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Take Ritchie home, he's
tired, you're tired.
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We can do this another night.
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You know what?
Come to my house
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and then after I put Ritchie
to bed...
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at least we can make out
a little bit before I pass out.
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[snoring]
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Um... here's the thing.
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What? Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I know what
''Here's the thing'' means.
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I don't want to hear it.
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I don't really
want to hear it.
I really,
really like you.
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We've been going out
for three months.
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We just started to develop
deep psychological bonds.
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Yeah, and in three months
we've gone on six dates?
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Oh, God, I know.
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I know, this is impossible.
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You're right.
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So you're dumping me?
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Well, I'm going to tell people
that I dumped you.
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Okay, bye, sweetie.
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Have a good day
at school, okay?
Okay.
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I'll be in the parking lot,
in the car, if you need me.
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Oh, I'm going
to miss you.
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alright, bye, Mom.
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Bye, darling.
Hey...
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Uh, you're squishing
my homework.
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Oh. Okay, sorry.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Hey, Christine.
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You okay?
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Yeah, sure, I'm fine. Why?
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Well, just, you know,
pajamas in public.
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Oh, yeah.
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I broke up with my boyfriend.
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And he used to dress you?
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Life goes on... for some.
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Okay...
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wh-what are you doing?
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Oh, ChapStick.
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My, uh, [clears throat]
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lips got really dry
from the salt in my tears.
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No, Christine,
that's lipstick.
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Yep.
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Oh, here comes
Marly and Lindsay.
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Well, of course.
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Well, look who got
all dressed up today.
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Oh!
Oh! With makeup
and everything.
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Yeah, I'm a mess.
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I wonder what's
living in her hair.
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I don't know--
bird, possum...
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[voice breaks]:
my broken dreams.
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Oh...
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Well, don't cry.
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It ruins everything.
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She broke up with
her boyfriend.
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No, he broke up with me.
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I mean,
why wouldn't he?
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Look at me.
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Okay, I was going
to say that.
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What's she doing?
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I'll tell you what I'm doing--
I'm dying alone.
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alright,
this isn't fun.
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Yeah, I just had the
urge to hug her.
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I don't know
what's happening.
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Let's split up.
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Uh...
I...
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Well, you freaked
them out.
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That's got to
cheer you up.
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Yeah.
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That's kind of funny.
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[chuckling]
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That's the first laugh
I've had in a few days.
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[laughing]
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It feels good to laugh.
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[laughing harder]
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Okay.
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[continues laughing]
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That's-that's enough.
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[laughing]
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Okay...
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[laughing hysterically]
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Let's get you off
of school property.
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[hysterical laughter continues]
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I can't wait for Christine
to feel better.
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I've had to do everything.
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I've had to buy a birthday
present for Ritchie's friend,
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I had to wrap the present.
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What else?
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That's it.
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Just be thankful
you don't live here.
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I could hardly study last night
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with all the deep sighing
and cork-pulling.
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Okay, I'm here.
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How's Christine doing?
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Not good.
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She's really emotional.
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She called me at 3:00 in the
morning to tell me she loved me
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and that I was the best
white man she ever had.
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So you'll take Ritchie
to his party?
Yeah.
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Wait, why am I here?
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I thought you needed help
babysitting?
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I do, but not Ritchie.
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You will be taking care of that.
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Hey, what if I were
to take Ritchie
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and you can take
care of that?
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I can't.
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Look, I'm not great
with emotions.
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When a woman cries,
the only way I know
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how to make them feel better
is to sleep with them.
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And that stops the crying?
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Every time.
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Most times.
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Sometimes.
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Listen, come on, Barb,
I need to go out.
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I don't think
she should be left alone.
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I'd like to help, but I can't.
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Oh, why not?
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I have no compassion.
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She was with this guy
for three months.
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I was with Pete for ten years.
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I'm going through
a very tough divorce here.
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I'm sad.
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Is there anything I can do?
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Get off of me.
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Barb, all you have to do is
top off Christine's Chardonnay
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and throw her body pillow
in the dryer
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to warm it up
every once in a while.
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on, I have my first
required therapy session.
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Therapy?
Did a judge order it?
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Not this time.
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It's part of my training
to become a therapist.
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12 sessions to get
a patient's perspective.
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Are you going to talk
about your mother?
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If I were you, I would.
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I saw a shrink for a while
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and all we talked
about was your mother.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh! Richard, that is pathetic.
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Give me that.
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Wow, what happened
to you?
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You were haunting the house
last night.
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Yeah, I decided
I am done with that.
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Hi, Barb.
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So, Richard, you know what?
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I am going to take Ritchie
to the party after all.
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Oh, I love parties.
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Why am I here?
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Yeah, that's just what
I asked myself.
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Why am I here,
depressed, over what?
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I had a three month relationship
with a guy that I liked.
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How long can you be sad
about that?
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You took to your bed
for three days
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when Melinda Doolittle
got kicked off Idol.
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Don't bring that up.
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Anyway,
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I decided that I would
allow myself a day
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for every month that we were
together to be sad.
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So, that's three days.
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And then I added a day
because he's gorgeous,
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and then I added another day
because he said I was gorgeous,
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and then I added two more days
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because other things
about him were...
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[clears throat]
...very good.
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So, um, add all of that up,
that's seven days,
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which were up yesterday.
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That easy, huh?Mm-hmm.
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Let's see, how long
should I be upset about Pete?
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We were married for ten years,
he's a son of a bitch.
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Run those numbers.
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Hello, Matthew.
Hi.
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It's nice to meet you.
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I'm Dr. Jacobson.
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Looking forward to
working with you.
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Yeah, me, too.Why don't you sit down.
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Uh, they told you
I'm not a real patient, right?
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This is just a part
of my training.
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You can still sit down.
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A lot of people
get nervous
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about this part
of their studies.
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How are you feeling?
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I feel well. Good.
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Not a real patient.
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So, what would you like
to talk about today?
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Well, look, I can probably
save you a lot of time.
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I've got some mommy stuff.
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I mean mother stuff.
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Smother stuff.
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Some other stuff. Hah!
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I love that pause thing
you're doing.
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It's very effective.
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I might use that
with my patients.
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So, yeah, thanks to Mommy,
uh, intimacy issues,
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weird sense of identity,
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uh, you know, never really had
a long term girlfriend.
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But sexually active.
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Pause.
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Do you live
with your mother?
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Oh, God, no.
I live with my sister.
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Is this an
exercise party?
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No, it's a rock
climbing party.
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Yeah, it'll be fun.
You get to go up a wall.
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You can pretend to be
a mountain climber
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or Spider-Man.
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Scary.
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Hi, I'm Melanie.
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You must be here
for Jackson's party.
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No.
Yeah...
yeah, you are.
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Go climb.
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I'll help you get
in a harness.
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This is an exercise party.
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No, it's...
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Christine.
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Hey, you
cleaned up nice.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, I decided
to get over it.
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You can just do that?
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Yes, it turns out you can.
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Look, Christine,
I have my own set of problems
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so I would really
appreciate it
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if you wouldn't
unload on me again.
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Yeah, you nearly
ruined my mani-pedi.
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It's okay, alright?
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I'm better now.
I don't have a problem.
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Oh, someone must have
adjusted her meds.
Yeah.
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Um... so, uh,
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what did the doctor give you?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just all bootstraps,
self-respect and strength.
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Well, that doesn't
help me at all.
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You really turned things
around from this morning.
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Yeah, well,
you know what?
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It's not like I had a marriage
fall apart or anything.
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You know what
that's like, right?
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Yeah, I do.
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Yeah.
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You think you found
your soul mate.
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You put in the best years
of your life.
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You must feel like a chump, huh?
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[chuckling]
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Is this who you're
going to be now?
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Sorry, I'm just feeling
powerful, you know.
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It's good to be in charge
of my emotions.
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I don't feel like
a victim anymore.
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You know what I mean?
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Ritchie didn't want
to climb.
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He didn't want
to wear the harness.
Oh.
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What?
[whispers]:
It hurt my privates.
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Okay, everybody,
it's time for ''Happy
Birthday.''
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So, if you follow Sam
into the other room,
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he'll take you there for cake.
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And if the parents want a chance
to climb while the kids are off,
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I can help you with that.
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Oh, I would love to.
255
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Yeah. I am living my life.
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I'm taking my power back,
you know?
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I'm going to enjoy
how full my life is.
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I'm not going to obsess about
what I don't have, you know?
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00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,293
'Cause what I do have
is pretty great.
260
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:02,817
I'm not going to count on
anyone else to make me happy.
261
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:07,523
I am the master
of my own happiness.
262
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,347
Oh, don't look at my ass
on the way up.
263
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,573
Okay?
264
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,142
No, you know what?
265
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,218
Do.
266
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,265
No, no, no, no, don't. Don't.
267
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,933
So, let's see,
you have no close friends,
268
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:30,024
no lasting relationships
with women.
269
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:33,114
Because my mother counted on me
to fulfill her emotional needs.
270
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,464
Mother issues bought me
a beach house.
271
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,164
Where my mother is staying,
by the way.
272
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,682
But I'm thinking
273
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,466
that might not be
your central issue.
274
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:43,951
Are you kidding?
275
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,731
My mother's picture
is my screensaver.
276
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:49,865
She still makes me go
bathing suit shopping with her.
277
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,830
Matthew, there's no doubt
you've mother stuff.
278
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,478
In fact, your mother stuff puts
my mother stuff in perspective,
279
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,923
and I got some mother stuff.
280
00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,660
I even married a man
who looks like her, so...
281
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,714
But your mother is
not the reason
282
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,582
you can't have
a real relationship.
283
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,193
It's because you're already
284
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,763
in an all-consuming,
intimate relationship.
285
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,631
But not with your mother.
286
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,723
With who?
287
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,201
Your sister.
288
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:20,900
[mimics vomiting sound]
289
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,071
You seem to be having
a strong response.
290
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,597
Well, because it's gross.
291
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,730
Ugh!
292
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,902
Very interesting reaction.
293
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,118
It's not ''interesting''.
294
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,726
It's, it's gross.
295
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,737
Well, just think about it.
296
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,479
No. You can't make me.
297
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,739
My sister and I have a perfectly
normal relationship.
298
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,053
Marry me in a second.
299
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,388
Call me when you're free.
300
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,527
Help me be a woman again,
Matthew.
301
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,090
Yeah, come on in. We're
having a make-out party.
302
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,827
What would happen
if we had a baby?
303
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,008
You and me?What?
304
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,013
Let's just play with it.
305
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:50,104
♪
306
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,838
[mimics vomiting sound]
307
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,457
There you go!
308
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,984
You're almost
at the top.
309
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,897
That is high.
310
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,335
Keep going.
311
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,776
Man, this place is wedgie city,
isn't it?
312
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,129
I've seen some terrible things.
313
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:20,002
Ma'am, reach for that
blue hold on your right.
314
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,793
Why aren't you moving?
315
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,789
CHRISTINE:
I loved him.
316
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,921
And now I'm all alone.
317
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,757
[panting]
318
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,377
So, how are things?
319
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,380
Good.
320
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,382
Good.
321
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,864
You?
322
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,864
Oh, good, good.
323
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,866
Oh, I had a question
for you.
324
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,868
What the hell's
going on?
325
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,441
I don't know.
326
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,519
I was reaching
for that hold over there
327
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,348
and I thought, ''Ooh,
328
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,746
I'm going to make it
to the top.''
329
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,750
And then I thought,
330
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,752
''Oh, who cares?''
331
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,795
Who cares if I make it
to the top?
332
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,981
I'm sure there's a lot
of people who care.
333
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,588
No, Mike.
334
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,588
There's nobody.
335
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:29,630
Nobody cares
if I make it to the top.
336
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,678
Look, can we talk about
this on the ground?
337
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,684
Ritchie was right.
338
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,946
This hurts my privates.
339
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,691
You're wearing a kid's harness.
340
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,873
And no underwear.
341
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,871
Can we please
get down?
342
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,873
I can't.
343
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,915
I'm sad.
344
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,621
Look.
345
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,698
One relationship
didn't work out.
346
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,877
That doesn't mean
it can't work out
with someone else.
347
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,884
I tried to snap myself
out of it
348
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,706
on my own, but I can't.
349
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,713
I need help.
350
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,575
I need my brother.
351
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,147
Would you mind calling him
for me?
352
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,374
My, my phone is
in my purse.
353
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,373
He's number one
on my favorites.
354
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,455
Actually,
he's my only favorite.
355
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,424
Could you just
push redial?
356
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,116
Got it.
357
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,823
Okay.
358
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,821
Bring me down.
359
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,913
Gentle.
360
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,911
Gen-Gentle.
361
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,523
Quickly. Quickly.
Gentle.
362
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,913
Gentle. Quick.
363
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:34,873
[phone ringing]
364
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,526
[ringing continues]It's not stopping.
365
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:42,926
Do you need to get that?
366
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,359
No.
367
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,355
Don't you want to know
who it is?
368
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,057
No.
369
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,934
Do you know who it is?
370
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,936
Yes.
371
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:53,939
Hey.
372
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,290
Where is she?
Oh.
373
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,247
Wow, how far up
is it?
374
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,679
I've seen worse,
but I'd say
375
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,506
she's not going to be able
to wear those pants again.
376
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,165
I meant how far up
the wall.
377
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,170
Oh, about 20 feet.
378
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,173
Matthew?
Is that you?
379
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,035
Where were you?
380
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,047
I need you to
help me get off.
381
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,789
I need you to use
different words.
382
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,050
I think
you'd better go up there.
383
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,234
Your wife's having a hard time.
384
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,789
Ugh!
385
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,616
We're keeping the kids
in the party room
386
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,104
until we resolve
the situation.
387
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,104
Apparently,
this happens a lot.
388
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,106
The wall brings up issues
for people.
389
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,978
Mainly divorcées
390
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:37,240
and people who've recently lost
a lot of weight.
391
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,334
Cake's good.
392
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,779
Hey, what's up?
393
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,693
Where were you?
394
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,388
I needed you.
395
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,215
What the hell are you doing?
396
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,703
I don't know.
397
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,403
I thought I had it
all planned out.
398
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,140
I gave myself seven days.
399
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,011
I thought
I would be better by now.What,
400
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,323
of course you're
not going to get
401
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,658
over Mr. Harris
in seven days.
402
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,927
You're human, not
an alarm clock.
403
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,931
You're right, Matthew.
404
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,983
I'm not an alarm clock.
405
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,500
It'll take as long
as it takes,
406
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,023
and then one day
you'll feel better.
407
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,497
We've been through this before.
408
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,456
With Richard,
with Melinda Doolittle.
409
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,381
You always know what to say.
410
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,253
God, you're so smart,
Matthew.
411
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,384
You're going to be
a great therapist.
412
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,387
Yeah, I don't know.
413
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,739
You're never going to leave me,
are you?
414
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,129
What?
415
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,702
Why are you saying that?
416
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,908
Because... you're the only one
417
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,958
who cares if I make it
to the top.
418
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,314
Really, you're always
there for me.
419
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,574
And I'm so grateful.
420
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,193
I need a hug, Matthew.
421
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,539
I don't want to.
422
00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,802
No.
423
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,934
Just... just...
No.
424
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,937
Just give me a hug,
please!
425
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,549
Oh.
426
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,029
Just to feel you close to me.
427
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,460
Yeah, my therapist says
428
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,246
we have an overly intimate
relationship.
429
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,901
What?
430
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,644
Yeah, and that's why I
can't have any lasting
431
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,295
relationships
with woman.
432
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,779
Don't...What?
433
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,559
No, no.
434
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,603
I can't get off.
435
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,868
I can't get off.
436
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,390
Cut the rope!
437
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,653
Please cut the ropes!
438
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:25,775
Oh, I can't get off.
439
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:26,777
Cut...
440
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,568
♪ Ooh...
441
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:32,662
♪ Ha-ah-ah.
442
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,713
Christine?
443
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,099
I hope she's okay.
444
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,712
She wasn't answering
her cell phone.
445
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:40,542
She wasn't at the gym
or the Souplantation.
446
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,111
I don't know
where else to look.
447
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,539
I'm okay.
448
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,795
I'm fine. I'm here.
449
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,067
Just go on with your lives.
450
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,680
Okay.
See you.
451
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,420
No, no, no, wait!
452
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,511
Wait, listen.
453
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:56,290
Matthew's therapist thinks
he should move out.
454
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,816
She says we have an unhealthy
relationship.
455
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,250
And why are you listening
to some stranger?
456
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,167
Because she's a doctor.
457
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,782
I always thought
therapy was a crock.
458
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,173
I once had a therapist
tell me,
459
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,646
because I was born
by C-section,
460
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,737
I'm always looking
for an easy way out.
461
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,086
Yeah, and I slept with our
marriage counselor.
462
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,876
Ah, see,
there's two examples
463
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,620
of a therapist
not helping.
464
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,321
Well, one.
465
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,278
I just, I've got
to let him go
466
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,240
if it's the best thing
for Matthew.
467
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,719
Man, I'm going to miss him.
468
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,279
You're an idiot.
469
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,846
Wow.
470
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,633
You really don't
have compassion.
471
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,027
No, I don't get it.
472
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,550
First she lets a three
month relationship
473
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,813
with some guy level her,
474
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,025
and now you're going
to let Matthew
475
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,384
walk out of
your life?
476
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,473
Yeah, you used to fight
for things.
477
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,082
You had a lawyer on my
ass for two months
over a can opener.
478
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,044
I want that can opener, Richard.
479
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,082
Over my dead body.
480
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,087
Don't push it, Richard!
481
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,480
There's the fire.
482
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,703
Yeah.
483
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,182
That's the woman
I divorced.
484
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,052
You're right.
485
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,183
I can't just
give up.
486
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,355
Good girl.
Yeah.
487
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,050
I'm going
to get Matthew back.
488
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,098
What are you doing?
489
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,154
Just give me a second.
490
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,189
That harness really did a number
on my crotch.
491
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:20,943
Mmm.
492
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,335
And how did she take it?
493
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,688
Ah, okay,
there you are.
494
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,688
She took it well.
495
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,690
What are you doing?
496
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:28,731
Looking for you.
497
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,906
You must be Christine.
498
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,001
What are you doing?
499
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,739
I have something to say
500
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:36,390
to this therapist!
501
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,306
Would you like
to sit down?
502
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,221
No, I would not.
503
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,826
You can't just spend one hour
with a guy and convince him
504
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,578
that the most important
relationship in his life
505
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,800
is inappropriate.
506
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,318
I have a very strong,
normal,
507
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,543
healthy relationship
with my lover.
508
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,242
Uh, brother. Brother!
509
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,022
That's normal
510
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,935
to mess things up
like that.
511
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:06,067
Oh, yeah,
I know what you're doing.
512
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,767
You're doing the pause.
513
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,336
Well, guess what?
514
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,343
I can pause, too.
515
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,996
You know what your problem is?
516
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,477
You don't like how therapeutic
we are for each other.
517
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,743
Yeah. It's competition.
518
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,396
But we help each other.
519
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,970
For free, and for longer
than 50 minutes at a time.
520
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,709
What is the deal
with 50 minutes?
521
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,620
I helped him
survive our mother.
522
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,536
He helped me through my divorce.
523
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,581
I don't know where I would be
without Matthew and my son.
524
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:38,887
And wine.
525
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,333
And sleeping pills.
526
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,069
Hey, can you prescribe
sleeping pills?
527
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,720
No, I actually can't.
528
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:47,254
You can't even prescribe a pill.
529
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,989
But you can get him
to move out?
530
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,602
You know, you did come to
that conclusion awfully fast.
531
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,123
You just met me.
532
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,296
It doesn't seem
very professional
533
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,132
to make snap
judgments like that.
534
00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,819
Well, it's possible
535
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,127
I underestimated the value
of your relationship.
536
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,523
Ya think?
537
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,306
Come on, Matthew,
let's get out of here.
538
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,571
You know,
you're right.
539
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,183
Let's go home, Mom.
540
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,183
Did you just
call me mom?
541
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:11,565
I don't know.
542
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,188
I'd rather be your lover
than your mother.
543
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,879
I know. Me, too.
544
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,486
[both laugh]
545
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:23,057
You know what? Maybe
you should finish up the...
546
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,717
Yeah.
547
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,291
Do I make an appointment
with you,
548
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,758
or should I talk
to the woman...?
549
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:28,848
Out there.
550
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:29,846
Out there. Oh, yeah.
551
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,547
I'll grab... Perfect.
552
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,604
Thank you.
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