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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,606 --> 00:00:08,813 When you're in prison, 2 00:00:08,939 --> 00:00:12,490 nobody trusts you to do the simplest things you used to take for granted. 3 00:00:15,608 --> 00:00:17,220 I don't understand why they're so touchy 4 00:00:17,345 --> 00:00:19,289 about us having our own nail clippers. 5 00:00:19,415 --> 00:00:21,008 Yeah, seems kind of silly. 6 00:00:21,134 --> 00:00:24,474 But last year an inmate used a pair to cut off another guy's arm. 7 00:00:25,101 --> 00:00:26,321 Took a week and a half. 8 00:00:26,872 --> 00:00:28,124 Big lawsuit. 9 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:30,026 Oh, I forgot. 10 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,090 I'm supposed to take you to the warden. 11 00:00:32,223 --> 00:00:32,900 The warden? 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,582 Yeah, I got so caught up watching you cut your nails, I lost track of time. 13 00:00:36,717 --> 00:00:39,758 Do you mind if I tell him we're late 'cause you resisted a little? 14 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:43,852 - I guess not. - Oh, great. Thank you so much. 15 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,451 Got make it believable. 16 00:00:49,067 --> 00:00:51,221 No, no, no, don't rub it. It only makes it worse. 17 00:00:51,357 --> 00:00:54,441 It hurt to get maced in the eyes, but Randy missed me so much, 18 00:00:54,575 --> 00:00:56,463 he felt like he'd been maced in the heart. 19 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,640 So hoping to join me in prison, he stole a car. 20 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,083 Oh, my God, I'm stealing a car! 21 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:06,292 I'm stealing a car! 22 00:01:06,845 --> 00:01:08,461 Come and get me! 23 00:01:08,847 --> 00:01:10,521 Then he waited to get arrested. 24 00:01:11,807 --> 00:01:12,943 And waited... 25 00:01:28,057 --> 00:01:29,121 ...and waited. 26 00:01:30,626 --> 00:01:32,882 And after three days, he gave up. 27 00:01:34,878 --> 00:01:37,481 Then Randy had another not so good idea. 28 00:01:40,085 --> 00:01:42,163 Excuse me, officer. What's the name of that killer 29 00:01:42,297 --> 00:01:44,481 that's killing all the people at truck stops? 30 00:01:44,618 --> 00:01:45,742 The Truck Stop Killer. 31 00:01:45,895 --> 00:01:47,893 Oh, yeah. That's me. 32 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,441 We already caught that guy. 33 00:01:51,667 --> 00:01:53,230 See that graffiti over there? 34 00:01:53,355 --> 00:01:54,290 I did that. 35 00:01:54,516 --> 00:01:55,142 Really? 36 00:01:56,105 --> 00:01:57,231 Hey, that's nice work. 37 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,140 My wife's been looking for somebody to do a mural in the baby's room. 38 00:02:00,277 --> 00:02:01,712 Would you do it for 50 bucks? 39 00:02:05,818 --> 00:02:08,273 Randy, they're not going to send you to prison for slapping a cop. 40 00:02:08,407 --> 00:02:09,171 And even if they did, 41 00:02:09,306 --> 00:02:11,670 you know the odds you'd be sent to the same place as Earl? 42 00:02:12,238 --> 00:02:13,052 Seven. 43 00:02:13,715 --> 00:02:14,553 Seven what? 44 00:02:15,256 --> 00:02:17,000 Seven going to prisons? 45 00:02:17,308 --> 00:02:18,372 That don't even make sense. 46 00:02:18,496 --> 00:02:19,333 Twelve? 47 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:21,170 I'm going to bail you out 48 00:02:21,295 --> 00:02:22,870 because I promised Earl I'd take care of you, 49 00:02:23,007 --> 00:02:24,373 and I'm a woman of integrity. 50 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:28,192 Just be thankful your brother's in prison for a felony I committed. 51 00:02:30,415 --> 00:02:32,082 My uncle once slapped a cop. 52 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,121 He got 12 years in the penitentiary. 53 00:02:34,537 --> 00:02:36,041 Guess what color he was. 54 00:02:36,168 --> 00:02:36,943 Lucky. 55 00:02:37,646 --> 00:02:39,300 Oh, wait, that's not a color. 56 00:02:39,757 --> 00:02:40,601 As warden, 57 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:43,941 Jerry Hazelwood was responsible for overseeing the prisoners. 58 00:02:44,075 --> 00:02:46,733 Thing was, he didn't like seeing prisoners. 59 00:02:47,216 --> 00:02:48,693 You wanted to see me... 60 00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:49,952 Warden? 61 00:02:50,356 --> 00:02:51,120 Sir? 62 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,571 Sir, Warden? 63 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:56,981 Well, hey, nice work on... 64 00:02:57,116 --> 00:03:00,473 helping that camden scout fella make his parole a couple days ago. 65 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,700 As a reward, 66 00:03:01,898 --> 00:03:05,700 I would like to give you a certificate for one week off your prison sentence. 67 00:03:06,118 --> 00:03:09,330 And a coupon for 20% discount at the prison store. 68 00:03:09,978 --> 00:03:12,020 Wow, a week off my sentence. 69 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,090 Plus, I like those coffee mugs they sell. 70 00:03:15,277 --> 00:03:17,820 And I always thought they were about 20% too much. 71 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:19,812 Well, you were a big help. 72 00:03:20,496 --> 00:03:22,770 Lord knows, I need all the help I can get. 73 00:03:22,896 --> 00:03:26,411 Don't tell anyone, but this being a prison warden, it's hard. 74 00:03:26,548 --> 00:03:28,392 The warden used to have a pretty sweet life. 75 00:03:28,528 --> 00:03:31,050 Then his wife became governor and ruined all his fun. 76 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,851 Jerry and I are honored to be living in the governor's mansion 77 00:03:33,987 --> 00:03:37,312 and to be a part of its distinguished history... 78 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,090 Oh, Jerry. 79 00:03:40,228 --> 00:03:40,993 What? 80 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:42,593 I have underwear on. 81 00:03:42,718 --> 00:03:45,272 And so the governor decided to get Jerry a job. 82 00:03:45,405 --> 00:03:47,571 Unfortunately, the first job didn't work out. 83 00:03:47,707 --> 00:03:49,872 Training? These guys don't need training. 84 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:52,833 We're the national guard. We're never going to fight in a war. 85 00:03:54,217 --> 00:03:55,801 So his wife made him a warden. 86 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:57,801 But he just kept making mistakes. 87 00:03:58,318 --> 00:04:00,302 Like letting a company hire prison labor 88 00:04:00,427 --> 00:04:03,442 to make something that probably shouldn't be made inside a prison. 89 00:04:08,058 --> 00:04:11,682 And there was his mandatory "bring your daughter to work day." 90 00:04:15,498 --> 00:04:17,082 And I bet with that ladder incident, 91 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:20,562 nobody talks about the 740 inmates that didn't escape. 92 00:04:20,697 --> 00:04:22,512 Oh, I like that. 93 00:04:22,938 --> 00:04:25,060 You're a prison-half-full kind of guy. 94 00:04:25,295 --> 00:04:25,961 Anyway... 95 00:04:26,097 --> 00:04:28,200 I've got this problem with these two gangs. 96 00:04:28,325 --> 00:04:31,792 It's kind of an ebony-ivory sort of thing. 97 00:04:32,058 --> 00:04:36,373 Only the ivory is a spanish gang, so it's ebony and spanish. 98 00:04:36,495 --> 00:04:39,283 The gangs the warden was talking about had one thing in common. 99 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:40,373 They hated each other. 100 00:04:40,495 --> 00:04:42,402 So, the warden tried to keep the peace 101 00:04:42,537 --> 00:04:44,781 by taking the leader of the latin gang, Hector, 102 00:04:45,346 --> 00:04:47,191 and the leader of the black gang, Jamal, 103 00:04:47,318 --> 00:04:49,841 and locking them in solitary together for a month. 104 00:04:50,786 --> 00:04:54,072 The warden was a big fan of that TV show The Odd Couple, 105 00:04:54,207 --> 00:04:57,410 and thought if it didn't work out, then at least there'd be some laughs. 106 00:05:04,175 --> 00:05:06,093 All right, open it up. 107 00:05:06,658 --> 00:05:10,440 Sure enough, after a month together, they hated each other more than ever 108 00:05:10,567 --> 00:05:12,251 and the gang violence continued. 109 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:14,702 You get these two gangs to stop fighting, 110 00:05:14,835 --> 00:05:17,103 I'm going to give you another certificate. 111 00:05:17,378 --> 00:05:20,922 This time, for one month off your sentence. 112 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:22,691 A month? 113 00:05:23,515 --> 00:05:24,342 I'm in. 114 00:05:24,508 --> 00:05:26,803 All right, just a little word of advice. 115 00:05:27,336 --> 00:05:29,892 These fellas can smell fear. 116 00:05:30,356 --> 00:05:32,810 You got to let them know who's boss from Jump Street. 117 00:05:32,948 --> 00:05:34,483 You got to stand taller than they do, 118 00:05:34,617 --> 00:05:36,703 you got to speak louder than they do, 119 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:39,441 you got to be tougher than they are, you got... 120 00:05:43,586 --> 00:05:45,570 The warden was going to give me another certificate 121 00:05:45,697 --> 00:05:48,631 for time off my sentence if I could stop the gangs from fighting. 122 00:05:48,857 --> 00:05:51,603 First thing I had to do was figure out what started it. 123 00:06:22,705 --> 00:06:23,543 Balls. 124 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,950 And so I convinced the warden to get another ball. 125 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:30,820 That way both gangs could play and everyone would be happy. 126 00:06:46,476 --> 00:06:47,540 More balls. 127 00:06:57,408 --> 00:06:58,452 Too many balls. 128 00:06:59,466 --> 00:07:00,303 Hey, Earl. 129 00:07:00,815 --> 00:07:02,990 Your ex-wife and current brother are here to see you. 130 00:07:03,128 --> 00:07:04,400 They, uh, they look mad. 131 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:07,830 Why can't people just be nice to each other, Ron? 132 00:07:07,966 --> 00:07:09,660 People need guarding, Earl. 133 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:11,273 That's all I know about them. 134 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:17,851 I had to go bail out this dummy and miss my Brazilian wax. 135 00:07:17,987 --> 00:07:20,530 If I go into labor now, I'm gonna be all stubbly on my home video. 136 00:07:20,668 --> 00:07:22,242 I didn't ask you to bail me out. 137 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,231 You could have gone to Brazil if you wanted. 138 00:07:24,366 --> 00:07:25,483 It's so humiliating. 139 00:07:25,617 --> 00:07:27,513 The police thought Randy was my husband. 140 00:07:27,645 --> 00:07:30,403 Although they thought Darnell was my driver that was kind of flattering. 141 00:07:30,997 --> 00:07:31,981 I miss you, Earl. 142 00:07:32,107 --> 00:07:33,273 It's all he ever talks about. 143 00:07:33,396 --> 00:07:34,730 He's making me crazy. 144 00:07:34,883 --> 00:07:36,270 Randy, I miss you, too, but 145 00:07:36,403 --> 00:07:40,312 you got to get used to the fact that we can't be together right now. 146 00:07:41,547 --> 00:07:42,748 I brought us a snowball. 147 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,001 We can unscrew it, and I'll eat the top, and you can eat the inside. 148 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:48,512 Kind of like we used to do when we were... kids. 149 00:07:48,638 --> 00:07:51,590 Oh, God, somebody turned the sprinkler on again. 150 00:07:51,726 --> 00:07:52,362 Shut up! 151 00:07:52,496 --> 00:07:53,102 You shut up. 152 00:07:53,236 --> 00:07:55,151 Unfortunately, living in the trailer together 153 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,261 wasn't any easier for Joy and Randy then 154 00:07:57,386 --> 00:07:59,882 living in solitary was for Hector and Jamal. 155 00:08:00,937 --> 00:08:02,033 Knock it off. 156 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,293 Both of you. 157 00:08:04,608 --> 00:08:05,472 Randy, 158 00:08:05,607 --> 00:08:08,930 I want you to look at Joy and find one nice thing to say about her. 159 00:08:09,487 --> 00:08:10,442 Go on. 160 00:08:12,807 --> 00:08:13,672 Well, 161 00:08:14,457 --> 00:08:16,631 I suppose she does have a nice rack. 162 00:08:17,827 --> 00:08:19,063 Was that so hard? 163 00:08:20,135 --> 00:08:22,623 Now, Joy, you say something nice about Randy. 164 00:08:22,867 --> 00:08:23,751 Well... 165 00:08:25,348 --> 00:08:27,861 he has been remembering more to flush the toilet, 166 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,601 especially after a big job. 167 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,550 - I'm trying - And I appreciate that. 168 00:08:33,176 --> 00:08:36,062 It was working. And suddenly, I had an idea. 169 00:08:36,406 --> 00:08:37,982 Ron, I have to see the warden. 170 00:08:38,377 --> 00:08:40,222 What? You're leaving? What about our snack? 171 00:08:40,358 --> 00:08:42,623 Sorry, Randy, I'll have to take it with me. 172 00:08:43,515 --> 00:08:44,852 Is that a snowball, Earl? 173 00:08:45,116 --> 00:08:45,942 Sure is, Ron. 174 00:08:46,077 --> 00:08:47,453 I love snowballs. 175 00:08:47,577 --> 00:08:48,972 Especially the top part. 176 00:08:49,426 --> 00:08:50,382 Really? 177 00:08:50,677 --> 00:08:52,540 'Cause I only like the insides. 178 00:08:53,638 --> 00:08:54,550 Here you go. 179 00:08:54,738 --> 00:08:55,712 Thank you. 180 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:03,511 Stupid bad-guy zookeeper is eating my snowball. 181 00:09:03,645 --> 00:09:06,943 The warden was happy to let me use his office to try my experiment. 182 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,242 Mostly 'cause it meant he could leave and go see a movie. 183 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:12,553 Thanks for agreeing not to kill each other while we try to work this out. 184 00:09:13,597 --> 00:09:17,271 Now, Hector, I want you to say one nice thing about Jamal. 185 00:09:23,085 --> 00:09:25,923 You don't want to be photographed saying something nice about your enemy, 186 00:09:26,055 --> 00:09:26,823 is that it? 187 00:09:31,478 --> 00:09:32,283 Fine. 188 00:09:32,696 --> 00:09:34,202 I'm not giving up on you guys. 189 00:09:34,757 --> 00:09:36,653 We're going to stay here as long as it takes for... 190 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:41,371 So... 191 00:09:42,358 --> 00:09:43,503 you're kissing. 192 00:09:44,356 --> 00:09:45,470 What's with that? 193 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,720 I'm not going to lie anymore. 194 00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:50,741 Jamal is my everything. 195 00:09:52,116 --> 00:09:53,793 I can't hear that enough. 196 00:09:54,047 --> 00:09:57,603 Then they explained what really happened in solitary that month. 197 00:09:58,008 --> 00:09:59,830 First, they did fight. 198 00:10:00,497 --> 00:10:03,003 But after a few days they were worn out. 199 00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:05,192 At the beginning, it was awkward. 200 00:10:06,018 --> 00:10:07,773 Eventually they started talking. 201 00:10:08,027 --> 00:10:10,181 And it turned out they had a lot in common. 202 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:13,690 Both of them didn't like spiders or negative people 203 00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:15,442 or being startled while taking drugs. 204 00:10:15,578 --> 00:10:16,450 It sucks. 205 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,753 It does suck. 206 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,653 And a few days later, well, it was a relationship. 207 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,250 You have incredible eyes. 208 00:10:24,476 --> 00:10:29,123 Fierce like an eagle, but soft like a water bed. 209 00:10:30,217 --> 00:10:33,161 Oh, Papi... 210 00:10:34,825 --> 00:10:36,642 When their time in solitary was up, 211 00:10:36,765 --> 00:10:38,903 they knew they'd have to keep their feelings secret 212 00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:42,231 so as to not undermine their authority as vicious gang leaders. 213 00:10:42,797 --> 00:10:45,013 Well, I guess this is it then. 214 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,433 I'm sad. 215 00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:49,593 This time together has been so special for me. 216 00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:50,953 I'm sad. 217 00:10:51,378 --> 00:10:53,282 All right, open it up. 218 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,443 - I'll see you in my dreams. - I'm sad. 219 00:11:04,725 --> 00:11:07,443 And so they pretended to still hate each other. 220 00:11:10,715 --> 00:11:13,903 They couldn't be together, but they couldn't stand to be apart. 221 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:16,710 When their longing for one another got too great, well, 222 00:11:16,838 --> 00:11:19,100 they got together the only way they could. 223 00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:29,800 I missed you. 224 00:11:29,935 --> 00:11:31,451 Squeeze my buttocks. 225 00:11:33,697 --> 00:11:35,052 So you make your gangs fight 226 00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:37,322 just so you can have a few seconds together? 227 00:11:37,936 --> 00:11:40,443 In fairness, they also enjoy fighting. 228 00:11:41,507 --> 00:11:44,180 You guys should just be honest about how you feel. 229 00:11:44,568 --> 00:11:46,482 You could be prison role models. 230 00:11:46,736 --> 00:11:48,283 We could use more of those. 231 00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:49,240 Or one. 232 00:11:49,717 --> 00:11:51,503 You know what, Hector, I think he's right. 233 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:52,382 I want to be honest. 234 00:11:52,516 --> 00:11:54,592 I'm sick of living in the shadows. 235 00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:57,272 Puss, we've talked about this. 236 00:11:57,507 --> 00:11:58,951 My gang will never accept you. 237 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:02,343 So what, I'm not good enough for them? 238 00:12:02,468 --> 00:12:04,880 You're just not the right color, Jamal. 239 00:12:05,046 --> 00:12:06,430 Plus the gay thing. 240 00:12:06,568 --> 00:12:07,740 They'll think it's icky. 241 00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:12,200 Well, I need more from you than just an occasional punch in the throat. 242 00:12:12,335 --> 00:12:14,163 If I can't have that, then I don't want anything. 243 00:12:14,297 --> 00:12:14,891 Jamal... 244 00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:16,013 Don't. 245 00:12:18,626 --> 00:12:22,150 But you guys aren't going to fight anymore, right? 246 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:26,722 Unfortunately, Jamal felt scorned, and that meant all-out war. 247 00:12:30,156 --> 00:12:33,152 Oh, man, I got a spoon last time. 248 00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:36,822 Hopefully, the guy you're fighting has soup. 249 00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:40,120 Now just so we're clear. 250 00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:42,152 You'll only get a month-off certificate 251 00:12:42,276 --> 00:12:44,452 if you increase the peace, not decrease it. 252 00:12:44,588 --> 00:12:47,183 - That I could have done on my own. - Sir, I'm doing my best. 253 00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:50,813 Your best has gotten me an infirmary full of stab wound victims, 254 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,253 not to mention a guy with a bucket stuck on his head. 255 00:12:53,376 --> 00:12:55,512 They're not sure that thing's ever going to come off, Earl. 256 00:12:55,646 --> 00:12:58,002 Yeah, they're already calling him "bucket head." 257 00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:00,353 I'll level with you. 258 00:13:00,765 --> 00:13:03,790 I have a fraternity reunion coming up, and if I'm not employed, 259 00:13:03,926 --> 00:13:07,092 Slimecracker and Man-boobs are gonna tease the crap out of me. 260 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,823 I'll fix it. 261 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,720 While things were getting worse in prison, 262 00:13:13,856 --> 00:13:16,072 they were finally getting better for Joy and Randy. 263 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,140 Joy, I have a question and Darnell won't help me. 264 00:13:19,678 --> 00:13:21,170 It's a book, Randy. 265 00:13:21,415 --> 00:13:22,281 I know. 266 00:13:22,617 --> 00:13:26,180 I figure the only way I can be with Earl is to try to become a prison guard. 267 00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:28,370 I think it's a dangerous job for him. 268 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,572 I mean, look at his reaction time. 269 00:13:30,725 --> 00:13:32,810 Randy, I'm going to slap you. 270 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,283 He's like a snake in winter. 271 00:13:40,948 --> 00:13:42,902 Is this a full-time job that'll get you out of the house 272 00:13:43,037 --> 00:13:44,751 so I don't stare at you sitting on my couch all day 273 00:13:44,876 --> 00:13:46,522 like a uncooked biscuit? 274 00:13:47,218 --> 00:13:47,890 Yes. 275 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,422 And part of what you just said hurt my feelings. 276 00:13:51,777 --> 00:13:53,101 I'm sorry, Randy. 277 00:13:53,608 --> 00:13:55,871 Let me make up for it, by helping you study. 278 00:13:55,998 --> 00:13:57,270 We'll start slow. 279 00:13:58,427 --> 00:14:02,101 "True or false: If I was held hostage, I would sue the city." 280 00:14:03,907 --> 00:14:04,782 False? 281 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,480 That's right. 282 00:14:10,986 --> 00:14:15,032 If I was going to fix the gang problem, I needed to fix the romance problem. 283 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,520 I started by stealing Jamal's sweaty shirt. 284 00:14:22,225 --> 00:14:24,170 Since Jamal was the one feeling scorned, 285 00:14:24,307 --> 00:14:26,350 I had to get Hector to make the first move. 286 00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:43,301 Lights out. 287 00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:50,770 Next I talked to Homer, who works in the prison laundry. 288 00:14:50,897 --> 00:14:53,501 Other than once killing nine people on a party boat, 289 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,981 he's a real nice guy. 290 00:15:22,736 --> 00:15:23,781 Thanks, man. 291 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,071 While Hector was watching Jamal lick his ice cream, 292 00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:42,032 Randy was hoping he could lick his prison guard test. 293 00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:47,983 Then he waited for the results. 294 00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:50,503 Are you Randy Hickey? 295 00:15:51,378 --> 00:15:53,371 Tell me I didn't get that one wrong. 296 00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:55,792 Mr. Hickey, you scored 55%. 297 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,941 I think I'd like to play the race card. 298 00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:00,831 How do I do that? 299 00:16:01,055 --> 00:16:03,552 Randy might not have gotten the results he wanted, but 300 00:16:03,768 --> 00:16:05,883 it looked like I was starting to get the results I wanted. 301 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:07,492 I miss Jamal. 302 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,290 Go talk to him. 303 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,740 Tell him you want him back. 304 00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,701 And then your gangs can stop fighting. 305 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,381 Nah, I can't go over there. 306 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,951 His people will kill me. 307 00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:20,123 You tell him. 308 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,001 I'll write down what I want you to say. 309 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,570 All right, but... 310 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,843 since I have to read this, nothing too embarrassing. 311 00:16:27,168 --> 00:16:29,793 "You're my pouty-lipped he-slut. 312 00:16:30,585 --> 00:16:32,991 My chocolate-covered man Candy." 313 00:16:34,646 --> 00:16:36,892 You know what, I'm going to just cut to the chase. 314 00:16:37,016 --> 00:16:39,521 Hector's sorry, and he wants you back. 315 00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:41,893 He broke my heart, Earl. 316 00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:43,693 I can never trust him again. 317 00:16:43,945 --> 00:16:45,271 Tell him it's over. 318 00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:48,351 Then kiss him hard for me and squeeze his nipples. 319 00:16:48,488 --> 00:16:49,572 He likes that. 320 00:16:52,695 --> 00:16:53,710 That's all he said? 321 00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:54,793 "It's over"? 322 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:55,742 Yep. 323 00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:58,163 But that's no reason to keep fighting. 324 00:16:58,565 --> 00:16:59,822 These things happen. 325 00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:02,451 Sometimes people just can't be together. 326 00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:04,443 I can't live without him, Earl. 327 00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:07,633 Well, there's times we all have to live without the people we love. 328 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,743 That's what sadness is all about. 329 00:17:10,288 --> 00:17:12,390 Would you want to live in a world without sadness? 330 00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:15,201 Without sadness, we wouldn't know joy or 331 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:18,193 love and love is what makes life worth... 332 00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:26,992 Tell Jamal... I'll always love him. 333 00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:31,930 Hector, where you going? 334 00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:33,810 We're all lining up for lunch. 335 00:17:33,948 --> 00:17:35,533 Come on, fish sticks. 336 00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:43,152 It turned out Hector would rather die then live without Jamal. 337 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,272 And seeing that made Jamal realize that 338 00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:48,172 he couldn't live without Hector either. 339 00:17:54,537 --> 00:17:56,581 So he tried to get him off the fence. 340 00:17:58,165 --> 00:17:59,211 Jamal's gang assumed 341 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,282 he was just beating their sworn enemy as he was being electrocuted, 342 00:18:02,405 --> 00:18:03,971 which they thought was cool. 343 00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:09,683 Hector, you crazy fool. 344 00:18:09,817 --> 00:18:11,573 I can't go on without you, Jamal. 345 00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:14,200 Then be with me. Always. We'll find a way. 346 00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:15,480 I love you. 347 00:18:15,698 --> 00:18:19,223 And you're the first thing I've ever said that to that I haven't killed. 348 00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:21,920 Yeah! 349 00:18:22,055 --> 00:18:23,483 Get him! 350 00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:25,682 Get him! 351 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,663 Stomp him! 352 00:18:26,797 --> 00:18:27,880 Get him! 353 00:18:28,836 --> 00:18:30,022 Oh, my God. 354 00:18:33,038 --> 00:18:34,753 With Hector and Jamal back together, 355 00:18:34,888 --> 00:18:36,893 I convinced the warden to let them use his office 356 00:18:37,026 --> 00:18:39,803 once a month to work out the gang's differences, 357 00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:41,240 alone and in private. 358 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,063 That sounds like it's gonna be a tough negotiation. 359 00:18:44,285 --> 00:18:46,761 I would not want to be in the middle of those two. 360 00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:47,560 Nope. 361 00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:49,630 'Cause they're definitely fighting in there. 362 00:18:49,766 --> 00:18:52,550 That's-that's what's happening. Two straight guys fighting. 363 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:56,003 And with Hector and Jamal able to be together every month, 364 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:59,620 the gang violence stopped and I earned another month off my sentence. 365 00:18:59,925 --> 00:19:01,530 Congratulations, Earl. 366 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,863 So what are you going to do with your five weeks off? 367 00:19:05,015 --> 00:19:07,070 Well, it's almost two years away, so... 368 00:19:07,195 --> 00:19:08,530 Fine, don't tell me. 369 00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:10,000 We'll just be work friends. 370 00:19:10,447 --> 00:19:11,403 I get it. 371 00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:47,772 It felt good to see everyone on the yard finally getting along. 372 00:19:47,906 --> 00:19:51,742 It also felt good to realize that no matter how difficult it may be, 373 00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:55,552 if two people really want to be together, well, they'll somehow find a way. 374 00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:56,590 Hey, Earl. 375 00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:57,981 Hey, Randy. 376 00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:00,071 Randy?! 377 00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:02,700 I took the guard test and got 55%. 378 00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,593 That's the highest score they've had this year. 379 00:20:04,726 --> 00:20:07,912 And my cholesterol tests were off the charts. 380 00:20:08,195 --> 00:20:09,083 Hey, Earl. 381 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:11,050 Keep walking, Ron. 382 00:20:12,148 --> 00:20:16,332 Subtitles : Karma Team http://experts.heberg-forum.net 383 00:20:16,507 --> 00:39:20,163 Transcript : SadGeezer.com www.forom.com 29084