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-Thanks for the tasty dinner.
-You're welcome for a tasty dinner.
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What are you guys looking at?
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Ross and the most beautiful girl
in the world.
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Yeah, come to Papa!
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I know!
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Probably the only time
I'll say this...
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...but did you see the ass on her?
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What did you...?
When did you...?
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How did you...?
How did you get a girl like that?
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So what is she, like a spokesmodel?
An aerobics instructor?
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Actually, she's a paleontology
doctoral candidate...
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...specializing in the Cenozoic Era.
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But that's, like, the easiest era.
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I've seen her at work,
but I always figured....
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But I made her dinner.
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We had a great time.
And we're going out again tomorrow.
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Maybe her friends are betting to see
who gets the biggest geek.
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Fine by me.
Hope she wins.
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Hey, we should have
a contest. Yeah.
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See who can bring home
the most beautiful woman.
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That's a good idea, Joe.
We could call it life.
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The One with the Dirty Girl
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You have any wrapping paper?
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Is it for my birthday present?
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It was your birthday months ago.
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You said you ordered something special
and it just hadn't come yet.
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I have a call in about that.
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It's for Kathy. It's an early copy
of her favorite book.
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The Velveteen Rabbit!
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When the boy's love
makes the rabbit real....
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Don't touch it because
your fingers have destructive oils.
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Then you'd better keep it away
from Ross' hair.
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This is pretty rare.
How did you get that?
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No big deal.
I just went to some bookstores...
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...talked to some dealers, called
some of the author's grandchildren.
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Honey, that's so sweet.
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What a great way to say, "l secretly
love you, roommate's girlfriend."
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It doesn't say that.
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Does it?
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How will it look when you get her
something incredibly meaningful...
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...and expensive, and her boyfriend,
Joey, gives her an orange?
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I'll make sure Joey gets her
something really great.
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It's got to be better than that book.
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Like a crossbow!
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Once again, I am sorry.
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Thank you. Bye.
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I had to turn down a job
catering a funeral for 60 people.
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Oh, my God!
What happened?
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Sixty guests.
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Why'd you have to turn it down?
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I don't have
the money or equipment...
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...to handle something that big
on such short notice.
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Wow, what is with all the negativity?
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You sound like "Moni-can't,"
not "Moni-can"!
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Moni-ca.
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You've been playing around
with this catering for years.
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-Do you want to be a caterer?
-I don't know.
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There you go!
That's the spirit!
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If you need money, I will lend
you money. Just get moving!
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Really? I'd need $500
for all the food and supplies.
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It's worth it if it'll get you moving.
You haven't worked in months!
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-Neither have you.
-Yes, but I'm doing this.
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That would be great! Thank you.
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-Can I borrow your apartment keys?
-Why?
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You can pee here.
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Yes, I can, of course.
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It's okay.
The duck's using our bathroom anyway.
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What are you getting
for her birthday?
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We've been dating a couple weeks.
I got to get her something?
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You have to get her
something really nice.
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-I know!
-And not one of your coupons...
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...for an hour of "Joey Love."
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-A crossword! Can I help?
-No.
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Last week I got all
but three answers...
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...and I want to finish one
without any help.
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Fine.
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But you can't help me develop
my new universal language.
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How'd it go?
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Oh, my God!
It was the best funeral ever!
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Everyone loved the food.
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I even got another funeral
for tomorrow.
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The dead guy from today's best friend.
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It's like I am the official caterer
for that accident.
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Mon, I'm so happy for you!
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Thanks. Check out
my new catering stuff.
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Look!
I'm an omelet station!
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Omelet? Made to order?
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I'll have one, please.
Plus my money.
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I didn't realize
you needed it right away.
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You told me to go and be a caterer.
So I went. I be'd.
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I used it to buy all this stuff.
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Aborigine.
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I got another job tomorrow,
so I'll pay you back then.
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Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank.
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Aborigine.
Oh, no, I tried that already.
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Would you like to come in?
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Did Homo erectus hunt
with wooden tools?
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According to recent findings.
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Here, Mitzi! Here, Mitzi!
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Mitzi is...?
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My hamster.
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I hope she's okay.
I haven't seen her in a while.
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Have a seat.
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Where?
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Oh, hey. Do you....
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Do you have any
Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
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Well, I do.
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Let's go back to my place,
light a couple candles...
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...break open a box
of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties....
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-I'd rather not.
-Oh, yeah? Why not?
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Don't take this the wrong way...
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...but your place kind of
has a weird smell.
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-ls everything in the car?
-Did you settle the bill?
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I hate this part.
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Look what we almost left!
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That's not mine.
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Look what we almost took!
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Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart?
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Well, we're all cleaned up.
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Good. Thank you.
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And, well, there's
this small matter of the....
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-Dear?
-The matter of...
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...payment.
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Jack used to handle the finances.
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-You get it?
-No, but I made a widow cry.
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See you in hell.
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You know what we should all do?
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Go see a musical.
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Sure.
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You know which one?
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The 1996 Tony Award winner.
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I mean, that one's gotta be good.
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Do you know the name of that one?
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I don't know. Grease?
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Rent?
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Yes! Rent!
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So when do you want to go?
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What? I'm sorry.
I can't, I'm busy.
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Man, it is so hard
to shop for girls.
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00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,055
Yes, it is...
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00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,325
...at Office Max!
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00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:06,961
What did you get her?
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A pen.
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It's two gifts in one.
It's a pen that's also a clock.
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00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,345
-You can't give her that.
-Why not?
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She's not 11!
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00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,183
And it's not the seventh night
of Chanukah.
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What he means by that is,
while this is a very nice gift...
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...maybe it's not something
a boyfriend gives.
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Sure it is.
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She needs a pen for work.
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She's writing. She turns it over.
"It's time for my date with Joey!"
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All right. What did you get
for Angela Del Veccio's birthday?
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She didn't have one.
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For three years?
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Look, it's too late,
and I got an audition.
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I can't shop anymore.
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I will go out
and try to find something for her.
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Thanks, man.
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While you're at it,
could you get her a card?
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Would you like me to write her
a little poem as well?
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Or just get a card
that has a poem already in it.
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Oh, so it's a card,
but it's also a poem-holder.
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-You have to get our money.
-She couldn't stop crying.
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With those thick glasses,
her tears look giant.
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I know, it's tough.
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You know what the first thing I did
after my mom's funeral was?
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-What?
-Pay the caterer!
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I've had a lot of jobs.
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And there are some people
who always try to get out of paying.
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It's either "That massage
wasn't long enough"...
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...or "l don't know
any of those songs"...
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...or "These sombreros aren't
big enough. Bad little white girl!"
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So you think she's faking?
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There weren't any tears
till you showed her the bill.
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She sounded pretty upset to me.
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She seems fine now.
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So you just left?
Her place was really that bad?
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You throw your jacket on a chair
at the end of the day.
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Like that, only instead of a chair,
it's a pile of garbage.
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And instead of a jacket,
it's a pile of garbage.
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And instead of the end of the day,
it's the end of time...
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...and garbage is all
that has survived.
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-Here.
-Wow. Thanks.
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So what happened?
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Nothing.
I had to get out of there.
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Next time, you take her
to your place.
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I tried that.
She says it has a weird smell.
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-What kind of smell?
-I don't know. Soap?
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-Listen, you like this girl, right?
-Yeah.
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-You want to see her again?
-Yeah.
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So you're going to have
to do it in the mess!
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Yeah, okay. You're right.
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I mean, who cares about
a little sloppiness?
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-It's endearing, really.
-All right!
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Now you go get that beautiful pig!
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I just spent the entire
afternoon looking for a present...
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...for Kathy that would be
better than the rabbit.
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Any luck?
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00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:53,030
Yeah, I found this great place
called "lnvisible Things for Kathy."
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Can you give me a hand
with all this stuff?
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Just return the book,
let Joey give her the clock pen...
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...and you get her
something worse than that...
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...Iike a regular pen.
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She's really going
to love this, you know?
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The bottom line is,
I want her to have it...
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...even if I don't get to be
the one who gives it to her.
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Honey, that's so sweet.
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You don't think it's just pathetic?
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Oh, "pathetic"!
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I've been looking all over for you.
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-Where?
-Our place. The hall.
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I got something for her.
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It's a book.
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A book?
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Is it a book that's also a safe?
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It's a book that's just a book.
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It's the Velveteen Rabbit.
It was her favorite as a kid.
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So just let me know
if she likes it, okay?
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You got it. Thanks for doing this.
I owe you one.
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There wasn't any change
from that twenty, was there?
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No, it came out to an even twenty.
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Wow. That's almost
as much as a new book.
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-You didn't get the money?
-Maybe I can try at intermission?
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You know what?
Let's just go.
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We're not leaving till we get paid!
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I don't know
who she thinks she is.
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I talked to the florist.
She didn't get paid either.
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Or the limo driver, or the priest, and he
can get the dead guy damned for all eternity.
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Well, I'm not going back out there.
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Fine. Enough is enough!
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Hey, widow?
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Widow?
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Excuse me? Excuse me!
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Thanks. Clearly this is
a very, very hard time for you.
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But we provided a service,
and we deserve to be paid...
237
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...because you ate that service.
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We are not leaving here until
we are paid every penny, because...
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...we're part-time caterers
and we have no place else to go.
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All right. I'll get my bag.
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Good.
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I'm going to leave some cards here.
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Please think of us
for your next event.
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So you want to come inside?
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Yes.
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00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,555
Yes, I do.
247
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,032
I'll be right back.
Make yourself comfortable.
248
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,427
Guess who?
249
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,089
Department of Sanitation?
250
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,392
It's me.
251
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:05,939
What?
252
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,044
Oh, Cheryl!
253
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:34,245
-It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!
-Oh, my God!
254
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,074
I'm so sorry.
I must have freaked out.
255
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,874
Thank God it's not Mitzi!
256
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,748
It's just a rat.
257
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,785
I did it!
258
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,485
I finished it!
I did it all by myself!
259
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,664
And there's nobody to hug.
260
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,855
Move!
261
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,034
Hey, you guys!
262
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,368
I finished it all by myself!
Hug me.
263
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,009
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
264
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,374
How did it go?
265
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:15,644
The widow wouldn't pay,
so Phoebe yelled at her till she did.
266
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,015
I'm a hard-ass.
267
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,293
And I'm a wuss.
We should be partners.
268
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,293
Hard-ass and wuss.
We could fight crime.
269
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,991
Wait a minute, Phoebe.
270
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,231
We should be partners.
271
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,538
We should be catering partners.
272
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,540
You're not working now,
and we have a great time together.
273
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,009
I cook and you take care
of the money.
274
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,910
It'll be like
I have a wife in the 50s!
275
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,481
How did she like the gift?
276
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,659
She loved it.
She's showing the girls right now.
277
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,088
Yeah? That's great.
278
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,626
I got to tell you...
279
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,731
...I feel bad taking credit
for this, because...
280
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,993
...am I going to get
a lot of credit for this!
281
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,009
-Happy birthday.
-Thank you.
282
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,646
You know, Chandler got you
a gift too.
283
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,447
No, he didn't.
284
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:25,154
Yeah, he did. Look,
it's right there on the counter.
285
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,554
Happy birthday.
286
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,897
I'm sorry.
287
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,035
You really didn't have to.
288
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:47,577
You think it's just a pen, but you
turn it over and it's also a clock.
289
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,543
No, this is great!
290
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:54,377
-Thank you, Chandler.
-Oh, yeah.
291
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,119
Want to go to bed?
292
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,185
I'll be in, in a minute.
293
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,890
Don't forget your coupon.
294
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,198
Good night.
295
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:19,208
Thank you for the gift.
296
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:24,408
I just knew that
sometimes when you're writing...
297
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:27,380
...you don't always
know the exact time.
298
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:32,049
No, I didn't mean the pen.
Thank you for the book.
299
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:34,650
The book?
300
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,451
The Velveteen Rabbit?
301
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:39,563
I have a feeling you had
something to do with it.
302
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:40,992
What do you mean?
303
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,593
When Joey gave it to me he said:
304
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:48,330
"This is because I know you like
rabbits, and I know you like cheese."
305
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,974
Thanks. I love it.
306
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:56,147
I know how hard
it must have been for you to find.
307
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:01,443
In case you missed that,
that sound was, "Oh, well."
308
00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:05,486
You must really like Joey
to go to all that trouble.
309
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,190
Oh, yeah. He's my
310
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:14,427
He's my best friend.
311
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,632
-Well....
-Good night.
312
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:31,110
Hey, that coupon expires, you know.
313
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:44,926
You don't know me.
I'm Monica Geller, Ross' sister.
314
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:48,428
You know, it's too bad
that didn't work out.
315
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,931
Anyway, he told me
about your apartment.
316
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,104
Well, I couldn't sleep
thinking about it.
317
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:59,533
So would it be okay
if I cleaned it?
318
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,773
I won't be able to sleep.
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