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You know, by the time 1950 came around,
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I was five. And then in the early 50s,
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we got a television. And television
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changed everything because as a kid,
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there was no access to media at all.
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Even films. I never even had seen a
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film. So, when the television came in,
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they showed the Little Rascals that I
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thought were hilarious, but more
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importantly were Laurel and Hardy. And
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Laurel and Hardy are, if you haven't
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heard of them or you haven't seen them,
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they're comedy geniuses. They were very
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gentle. Uh, one was tall and, you know,
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one was kind of overweight and one was
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thin. And they're still revered in the
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comedy world. And I really think they
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influenced me quite a bit. I was born in
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Texas. We would drive from Texas to
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California and back and forth a couple
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of times and we would listen to uh Jack
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Benny on the radio who who I believed uh
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influenced me a lot. I think he
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influenced Johnny Carson quite a bit. Uh
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his timing he he was uh
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self-deprecating.
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He was kind of vain. And I realize today
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how much of that those qualities of Jack
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Benny crept into my especially my modern
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day uh performing meaning uh currently
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now there was Jerry Lewis uh who was
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just zany and fun and very skillful ve
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very skillful comedian and doing comedy
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outside u you know what was really going
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on at the time the more conventional
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comedies and uh there were so many
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sources of comedy. And what these people
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did, whether they directly influenced me
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or uh indirectly influenced me, they
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made me love comedy and making people
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laugh. I mean, let me qualify that. I
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don't know if it was making people
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laugh. I I don't I don't know that that
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sounds uh it sounds altruistic,
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but there was something about being up
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on stage and trying to be funny. Um
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that just made me want to do it.
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I think I developed a love for physical
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comedy from watching uh people like
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Jerry Lewis, uh Stan Laurel and
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certainly uh Hardy. Uh they had such
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delicate moves and um you know some is
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was just extravagant like Jerry Lewis
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and some was extremely subtle like
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Oliver Hardy and I think both
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incorporated those I incorporated both
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those styles. uh you know it's really
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physical being physical is is kind of a
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freedom of expression. There's a
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beautiful uh scene uh by Jerry Lewis
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illustrating physical comedy and of
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course there's Charlie Chaplan was you
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know unbelievable at physical comedy. Uh
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there's a beautiful scene by Jerry Lewis
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where he's uh in a a room with valuable
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voses on pedestals, which is already
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odd, but and he would back into one and
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it would fall over and he would just
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catch it by its hind just as it's about
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to strike the ground and put it up and
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back into another one and turn and then
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catch. And I don't know the origin of
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that. Maybe he probably thought it up,
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but it maybe have may have roots in old
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jugglers. Uh,
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but I don't know how that would work
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today. I mean, it'd be great to see
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someone revive it. You see phys physical
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comedy in uh circuses, cirusle,
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it's a good example of physical comedy
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being funny unto itself with no jokes. I
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was at the circus once and a clown came
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out. Thought he was great.
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He was a clown
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and he had 50 arrows in him like he'd
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just been shot. So he had arrows all
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over him and all he did was come out for
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eight minutes and die. So it' be going
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oh it appear oh
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and it start to fall and then it go oh
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and it get up and then stagger and
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stagger and he did it you know for for
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however long and it was just brilliantly
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funny. You were just laughing. There's a
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Laurel and Hardy bit
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where uh there I think it happens in a
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bar
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and Laurel is annoying Hardy in some way
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or vice versa and Hardy has a hole in
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his shoe and his toe is sticking through
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it and Laurel reaches down to his toe
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and stretches it
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like this far and snaps it back. It's
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one of the most unexpected
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jokes I've ever seen. Uh, and surreal
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and it worked completely in context and
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and you strangely believed it.
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And then there's another bit um that
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Laurel did
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where he uh Hardy's watching him and
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Laurel takes his hand like this
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and he takes some tobacco,
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he pours it in his hand and he goes like
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this. Then he takes a match and he
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strikes it and he lights it like this.
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And then Laurel goes
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and smoke comes out. I don't know how
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they did it.
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Uh, and it just frustrates Hardy. Um,
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these just great wonderful little
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isolated bits that kind of live on.
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Here's a couple of things I picked up
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from Jack Benny.
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one,
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he made jokes on himself.
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He wasn't uh he didn't do insults. Uh he
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didn't do put downs. Not that there's
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anything wrong with that, but I liked
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his style that he allowed himself to be
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the butt of the jokes and kind of be the
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arrogant one. I always found that
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quality hilarious in people when they're
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arrogant because
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it's so
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arrogant to be arrogant, especially in
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this world and especially in comedy
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where things can go so wrong from moment
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to moment to moment. And it's a it's a
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field that you can never quite master.
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Uh,
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and that's a good thing because if you
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could master comedy, it would be boring.
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If you could sit and write a joke or
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think of something, go, "Well, that'll
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work." Then you go out and it works.
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You're not walking on the edge. And
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thankfully, comedy can never quite be
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pinned down. And often the thing you
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think is guaranteed
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to work
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doesn't work at all. But go back to Jack
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Benny. Um, one thing I I learned from
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Jack Benny, too, and this was uh written
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about him. I did, not something I
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discerned,
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he allowed
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other cast members on his show to get
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the laughs, too. He wasn't saying, "No,
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I've got to get all the laughs." and he
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knew that his show became better by
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letting the peripheral characters or
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essential characters also be funny and
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get his goat. And it was a big lesson
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for me. I thought if you're even on
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around a laugh, uh it's also reflecting
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on you. Uh and it just is is it's the
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greatest feeling. You know, we're
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talking about teamwork is what you're
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really talking about. You know, I I felt
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in watching these uh great performers
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just a sense of joy. You know, I didn't
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I they were effortless. I didn't see
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them working. Steve Allen was just so
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spritly and alive. You know, one of my
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my one of my favorite jokes Steve Allen
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did on his television show and he was he
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was always pounding the desk and being
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funny and he said he said, "The news is
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traveling so fast today." Remember this
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is 1955. He said, "The news is traveling
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so fast today. Throw me that paper." and
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he somebody throws him a newspaper and
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it hits the floor and he picks it up and
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the headline says Steve Allen drops
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newspaper on national TV.
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I still remember these moments. I don't
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know why I remember them. He said this
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was just him talking. He was not doing a
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joke. He said I one of my favorite
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cartoons. he said is uh two guys in a
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turret in a castle and they're hung up
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uh like you know six feet of the wall
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with their ankles and wrists
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and one guy says to the other, "Now
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here's my I am.14366
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