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Tim, you you look very um
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uh let's say it like a like a kind
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person. You seem like a very kind a kind
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person. And I wonder if if it's an I a
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thought to kind of undercut that a
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little a little bit.
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Uh cuz I I I was looking at your
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material and thinking is there is there
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um something
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Yeah. You're not you don't really
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swear.
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No.
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Yeah. I wonder if it might be good for
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you,
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you know, to say something like good
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evening. [ __ ]
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Yeah.
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I just say that because I people think
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I'm kind and I'm I'm trying to undercut
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this image. This is a, you know,
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well, in that that restaurant bit that I
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was there, one of the reasons I like
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doing that is because I know that's so
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how I come across and so I like to play
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characters.
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No, I like that. In fact, I was looking
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at that. We're going to get to something
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else in a minute, but but I was just
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looking at this. Uh, this is your
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restaurant bit, right? Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. I think it's very can can be very
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very sharp and maybe have a
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I don't know how you deliver, but a
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bigger energy. It might be interesting
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to think of it that way and really let
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yourself get mad.
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Yeah, I definitely play it like I
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definitely do it small. I guess like I
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guess the impulse with that was
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cuz like of just like to be as like
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smally condescend to have like small
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moments of condescension build.
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Yeah.
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Um to like something truly rude.
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Yeah.
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Uh uh but it's true. I've never really
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I've never really gotten too big with
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it.
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Well, you could start very small like
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you say and then get big. I made my
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thinking maybe that's the way I'd do it,
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you know, and you got to do it the way
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you do it. But I like I I got such a
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great premise of here's when I'm rude
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and then we just see you kind of get a
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little rude.
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Yeah.
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I like to see you get really rude.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So I'm going to destroy it by ruding it.
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You say, "I don't want to talk about
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food. I'm very very rude in restaurants.
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I'm incredibly rude in restaurants. I
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don't know why it comes out of me. It
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just flows through me. The rudeness
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flows through me like it's like air.
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It's I'm a bad person when I'm in a
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restaurant because I talk I talk rude to
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the server. I don't mean to. It's just
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the worst. So, what I want to do right
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now because I don't want to go out to
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eat tonight. I want I wanted to get some
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of the rudeness out of my system. So,
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for uh right now, we are all now you are
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all now one server. Okay. So, when I
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point to you, please say, "May I help
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you?" So, I think that's really good.
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You know, I think there are some trims
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in there and a little more logic
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straightening out,
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but I think now you've you've
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incorporated them in a sketch and
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without them knowing it.
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Yeah.
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You know, it's really good.
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Say, uh, so please say, "May I help
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you?" Uh, may I help you?
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And you say, "Okay, pretty good. But
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let's try it again." Points to May I
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help you? Perfect. Uh,
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down invisible table points to audience.
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And you get points on. May I help you?
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Oh, yes. Thank you for coming. Finally.
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Hey. Uh, considering the menu throughout
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before every request delivered
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sarcastically. Uh, first, um, can I have
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a glass of water, please, when the food
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comes, so don't go. Can I get a bison
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burger, please? I'm probably speeding
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through this, man. And can I taste the
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difference? And I can taste the
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difference. So, don't try to trick me.
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Uh, and can I get that with white
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cheddar? And, uh, with don't go. Uh,
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please. I tip. Sauteed mushrooms. And
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can can I get a side of rosemary sweet
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potato fries? Thanks so much. You're
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doing a really good job. And can I get
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the whole thing on the house? I'm
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joking. I uh do you like me? Stans makes
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kissy face trying to kiss the waiter,
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but I don't want but I don't want to
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talk about food.
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How did I read that?
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Um too fast, right? Yeah, obviously.
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So, I try to make it really like scenic
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and kind of if I can do it small and
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that's cuz like what you're saying like
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I know how I look and so I think I can
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be like a little more of a a a jerk in
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in ways. So I can be like like, "Hey,
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uh, thanks for coming finally. Uh,
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don't go. Don't go. It's okay. Thank
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you. You're doing so great." You know?
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Um, so those sort of like little
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That's good.
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Very small. And so sometimes it does
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really well if people want to be in that
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scene with me.
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Um, and also I can It also gives me a
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lot of room to improvise rude moments
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depending on how Yeah.
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Um,
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and so I feel like I like being really
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rude in character because I
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because I'm like
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I think that's good. I I I but I I
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couple of suggestions that come to me is
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I'd get one or two more lines from the
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audience.
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Yeah.
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Like if if you if you said uh you said
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do you do you have the fries tonight?
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And you say say I'm sorry we're out of
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the fries. You know say I'm sorry we're
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out of the fries. What?
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Out of fries? You know why didn't you
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tell me? No you tell me. You know why
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didn't you tell me when I came in?
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Yeah.
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You know.
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Yeah. Yeah. And and I think you could
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really I think it'd be funny to see you
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really get mad.
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Yeah.
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You know, and and you get kind of kind
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at the end. And I'm thought uh why would
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you get kind? It's a
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Yeah. I think like what I was trying to
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do with that line is um
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uh what is real is that when I'm in a
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restaurant and I feel like I'm being uh
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not great, I do like want to know like I
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want the waiter to like me and so I feel
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like I'll say something rude because
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it's what I want but then I'm like oh no
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I made them not like me. So I was trying
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to like
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tackle that feeling head on but I don't
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know if it's the most clear or the most
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funny
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because your premise is that you're
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you're secretly rude and I think that's
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a good premise. I mean, you could start
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it off by saying
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you're probably looking at me and
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thinking,
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"What a jerk."
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You know, like or something or or you're
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not thinking that, but I'm actually
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quite a jerk.
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I have that in me.
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And I really comes out when I go to a
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restaurant. I'm so rude to a waiter. I
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must be uh sublimating something and
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letting it come out. Maybe I'm mad at my
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dad or mom or something, but I let it
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come out at the and it's and it's good.
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And and I love that you just incorporate
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them. And then after that, you can end
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it. It's like, you know, and now I come
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out of the restaurant, I feel great, you
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know, I'm back to me, the me you love,
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you know, the me that you guys are
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sitting here going, why I love this guy,
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you know, something like that. I just
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think it's so smart to take out what
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they we call, I don't know if this word
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means anything, chuffer.
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Chuffa is just like the stuff in between
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that doesn't mean anything. the
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pointless
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meanderings. You know, sometimes you
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have to use it to make a transition and
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if you don't really have one, you can
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walk around the stage and pretend like
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you're thinking up a new big. Oh, I
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don't remember what I want to talk
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about, you know, that kind of thing, you
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know, but the more you can unify it, you
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know, without looking like this is
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random,
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uh, I think it makes a stronger
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performer. Um, all right. Um, any any
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thoughts or
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I have a question for you. When I
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started doing standup, I feel like I did
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everything very very
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scripted, sort of like very by the book.
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And it's I'd riff a little bit, but it
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was the goal was like to deliver the
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jokes I wrote, found out the best way to
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write them. And like recently, I've been
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feeling like a a reverse thing to what
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you've been saying, which is that
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find those moments of dead time to be
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yourself on stage without the jokes or
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just to
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learn what that space feels like a
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little bit more. How do you feel about
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that back and forth?
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Yes. No, I think you're absolutely right
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because, you know, trimming comes after
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you've achieved looseness.
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Yeah.
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And so, you have to you don't want to
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stand there and tell jokes. You It has
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to feel like it's coming from a person.
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and uh not just a joke teller. So in the
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years that you're doing it on stage, you
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do develop your own personality. And
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what you have to learn is to make those
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jokes sound like they're coming from you
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and you're not they're not scripted that
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you're kind of being spontaneous. You
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have to fake spontaneity. And you know
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the great performers can do it. They
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sound like they're just making it up
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right then. So yes, I think that's a
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extremely valid thing to do.
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You're kind of creating an interstitial
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personality that sustains you uh in the
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moments of transition. So, you know,
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that's another thing to think about is
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style,
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right?
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It's like you're you're doing
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characters, you're doing standup. You
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think how can that and and I like the
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way you've done it. you you went
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seamlessly into a character in a strange
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way. And one thing that's that's good is
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you made it about yourself and not say
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you ever meet the guy who goes into a
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restaurant who's really that's really
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smart because when you make it about
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yourself,
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everybody's uh um you're building a
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character. even if it's an abstract,
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even if it's non-coherent, you know, it
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doesn't really have to be coherent
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because you're an individual and you
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could be a million different things.
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Um,
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so you're you're selling you're you're
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selling yourself as either
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likable
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or disruptive or trouble.
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we just sort of reach deep down, you
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know, come up come up with something
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that you're going to be worthwhile
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standing on that stage in front of them.20238
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