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Napisy stworzone ze s艂uchu:
.:by 艢wierszczyk69:.
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Specjalnie dla urzytkownik贸w:
www.pornoonline.com.pl
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B艂臋dy napewno jakie艣 s膮 wi臋c mile widziana korekta ;)
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Mi艂ego seansu :)
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Wicked Pictures Prezentuje
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Wystepuja:
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呕artujesz, prawda?{you're kidding right?}
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BATMAN v SUPERMAN XXX
AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY
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Sze艣膰 tygodni wcze艣niej...{Six weeks earlier}
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To doskona艂e pytanie Barbara.{that's an excellent question Barbara }
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To prawda, 偶e zacz臋li艣my polega膰 na Superman'ie, aby poradzi膰 sobie z wi臋kszo艣ci膮 zagro偶e艅
z kt贸rymi nasza policja i wojsko nie jest w stanie sobie poradzi膰.{it's true we've come to depend on Superman to handle most threats that our police and military just aren't equipped to handle}
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Dlatego zebra艂em zesp贸艂
kt贸ry zajmie si臋 prac膮 nad naszym w艂asnym Meta-Cz艂owiekiem.{that's why I've dispatched a team to work on our own Metahuman soution}
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Nie b臋dzie to obcy
z innego 艣wiata...{not an alien from another world}
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...lecz bohater z w艂asnego ogr贸dka. {but a very own homegrown hero}
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Nie b臋dzie mia艂 innych zada艅
poza zapewnieniem nam bezpiecze艅stwa.{Nwe have no other agenda except for keeping us safe}
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To by艂 prezydent Luther przedstawiaj膮cy stworzenie, kt贸re sta艂o si臋 znane ca艂emu 艣wiato jako Bizarro..{that was President Luthor introducing the creature which became known as bizarro to The World At Large}
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Luther musi stawi膰 teraz czo艂a oskar偶eniom wynikaj膮cym przez szalej膮cego potwora...{Luther is now facing impeachment charges stemming from his handling of the creatures Rampage}
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...i zarzutom, 偶e stworzy艂 on materia艂 dowodowy na Superman'a.{and allegations that president Luther manufactured evidence of criminal misdeeds by Superman}
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Wiele 藕r贸de艂 w Bia艂ym Domu twierdzi jednak,
偶e zostanie on oczyszczony z zarzut贸w.{multiple sources close to the White House claimed the president will be exonerated}
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Tymczasem Cz艂owiek Ze Stali pozostaje nadal zbiegiem,
za kt贸rego wyznaczono miliard dolar贸w.{meanwhile the Man of Steel is still technically a ffugitive with a bounty of1 billion dollars on his head}
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C贸偶, powiem jak Luther,
jest wytrwa艂y.{well, i'll saythis for Luther he's consistent}
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Dlaczego nie zabijesz tego...cz艂owieka?!{why have you not killed this man!}
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To nie jest moja droga Maxima.{it's not my way maxima}
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Wiesz o tym.{you know this}
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Mog艂abym ci臋 nazwa膰 tch贸rzem...{once I would have called you a coward}
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...ale w tych ostatnich tygodniach, pomaga艂e艣 mi odepchn膮膰 Konie Imperiex, kt贸re zagra偶a艂y Almeracowi.{but in these past weeks as he help me drive off the imperiex horses threatened almerac }
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Odnalaz艂am ci臋 po to
aby艣 sta艂 si臋 prawdziwym wojownikiem.{I have found you to be a true warrior}
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Dzi臋ki{Thanks}
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Tak s膮dz臋...{i think}
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Zosta艅 tu ze mn膮.{stay here with me in rule}
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Te prymitywy na twojej przybranej planecie nie doceniaj膮 Ci臋 tak jak my.{the primitive on your adopted planet do not appreciate you as we do}
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Lub...{or}
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...jak ja doceniam.{as I would}
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Ziemia to m贸j dom.{Earth is my home}
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A jednak nie widz膮 ci臋
tak jak ja ci臋 widz臋.{and yet they do not see you as i do}
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W贸dz, zas艂uguj膮cy na szacunek.{warlord worthy of the mantle}
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Tylko pomy艣l Superman'ie...{just think Superman}
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Za spraw膮 naszego potomstwa
rasa Kryptona otrzyma艂a by nowe 偶ycie.{through our progeny the lost race of Krypton will be given you life}
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Rozmawiali艣my ju偶 o tym Maxima.{we've discussed this Maxima}
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Nie jestem materia艂em na Wodza.{i'm not warlord material}
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A Ojciec i Imperium...{then father an Empire}
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Mog臋 da膰 ci to czego
偶adna ziemska kobieta nie mo偶e ci da膰.{I can give you what no earth woman could}
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Mog臋 nosi膰 nasze dzieci,
dzieci, kt贸re rz膮dzi艂yby galaktykami.{I could bear your children children that would rulew galaxies}
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Wiesz co...{You know...}
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Perspektyw膮 jest kontynuacja
linii Kryptona...{the prospect of continuing on the Kryptonian line}
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...co jest intrygujace.{is intriguing}
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O tak...{Oh yes}
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Serio?{Really?}
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Powiedzia艂em tylko
偶e twoja propozycja by艂a intryguj膮ca ale...{I just said your proposal was intriguing but...}
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...nie mam zamiaru by膰 zdesperowanym Ojcem.{i have no desire to Father any desperate}
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Wyno艣 si臋!{get out!}
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Wynocha!{get out!}
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Brawo Bat.{bravo that's...}
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Wiesz ale, 偶e Joker ogl膮da upadek Funky's...{you know but mr. joker watching be down a funky's}
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...w dolinie Gotham.
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Co?{do}
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Czasami powodowa艂 pojawienie si臋 Mrocznego Rycerza.{sometimes caused the dark knight this go}
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Harley Quinn
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Nie maj膮 ju偶 krat w Arkam{don't they have locks and are coming}
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To wyj膮tkowa okazja
do zabicia wa偶nych ludzi.{special occasion important people to kill}
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Przyby艂em tutaj aby walczy膰 twardo.{ i came here to fight toilet}
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Wiem, 偶e gdzie艣 tutaj
znajduj臋 si臋 ten Klaun.{it's tonight photo, warehouse for the clouds}
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Co偶...{Well}
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Pewnego razu
spr贸bujemy ci臋 zabi膰.{we didn't once so trying to kill you}
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Chwila przyjemno艣ci za ma艂膮 wiadomo艣膰?{very mileage is still little the message}
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Nie jestem zainteresowany{not interested}
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W艂a艣ciwie to chyba nawet wiem kto chc臋 zabi膰 Supermana.{did i were going to kill Superman}
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Zapomnia艂am o tym{i forget it}
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Od kiedy to Joker troszczy si臋 o Superman'a?{since we're just a joke of care about superman}
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Troszczy si臋.{he done}
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Ty r贸wnie偶.
Widzimy przyjaciela we wrogu, a wr贸g jest moim wrogiem.{you do, any sees a friend enemy, enemy is lay in enemy are}
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Jako艣 tak to sz艂o.{something like that}
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Wi臋c co to za wiadomo艣膰?{so what's the message?}
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Chcesz wiedzie膰?{you wanna know?}
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Musisz zap艂aci膰.{you gotta pay}
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Czego chcesz?{what do you want?}
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No dalej Nietoperku.{come on that's...}
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Nie b膮d藕 taki honorowy.{don't be centered prove}
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To nie powinno si臋 wydarzy膰{is isn't go happen}
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Jestem pewna 偶e...{sure it is}
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...zrobisz wszystko
aby ocali膰 swego przyjaciela.{you'll do anything to save your fiend}
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Ta pozostanie tylko
miedzy tob膮 a mn膮.{and this is just between you and me}
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Jakie macie plany wzgl臋dem Supermana?{your plants for superman}
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Powiedzia艂am
mamy zamiar go zabi膰{I told you we're gonna kill him}
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Co jeszcze?{what else?}
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C贸偶,
Pan Prezydent kt贸ry pozostaje bezimienny...{well i'm mr. president who shall remain nameless }
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...rozmawia艂 z Panem J.
偶e majtki Supermana jest bardzo trudno podporz膮dkowa膰.{tom mr j that the way to superman hottest through pardon sniffs }
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Lois Lane
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To ta suka!{that's the one bitch}
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Gdzie ona jest?{where is she?}
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Nie by艂o by zabawy
je艣li bym ci po prostu powiedzia艂a.{no wanna fun would it be for me just to tell you}
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Co mi zrobi艂a艣? {what did you drugs you with}
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Podoba ci si臋?{You liked?}
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Mam to od Poison Ivy.{I got it from poison ivy}
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Nie rozpaczaj,
nie musisz si臋 przejmowa膰.{toodles bets don't you fret}
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Kiedy si臋 obudzisz
b臋dzie ju偶 po wszystkim.{when you wake up it'll be all over}
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By艂o{Was}
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Z moim...
najg艂臋bszym 偶alem...{it is with my...deepest regret...that I}
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...i pokor膮 rezygnuj臋 z mojej prezydentury
Stan贸w Zjednoczonych{humbly resigned my presidency of the United State}
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Robisz co艣 pokornie...{you doing something humbly}
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Nie w tym 偶yciu.{no that's a life}
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Czemu zawdzi臋czam t臋 wizyt臋?
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Mo偶e po prostu...{maybe i just}
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...ta cz臋艣膰...{pointed one of them}
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...pa艂ac prezydencki nie jest dla Ciebie.{presidential panels}
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Jestem zapracowany Joker{busy man joker}
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Nie na d艂ugo.{not for long}
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Widzisz...{you see}
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Ma艂a Lois Lane nie wr贸ci艂a ostatniej nocy
bezpiecznie do domu.{little Lois Lane didn't quite make it back to her apartment safely last night}
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{and well there's no sign of Clifford the Big Red Dog if it gets my drift}
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Sprawdz臋 i zajm臋 si臋 Superman'em, kt贸ry jest....{checkmate indicates the Superman}
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...okropny.{offer}
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Spodziewamy si臋, 偶e niebawem powr贸ci
no wiesz ...{we'll be expecting back anytime soon you know focus is it really my}
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Naprawde nie jest to moj膮 mocn膮 stron膮{is not really my strong point}
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Znam pewien pomys艂.{i've known idea}
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Jeden Krypto艅czyk nie sprawia mi ju偶 problem贸w.{ for once the Kryptoniun is not the source of my difficulties}
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Nie sprawia ci problem贸w.{not the swears is your difficult?}
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Pomy艣lmy o tym przez sekund臋.{let's just think about that for a sec shall we}
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Sta艂e艣 si臋...{you went from being}
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...super z艂oczy艅c膮 zwanym...{supervillain ceo}
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...Prezydentem Stan贸w Zjednoczonych? {to president of the united states}
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Jak mo偶esz my艣le膰,
偶e to nie jest skomplikowane.{how could you possibly think that would uncomplicated}
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Zako艅czmy to. {we done here}
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Masz absolutn膮 racj臋,
zako艅czym to tutaj!{you absolute right we're done here}
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Widzisz...
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...zabij臋 Lois Lane przed p贸艂noc膮,
to dziewczyna Supermana...{are see right kill lois lane before midnight if superman girl up}
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...i masz na to moje s艂owo. {and many my world}
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Naprawd臋? {really?}
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To w czym tkwi problem?{what did you problem?}
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C贸偶...{well}
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Czy to nie ty m贸wi艂e艣,
偶e "Niebieski" wszystko s艂yszy?{wasn't it you who said big Blue can hear everything}
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Po prostu...{i just}
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..szepn臋 s艂贸wko.{whispered in the near}
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Szepn膮膰 s艂贸wko{whisper in the near}
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To b臋dzie dobre.{that's a good one}
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Idiota{idiot}
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Jeste艣 zbyt sprytny,
na to aby go nie doceni膰, Panie Prezydencie.{you are much too smart to underestimate him mr. president}
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Mo偶e{maybe}
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Ale nie mog臋 ju偶 d艂u偶ej tolerowa膰 jego b艂azenady.{but I can no longer sanction his buffoonery}
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Je艣li uda mu si臋 zabi膰 Lois,
sprowadzi Kal'a na kolana.{if he manages to kill Louis it will bring cal to his knees}
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A co je艣li dowie si臋 o nas?{and if you found out about us}
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Mi艂o艣膰 nie patrzy oczyma cia艂a...{loves he's not with the eyes}
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...a oczyma serca.{the but the mind}
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Dlatego te偶, skrzydlaty kupidyn
jest 艣lepy.{And therefore is winged cupid painted blind.}
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Imponuj膮ce.{impressive}
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Shakespeare z Kryptonu.{they did shakespear on Krypton}
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Nie.{no}
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Sk膮d wiesz, 偶e mam jakie艣 gumowe nied藕wiedzie?{How do you know i have any gummy bears?}
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Wiem czym jest 艣wiat.{i know what a world}
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Gumowe nied藕wiedzie.{gummy bears}
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Gumowe nied藕wiedzie.{gummy bears}
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Czy ty nie masz 偶adnego szacunku?{don't you have any respect}
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Szczerze.{honesty}
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To poradzimy sobie z tym...{that's kook that's how we handle this?}
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Przepraszam, naprawd臋,
Przepraszam skarbie...{i'm sorry where am i my maners i'm sorry, honey}
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Jestem w domu{i'm home}
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Daj buzi.{give suck-es}
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Sp贸j偶 na mnie{looked me}
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Sp贸j偶 na mnie!{looked me}
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Sp贸j偶 na mnie!{looked me}
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To jest prawo Metropolii poza twoj膮 jurysdykcj膮.{is it metropolis law outside your jurisdiction}
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Wi臋c widzisz...{well you see}
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...rozwijamy nasz膮 ma艂膮 operacj臋.{we're expanding our little operation}
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Biznes jak zwykl臋 w Gotham jest...{business as usual in gotham was}
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...bardzo op艂acalny wiesz.{well it was good call the dome}
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Kiedy Superman mnie znajdzie,
wtedy zrobi si臋 naprawd臋 interesuj膮co.{when Superman finds these are gonna get real interesting}
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C贸藕,
powinien si臋 pospieszy膰.{well i wish hurry up}
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Tak 艂atwo.{how easy}
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Zrobi臋 to..{to make it}
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...I ten dzieciak zwr贸ci si臋 do swojego jednego partnera{a kid not turn to her own apartment}
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01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,300
Przyb臋dzie tu.{you'll be here}
172
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:23,600
Co jest?{what's up?}
173
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,900
Przyb臋dzie tutaj.{you'll be here}
174
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,860
Tick Tack
175
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,620
Powinna艣 do nas do艂膮czy膰{you should join us}
176
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,560
Otworzy艂em bar{it's an open bar}
177
01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:53,580
Zajm臋 si臋 ni膮{I got this pin}
178
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,020
To powinno by膰 zabawne.{this thing supposed to be funny}
179
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:03,520
Bardzo bym tego chcia艂.{much as I'd love to}
180
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:07,100
Usi膮d藕 wygodnie z 艂adn膮 butelk膮 balsamu do r膮k.{sit back with a nice bottle of hand lotion}
181
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,640
Ta ca艂a sprawa...{what's this whole thing}
182
01:10:10,660 --> 01:10:12,720
Wola艂bym wiedzie膰 co tutaj robisz?{i'd rather know what you're doing here}
183
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:17,100
C贸偶...
184
01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:20,320
Tak si臋 sk艂ada, 偶e to jej ch艂opakiem jest Batman{that she's here's bad for her bat boyfriend}
185
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,580
Jak zawsze{like always}
186
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:23,580
Pozw贸l mi si臋 ni膮 zaj膮膰{let me get her}
187
01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:25,260
Tak w艂a艣ciwie{actually}
188
01:10:25,260 --> 01:10:28,220
Jestem tutaj poniewa偶, chc臋 zobaczy膰 nagrod臋.{I'm here because I want another bounty}
189
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:31,460
Nagrod臋?{now me}
190
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:34,940
Nagroda, prawie zapomnia艂em.{the bounty on i must for cat}
191
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,360
Zapomnia艂e艣?{for cat}
192
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,700
Co do cholery robi tutaj ten Kociak?{what a hell is doing this cat there}
193
01:10:40,260 --> 01:10:41,580
Mo偶e...{o maybe}
194
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:44,660
My艣la艂a, 偶e to mi艂y spos贸b na sp臋dzenie weekendu{i thought it'd be a nice way to spend a weekend}
195
01:10:44,660 --> 01:10:47,040
Nie zadawaj zbyt wiele pyta艅{no ask too any questions}
196
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,040
Po prostu Lois Lane
197
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:52,180
Czekam tu od wielu godzin..{I've been here for hours}
198
01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:54,360
Tak jest zawsze? {every wont now here any time}
199
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,000
Obud藕 si臋.{wake up}
200
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:08,900
Co to ma znaczy膰?{where's that mean}
201
01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:10,900
To znaczy{it means}
202
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:12,560
R贸wna praca...{equal work}
203
01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:14,060
...dla r贸wnego wynagrodzenia{for equal pay}
204
01:11:14,660 --> 01:11:16,200
Chcesz nagrody?{you want another bounty?}
205
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:18,460
Musisz zosta膰{you're gonna have to stay}
206
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:21,640
I zrobi膰 co艣...{bir bab there}
207
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,640
...偶eby艣my si臋 nie nudzili...{keep us entertained until}
208
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,380
...zanim Superman tutaj dotrze.{superman into here}
209
01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:26,280
On nadchodzi{his coming}
210
01:11:28,180 --> 01:11:31,640
On nie przyb臋dzie.{is not coming know}
211
01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:40,140
Niewa偶ne.{whoever}
212
01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,900
Ten Kociak jest taki gibki.{this cat like supple}
213
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:54,720
Teraz kiedy jeste艣cie ubrudzone...{now that you're all filthy}
214
01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:56,720
Zmykajcie. {beat it}
215
01:37:57,360 --> 01:37:59,460
Powa偶nie zmykajcie.{no seriously beat it}
216
01:38:00,140 --> 01:38:02,600
Ju偶...ju偶! {out out}
217
01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:05,920
Wci膮偶 mam gumowate nied藕wiedzie.{i still once gummy bears}
218
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:16,920
Mam nadziej臋 偶e ucieszy艂 ci臋 pokaz.{hope you enjoyed the show}
219
01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:20,820
Och tak wiem, wiem
jeste艣 w szoku.{oh i know i know you're shocked}
220
01:38:20,820 --> 01:38:22,820
Harcerzyk nawali艂.{the boy scout blew it}
221
01:38:22,820 --> 01:38:24,740
Ale widzisz{but you see}
222
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:28,300
Dlatego robi臋 te rzeczy, kt贸re robi臋{that's why I do these little things that i do}
223
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:32,540
Wszystkie sprawiaj膮,
偶e s膮 warte swojej ceny, wiesz.{makes it all worthwhile you know}
224
01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:35,640
Superman
225
01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:37,580
Batman
226
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:41,840
Wszyscy nawalili, wreszcie.{they all screw up eventually}
227
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:46,080
Gdy偶 ka偶dy jest tylko cz艂owiekiem{everybody's human}
228
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:48,820
Co偶...
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01:38:48,820 --> 01:38:50,820
prawie ka偶dy.{almost everybody}
230
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:57,220
Scorpion
231
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:05,840
Odesz艂a艣{you gone}
232
01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:27,420
Batman
233
01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:28,940
Prosz臋 nie umieraj{please don't be dead}
234
01:39:29,740 --> 01:39:31,320
Jeszcze nie{not jet}
235
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:33,560
Powa偶nie nie 偶artuj{you seriously dude chill}
236
01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:43,140
Wiesz co...{you know}
237
01:39:43,140 --> 01:39:45,280
My艣la艂am 偶e b臋dziesz wi臋kszy.{I thought you'd be bigger}
238
01:39:45,860 --> 01:39:49,340
Wygladasz troch臋 jak Daredevil{you kind of look like Daredevil}
239
01:39:50,980 --> 01:39:52,280
Kim jeste艣?{who are you?}
240
01:39:52,280 --> 01:39:54,280
Jestem Keri {i'm carrie}
241
01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:56,460
Jestem twoj膮 wielk膮 fank膮{I'm like your biggest fan}
242
01:39:56,640 --> 01:40:00,040
Widzia艂am twoje auto na ty艂ach i pomy艣la艂am,
偶e mo偶esz mie膰 jakie艣 k艂opoty. {I saw your back car outside and I thought there might be trouble}
243
01:40:04,060 --> 01:40:06,080
"J ma LL.
Spotkajmy si臋 w jaskini. Cat."
244
01:40:04,900 --> 01:40:06,160
Co艣 nie tak?{what's wrong?}
245
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:08,520
Czy mog艂abym pom贸c?{can i help?}
246
01:40:14,060 --> 01:40:16,780
Nast臋pnym razem gdy zobaczysz k艂opoty, Keri{the next time you see trouble carrie}
247
01:40:17,260 --> 01:40:19,060
Po prostu uciekaj od nich.{just run away from it}
248
01:40:20,300 --> 01:40:23,000
Nie ma za co{you're welcome}
249
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:25,360
Kretyn{jerk}
250
01:40:36,520 --> 01:40:39,000
Nie wiem jak on m贸g艂 j膮 zabi膰, Bruce{I don't know you're gonna killer Bruce}
251
01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:41,840
Mog艂am go powstrzyma膰{I could have stopped him}
252
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:44,680
Powinnam go powstrzyma膰{I should have stopped him}
253
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:50,640
Musimy znale艣膰 Jokera zanim powr贸ci Clark.{we have the find the joker before clark returns}
254
01:40:52,540 --> 01:40:54,700
A je艣li nie zajdziemy?{but if it were you}
255
01:40:54,700 --> 01:40:56,760
Chcesz walczy膰 z nim samemu? {when did she want to fight him yourself}
256
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:58,760
Tak,
Chc臋.{yes, yes, I would}
257
01:40:58,980 --> 01:41:01,460
I chcia艂bym, 偶eby kto艣 tam powstrzyma艂 mnie przed zniszczeniem...{and i'd want someonce there to stop me from destroying}
258
01:41:01,460 --> 01:41:03,680
...wszystkiego nad czym pracowa艂em{everything i've worked to build}
259
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:06,680
Clark nigdy przedtem nie mia艂 doczynienia z czym艣 takim, Sellina{Clark has never dealt with something like this before Sellina}
260
01:41:06,680 --> 01:41:10,080
Musz臋 spr贸bowa膰 go powstrzyma膰.
dla w艂asnego dobra.{i have to try and stop him for his own good}
261
01:41:10,500 --> 01:41:12,700
艁atwiej powiedzie膰 ni偶 zrobi膰.{it's easier set in done}
262
01:41:12,700 --> 01:41:16,540
To nie jest jak 艂apanie z艂ego go艣cia czy Killer Crock.{this isn't like catching man bad or killer Croc}
263
01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:20,600
Ka偶dy musi si臋 z tym zmierzy膰.{every one has with this is}
264
01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:22,600
Nawet Superman.{even superman}
265
01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:27,760
Nawet ty?{even you}
266
01:41:28,700 --> 01:41:32,800
Jako艣 zawsze wiedzia艂am,
偶e ty i ten "niebieski" si臋 stoczycie.{i somehow always knew this was gonna come down to you and big blue}
267
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:36,660
Ziemia nie jest wystarczaj膮co du偶a dla was dwojga.{the earth's just isn't big enough for the both of you}
268
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:38,960
To nie to.
Nie o to chodzi.{this is not, this is about}
269
01:41:39,820 --> 01:41:42,960
Naprawd臋 my艣lisz, 偶e to go z艂amie, nieprawda偶?{you really think this is gonna break him don't you}
270
01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:44,960
Tak
271
01:41:46,440 --> 01:41:48,480
Chyba wiem jak to jest...{i think i know what it feels like}
272
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:50,960
...straci膰 najwa偶niejsz膮 dla siebie osob臋 na 艣wiecie.{to lose the most important person in your world}
273
01:41:56,280 --> 01:41:59,100
- Wygl膮dasz na zmartwion膮
- Tak{- i looked was}
274
01:41:59,100 --> 01:42:01,340
Jestem po prostu zakr臋cona.{i'm just can weirdest}
275
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:07,680
Lois
276
01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:09,160
Nie
277
01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:12,140
Wiem, 偶e s艂uchasz wszystkiego.{I know listen at all.}
278
01:42:14,160 --> 01:42:17,080
Nigdy nie wiedzia艂am,
偶e mog臋 to poczu膰.{i never thought i could feel like this}
279
01:42:19,460 --> 01:42:21,400
Ja r贸wnie偶.{me neither}
280
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:23,400
Przez te wszystkie lata...{all these years}
281
01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:26,640
My艣la艂am, 偶e go kocham.{i thought i was in love with him}
282
01:42:29,640 --> 01:42:33,580
Chyba nigdy nie wiedzia艂am,
na czym polega prawdziwa mi艂o艣膰.{i guess i never knew what real love was all about}
283
01:42:36,140 --> 01:42:38,860
Teraz wiem.{i tell now}
284
01:43:55,780 --> 01:43:58,860
Lex Corpus nie jest 艂atw膮 miejsc贸wk膮,
do kt贸rego mo偶na si臋 w艂ama膰.{Lex Corpus was not an easy place to break into}
285
01:43:58,860 --> 01:44:01,560
艢wiat艂o ksi臋偶yca Panie Prezydencie.{moonlighting mr. president}
286
01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:05,120
Czy masz poj臋cie, jak cenny jest ten Kryptonit?{do you know how valuable that piece of kryptonite is}
287
01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:06,600
Troch臋.{so i}
288
01:44:08,740 --> 01:44:10,460
M贸g艂bym ci臋 powstrzyma膰{i could stop you}
289
01:44:11,020 --> 01:44:16,560
Wyobra藕 sobie nag艂贸wki:
"Prezydent Luther chwyta poszukiwanego m艣ciciela i zlodzieja, Batmana".{imagine the headline president luther captured wanted vigilante and thief the batman}
290
01:44:17,540 --> 01:44:20,520
Tym czynem m贸g艂bym odeprze膰
oskar偶enia skierowane w moj膮 osob臋. {a think like that might even ward off impeachment}
291
01:44:20,900 --> 01:44:22,160
W膮tpi臋 w to.{I doubt it}
292
01:44:22,160 --> 01:44:24,960
Uwa偶asz si臋 za bardzo pewnego siebie, nieprawda偶? {you think very highly of yourself don't you}
293
01:44:24,960 --> 01:44:26,420
W por贸wnaniu do ciebie...{compared to you}
294
01:44:26,420 --> 01:44:29,080
By艂em oko w oko z Cz艂owiekiem ze Stali.{i've been head to head with the man of steel}
295
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:31,760
Wszyscy wydaj膮 si臋 by膰 pod wi臋kszym wra偶eniem...{everyone seems much more impressed with that}
296
01:44:31,760 --> 01:44:32,860
...ni偶 ja.{than I am}
297
01:44:32,860 --> 01:44:34,860
Powiniene艣 spr贸bowa膰.{you should try it}
298
01:44:34,860 --> 01:44:37,180
M贸g艂bym{I might}
299
01:44:37,860 --> 01:44:42,020
Powiedziano mi, 偶e masz plan awaryjny
na prawie ka偶de zagro偶enie.{i've been told that you have a contingency plan, for almost any threat}
300
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:45,760
Jestem ciekaw, co dla mnie przygotowa艂e艣.{i'm curious to know what you have in mind for me}
301
01:44:45,760 --> 01:44:48,620
Mam przygotowane oskar偶enia.{house impeachment for a contingency}
302
01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:52,360
Pozwol臋 ci zachowa膰 ska艂臋.{I'll let you keep the rock}
303
01:44:55,500 --> 01:44:59,500
Mo偶e ona okaza膰 si臋 bardziej zab贸jcza dla Superman'a
w twoich r臋kach ni偶 w moich.{it might prove to be more deadly to superman in your hands than in mine}
304
01:45:01,360 --> 01:45:02,840
Trafisz do wyj艣cia?{show yourself out}
305
01:45:15,080 --> 01:45:19,800
Nie poni偶臋 si臋 z kolejn膮 propozycj膮
i nie b臋d臋 ci臋 prosi艂a aby艣 zosta艂.{i shall not debase myself with another offer for you to stay}
306
01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:23,280
Inwazja zosta艂a udaremniona.
Nie potrzebujesz ju偶 mojej pomocy.{patients been thwarted no longer need my help}
307
01:45:23,340 --> 01:45:27,060
C贸偶, nie oznacza to, 偶e wci膮偶 nie pragn臋 twojego towarzystwa.{well it doesn't mean that i still don't crave your companionship}
308
01:45:29,020 --> 01:45:31,040
Nie mog臋 Maxima {i can't maxima}
309
01:45:31,820 --> 01:45:33,440
Nic si臋 nie zmieni艂o.{nothing has changed}
310
01:45:35,700 --> 01:45:36,660
Prosz臋...{please}
311
01:45:37,500 --> 01:45:38,980
Wy艣lij mnie do domu{send me home}
312
01:45:49,900 --> 01:45:53,420
呕egnaj Superman'ie z Ziemi.{goodbye superman of earth}
313
01:46:34,100 --> 01:46:36,080
Wydaj膮 pieni膮dze lub...{I spend money or}
314
01:46:36,080 --> 01:46:41,520
艢wiat medi贸w jest wci膮偶 w szoku z powodu gwa艂townej i nag艂ej 艣mierci jednej z dziennikarek....{the world of news media is still in shock over the violent and sudden death of one of his health }
315
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:46,720
...z The Daily Planets, Lois Lane, zosta艂a on znaleziona martwa
w jej mieszkaniu w Metropolii w ten pi膮tek...{the daily planet lois lane was found dead in her metropolis apartment early friday more}
316
01:46:46,720 --> 01:46:47,620
Lois?
317
01:46:47,620 --> 01:46:55,280
Chocia偶 dochodzenie w tej sprawie jeszcze si臋 nie rozpocze艂o,
anonimowe 藕r贸d艂a donosz膮, 偶e mo偶e by膰 to sprawka Jokera...{althought the investigation has barely been started anonymous sources have already started that all signs lead you to the joker's involved}
318
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:56,880
Nie!
319
01:47:15,860 --> 01:47:22,620
Dzisiaj w Metropolii zgromadzi艂o si臋 ponad 3 tysi膮ce os贸b,
by po偶egna膰, dziennikark臋 The Daily Planet, Lois Lane.{today in the metropolis over 3 thousand people gathered to say goodbey to the mother daily planet journalist lois lane}
320
01:47:22,620 --> 01:47:25,500
Kt贸ra zosta艂a brutalnie zamordowana
przez Jokera w ostatni pi膮tek.{who was brutally murdered by the joker last Friday}
321
01:47:25,500 --> 01:47:28,480
Podczas gdy miejsce pobytu Cz艂owieka ze Stali nadal jest nieznane...{while the man of steel whereabouts are still enough}
322
01:47:28,480 --> 01:47:31,880
...Batman najwyra藕niej by艂 zbyt zaj臋ty,
walk膮 z przest臋pczo艣ci膮 w Ghotam City...{batman has apparently been too busy fighting crime in Gotham city}
323
01:47:31,880 --> 01:47:35,580
...aby uniemo偶liwi膰 najwi臋kszemu wrogowi
pope艂nienie tego haniebnego morderstwa.{to prevent his greatest enemy from committing this heinous murder}
324
01:47:35,580 --> 01:47:36,980
Bruce
325
01:47:39,360 --> 01:47:41,320
Obecnie...
326
01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:01,620
Nie przyby艂em tu po to.{i didn't come here for this}
327
01:48:01,620 --> 01:48:04,920
Przychodzisz po zemst臋!{you come for revenge}
328
01:48:05,200 --> 01:48:08,320
Dlaczego jej nie chroni艂e艣?{why are you protecting him}
329
01:48:11,020 --> 01:48:13,700
Chroni艂em ciebie.{i'm protecting you}
330
01:48:14,980 --> 01:48:17,860
Jestem got贸w rozerwa膰 to miasto na strz臋py, Bruce.{and we tear apart the city looking for bruce}
331
01:48:17,860 --> 01:48:19,480
Pom贸偶 mi {help me}
332
01:48:19,480 --> 01:48:21,160
Wcale nie musi tak by膰.{doesn't have to be like this}
333
01:48:21,160 --> 01:48:23,700
Tak masz racj臋.{yes he does}
334
01:48:30,500 --> 01:48:32,560
Krypto艅ski Gaz
335
01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:41,960
To nie jeste艣 ty.{you're feeling it aren't you}
336
01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:47,000
Stracili艣my j膮 oboje.{were the one has still life, you one mortality}
337
01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:52,220
Chc臋 偶eby艣 zapami臋ta艂 ten moment, Clark.{i want you to remember this moment clark}
338
01:48:52,220 --> 01:48:55,620
Przez te wszystkie lata...{through all the years to come}
339
01:48:55,620 --> 01:48:59,940
Chc臋 偶eby艣 zapami臋ta艂, jednego cz艂owieka,
kt贸ry ci臋 pokona艂.{i want you river, the one man, who beat you}
340
01:49:00,420 --> 01:49:03,380
Sp贸j偶 na siebie, to ju偶 koniec!{look at you it's over}
341
01:49:03,380 --> 01:49:06,560
Pozw贸l mi go zabi膰.{just let me kill}
342
01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:08,560
Kto艣 musi za to zap艂aci膰.{somebody has to pay}
343
01:49:09,440 --> 01:49:12,300
Kto艣 musi wzi膮膰 za to odpowiedzialno艣膰...{somebody has to be responsible}
344
01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:14,300
...za Lois. {for lois}
345
01:49:15,360 --> 01:49:19,120
Wina, spoczywa na tym osobniku, Clark.{the guilt lies with this off clark}
346
01:49:19,120 --> 01:49:22,760
Powiniene艣 tutaj by膰!
Zostawi艂e艣 to miasto dla innej galaktyki!{you should have been here consider the other side of the galaxy}
347
01:49:23,820 --> 01:49:26,020
Powinienem ci臋 powstrzyma膰.{and i should've stopped an attorney}
348
01:49:26,020 --> 01:49:27,700
Winisz mnie za to?{you wanna believe me?}
349
01:49:27,700 --> 01:49:30,020
Czy艅 swoj膮 powinno艣膰.{do your worst}
350
01:49:30,020 --> 01:49:33,460
Oczekujesz zada膰 b贸l mojemu miastu?{of you expected face pay my city}
351
01:49:33,460 --> 01:49:35,040
Musisz najpierw upora膰 si臋 ze mn膮!{you need go through me}
352
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:36,280
Dosy膰!{enough}
353
01:49:38,880 --> 01:49:40,720
Zachowujecie si臋 jak dzieci!{you two are acting like children}
354
01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:44,100
Zako艅czcie to teraz.{this ends now}
355
01:49:58,140 --> 01:49:59,280
Pos艂uchajcie...{look}
356
01:49:59,480 --> 01:50:02,660
Wszyscy stracili艣my bliskich,
kt贸rych kochamy na tej wojnie.{we've all lost loved ones in this war we fight}
357
01:50:03,240 --> 01:50:07,140
I wszyscy musimy ponosi膰 ci臋偶ary tej odpowiedzialno艣ci.{and we all have to bear the burdens of that responsibility}
358
01:50:07,140 --> 01:50:11,500
Ale to, 偶e ich ju偶 niema,
nie oznacza, 偶e chc膮 oni aby艣my zrezygnowali z tej bitwy.{but those that are gone would not wish for us to give up this battle}
359
01:50:12,820 --> 01:50:14,100
Jeste艣 tego pewna?{you're certain this?}
360
01:50:14,100 --> 01:50:15,500
Tak.
361
01:50:15,500 --> 01:50:19,900
Teraz znajd藕my tego maniaka
i zaprowad藕my sprawiedliwo艣膰.{now we will find this maniac and we will bring him the justice}
362
01:50:19,900 --> 01:50:22,860
Wy dwoje jeste艣cie najlepszymi m臋偶czyznami, jakich znam.{you two are the finest men that i know}
363
01:50:22,860 --> 01:50:25,120
Kocham was oboje.{and i've loved both of you}
364
01:50:28,420 --> 01:50:30,320
Uwa偶am, 偶e macie...{may i find you to have}
365
01:50:30,320 --> 01:50:33,200
...dusz臋 honoru i serce wojownika.{souls of honor and hearts of warriors}
366
02:11:07,660 --> 02:11:10,560
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