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When I went to college,
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I had a what I would call an existential
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crisis or existential revelation
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that I would never amount to anything if
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I didn't have my own voice.
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Which meant that my act which so-called
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which was maybe 15 minutes at best 20
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minutes
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would have to be expuned of all
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previous material. All material not only
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that had been done before but that
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sounded like it had been done before.
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But then I had a real crisis. I didn't
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know how to write comedy material at
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all. Not one idea.
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And I thought, well,
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I laugh in life. I laugh in life a lot.
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My friends thought I'll just sort of
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observe what it was that that made me
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laugh
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and maybe I'll find something there. And
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so that's how I started. that was kind
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of successful
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but really I was in college at the time
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studying philosophy so my mind was very
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abstract thinking and trying to examine
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everything
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and I thought let's let's try to examine
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comedy let's break it down to
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nothing and let's build it up from
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scratch and see what it can
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When I uh started in Orange County,
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California, there there were no tutors.
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There was nowhere to go. And in a sense,
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that was a very good thing because I
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developed my own style. I I had no banjo
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teachers. I developed my own style. It's
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it's like a what I call a workaround.
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You're just you're not going by the
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book. And even if you think you are,
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you're not. You're straying. Uh and
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those little strays make you uh unique
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and different from everybody else. I I
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kind of think that your ideas are down
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here, your mind is up here, and your
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mind is keeping those ideas from
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surfacing. And it's just that little bit
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of unlocking. It's finding your
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individuality.
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uh the thing that makes you unique or
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that you can fake that makes you unique
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because you're smart and clever and um
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figuring out a way to let that come out.
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I think if if uh you have a cultural
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perspective and it feels good to you,
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use it because even if you're esoteric,
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uh if you perfect it, it's going it's
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going to be appealing to a lot of people
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who aren't in that cultural group. They
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get it, you know. Uh, a lot of times
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there'll be a joke
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that I'll watch like say in a movie and
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I'll say,
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"I don't get it, but I get it. I don't
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need the all the information. I get the
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idea somehow." And you're filling in the
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blanks on on those lines. So, whatever
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makes you perfect as a performer, do it.
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And don't say, "Well, I've got to
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include everybody. I, you know, I want
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to do this, I want to do that. Boy, if
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you perfect one thing and you get it
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right, there's going to be a lot of
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people uh uh a lot of people interested
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in that. when I was uh when I was doing
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movies and you know they have these um
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demographic ratings for your movie when
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they test it and you know like uh you'll
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say men like to you know 82% women like
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this African-Americans this this this go
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around and the guy who conducted those
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ser surveys I would talk to him about it
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and he said you have to understand all
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movies are cult movies
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meaning nothing is across the board.
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It's always a segment of society that's
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going to it. You know, Star Wars, young
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people. Uh so it it is a segment. So it
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doesn't matter if you're appealing to a
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segment, even if it's a small slice,
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because that slice is huge.
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Maybe it's a good idea if you're a
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stand-up comedian to say, "What am I
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right now?
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Do I have something I could call myself?
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And uh if not, you know, it means you're
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still forming. And if you can find
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something,
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uh maybe it's a good idea to kind of
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head everything in that direction. You
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know, when you're thinking up new bits
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or new ideas, say, does this have that
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quality that I'm after? you know, the
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the comedians I was thinking because I'm
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doing this, I've obviously been thinking
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a lot about comedy and I I go back from
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the the comedians I've enjoyed and
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um they
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kind of almost inadvertently get a label
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in my mind like I think of Chris Rock I
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go power that's what I think of Richard
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Prior I think dangerous
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I Think of Louis Cat, I go
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intellect,
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Amy Schumer, brutally honest. Oh, I
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think of George Carlin and I go angry.
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He's angry and you like him for it. Now,
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I don't think that these comedians
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started out with those images in their
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head. I think they they evolved that
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way. But it's interesting to look
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backwards at them and see
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they have a characteristic
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um
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that came through obviously from their
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own personality and their own experience
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but it was slowly slowly shaped into
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something.
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You know a manifesto in general is your
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statement your premise.
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If you uh for example, my manifesto was
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I'm going to try to be funny
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without doing jokes. I'm going to try to
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be really funny like I was funny when I
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was when like the laughter I would laugh
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when I was 15 and was absurd and you
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couldn't stop laughing and your sides
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achd. I go that's comedy. So that was my
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manifesto. How do I get there?
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And the when I analyzed the that type of
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comedy when I was laughing is I didn't
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know why I was laughing. So I wanted to
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get people laughing and when they got
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home they say I don't know why I was
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laughing. It's like if you take a
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artistic
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movement like futurism in the early
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teens of the 20th century
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and they had a manifesto and it's all
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about the machine and this and that and
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it was a it was a good you know the
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coming uh influence of the machine and
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society but
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they had a good manifesto but the result
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was they created some really good
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paintings and even if you took the
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manifesto away and didn't anything about
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the manifesto. The paintings were still
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good. But a manifesto can be like, I'm
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going to attack the uh political uh
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establishment. That's my manifesto. And
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I'm going to attack them this way. I'm
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going to attack them by pointing out how
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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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Or I'm going to my manifesto is I'm
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going to talk about how horrible dating
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is. You know, that's a pretty common
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one, but rich, you know.
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When you decide on a joke, let's say, or
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a bit, you're defining your taste. And
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your taste is what they're coming to
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see.
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They are waiting for you to be the
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authority. They're not picking and
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choosing. Once you get it all together,
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your whole package
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is what they want to see. What do you
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think? What does that comedian think?
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And they're interested in it because
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it's going either going to be similar to
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what they think or completely different
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to what they think. Uh so your if you
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think of your choices as your taste when
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you're writing a joke, when you stop
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writing that joke and when you finished
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it, that's your taste. you figured out,
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no, I'm not going to do another sentence
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after. My taste is going to be tur
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or in this case, my taste is to just
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keep going on and on and on and beating
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it to death until it gets funnier and
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funnier. I don't mean that you're being
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tasteful. You're just having a
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particular taste and that's all wrapped
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up in the way you look, way you dress,
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the way you talk, the speed you talk. Uh
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are are you abrupt? Uh do you keep
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going? you know, um, are you incisive?
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U, that's just part as you're creating
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yourself, you're you're creating a
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taste.
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Hi, Crimestoppers.
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Let's repeat the Crimestoppers oath. I
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promise not to bully my friends.
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I promise not to leave my keys in the
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car.
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I promise not to depreciate non- taxable
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items brought forth from the previous
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tax year.
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Okay, good. Now, let's repeat the
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nonconformist oath. I promise to be
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different.
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I promise.
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I promise to be unique.
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I promise to be
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I promise not to repeat things other
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people say.
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Good. Okay.15833
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