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Turn on the water!

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Today I'll play 'Moldavian Rose''.

Mister administrator, encore? I bet you'd like that.

Come on, you play very well, let's hear another one!

I only managed to get a cup of water.

Well, that's because you move too slow.

The song you played has five verses, you only played three,

Play another one, please!

A film by Igor COBILEANSKI

Director of Photography: Feliksas ABRAUSKAS

producer luliana TARNOVETCHI

starring: Constantin PUSCASU, Daniel BUSUIOC, Lon SAPDARU, Anne-Marie CHERTIC.

See? It's a good bike.

The horn has to be changed, tho, it's too loud.

A friend of mine installed it. It's like ultrasound.

Even the deaf and the blind can hear it.

How much was I gonna give you for it?

- Four thousand - How much!?

- Four thousand - I guess I was drunk.

I'll give you 3500 so we can stay friends.

Fine, give me 3,500.

You shouldn't drink and ride.

Relax.

I drink since I was 12. I'm used to it.

Cheers! Cheers!

- Hello! - How are you?

- Good, you? - Me too.

You've been calling me all day.

I'm sorry I didn't answer. Is something wrong?

No, I thought we'd have lunch together.

I'm sorry, I hope you didn't starve yourself waiting.

- Don't worry, I ate. - What did you eat?

Steak with fries. And carrots.

I'll bring you some soup.

Soup?

Vegetable soup.

You don't have to.

I know better.

And I wanted to ask you something.

What?

If I don't answer the phone, I'll call you back later.

Don't insist.

OK.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Of course.

See you.

See you too.

Holding hands, together,

Dancing until dawn,

Through the bright green grass

Light pink and blue, we sing and we pick flowers.

The planet called Earth!

The planet called Earth.

Igor Moisevich, may I speak with you?

Sure.

Igor Moisevich!

If I may...

I'd like a few days off.

A week maybe.

When Independence Day Is just around the corner?

What about the concert?

And the television...

I understand that the television is important.

But it's an emergency.

An emergency?

I thought you were a serious guy.

I'm sorry.

So, can I take a few days off?

You can.

Hello.

Hello.

- I brought you the soup. - Soup?

Vegetable soup.

You shouldn't have.

I know better..

The man has to be full, and the woman happy.

Thank you.

What should I get you?

Bring us a plate and six slices of bread.

No, no plate.

Bring me a tea.

What would you like, Veronica?

You don't want to taste my soup?

Of course I do, but not now.

Fine.

Then bring me a tea as well.

- Or maybe you're hungry? - No.

The people are saying that I'm getting fat like a cow, anyway.

What are you talking about?

Forget it.

How have you been?

I have to gather 6.000 lei.

Actually 6,500, and I can start my business.

Great!

And then we can get married, like I said.

Or did you change your mind?

Me? No, you should keep your word.

- What is this? - Bread for the lady.

- Did she want bread? - Yes.

You asked for bread and a plate. Then you said no plate.

- And the bread? - You didn't say anything about the bread.

- How much? - 40 lei.

- What? - 40 lei.

So much?

Take them.

Hey!

Hello!

Are you the one with the moped?

What do you mean?

Are you the one who sold Alexei the broken moped?

I sold him a good moped.

Good for nothing.

I paid 8000 lei for a broken moped?

- Give me the money back. - What do I have to do with this?

You sold him the moped, It's your problem.

I sold him a good moped, Why would he buy it if it was broken?

Oi, you jackass!

I'll rip out your nose and make you eat it, you dick!

Mind your words!

Shut up, fat cow!

So sorry!

He blinded me!

He blinded me!

You goddamn asshole!

Leave him alone!

Leave him!

Who the hell invented you?

God bless the guy who has computer in the police station.

What's wrong, Enache? Didn't they teach you how to use it?

They did, sir!

And?

Maybe it's broken, sir.

Look, it did is as it says in the manual.

Here is the manual.

Count them,

Come into my office later, so we can deduct them from your salary.

I will.

What's with these two?

The gentleman...

started a fight with the other gentleman, leaving him with severe physical damage.

Then the other gentleman fought back in self-defense,

leaving even greater damages by hitting him in the head.

We even have witnesses, the bartender who called the public order.

Called who?

The public order,

meaning...us, the police.

If this is true, you're in for a ride. Six months.

Six months?

- Can't be! - It sure can!

Or, if you guys are smart,

10.000 lei and you're out.

10.000?

Think about it.

I have an idea.

What idea?

Withdraw the complaint,

and tell them there has been a misunderstanding.

What do you mean?

I mean, tell them that we are actually friends.

And these bruises are friendly bruises?

Mr. Petro, I can neither bribe then, nor can I be locked up for 6 months.

Not my problem.

Yes it is.

Sure.

If you withdraw your complaint,

I'll make you my partner in business, It's a win-win situation.

What business?

I made a deal with some Georgians, that arrive in Leova tomorrow,

to bring me a truck full of horseshoes.

50.000 of them to be precise.

For 50.000 lei.

1 lei per piece.

And I spoke with a businessman in Balti that said

who will pay me 250.000 lei for them.

It's a perfect deal!

I have to gather 6000 lei more.

6500, to be exact. But I'll manage until tomorrow.

I'll pay you what I promised.

30.000 lei.

You're foolish!

Why? I added everything up.

Besides your fees, but they will go to unforeseen expenses.

The numbers make life crazy.

I'm not talking about numbers.

What about then?

Listen up...

Don't worry about the 6500, I will get them.

Plus!

8000 for the broken moped,

10000, the bribe you would've payed the police.

So, what is my investment? 26,500!

24,500!

OK, 24,500.

And you want to give me 30,000?

You're trying to rob me, Petro!

Robbery... working is all misery.

You call this an investment.

So, how much do you want then?

At least 35000

A new outbreak of the bird flu has been identified in Germany.

Numerous farms have been closed and the meat has been removed from the shelves.

You know what I think?

I think they want to take the product without paying a dime.

And they invent all this shit. Damned thieves!

Have you ever seen a chicken with the flu?

What are you doing?

What?

Put out this stinky cigarette!

It's not stinky.

It smells horrible! Put it out!

Does it?

All my friends smoke them and nobody ever complained.

I've been smoking since I was in the fourth grade,

I can tell a good cigarette from a bad one.

And couldn't you have dressed more appropriately?

This is a business meeting.

People dress up for business meetings.

And they don't smoke without asking for permission.

Did you get the money?

No?

But you promised.

It's because of Alexei.

He said he was going to give me the money,

But he got drunk and spent them all.

So, what do we do now?

We will manage.

What do you mean?

I have a deal with these people.

What people?

Morning guys!

Hello!

- Marian. - Vahtang.

This is my partner, Petro.

Partner and accountant.

Welcome to Leova.

Vahtang

Let me introduce you to my friends.

This is Dato, "The Bull the Caucasus"!

The Son of the mountains!

When he was recruited, he had 112 kg!

Godzilla, right?

And Ghia.

Aikido black belt!

Professional!

The best fighter of the Caucasians.

Really tough!

My friends are very happy to meet you

The same.

Where is the stuff?

It's okay.

Are these all?

Yes, brother! 50000, as we agreed.

Now, where is the dough Marian?

Here it is, Vahtang. But...

Thanks friend! You are a good business partner!

Let's wait until they count the money.

Ghia, go and count the money!

Faster, faster!

Listen, punk!

When was the last time that you got beaten up?

All because of you...

Thanks to me ... You hit a tree.

There is 6,500 missing.

Count it again, Dato!

Already did.

Well do it again, then.

It's true, Mr. Vahtang.

6,500 lei are missing.

I couldn't get them.

What do you mean?

You mean we came up here for nothing?

No!

Give me one more day, please.

I can't do that.

I have no time for that.

Can I break his neck?

Sure, Ghia, do we have a choice?

Let me do it.

Wait a minute!

I have an offer.

What kind of offer?

This is it!

Take this moped instead. It's worth it!

Do you think I'm stupid?

No no! Listen out!

Ultrasound!

American technology!

Good stuff

These damned Moldovans, right?

What do we do tomorrow?

We're going to Balti!

Balti.

Are we going to go like street cats?

Are we not going to call Arcasha?

All right!

Give me the phone.

I'll call him.

Don't do anything stupid.

We also need to go see Cristofor Ismailovic.

Who is that?

He runs the train station.

We need official documents.

To be able to send the cargo wagon.

We need papers.

All right.

Listen...

Can I ask you something?

Why does Arcasha need so many horseshoes?

How are we managing life?

Poorly.

Exact!

And how will it be tomorrow?

Worst!

Well, you're a smart guy!

This is the catch.

Our farmers use tractors.

But soon they will be left without money for fuel.

And then?

What will they do?

What?

They will use horses to plow their land.

And what is it that a horse needs?

Food.

All right.

And what else does a horse need?

Horseshoes!

That's when Arcasha kicks in.

"We have horseshoes! Buy our horseshoes!"

And won't sell them for one leu. He’ll sell them for three!

And how many legs does a horse have?

Four!

Then, four Horseshoes with one shot!

You understand?

- Hello! - Good Morning.

Hi.

- You told me to wake them up at 8. - I did, thank you.

I'll see you in the evening?

- Cool. - Hugs, see you!

See you!

Rise and shine!

We're gonna be late.

Ismailovic, we have to take care of an issue.

- Can I help you? - That's why we're here.

Then consider it done!

What is it!

- We have a cargo wagon ... - Shut up !

We have a wagon full of horseshoes.

And we need to take it to Balti.

We need papers, documents, you know. To avoid problems.

Do you understand?

Yes...

Yes!

You'll get the papers from my secretary.

You will also need to call the head of the Balti station.

Arthur Spak

Shall we have a drink together?

No thanks!

Are you refusing me?

Then no deal.

Cheers!

Check that out!

I got it last night from the same guys. Professionals!

I can't believe it.

Exactly what I thought!

How much was it?

Guess!

6500?

25,000!

25,000?

So much?

That's not much.

Do you know how much this costs for real?

35-40,000!

Antique!

What about the horn?

I can replace it.

Promise me that you will be good.

I promise.

And that you will take care of yourself.

I will that.

And what you will eat regularly.

- Yes - What will you eat?

We'll find something.

I'm finally here. Hi!

- Did you already get the tickets? - No, I was about to.

I'll go, You stay with her.

Give me the money.

Only for one?

Well?

Here.

Do you have enough money?

- Yes - How much do you have?

Take it.

- For what? - I said take it!

You didn't have to.

I know it seems weird but this is the only way.

What do you mean?

This is the best way to stop smoking.

How?

A friend told me.

Smoking is connected to habits.

We, the smokers, are accustomed to certain habits,

The way it smells, the way it tastes ...

and if you smoke without smelling the tobacco,

without seeing or smelling the smoke,

in a few weeks you'll quit.

Tickets, please!

- Where are you going? - Balti.

These are to Ungheni. That's half the way.

You have to pay the difference.

I thought we could make a deal ...

Sure we can, you have to pay 600 lei.

That's no deal.

We can give you 200 and ...

And, get off at Ungheni or I'll call the police and you will also pay the fine.

Sorry, forgive us, it's a misunderstanding.

Give him the money.

Make a deal? The law is equal for everyone!

Even for the stupid ones.

You are the stupid one!

I thought I would reward you with 200 lei and you ...

you will not have anything!

No, you will not have anything! I have 600 lei!

Shitty country!

Petro, my bag is not here!

My bag was stolen!

- Where is the police? - Why do you ask?

Just because! Where is the police?

It's right there!

- Give me my money back! - What money?

I gave you 600 lei. Give me my money back.

You didn't give me anything. You must've been drunk.

I don't give money out when I'm drunk. Give them back to me.

Leave me alone or I'll call the police

Very nice!

No more manners!

Sargent, can I speak with you?

This thing is old.

They used these things for espionage.

They must've changed something and it turned into a radio.

Leave it in position one.

Position two makes more noise.

Music is better on the first one.

- Speak! - Sergeant, can we make a statement?

Someone has robbed me on the train.

Who?

I do not know. Someone!

What has been stolen?

Everything that was in my bag!

My comb, papers, money, everything.

How much money?

3000 lei.

How did it happen?

We were sleeping. He was in the cabin with us.

When we fell asleep we had everything,

When we woke up, There was nothing left.

No bag, no guy.

How did he look?

Comrade policeman...

Just policeman.

Mr. policeman

His shoes were size 10.

How do you know?

3000 lei...and I'm starving

I still have 5 lei in my pocket.

Wait here.

How much do they pay you?

50 lei per 1000 posters.

Do they need more people?

I don't know. Go ask.

What do you want?

To work!

What can you do?

Whatever you need. I can dig, transport, carry.

I can take care of everything.

And you?

I?

I can sing.

What do you mean?

He does the same.

Dig, carry, transport, But he sings while doing it.

All right.

I will give you some money for lunch.

So that you don't starve to death.

Very well. Question!

Yes?

Can we...?

Eat and then work?

No.

Fair enough

Go wait by the bus.

We have a meeting today.

Give me a cigarette.

I don't smoke.

Go ahead, professor.

Hello!

We are going to fix the schools and the hospitals in our town.

We are going to create new jobs.

We must be aware

that this is only gonna get worse.

We, the working class,the common people,

We can change things for the better.

Vote for me and your lives get better!

Do you want a better life?

Yes!

Vote for Ursu!

Ursu ​​representative!

Ursu ​​representative!

Tomorrow at 8 o'clock, we will go to Parvita.

The day after tomorrow, to Sculeni.

After that, we'll see.

- Is that clear? - Yes!

You said you were going to give us money.

Money? Why?

For working!

Is that what you call work?

Shouting a slogan for half an hour?

Go to the train station to load the cars if you want work.

Take it or leave.

I'll take it!

And mine too!

Thank you!

Didn't he say he was going to give us money?

- He said some money. - Some money, whatever.

I don't want to work for vodka.

Would you have preferred money to buy vodka? It's okay.

I want to eat, not drink.

Marian, I want to eat too.

Look at it this way:

Don't think of this as vodka, Think of it as a product.

We will sell it and make the money.

Plus! Ungheni!

Sculeni - Balti! It in the way.

All clear!

Go and vote!

- We'll go! - Vote for Ursu!

Sure thing.

Pretty girls!

Interesting too!

Do you have a cigarette?

Is that what you smoke?

People say they are natural.

They are good for the lungs.

Not really, but you know.

If you're going to have a vice, Make it cheap!

Mr. Ursu! Can I ask you a question?

Ask away.

Is it difficult to be a politician?

It's not easy.

I thought so.

Prostitutes,

cars,

alcohol,

parties...

It's not easy.

You have to face everything, The good and bad.

True.

Well...

I was thinking.

What do I have to do to become a politician?

You would need money for your campaign.

People need to know you and then vote you.

Look at all this ...

the bus, the vodka, the television, the posters.

- Do you think they're free? - Nothing is for free.

You're a smart guy.

I could start a party with you.

Then let's do it!

Find the money,

and we'll do it.

Or do you expect me to pay for it?

Friends!

Friends, let me wish a friendly welcome

to the man who organized Ungheni's first marathon

called "The healthy marathon".

Mr. Serafim Ursu!

Long live Ursu!

First of all, Say hello to Mr. Mireanu!

Vote for Ursu!

Octogenarian!

Who is a living testimony

To the fact that life is not as short as it seems!

Mr. Mireanu will honor us today

At the beginning of this marathon

By signaling the start!

Start! Start!

And because every competition has a winner,

I will personally reward the winner

by offering him a special prize

consisting of 5000 rubles!

Hey, everybody!

Come on!

Vote for Ursu!

- Let's go! - I can't do it.

Do you want to quit? And the 5,000?

Now that we are broke?

- Are you crazy? - No

- What are you saying? - Let's stop.

Come on, smart guy!

Get up, you animal! Get up!

I don't want to. Fuck the money.

You dirt bag! Why give up so easily?

What will we eat tomorrow?

And the day after?

And how will we get to Arcasha?

Smart-ass!

- Can you play the guitar? - Nope.

I used to when I was young,

before going to the conservatory.

Very well! Wait here.

Can I see this one?

- 10,000. - So much?

Something cheaper?

The Russian ones, but they need repair.

Let me see that one.

Tune it.

- What for? - Tune it and sing.

Do you want to beg? I won't beg.

If we don't beg, We're gonna starve.

Come on!

No! I'm a music teacher.

I'm a tenor in an academic choir. An amateur one, but academic.

I can't do this!

No?

No.

But can you eat?

I never starved.

Shut up and sing.

If you don't...

We're splitting up right now!

Earth is a good home!

Not like that, louder.

- What do you mean louder? - So that everyone can hear you!

With windows shining in the sun.

Ladies and gentlemen, What a shame!

We don't know our history! This gentleman ...

He was the music teacher of Yuri Gagarin!

And now, look at him!

He is celebrating his birthday alone,

on the street, singing!

What a shame, people! Come on, come on, come closer!

Let's listen close, let's congratulate him!

If Yuri Gagarin were alive, he would've been here.

With his professor!

We should be ashamed, of your ignorance.

Let's hear it!

Let's congratulate him!

We are going to wish you a happy birthday!

But what is a birthday without a gift?

Look!

Happy Birthday!

Thank you!

Come on people!

Happy Birthday!

Why aren't you eating?

I don't want to.

Why?

I never thought I was going to end up begging.

Maybe you're used to it, but I'm not.

You didn't beg.

You earned this money.

You performed and and they paid, no?

We lied.

How?

The thing with Gagarin's teacher.

Marian, look, the world is cruel.

And you have to respond with cruelty.

What about morality?

Moral... Morality is bad for sanity.

As long as there is a teacher, like you,

who has worked all his life,

and can't pay for his own wedding ...

Fuck morality!

Have you got a dream?

Do you want to do something important in your life?

I want to buy a crane.

A crane?

A real crane?

I'd like one of those

That you put on top of the car.

They're cheaper.

This is our ride.

Boss, could you Take us to Balti?

Can't you speak? Are you stupid?

Will you take us to Balti?

No.

And why has it taken you so long?

I'm sorry.

Did the car break?

Nope.

So?

I got drunk last night and I'm hungover.

So why stop here?

There's a spring there. I can drink water.

Can you drive?

I can.

So?

I don't want to.

Why?

If the police catches me, I'm screwed.

I know how to cure your hangover.

and how to cheat the Breathalyzer test.

How's that?

I'm not telling you.

Take us to a gas station and I'll explain.

Gas station?

With one condition.

What's that?

You have to push the car, So if the police sees us,

they'll think the car is broken and leave us alone.

You're a smart guy.

This is really stupid.

Shut up and push!

What if he doesn't take us?

He seems like an asshole.

What do you mean?

If he doesn't, I will puncture his tires.

What is this?

Sunflower oil.

This is the remedy.

If you want to cheat on the breathalyzer test

You have to drink oil.

How?

Drink it. Do it!

Are you sure?

Positive!

But it's disgusting.

It's disgusting but healthy!

Omega 3!

I'm not drinking any chemicals!

That's silly!

Bottom's up!

Check the glove compartment!

What are these?

Fines

So many? Are you driving from Mars?

Yea!

They keep piling up, one penalty point left.

You must be a millionaire to pay them!

Well, I don't.

What are you transporting?

Some containers, atomizers, safety equipment, stupid things.

Europe sent them to the Moldovans for bird the flu.

I went to the Ministry of Agriculture They said it was not for them

and they sent me to Exceptional Cases, who said it's not for them

and sent me back to the Ministry of Agriculture.

It's been a month now and I have to pay fines because of them.

Hey, smart guy.

I have an idea.

What kind of idea?

An idea.

Hey! bring me those papers!

- These? - Yes!

Go!

Why me?

Shut up and take them!

This is my idea.

Good afternoon.

It's not that good.

How many chickens?

I don't get it.

What is there to get?

Have you heard about the bird flu?

- The plague of the twentieth century! - XXI!

There you are, XXI too!

Yea?

Have you heard of it?

No.

Very well!

We have been ordered to disinfect your poultry.

Prepare 500 lei and take us to the chicken coop.

Why so much?

If you don't like it, we have other orders.

We will kill them all.

Choose!

See that chicken?

The mottled one?

- What's wrong with her? - I don't like her

Why?

I don't like her behavior.

Why?

We need to take her to the lab.

- Did you bring the money? - Yes

- Only 500? - You said 500.

I said 500? I said 600!

500!

I couldn't say 500! The tax is 600!

Here!

Grab her!

He was right, you said 500.

500 is not divided by 3.

Let's go!

You know, I've been thinking ...

Take it.

We can pull this off again!

Are you crazy?

What if they catch us?

They won't.

Why aren't you eating?

I was thinking of home.

You mean Veronica?

Stop thinking about her.

Why?

- This Veronica of yours ... - Why?

- Why? - She's everybody's lover.

What do you mean?

She's a prostitute.

Everybody knows her.

Except for you.

Do you know what they call her?

Barcelona.

Barcelona?

20 years ago.

She went to Spain.

He slept with all of Barcelona's football team.

In one night.

She even stayed there for two years.

Why are you telling me all this?

Did you see it?

- No but... - So?

I've seen it!

What have you seen?

She is a hooker. A good one, that is.

Well, she used to be, She's not so fit now.

I know it well.

What do you want?

Bird flu disinfection. It's mandatory.

Who sent you?

The state.

What do you want?

We are here for the pandemic of the bird flu.

We have orders to vaccinate the chickens

and disinfect the poultry houses.

Orders of the Ministry.

You have to pay for it.

Give me a cigarette.

Didn't they smell horrible?

How many houses have we done?

- About 6. - 7

And money?

We have some.

How much?

I don't know. I have to count

Are you done?

There's an emergency at the station.

Who should I pay?

Him!

Let' eat, I know a restaurant near Balti.

What can I get you?

Chicken soup, chicken breast of grilled chicken,

baked chicken, boiled chicken,

Chicken liver.

I'm sick of chicken.

Anything else?

Bread.

Okay, bring us some soup.

- Three? - Three.

We will eat and then part ways.

Kindly and full.

Full and with money!

Tolea!

- Hello! - Hello!

Sit down.

How are you?

All good.

You?

The same.

On the road, as always.

What have you ordered?

Chicken Soup.

What's that smell? Is it you?

It stinks, huh?

You're not too fond of water...

We went to a chicken farm to collect some feathers.

Our boss is starting a business with them.

Feathers?

And how do you sell them?

Per kilo, per bag?

By bag I think, I don't know.

We only collect the money.

Two suitcases, never seen anything like this.

Two of them?

Big ones too.

230,000 lei

You want a drop?

Sure...

What's going on?

These guys aren't drivers, right?

No, they're just some guys.

You take a few drops of vodka and you put them in your eyes.

It's like taking a shot.

The police can't fine you ..

And you get drunk.

No hungover the next day.

And it's healthier.

Do you want to try?

Only by car, just by the car ...

I'll take you, dear ...

You're pretty like a flower, girl!

I have an idea.

What?

Before we part ways

let's make one last ...

What do you mean?

Didn't you hear him?

There's a farm with chickens a few kilometers from here.

Do you know what that means?

Thousands of chickens!

Thousands!

Are you crazy!

What if they catch us?

What if they don't?

They didn't catch us yet, and they won't not.

You're drunk!

I am!

Can you imagine how much money we can make?

We're not just talking about a few peasants...

Let's do it!

Hello!

We're here with the disinfection.

Is the boss in?

Nap.

Why's it so expensive?

It's the standard fee. We're only doing our job.

I see, but nobody told me about the vaccination,

or disinfection, as they call it.

There was a delay.

The notification will arrive soon.

No, that's not right.

I might not even have enough money.

I have to call them.

Sir, do what you have to do. We can leave.

But if you oppose Ministry orders

and endanger public health,

we'll have to report it.

There is another small detail.

I don't think your superior would be happy

with the illegal activity around here.

Now wait a sec...

What do you mean by that?

How much did you get for the feathers?

I bet we could find the money in the drawers.

How much time do you need for ...?

Three hours should be enough, right?

Right.

All right.

Go ahead.

Let's go guys.

Let's get out of here, It stinks like hell.

We'll tell him that we're done.

Vasea!

We'll leave these here.

Take them to the car.

We'll go get the money.

- We're done. - Very well!

We're in a hurry.

We'd like the money now.

Just a moment, they're coming.

Tea, coffee?

No thanks!

- Turn it up. - Of course!

There are no wars on this Earth!

There's no smoke, there's no smoke, ashes in the wind!

May the children live in peace!

The children of planet Earth!

Everyone, by the hand!

A little more!

Just a little more!

Go in the back!

In the back!

In the back, do you hear me?

- Hello! - Hello!

From Cristopher Ismailovic, from Leova.

Is it about the car?

Just a second, we have to deal with this guy and we'll go.

What's with him?

He's Mongolian.

The 14th for this month.

They're told they'll get to Europe.

they keep their money and they send them to us.

Hey, Nichifor!

Go get some sausages, He's probably hungry

Maybe he'll get lost.

I already tried, boss.

But it doesn't work, he looks at the sausage, cries...

But he doesn't get down.

He didn't get to Europe!

Hey you!

This is not the Europe that you wanted!

We are in Europe, but it's the eastern part!

Do you understand?

Here ... BAD! NO GOOD!

The other Europe is far away ...

Take care of this! I have work to do.

I'm happy for our deal. Here's the money!

How much is this?

How much had we agreed?

250,000.

Count it!

Mr. Arcasha, can I ask you something?

Please.

Why do you need so many horseshoes?

I make blades out of them.

How so?

A horseshoe costs 5 lei.

A blade costs the same.

Only, from a horseshoe, I can make 1000 knives.

Those are 5000 lei.

So, out of 25 horseshoes

I make profit.

and I have over 49,975 horseshoes of pure profit.

A good deal, right?

It's okay.

So...

You thought you could make money out of chicken.

Whose idea was it?

His!

Yours?

Was it yours?

I don't know.

Stop stuttering! Give us the facts.

It was my idea.

So that's what I'm going to write.

Marian Sumca!

Actually, that doesn't even matter.

You're so stupid, you guys.

You wanted to steal from the government. Understandable!

But you went to

to the sub-colonel Pavel Archangel's farm?

You're crazy.

You're done for.

You sprayed water on his chicken, and charged a fortune.

Good afternoon!

Can I help you?

How much for that one?

240,000 lei. Excellent model,

130 tons capacity, lifts up to 60 meters

low fuel consumption, good as new.

And this other one?

The same, 240,000, excellent model,

130 tons of capacity at 60 meters,

low fuel consumption, good as new.

Are you interested?

Yes I am.

Let's go into my office.

Sir!

Can I make a call?

Whom?

Someone.

Maybe we can arrange things.

What things?

How much Was it, 10,000?

Hello!

Barcelona?

Yes.

Who's this?

Hello?

Speak!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Coffee?

- A beer. - Right away!

Boss, wanna' buy a bike?

Brand new, it has everything!

How much?

35,000.

It's too much.

How much do you offer?

3500

Get out of here!

Hello, good afternoon!

Mr. Ursu?

Recognize me?

Petro Dudka.

We worked together.

Yes, the guy with the ideas.

You said that if I had the money,

we could start a party.

Well, I have the money.

How much?

Enough.

Where can I find you?

All right.

Hi.

Do you have cigarettes?

I don't.

So what do you have?

Nothing.

- Nothing? - Nothing.

What can you do?

I can sing.

Sing?

And what can you sing?

Well...

A few things ...

Then sing!

Sing, so we can enjoy life!

Earth is a beautiful home.

With windows shining in the sun.

Where the children play inside.

A home called Earth.