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- Hey, Gary, what's up?
- I'm sponging down my locker.
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It was starting to reek.
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I've never seen you
clean anything before.
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What's this?
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You got an "A" on myer's quiz?
Who did you copy off of?
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No one. I just applied myself, I guess.
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Hey, does this smell like a
gentle spring rain of you?
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- Hi, Gary.
- Paula, hi.
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Thank for sharing your cinnamon roll.
Next time nibble off mine.
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- ( Bell Ringing )
- ( Air Hissing )
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- What's going on here, Gary?
- What do you mean?
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Something's different with you.
All of sudden you're getting A's
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Paula sparks wants to nibble...
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And your butt's whistling!
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( Screaming )
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( Whimpers )
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Gary?
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Hey, Wyatt. How was your day?
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- Okay, you can drop the act.
- Act?
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Cyberspace getting old so you
thought you'd screw with my head?
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- What do you mean?
- This.
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I spent the last hour scraping
my best friend off my shoes.
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- Oh, that.
- Gotcha!
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Bet you thought it was me, huh?
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Told you he'd buy it.
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It's the old my-friend-is-a-
double-made-out-of-gum gag.
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I should have seen the connection.
my best friend chews gum.
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My best friend's made fo gum.
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I didn't mean to freak you out.
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The bubble double was a test run.
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I'm relieved your cruel
prank has some purpose.
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We should have told him.
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Here's what I'm thinking.
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Lisa zaps up a couple
more bubble doubles.
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Let them hassle with book
reports dodge ball face burns.
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We hit the slopes for three years
and come back for senior skip day.
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What are you, insane?
I won't drop out for three years
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while some walking mound
of bubble yum...
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- A week?
- A week's good.
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You won't bitch about cutting class?
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- We're not making up work.
- I know.
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Wait a minute.
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- Ow!
- Sorry.
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I thought you were
a bubble double.
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I could use a break from school too.
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You heard him.
Give that man a gum ball.
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Wyatt, hold out your hand.
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Go ahead.
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Chew it.
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I don't get a fresh one?
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There's not some magic
gum ball machine full of these.
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Hmm. Hasn't lost its flavor.
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LISA: Just put your lips
together and blow.
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Very impressive. Great craftsmanship.
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Did you have to make
then so... naked?
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What's wrong?
Don't you like your clone?
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He doesn't look anything
like me... down there.
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- I took a guess.
- You guessed wrong.
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I never realized I had such
a gracefully sloping spine.
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- Hey, looking good.
- Right back at you, bad boy.
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You are one sharp dresser.
Are those stone washed?
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Uh, yeah. I got them
a couple weeks ago.
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I'd love to borrow them.
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If they look that good on you
they'll look great on me.
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Yech. What a couple of butt-kissers.
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At can we do for you-- homework,
chores, ask, your parents for money?
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Just name it. It's done.
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Okay. You sure you remember
where everything is?
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- Evme?
- Sure. Just go enjoy yourselves.
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Wyatt, let's drop the doublemint
twins already and go.
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I'm having second thoughts.
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My clone's not doing a
convincing job playing me.
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He's right, Gary.
I'm having second thoughts too.
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I'm not doing a convincing
job playing him.
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I take that back.
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He is good.
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Come on, guys.
We've only got a week.
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( Laughing )
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Dude! That was awesome, dude!
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Buddy, radical moguls, buddy.
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Will you two please
stop talking that way?
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Lisa, an amazing week. Thank you.
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Welcome back. Missed that smile.
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Hey, it's our guys.
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Nice shades. Mmm.
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Can I borrow those sometimes?
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They're yours.
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- Fresh-baked ginger snap?
- Ooh, thanks.
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You guys get through
the week okay?
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No problem. You have a book
report due in history class tomorrow.
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Here it is, but I have to
double-check the footnotes.
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Could you put this in one
of those plastic things?
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What's up with that?
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A week was the deal
and the week's over.
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- Ow!
- Oop. Sorry.
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Over here.
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Wait. Hold up.
We could still use these guys.
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They're only bubbles.
They can't live your lives.
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Who said they should
live our lives?
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We want them to take
over the lame parts--
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Go to school, or help out
around the house.
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- They make a great cookie.
- You won't do anything crazy?
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No. We just want them
around in case of an emergency, or...
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- mid-terms.
- All right.
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Do what you want but good
luck scraping them off the floor.
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Here's a thought.
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We inflate our bubble-doubles for gym.
Send them on the rope climb
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and stash them behind our ears
for the rest of the day.
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Is it me, or is everybody
unusually friendly today?
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Morning, baby.
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Hi... Paula...
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baby.
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I'm really looking forward
to this afternoon.
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- You and me?
- Well, yeah.
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Oh, Gary, don't even
pretend like you forgot.
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- The debate team finals?
- I'm not on the debate team.
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You save those clever
retorts for the competition.
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Hi, Wyatt.
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- Monya?
- I was so inspired by your speech in assembly
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last week that I went home
and I built my own compost heap.
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Uh... big thumbs up.
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So, are you nervous
about this afternoon?
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No.
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- Why? Should I be?
- Oh, yeah.
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You're nervous. Break a leg.
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Bye.
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I'm starting to get the feeling
we stayed away too long.
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I hate musicals.
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The gum's been busy.
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I never trusted the gum.
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( Whistling )
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( Glass Breaking )
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- Do you know the file command?
- I saw everything.
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Well, well, well...
What do we have here?
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Gary and Wyatt--
couple of guys, naked.
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- Want a ginger snap?
- No.
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Thanks.
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I had one chance at debate
team finals and I lost because of you.
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I didn't know there were rules
about not agreeing with the other side.
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How can you be so brilliant one
day and so totally brain-dead the next?
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Don't you ever offer me
a danish again.
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Looks like your day has been
almost as humiliating as mine.
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I doubt that. Thanks to my
bubble-double I'm on the diving team,
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the debate team and I've
lettered in interpretive dance.
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Gee. I'd burst into tears
except I have to learn
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my lines for an entire
musical, in two hours.
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Look. We'll just reinflate
your double and
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send him out for his
song and dance.
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Then we'll deflate them
for the cast party.
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I hear those drama girls are easy.
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- Uh-oh.
- Hi, guys.
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- What's up?
- Our gum wads are gone.
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- Oh, I threw those away.
- What? Why?
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They were all covered with lint,
little hairs, icky.
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Okay. Then zap up a couple more.
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Only this time could you make
the next pair a little more mellow?
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That last batch went
hyper-achievement on us.
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How about a couple
of root beer floats?
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- Sure. Okay.
- Just not too foamy.
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I'll run down to the kitchen
and pour a couple mugs.
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- Why don't you just zap them up?
- Because...
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zapping always makes
the ice cream all lumpy.
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Be right back.
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Hey, Gar, I don't remember
leaving Lisa out
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- of the computer this morning.
- We didn't.
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No ice cream in the freezer.
I'll have to run to the 7-eleven.
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- Anyone got a 20?
- Forget the floats.
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I know how to test her.
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How would you like to have sex
with me right now, in the shower?
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Okay.
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She's fine. You got a shower cap?
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Gary, it's not our Lisa!
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You're right. That able bitch
can't help you now.
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Nobody can.
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I'm going to put an end
to your simpering,
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pathetic lives once and for all.
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- She's a bubble-double!
- The dart! The dart!
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Good idea.
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- Aim high! You need ayeah.
- Okay.
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Aim high? I hope she kills you first.
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Eat gum, flesh boys.
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She's gone. Gone...
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Relax. It wasn't our Lisa.
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It was some hideous replicant
made out of gum.
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But it was going to
shower with me.
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That stuff really sticks.
I may have to shave my arms.
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Oh, no! Lisa's file is gone.
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The gum boys must have
download her.
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Lisa's been download?
Lisa's gone forever?
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No, downloaded mean copied.
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- Oh, that's not so bad.
- We need to find Lisa's disk.
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And find out what the
doubles are up to.
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Only one way to find out.
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Can't you pump any faster?
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- Her lips keep slipping off.
- Try the ear.
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All right, gum-head, star--
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Look, guys, I've been thinking.
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You want to sashay around
buck naked fine by me.
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I've seen my share of
rump in boot camp.
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So it's not like I have a, uh...
problem with it.
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I wasn't staring then
and I'm not staring now.
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So, let's just put the whole
ugly incident behind us.
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- Agreed?
- ALL: Yeah, sure.
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As you were.
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- So where's the real Lisa?
- The gum boys took her.
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They made me to dispose
of you two flesh-bags.
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Once you were out of the way
they planned to take over
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- your lives, permanently.
- Geez, what did we ever do to them?
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Yeah, they're just a couple
of gum balls
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Lisa created to serve us,
to make our lives more fun.
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What lives? You two are
barely living yours.
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The gum boys value
what you take for granted.
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Sure, they're only made of
gum but they make
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better human beings
than you two ever will.
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- Harsh.
- They're smarter,
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more talented, more popular,
better-looking
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better at sports,
better dancers, more fun.
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I've heard enough.
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They've taken Lisa.
They've taken our lives.
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I say it's time to kick
a little juicy fruit butt.
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All right, okay, here's the plan:
this weekend,
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my parent's house at the lakes.
Jet skis, jacuzzis and a
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24-hour barbecue pit.
All compliments of mom and dad.
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All right.
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My parents are letting them
stay at the lake house?
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They don't even let me
in the formal dining room.
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Look at me--
I'm having the time of my life.
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And I'm flirting.
I look great in that shirt.
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The head was right. They are
better at being us than we are.
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- Maybe they deserve our lives.
- No, don't say that.
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I mean, sure, they're more
outgoing and popular
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better with women,
more articulate...
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- What's your point?
- They're not us.
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They're gum.
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But look how confident they are.
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It's easy for them
to be confident.
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What do they have to lose, flavor?
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Sure we have a lot of problems but
those problems make us who we are.
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I would rather be a
screwed-up human than
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a smooth-talking stick of gum.
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You're right.
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I want my life back.
243
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,433
If anybody's going to screw up
our lives it's going to be us.
244
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,933
Let's go get them.
245
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:06,433
Wait! We can't just pop them.
246
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,367
We got to find out what they
did with Lisa's disk.
247
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:12,733
Let's do that thing we did to
that guy at that place that time.
248
00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:14,233
Good plan.
249
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:18,233
Congratulations on the
student council election.
250
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:20,233
Thank you, Mr. Wallace.
251
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:23,733
Congratulations on scoring
a date with Sophia Ruby.
252
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,233
We'll load Lisa's disk
on to your computer.
253
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:30,733
Then we'll call her up and wish
for her to make us real.
254
00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:32,733
Ah, life is good.
255
00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,733
( Sharp Rap )
256
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,233
- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
257
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,167
One down.
258
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:51,167
I heard you aced the debate
after the flesh-bag almost blew it.
259
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,967
Yeah, thanks. Anyway,
speaking of Lisa
260
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:57,267
- maybe we should check on her disk.
- Ah, she's okay.
261
00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:00,767
Yeah, but I still want to make sure.
We've been so busy being
262
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:04,300
perfect guys I don't remember
where we put the darn disk.
263
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,300
- Do you remember?
- Sure thing, bubble-buddy.
264
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,133
- She's right here.
- Thank you.
265
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,367
Hey, what do you know?
I'm real.
266
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,433
I'll see you melting on a
hot sidewalk in hell, gum-bag.
267
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:19,500
Now!
268
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,800
Sorry. Haven't used this
since summer camp.
269
00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:35,767
We got to think like gum.
270
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:36,767
Where would gum go?
271
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:37,767
Where would gum hide?
272
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:40,267
Check under the selts.
273
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,767
We need a password.
274
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:45,267
If we get split up you won't
be able to tell who's who.
275
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,767
Let's make it something
I won't forget like a supermodel.
276
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,267
Okay, how about Elle MacPherson?
277
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:52,267
- No, she's an actress now.
- Kathy Ireland?
278
00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:54,267
- Ugh, her voice squeaks.
- Kate Moss.
279
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,900
The walt chick? Works for me.
280
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,367
Wyatt?
281
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:19,867
Kate Ross! Kate Ross!
282
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,367
Kate Ross! Kate Ross!
283
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,367
See, I told you the
password would pay off.
284
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:27,367
Wyatt, where have you been?
Everyone else is in costume.
285
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,833
The show starts in ten, Miss Bouvier,
I can't go out there.
286
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:34,733
You're going to have to
send in the understudy.
287
00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:39,200
Gary? Are you ready?
288
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:42,667
( Hoarsely: ) Uh, laryngitis.
289
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:47,667
Wyatt, it's up to you.
Relax, you'll be fine.
290
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,633
You just have a case of
the opening night jitters.
291
00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:53,567
No, it's bigger than that.
I don't know the play.
292
00:18:54,067 --> 00:19:00,000
Oh, that's nonsense. Your rendition
of "Sunrise, sunset" made me cry.
293
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,967
It did? But I can't sing!
294
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:05,367
Of course, you can.
Trust your instrument.
295
00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:08,367
Oh, man, I have to play
an instrument?
296
00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:11,867
You touched me before, Wyatt.
297
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:17,233
Now go out there
and touch me again.
298
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,567
Son of a gun,
I'm feeling much better.
299
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,067
Wyatt?
300
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,533
- Okay.
- Good.
301
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:29,533
Someone bring me Tevya's
coat and milk bucket.
302
00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,667
- Find my double!
- I will.
303
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:34,667
Break a leg.
304
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,167
MAN: Two minutes to curtain.
305
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:42,667
I have to find something sharp,
pointy, deadly.
306
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,133
Close enough.
307
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:45,633
Hey, thanks.
308
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:51,233
( Sniffs ) I know that smell.
309
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,167
That's... hubba-bubba.
310
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:03,467
If only you were a little smarter.
A little faster.
311
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:07,967
It's time to get to your
liquid center, flesh-boy.
312
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:12,800
This is going to be true
chewing satisfaction.
313
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,100
You call this a fair fight?
314
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:17,867
Wyatt!
315
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,267
Pop him, Wyatt!
316
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,333
Pinch his butt! Pinch his butt!
317
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,800
What?
318
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,267
It's his weak spot.
319
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:33,767
You pinch it!
320
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,000
It's your butt.
321
00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,233
Wait! You don't want to pop me.
322
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:42,733
In two minutes you're going
to have to go sing
323
00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:45,833
and dance in front
of the entire school.
324
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,333
You don't know the play.
But I do!
325
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,767
I can make you look good
and you know it.
326
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:55,467
You got to keep me around
just this once.
327
00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,333
You know I'll do
a better job than you.
328
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:03,800
Thanks. I'll do it myself.
329
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,800
You did the right thing.
330
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,800
I would have waited
till after the show.
331
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,300
Wyatt, you're on.
You're ready?
332
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,300
Absolutely.
333
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:15,900
Is it too late to ask
for a teleprompter?
334
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,367
All right, Wyatt!
You are Tevya!
335
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:23,000
Hi. Good luck. Break a leg.
336
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,567
Can't let it get to me.
337
00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:32,067
Got to confront the demons.
338
00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:37,067
Show 'em my warrior face.
339
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,333
I'm going in.
340
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,300
Boys, I just want you to know...
341
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,300
Afternoon, soldier.
342
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,167
- Hey, Chett.
- Hey, Chett.
343
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,533
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