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I'm meeting up with my best friend from high school.

Do you remember Evan Foster?

We used to hang out all the time when Sparrow was in Times Square, right?

That guy.

Yeah, he emailed me and told me he was back in town and that he wanted to meet

up.

Yeah, I'm stoked. I love that dude.

Alright, man. Catch you later.

James?

Yeah?

James, it's me. It's Evan.

Is this some kind of joke?

Are you punking me or something?

No, it's really me.

I didn't want to tell you in email.

I wanted to do it in person.

I don't understand.

I was struggling with my sexuality and gender issues all through high school.

When I decided to deal with it, I left town so I wouldn't be judged by people

that I grew up with.

This is blowing my mind.

But now I'm secure in who I am.

And it's time for me to come back and be honest with the people I love.

I'm sorry.

This is a lot to take in.

I braced myself for all kinds of reactions.

So if you can't handle it, I totally understand.

No, come on. You're my best friend.

I didn't understand when you just disappeared.

I thought we were always going to stay in touch for the rest of our lives.

I really missed you.

I've missed you too.

A lot.

I thought of calling you so many times or writing you, but I just wanted to be

ready.

I'm just sorry I didn't know we were going through.

And that you had to go through it alone.

That was my decision.

I couldn't face everything all at once. I needed to do it on my own time.

Well, you're a hot chick, I'll tell you that.

Good job.

Yeah, you think so?

Well, you weren't that good looking as the guy, so that's a big improvement.

Hey, I was the great looking guy.

Uh, no comment.

Hey, do you remember that guy Dylan?

The one who used to steal things from our lockers?

So what are you doing for us tonight?

I don't really have any plans.

Head back to the hotel, I guess.

Well, I don't have any plans either.

Should we go grab a drink or something?

Yeah, that would be great.

My hotel has a really great bar.

Cool.

I'm having a really great time, James.

It's really good to see you.

Yeah, it's good to see you too.

Cool room.

You must be doing well to stay here.

Well, I handle marketing for a big advertising firm.

It pays okay.

Do you mind if I hang out for a while?

Yeah, you had quite a few shots downstairs.

I wouldn't drive right now if I were you.

Yeah, that ministry makes me want to drink sometimes.

So when do you think you'll be back again?

You mean here?

I don't know.

I live pretty far away now.

Maybe now and then.

Ah, that sucks.

Feels like old times again.

Only now, instead of a dude, you're this incredibly hot chick.

I'm glad you think it's an improvement.

Well, I'm a red -blooded man.

Can't help but notice.

That's the ultimate compliment coming from you.

I know you're always really picky about women.

Well, it was hard finding a girl who was as much fun as hanging out with you.

Know what I mean?

She would have to be something really special.

Yeah, we did have some good times.

I felt like you were the only friend that could ever really understand me.

That's why I felt so bad that all those years you couldn't confide in me.

You know, about what you were going through.

And we lost all those years where we could have been hanging out.

Well, we're hanging out now.

That's what counts.

Is it okay to give you a hug?

Come on, of course.

It's me.

I don't know.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Uh...

hmm hmm hmm

Nam.

Nam.

Ahhhh.

Yeah.

It happens.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh.

Back.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

No.

Bye.

Fuck, I'm gonna cum.

I'm gonna cum.

Oh

my god.

Oh my god. Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yes. Okay.

Thank you very much. Those facts are definitely a need. Yes. Okay. So I will

have my secretary be waiting for them. They'll be in there in the next couple

minutes.

Excellent. Thank you.

All right. Appreciate it. All right. Bye.

Natalie.

Can you come in here for a minute?

Sure, I'm coming right up.

Natalie, I'm expecting some faxes to come in, and when they do, I need to

them and then fax them back to the opposing counsel.

We're asking the court for a continuance, so they have to be

No exceptions.

Oh, I'm glad Patrick finally agreed to the continuance.

He's been way too stressed out with the Meyer case heating up too.

Yeah, everything coming down on me at once.

But this will give me a little breathing room, and then I can prepare for the

other trial.

Well, just let me know if there's anything I can do to help you.

He's been so tense lately.

He should take a few days to de -stress.

Yeah, actually, I might just sleep in tomorrow.

I'll hold down the fort here, so don't worry about a thing.

Thanks, Natalie.

You're the best.

I'm going to go check on that fox.

Oh. Here you go. The confirmation sheet and the fox went through just fine.

Well, thank you very much, Natalie.

Now enjoy your evening. Go home and get some rest. You deserve it.

I'll see you tomorrow

Thank you.

Oh, why the hell not?

I have no time for a normal relationship anymore.

Hi. I'm calling about your services.

Uh, yeah.

I'm looking for an escort, I suppose.

I'll call, yes. No.

I mean in call, like in my house where she comes to me.

Yes, I'm going to pay in cash.

That's fine. Well, I like brunette.

Maybe on the petite side, exotic.

If you have anyone that fits that description.

My name?

John Smith.

Right?

I really would prefer if we did use my real name. Is there any way we can avoid

giving that to her?

It's just that I'm a pretty high -profile litigation attorney, and that

be... Okay, that's perfect.

Yes, I appreciate you keeping it between us. Thank you.

Sure, I'll give you my name and address. No problem.

Come in.

Is that you, Mr. Stevens?

Mr. Stevens, yep.

That's me.

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind starting me off with a massage.

Oh, and the money's right here on the table.

Of course.

I feel good You

know I don't usually do this That's fine

Holy shit.

Natalie?

I thought it was you, but I don't want to say anything.

I was totally sure.

Oh my God, but you're my secretary. What are you doing working as an escort?

I just sit on the side.

It excites me.

Jesus.

This is really weird.

I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry. I can't believe this happened.

What are the odds?

Well, it's not really that terrible, is it?

Because to be honest with you, it's not that terrible to me.

In fact, it's not that terrible at all.

Thank you.

mm -hmm

Oh, Natalie,

that feels so good.

Hmm.

Wow.

Sorry.

Thank you.

I've been wanting to do this ever since I started working for you.

Whoa.

Oh.

Thank you.

um

Mmm.

Ah

It feels so good.

Um.

um um

No.

Mm. Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Hello? Hi Laura, it's me.

Has she been behaving for you?

Oh, she's been sleeping most of the morning, actually.

Oh, good.

She was up a lot during the night. She's probably exhausted.

I am, too.

Well, newborns are known for causing a little bit of sleep deprivation.

Of course.

Don't worry about anything.

She'll be fine.

It's so hard to leave her, but I'll be back tomorrow afternoon and I'll come

straight home. Trust me.

Have a good flight and relax.

Everything will be fine until you get back.

You are a lifesaver, Laura. Thank you so much.

Okay. Bye now.

Hey, Robert.

I sent the baby back to sleep.

Oh, thank you so much.

Did my wife call you?

Yeah, she told me that she had to go straight to the airport and to just wait

for you.

Thank you so much for all your help.

She kind of got him back to work this time without someone reliable being

for the baby.

You've probably had a long day yourself.

Can I make you a little bit of dinner before I go?

Oh, that's okay. I can ask you to do that.

No, really.

It would be my pleasure.

Well, in that case, how could I refuse?

Thank you, Laura.

You know, it's funny how little I know about you.

I just see you when I'm running to work in the morning, or as you're leaving

when I get home.

Sometimes it's just nice to have a minute to talk.

Well, you and your wife are both busy people.

And I'm here to make things easier.

I'm going to take up even more of your time.

Just tell me about you.

For the fun of it.

Your life.

Your day.

Well, there isn't much to tell.

When I'm not here, I'm just at the community college at one of my classes.

I lead a pretty boring life.

No boyfriend or anything like that?

I find that hard to believe.

No. I think I'm too shy.

I can never even tell when someone's flirting with me.

By the time I've figured it out, they've given up and moved on to somebody else.

Well, maybe they're not being obvious enough.

Guys can be afraid of rejection too, you know.

Especially when it comes to pretty girls.

I don't know.

Maybe.

I just know that I spend a lot of time alone.

Well, that's a shame.

These are supposed to be your fun years.

Before you settle down and get into a rut.

I don't know.

It seems pretty nice to be in a rut.

Like... Like a junior wife.

You seem to have it all.

It depends on what you mean by...

Having it all.

We don't spend much time together anymore.

When she got pregnant, it kind of became all about that.

And we didn't get... How do I put this?

Intimate as much as we used to.

And once Anna was born, well, it's just been so hectic.

We just collapsed into bed at night without even saying a word.

I'm sure that'll change.

Maybe.

But I've talked to some of the married couples I know, and they say, hey,

reality. You don't stay on the honeymoon stage forever.

Once you get married and have kids, life is about working your butt off to pay

bills and catching whatever little sleep you can.

I was told it was called living happily ever after.

That's how they get people to keep doing it.

I think I'll believe in the fairy tale a little while longer.

Anyway, I'm sure you're pretty tired.

I should probably head out.

Okay, I understand.

You've certainly put in a full day.

I don't know.

Huh?

Oh.

Wee.

Yeah.

mm -hmm

Yeah, it's probably for the best she has been happy for a really long time she's

driving me crazy I Wanted to save the relationship, but it's just a never

-ending battle At some point you just got to call it you know what I mean

It's still tough

though

Let me have one more round

Hey

there

Hi. Oh, hey. Do you want to move down a seat so you two can sit together?

No, it's okay. We don't mind sandwiching you.

If you don't mind.

No, no, not at all.

I'm Dawn. This is Jane.

Well, very nice to meet you, lady.

Thanks for brightening up my corner of the bar.

Yeah, you sounded a little depressed.

Sorry, but we couldn't help overhearing your conversations.

Oh, great.

So you heard I was just doped.

Definitely the first thing I want two beautiful women to know about me. Oh,

I'm not judging you. We just think you're really cute.

Change.

No, let her talk.

Well, we were noticing you and sorry for eavesdropping.

So, what are you girls up to tonight?

Not too much.

Yeah, we don't know yet. We were sort of wondering what you were going to do.

Well, as you probably already guessed, I don't have any plans.

Maybe we should all hang out together.

Yeah, I don't mind that. What about you?

I have a feeling there are worse ways to spend my first night in a single bed.

Okay, well, we're just going to run to the ladies' room and then we can go.

Jane?

We'll be right back.

Thank you.

That is fucking unbelievable.

Those two girls are gorgeous.

They're not hookers, are they?

Well, then I must be the luckiest dude on the planet.

I've never even had a threesome before.

The ex wasn't into it.

Can you believe that?

Well, it's definitely going to be an interesting night.

Thanks for the drink.

Thank you.

They're amazing.

That was like a dream.

Sure am.

So, are you open -minded?

Very. Like, really open -minded?

Um, yeah. How open -minded are we talking about?

Like this open -minded?

No fucking way.

No fucking way.

You were turned on a little while ago. We're the same two girls.

Hey. Take off your panties.

Oh my god.

Look at that.

You want it?

I don't know.

Are you serious?

Do you want to punk her?

I thought I did.

She has the same growl.

Yeah? She has the same growl.

Fuck.

Hmm.

You like that baby?

Ooh.

Huh?

Just give her that cup.

Oh yeah.

You'll never have time for me to join.

Oh, no.

Yeah?

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I love it all.

Give her some water.

Take that cock, baby.

Take that cock.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck you.

Fuck you, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you, baby.

God damn.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

Give us some cum, baby. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh.