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[engine revs]
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The Founders Day
pancake breakfast
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is very important to the town.
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Yep, making pancakes
by the hundreds is what you do
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to show something's important.
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And what's important
to Daventry Hills
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should be important
to you, Max:
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its most famous
and important citizen.
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Can you just donate a gift
basket so I don't have to deal
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with the stupid
required donations?
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I'm in.
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[both]
Yeah.
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Ooh.
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- What! Uh!
- Wow!
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What a great start
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- to a great gift basket.
- It's moist.
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Start? That's the whole
enchilada, my good man.
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That shirt has never
been washed.
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Ugh!
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[screams]
Ack!
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[Max]
Should go for thousands
of dollars to some fanboy
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who wants to feel closer
to my genius by...
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- Ew.
- Smelling my genius sweat.
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So genius sweat smells
like old fried onions.
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Good to know.
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[sniffs]
Who's frying onions?
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Ah, I wish I could
donate more,
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but I am really
strapped for cash.
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- Strapped for...
- How?
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- How does that...
- Looks like it.
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Anyway, I'm off to watch
my butler race motorcycles
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against other
billionaires' butlers.
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Hate to think what he
makes the gardeners do.
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No? Nobody?
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- No.
- All right
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We'd race them ourselves,
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but it's really dangerous.
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Let's do it!
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[engine revs]
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Aah!
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[all]
Oh!
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See? Dangerous.
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Aah!
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[Barbara]
Dante?
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I've been robbed.
Call the police.
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There is a burglar out there,
with 20 peanut butter jars
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and my Jack and the
Beanstalkstorybook.
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No, no, no. You said
I could take your junk
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to give to the rummage
sale to raise money
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for the Founders Day
pancake breakfast.
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There is a difference
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between junk and treasure,
Barbara.
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In my treasure was
the finely-illustrated
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children's book of
Jack and the Beanstalk.
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It meant everything to me.
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If it were so important,
where was it when I found it?
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- In...
- Uhh?
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In my place I keep
important things.
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You are taking my childhood
and profiting off it, Barbara.
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It was a storybook, Dante.
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You know if you want, we can
act it out like we used to.
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[low voice]
Fee-fi-fo-fum
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I smell the armpits
of a Dante son.
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No?
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[breathing quickly]
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That's when it hit me.
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Barbara is my evil giant.
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I'm her own Jack.
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Losing that book is
like losing my soul.
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That's too bad.
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I got the comic book store
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to donate some superhero comics
with funny animal sidekicks.
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My favorite is Captain Starlock
and the Astrodillo.
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I'm in pain here, Wyatt.
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Oh, you tend to yell a lot.
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So I thought we
were just sharing
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how our day was going.
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Sorry, Dante. Bummer, man.
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You know you can just download
that book to your phone, right?
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Shut the screen door.
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Uh, yeah, it's super easy
to get you books online.
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Hey, it's even easier
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than getting one of
Max Ross's stinky T-shirts.
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Yeah if I bid on that shirt,
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it's just because I feel sorry
for the fundraiser.
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Not because I...want it.
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It has to be exactly
the same version
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as this finely-illustrated
children's book.
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Boom! Done!
Magic of the Internet.
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[laughs]
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Take that, Barbara.
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Man, getting books online.
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What are they going
to think of next? Maps?
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Hey! These ribbons
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aren't gonna curl
themselves, people.
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Once upon a time, there lived
a poor woman and her son,
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in a cottage in a land
far, far away.
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Her son, named Jack,
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she spoiled even though
they were very poor.
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Spoiled-- oh, I wish.
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Barbara, you can learn
something from this.
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[Wyatt]
A leak.
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[sighs]
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[Dante talking in sleep]
Peppermint fink.
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I want a gumdrop kingdom.
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Barbara!
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What?
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Wow. How long have
you been there?
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- Hmm?
- Never mind.
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My socks aren't scattered
under my bed
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where I normally keep them.
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More innocent victims of you
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taking everything I love.
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Now you might want to
check your sock drawer.
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You put my socks in
my sock drawer?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Then where's my bug
collection?
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Oh, where it belongs.
The trash.
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[both gasp]
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Worst mom in all of history.
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[both gasp]
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Why must you be a constant
disappointment to me?
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Including this conversation.
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I'm okay with that.
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Knock, knock, knock.
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No one answered the door,
so I let myself in.
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Yeah?
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Wyatt.
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One of your friends.
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Hmm. No scars.
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No visible tattoos.
I like him.
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Start influencing him.
Okay, Wylie?
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Wylie?
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Got a leak situation.
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Why haven't you been
answering your phone?
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It's frozen on
Jack and the Beanstalk.
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I fell asleep reading
it last night.
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Come on. We got to leave.
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Okay, hold on.
Let me grab my jacket.
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Oh, dookie!
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She took my Princess
Kay collage, too.
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At least this whole place
isn't disorganized.
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You like that?
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She tossed my dead bug
collection.
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It will take me years of leaving
the screen door open
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with food on the table
to build it up again.
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And that is why I never
go to your house.
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Can we stop looking
for the leak
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and start fixing my phone?
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[whining]
I feel like I've lost
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Jack and the Beanstalk
twice in a week.
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[loud thuds]
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Fee-fi-fo-fum.
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I smell you, Englishman.
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I think we might have
found out
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what's wrong with your phone,
Dante.
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And also, we just saw a giant.
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[loud thuds]
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[car alarm]
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See? That is not a coincidence.
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That giant leaked from your
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Jack and the Beanstalk
e-book, man.
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Come on, man. You expect me
to believe that some--
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Excuse me, but...
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you wouldn't have
seen a huge giant.
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About yea high, growly
and sort of terrifying.
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He makes me feel funny
in me inside jelly pot.
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Shut the back door. It's Jack!
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I think he gets it.
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Good. And now we got
one half of the leak.
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Jack is not a leak.
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He's a hero.
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Do you skate? We should skate.
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I'm ever so sorry.
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I don't understand the word
skate, but, but
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might be because of the sheer
terror I'm feeling.
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Which I'm also
ever so sorry for.
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This guy, he's great.
He's sorry he doesn't skate.
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I don't see you guys being
sorry you don't skate.
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Don't worry. I'll teach you.
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And you can teach me
about destroying giants.
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And Barbaras.
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[growls]
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I can smell you, Jack.
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Looks like you've made
some friends.
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More for me to eat.
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Projectable basketball!
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[shouting]
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Raah!
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[all]
Aah!
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Okay, let's get out of here.
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Jack, want a lift?
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- Lyle, I'm jumping on.
- What?
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No, use your own legs, Curly.
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Aah!
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You can get down now.
There's no giant in here.
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He doesn't seem like someone
who'd be your hero.
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Okay, he looks
like he bathes.
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And he hasn't spit food on me.
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Beg your pardon, milady.
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Could you point me
to the nearest latrine?
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I have to make water.
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- Make water?
- Hum?
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Jack's gotta take a gee-whiz.
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[laughs]
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That you laugh at.
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Really nice of Jack
to pick up the giant's wallet.
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He must have dropped it
when he was chasing us.
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Woo, big, tall and beautiful.
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I like it.
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[laughs]
Look at the size of this thing.
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If we chopped this up,
we could-- we--
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We could have $1 million.
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Man, this giant's
wallet is so big,
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I wish he bought it
at a half-off sale
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because then it would be
half the size.
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Or half as heavy.
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Who's with me?
Okay, just me.
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- Look, we've got to bar Jack.
- Yep.
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And we got to bar that giant
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before he goes all
fee-fi-fo-fum on everything.
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No, no, no, no.
Jack is awesome.
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Dante, Jack is a leak.
He's got to go.
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Not anymore I don't.
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What are you chaps doing?
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I rather like that grand
display of fireworks.
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Go on, shoot some more.
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Okay, so none of our weapons
work on him.
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Maybe it's because Jack and
the giant aren't from the game.
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They're from an e-book.
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Or because fate has smiled
upon us on this grand day
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and bestowed on us
a second chance
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to employ Jack
the giant killer.
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You know what?
Maybe we can use Jack.
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In the story the giant says
he can smell Jack, right?
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I smell the blood
of an English...man.
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So we just wait here,
and the giant will come to us.
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Good idea. In the meantime,
I think I know a way
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I can hack the book
and send him back.
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It's going to take
a little time.
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Well, as long as our
giant bait is here,
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we know the giant
will come after us
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and not stomp through
Daventry Hills.
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Bam!
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And they're gone.
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You guys go find
Jack and Dante.
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Just make sure you find them
before the giant does.
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I am gonna go start
crunching some code.
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I already raised money
having a rummage sale,
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so I'm just going to eat
and get out of here.
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Umm, sounds nice.
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Teachers aren't allowed
to leave.
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00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:07,218
Or eat.
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This might be the new
story with you.
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But I'm your sidekick.
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00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:30,690
We'll just steal some food,
then we'll go giant hunting.
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00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:36,799
Uh, did you steal
Angie's wallet?
257
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,732
No, of course not.
258
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,492
That would be wrong.
259
00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:41,735
I snuck it.
260
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:42,909
Snuck it?
261
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:45,118
You know, sneak it
away from them,
262
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:46,913
and then later we sneak
it back to them.
263
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:47,914
It's a game.
264
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:49,950
Oh. Sneaking's fun.
265
00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:51,193
- Dante?
- Hi.
266
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:57,164
Jack, this is my Barbara.
267
00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:59,649
Please to meet you, ma'am.
268
00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:05,655
You're much too pretty and young
looking to be someone's Barbara.
269
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:09,038
Dante, I have to say,
first Waylon and now Jack,
270
00:12:09,073 --> 00:12:10,868
I am liking your new
set of friends.
271
00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,076
Good.
272
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:14,595
Pleased to meet you, Barbara.
273
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:17,633
[laughs]
274
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,773
No, you can't.
It's my pancakes.
275
00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:21,085
Just one pancake.
276
00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:22,672
- Who raised you?
- Just one.
277
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:30,301
Okay, there's free food
for parents and students.
278
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,786
So Dante and Jack got to be
around here somewhere.
279
00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:34,892
We better find Jack
before that giant does.
280
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:38,550
Hold up. That basket was
supposed to have all the DVDs
281
00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:40,552
of Dwayne "The Rock"
Johnson movies.
282
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:43,210
Who would be so horrible
that they'd steal
283
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,178
Dwayne Johnson DVDs
from a charity event?
284
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:53,876
[whistling]
285
00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:57,638
Has anybody seen my state
volleyball championship jacket
286
00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:00,607
and the other half
of my sandwich?
287
00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:08,304
Great!
288
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,030
Is it this much fun
when you sneak it back?
289
00:13:10,065 --> 00:13:13,137
Oh, of course.
It's the most fun part.
290
00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,839
Perfect.
291
00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:27,979
I left Angie at the fundraiser
looking for Jack and Dante.
292
00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:29,670
How's it going in here?
293
00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:31,983
Check the news.
No giant sightings yet.
294
00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,985
But I'm keeping tabs on all
the big and tall stores
295
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,919
'cause they're having
a giant sale, ah?
296
00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:40,060
- [groans]
- Anything me? No?
Nothing? Okay.
297
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,855
I think I figured out a way
to put them both back
298
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,926
in the e-book
once we find them.
299
00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,203
Check it.
300
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:47,171
- Stand back.
- Wait, hold on.
301
00:13:47,205 --> 00:13:49,656
If we're going to do a test
example, can it be a cute one?
302
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,278
I thought we were in a hurry.
303
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:53,660
You make time for beauty.
304
00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:55,110
[sighs]
305
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,147
Yeah.
306
00:13:58,182 --> 00:14:01,875
Okay.
307
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:02,980
Ooh.
308
00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:05,879
Hooray. Even more dwarves.
309
00:14:05,914 --> 00:14:09,158
I'll call you Brainy.
310
00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:11,851
And I'll call you...
311
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,645
Friday night.
312
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,234
- Hey.
- Ah.
313
00:14:16,268 --> 00:14:19,168
Okay, back she goes.
314
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:21,930
Hey man, it just started
to get interesting.
315
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:24,656
Dante is out there with Jack
who is being chased by a giant.
316
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,210
We have to help them!
317
00:14:26,244 --> 00:14:29,213
I just want to get advice
from someone else.
318
00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:35,805
Hmph.
319
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,015
Appears to be the warehouse
headquarters
320
00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:39,948
of a band of young
adventurers
321
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:43,710
in the early 21st Century.
322
00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:44,849
Whoa.
323
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,989
Dude is smart.
324
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:50,199
So, to save your friend Jack
from the giant once and for all,
325
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:53,271
you need to put him into
a different story in place
326
00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:54,755
of another Jack character.
327
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,723
Or write a new story.
328
00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:59,381
Of course that brings up all
sorts of other problems.
329
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:02,073
But no worries. I can solve
those for you as well.
330
00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:04,834
You're going to need
a humungous windmill
331
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,457
and a lot of radiation,
then when we --
332
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,390
All right, whoa.
We're kind of in a hurry.
333
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,151
So can we walk and talk?
Guys, huh?
334
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:14,051
Perfect. All right.
335
00:15:14,085 --> 00:15:16,190
You see, Holmes, all I have
to do is press this button,
336
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,986
and then Jack and the giant
will be sucked back into
337
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,194
the auxiliary port
of Blastaton.
338
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:20,781
Fascinating.
339
00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:22,300
And then they'll be
back in the e-book
340
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,888
where they belong.
341
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,821
Equally fascinating
is that tree over there,
342
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,719
which I'm going to
hide behind
343
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,929
as I've deduced from your
story that there's a giant
344
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,104
in the woods that likes
to eat Englishmen.
345
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:35,348
[clucking]
346
00:15:35,382 --> 00:15:37,108
Jack! Dante!
347
00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:41,492
Go away. We're not here.
348
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:44,944
Oh, really.
349
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,187
Oh, no. It's Sherlock Holmes.
350
00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:49,086
We can't outsmart him.
351
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,123
His hat has two fronts.
352
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:55,437
[giant]
Fee-fi-fo-fum.
353
00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:03,272
Time to eat!
354
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:04,964
[echo]
eat, eat, eat...
355
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,035
Put me back.
356
00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:08,450
I'll send Watson in my place.
357
00:16:08,484 --> 00:16:10,314
He's plump and delicious.
358
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,418
Get that dude out of here.
359
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,006
He's getting on my nerves.
360
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,283
Fine, maybe you're right.
361
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:16,044
Later, Holmes!
362
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:25,777
You know what else I smell?
363
00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:28,918
Another small child
who doesn't bathe often.
364
00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:31,024
Oh, just like Barbara.
365
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:34,855
Okay, Jack. Go get that giant.
366
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,099
Just like you always do.
367
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,894
Tally-ho!
368
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:41,379
Here we go.
369
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,177
[groans]
370
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:52,252
What?
371
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:54,806
Hey, was there a mugging
in the book?
372
00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:56,049
Oh, boy.
373
00:16:56,084 --> 00:17:00,019
That giant is
going to be so mad.
374
00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:07,992
[crying]
Why?
375
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:18,692
Uh...
376
00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:19,728
Oh.
377
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,906
The giant is crying?
378
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:29,910
Shouldn't he be smelling our
blood and trying to eat us?
379
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:38,747
Hey.
380
00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:42,061
Ah, Mr. Giant, sir.
381
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,097
Are you okay?
382
00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:46,824
No, I'm not okay.
383
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:50,793
I'm sick and tired of the Jack
boy terrorizing me all day.
384
00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:52,450
Wyatt! Wyatt!
385
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:53,831
Get over here.
386
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,764
You are making friends
with the enemy.
387
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:59,595
Everybody thinks
I'm the bad guy.
388
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,528
Look at the facts.
389
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:04,462
Some guy I don't know
climbs up to my neighborhood
390
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,809
and breaks into my house.
391
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:10,123
That mini cramp.
392
00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:11,504
- Hey Jack!
- Yeah
393
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,540
Not so nimble, are we?
394
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:15,128
[snaps]
395
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:17,061
[Lyle]
- Let's go.
- No.
396
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,582
Steals my golden harp
and my golden goose.
397
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:23,585
Made me reconsider having
so much gold in my house.
398
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,207
- [laughs]
- Then I wake up this morning,
399
00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:27,071
and my wallet is gone.
400
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,902
Don't listen to him.
He is the bad guy.
401
00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:33,250
Jack is the good guy.
402
00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:37,150
Um, I don't know about that.
403
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:42,604
Look at what the good guy did.
404
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:44,778
Stole the skull cracker.
405
00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:46,677
- Snuck it.
- Hey.
406
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:52,027
[Angie]
Oh. Snuck it.
407
00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:54,029
[screams]
408
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:11,633
You weren't going to sneak any
of this stuff back, were you?
409
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:16,534
[growls]
Fee-fi-fo-fummit!
We'll never catch him.
410
00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:17,949
Wyatt, you happen
to have an e-book
411
00:19:17,984 --> 00:19:19,882
of Little Red Riding Hood
on your phone?
412
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,160
- No.
- Come on.
413
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,644
- Yes.
- Yeah.
414
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,059
Do you want me to bring out
415
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,129
a girl in a red hood
to chase Jack?
416
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,614
Not exactly.
417
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:29,168
Aah!
418
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,307
[vicious growl]
419
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:40,696
Man, for a famous beanstalk
climber, that is embarrassing.
420
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:42,215
Should I suck up the wolf now?
421
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,976
Let him sweat a little longer.
422
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:46,323
[scream]
423
00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:48,773
[all]
Do it now!
424
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:52,708
Whoo!
425
00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:54,054
I thought Jack was a good guy
426
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,229
and the giant was evil.
427
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:57,713
Makes you think.
428
00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:58,783
About?
429
00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:00,164
Isn't it obvious?
430
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,235
No.
431
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:04,133
Sometimes the people you think
are the bad guys,
432
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:07,861
are the good guys and the good
guys are the bad guys.
433
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:11,210
Yes, that's why you should never
judge a book by its cover.
434
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,108
Even an e-book.
435
00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:14,937
[giant]
Laughs.
436
00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:18,976
[Wyatt] Finally, somebody
with my sense of humor.
437
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,013
Time to get you guys back
right where you belong.
438
00:20:22,048 --> 00:20:23,843
[Dante]
No, no, no.
Wait, wait.
439
00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:25,914
If we send them back now,
440
00:20:25,948 --> 00:20:28,606
Jack will just keep tormenting
the giant over and over again.
441
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,781
And we will not have righted
the wrong being committed.
442
00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:32,092
Fine, but hurry it up.
443
00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:33,646
You know, it's my first
night closing,
444
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,200
and you guys shouldn't
even be in here.
445
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,135
Now, before we send you back
into the book,
446
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:44,933
I'm giving you these therapy
foam bats.
447
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:47,729
Either of you feel frustrated,
you can use them
448
00:20:47,763 --> 00:20:52,837
to take out your aggression
in a safe way.
449
00:20:52,872 --> 00:20:53,838
Hey!
450
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,046
[Jack]
Okay.
451
00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:56,324
Aah!
452
00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:03,365
All right.
453
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,884
Dinner and a show.
454
00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:06,851
You're cleaning that up!
455
00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:11,787
Can't beat that
with a foam bat.
456
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:13,651
Huh?
457
00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:15,204
[laughs]
458
00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:22,281
[Lyle]
Angie, they're breaking stuff.
459
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,284
Whoo!
460
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,319
[Wyatt]
Okay.
461
00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,908
Show's over.
462
00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:31,220
[Barbara]
Dante!
463
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:33,947
Aha!
464
00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:35,190
Aha you.
465
00:21:35,224 --> 00:21:36,260
Caught you.
466
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,056
Doing what? Reading a book?
467
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,196
Well, that's not very like you.
468
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:44,026
Yeah, well sometimes the good
guys are the bad guys,
469
00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:46,995
and the bad guys are the...
470
00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:48,721
good guys.
471
00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:50,378
That's it. I'm
checking under your bed.
472
00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:52,138
No, no. I did not fish
my dead bug collection
473
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,450
out of the trash
and hide it under my bed.
474
00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:55,037
[gasps]
You...
475
00:21:55,072 --> 00:21:56,936
No, no, no.
476
00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:57,971
What's that smell?
477
00:21:58,006 --> 00:22:00,767
It's me. It's always me.
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