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He's so fine, he can't be seen Got everything that I

desire

What are you sitting back there for?

Come on.

I thought we had an understanding.

I don't want you sitting in the back. I have you sitting up at the front for a

reason. Yeah, so you can look over your skirt.

What's that, Captain?

Nothing.

Are you all looking forward to the exchange students coming this weekend?

Now, I know not everybody is a part of the exchange program, but...

You can all be a part of it if you help them, if you talk to them, if you show

them what a great place White Plains is.

Remember, they're coming from Spain, not Mars. They're just kids like you.

Okay, Julie, she passes out, will you?

Homework sheets.

Please complete these by tomorrow.

Now, Spanish isn't just a bunch of words that you gotta learn. It's a spoken

language. And we need to work on your pronunciation because the way some of

guys speak Spanish, you sound like retards.

So today, we're working on pronunciation.

Capisce? Capisce.

Okay. Now, I want you to repeat after me in English, but I want you to listen to

my accent.

Okay?

Drog mi chevi to the levi.

Drog mi chevi to the levi. That's good. Drog mi chevi to the levi. Drog mi chevi

to the levi. That's good.

Okay, have a great day.

Okay.

Take care.

Hey, Julie, there's a problem with your exchange student. Now, I don't know why,

but she can't come.

Another student is taking her place, but it's a boy. Now, I called your mother

today, and she seemed to think that it was a good idea, but she wanted me to

check with you first.

You mean he's staying with us? Now, this is a great opportunity for him and for

you. Now, I'd hate for you to miss out on this exchange program.

You're a great student. You'll get a lot out of this.

Who is he?

His name is Juan Jose Mundo.

So when I go to Spain, I have to stay with him there, too? We can figure that

out when you go to Spain in a few months, but these kids, they're coming

weekend. Well, it's weird.

So I can tell your mom that it's okay with you, right?

That is 73. He is too old to be running for re -election.

Today, as he headed up for his campaign stops in Michigan, reporters in

Washington asked... Do you need it?

No.

He was not.

I swear.

How old was he?

At least 20.

How was he looking at you?

Like he was hot for me.

And I flirted, too. When he asked me what I wanted, I said, do you prefer the

burger or the chicken? And when he said the burger, I said, okay.

I can't believe you did that.

I mean, he was making eyes at me the whole time.

I totally think he would have asked me out if my parents weren't there. Or my

brother. God, he was such a dick.

He sent back his fries because he said they were too crispy.

Seriously?

So obnoxious.

I know.

It was so embarrassing.

But we have to go back there. Now?

Yeah. Come on. It's right down the hill from me. We can just walk.

Okay, fine.

See you in ten.

Where are you going?

To Zant.

I can't believe you told Mr. De Silva I was okay about this exchange student. If

I said no, there would be no trip to Spain in February. Did you want that?

Debbie's going to freak out when she finds out a Spanish boy is staying in

bed.

If you want me to call Mr. De Silva, tell him to forget it. No, I don't. It's

just, I wish that when someone asked me for my opinion, they actually wanted it.

I've never done anything with a boy. What about that guy last summer at

Playland? Jeff?

Okay, I made that up.

Jeff was real.

It's just that nothing happened, okay?

He went in to kiss me and I just froze like panic or something.

I basically ran away.

You made the whole thing up. Well, kind of, okay? I never really kissed a boy.

Not in any way that would count.

I can't believe you never told me that.

Well, it's mortifying, because you wouldn't understand. You've done

You mean twice.

Okay. They asked for ID, and we left them at home. And don't ask for a

screwdriver. That's a dead giveaway.

Mm -hmm.

Ask what's on tap.

And don't smile, okay?

Mm -hmm.

Isn't he so fine?

Yeah. I could totally see you guys together.

Right? Mm -hmm.

You girls know what you want?

Uh, what do you got on tap?

On tap, we got Miller High Life.

Do you have pina colada?

Do you have ID?

Can I just get a Pepsi?

Me too.

No food.

I dare you to go talk to him.

What? Come on, I dare you. You have to.

You know you want to.

Do you remember me?

I was here the other night.

I was sitting over there.

I ordered a burger.

Oh, yeah, I remember.

Hold on.

You left these, right?

I saved them for you.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks.

He thought I left these here. Did you? No.

I guess he thought I was somebody else.

No way, Farnay. Those are sick.

Blessing in the sky.

They didn't tell you anything about me?

He's not some schmuck. He's not the son of Sam.

They're from a very nice Catholic school.

No.

No,

no, I am tired of you messing with my priestess. Your dad's a police.

I don't want to hear that crap.

Hey, Julie.

Hey, Jay.

They should have been here over an hour ago.

Well, maybe they're playing with us.

Julie! Thank you for being so accommodating with the changes. It's our

Juan, ¿vienes aquí?

Hello,

my name is Juan José Mundo. It is very nice to meet you.

If you have any questions or anything, Julie can help you.

You have to help him. I don't know how good his English is.

Oh, I think it is quite good, but it could also be better.

Oh!

Well, is there anything special you want to do in America?

I want to do everything.

I love America.

Cowboys and hamburgers and Uncle Jackson.

I want to see a bar fight and drink root beer.

It's so weird. There's a boy living in Debbie's room.

Well, is he cute?

Yeah. He dresses kind of gay.

Like boy George?

No, more like George Michael.

He looks like George Michael?

Oh, shit. I have to go.

I wanted to make something American.

I made meatloaf.

Meatloaf?

What is this?

It's just hamburger meat and breadcrumbs and stuff.

Yes.

Americans cook everything with hamburgers, no?

No, no, no. I'm very excited to try it.

Ah, wait. I almost forgot.

My mother wanted me to get you this.

This is a local wine from near where our family goes in the summer.

Near Valencia.

Do you have an opener?

Oh, yeah.

I like it.

I'm happy.

To America.

To America.

Last

time

I saw you drink was at Sammy's Bar Mitzvah.

You're Jewish?

Yes. My father was a Jew.

What does your father do?

He's a banker.

He's the only person I know who likes Ronald Reagan.

We're Democrat.

Walter Mondale.

Thank you, Barbara.

I have not had pasta in three colors before.

Does your mother cook?

Yes, yes. No, she cooks like this.

Simple food, but with more flavor, I think.

Hey Jules, can you please bring your Spanish kid over here?

Mine's just standing here.

It's weird.

Okay.

I'm going to a friend's house.

Want to come?

We used to walk to the pool together.

What's up with all these Spanish kids speaking better English than we do?

This is one.

It's the American basement of my dreams.

Hey, finally, finally. Thank you, a man with some good taste. Come on, let me

show you around.

I see, I see.

The best band ever. Do you play guitar?

Yeah. Okay, this is a royal artist from 1971.

Between you and I, it's a knockoff, but it sounds deaf.

I mean, I worked a whole month at Baskin -Robbins before that bad boy because

we're trying to get this band together, but none of us can really sing.

I can sing.

No way.

Yes, I sing in choir.

It's Thor's turn.

Now I can drink?

Right, yeah.

I picked you.

Auto -hosting one?

Yeah.

Adios, amigo.

Hey, guys, can you please use the ashtrays? I try to keep the carpet

Okay.

Okay. How come you got such a cool exchange, dude, and mine felt weird? Oh,

on. No, just be nice. He's shy.

Okay? Just be nice.

Okay. Hey, Eduardo.

Yep, you. Come on. Come over here.

Have you ever shotgun a beer before?

No? What is that?

Stay right here. I'll show you.

Hi.

Hi. Can you just hold this for me? Thank you. Are you sure it's a good idea?

You know, Pablo, in this, what you're going to do is you're just going to put

your mouth over this hole, and then you're just going to flip open the top.

Great.

Hey, hey, hey, buddy. Hey, what are you doing? No, no.

Not on the carpet. You're supposed to drink it, man.

What did you tell him?

I told him where the back room was.

Why'd you do that? I don't want to stay here waiting for him.

It's the make -out room.

Since when?

Since forever, Julie. Why you... What's the tone for?

Well, now I have to sit here and wait for him.

You make bacon?

Well, yeah.

And for me?

I didn't think you'd want any.

Come on, let's go.

Thank you for this very heavy breakfast, Baba.

Is something wrong?

No.

Okay.

Now, you may have noticed that we have some guests in class today.

These are the exchange students from Spain.

I want you all to welcome them and make them feel at home.

Don't mind them. They're just not used to seeing sophisticated boys from

Yes, Charlie?

I was just wondering if everyone in Spain dresses like a homo.

Okay, that's not funny.

Julie, can you please make sure that the Spanish kids get to where they're

supposed to be?

Gracias.

Want to meet me for lunch?

Do you know where my locker is?

We go home for lunch?

No, no, there's just a pizza place in town.

And what about siesta?

Oh, I don't know about that.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay.

Hi, Julie.

Oh, hi, Martin.

Remember you said you liked that song?

You know, that we heard that time in orchestra?

Well, I made you a tape with it.

Oh. And some other songs I thought you'd like.

Wow. A mixtape.

Yeah. It didn't take that long. No? Okay.

I wrote all the tracks down on the card inside.

Great.

I'll listen to them.

Thanks, Martin.

Okay. See you later.

See ya.

He's coming.

Everyone says that he's fly.

Everyone? Amy hooked up with Perry last night. I know. They're so cute together.

I know. I love Perry.

I just think it'd be hard to date a black guy.

Hey, Julie.

Are you going to IP?

Yeah. Hook me up with a ride?

Yeah. I got you.

Hi, Julie.

Hi, Juan.

Um, this is Suzanne.

Hello. What up?

Did you see those black kids dancing?

It was crazy, no?

Oh yeah, those guys are bitchin'. Bitchin'? Bitchin' what, what's that?

Bitchin'. You know, like, like radical.

Bitchin' and rad don't mean the same thing. Like, uh, like The Clash are a

and, uh, Halen is bitchin'. No, Van Halen is so cheesy.

You're deluded.

Eddie Van Halen is the best guitarist ever.

A guy who worships Loverboy.

Loverboy?

But they don't have Loverboy in Spain.

Are you serious?

Wait, that's crazy.

It's a sign!

I like it!

What's out of those?

Uh, that's ham and pineapple.

That's pepperoni. A piña?

I want that.

Ham and pineapple? Okay.

Hey, kid!

Get away from that thing!

I put my quarters in.

Oh, you gotta pull it hard.

Really put some elbow grease in.

Bang. Atta boy.

Excuse me, I have to. I know it's my homies.

And for you, sweetheart?

A ham and pineapple, please. Oh, my God, he's so... cute. He's like your coffee

dog or something.

No, he keeps following me around.

Well, what else are they supposed to do?

I can't take my makeup off at home or wear my comfy clothes around my house.

I couldn't eat dessert last night and you think I'm a total pig.

Maybe you're not ready for a relationship.

Hey, girl.

Hi, Pam.

How's it hanging?

Love your sweater.

Thanks. I bought it.

Julie, that Spanish boy is staying with you, right?

Yeah. Do you think you could help me with my Spanish? I could really use a

tutor. I don't think he's allowed to do that.

Why not?

I don't know. I mean, stupid, but he can't help me with mine either, so...

you need it.

All right.

Later.

That sweater is heinous.

Hey. Hey.

So what's happening with you and Perry?

Don't even joke. It's freaking me out. Why? Who's the bomb?

Tell me about it.

I really like him, but if my dad finds out, I'll have a total shit fit.

Because he's black?

Yeah. Oh, God, that's crazy. Does he even know Perry? He's valid for it.

Exactly. Like my dad could give two shits. He's black.

Stupid.

Juan, your pizza's here.

Ah.

Hey.

Hey. Yes, excuse me.

Oh.

I don't know why guys like her. I really don't.

Do you remember that she went all the way with John Wallman in fifth grade?

That's not true.

It's a fact.

Can you drive me somewhere after school?

Where? I have an address.

Okay.

Pam? Yes, I'm tutoring her for Spanish.

What is this?

Stupid commercial.

Don't they have commercials in Spain?

Yeah, but we have nothing similar to this.

America.

Things are fun here, you know.

What is this?

Uh, someone at school made a tape for me.

Your boyfriend?

Definitely not.

Are you sure he's not your boyfriend?

Do I look good?

Yeah. I mean, you're just helping her with Spanish, right?

Okay. I'll see you later.

She answers the door in full makeup with this casually flirty sweatshirt and her

shoulder showing.

Oh, my God.

Flash dance? Yeah, flash dance.

She is such a chap.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Do you carry a CB jacket?

Oh, yeah, over by equipment.

And do you know what else sucks?

It's not like she's going to get any better at Spanish, no matter how much he

tutors her. Julie, don't be naive.

He's not going to teach her anything. We're just going to fool around.

For real?

Why is it so easy for her?

Because she's a slut.

Well, I want to be a slut.

You are not a slut.

It's like being rich. You're either born with it or you're not.

Hey, Suzanne, five letters, all my children star.

Lucci.

I mean, he totally has a crush on you.

He made me a mixtape.

That means he's in love with you.

He looks like he was a test tube baby.

No, he's not that bad. He likes you.

I don't think Martin is my type.

You haven't been with any guys. How do you know what your type is?

I think Juanjo is my type.

No offense, but I think Martin is much more your type.

Thanks a lot.

Look, you saw what Pam did. She saw what you wanted, and she went for it.

Juan, who was only here for a couple weeks.

The regular rules don't apply.

Are we still getting together after work? Yeah. Yeah, where?

Your house.

Right, no way.

What about yours?

No can do. My little sister is there all the time.

Amy, is this guy bothering you?

No. It's okay. Thanks.

I'll meet you out front afterward, okay?

They're seniors.

Who is the girl in the jean outfit?

That's Gina Sackman. She's like the hottest girl in school.

I'll go see if they want to hang out with us.

Wait, wait!

Okay, so they don't want to hang out right now, but she's having a party

tonight, and we are invited.

No way.

Why not? Come on, Gina.

He's staying with me. I invited him, but I did not invite all these juniors.

All right, fine. You guys can come in, but this is a senior party. You've got

be mature.

This is already so much better than the junior parties.

Hey, Suzanne.

What are you doing here?

I don't know.

Coming to the parties.

Bobby's little sister.

All grown up.

He's, uh, here, by the way. No way.

He's always harshing my mellow.

You know, you should come down to the jungle room later, okay?

It should be clutch.

Okay.

What's a jungle room?

Oh, shit, there's Bobby.

What are you doing here? I'm just getting a drink.

No. No, no, no. You cannot be here. You have to go. It's a free country.

I was invited.

Just... Don't embarrass me. You are so conceited. Don't embarrass me.

Hey, Junior.

Hey. Hey.

Want a beer?

Yeah.

Suck my dick and you can have a beer.

What?

Did I stutter?

You want me to suck your dick?

What are you, a faggot?

We just want a beer.

We don't serve faggots here.

Okay, jeez.

Julie, Julie, come, come, come.

This is my house.

Debbie Gornick's little sister?

Hey, Rachel.

I miss Debbie.

I'm staying in Debbie's room.

No way.

Want to go to the jungle room?

Hey, do you want to take a shot?

Yes.

Cheers.

Hey, where'd you get the beer?

I just picked it up.

Is it yours?

Oh, no.

I just wanted one, too.

Okay, you won't.

Hold on. Okay.

It's warm.

Yeah. It's grody.

I'm Alex.

Oh. Gina's brother.

I don't recognize you from school.

I don't go to White Plains High.

Oh, where do you go?

Stepanak?

You're really pretty.

Yeah. You look like Ally Sheedy.

I love her.

Did you see War Games?

Yeah, I loved it. Me too.

I got a VHS player for my birthday. I have tons of movies.

Do you want to see?

Okay.

Got a lot of these in Chinatown, in the city.

That's why some of the covers are kind of weird.

That's cool.

It is?

You have endless love?

That's my sister's.

You're not like the other girls here.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I feel, like, comfortable around you.

You're really pretty.

You don't think I look too young?

I don't think so at all. You just look like you have a lot more going on

upstairs, I guess.

Can you take her home? Michael, stop.

You're only embarrassing yourself.

Come on, let's go.

I can't believe that he had a total hairy conniption.

What about Juanjo? Just forget it. We have to go. Nothing,

okay? Come on.

Sorry.

I woke you up?

No.

How's that?

What happened to your shirt?

I don't know.

Can I come in?

Uh, yeah.

Did you have fun?

Yes, yes.

It was fun.

American girls are crazy, you know?

Like how?

I saw you talking to a boy.

No. No?

No, I thought I saw you talking to a boy.

A nice girl like you should have all the boys talking to you.

Well, they don't.

What is the word in English?

I don't know.

What is it?

I'm asking you.

What does it mean?

You know, when you touch someone.

And I laugh.

Like this.

It tickles me. It tickles me.

My

little

Jordan.

He thinks of me like a sister. I want him to think of me like a girl.

Does he know that you're interested?

Definitely. I feel like there's so much going on between us.

Sexual chemistry?

Every time I think something's going to happen, it doesn't. And there's not much

time left. Because he's leaving in ten days.

Nineteenth caller.

Win tickets to Genesis.

Maybe he just doesn't want to ruin your relationship.

You're whack.

Guys want one thing, that's it, to get laid.

No, that's not true.

Not all guys are like that, just because you're a pervert.

You're like a walking after -school special.

I give you too much credit. Guys want sex.

Any romance they put on it so the girl will put out.

Says Mr.

Expert, who hasn't even gotten to third base.

Why don't you ask Lisa Kaplan?

Oh, you got to third with Lisa Kaplan? Yeah, and that's just the first girl

came to mind. Of the thousands of girls that you finger -fired? Hold on, hold

on, it's ringing, it's ringing.

It's your fault I didn't get those tickets.

Burn!

Look, you have to get Juanjo away from the girls at school, or you'll never get

a shot.

Mom, I was thinking about taking Juan to the city tomorrow.

That's a great idea. I could drive you in. We could go to the Met.

Actually, Mom, I just want to take Juan.

We can take the train.

The door is open.

Sorry, do you need to come in?

No, it's okay.

Hey! Diddy!

What's up, man?

Hey, Julie.

I hope it is okay. I invited Andy.

Hi.

He loves me.

I have been crucified with Christ.

It is no longer I who live, but Christ who lives in me.

And the life I now live in the flesh, I live by faith. He loved me and gave

himself for me.

Hey, hey, hey, pretty girl.

Want to go to a club tonight?

You're 19, right?

Yeah. Come to the club, the two.

Bring some of your girlfriends. You get right in.

Front of the line status of foxy girls like you.

Tell them Marcus sent you, okay?

I can't believe she did that.

Did what?

Nothing. Look, we should go to this tonight.

I can't go to it tonight. I have to go to work. Come on, don't be a wuss. No

do, Julie.

Fine, Juanmo.

Definitely.

Yeah, right. Your mom is never going to go for that.

You have to. I told my mom all your thing with you.

Maybe I can get Danny to cover for me.

Where's the club?

Uh, to 20 12th Avenue.

Meet us in the corner of 27th and 12th.

Okay, I'll meet you there at 8.

Oh, wait. Wait, I need something to wear.

What should I do? Go down to St. Mark's. They've got the baddest stuff Madonna

shops there.

I don't want too

many

creeps, too many creeps, too many creeps, too many creeps.

Too many trains.

Too many trains.

Maybe we should go in without her.

She probably just missed the train. She said she'd be here.

She can meet us inside.

Okay, I guess.

Hey, you guys.

The train was so late.

Why didn't you go in? We were waiting for you. You look bad.

Wait.

Yeah.

He said we could go to the front of the line.

Come on.

Hi, honey.

The line is over there.

Well, Marcus sent it. He said to tell you that.

Turn around.

Now you.

How old are you?

19.

Where does Marcus find you girls?

All right, go in.

Not him.

He's got to wait in line. Oh, come on. He's with us.

Yeah, come on.

Marcus said especially you should go in.

Yeah, right. Why is that?

Because look at him.

I'm gaping. You got the game. You're my hero.

naked. What?

He was getting out of the shower and I walked in by accident.

And there was a lot of hair around.

Hey, go ask that guy to get his drink.

Come on, I dare you.

No way. Come on.

It's a dare. You have to.

I hate you.

Buy us a drink.

All right, what do you want?

Two Long Island iced teas.

Hey, Minnie, two Long Island iced teas for the girls here. Put it on my tab,

okay?

You girls look like fun.

We are fun.

Yeah, I bet you are.

A couple of pretty girls like you.

What do you do?

What do I do?

I'm an impresario.

Oh. Yeah.

What is that?

I take people, sometimes nice girls like you, I make them famous.

You ever heard of a little singer named Barbara Roy?

I met her at a club just like this. I took her to meet Morris Levy. The rest

history.

You want to do some coke?

Yeah, you want to?

Hey!

Come on, let's dance.

Bye.

And I'm pushing you over it.

And I know it's bad.

But you're gonna go.

What do you want?

A Long Island iced tea.

You don't want that. How about we're having?

What is it?

You'll like it.

Thanks. Hey, wait a minute. Where are you going?

My friends are waiting. Come on.

I bought you a drink. What are you going to do for me?

Like what?

Stay and drink it.

We're having a good time, aren't we?

I'll finish your drink.

Cheers.

Jesus. I'm sorry.

Hey, come on. We're going to miss the last train.

Hey, are you kidding me?

Hi, sweetie.

Where's Juan?

I don't know.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Hi, Julie.

Hi.

I made you a mixtape.

Just thought I'd give it to you.

Thank you.

Hope you like it.

Oh, I'm very sorry. I was rehearsing with Andy.

I'm worried to be late.

You're rehearsing something?

Andy entered our band into the talent show.

I sing and Andy plays guitar.

Very good.

But we have a week to practice.

Chase is on bass and Sam is on drums.

Do you know him?

Sam Levy? Yeah, he used to live down the street. He was always burying things in

his backyard.

They moved to Gedney up the hill.

Nice house.

I love to see the decorations in each house here. I've never seen wallpaper

little bears on it.

You were at Lisa Nardelli's house?

We were studying.

But the houses are, I don't know how you say it in English, not tasting good.

De mal gusto.

Well, people like to put their personalities into their houses, don't

Maybe you...

talk to her. She says she won't stop calling until you talk to her.

Fine.

Hello. I'm sorry.

I can't believe you. I know, I know. I'm sorry.

How did that even happen?

After you fell asleep, you just knocked on the door.

And?

And I...

Followed him downstairs.

And you slept with him?

No, no, we just made out. You were naked when I came down this morning.

No, I swear, we just, we took our shirts off, but that was it. It was, it was

like second base.

And then we just fell asleep.

I don't want to believe you.

It's true, it was nothing.

I'm so sorry. You would do that.

Yeah, I know.

What happened when you woke up?

I can't stand you being mad at me.

It really meant nothing.

It was just for the moment.

I have to go.

What happened?

The other night, Perry took me on a date.

He was so sweet. He took me to the shack.

And they had waiters and everything.

It must have been, like, at least 30 bucks.

And Perry paid.

And he told me he loved me.

Yeah, well, that's so romantic.

I know, but one of my parents' friends were at the restaurant.

And they saw us.

And then they called my dad.

And he just...

Totally freaked.

I know.

I know. He says I can't see him anymore.

No, they can't do that. They can't just tell you that you can't see him. I mean,

they can't stop you. They can't?

I feel like they can.

No, we have to figure something out, okay?

You guys are in love, and that is way more important than racism.

Guys, I have been looking all over for you.

Bobby just told me that Juanjo got a BJ from Lisa Nardelli, and now Dave

Connolly found out, and it's pit.

No way. Yeah.

Wait.

Dave and Lisa are going out? Yeah.

So is it true?

How would I know?

Well, Bobby says that Juanjo is uncircumcised.

How would he know that if it isn't true? You probably know better than me.

I don't know. It was dark. I thought you said it was second base.

Well, you saw him in the bathroom that one time. Yeah, by accident. Well, is he

circumcised or not? I don't know. What difference does it make? Because if he

circumcised, that means the story isn't true. And personally, I don't think he

should get his ass kicked if he's been falsely accused.

be circumcised or not, because I don't know the difference.

Shit.

You know, I bet Lisa told Alison Vickers and Alison Vickers told everyone.

That bitch.

She's always left it after Dave.

I didn't know that.

How come you know that?

How can you be so smart and not know anything?

Come on!

Heard you had some fun yesterday.

What?

Chill out. You chill out.

I'm going to kick your ass. You understand that?

Wait, wait, Dave.

He didn't do it. What are you talking about? I don't know where you got your

information from, but it's wrong.

What happened?

You got a BJ from Lisa Nardelli. My girlfriend.

Tell him you didn't do it.

I didn't do it. I know it for a fact.

How would you know? Because he's uncircumcised.

How would I know that if it wasn't true? I don't know, Allison. How would you

know? Because he doesn't. He's not, okay?

I saw. He's circumcised, so he didn't do it.

You saw him naked?

Yeah.

How?

Get up, pussy!

Why do you have to be such a dick, Dave? He's not even from here. Yeah, he's

from Spain. He doesn't know our customs.

Why does he go back then?

What's wrong with you, Connelly?

Why didn't you do that last week when we were playing those pussies in

Scarsdale?

You all right, kid?

Now you two, shake hands and make up.

Shake hands and make up.

All right, enough of this nonsense.

I am not circumcised.

I figured.

Thank you for trying to defend me.

I wish it had helped.

So do I.

Julie, you do much for me.

I am... agradecido.

Grateful. Yes.

I love America.

People here say how they feel.

They have emotion.

They feel something, and when they want something, they take it.

I don't want to go home.

I feel like at home, no one understands me.

But in America, they understand.

Someone made you another mixtape? Yeah, no, it's okay. We don't have to listen

to it.

How is it that you don't have a boyfriend?

All of these boys are in love with you.

You probably know better than me.

Thanks for coming, Barbara.

I really don't know what to do.

I understand, but you have to be home by nine. If your dad calls after that, I

won't know what to say. I will be, I promise.

How do I look? You look so pretty.

You do.

That's romantic.

I wish you had a boyfriend. You're such a good person.

I wouldn't care if he was black.

Drink.

Hey, Juana.

Tonight's still the talent show.

Radical. What are you going to sing? Oh, I can't tell you. It's top secret.

Super, super, top super. But what I will say is that it's going to be wiki, and

there's going to be a party here afterwards.

Hey,

Eduardo.

Hey, come on. Come join us.

No, please, come on. Everyone's playing.

You have to.

Come on, Eduardo.

Please, come on. Eduardo.

Eduardo. Eduardo.

Now you drink Eduardo.

Yes, I'm just a little hit with fun. Okay. Thank you, Julie.

How did he do it?

I don't know.

In Spain, Juan Jose is not popular with girls or anybody.

Really? For three weeks, I'm sure he's fun.

But we've all known Juan our whole life.

Even now, I can see people getting tired by him.

You will love Bane, Julie.

Come to see me there.

I live in the city, in Madrid.

I thought you were out from Madrid. They all live in the suburbs.

I take the train to school because it is a good school.

All my friends are in the city. You will see.

You okay?

Excuse me.

Hey, hey, hey! Dude, dude! My carpet!

That's my carpet! You're ruffling on my carpet!

Fucking guy couldn't even make it to the bathroom.

Is Juanjo still in there?

Yeah, you may be in the mamada room, Julie.

What's a mamada room?

BJ.

Since when did it graduate from make -out room to mamada room? I don't know.

Last week or so.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I think that you are.

Um, can you cover me for a sec? Yeah.

Thanks for coming.

I almost didn't.

Do you remember the guy at the sports page, the cute waiter?

Yeah. Well, I went back there last night.

By yourself?

I tried calling your house.

I was at Andy's.

Anyway, I stayed until he closed, and then I went back to his place.

You went all the way with him?

Yeah, but I didn't really want to. So why'd you do it if you didn't want to?

Because he's older, and older guys expect more. He thought I was older.

It's not a big deal, okay?

Stupid.

But the stupidest thing is that I left my Fiorucci sweatshirt.

I have to get it back.

No, forget it. Are you kidding? It's Fiorucci.

I spent forever trying to save for that. Will you please come with me to get it?

Hey. Hey.

I just, I left my sweatshirt.

Is this your little sister?

No, this is my friend Julie.

Come in.

Stop throwing money out old windows. Put that money back in your home with

insulated window installation.

Why pay more?

Heat dollars escape even around new windows.

Because your stash weight pockets up.

You're always losing stuff, huh?

Like your sunglasses?

Oh, yeah.

Last night was fun.

Yeah? Yeah.

You want to do something?

What, now?

Yeah, we could just do a BJ.

My friend is waiting.

She'll be okay. They're just watching TV.

Hey, come on.

Don't leave me hanging.

I think that I should give him my number. I mean, he doesn't even have my

number. You're not giving him your number, okay?

Okay, but what if he wants to call me? Just forget it. He's a jerk.

You just don't know because you've never been with a guy. Well, I'd rather not

be with a guy than be desperate.

Well, at least I'm not a total prude.

That's obvious.

You think Juana was so great he screwed around with every girl in school?

You think I don't know that? Then why are you so obsessed with him? I don't

know!

Why are you being such a bitch all of a sudden?

I didn't even want to come here.

He's leaving in a couple of days and nothing's gonna happen and it's all my

fault.

If I can't get with Juanjo, I'll never get with anyone.

I'll just be one of those crazy ladies with cats and Tupperware.

It's okay.

You're still gonna stay with him in Spain, right?

Yeah.

Yeah?

He'll have another chance there.

I guess.

You want to see me? Julie, yes.

Senora Acevedo and I have been talking, and I remembered that you weren't too

thrilled being with Juan.

Oh, that was before. We know each other now, so it's fine.

Well, apparently his family is more conservative than yours, and they spoke

Senora Acevedo, she talked to me.

We had to make some changes. So you're going to be staying with Eduardo's

family, and Andy is staying with Juan's family.

Wait, but doesn't Juan have a say in this?

I don't know, but Senora Acevedo has told me that Eduardo's family will be a

much better experience for you.

Washed away were the things I wish I told

to you.

Oh my God, he totally did that to you.

Shut up. He totally did.

And through the sea foam, the tide pulls me from

the shore.

In my heart there'll be none.

until you come around once more.

Loser!

Thank

you,

Martin. And now...

Perry Newton and Amy Vesuvio.

They will be doing a scene from Romeo and Juliet.

Did you know that he was doing this?

No, he just said it was Shakespeare.

If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle fine is

my lips, to blessing pilgrims ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a

tender kiss.

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in

this. For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to

holy palmer. They're really good. And move not.

Yeah. By my prayer's effect, I take.

Shakespeare, my ass.

Sin from violence.

A trespass sweetly errors. Give me my sin again.

You kiss by the book.

and now all the way from madrid and white plains high school the moon

When you close your eyes and you go to sleep

Then it's down to the sound of a

heartbeat I can hear the things

that you're dreaming about Then you open up

your heart and the truth comes out

me tell me that you love me and I know that I'm right cause I

hear it in the night I hear the secrets that you keep

when you're talking in your sleep I hear the secrets that

you keep when you're talking in your sleep when I hold you in my

arms at night

Don't you know you're sleeping in the spotlight?

And all your dreams that you keep inside

You're telling me the secrets that you just

can't hide Tell me that you owe me

Just tell me that you need me

You tell me that you love me And I know that I'm right Cause I hear it in

the night I hear the secrets that you keep When you're talking

in your sleep Escucho los secretos que guardas When you're

talking in your sleep I hear the secrets that you keep

When you're talking in your sleep

It's a wine hose last night in America.

If I were to say to you, can you keep a secret?

Would you know just what to do or where to keep it? Then I'd say I love you,

foul a situation.

Hey girl, I thought we were the right combination.

You broke my heart.

You did, you did.

Go to the target. Then who said, you said, you said you're smart?

Stupid, stupid.

Shoot that poison arrow to my heart.

Shoot that poison arrow.

Shoot that poison arrow to my heart.

Shoot that poison arrow.

No rhythm in cymbals, no tempo in drums.

Love on arrival, she comes when she comes.

Right on the target, but wide of the mark.

What I thought. What was fire was only the fog that we did.

with him. Just forget it.

What happened?

I blew it, okay? I got nervous. I froze. I swear I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

Okay, calm down. You didn't ruin it.

Just go back in there. He's still in there. I'm not going back in there. What

your problem?

This is your chance.

Grow up already, Julie.

He is back there wanting you to just get over yourself and stop being such a

head case.

Because you know what?

You don't even like him that much. He is just a guy.

want because it doesn't matter. He's leaving tomorrow, so just go back in

and get him!

Come on!

You have to.

I dare you.

Thank you.

No way.

Yeah. You had sex with him? Everything but.

I am so proud of you.

Okay, I gotta go.

Love you. Bye.

Sorry, I had to pack.

We're leaving soon.

Okay.

I'll go get ready.

We're going to miss you, Juan.

It was such a pleasure having you with us.

Did you have a good time? Lee, Barbara, Julie.

I had the best time.

in exchange students can have.

Thank you very very much.

You were right to me.

Yeah.

We'll see each other in Spain.

Julie.

What can I say?

I don't know.

What?

Dude!

I'm gonna miss you, man.

Are you in Spain?

Dear Suzanne, I'm in Spain, staying with Eduardo's family, and I couldn't be

more happy about it.

Eduardo lives in the city, and Juanjo lives out in the suburbs, so I really

lucked out. I hardly even see him, which is good, because he's actually kind of

a loser here.

Eduardo's family is really nice, and he has an older brother, Fernando, who is

so fine.

But I'm running out of room on here.

Love you, Julie.

Dear Julie, I know it's only been a week since you left, but there's a lot going

on here.

First of all, Amy's dad caught her and Perry again, and he took her out of

school and put her in good counsel.

She's so pissed.

Like, how is Catholic school going to make her fall out of love with Perry?

He still picks her up after school whenever he doesn't have football

and they went to the last game together, which we won. Go Tigers!

Since Chase took over singing in the Moondogs, He's become a total dickwad.

wants people to call him the kid.

Such an egomaniac. He's really not a good singer. Well, at least not as good

Guanto was.

Saving the best for last.

Remember Danny at the ski shop?

He asked me out a few days ago, and we're totally dating now.

He drives a Corvette, which is really cool.

Bobby thinks it's stupid, but it's not.

Last night his parents weren't home, and we made out in their hot tub with Chaka

Khan playing.

It was so romantic and sexy.

What older brother?

Can't believe you left me hanging with that.

I want to hear everything.

Come back to me.

Love you, Suzanne.

Dear Suzanne, I feel like I lived a whole life away from you.

Fernando and I are in love.

He's Eduardo's older brother that I was telling you about.

Can't wait to tell you everything.

Thamel? Julie?

Hello?

You're back!

You look amazing!

Alright. Come on, let's go to the photo mat.

I have so much to tell you.

Hey, Julie, you look good.

Can you have these in an hour?

I'll try.

Really? It says an hour.

Yeah, I know.

What happened with Juanjo? I was so over him. I don't know what I was thinking.

The thing about Juanjo is he only thinks about himself.

Like, he's the star in his own movie.

In Spain, he has almost no friends. Really?

Yeah, and his parents are really strict.

I had dinner over there with him and Andy, and it was so awkward.

Andy had the worst time.

And Fernando?

Well, and for Nat. You are so in love.

He's so cute. But, like, he's more my kind of cute, I guess. He's 19, so he's

really mature.

I told you about older guys.

Yeah. He took me to dinner. And he was, like, asking if I was okay when we were

hanging out with his friends.

And he listens to what I have to say.

And he thinks about me.

All the time.

You went all the way.

He said he loved you?

We both did. Oh, that is so great.

He might be coming over in the summer.

If you can afford it.

Thank you, Chase.

I want to see a picture.

Okay.

Oh, he's so cute.

I know.

Look. Oh.

And he made me a mixtape.

Isn't that the best?

I wonder why.

Take it all, just take it all

The table turns when I look into your eyes.

can take it all just take it

Make your move