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I'm with the sitter right now.

She seems very professional, honey.

Babe, I swear.

She's just fine. I've talked to her the past few minutes. She seems great.

Everything's going to be okay.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, of course. She's met the twins already.

She set up a movie in the back and they're just watching her right now.

Babe, look, I'm trying to hurry up here so I can get down to you quicker. Just

let me wrap things up here.

All right, you're doing fine. Would you like to talk to her?

I don't know if I'd like to talk to you.

Uh, hello?

Hi, nice to meet you.

Uh, yeah, he told me where their snacks are.

Mm -hmm, that's right. I know. No sugar.

I promise that you have nothing to worry about. I've worked with kids for years.

The kids will be alright.

You guys have fun at the event tonight.

See?

Everything's under control.

Alright.

I'll be down there soon.

Love you.

Alright.

Sorry about that.

This is our first time leaving the kids alone with someone other than her mom,

so...

She's a little worried.

I promise you have nothing to worry about. The kids will be completely fine.

You guys just have fun tonight.

Thanks. I believe in you.

We shouldn't be out too late.

Where's your wife at?

I don't know. She's probably fucking the waiter or something.

Oh, no. Did you guys have a bad night?

No.

Well, yeah.

We just had one of our normal fucking nights, you know?

She just ends up getting hammered, gets super slutty.

She grabbed our waiter by the ball, started splashing her tits everywhere,

then I catch her in the bathroom making out with that waiter, and I...

When I caught them, she saw me and told me to fuck off, so I came home.

Oh, jeez. I'm sorry to hear that.

It's all good.

Do you want a blowjob, maybe?

What?

I mean, come on.

Sounds like you could use one. I mean, your wife sounds terrible.

If I had a babysitter who was offering me a blowjob, I'd take it.

Well, when you put it like that, it makes a lot of sense.

And, I mean, if you're offering, let's do it.

You're pretty good at that.

what you're doing.

That's why all the dads hire me.

Is that why?

Yeah.

Cool.

Thank you.

Oh, God. Oh, my.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck yeah, fuck me, oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

It was so good.

I want to feed it to you. I want to taste

it. I want to taste it.

Amazing Babysitter.

So you'll hire me again?

Yeah, definitely.