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Masahista

(2004 lantern festival)

(pawnshop)

Sir, upstair is full

Any new comer?

All the boys are new

We don't have old boys here

he is new

Lester, greet sir

Good evening Sir

Fuck!

Asshole, you are always late

Take it, best quality bombs

can be used in war

bomb up all your enemies

so big

we take this one now

tonight will be very enjoyable

I need two models

but I want 20 guys to go for the interview

Are they willing to do show just in underwears?

Anna!

Come here, take Sir to the room 2

then get room 5 prepared

Hurry!

Good evening Sir

Take a look

Boys, clients are here

Sir, look how delicious they are

we have all different type to choose from

You see, maybe you would like to take all of them

Some have really nice skin

All are beautiful

You can't find them anywhere else

Have you decieded your choice, Sir?

They are all very handsome

All the boys are new

The one with the yellow shirt

Illiac

Ok Sir, he will be right there

(George, uncircumcised dog)

How much cash you have?

I am broke

More or less is fine

I have to send them to my father

I have sent all to my wife

Fuck! My toe!

You stepped on my toe, ass hole!

Sorry, I didn't mean to

-you hurted me -Fuck, it is bleeding

Sorry, I am in a hurry

Fuck off, idiot

I am really sorry, I didn't mean to

I have to go

Go!

Good evening, Sir

Wait

you?

I didn't call for you

Sir?

The other one with the yellow shirt

Please Sir, don't ask for the refund

The other client came first....

Give me back my 400 peso

He wants Axel,so i let him.

ask for another massager

They are all very good

You see that one wearing commonwealth garden...

he can lick off everything till it is dried

The one in green can blow off your balls

Have you decided, Sir?

Illiac

-See you at the square! -Ok

Mom!

Mom!

Mom 1

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Illiac

Your dad has gone to the hosipital last night

Please, I am looking for Rodel Opanan

Which bed ?

The one sent here last night in coma?

He died this morning

The funeral parlour has taken him away

Thanks

calling for the nurse of Romer Basa

Someone is looking for him at the service counter

(Silent)

Maldon

Brother, cool shoes, give me

Where is mom?

She went home

Thanks God

What is wrong with you?

I sent sms to you

but no repy from you

You know what happened to your dad

you are so disappointing

aunt, my mobile battery was flated

sorry

He is the eldest son

They should be someone around when changing the clothes

Ok

where is mom?

I told her to go home and get some clothings

Your dad wanted to be buried clothed.

I have seen the coffin, choose the best one

It has to be done right

we brothers have to bother

He wanted the best one

better you go home and get prepared

take Maldon with you

Ok, let's go, Maldon

I stay to take care of the thing

2500 for a coffin seens too expensive

Don't worry

I give you the best service

Too expensive, can you give some discount?

Why not, you take a sit first

I will call you

Your mon is too slow

Mom

which shirt have you brought?

socks?

I forgot, sorry

Let is be, we will put it on when we reached home

Take a sit, Mom

Your dad looks great with this clothing?

Illiac, what you think

Is ok

Naty, are you ok?

not feeling well?

Mom, are you feeling alrigt?

Have you taken your lunch?

Let's go, we go outside

Mom!

Is ok

You wait here

Come, give me a hand

Be careful, Sir

Sir, can you give me your contact number

ok

Thank you, Sir

Please come back again

Are you from Mosiye island?

-Yes, Sir -and you?

Me too, I am from Mosiye island

which part of Mosiye island

Suwu, Sir

Which side of Suwu?

Mandawin, Sir

Where are you from, Sir?

Masibate

My god, he is really a stud

Who is he?

He is Dennis, Sir

Are you a stud too?

Sir, all the massagers here are all studs

Bullshit

Sir, please, not too loud

there are other clients here

Sorry

Sir, please take off your clothes

Please let me, Sir

I am really sorry about before

I am a bit nervous

Is ok, Sir

I have some problem with my family

We are waering the same branded underwears!

Really?

You look so nice when you laugh

charming

You are right, Sir

perhaps I will go home wearing your underwears

Please on the bed, Sir

you prefer gentle, mild or heavy?

mild

My god, the muscles of your legs are so stiff

exposed too often in the air con

How you know that?

I can feel it, Sir, here, feel it

So painful!

Sorry, Sir

You seem to go mountain climbing often

you live in the remote area?

Not at all!

I live in Giamidi, ok?

after 2, 3 times of massages, you should feel more relaxed

You have to come back again 2,3 more times

I should be able to come back very much later

I am busy

Sir, we do on call service too

maybe you would like to try?

on call all the way to Giamidi?

yes, Sir, but to Giamidi....

we have to charge a bit more

about 2000

forget it

massagers are just like prosititutes, they are all the same

wrong, Sir

Massagers don't go on the street

we don't wonder in shopping centers and the streets

we are trained to massage, clients come to us

My god

What's wrong?

where is the manager?

what happened?

Call the manager, hurry!

Sorry, Sir

what happened?

-How you feel? .can't breath....

Illiac, hurry, help me!

What's wrong with him?

Poor bastard, it strikes

You idiot

you are too old to work here

is a shame

why don't you go and die?

never learn

irritating bastard!

idiot, you are allergy to prickly heat powders

and you still insist to use them

it smell like baby

you have the baby powders all over your body

and you are still smelly

Ok, stop

he didn't do it on purpose to have asthma

Look at him, more ruobust than a bull and yet he has asthma

go to sleep awhile, idiot

What now? The massage is not finished

Very sorry, Sir

please keep calm

We will find you a replacement

We still have many other massagers

let me see

Sorry, Sir

John can't stand prickly heat powders

I'll take a look at them

-here they are -Let me see

This is Edward, look at his muscle

he is strong

you want heavy, he does it rough!

This is another one, he is special

look at his smile, very oriental

gentle or heavy, equally capable

Which one you like? Make your pick

I want that one

Sir, wonderful choice

look at his body!

-go, take your things. -want prickly heat powder?

God, no more, please!

No powders!

ok, no powders

anything else, Sir?

The massage has to be started all over.

of course, Sir, you are our honourable guest

we will try our best to satisfy you

good

thank you very much

hurry....

come with me, you massage me

Our heavenly father

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bald head!

Where is Illiac?

Miss, Illiac is with client

tell him not to tease his client

I will, miss

wait!

take this

thank, Miss

What's wrong with her?

Hold on to the cock of Illiac and refuse to release?

Don't you know the secret of Illiac?

What secret?

his tongue

Illiac's tongue is super flexible

when he lick cunt, he could reach the womb

be careful

The coffin should be facing the street

or else soon someone will die next

-move here -a bit more, ok

Thank you

I didn't see you when I first came here

When was it, Sir?

Very long ago, I think about 9 months ago

I was dragged here by a pervert friend

There are many perverts here, Sir

I am not one of them

What is your friend's name, Sir?

Jennifer

Jennifer

Jennifer Hopkin

but he changes his name all the time

according to the name of the Miss Universe

And you, what's your name, Sir?

Me? Marina

Marina

Right, Marina Hidalgo

You think which name suits me best?

Brula

Brula

Brula is your girlfriend's name?

Actually we are no more close, Sir

Why?

She stays out of town , and I am caressing other people here

You want some coffee?

God, you know I don't drink coffee

Let me help you, sit down

Coffee?

Ok, give me one

Coffee, madam?

I think that bitch Josy

won't be coming for the funeral of Rodel

if she dares to come, I will use formalin to wash her bottom

Marintasse saw her at the market

The coffee is too hot!

cirrhosis of the liver....

-that's why he had bruises all over his body -disgusting

but still he is pitiful

You have your cards correct?

-I have only 8 cards -Mine are correct

-you have more than 9 -no, I have 9

I have only 8

Don't pick on me, I have taken only 3

You just don't know when to stop

you have taken all

leave some for the dead, ok?

Faye

-you are in mourning .Mom, what about me?

get in, sit near to the coffin

put it down, this is not your job

what are you doing? get some candles here

anyone has a lighter? Illiac

Here comes the ghost, ghost

Sir, please take off this

Relax, Sir

Where you learn to do massage?

My grandfather taught me

You grandfather worked in this kind of place?

No, Sir, he is one who mend the spine

I don't know if he messed with the clients or not

And your father?

My father is like a cuckoo

he has many families

Where is he now?

At home, dying

what sickness?

Liver failure

he keeps asking me for money

send him some then

The problem is that I don't have so many clients

Sir, I have been working the whole afternoon

you are my only client

You are happy that I am your first client?

Of course, Sir

I bet my luck will be better

So I won't get a discount?

Sir, this is not the market

Wait, I want.....

Let's wait for a while, ok?

I asked ypu to stop for a minute

Can I have a glass of water?

Mineral water, Sir?

Ok

I ask the boy to buy you one

Sir, can you buy from me cigarette?

Ok, ok

take it

Hello, Mom?

I am late to be home tonight

I am still at the printing house

I will, mom, bye

what the hack?

Relax, Miss

Fuck off, bastard!

idiot

go to hell

-hungry womb is here -Fuck!

Homo!

scambag!

asshole! Whore!

Fuck you!

Go to die, fuck!

-God bless you, madam -May god be with you

Consolation, Naty

thanks

Illiac, where is Maldon?

what are you doing there?

you should be downstair

I want to curse him to hell

You idiot, he is your dad

You get down, or else i am going to hit you

-I don't like the soap of Naty -Why?

It doesn't make my skin smooth

Your face is hopeless

How are you, Maldon

He thinks that he is very cute?

Illiac

And also not nice

-Sour grape -You have no way to get him in bed

Let's go, there are many boys in business

-Where? -At the square, a whole group

Lanterns! The lanterns are lighted up

Go, lets go and see

-So beautiful -You think we will win?

- I have seen the rest -This one will sure win

Mom, hurry, lets go and see

Lock the door, or else I will pee on you

Pee onto yourself

Get lost! I am going to hit when I am out

Sir, I suck you

Or you suck me?

Father, forgive me, I masturbated

and the father will say

read 3 times prayer and you will be forgiven

masturbation worth only 3 prayers

(Hurry back home, dad is in coma)

Illiac

How many clients you have today?

Till now, only one

Fernando's funeral caused a serious traffic jam

tell me, what special services you provide?

whatever you like, Sir

masturbation, oral, anal

whatever?

Yes, Sir

Except kissing

I don't understand

Why don't allow clients to kiss?

Sir, kissing is reserved for the girlfriends

Really? harder

Like this, Sir?

yes, just like this

Axel, lend me a bit of lotion

Take it

What are you doing?

Oil, not lotion

take it, left side

oh! painful

-sorry, Sir -I want to talk to the manager

-We didn't mean to.. -Save your breath

Sir, I let you kiss me

Please don't tell him

-Promise -but only a small kiss

No, I want french kiss

Look, Sir, I have tried my best

you don't have to complain to the manager

What punishment for a massager who did wrong?

Scolding

heavily

I guess you must have got it all the time

No, Sir, I have very good record

Bullshit, and that one?

don't provoke him

or else he will turn the world upside down

Really?

Get ready, Sir

I am not joking

Come one, Mom, they are pushing him out now

-Come, turn -ok

Don't knock the coffin on the pillar

or else he will bring someone with him into the tomb

Lets go, mom

-Are you a writer, Sir? -Yes

-What you write about? -Romance

That's good, I know someone who is a good subject

Who?

Our neighbour at the countryside, Madam Naty

Tell me about her

She married with an asshole

Why is he an asshole?

He is the blacksheep of the family

What he does?

Truck driver, Sir

sending goods to everywhere

No, lets make him a sailor

What about his wife Madam Naty?

She stays home, Sir

She works in a meat processing factory

meat processing?

No, we have to change the story slightly

Let make her an air stewardess

What happens next?

Ronde got Naty pregnant and then left her

Where did he go?

He moved to Ansanesi city

to be with a prostitute

Don't use prostitute, modernise her a bit

she works in a japanese bar

but not in Ansanesi city, better in Tokyo

So, they meet at Tokyo

and Madam Naty?

she takes care of her 3 children

And what happens to Rondi and the japan bargirl?

Rondi is sick, liver failure

no liver failure

leptospirosis is better

What is that, Sir?

Disease trnsmitted by the urine of mice

Wait, next?

You finish the story

Aferall, you are the writer

Stupid

Where you live in Manila?

With John, Sir

Surname?

John SanMaria

Will you go back to Pangpo?

Of course, Sir, I am not a runaway

Where will you spend Christmas?

Your house, if you don't mind

I don't recieve boy in my house, ok?

Then we stay here till new year

We can think of a game

I don't like to play game

Then we go shopping for Christmas

My rubber shoes are almost gone

we will see

My rubber shoes are really broken

Sir, the massage is finished

Don't you want the next service?

Sir, no

We never agreed to that

Ok, continue

Sir, another 500 peso, ok?

Ok, ok

Please wait, Sir

What?

give me some

Sir, this isn't the price we have agreed

Sorry, but I left money only enough to take a cab

You were so excited to agree to pay 1000

Don't worry, I will back pay you next time

Take it, this is yours

Do you know anywhere here where there are houses to rent

I don't know, Sir

Pity.....

LUckily, you are my first client, Sir

So I get discount?

I will send you a SMS when I have news about the houses, Sir

Sorry, grandmom, let me sweep the floor

Not now, is superstitious

It will bring you bad luck

maybe you can come more often to see us

I try my best, mom

Don't get into trouble, ok?

You don't do drug, are you?

I don't , mom

Try to be patient with your boss

I will

Take good care of yourself

Mom

You should rest

He left us

Why you still accept him?

Because I am his lawful wife

(Air Mail)

(Faye, Slippers, 30 Peso)

(Maldon, Leather shoes, 150 Peso)

(Illiac, Rubber shoes, 200 Peso)

You sprayed all your cum on to those....

body of the homo clients, right?

Please, lower your voice

They will suck you dry, right?

My kiss

Ok, come in

Driver, lets go

Don't forget to bring DVD player next time

I won't, I have to go, is getting dark

Sir, upstair is full

Any new comer?

Sir, all the boys are new

He is a new comer

Lester, come and greet Sir

Good evening, Sir ~`!@#$%^&*()-+|=-NjxFmt 0