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[sighs]
Right.
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All right. Meeting
in a janitor's closet.
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Just another perk
of saving this town
on a daily basis.
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Yeah, it's like the bat cave,
but instead of cool computers,
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we got sawdust
to soak up vomit.
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Don't underestimate the power
of vomit sawdust.
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They served pizza burgers
for lunch.
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- [laughs]
- Yeah.
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[chuckling]
Well, okay.
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- Lyle, can we see that?
- Right, I tracked this down
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on the way to school.
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- Definitely leaked
from the game.
- Yeah, with this iron work,
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no doubt the craftsmanship
of the dwarves of Kajackisham.
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Plus, it says
"Made in Kajackisham."
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I got two more of these
in the trunk of my car.
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-I've got a couple in my locker.
-And I've got two.
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Which makes... several?
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Looks to me
like a puzzle quest
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is leaking out IRL.
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Got a bad feeling that
a horrible creature is coming,
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and we're gonna need
whatever these make
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to defeat it.
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Let's call Max!
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He programmed
Conqueror of All Worlds.
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- He'll know what's up, right?
- No.
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Yeah. We'll just call Max.
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Wait. That's a good idea.
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- What?
- It is.
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Congratulations, Dante.
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Your first good idea.
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It's a moment worth documenting.
My mom's gonna want to see this.
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Hey. This is my office!
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How 'bout y'all show
a little respect?
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Triple cheez-os?
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Oh, I can never stay mad
at you guys!
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Come here!
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[Dante laughs uncomfortably]
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[camera clicks]
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Hey, uh, Angie, could I
talk to you for a sec?
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No posed shots today, Gus.
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But wear your favorite shirt
every day!
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And maybe, just maybe,
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it'll make it
into the yearbook.
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All right. Also, I was
wondering if possibly,
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perhaps you'd like to go
to a movie or something?
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Sometime? With me?
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Oh, Gus. That's really
sweet of you to ask.
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[sighs]
But I have a boyfriend.
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You do? Who is it?
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His name is Steve Schmidt.
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- He doesn't go to our school.
- Oh. Okay.
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That's cool. That Steve
Schmidt's a lucky guy.
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I'm a lucky girl,
because Steve Schmidt
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is an awesome dude.
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He must be.
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[whispers]
You can go to class now, Gus.
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So, Angie, since when
do you have a boyfriend?
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Since never.
I made up Steve Schmidt
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as a way to nicely say no
to the guys
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that I don't want
to go out with.
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So Steve Schmidt
doesn't exist.
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Steve Schmidt is as real
as the report card
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you showed your mom.
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[laughing]
That wasn't real at--
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Oh! Oh, I get it!
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That's quite a victory
for you.
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Score one for me.
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[Wyatt] Just let me
talk to Max, okay?
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What's so important?
And make it quick.
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I'm getting fitted for
new torso magnets in 20.
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- Mm?
- Hmm?
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You wouldn't understand
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because you're not
a billionaire.
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Max. Seven of these pieces
leaked from the game.
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We just want to know
what they make.
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No idea. I subcontract out
the programming
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of low-level fetch
and assemble quests
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to a ten-year-old girl
in China.
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And not because she's cheap,
but because she is good.
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[sighs]
Sorry, Wyatt.
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Guess we'll have to just let
whatever horrible creature
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leaks out just
wreak havoc on the town.
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I mean, it's not like anybody
here will be held personally
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and legally responsible
for any damage.
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All right. All right.
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Maybe there's a way
I can help.
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- Follow me.
- Follow you? You won't
give us a ride?
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No.
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What is this?
A back alley?
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How's a grody back alley
going to help us?
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It's not just
a grody back alley, Wyatt,
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it's a grody back alley
next to a stanky building.
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It's not just
a stanky building.
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- Door up.
- [motor whirs, alarm sounds]
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I don't know what
those pieces make,
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but you can use
this place to store them,
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and figure it out.
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[Max]
Low-level humanoids,
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welcome to a little place
I like to call the Beta House
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because this is where you
keep your inventions
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that are
in the beta stage, right?
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This is where I keep
my beta inventions
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that are in the beta stage.
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My alpha inventions that
are in the beta stage
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are at the mansion.
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Look at those servers!
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And how long has that robot
been going to town
on that treadmill?
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He's not going anywhere.
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- It's a treadmill.
- [laughing]
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Lock up after you leave.
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Or don't!
These are the beta betas.
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The alpha betas
are the real gems.
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What? You're giving us
the keys?
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You can store and assemble
those pieces you're finding,
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you can hang out whenever
you want to discuss leaks,
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and do whatever...
non-geniuses do.
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I've got to run.
I'm late for a camel rodeo.
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Dudes, do you know
what this means?
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Yeah, man!
We just got a sweet HQ!
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An "HQ"? So what?
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We don't need an HQ,
we need...
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a central location
where we could store
our weapons and stuff--
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or we can meet and plan--
you know, like a home base No!
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A headquarters!
That's what we need.
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- Dante.
- Don't Dante me.
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I'm 100% right about this.
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Dante. "HQ" stands for...
headquarters.
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I didn't know
we were talking in code.
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C-057, Mississippi River,
Mississippi.
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Huh?
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See? Doesn't feel too good
to be left out, does it?
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[Wyatt]
This place is amazing!
It's got everything we need!
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Desks, chairs,
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wi-fi-- This place is better
than the business center
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- at the Motel Inn.
- Desks and chairs?
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You're killing me
with the boring, dude.
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Look at the stuff that we have
to mess around with!
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Think fast!
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- Caw! Caw!
- Caw! Caw!
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- Caw--
- Caw!
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- [clucking]
- [clucking]
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- [chuckles]
- Hey, let's get the pieces
and start assembling.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's the rush?
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We have to build something.
Otherwise, we're not going
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to be prepared to deal
with the next creature
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that leaks IRL.
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Okay. Listen.
You're too tight, dude!
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We gotta-- We gotta
loosen you up!
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I got it! Let's--
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throw a party
up in this H-Q!
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[chuckles]
Ha, ha, no way, Dante.
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I don't host parties.
I get invited to them.
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We're not going to throw
a party, okay?
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We're not gonna wreck,
or expose our new HQ.
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I'm ashamed of you two.
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What sort of decent,
self-respecting teenage boy
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gets handed the keys
to a killer pad like this
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and doesn't throw a party--
What are you, a pilgrim?
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Yeah, Alexis, you'd think
that a parallelogram
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is different than a rhomboid,
but in fact,
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a rhomboid is a type
of parallelogram!
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If you want, we can
grab a "something-ccino"
one night and discuss.
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But not Saturday night,
because I'll be studying
for my A.P. History test,
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which is on Monday?
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Yeah, I'm not
so sure I-- Dana!
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- Yeah?
- Did you get
that thing I sent you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- We should talk
about it, right now.
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You want a real shot
at Alexis?
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Run into her at a party.
You'd be loose.
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You could have more game.
You'd think of something better
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to hit her up about
than a rhombus.
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We're not throwing a party.
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Check it out!
I found another leaked piece.
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I'm going to the Beta House
right after school
to start assembling.
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I know we're not
throwing a party.
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- But Steve Schmidt is.
- Steve Schmidt?
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Oh, you gotta go
to Steve Schmidt's party.
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He is so cool, he graduated
from high school
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when he was 12, then graduated
from college when he was 15--
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and now he's kickin' it hardcore
before he goes to med school.
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- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
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That guy's-- Wait a minute.
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Steve Schmidt
is Angie's fake boyfriend.
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- Steve Schmidt doesn't exist.
- Exactly!
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Let me see that flyer.
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- This is our HQ!
- Shh!
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You can't have the made-up
Steve Schmidt host a party
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at our HQ...
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Look at you, Wyatt.
You're an old man at 16.
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I mean, have you ever
turned in an assignment late?
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- Of course not.
- Have you ever borrowed
a research paper
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- from the Internet?
- No. That would be cheating.
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That's good to know.
That's a gray area for me.
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I will not be turning
that paper in-- Hey! Hey!
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Have you ever slept
buck-naked with no blanket
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and the windows open
in December to catch a cold
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just so you can miss school
for a Star Trekmarathon?
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Why would I do that, when I
could just DVR the Star Trek?
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Uhh! To miss school!
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Give yourself a break, Wyatt.
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Sometimes you have to take
two steps backward
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to take one step forward!
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You really think
Alexis will be there?
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Everyone will be there.
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Hey, listen. Can't assemble
pieces of Friday.
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I'm going to
an off-the-chain party hosted
by the awesome Steve Schmidt.
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Here's the flyer.
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Time to break out
my party hoodie.
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Time to stare off into
the distance with victory.
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♪ [rap]
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This is
the coolest place ever.
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How did Steve Schmidt get it?
I mean, he's our age.
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Totally, but one time
Steve Schmidt went to Vegas,
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passed himself off as 21,
and hit the poker tournament.
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The dude's a straight genius
with numbers and odds, so--
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of course, he won
loads of cash--
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most of it's
in a Swiss bank account,
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but he bought this place
to store all his stuff.
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Well, none of it surprises me.
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I knew Steve Schmidt
would amount to something
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when I met him at camp.
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You met Steve Schmidt at camp?
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Oh, yeah.
He was my first kiss.
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Hey! I see him over
by the chips.
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I'm gonna go say hi...
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Man, if this were
my warehouse, I'd do exactly
what Steve Schmidt's done.
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- Except with a half-pipe.
- Awesome!
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You should mention that,
because Steve Schmidt told me
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- that's next on his list.
- Oh, man, Steve Schmidt's
like a god!
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey... I think I saw him
playing the Frog Cop machine.
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- Is he about this tall?
- Yep.
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- And his hair--
- Exactly.
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- And he's wearing--
- Without a doubt, that was him.
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Oh, man!
I should have said hi.
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Right on. Steve Schmidt's
an approachable dude.
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- What's up, Angie?
- What's weird Karl doing?
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He's staring
at our leaked pieces.
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I can see that.
But it's like he's in a trance.
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00:12:05,276 --> 00:12:06,829
- It's creepy!
- That's because weird Karl's
241
00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:08,935
done too much sudoku.
242
00:12:08,969 --> 00:12:11,558
I hear he can't even
get out of bed before
he knocks a puzzle out.
243
00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:14,595
Messed with his mind, man.
Now he only thinks in patterns.
244
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,943
That's sad.
245
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,742
Brace faces, line up.
246
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,709
Angie!
[chuckles]
247
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,850
How is it even possible
that you, out of every girl
248
00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:31,854
in Daventry Hills,
landed Steve Schmidt?
249
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:35,030
You know, I used
to have braces, too.
250
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:38,136
And then when the orthodontist
said I could take them off,
251
00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:39,793
I got them off!
252
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:44,315
This party's dead.
Braces, out!
253
00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:49,458
[laughs]
That was fun.
254
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,184
[sleigh bells ring]
255
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,568
What's up, Weird Karl?
256
00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:59,019
[clears throat]
You digging the party?
257
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,611
Good talk.
258
00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:13,275
[humming sound]
259
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:15,967
So Steve Schmidt calls,
and it's like, "Hey, Wyatt,
260
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:18,176
"let's hit up
that college lecture
on differential equations
261
00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:20,178
and friction coefficients."
262
00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,767
And I'm like, "Steve,
I don't feel right
263
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,804
"hogging you to myself
on Friday night, you know?
264
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:28,980
Throw a party! Share
yourself with the people!"
265
00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:31,672
I like you. Who are you?
266
00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:35,124
Don't answer.
I'm going to give you a name.
267
00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,575
Just let me think...
268
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,441
- Fun guy!
- Fun...
269
00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:43,753
'Cause you're a guy,
and you're fun!
270
00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:46,515
Refill, Fun Guy?
271
00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:48,482
Yeah, man.
272
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,106
Aerosol cheese.
You know it's good...
273
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,832
'cause it comes from a can!
274
00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:58,492
All right.
Seriously, that's-- Got it.
275
00:13:58,527 --> 00:14:01,012
Who wants cheese? You?
276
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:03,843
- Hi, Wyatt.
- Hey! Alexis.
277
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:07,294
I hear you know
Steve Schmidt.
278
00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:10,953
I more than know him,
we hang out all the time, so--
279
00:14:10,988 --> 00:14:13,369
[gasps]
Buy a girl a can of soda?
280
00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:15,958
- They're free.
- [giggles]
281
00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:18,581
I know!
I was being cutesy-flirty.
282
00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:21,239
Ohh!
283
00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:23,345
Good job, then. Come on!
284
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,039
Let's get some crackers
for this.
285
00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:31,698
See? Weird Karl's
doing something with
those pieces, man.
286
00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,286
Wyatt would want
to know about this.
287
00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:38,705
That is exactly why
we're not going to tell him.
288
00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,880
That's my boy!
289
00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:44,607
[contacts clicking,
humming]
290
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:58,414
Whoa...
291
00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:05,145
What are you guys doing
tomorrow night?
292
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:08,631
Well, Schmitty and I were going
to build a solar-powered bike
293
00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,461
tomorrow night--
but if you're free...
294
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:13,222
Maybe I could slot you in.
We could go see a movie.
295
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:16,881
- Or something.
- I'd love to, Wyatt!
296
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,503
But don't you have
to study tomorrow night
297
00:15:18,538 --> 00:15:21,472
- for your AP history test?
- What? No!
298
00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:23,025
No, that's the old me.
299
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,062
I mean, the new me
is like, dude--
300
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:28,065
Chill! Smell the roses.
301
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:29,894
[inhaling through his nose]
302
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,173
Or the girl's hair
that smells exactly like roses.
303
00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:36,832
Tomorrow night's perfect.
304
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,213
What time do
you want to meet up?
305
00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:40,905
How about, uh--
[cell phone ringing]
306
00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:46,946
Oh, fig pudding. Gotta go.
307
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,430
Wait, Wyatt!
308
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:53,435
Oh, excuse me,
ladies and gents.
309
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,747
Schmitty needs some help
putting together
the next playlist.
310
00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:00,407
Excuse me.
311
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,206
- We got a serious situation.
- I'll say we do.
312
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:08,968
I saw you with Alexis.
Wait, you need kissing advice?
313
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,211
Okay. First of all,
close your eyes,
314
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,282
because it creeps out a girl
when your eyeball's
a inch from hers.
315
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:15,767
Really? 'Cause I find that's
the most awesome part,
316
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:17,804
like possible
eyeball-to-eyeball contact?
317
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:19,564
That's how I'll know
when I've found the right one.
318
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:23,913
Fascinating. But not now.
Somebody assembled the pieces,
319
00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:26,537
and now there's this
giant object that's glowing.
320
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,297
And humming!
321
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,713
[softly]
Oh, man. Maybe
we should have told him.
322
00:16:30,748 --> 00:16:32,232
Told me what?
323
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,545
Weird Karl was going
all sudoku on the pieces.
324
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,305
Come on, guys. Why wouldn't
you tell me that
325
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:39,239
someone was making a monster
magnet right here at our HQ?
326
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,103
- [phone chirps]
- Oh, okay! Okay! The leak...
327
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,278
is almost here! We gotta
get everybody out!
328
00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:45,142
- What, now?
- Yes! Now!
329
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:48,800
Chill, Wyatt. I got this.
330
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:51,424
- I got it.
- Come on.
331
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,772
- Listen up!
- [music, shouting, laughing]
332
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,981
- Listen up, everybody!
- [needle scraping record]
333
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,846
Just a heads up:
334
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,813
Fire!
335
00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:06,922
It's okay. Steve Schmidt told me
this place was fire retardant.
336
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,061
- Fire!
- Retardant!
337
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:10,029
[chanting]
Fire... retardant...
338
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,444
Fire... retardant...
339
00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:14,585
Fire... retardant...
Fire... retardant...
340
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,449
No one's leaving. And look.
341
00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,037
The leak is on this block.
342
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,040
All right.
Desperate times, dudes.
343
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,697
Wizza's gonna have to
break out a little bit
of his magic.
344
00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:25,734
Let 'er rip.
345
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,981
Skedaddle-dactyl!
346
00:17:42,716 --> 00:17:45,650
Yo, the robot's
doing the Dinosaur!
347
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:47,342
Hey, let's make the dinosaur
do the Robot!
348
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,206
- Yes!
- It's easy.
349
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,282
What? Are you kidding me?
350
00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:58,042
Wait. Wait, what
are we going to do?
351
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,010
- The leak thing's almost here.
- Stand back, Angie.
352
00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:02,736
You're about to see
something ugly.
353
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,324
[whirring, banging]
354
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:10,158
Hey, girls and boys!
I hear there's a party goin' on!
355
00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:12,850
[laughing]
Let's all circle up,
356
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:16,509
so I can make everyone
some balloon animals.
357
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:22,515
This is not going to be
like my 10th birthday party
all over again!
358
00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:27,209
I said circle up! NOW!
359
00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:31,110
- [all screaming]
- [clown laughing]
360
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,253
Oh, look. A tiny car with
a bunch of your friends in it.
361
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,255
Huh?
362
00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:41,741
[laughing]
What a clown!
363
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,191
[phone beeping]
364
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:45,089
Totally saved the day.
It was a miracle.
365
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,678
You didn't save anything! The
leak is right outside the door!
366
00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:49,576
Just grab the--
the thingamathing.
367
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:51,578
[Angie]
What is that?
368
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:55,030
- I have no idea.
- No. I think
it's a magic window.
369
00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:57,066
We can hide behind it!
370
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,630
- What are you guys doing?
- Hiding from the thing
you're hiding behind.
371
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,425
Hold on.
372
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,741
Oh, this is gonna be bad!
373
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:20,952
♪ [jazz trumpet]
374
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,750
Greetings and salutations.
375
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:28,270
You have completed
Prince Aerospin's Fetch Quest
376
00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:32,964
and have assembled
the Button of Kajackisham!
377
00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,794
What the...
378
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,426
Well earned, brethren!
Well earned!
379
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:52,260
[trumpet blast]
380
00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:54,331
- Whoa!
- What just happened?
381
00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:57,196
We just unlocked
our first achievement trophy.
382
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,577
- I.R.L.
- [laughing]
383
00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:01,959
That's cool.
384
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,755
Even cooler, now we have
a place to show it off.
385
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:07,447
Just another beni
of having an HQ.
386
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,173
That's code for headquarters.
387
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,624
Well, this is code
for walking away.
388
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,422
Well, at least we got
to have an awesome party.
389
00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:19,010
Ended a little earlier
than I wanted, but that
390
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,047
won't happen next time.
391
00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:23,808
Um, next time? No, there's
not gonna be a "next time."
392
00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:26,604
We just risked exposing
our secret lives.
393
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:29,055
No, you know, Dante's right.
I'm glad we had a party.
394
00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:33,197
But with a great HQ
comes great responsibility.
395
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,854
Wait. You're glad
we had a party?
396
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:36,821
Yeah, you guys are right.
397
00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:38,685
I am too tight.
I need to have more fun.
398
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,067
If we hadn't have thrown
that party, I wouldn't have come
399
00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:43,794
this close to locking down
a date with Alexis.
400
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:47,556
- Hey, you still can, dude.
- No, I think that ship is sunk.
401
00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:49,282
Besides, she was only
interested in me
402
00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:51,215
because she thought I was
friends with Steve Schmidt.
403
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,460
But you still are friends
with Steve Schmidt.
404
00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:57,221
Yeah, I'm not breaking up with
Steve Schmidt any time soon.
405
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,154
He's have, like, ten girls
lined up to date him.
406
00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:01,881
True. We may never host
a party here again,
407
00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:05,471
but I... have a feeling
we haven't heard the last
408
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:08,301
of our dear friend,
Steve Schmidt.
409
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:10,407
To Steve Schmidt!
410
00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:21,935
- Laundry day, or Career Day?
- Neither!
411
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:25,629
Reggie's paying me money
to scare him until he gets
over his clown fear.
412
00:21:26,699 --> 00:21:28,114
Oh, so Career Day.
413
00:21:29,149 --> 00:21:30,185
I can hope.
414
00:21:33,947 --> 00:21:36,018
- [exhales]
- [beeping horn]
415
00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:38,504
I'm comin', Reggie!
416
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:40,782
Dry those tears, man!
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