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What you're doing on stage is creating
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an artistic image of yourself
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determined by the things you put in, the
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things you leave out, uh its level of
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intellect, high or low.
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um
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the use of language, everything is
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determining
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who you are as an artistic being on the
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stage. That's a very lofty way to think,
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you know, when you're just trying to get
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some material together. But ultimately,
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as it gets more sophisticated and starts
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to shape, you realize you're creating a
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human being. And that's what these great
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comedians did. Uh if you look at Chris
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Rock for example, he's created
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something. He created something from the
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sum total of his energy and his routines
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and his observations into a whole
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artistic state.
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And that of course is the ultimate but u
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and it's kind of beautiful.
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Once I was on a on an airplane and I was
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in my 20s, something like that and there
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was a very pretty girl on the airplane.
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I was talking with her and I said, "What
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do you do?" And she said, "Um, I'm an
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actress."
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And I said, "Oh." And we started talking
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and she said, "I'm an actress." And she
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says, "It's very hard, you know, when I
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go into auditions to decide what to be."
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Uh, she said, "I don't know whether to
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be upbeat or kind of low-key or or
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artistic." And I said, "Why don't you
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just be yourself?" And she said,
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"I'll try that."
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And I thought, "You have to try to be
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yourself, but I've changed my opinion
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because I often hear, well, just be
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yourself."
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But who knows what their self is? I
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don't. I mean, maybe I have a little
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more now, but when you're starting out,
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you don't know what yourself is. You can
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be what you choose to be, and you can
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define a personality for yourself within
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reason, of course, and become that on
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stage. You already have a persona.
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E even if you're mildly interested in
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show business,
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uh
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you have some shape to your personality,
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but it it is something that will emerge
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if you pay attention to yourself and pay
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attention to what's coming out
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naturally.
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Imagine
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yourself one night lying in bed. Just
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imagine yourself self at your best.
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Think what would that be if I were at my
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best? What is that image
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that comes into your head? And it's
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going to be very vague,
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but once you plant that image in your
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head,
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it's subconsciously something you're
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aiming for. Like you say,
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what will I be at my best? Will I be
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totally in charge? Will I pace the
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stage? Will I be aggressive? Will I be
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witty?
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Kind of kind of uh more subtle? Will I
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be obvious? What do I want the
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audience's response to be?
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And I think it will lead you to, you
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know, to creating your shape and your
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form and your personality is to have
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some kind of vague image of where you'd
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like to be ultimately. Now, the fact is
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your act is going to be created as you
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go along. Bits, they work, they don't
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work. thing you put them together and
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it's it it is really built in a
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practical framework but it's also I
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think very smart to have an overriding
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image of yourself that you can aspire to
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of of your own greatness say if I were
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great what would it look like
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there's this overriding word called
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likability and I remember actually
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thinking, "Oh, I'm gonna I'm going to
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make myself likable." And I thought of
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ways and I don't I don't remember what I
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did, you know, but if you think about
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likability, which is a a a dangerous
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word because you on one hand you have
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Carol Bernett. She's so likable. She's
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so funny. You like her and you like all
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these other people, but you also like
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Hannibal Lectar at the end of Silence of
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the Lambs when you're saying, "I think I
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have a Keianti." You're going going,
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"Yeah, go eat him." So likability
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can be you can be a villain and be
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likable. Yeah. I was thinking in that
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moment if you started conversing with a
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really close friend and you said,
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"What's my best quality?" And they said,
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"Blah, you're kind to people. What's my
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worst quality? You're messy." I'd say go
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with the worst quality. Develop that.
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You're establishing
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um yourself by what you wear too. And it
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may be that you want to wear a t-shirt
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and jeans and it that may be your your
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show. Maybe that you want to like Jerry
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Seinfeld looks beautiful in a in a great
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suit. He feels very authoritative
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up there. And some guys are cool. You
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remember Eddie Murphy in his red suit
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and Richard Prior.
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So
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obviously you're going to think about
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what you're going to wear on stage.
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Maybe you should think about it a little
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bit more.
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I had a friend when I was first starting
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out. His name was Fats Johnson and he
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had played guitar and sang and he wore
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diamond rings on his fingers and
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everything and and I said Fats I said
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what should I what should I wear on on
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stage? I don't know what to wear. And he
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just said I he said I said what's your
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philosophy? He said always look better
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than they do.
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I thought okay I got I got a plan now.
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When I first started shaping my act
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together I started to realize that what
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I was doing was a parody of show
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business. And looking back I think yeah
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that's what a young person has to think
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about. like what
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what can they parody? And you know, at
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that time in the late 60s, early '7s,
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show business was a very defined thing.
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And that's kind of what my act became, a
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guy who thought he was in show business.
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Okay.
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Hey, I'm not trying to be a big shot or
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anything like that, but uh I get my
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drinks half price.
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That's right. For every one you buy, I
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get two.
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Okay.
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You know when I heard
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as I was developing my act, I I always
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thought it was funny to talk to people
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who would say, you know, I'm just a nut.
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And they they somehow could see that in
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themselves and I could look at them and
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say, you're not a nut. You know, you
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like to think you're a nut. Say, you
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know, I'm just crazy. And I just put
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that together one day that it fit and I
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understood that it fit my stage persona
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perfectly to say I'm wild and crazy. Uh
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thinking it's some kind of uh compliment
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I'm giving myself that I'm just too
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nutty, you know, like Bill Murray
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actually is wild and crazy, you know?
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And uh my act I was such a straight
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ahead personality wearing a white suit
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with a black tie and a short haircut.
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And uh to define myself that way was
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already dumb.
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Sorry, I just lost my mind just
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but that's okay for me.
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I am wild and
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there was another phrase at the time.
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And they know they were the Almond
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Brothers and they had a a
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hit song called Ramblin Man. And I uh
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and I was my
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stage appearance. So not a Rambling Man.
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There was Ramblin Jack Elliot who was a
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country singer and he wore a vest and a
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cowboy hat. And I was so not that guy
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that I just started applying it to
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myself. And I like the idea of someone
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who was thinking they were that guy,
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that they were something to contend with
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in a strange way. Uh that they're
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slightly better uh uncontrollable.
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I'm a Remlin guy.
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Well, actually, I'm here for nine days.
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So I guess for this nine days I'm a
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stationary guy. Oh no.
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Oh, I'm stationary. A stationary guy. Oh
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yeah.
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Stationary out here in Los Angeles,
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one of my favorite towns. I studied a
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lot about Los Angeles and it's great to
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be here in the capital of California.
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L A N G L O S.
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Okay, everybody. Oh,
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are you people tired or something?
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Can't sing along.
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Okay, this half of the room. Good. We've
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got it now. Okay, now that guy.
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Good.15375
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