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Well, I'd go cut another one then.

Get a load of the one in the frame.

Look at that great barrel. I got to open this.

Do you like this one?

Oh, God.

Anyway, I want to... Put your feet up there.

Shove a little. I'm shoving. Stand on the seat.

He's done this. I've got it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Where'd you go, Huey?

To get a hot dog. But I met my teacher. She hung me up with bullshit.

Benji, did you bring me a hot dog? What hot dog?

Well, Huey said you went for hot dogs. We went, but the stand was closed.

The only drop dead from a full bottle of Orange Crush.

Fell on his head, right, Benji? To be sure.

it's your treat this time, huh? Why am I always paying for everything?

Keep your hands off the bench. Just forget it. Shut your face. I'll only

little. You've got to pay back. You owe me. Write it in your little book, Huey.

Come on.

Wait a minute. You can't go off anything stuck in the sand like a jerk.

Hi.

Stop staring, boy.

Hi.

Would you mind coming with me, please?

Bobby wants to talk to you.

Who's Bobby?

I let the conceited jerk come to us.

Shut up, dummy. Look, Rip, who's talking to you?

Well, are you coming?

Yes or no?

Coming, Tina.

I guess so.

Hello, Kat.

Hello. What's going on?

Come on over a little closer. I don't want anybody to hear us.

Is it true you're the very best dancer in school?

I guess, but what's it to you?

We're thinking of having a show at the end of the year, and we wanted you for

it. Oh, yeah? What kind of show? Sort of a musical with a good ballet in it.

Well, what do I have to do?

Well, somebody recommended you, and we must get a dancer to really do a split.

Yeah, so I told the boys, Tammy can split, can't you?

That's easy. That's big stuff.

Yeah, tell the boys.

Is that the technique?

Like this?

A little more.

Let's see you spread a little wider.

Like that?

A little lower.

Enough?

That's better.

Does she rap? Do you like doing the split also?

Dirty scums.

What the hell do you say?

Well, let's find us another victim.

You gave the bet on the color of Miss Big Bottom's pants?

Yeah, here we go. Get her.

Okay, Victor, go get her. Not me.

Hey, aren't we your buddies?

Okay. And get your assignments in early.

A good student concentrates on work. So what you do is organize... Excuse me,

Miss Franklin. Could you join us for a second to settle an argument for us?

Excuse me, girls. See you in class.

There's only one kill for this body and mine, and that's to have that girl in a

little van. She touched my hand, nobody liked that. Is, what's the problem?

Well, um, uh,

uh, uh... I'm proud to say that you're my fuck -up, I'm in love.

I'm all shook up from the moment I met you.

You ought to be ashamed!

Stopping so soon?

Come closer.

What'd you do today?

Jerked off.

Be serious.

I was thinking of you.

Everybody says it. I'm crazy because I'm always talking about you, Angie.

I've written your name at least a couple of hundred times in my book.

What time must you be in?

About eleven.

I just don't want you to take my pants off. You mind explaining why?

I wish you wouldn't. Look, I just don't want you to.

Mindy, please.

Enough. Please. I can't help it.

I'll control you.

Oh,

don't get mad.

I'm fed up with this.

You better grow up, Doris.

All my friends have been sleeping with their girlfriends for a long time.

It isn't that I don't want to.

Well, that's bullshit.

You want to stay an old maid for the rest of your life, huh?

Benji, I love you so.

Just words, that's all.

There's another way we can do it.

How?

You know.

I told you once, I told you a thousand times. For you, there's nothing up

No harm in having a look.

Benji, close it up. I've got to find it. I put it in your closet.

Hey.

What's this?

Just a box, just a box. Nothing.

Put it back up there, Benji.

Benji! What the hell are these things? It's not your business. They're your

father's. He uses them in his work.

Benji, Benji, I said you should put them back up inside.

So what's going on?

Your son found a bunch of them.

Why must you always touch things that are of no concern?

I just ask what it is.

What, what? It's a new full box of buttons.

Useful only in your mother's business.

Come on, give it to me. Let go.

You know,

Ma, I think it's about time you sewed a new button on my shirt.

You're asking for a slap in the tuchus, smartass. Now get off.

Bandit. Your pumping silly ideas into his head with those filthy tinks.

They're your filthy tinks as well as mine.

Didn't I beg you to take him away to the thorn out of the house?

You thought everybody should think they're a couple of six maniacs? But,

every couple does it. And if they all jumped off the roof, would you also jump

off clutch?

I'm not sure I should really do that.

Let go of it, Benji. I mean it.

Get out of my car.

It's Saturday night and I just got paid.

Don't about the money, don't try to save.

My heart says go, go.

Have a time for the Saturday night and baby Hartfield. Find him on the rocket

up.

I'm gonna rip it up.

I'm gonna shake it up.

stood up, that's why.

They'll be here any second.

No bullshit, Huey? No, I'm sure, sure.

Might have said they were gorgeous.

Well, I guess I ought to leave.

See you tomorrow.

Have fun.

What are you doing?

Leaving.

There's going to be an orgy and you're splitting.

Have a little fun. Marty won't say a word to Doris.

Where do these chicks come from, Huey?

Where from, where from? So you put a bag over her head, okay?

Cool it, they're here.

And that's Gina.

Welcome to our little snake pit.

Take a seat.

We better get on to the party.

What's this party nonsense?

What, Marta didn't mention it?

So do I have to spell everything out? I'll just go myself if you don't want to

go.

Strange you never mention any party.

What's the difference?

It'll be fun.

She never mentioned it because it's kind of a surprise party.

Right, Bobby?

Lots of people and great music.

You'll have a ball.

Look, I've got to speak to you for a second.

Sure. This won't take long, Huey.

They're dogs, come on.

So they're not raving beauties. They fuck, that's what counts.

You know, Marta said the short ones been fucking since she was ten.

What are we getting into, Marta?

A simple date with nice guys and oh, some great music and a little dancing.

Are you sure they won't try anything?

I'm positive they won't.

Are you coming or not?

Hang on a sec. I'm discussing.

Girls?

Both of us have to be home by 10 o 'clock. No reason not to.

Just make yourselves at home.

Come on, sweetie. He's in. In.

There's nothing to worry about. Benji's folks are out for the night.

What happened to all the people you even have here?

They'll be here any minute.

Probably on their way now.

Feel like dancing?

I guess so. We know what we came to do. Come on, guys. Let's get with it.

Benji.

A wedding ring.

He saw a sign for a stock car race.

A thousand dollar prize it read.

Okay, Philly, what do you think of them? They better not be virgins.

I'm not guaranteeing anything.

Look, I touted Benji and Bobby. If these chicks don't screw, they'll kill me.

Then have fun while you're still alive.

What's the matter? You don't like Petty? What's that I don't like it?

Then what's the matter?

I only just met you tonight.

You don't care yes or you don't care no?

I don't mind.

You don't mind what?

I guess so if you want to.

I want to.

Then I want to.

What

do

you think of him? Think of who?

The guy who's singing.

You'll get nothing from this, you know.

From what?

What happened to this kind of talk? I just asked if you liked the guy who was

singing. I'm on to your action.

And I've got some news for you. You're going to get nothing from me.

Tell Laura I love her.

Tell Laura I love her.

So, uh, what's shaking, girls?

Would you like something to drink? Got any soda?

Got any soda?

Any soda? We've got soda. We've got soda. We've got soda.

You all want soda.

We'll just go and fix your drinks.

The minute he started with the hands, I told him there was no chance.

I think it's best to tell him you got the rag on. Oh, that's pretty good. I

really do have my period.

You know?

Besides, I don't know what's going on with my cycle. I usually get it every

months or so, and then it lasts for weeks on end. Must be a drag.

Why do they have hot pads?

Why don't we put a little something in their drinks?

There's vodka.

Oh, great vodka.

Benji, I'm going to take that blonde to your room. Get out of here. They're a

couple of virgins. They're virgins like I'm tall, dark, and handsome.

Peanuts, have some.

Go ahead, drink.

It tastes horrible.

That's a new imported soda.

My father -in -law is special.

Yeah, that's right.

Can I see you for a second?

I'll be right back.

Martha, why don't you sit down?

Why is it so dark?

The light bulb burned itself out. Move closer.

I want to know why you called me in here.

So that they could have a little privacy.

That's what you never ask.

Have a good time.

You want some?

Come on.

No, thanks.

Hey,

the

record stopped.

What? I said the record stopped. Could you... Sure, of course.

You want to take off your shirt? I'm not going to let you. It's not really fair.

You made a promise to me. You promised you would keep naked.

No, quit it. I won't quit. I want to see it without your shirt.

I'm bashful.

What for?

Because.

What am I going to do?

I don't know.

I won't undress.

Okay,

you go out on the balcony.

Why should I, Marta?

Suppose I'm in bed waiting, nude, under the covers, and you have to count to 100

first.

Okay, Marta, I will count to 100 and then come in, huh?

To 100, then I'm coming.

One,

two, three, four, five.

Six. Seven. Eight.

Nine. Ten.

Eleven. Twelve.

Thirteen. Fourteen.

Sixteen. Seventeen.

Benjula, are you home? Gemma, I'm here.

I think your son should explain what's going on.

Benji, kindly tell your mama what is going on here.

Miriam, this... Miriam, this is my father and mother.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Nice to meet you.

I'm going to have a heart attack.

They make my home a whole house.

Ramek, tell your son to get his boozy out of my home.

Benji, get them out of here. You should know already your mother has high blood

pressure.

Why doesn't somebody fix the record?

Oh, Mickey.

Why does he do this to me?

Why, I ask? Okay, okay. Calm yourself.

All right, come lie down a little bit. You'll feel better.

I knew it would turn out like this.

Hey, what do you say we continue this bash at the beach, huh?

And I'll get you a nice hot cup of tea. It'll make you feel better. Yeah, close

the door. I've got such a headache.

Why does my stupid son do such terrible things?

Seventy -five.

Seventy -seven. You hear me?

I'm almost finished.

Eighty -five.

Eighty -seven. Ninety -one.

Ninety -seven. Ninety -eight. Ninety -nine. Bingo!

Stop already, Romy.

Romy!

Daddy's mother, what are you doing here? What am I doing here? What are you

doing here, you little shit?

Romy!

I hear you.

What are you doing with that boy?

I'll give you a height and cheek.

I'll give you your no good bum, Lo. What are you doing in bed with my wife?

It's true that fat guys have little cocks and skinny guys big ones. Yeah,

true.

Yeah, you know what I heard? What?

You can tell by the size of their nose. Wow, just imagine the prick on Durante.

Did you know that all black guys are huge? Oh, what a garbage.

It's a common myth.

No, it's the truth. How do you know?

Because I've been to the showers by the beach house and I saw this guy hung like

a horse.

Pity his girlfriend.

I've heard that most girls dig large ones. Now you're an expert in fancy

fucking, too, Victor Floyd. What Victor speaks, Victor knows. Don't forget, he's

got the biggest one, about eight inches. To be precise, nine. It's not the size

of it. It's how you use it, Bobby. I know better.

Oh, yeah? I bet you can't find the right hole to put it in, sure.

Yours is so tiny, you lost sight of it.

When he masturbates, he needs somebody to help him find it.

Take your hands off, tubular. Cut it out, man. Don't be a drag. Quit it.

Come on, will you?

Okay, everybody in the water.

Always.

She doesn't need improvements.

She's much too nice to be. Will you watch it?

Benji? Nikki?

I haven't seen you in I don't know how long. I've been around.

How have you been?

Pretty good.

What about you? Me? I'm having a fabulous life full of good times and

Last time I saw you was with your friends. You still run with Bobby and

Yeah. Give them my best.

I will.

Why not tell them yourself they came to the beach with me?

No, it's better this way, sugar.

Okay.

Well, uh, I guess, uh, see you soon? Yeah, see you. Why don't you call me

sometime?

What? In fact, you could come up Saturday night. You kidding?

I'm serious.

Are you sure?

You're invited.

Okay.

Oh, uh, Doris, this is Nicky.

Hi.

Well, uh, gotta go. Bye. See you soon. I hope so, Benji.

was that girl?

Just a friend. She was in my class.

Did you have a date?

No, Bobby did.

Okay, Vic,

you promised a party. What's the good news? It's all set for Saturday night.

folks gonna be out?

Don't worry your pretty head.

It's okay with my parents.

Everyone should bring their own bottle.

Benji will bring one for the two of us.

No, I can't come on Saturday.

Busy? Because I have a math exam I've got to cram for.

Well, couldn't we just drop by for a little bit?

No, I'm behind in it. I've got to get ready.

You can go by yourself if you want. By myself?

It'll be okay.

Why not, Taurus?

Hey, you want to watch a couple making it?

Benji, your mother can help you with something.

Looking for some underwear.

You'll leave things nice and neat.

I just removed a pair of shorts and an undershirt. I'm going to take a shower.

You're going out tonight?

Yeah. There, may I ask?

To a party.

You got only parties on your brain. That's right.

I know the kind of parties you're going to, my son. A bunch of filthy toast

parties.

And don't you forget to wipe the feet and clean the ears. You hear me?

The heart attack is what you'll get.

Benji.

Hi. What are you doing out here? I thought you'd be buried in your book.

Yeah, I thought I'd give myself a break and was on my way to see you.

But what brings you here? I wanted to give you a present.

What? A present.

A present?

Uh -huh. I hope you like it.

Sure, it's neat. Thanks. Here, let me put it on for you.

You do like it. But why a present all of a sudden? Don't you know what day this

is, Benji? No. I just realized it's our anniversary two months tonight.

How about that?

Uh -huh.

It calls for a kiss, doesn't it?

I'd be delighted.

you like something cool to drink?

No. What's the matter?

I'm okay.

Why are you upset then?

I'm not upset. If you want to dance, go ahead and dance. Do what you want. I

want to dance with you.

I'm just not in the mood, all right, Doris? Excuse me, I'm sorry I asked.

Can you spare a minute? I have something I want to tell you.

This won't take long.

Bobby, got a cigarette?

Tammy,

can I see you for a second? Later, fellas.

What's happening between you and Doris?

What do you mean? Nothing's happening.

What the hell's wrong? Nothing.

Well, what about Nikki?

What about her?

It's me you're talking to, Benji. I saw what happened on the beach.

Okay, so what about it?

Listen to me, Benji. The broad's no good.

You should forget the chick exists.

Will you stop fucking my head up, Bobby? I mean it.

How did you make your little friend here so upset?

I was going to ask you if you had a clue. You know him better than I do.

Shit, come on.

What time do you have to be home?

Oh, why are you trying to get rid of me?

Oh, don't be an idiot.

I just don't want your folks to get angry with me.

Well, you don't have to worry. They told me I could stay out up to midnight if I

want.

Mickey?

It's Benji.

No, I got stuck somewhere.

I'll cut loose as soon as I can.

Listen, is it okay if I pop in?

Sure.

I won't be long.

I promise.

See you soon.

Listen, Doris.

I'm sorry. Good night. Will I see you tomorrow?

Sure. Can we go for a swim?

Sure. Why not?

All right. Well, good night.

Later. Later.

Never let you go.

Why? Because I love you.

Hi. Hi.

Am I too late?

No, my folks are off on a vacation. Lucky for us. Come on in.

What took you so long? I was worried. I had trouble getting rid of this clinging

vine. Your girlfriend?

Yes.

Sort of.

The one I met on the beach?

Yeah. She's pretty cute.

I guess so.

Sticks to me like glue.

She showed up just as I was headed for your place, and then she dragged me to

this stupid party.

Does she love you?

I suppose so.

Do you love her?

Don't be stupid.

Then you've broken up with her.

That's about it.

She was so upset when I told her I was through. It's difficult breaking up.

Come closer.

You're perspiring.

I ran all the way here.

You go take a shower while I fix you a drink.

What about your folks?

Don't worry. They're away until tomorrow.

To me?

No.

I want to ask you a question.

What?

You've got to tell me the truth, Bill.

I will.

Were you in love with me when I was going out with Bobby way back when?

Why do you ask?

Tell me.

Come on, you know I was.

Are you still?

Can't you guess?

I want to hear it.

I love you.

Such a good son, wonderful boy.

Only when it comes to what to wear, all these kids want these Meshuggah clothes.

They all want to look like this Pressler.

Like what?

Elvis Pressler. Are you deaf or something?

The Meshuggah singer with sideburns.

With sideburns. You can forget about these pants, Ma. I want black ones, not

baggy like this.

You can wear black, but I lie in my grave. I don't want these stupid pants.

final. I want you to dress like a human being this time.

Not like a gangster out of the mafia.

I want my cousin to meet you like a normal person, not like a crazy bum.

Why don't you tell him how handsome he looks?

Listen, they fit like tomato order. They make you look like a rich person. In

fact, I would say they suit you so well, look like a royal prince.

Would I lie?

They're too old -looking, very big, and ugly as hell. I want black or nothing,

you hear?

My God, who wears black in these terrible times?

They're not even fashionable.

These pants were made in the ultimate style, the same as the ones...

What's the name of that thing at the American?

You mean Elvis Presley?

Albert Presley?

Our cousin will think that color looks lovely on you. All right, that's enough

about your cousin.

No. You see how he talks to his mother?

Just because I want him to look nice for his cousin, I have to put up with this?

Beautiful. Sven Swancic.

Watson. You got to be out of your mind. It's Svenny, too, and not a penny less.

Then we'll forget him.

Benji, take off the pants. We'll go somewhere else.

You're driving us both nuts.

Just be quiet.

You'll see if you begin to undress how quick you'll change.

Ma. Will you please do as I say and take those trousers off?

Hey, lady, come back here. We'll talk.

There's nothing to talk about.

Fifteen is my final word.

All right, fifteen. And don't forget, this includes the

alterations.

Tell me, how can he know what to alter? or if you take the pants off and don't

wear them. You told me to change, Ma.

Did I tell you to put them back on so you won't look like a slob, eh?

If they shrink, you're going to hear about it.

Are you out of your mind? It's the best English cloth.

Take your shirt and straighten up. I don't want her to be embarrassed to

introduce you to her cousin.

Get off my back, will you, Ma? You're lucky I'm here at all. What does this

cousin of yours look like?

I said I'd let Paul and she was a child, but I'm told she's the image of her

mother. So how will you recognize her? I'll know, all right.

She's young.

She's beautiful.

Why does she have to come stay with us instead of Aunt Fanny's place, son?

Exactly my question.

He asks them questions, and you encourage?

I don't encourage, but I can't for the life of me see how she's going to fit in

with the three of us. And I must mention the fact that your sister's lodge house

is very convenient.

My sister? Fanny is not young anymore. She couldn't be responsible.

The woman works all day. You expect she should have guests?

Hello.

This is my Benji and my husband, Romy.

Benji, you'll take the bags for your cousin?

It's so good to be here.

This is for you. It's okay.

I've got to take some candy. I've got some candy for you.

Come, come. We'll take you home.

Aren't you father?

What father?

Your daddy.

Mine is dead a long time.

Dad, don't tell me.

God rest his poor soul.

I've heard that this happened, that it died. Sure, sure. It's finished.

I thought Mania would have told you.

What is this Mania? I've never heard of Mania. You say you never heard of Mania?

Just a second, a second. Who are you? I would like to know.

Why do you ask, Rosy Feiner?

Rosy Feiner?

Sonia,

she is not your cousin.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Please, you excuse me. I thought you were my cousin.

Give the bags back to the lady. Excuse us, lady.

That's my family. That's my aunt, huh? What do you want from us? Go have a

Go already.

Go.

Amazing how you recognize her. She ran right up to us, right?

A person comes up to us right away. She's your cousin.

for a beautiful girl and some chocolates for a sweet cousin. Oh, you look just

like her, dear.

I stopped this morning and made nice to your cousin. Kiss, give a hug. I'll be

standing with the case. Make

Excellent, really, Sonia. Marvelous.

I'm sure you don't find soup like this in a restaurant.

Isn't that true, Rommick?

Oh, absolutely, positively.

It's good, huh?

Oh, yes.

Thanks.

Maybe Fredo would like to move to my house.

What for?

In this house, there's plenty of room.

Besides, you're working hard, and every day you're away from the house.

eat, just eat.

Go on, eat.

up as getting cold.

Danny dear, while I go to the kitchen, will you clear the table off, please?

Thank you.

here. What about you, Pa? What are you doing out of bed? Nothing. I'm getting

myself an aspirin. Get a glass of water for me.

All right. I'll bring you one in a minute.

Get out of this bed.

I'll find you like this.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

But you were doing... Don't argue. Just get out.

Go. Go. Out. Out. Out. Out.

Good night.

Good night. Good night. Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Enough of your dumb good night. I'm very thirsty.

Get in there. Stay in that room or else.

I've got good nights after my guilt already.

Give me, give me, give me.

Wait,

there's some beautiful girl, you know.

Why don't you come take her?

I don't know. I suppose she wouldn't know how to play Rami the way we play

I don't know.

She had a very difficult day and she's going tomorrow.

She's getting ready to leave.

What are you doing?

Benji, if she's fucking him, then why wouldn't she do me?

Move over.

Look for him.

Oh, if I spoke to Benji, he said it was all right.

cards I don't need.

Sonia, you got something to drink for the card players.

If you put a pot of water on there, it's coffee.

Of course I'll do it. This round, deal me out. I'll get the coffee. What's

mean to coffee? My coffee is no good.

Play, play.

A good husband, you're very lucky.

I wouldn't wish him on my voice then.

Would you like a cup of coffee?

No, no, later.

Can I come in, please?

No, no, later.

Okay, okay, I'll come later.

Get up, will you? Go away, go away.

Again, I'm stuck.

Just pull me out.

Just pull me out, please.

Again, I'm stuck inside.

Would you believe it? They're stuck.

the faucet and I just fixed it.

Well, I hope so. I don't want to flood.

It's okay. I fixed it. Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

You should have destroyed my car.

Take my whole life too.

For I can't help

falling in love with

you.

Who was that?

Oh, Stuart. He's a pretty cute guy.

Friend of yours?

We used to be sort of close.

Why, does it bother you a lot?

Put his hands all over you. I suppose that's all right.

What's wrong with it?

Nothing. It's a little hard on your reputation.

Who cares about that?

I do.

No problem, honey.

No more like ours.

You better get this straight. I'm free to have as many boyfriends as I damn

feel like having.

Do it as one of my friends, the same as my other friends, and the same as you

are. No, I'm not like them. What does that mean?

I love you.

Look, I don't want to hear anymore of this garbage.

I love you, baby, really.

All right, now, look, Benji, I've had enough of this love stuff to last me

forever, so are we going or not?

I said I weren't shaking, but...

Benji! Benji!

Hi, Doris. I didn't see you.

Yesterday, I waited for you.

Yeah, I had to stay after class.

The bell is ringing. Come on. Don't go.

I want to speak to you.

The bell is ringing. I don't want to be late.

Seems as if you're avoiding me. Avoiding you? What are you talking about?

Don't lie to me. I've been out of my mind worrying about what's been

I think you've got a vivid imagination. There's nothing wrong.

We hardly see each other. Because it's the end of the year. There's finals and

need to study hard. There's just no time.

Will you stop crying?

I can't.

Everybody's staring at us.

What do you care? I don't...

That's enough, Doris.

Please, come on.

Benji, will you tell the truth even if it hurts? If it's over between us, I've

got to know.

It's not over at all.

But you've changed, and it's not imagination.

It's just my damn exams are driving me half nuts.

It's going to be all right.

Benji, I want you to say you love me.

Not now, I can't. There, you see?

Okay, I love you. Now let's go to class.

Go ahead.

I'll get there later.

Hi, folks. Hello. Hi, Huey. How are you, Huey?

I'm okay.

Can I talk to you guys for a minute?

No, it's not for your delicate ears. It's just for the boys.

I'll be right back.

What's got you hot, Huey? You're sweating like a hog.

You'll sweat too when you hear what I gotta tell you. So talk, Tubby.

Why don't you put a zipper on your mouth? Go on, tell us, never mind.

You know Tommy, my brother's friend?

Sure. The boy just took up the piano.

Oh, terrific news. Wait, just a minute. The whole point is, the piano teacher's

a nymphomaniac.

You just grab her pussy and she flips and fucks like a mink.

Wowee, do you have her address?

Of course.

Mason Street, number six.

She lives right up there.

What did you say her name was? Eva Coopersmith.

Okay, I'll go in first.

Bobby, don't be scared to get right to it.

Oh, Hugh, lend us a tent, huh? What the hell for?

A lesson. They'll charge for it. Am I your banker? Hello, Hughie.

Don't forget, I get all the change.

Hello? Yeah?

Hello. Peter Chan?

Can I help you? Yeah.

Uh, yeah, I want to study piano.

Oh, so?

Good. Just come with me, please, all right?

Come. Come, come, come.

Come in. Come inside.

Tell me exactly what you'd like.

Are you the one to talk to about piano lessons? I am.

Yeah, well, uh, I'd like to begin with piano lessons.

Yeah, are you a beginner or more advanced?

Beginner. And young man, my sister's the one who'll be your teacher.

Fritzie!

Fritzie, come out here!

A student for piano!

Will you please wait out in the other room, and my sister will join you.

What's happening?

Hello, well, shall we begin your lesson?

The name is Bobby.

I think that my sister told me that you were a beginner.

Yeah. Ah, you don't look like you are.

Good, let us sit down and get started, yeah?

We'll both sit down on the bench together, yeah? Oh, sit down at the

Yeah, please.

Now watch carefully what I do, yeah?

Just follow my hands.

I watch your hands and you play.

Don't leave me, Father.

Father.

Father.

Let's sing.

Let's sing.

Let's sing.

Now you try it, huh?

Very good.

Very good.

Good. You will make a nice pianist.

La, so, la, ti, do, do, do, do.

Someone's coming.

How was it?

Incredible. You had no trouble at all?

Trouble? She should give up piano and take up flute. Wow. Now it's my turn.

Yeah? I'd like to, uh... Yeah? If you'll just come inside.

Yeah? I'd like to take some lessons on the piano.

On the vent, would you like to begin?

Oh, right away.

No money you can pay later.

Now, your name is what?

Huey. Pooey.

Are you a beginner or a bit advanced?

I'm, uh, advanced.

I've been playing for a long time.

All right, Pooey, let us begin.

Uh, Huey. Yeah, yeah, Pooey.

Sit on the piano bench next to me.

So, I will first evaluate your fingering technique.

Would you prefer to start with Beethoven or Jacob?

Whatever turns you on, I don't care.

Good. This duet starts on the top of the pitch.

Follow my rhythm.

One, two, three, play.

I see you haven't played in a long time. That's right. I broke this hand and had

to have it in a cast.

Would you know how to teach the flute? Of course I know how to do it. However,

you're here for another reason.

Pooey, now please observe these hands. Observe.

Relax your hands.

Elegant fingers.

Raise your hands. Lower your fingers.

You've got to be loose. Relax.

Pooey, will you get ready to turn over the page? Please do it now.

Eins, zwei, drei und vier. Eins, zwei, drei und

vier.

You know Nikki, don't you?

Sure.

So how you been?

Terrific. I guess you're all cooked up studying for finals.

That's right.

Isn't she the one we saw on the beach?

Yes.

I've got to go to the head.

Okay.

Go,

go, go, Johnny, go.

Go, go, go, Johnny, go.

Go, go, go.

You feed me bullshit about no time and you're out playing around.

Oh, yeah, what about you? You're here with some creep, aren't you?

Boy, you're something else. I thought you told me you broke up with that big,

bougie, dirty liar.

I suppose you expected me to break it off with her immediately.

I never asked you to do it at all. You had no reason but you lied to me. What

you want from me, Nicky? I think you'd better tell the citizen about it.

Love me tender.

Doris! Doris!

Love me sweet.

Never let me go.

You have made my life complete.

And I love you so.

Love me tender.

Love me true.

I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry.

I could explain.

It can't be explained.

I just want to return these things, Benji.

What things?

Sentimental stuff you gave me when you were in love.

You felt something, I thought.

I didn't lie to you, Doris. No?

Dates behind my back? With a pig like she is?

I'm not in love with her.

No? What is it, then?

Just sex?

Yeah, that's all.

Listen, if you want to stay a virgin, it's your business, okay?

As for yours truly, I'm sick and tired of jerking myself off, you hear?

I never thought I'd hate you.

Benji, how's the fucking?

Great. How about yours?

Doris, quit it.

What's wrong, Benji? Since you've been going out with this slut, you can't talk

anymore? You cunt. Keep your mouth shut before I punch your face. Go ahead,

slut. Clear up, Doris. Why? Let the pig get it off her chest once and for all.

It's amusing.

Bobby, take me someplace for a drink?

Yeah, if you want.

Destroyed that girl completely. What can I do?

A bad move bringing Nikki.

How'd I know Doris was coming?

Okay, why don't you go talk to her?

No. Come on, please. Just go over and say something nice. Go on.

Benji, go as a baby.

Go on, Benji.

What's going on?

Look, Doris.

Enough of that, hmm?

Sorry if I hurt you.

Don't you think I'm crying because I love you? Because that's not fair.

Then tell me why you're crying.

Okay, Nicky, we better split.

What if I don't want to go?

The show's over, guys. Let's get with it and dance.

Let go of me

here.

I didn't bring you here to make a fool of me in front of all my friends.

Couldn't you tell us? Call it what you like. I just don't like everybody pawing

my girl.

Well, I'm just sick and tired of you.

Nikki, hold it.

Why else should I?

I think we ought to stop this.

Stop what?

I hate it when you behave like a child. You're no angel either, baby.

Just do what you want.

Nikki.

All right, I'm sorry.

I said I'm sorry.

If you want to go home, I'll take you.

You can do what you want.

I want to kiss you.

Hey,

if we're going to the flick, we're going to be late, you know.

Hang on, Nicky's not here yet. Nicky's a real hang -up artist. So you invite her

for breakfast, she arrives for dinner.

Hey, finally, there she is.

Nicky, we're waiting for you.

Hang on a second. What was that?

Tomorrow's, okay? We're late for the movie.

Can't you see we're talking? Don't interrupt, okay?

Don't fuck with me, you big creep.

Who are you calling a big freak? Get your hands off me. When I'm good and

Hey, Benji's in trouble. Let's go.

Hey, come on. Come on. Get off. Get off.

I'm going to kill that bastard.

He started it. Cool it. Call me a big freak. Get out of my way.

Hey, let's get out of here.

Yeah, call her, will you, Franco?

Son of a bitch.

Call me, don't forget now.

What are you gawking at? Beat it!

Benji, no. Why don't you go wash up a bit?

You take the girls to the movies.

We'll join all of you later.

Why can't Huey take them? Didn't you hear what the man said?

But... Coming,

Nicky? No, I'll go later with Benji.

Move.

I should have ripped them apart, asshole.

Yeah, yeah, we know all about you. All because of that stupid broad beauty.

your face.

Don't take it out on him. He's right.

Look, Benji, I don't want to stick my nose in your business, but since I

consider myself your close friend, I've got to tell you in all honesty, Nicky is

not the kind of girlfriend for you.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll decide what's good for me.

Benji, can't you see what's happening to you?

Mind your own fucking business.

I've kept my mouth shut long enough about this stupid broad.

I figured, don't be a schmuck. Your friend Benji will find her out.

I'm really hip to what's happening, and Benji, this cunt is just gonna beat your

brains out if you don't watch her. What, are you looking to get her back or

something? Hey, dummy.

If I had eyes to fuck her, I could fuck her like that.

And not only me, the cunt is out fucking the whole friggin' town.

Go on, hit me, hit me.

You wanna? Go ahead, hit me.

Benji, wait a second, I got something.

Tell you. Look, I don't care, so let go and leave me alone.

Benji, I got something to tell you.

Hey, I'm sorry about this.

It's okay, I'm used to it.

No, really, I didn't want this to happen to you.

You should have thought of that before.

Will you stand still? I've got something to say to you.

We're late for the movie.

Who cares about the movie? Look.

Look, Benji.

You know I'm sorry.

i've treated you badly i know it's been difficult for you in spite of everything

i love you

What a pleasure to come on.

Yeah, I was tired of studying. I wanted a little break.

Come on in.

Come on, sit down.

Ronnie, this is Benji. Benji, this is Ronnie.

How are you?

Oh, let's see. Where was I? Oh, wait.

I know. I went to this place to be alone, and instead, Joseph and Cameron

there. Do you know them?

Mm -hmm. We had a lot of fun, of course. We had ourselves a couple of beers too

many. Ralph got on my nerves because he talks to everyone for hours on end, and

I wanted a dance.

Remember, Helene? She was wearing a satin shirt that fit like a glove. I

she'd come right out of it.

She turned everybody on.

Hey, Benji, will you go boil some water so we can have some coffee?

Oh, yeah, do you still see Murray?

Once in a while. How's Jamie? Oh, she's fine.

If you see Murray...

Well, that dummy didn't turn the gas on.

Something wrong?

No, I'm all right.

Oh, I'm so tired of your moods. If you have something to say, say it.

You know what you are. Know what?

You are nothing but a whore. That's what you are. I'm not listening anymore. You

damn well better listen.

I won't listen, and you can just shove all this up your ass. Or maybe your ugly

girlfriend will appreciate all the static. Don't talk about her. I'll put a

in your face.

Get out, shithead.

Yeah, yeah, two.

It's the April rose that only grows in the

early spring.

Love is nature's way of giving

a reason to be living.

The golden crown that makes a man.

A king.

Your fingers touch my silence.

has touched my silent heart and taught it