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Everyone's hanging out with something else.

I'm not living off of nobody's girls.

I know I'm not the people I am.

I'm here to keep and I won't look back.

Love me, love me, love me always.

Be the weapon.

Don't ask me how I know, but, uh, Nico's got a thing for you.

You okay, Nico?

Love and friendship.

The dynamic duo in the adventure of life.

Like a silent river, love flows beneath the surface of friendship.

Waiting patiently for the moment to emerge and explode like a geyser.

A powerful force of nature that can't be bottled up or contained.

If love is the destination, friendship is the journey that gets you there.

There you are.

Morning.

Quiet around here.

Where is everybody?

Andrew took JC and Cody to the ranch.

Wanted to leave us alone for a while.

Okay.

Gotcha.

So what's our plan for the evening?

Your vacation, your call, man.

And I'll just work on the property if it was up to me.

I'll be down for that.

I can't put you to work.

The hell you think?

Come on, let's go.

Alright.

Go get some clothes, you can get dirty.

Alright, I'll see you in a minute.

I was right. I still ended up shoveling shit.

Yeah, man, we are a fucking party. You can't be as much fun as I am.

What do you mean?

Oh, you're stronger than a bull, aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

What's that even?

Hey, man, we got venison. We got some hog.

Oh, some hog. We got a little bit of ostrich.

Right there. That's all right.

Not even going to stack it? No, that'll be good. All right.

Why do you even need firewood? It's hot as hell out here.

It gets cooler at night, man.

But hey, sure does feel good to get out and sweat, don't it?

It does.

Helps me clear my mind.

Yeah? What do you got on your mind?

Oh, it's nothing. I'm just happy to be right here right now.

Shoot, it sounds like you like yard work.

Well, you're in luck. I got a whole hell of a lot more for you. Oh, yeah?

After you, boss.

That's right.

I love

being

a weapon.

Thank you.

Break time, huh? I think so.

I'm not trying to be cheesy or anything, but it's been fun hanging out with you

this weekend.

Agreed. And I'm sorry I disappeared, you know, after the move. Things just got

busy. No apologies to him.

That's the thing about best friends. We can just pick up where we left off.

You're absolutely right.

Let's not make it a habit, though, right?

We don't live that far apart nowadays.

Oh, man.

Something we could work on.

Besides, you still owe me that drink.

Carter, we made that bet seven years ago.

Let it go.

Oh, horse shit.

That's a bet.

You said that you'd be able to bang Stacy Stevens the night of the fall

As I recall, you failed fucking miserably.

And we agreed the bet was off when she hooked up with Jenny Roberts.

The game's rigged. I didn't agree to shit.

I won fair and square. You know that.

All right. Well, we'd head out to Bullwhacker's and I'll get you a cowboy

cocksucker. How about that?

Oh, you think you're funny as shit, huh? I think I'm fucking hilarious.

Anyway, I think the guys are talking about line dancing or some shit tonight.

Yeah, no thanks.

Yeah, I agree.

You cool to hang out here a little more?

I want to spend a little time with you before I leave tomorrow.

Yeah, I reckon I could put up with you for a little bit longer.

But anyway, man, those fucking cows.

I'm telling you. Yeah, I'm down.

Oh, they walk.

Worked me out today.

I'm actually sore.

You know, I could, uh, get that knot out for you. I don't mind.

Oh, you don't mind?

If you're alright with it, of course.

Alright, let's see what you got.

Right here.

Alright.

Alright.

You can go, Hunter.

Yeah.

You know 78 % of the time massages lead to sex?

No, that can't be true.

Sounded good, though, didn't it?

78 % of the time, all the time.

Man, shut up, man. Are you going to let me work or what?

Yes, sir.

Might be a little easier if you lose the shirt, though.

Oh, well.

Wouldn't want to waste a good back massage because of the shirt.

How's that?

It's just fine, Cowboy.

That does feel good.

Boy, you're tired.

You've been working me to death today.

I'm not I'm just a man who can be trusted

I'm not a hero from the sky

I may be broken down and busted

Yeah, but I'm not afraid to die

Whoa

How's that for you?

Man, actually feels a lot better.

Well, all right. I reckon I should go get cleaned up.

Yeah.

Carter.

Look, the guys are going to be back soon.

You sure you want to waste a couple of hours alone?

I reckon I don't.

I reckon you better get your ass over here.

Yeah, I'm hearing that one.

Shut up in case you got one.

Out of the darkness and into the fire.

Out of the darkness and into the fire.

Destiny is waiting.

Darkness.

You're a hard -on.

with that.

So fucking sexy.

Oh, God.

Anything to get you going.

Don't take much.

Fuck.

So you first stop doing that is it?

Cowboy doesn't get the towel.

Let's see.

Does your partner want to come out and play or what?

Yeah, I think he can come out for a little bit.

You're too sexy.

Fuck

you.

Sit back and enjoy.

Can do.

Yes, we don't.

You're looking real good.

Fuck them ass.

Yeah,

you like the way it tastes?

Yeah?

Get away.

So good.

Oh.

I'll tell you something else.

It tastes so fucking good.

Oh, spread that well out. Fucking good.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, it's all yours, cowboy.

Oh,

fuck

you.

Oh, yeah, you really know how to get in there.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

He's so good.

Fuck, baby.

You really know how to get the whole thing?

I do when I want it.

Yeah, you suck the motherfucking good. Yeah.

I want you to

fuck me

Fuck.

Oh, fuck

yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

This is gonna be good.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Fuck you so tight.

Fuck.

Ah!

Ha ha ha.

Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah, that's what even is.

What?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I spread out.

This problem's so fucking hard. Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

I need you in here soon.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck. I'll lube you up. Oh yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, boy.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

That feels good.

Yeah.

Oh, you feel so good.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yeah, fuck me. Fuck.

That feels good.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Fuck.

It's just like that.

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Yeah, just like that.

Yeah. Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck, you get me so close. Yeah?

Fuck, I think it goes too. Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, I'm about to bust. Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Why don't you get on your knees, I'll give you a little surprise.

Oh, fuck you, Carter.

Yeah.

You want me to come? Fuck yeah.

Yeah, fuck.

Come for me.

Hold on, fuck.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, baby, I'm so close.

You want me to come, baby?

Oh,

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Why the hell do we wait so long to do that?

I don't know. It was worth the wait, though, right?

Can't argue with that.

I think I'm going to need a little more soon, though.

Yeah, I think that can be arranged.

Wish I knew how to quit you.

Oh, shut up.

They say a friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Through thick and thin, that bond can be one of the most rewarding in life.

Maybe it makes sense then.

A best friend becoming something more.

There you are.

Couldn't let you leave without giving you a proper goodbye.

Should have been a sweaty fuck, but someone had to catch feelings for

guy. Hey, you depend for that.

What can I say? I'm a bit of a romantic.

Although, he's perfect for you.

He is, Amy.

Happy Trails, cowboy.

Where do things go from here?

We'll just have to follow that road and see where it goes.

Who knows?

But you know what else they say?

True love stories never have endings.

It's going to make things weird between us now.

Not if we keep doing this.

If you're open to it.

I think I'm gaping.

Well, I like to hear that because, shoot, we got a hell of a hole of all

Yeah, do it.

Winner gets a blowjob.

Winner gets a blowjob.

More of that, Blake.

Game show.

Best three out of five, and winner gets a blowjob?

Not a question. I did it again.

Yeah, man.

Let's do it.

God damn it, Cody.

I think you're hitting over there.

Blowjob?

All right, you're on. Winner gets a blowjob.

That is a little too.

What is it again?

Andrew took Cody and JC to the range. They wanted to leave us alone for a

They wanted to leave us alone for a while.

Andrew took JC and Cody to the range.

Thought we could be alone for a while.

They wanted to leave us alone for a while.

Best three out of five.

Winner gets a blowjob.

Winner gets... I can't say it. Why do you say it like that?

Winner gets a blowjob.

Winner gets...

All fun, no feelings.

How do you feel about airplanes, though? You like airplanes?

I love a fucking airplane. My uncle used to fly for United.

An FUI. An FUI.

A blowjob. Not a question. A blowjob.

A blowjob. Not a question.

That's three out of five.

Winner gets a blowjob.

Nailed it.