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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,719 --> 00:00:14,719 Certain performers can do foul material. 2 00:00:14,719 --> 00:00:16,560 It's fantastic. Richard Prior, I would 3 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,000 say it was foul. I mean, not by today's 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,480 standards, but it can be. It could be so 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:24,240 funny and somebody else has it 6 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,840 and it's vulgar in some way and I mind 7 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,800 it and other perform it's just up to the 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,719 performer but I don't have any judgment 9 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:35,520 on the type of material can be 10 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,320 completely dirty or completely clean. I 11 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,000 don't care depends on how it works. It's 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,800 all about this thing called comedy and 13 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,520 how you make that work. And I hate to 14 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,800 sit here and go there's no real answer. 15 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,640 I can just give you directions. That's 16 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,039 what's so great about it. There's no one 17 00:00:53,039 --> 00:00:55,680 way to be a painter. There's no way to 18 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,840 solve it. And even if somebody solves 19 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,320 it, they've solved it personally and 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,239 someone else comes along and is also 21 00:01:02,239 --> 00:01:05,239 fantastic. 22 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,400 There is definitely an argument for your 23 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,479 position on political correctness and 24 00:01:16,479 --> 00:01:18,720 you can violate it. 25 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:23,119 uh I think to a degree um or not violate 26 00:01:23,119 --> 00:01:26,000 it which I think is actually preferable 27 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,320 because I think there's a lot to PC that 28 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,280 is good and there's a lot happening that 29 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,320 is not so good. Um 30 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,600 people are probably too easily offended 31 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,000 but we're in that sort of backlash stage 32 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:46,799 of of people being offensive. So, uh, I 33 00:01:46,799 --> 00:01:49,680 think that'll all settle out. And, uh, 34 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:53,040 sometimes I've seen artists break 35 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,640 boundaries and went, "Oo." And then 36 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,680 later you kind of thought it was funny. 37 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,320 But when you break that boundary, when 38 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,520 you say, "I'm going to talk about this." 39 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,920 You're defining yourself. 40 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,560 And it's about your, and this is not 41 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,640 judgmental. It's about what your 42 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:13,680 morality is. So you're kind of defining 43 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,160 your morality. When when Madonna came on 44 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,720 the scene, she has was really pushing 45 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:22,239 the a morality boundary talking about 46 00:02:22,239 --> 00:02:24,400 vaginas and this and the way she dressed 47 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,720 and the you know religious things and 48 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,080 now they're sort of common. They came 49 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:33,920 became almost p. Uh, so 50 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,000 this is this is a question that is 51 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,280 almost unanswerable because you'll know, 52 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:44,080 you know, I if you're a a nonPC person, 53 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,599 you're going to learn very quickly how 54 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,519 far you can go. So, I'd just be very 55 00:02:47,519 --> 00:02:49,360 careful there. If you're going to test 56 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,879 it, make sure you test it privately so 57 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,560 it doesn't stick with you. And today, 58 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,920 something can stick with you forever. 59 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,560 It's very relatively easy to do comedy 60 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,959 that insults people uh because there's 61 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:12,560 always us and them and you know but and 62 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,120 I think that's perfect when you're 63 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,080 young. Perfect. As I get older and I've 64 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,599 had more experience, you become more 65 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:23,840 empathetic to people. And now like a 66 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,760 thing that 67 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,159 would have meant nothing to me uh you 68 00:03:28,159 --> 00:03:31,519 know 30 years ago I go somewhere there's 69 00:03:31,519 --> 00:03:33,599 someone watching who might be overweight 70 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:36,000 who might be this or that and I start to 71 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,319 feel for them but it's not the uh 72 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:44,640 uh purview of the young uh to become too 73 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,480 sensitive I would think but it's very 74 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,760 interesting to think of what is uh kind 75 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,120 comedy 76 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:58,239 Um and kind comedy would usually 77 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,640 uh reflect back on yourself. You would 78 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,720 make fun of yourself rather than other 79 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:07,280 people. Uh so there there is that uh 80 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,519 element. You think well what will I be 81 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:16,239 aggressive about people or will I uh be 82 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:19,040 more introspective about myself? 83 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,560 I mean that's another way to look at it. 84 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,040 Either either one is fine, but it 85 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,639 certainly is a dividing line. Maybe you 86 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:28,680 can mix it up a little bit, too. 87 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,240 And then this is interesting. You say, I 88 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,479 said, so there was a point I'm looking 89 00:04:36,479 --> 00:04:38,400 at the news and I I said, this is a 90 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,840 really good episode. And they laugh 91 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,000 out loud 92 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,360 to no one. 93 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,919 Yeah. So, you're kind of building on 94 00:04:47,919 --> 00:04:50,240 that and it gets a it gets a laugh, 95 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:50,479 right? 96 00:04:50,479 --> 00:04:51,440 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 97 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:55,360 Then you say, "So good. I watch Pix 11 98 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,600 News." 99 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,440 What is so good just a little throw 100 00:04:59,440 --> 00:04:59,680 away? 101 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,320 Just a little throw away. 102 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,240 Throw away. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. 103 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,160 I watch Pix 11 News. 104 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,520 But these are the things that you should 105 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,479 think about. Okay. 106 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:08,880 I think without having seen your act and 107 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,320 I could watch it and go, "Oh, I'm an 108 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,080 idiot. It works great." You know, 109 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,160 but try to trim down those little things 110 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,600 that don't count. 111 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,240 Yeah. 112 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,520 And say, "I watch Pix 11 news. I don't 113 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,800 watch like regular people news on like 114 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,199 real networks." 115 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:28,320 Fine. Pix 11 is a great network in this 116 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,400 fair city. This this news is a lot 117 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,039 different than most newscasters would do 118 00:05:33,039 --> 00:05:35,919 because most news programs they have the 119 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,520 newscaster that reads the news 120 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,520 beforehand and then they come into a 121 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,039 room and they're reading it with a lot 122 00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:43,120 of fervor and processed emotions 123 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,120 already. But not Pix 11. See, this is 124 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,880 all good. I think that could be trimmed 125 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,160 down, you know, just see Pix 11 is a lo 126 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,479 local news station. It's not like the 127 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,160 big news where they read the news ahead 128 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,880 of time and they're rehearsed and okay 129 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,160 when they come in the room they've not 130 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,199 read the news at all. That's good. 131 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:02,639 It's kind of great because they're 132 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:04,240 reading it live on air for the first 133 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,160 time and you're like I'm reading every 134 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,319 word and this is killing it and like cuz 135 00:06:08,319 --> 00:06:10,800 normally I watch it and it's like one 136 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,600 baby dead and they have no emotions 137 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,560 about it. 138 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,120 I think you need to say you need to 139 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,960 clarify that when I watch it on the 140 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,720 network news. Yeah, you need to say 141 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,400 that. They say a baby dead and they have 142 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:26,479 no no emotions about it. 143 00:06:26,479 --> 00:06:28,080 And you're like, "Wow, that's cold. 144 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,759 That's [ __ ] up." Probably works, 145 00:06:29,759 --> 00:06:30,160 right? 146 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,919 Yeah. 147 00:06:31,919 --> 00:06:34,400 Uh then you say, "I couldn't deal with 148 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,120 that situation like that." So that's 149 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:38,720 probably you're explaining yourself. I 150 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,759 couldn't deal with that. Yeah. It's like 151 00:06:39,759 --> 00:06:40,960 that couldn't deal with that news like 152 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,440 that. 153 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,360 But on Pix 11, they look at the news in 154 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,120 front of you and there's a pause before 155 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,440 they read it and it's like, oh, that's 156 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,639 terrible. That's good. Right. And they 157 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:52,160 start talking about it on the panel 158 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,880 like, "Did you see this? This is crazy. 159 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,479 This shouldn't be. I don't even know how 160 00:06:56,479 --> 00:07:00,639 to say this. It's good. See?" Yeah. 161 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:03,680 Baby is I you know, Baby is dead is a 162 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,319 hard thing to listen to. You know, I 163 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:08,240 would consider 164 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,479 maybe either just changing it to 165 00:07:10,479 --> 00:07:12,639 something else, but Baby is dead 166 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:14,720 actually affects 167 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,720 people in ways you don't even know. But 168 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,240 still, let's say it's good because it is 169 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:18,960 harsh. You know, 170 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,240 it's harsh. Yeah. 171 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,240 I wouldn't say it again. I just go a 172 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,360 baby. Hello. You know, this is so now 173 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,479 you say that's cold. It's a baby. No 174 00:07:28,479 --> 00:07:30,160 emotions. Like, wow, that's cold. That's 175 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,800 [ __ ] up. 176 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,599 Now, what gets the laugh? Is it when you 177 00:07:35,599 --> 00:07:38,080 say, "Wow, that's cold." Or, "That's 178 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,039 [ __ ] up." 179 00:07:39,039 --> 00:07:39,919 That's [ __ ] up. 180 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:41,759 Mhm. 181 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:44,479 I just always, you know, whenever it's 182 00:07:44,479 --> 00:07:47,599 the word [ __ ] that gets the laugh, I 183 00:07:47,599 --> 00:07:49,520 always question it a little bit. Yeah. 184 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,919 Because it's become kind of a staple. 185 00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:53,599 And sometimes I've see people that say 186 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:56,400 that actually is the punchline, the word 187 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,199 [ __ ] 188 00:07:57,199 --> 00:07:59,840 and that's what's motivating that laugh. 189 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,039 But it always makes it kind of a rope 190 00:08:03,039 --> 00:08:05,440 response in the audience because they do 191 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,360 laugh at it. I remember I had it in my 192 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,840 act in the early days. It's huge. And I 193 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,160 and I thought 194 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,919 I'm getting a laugh on a non- joke and 195 00:08:15,919 --> 00:08:18,240 and I like worked for like years to try 196 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,000 and get it out. And I finally, you know, 197 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,520 finally had enough material to take it 198 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,400 out. It was just an intellectual uh 199 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,840 decision really. 200 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,520 An ultimate goal of mine is to work 201 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,000 clean. 202 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,560 Mhm. 203 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,120 Eventually. 204 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,479 Well, then you should take out [ __ ] 205 00:08:30,479 --> 00:08:33,479 up. 206 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,240 Yeah. And and and you're you're you're 207 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,080 close here. It's like you've uh you 208 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,919 you've got one little moment. And by the 209 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,279 way, I'm not criticizing the use of the 210 00:08:41,279 --> 00:08:42,880 word [ __ ] I mean, people use it all the 211 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,959 time. And uh I'm teaching my 212 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:48,720 four-year-old. And u but you can just 213 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,160 clean it up a little bit and still be 214 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,080 funny and not have this uh 215 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,480 such an image, which may be what you 216 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,399 want. It may be what you want to do, but 217 00:08:56,399 --> 00:08:58,640 you get the same effect 218 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,519 uh if you wanted to clean it up. 219 00:09:01,519 --> 00:09:03,120 These suggestions of course don't apply 220 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,519 to everybody. So because depends on the 221 00:09:05,519 --> 00:09:07,040 personality of the comedian and 222 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,680 everything is about individuality. 223 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,880 You're creating your persona on stage. 224 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:17,279 You're you're becoming an individual.16210

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