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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,200 become informed, 2 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,080 become intelligent, 3 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,960 uh learn about things. 4 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,480 Every time you learn about something, 5 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:27,119 it's a new subject and 6 00:00:27,119 --> 00:00:29,840 you get a greater vocabulary. 7 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,679 by learning learning about things. When 8 00:00:31,679 --> 00:00:34,399 I was in high school, I was a okay 9 00:00:34,399 --> 00:00:38,000 student, you know. See, 10 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,239 when I went to co college, I upped it 11 00:00:40,239 --> 00:00:42,559 because I got suddenly interested. But I 12 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:45,280 went to this uh high school uh you know, 13 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,920 guidance counselor and he it was the 14 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,239 first person who ever said to me, he 15 00:00:50,239 --> 00:00:52,160 said, 16 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,600 "You have interest in performing." And I 17 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,680 went, "Oh, you mean you're actually 18 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,960 taking it seriously?" You know, he said, 19 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,559 "You should learn about history." He 20 00:01:04,559 --> 00:01:07,360 said, "Because" and I went, "Yeah, that 21 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,159 that makes sense, you know, to learn the 22 00:01:10,159 --> 00:01:12,320 facts about the past and I'd have more 23 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,240 subject matter." 24 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:19,040 And um so the more you learn about 25 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:23,280 things uh the greater intellectual 26 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,720 vocabulary and hence comedic vocabulary 27 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,320 I think you're going to have in today's 28 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,920 world 29 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,000 uh because you never know what's going 30 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,560 to inspire you. 31 00:01:39,759 --> 00:01:41,920 I had a friend and I I I learned so much 32 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,799 from this. It's Charles Groden 33 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:47,119 and you know I've always been like you 34 00:01:47,119 --> 00:01:49,600 go to a cocktail party and or on a movie 35 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,960 set and two people get into a fight and 36 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,640 I would always be the one like how do we 37 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,479 stop this? How do we stop this? And 38 00:01:56,479 --> 00:01:59,280 Charles Groden says, "Oh, when two 39 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,880 people get in a fight, I just sit back 40 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,159 and watch." I thought, "What a what a 41 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:07,040 great idea." you know, instead of trying 42 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,879 to fix it, watch it because that's real 43 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:14,160 human interaction. Why abort it? Don't 44 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,760 abort your ideas when you're on to 45 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,319 something or if there's trouble, let it 46 00:02:18,319 --> 00:02:20,879 happen. See what happens. You'd be 47 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:24,560 surprised if you witness an argument 48 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,640 and now you know the shape of an 49 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,319 argument in your head. Sometimes it's 50 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:29,599 going to come back out when you're doing 51 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:32,239 your twoerson bit on stage where you're 52 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,160 playing two characters. You've seen the 53 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,040 shape of that argument and the 54 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,920 volatility of it or the subtlety of it 55 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,160 and you're just constantly gathering 56 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,840 information whether you like it or not. 57 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,160 You have to think what's it good for? 58 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,400 What circumstance is it good for? Is it 59 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:52,640 good for standup or is it good for 60 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:56,480 saying at a party or at a dinner table? 61 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,239 Uh, and it also works backwards. If you 62 00:02:58,239 --> 00:03:00,080 say something funny at a dinner table, 63 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,519 as a working comedian, you have to go h 64 00:03:03,519 --> 00:03:05,920 usable. 65 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,200 Uh Norah Efron uh had a a saying that 66 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,000 was uh told to her by her mother who was 67 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,959 a journalist and Nor Efron was a more 68 00:03:14,959 --> 00:03:16,720 than a journalist but also a journalist 69 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,239 and her mother said everything is copy 70 00:03:20,239 --> 00:03:24,560 which means everything you see, hear, 71 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:29,360 experience is usable. Remember, you are 72 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:35,280 a thought machine. You have a thousand 73 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:40,080 a million thoughts a day. 74 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,640 Ju just learn to observe them a little 75 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,159 bit and say, "Oh, is that an idea I 76 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,400 could I could use?" 77 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,200 A million things happen to you every 78 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,879 day. 79 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:54,640 And that every one of those things that 80 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,360 that could is a possibility is extremely 81 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,439 valuable to lose something because you 82 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,040 didn't make a note or didn't write it 83 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:07,000 down. Uh it's tragedy for a performer. 84 00:04:10,799 --> 00:04:13,680 I have a friend in Texas, my friend 85 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,599 Tony, 86 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:18,880 and um he hired me when I was very 87 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,919 young. He had seen me on HBO. wasn't 88 00:04:21,919 --> 00:04:24,479 really established. He hired me to go 89 00:04:24,479 --> 00:04:27,199 down and do a private show for his 90 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:29,440 friends, which if you're a comedian, 91 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,240 that's kind of the worst gig you can get 92 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,160 is a a private show with, you know, 93 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,960 15 people in the audience and you're 94 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,960 you're not really on a stage. You're in 95 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,919 a a you know, some kind of convention 96 00:04:43,919 --> 00:04:47,120 room or a hotel room. 97 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,960 And so I did the show and it it went 98 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,360 fine. and he asked me to he says you can 99 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:55,440 stay at my place. So I stayed at his 100 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,479 place and he was down and he was he was 101 00:04:58,479 --> 00:05:00,800 a a millionaire. He was a oil 102 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,960 millionaire and he was standing cleaning 103 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:09,680 a glass with a with a cloth. He's 104 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,919 cleaning the glass and he looks at me 105 00:05:11,919 --> 00:05:15,120 and he says, "Steve, 106 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,520 this is a side of the oil business a lot 107 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,320 of people never see." 108 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,840 And uh it was so funny to me. And and 109 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,600 another time he actually uh said 110 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,680 something that I used in a movie. He um 111 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,919 he said uh he went to an amusement park 112 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:35,759 and there was one of those big signs. I 113 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:37,280 think it was Six Flags over Texas. One 114 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,960 of those big signs that's a map and it 115 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,320 says you are here. Had a little arrow 116 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,840 and he said, "Steve, I was at the 117 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,400 amusement park and there was a sign and 118 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,440 it said you are here." And I thought, 119 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,960 "How does it know?" 120 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,880 And I actually use that in with his 121 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,440 permission. Uh but there's so many funny 122 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,759 people who aren't professionals that you 123 00:06:01,759 --> 00:06:04,639 pick up things from little attitudes. Uh 124 00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:09,039 you can really gather uh comedic style 125 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:12,000 by just being aware of the people around 126 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,880 you. Listen, absorb from the people you 127 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,440 love and uh in a sense regurgitate it in 128 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,840 a new way. 129 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:30,160 Another way to approach your comedy when 130 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,680 you're first starting out or even when 131 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,000 you're a little bit along 132 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,520 is to think what does society need right 133 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,120 now? What's the vacuum? 134 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,120 What needs to be discussed that's not 135 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,479 being discussed? When I was performing 136 00:06:46,479 --> 00:06:50,880 in the late 60s and early 70s, the the 137 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,479 climate 138 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,080 was 139 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,400 very political. There was the Vietnam 140 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,240 War and if I played a college, all I had 141 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,240 to do was mention Richard Nixon and the 142 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,800 place up uproar, you know, with funny 143 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,800 and 144 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,319 um and I had really long hair and I had 145 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:13,680 a you know, turquoise jewelry and a you 146 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,759 know, kind of a 60s hippie look. 147 00:07:17,759 --> 00:07:20,240 And 148 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,720 one day I thought 149 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,880 I think the nation is getting tired of 150 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,720 this. 151 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:32,479 That the nation needs 152 00:07:32,479 --> 00:07:35,919 just some release, some laughter that's 153 00:07:35,919 --> 00:07:37,759 not political, 154 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:39,840 that's 155 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:43,440 just kind of fun to see. 156 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,120 And that was probably the most important 157 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,919 moment of my professional life, that 158 00:07:49,919 --> 00:07:55,039 understanding. And I cut my hair and I 159 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:59,840 shaved my beard and I put on a suit. And 160 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,000 suddenly 161 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,120 by doing nothing to the act, rather than 162 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,440 being at the tail end of an old 163 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,960 movement, 164 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,599 I was at the front end of a new 165 00:08:11,599 --> 00:08:14,160 movement. 166 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,680 And so one thing I think young 167 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,080 performers, young comedians can do is 168 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,840 say, "What is the state of the nation? 169 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:30,319 What could I do that would be unique and 170 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:32,000 unusual? It doesn't even have to be that 171 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,039 unique. Just a slightly different 172 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:39,039 statement. Maybe you're finding a hole 173 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:42,320 in the the 174 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,680 climate of the nation that is not being 175 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,560 met. We don't meet a hole, but say you 176 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,440 need be finding a need uh that the 177 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,240 nation might want or even just your 178 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,240 community. 179 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:05,279 The truth is a great way to look for 180 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:08,720 material and just saying what is on the 181 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,360 audience's mind. I I became very close 182 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,120 with Carl Reiner in the 80s, a great 183 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,920 director, great comedy mind and he would 184 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:20,320 host events like the director's guild 185 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,839 would have an event and he would host 186 00:09:21,839 --> 00:09:23,920 and I'd say, "Uh, 187 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,360 what do you what are you going to do out 188 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,600 there?" And he said, "I don't know." I 189 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,680 said, "What do you mean?" He said, "I 190 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:32,399 never think about it. I said, "How could 191 00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:33,680 you go out there never think about it?" 192 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,880 He says, "Oh, I just say the truth." 193 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,959 I went, "Oh." And he would go out and 194 00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:41,920 say, "Uh, yeah, I I I this is not what 195 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,240 he said, but it's like, let's hope it 196 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,920 doesn't go on too long. I You're all 197 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,040 going to be worried if you're going to 198 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:50,240 lose." You know, just just said what was 199 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,640 on everybody's mind. If you're going 200 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,560 into a club, there must be something 201 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,440 that's truthful about that club. this 202 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,040 place is sleazy, you know, and I'm I'm I 203 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,200 fit right in. I'm sleazy, too. You know, 204 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,240 there's so many ways to go. Uh, you 205 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,160 could invert that. You could say, "I'm 206 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,000 going to lie about this place." Which 207 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,160 would be irony. Oh, isn't this place 208 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,000 glory? Isn't this the most beautiful, 209 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,519 most beautiful club I've ever worked? 210 00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:19,360 I'm so so honored to be here. Uh, back I 211 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,040 was talking to the rats in the dressing 212 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,040 room. This is terrible material, but 213 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,160 just say, you know, the way to go with 214 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,760 things. I was introducing someone who 215 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,200 was going to win an award, and I said, I 216 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,160 know what you're thinking. You're 217 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,160 thinking, will so- and so's speech be 218 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,320 the warm and comfortable 5 minutes or 219 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,399 will it be the dreaded and awful 45 220 00:10:36,399 --> 00:10:39,600 minutes? And it's exactly what people 221 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,880 are thinking. 222 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:45,240 Boy, those are good seats up there. 223 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:56,600 The show has started. 224 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,680 I can see him selling those seats. Oh, 225 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:06,040 yeah. They're real good. Yeah. 226 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,880 Our ticket would have tickets 975 during 227 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,240 the week. 228 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,000 That's not bad really to see a big show 229 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,920 like this. Um, 230 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,160 well with all the uh props and 231 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,160 everything.16743

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