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Welcome back to First Timers, the show that asks the burning question, what

it take for two regular guys to fuck on camera?

Or better yet, what can these two regular guys take before they must fuck

camera? It's a game of restraint.

Or hopefully.

A lack of restraint.

Because if it was really about restraint, it would be boring, am I

In a first -timers first, we have a familiar face back to play again.

I came here to smash a hot dude.

There's literally no dick within 20 miles of Ball Springs.

Of course, you remember, Ethan.

This horny little humper couldn't wait to get plowed during his last time on

first -timers.

He was so eager that the careless cutie fucked away his prize package.

A damn shame.

How will I be approaching the game differently this time?

Well, first off, I'm not going to come straight in and seduce my co

That would be a good start.

Good for who, exactly?

We loved your prior penile vigor.

You guys have to be fucking kidding me.

Uh -oh. Mr. Happyhole looked quite...

Seriously?

Him? Have you seen him?

I came here to really play the game this time, and you give me a guy like him?

I've dreamed about a guy like this forever.

So, is he really mad?

Or sad?

Either way, this pairing looks mighty rad.

My first impression?

Where the fuck did this guy just go?

I can't go back in there.

If I go back in there, I'm going to be really challenged not to mount him and

ride him into the marble.

Um, is everything okay?

I can't look at him.

If I look at him, I'm going to be thinking about being in front of him on

knees with his dick in my mouth, slobbering all over it while I jerk

D 'Angelo.

I'm Ethan.

This guy's weird.

He won't even look at me.

I'm not sure if I'm just not a type, or if he's fucked in the head, but it'll be

easy to win this prize package.

Okay, um, I was told to read these three challenges.

Should we get started?

Mm -hmm.

It's uncomfortable.

I need to get a lot of attention when I walk into a room.

I mean, look at me.

Look at this smile.

Hmm. I got it going on.

You do, Corey.

And if I was in a room with you, I'd be giving you a lot of attention.

Oh, I guess I'll read it.

Let's get this show on the road.

Challenge number one, if we dare to take it.

Do we dare to take it?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

You're shy, aren't you?

Kind of.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

We've seen you in action before, Ethan.

I'm not shy.

And that's the problem.

He's so hot, dude.

I'm fucked.

Look at your co -competitor and tell them two things about them that you find

irresistibly sexy.

Oh, come on, lad.

You could name ten right from the tip of your tongue.

Okay, well, I guess I'll go first.

You have a look at me, bro.

Well, first, you have really nice eyes.

Oh, how romantic.

Thank you.

Second.

You have a really nice body.

I could tell you'd take care of yourself.

Tell him your dick would look great in that purdy mouth.

Thanks. Your turn.

I've got it in the bag.

This guy's a wet noodle.

I think talking about wet noodles is dangerous territory.

I guess it's my turn.

Your arms are so big that...

If you held me down and fucked the hell out of my hole... Hello!

I just know I wouldn't even be able to get away.

That's our boy.

Wow. Wasn't expecting that.

Maybe this won't be so easy.

I know you have such a huge cock.

It would stretch me out so nicely.

Straight to the point.

Wow. So you are not shy.

No.

But the last time I was on this show, I fucked right away.

And this time, I really want to win.

Wait a minute. So, you've been on the show before?

Yeah. And you lost.

Terribly. Oh, shit.

Don't sell yourself short, Ethan. We enjoyed it.

Yeah, that's kind of why I was ignoring you earlier.

Because really, I would just love for you to ruin my fucking life right now.

Wow. He has such a way with words.

Cat's out of the bag, I guess.

Well, how about you keep your eyes off me, and we'll get through the rest of

challenges just fine.

No! What fun is that? Deal.

Open the next one.

Nice.

Oh.

What is it? Read it out loud.

Inquiring minds would like to know.

Challenge number two.

Take this party to the shower.

Your task, take a shower together, complete with a soapy rubdown.

Without getting hard.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Yeah. Oh, we aren't.

This is ridiculous.

As in dumb or... As in there's no way I'm not going to get hard rubbing down

this twink.

Mind over matter.

That's what people always say before they fail epically.

They really set us up for this small bathroom.

Yeah. Jesus.

You know what you're doing.

Drink it in, boys.

Bring it in.

Let's get this over with because I can't promise anything's not going to happen

if we don't do this quickly.

Yeah. Good.

Quick.

We're in luck.

This is going to go downhill fast.

Looky looky looky the hotties can't keep their eyes off each other. We're in

luck

This isn't going to go well with kids on that.

I think it's going to go really well.

Me too.

Me too.

Like losing a prize package good?

Hell yeah.

You know, you guys really knew what you were doing pairing me up with this guy.

He's going to cost me my surprises.

That's what we like to hear.

Fuck it.

It's tonight, when the mood's right.

It makes you wonder what you're under.

Can you drunk on me, yeah?

Drunk on me, yeah.

Drunk on me, yeah.

Drunk on me, yeah.

You make it so we can't walk.

You can't live here.

I think I can proudly say, game over.

We win.

Thank you.

Just like that, oh fuck

God

that

feels so good

Fuck.

Just like that.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Fuck.

That's so good.

Goddamn.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck it.

Oh my God.

Mmm.

Uh -huh

Amen.

Oh, fuck.

I cannot believe I lost again.

Look, we had no power against the sour talents.

These two may have thought they had a chance, but we know they didn't because

we're always here to make good television for our loyal viewers.

So, you're welcome, and we'll see you next time on First Timers.