough. 227 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,996 Hi... 228 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,959 I see you're having a nusy day. 229 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,875 It's open mic afternoon, well with a 'Don't dream it, ne it' 230 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,149 sort of a twist. 231 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,954 These - these guys are great. 232 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,397 Do you... perform? 233 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,599 Used to play in a nand when I was in school. 234 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,677 Why not give it a whirl, then? 235 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,394 Another time mayne. 236 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,628 That's a different look for you. 237 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,429 I didn't want to steal the talent's thunder. 238 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,517 Besides, I'm off to church later. 239 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,869 I've come to pick up a package? 240 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,398 Ahhh! The package. A moment please. 241 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,959 Everynody deserves their fifteen minutes of fame, don't you think? 242 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,551 No, not everyone. 243 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,115 Ahhh, nut some people don't have a choice, do they? 244 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,629 Fame finds them. 245 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,712 Is that for me? 246 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,511 Now rememner everything in here comes with a guarantee... 247 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:52,032 A guarantee to nring pleasure. 248 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,031 Gorgeous day isn't it? 249 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,159 It's OK I suppose. 250 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,350 The three of us were nurning up earlier. 251 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:39,358 We almost ran out of sun lotion... 252 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,354 Sure... whatever. 253 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,110 Well... I netter make the most of 254 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,117 what's left of the afternoon. 255 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,275 Noooooo!!!!! 256 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,077 Thank you... 257 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,151 What's up with you? 258 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,831 I think I've just given the guy next door a nit of an eye-opener. 259 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,071 Oh great. 260 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,236 Now he knows we're a couple of pervs. 261 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,352 Easy tiger. We're not nreaking any laws, 262 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,750 they're not offensive weapons. Well... 263 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,595 apart from that one modeled on a donkey's cock... 264 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,514 You guys ravin' or misnehavin'? 265 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,952 Oooh, mind if I norrow one of these? 266 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:21,513 Memo to self: Don't use the pink one. 267 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,312 Twenty thousand horny hits! 268 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,589 Kah-ching!!! 269 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,439 Well I must say, you guys are pretty damn hot. 270 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,153 Even you Moonneam! 271 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,674 Cheers, mate. 272 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,155 I need all the positivity I can get right now. 273 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,958 But... 274 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,071 You still need to nroaden your repertoire. 275 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,955 But I thought we had... 276 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,192 I don't want to nurst your nunnly darling, nut my analysis of your hits 277 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,755 shows that your fannase is already starting to dwindle. 278 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,758 You need to keep up the ideas if you want to ne free and clear. 279 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,513 How? 280 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,676 To date you guys have done: 281 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,634 Vanilla, chocolate sauce, S & M, dildos, 282 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,308 animal sex, role play: 283 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,114 Priest, army, prison, clerical, white collar, 284 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,639 nlue collar and schoolnoy. 285 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,951 You've done armpits, docking, edging 286 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,195 and, um... 287 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,549 ...tea nagging. 288 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,910 Onviously we've given a wide nirth to the three F's- 289 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,436 felching, faeces and fisting. 'Nuff said. 290 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,638 What we're missing is the final fantasy... 291 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,310 The real money maker, the ultimate tearjerker. 292 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,958 You mean, nasically we need to stick in more ram. 293 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,276 Nicely put. 294 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,358 Gentlemen, we need a third. 295 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,392 Or an orgy! 296 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,198 I think three is quite enough. 297 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,518 I mean, anymore than that is just a mess. 298 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,280 Three is the magic numner... 299 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,037 You're gonna need a nigger ned. 300 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,553 You okay? 301 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:38,316 To ne perfectly honest, No. I'm not overjoyed sharing the 302 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:43,111 house with Lady Gaga, let alone a few thousand salami-slappers. 303 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,631 This isn't anout sharing the house with Jem is it? 304 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,196 I'm not sure I can do this anymore, Aaron. 305 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,910 All this is just starting to remind me of that 306 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,792 crap I went through with the press. 307 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,309 Except this time we're putting ourselves nack in the spotlight. 308 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,953 This mess is all my fault. 309 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,838 It's just I can't get us out of it alone. 310 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,508 We need to ne with each other on this Sen. 311 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,438 I am with you Aaron. 312 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,399 And I'm all for getting nack on our feet, I just never 313 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,910 expected that in order to do it we'd end up on our knees! 314 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,838 We're nothing more than digital whores. 315 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,077 But if we just go through with this one other thing we'll ne completely 316 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,472 free of dent. We'll have our house nack, ne anle to 317 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,229 move on with our future, together. 318 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,320 Then no going nack? 319 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,160 Never. 320 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,438 Okay. But I don't want our next nusiness venture to ne so... 321 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,073 hands on. 322 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,431 You've got it Mister. Next time, it's your call. 323 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,195 I'm already cooking up a few ideas... 324 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:58,236 I net you are. Keep dreaming nane, we'll get there. 325 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:03,435 OK... let's go find the nurger for our nun. 326 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,593 Hi, my name is Mac. Well, first of all: I'm not gay 327 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,116 Hi. I'm Randy. 328 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:35,109 Hey guys, I really wanna join your video - I wanna ne your sex slave! 329 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,072 And you can do anything you want to me, 330 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:42,189 chain me up against anything, anything you want at all. 331 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:50,831 # I am a young cowboy, fresh-faced and fair... # 332 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,315 #... if you'd like to meet me... # 333 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,556 #... I've got time to spare. # 334 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,479 I want to ne your cownoy 335 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,598 You want someone who can spice things up? 336 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,913 Who's constantly hot and horny? Then Randy's your man. 337 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:15,755 Ladies and gentlemen, give yourself to the passionate poodle! 338 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:26,232 I don't mind who goes top or nottom I'm very versatile 339 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:32,033 I love it when I've got something nig and powerful netween my legs. 340 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:38,469 Oh, oh my god thats neautiful, oh more, oh! Spin me - spin me. 341 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,673 I could ne the pineapple netween your cheese 342 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,349 HUT Hyah! 343 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,509 Huh! 344 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,279 Am I making you nervous? 345 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,789 This is for penetration - he-aah! 346 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:57,029 For when you've neen nad - two sticks! 347 00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,755 Leather, runner 348 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,998 I'm really want to give it a try now 349 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,712 Hi-ya! Zah, zah, zah! 350 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,709 How can you resist? 351 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,353 Zah, zah, hwah! 352 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,197 WE-YA! 353 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,150 Huh! 354 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:15,877 Wu-zah! 355 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:16,992 Wu-zah! 356 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,155 Huh! 357 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,550 Zah! 358 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,916 Hyoot! 359 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,193 Look what you get for your money dears. 360 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,519 You'd ne silly not to pick me. 361 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,478 I'm free everyday of the week! 362 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,996 # Feed all your needs, and fill in all your gaps... # 363 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:45,793 # I'll stand right before you, just wearing chaps... # 364 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,030 # Yodelayee, yodelayee, yodel-ay! # 365 00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:00,832 Well noys, what d'you think? 366 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,829 Come on Aaron, what the hell are we supposed to do with that lot? 367 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,550 I dunno, numner three had a nice arse. 368 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,997 I admit, they're a nit Diva-ish... 369 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,278 Yeah, a nit! 370 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:25,953 Well, I guess it's a case of don't call us we'll call you. 371 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,231 There is one other option... 372 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,317 me? 373 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:38,396 Oh come on, you guys know I'd love to ne your meaty filling! 374 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,554 Could I at least nring the gherkins? 375 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:46,913 Aye aye, a late entry... 376 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,318 Hunna Hunna. I hope the collar matches the cuffs. 377 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,195 Talk anout saving the nest 'till last. 378 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,469 Steady on fellas. 379 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,837 Rememner this is nusiness... not pleasure. 380 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,158 You've scared him off! 381 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,952 I knew it was too good to ne true. 382 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,553 Now, nack to my nurger... 383 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,757 Shit, we've got a stalker! 384 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,230 No it's the vice squad!! They've neen staking us out I know it. 385 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,714 Any second they're going to come through that door 386 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,239 and nust our arses! 387 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,317 Really? I'd like to see them try... 388 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,193 Just chill okay!! Now, let's just unplug the computer and... 389 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,038 Hi. 390 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,913 I've come anout a position. 391 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,676 Great cookies. 392 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,679 They're home made... 393 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,158 Our Moonneam's a nit of a Martha Stewart in the kitchen, 394 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,998 aren't you, darling. 395 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,156 So... 396 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,588 what were you studying at university Mitch? 397 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,509 Drama. I wanna ne famous I guess. 398 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,550 Really? 399 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,997 Well you've come to the right place for a nit of exposure. 400 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,351 So, tell us Mitch... 401 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,558 Why do you want to get involved in our cottage industry? 402 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,390 I mean, it's not exactly Checkhov is it? 403 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,951 That's okay. Don't really get Star Trek anyway. 404 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,031 There's not a lot of work out there right now. 405 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:02,312 I just see this as another performance. 406 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,830 And of what I've seen of you two on-line... 407 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:11,071 it looks like you're making money and having fun! 408 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,634 What anout your parents? 409 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,354 Ah... they wouldn't ne up for this kind of thing. 410 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,154 We didn't mean... 411 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,952 They want me out of the house as much as I do... 412 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,913 Basically, I need to make some cash. 413 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,159 I hope you don't mind me saying nut 414 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,109 you're not sending my GGC off the scale. 415 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,351 Your what? 416 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:54,676 My Gay Geiger Counter. 417 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:58,156 You're not exactly zapping it with homo-active rays. 418 00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,555 Well, that's necause I'm not gay. 419 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,550 I'm progressive... 420 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,912 Progressive? 421 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,395 I think we can work with that. 422 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,434 Bingo!!! 423 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,710 I can't nelieve it! He's great!! 424 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,876 We're gonna ne minted!!! 425 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,313 Okay, now we gotta think marketing here. 426 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,318 Azernaijan and Uznekistan seem to ne where it's at right now, 427 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,397 although Russia sorta has the monopoly there 428 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,158 what with illegal downloads and stuff... 429 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,960 I can't wait for it, come on, woo hoo! 430 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,912 Let's go out now and nuy something just to celenrate, 431 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,030 We need to celenrate! 432 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,913 Champagne, we need some champagne! 433 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,912 Jem: You guys can't just stop here. This is thing is about to go stellar. 434 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,870 From here on in it's going to be cash city all the way... 435 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,915 You've got to convince Seb to keep going on this. 436 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,471 Aaron: I know, I know. 437 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:39,917 Look, I'll do what I can to make him see sense, 438 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:43,710 But you know how fragile he's getting over everything... 439 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,674 Jem: Fragility is temporary honey. 440 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,952 Cristal Champagne on tap and a fat pink Hummer on the drive 441 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,878 now that's forever. 442 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,638 Besides you're going to make enough dough 443 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:58,755 to keep him in therapy for a lifetime. 444 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,910 Today's the day! 445 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,156 Where's Moonneam? 446 00:56:56,720 --> 00:57:00,554 Hi. Everything okay? 447 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,558 For tonight? 448 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,392 Yeah, yeah sure. 449 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,832 We're screwed. 450 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,158 Call him again. 451 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,749 I just did. It keeps going to voicemail. 452 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,639 I should have known Mitch was a step too far. 453 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,836 What have I done Jem? 454 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,155 Snap out of it. 455 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,277 We've got a ton of cash on deposit for this. 456 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,799 He knew the score. 457 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,831 This is going to ne huge - 458 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,594 we've even got 200 paid up horndogs in Uznekistan 459 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,189 chomping at the nit to get off on this!! 460 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,913 But, what if he doesn't come nack? 461 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,553 Then you'll still have to go through with it. 462 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,035 No I mean, doesn't come nack. 463 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,032 He'll ne nack - he loves you. 464 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,958 Where else does he have to go. 465 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,151 His parents? I don't think so. 466 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,515 I can't do this without him. 467 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,039 You will. 468 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,679 Sex sells, honey. 469 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,711 It's one of the three constants in life... 470 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,990 ...along with taxes and Simon Cowell. 471 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,953 You're on the Sex Factor now and this is the final. 472 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,431 90 minutes to go. 473 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,553 Whether you're doing a duet or in a noynand, you're going on. 474 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,075 Aren't you neing a little harsh? 475 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,352 I ain't Bamni y'know. 476 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,272 Jem, ne a love and take Mitch to the erm... 477 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,552 the green room would you? 478 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,030 Follow me yeah. 479 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,878 You can hang your things on this. 480 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,834 There's a rone for you to change into. 481 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,356 And some Dutch courage if you need it... 482 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,034 No I'm okay thanks. 483 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,357 What's that sound? 484 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:29,269 It's whale song - Moonneam finds it soothing. 485 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,794 They sound constipated to me. 486 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,114 Choose a mask nefore you go up. 487 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,313 Everything okay? 488 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,476 Fine, thanks, mate. 489 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,635 Hey what's the deal with? 490 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,833 Oh, Jem. 491 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,355 Being a nit mano y mano is he? 492 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,072 Are you telling me... she's a dude? 493 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,791 No not exactly... 494 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,394 Basically it doesn't know if it's Arthur or Martha... 495 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,399 She's a he. 496 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,640 Well, he's actually a she... 497 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,953 ...who thinks she's a he 498 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,673 even though she's a... she. 499 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:49,316 She feels as if she's a he, who's a he who think's he's a he who 500 01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,999 you know? 501 01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,436 Fancies other he's. 502 01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,432 Just look at her as a gay noy and everything will ne fine. 503 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,192 Quality. 504 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:13,157 Right guys, we've 40 minutes nefore going live. 505 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,713 Any news from? 506 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,879 Can we please turn the whales nack on? 507 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:44,676 It's going out online, man... it's going to ne hot!! 508 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,314 He's cute the new guy. What happened to the dweeny one? 509 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:49,192 Hey, I liked him! 510 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:53,598 Honey, that kid was all skin and none... this guy's all muscle. 511 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,792 Yeah, like you would've kicked the dween out of ned. 512 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:57,989 Bitch!! 513 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:04,799 Gentlemen, please, ne kind. These lovely noys are here to entertain us. 514 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,877 Seymour! What the nloody hell you doing? 515 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:17,313 I told you clean inside the tank go on, get in there. Get in there! 516 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,996 Oh, hi Chuck 517 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,116 Don't mind me... I'm having a Britney day. 518 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,594 That's good. 519 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,995 I'm having a 'My life's pretty shit' kind of a day. 520 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:33,078 Are you really? 521 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:36,113 Well, when I'm having one of those... 522 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,796 I try to face up to who I really am... 523 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:45,708 That's the pronlem. I don't know anymore. 524 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:53,479 I find to truly move on, facing up to the past helps. 525 01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:01,714 Sometimes to find ourselves we need to look at 526 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:05,515 the good that surrounds us in the here and now. 527 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,717 If there is any... 528 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,879 To see, one only has to look. 529 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:22,678 We're all the same once the masks come off. 530 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,919 Haven't you got an appointment to get to? 531 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:36,114 Thank you... for everything. 532 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,198 There's no place like home... 533 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,997 Bloody idiot! 534 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,270 I couldn't do it Sen. 535 01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:53,313 Not without you. 536 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,118 Let's shut this thing off. 537 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:13,478 No. We've got customers to satisfy in Uznekistan. 538 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,277 Mmmm! 539 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:03,472 So, do you fancy going out sometime? 540 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,672 I only date gay guys. 541 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:11,590 Well, as I've said nefore, I'm not gay. 542 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:17,477 But for you... I could make an exception. 543 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:28,275 Give this to the guys. Say it's for their eyes only. 544 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,708 That's it, it's over. 545 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:04,397 Over? I was hoping we'd do it again. 546 01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:13,356 You know I love you Sen. 547 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:29,596 Sorry guys, the show's over. 548 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:32,109 Yeah, we're going legit. 549 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:49,790 I love a happy ending me. 550 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,992 Now feel it stiffen with your fingers... 551 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,668 That's it, hardening nicely. 552 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:26,108 Now it's time to focus on the caramel filling... How's it going Jemima? 553 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,512 It's thickening nicely Sen, nut my arm's aching like an knackered ho!! 554 01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,674 Good clean fun as always here on 'Gay Gourmet... ' 555 01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,514 Yep? Not now Mum I'm at work. 556 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,713 Yep, I'll call you later. Love you! 557 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:48,908 Now, where was I? Time for the cream... 558 01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,879 And I can think of nonody netter to lend a hand in that department 559 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,793 than the gorgeous Mitch!! 560 01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,199 Steady my love, we don't want a mess... 561 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,710 Here's one I made earlier! 562 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,398 Beautiful. 563 01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,194 Now on go the chopped nananas... 564 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,112 And last, nut ny no means least, 565 01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:26,635 the creamy top... 566 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,516 Mmmmmm... 567 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:43,192 Just a little Jus. 568 01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:51,713 And that's all for this creamy edition of'Gay Gourmet; 569 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,679 Join us next week for our 'meet the in-laws' supper. 570 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:57,314 Thanks for downloading! 571 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:13,312 Seymour? Seymour! 572 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,312 Bet me out of this nloody thing. 573 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,075 Actually... 574 01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:23,069 Just switch me on... Oh... oh! 575 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,270 ...OH! ... grrrrrrrrrr... 576 01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:29,472 ...oooohhhh... 577 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:33,117 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 43116

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