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{\an8}HIGH-TEMPO MUSIC
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{\an8}Bernie!
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{\an8}PANTING
Mum?
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{\an8}Where are you going?
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TOM: Bernie?! What are you doing?
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SHIV: Mum!
BERNIE GRUNTS
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Mum, what are d...?
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LOUD THUMP
Bernie, for God's sake!
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That was quite impressive.
Yeah.
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Bernie. Ah, Bernie!
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No, Dad.
Bernie! Bernie... oh!
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GASPING
SHIV: Dad!
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Dad, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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What the hell is wrong
with this family?
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{\an8}DOG BARKING DISTANTLY
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{\an8}What the fuck, Shiv?
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{\an8}Okay, that was not what was
supposed to...
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{\an8}I'm really sorry.
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What the hell were you thinking?
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{\an8}Daryl found me, okay.
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{\an8}He wanted to meet his
birth mother.
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{\an8}What was I meant to...?
So, you're their brother?
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Half-brother.
Yeah. My dad's not, um, Tom.
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Okay. This is wild.
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No, this is insane.
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You've actually fully lost
the plot this time.
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Caroline, will you just listen?
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Of course, Mum doesn't have
another kid.
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She's been going out with Dad
since they were, like, 15!
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W... what?
She met someone before that
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and got secretly knocked up.
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Not impossible.
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Dad, tell her.
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Mum didn't have a kid before
you met.
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Well, um...
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not before we met. No.
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What?
Look... we, um...
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we broke up when we were 18,
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for a bit, you know,
for a year or so.
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And, uh, that's where your
mother met Nigel.
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Nigel?
Nigel?
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Yeah. I know.
And he was in a band.
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Punk.
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WHISPERS: Wow.
Hmm!
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So, you knew about this?
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Well, no, no. No, well, I mean,
yes, I knew,
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but I didn't think it would...
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you know, we didn't think
it would ever...
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I mean, this, this is,
this is quite a...
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you know?
BIRDS TWITTERING
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My God, who are these people?
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Okay, get out.
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Caroline, I know this is
a big shock, but...
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Get out!
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TOM: Sweetheart.
Now!
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Get out! Out. Out, out.
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Can we just try to talk about...
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Get out of this fucking house.
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This was supposed to be
my night.
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It was supposed to be about
my baby, and my new family.
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But no, you had to make it
all about you,
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like you always do, Shiv.
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To be fair, she kinda made it
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all about Daryl.
Oh!
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DOOR SLAMS, LOCKS
DOG BARKING DISTANTLY
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Well, that went well.
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What were you thinking, Shiv?
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What was I thinking?
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You're the one who's been
lying to us
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our entire lives.
What were you thinking?
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You could at least have given
her some warning.
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Where are you going?
To find your mother.
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Do you want any help?
TOM: No!
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GATE UNLATCHES
LIGHT MUSIC
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LEAVES RUSTLING
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DISTANT CHATTER
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SIGHS
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KEYS JANGLING
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Bernie!
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Bernie!
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Bernie, stop!
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CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE STARTS
Bernie!
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SIGHS
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She just jumped over the wall
and ran off?
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Yeah. And turned off her phone
so no one can reach her.
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Wow. Committed.
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I mean, this explains
everything, right?
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The reason why our family's
so fucked up.
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Why she's always been so...
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Why she can never say "I love you"
to any of her kids.
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Only "I love you too",
so, the implication is
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you've said it first.
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Probably explains why
I'm an alcoholic.
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Mmm.
I mean...
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if you're only as
sick as your secrets.
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Oh, your family's in
intensive care.
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Exactly.
Mm.
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Look, just try and look at
the positives.
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At least you didn't ride him.
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Ride who? Daryl?
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Yeah, it was clearly heading
that way.
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And then you would've had the
whole incest taboo
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on top of everything.
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And that would've been a lot.
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I mean, gripping, but a lot.
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UPTEMPO MUSIC
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This is so mad.
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Yeah, I know.
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I haven't had a brother since
I was, like, eight.
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What... what do you do
for a living?
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Actually, I'm in
the wine business.
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Fuck off.
Yeah.
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These stairs are a killer.
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Hey, Shiv, did you know
about this?
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Daryl sells booze for a living.
LAUGHS
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What?
Yeah, well, I own a little
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vineyard in Victoria.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Well, we met at a meeting for
recovering alcoholics.
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How did you find her?
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Did you go to, like, every
meeting in Dublin?
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Actually, I found all of you
pretty easily.
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Um, your agency has a picture
of you
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on their website.
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Caroline has a LinkedIn,
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and... and Shiv posted
a sobriety medal.
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You posted a sobriety medal?
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What? People do it.
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It's supposed to be anonymous.
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Yeah. And I thought I'd check
out a meeting
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and make sure she wasn't
a sociopath.
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Okay. I think I need a drink.
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Do you guys have anything?
Oh, yeah.
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'Cause that's what two
recovering alcoholics need,
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a well stacked wine cellar.
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DARYL: Well, actually...
WHISPERS: Yeah.
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I brought a little...
something, uh,
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for your mum. Well... our mum.
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Yeah, definitely need a drink.
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I mean, I'd fucking love
a drink.
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I'm in the middle of a divorce.
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Oh, feel your pain there.
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You're divorced?
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Yeah, five years now.
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Ex-wife and I had a dog
and everything.
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Aw. What happened to the dog?
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What happened to the wife?
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Found me in bed
with another man.
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Two, actually.
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You're queer?
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Apparently.
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This day just gets better.
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Another gayman
in the Sheridan Village.
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Cheers.
I cannot wait to tell Mum.
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Yeah, well, yous'll have to
find her first. Ha!
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CRISPS CRUNCHING
LIGHT MUSIC
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Yeah.
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Bernie, are you in there?
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Bernie.
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KNOCKS ON DOOR AGAIN
Bernie!
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She's not in.
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Sorry, Phyllis.
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DOOR CLOSES
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Hi, you've reached Ber...
Ah!
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DOOR CLOSES
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Are you sure it's okay
that I crash here?
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Yeah.
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You guys are still drinking,
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and after the day we've all had,
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it'd be kind of weird
if you didn't.
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Are you sure that you're
an alcoholic?
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Uh, let me think. Uh... yeah.
LAUGHTER
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It's just after today,
meeting the family,
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you seem very together.
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Well, you didn't know me before.
DARYL LAUGHS
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After Carl died I...
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pretty much spent a decade
off the rails, so...
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Yeah, well, your brother took
his own life
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and you found him.
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Anyone would go off the rails
after that.
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And most people have a pretty
fucked up 20s anyway,
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don't they?
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I don't know, I just wonder
about labelling yourself,
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you know, an alcoholic for
the rest of your life when...
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maybe you're just going
through...
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a rough time...
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you know?
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING
DOOR OPENS
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Her phone's still off,
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and Dad says she hasn't
come home.
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Shit.
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We did the wrong thing,
didn't we?
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Nah, listen, the only way to
handle Bernie
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is to rip the bandage off
and wait until
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her screams quieten down.
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She'll chill out eventually.
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CLEARS THROAT
I'm going to bed.
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I'll try her one more time.
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DOOR CLOSES
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Right, all set.
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Um, I'm just upstairs if
you need anything.
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Uh, Shiv.
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Yeah?
Um...
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thanks.
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No worries.
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Well, goodnight.
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SOFT MUSIC
Night.
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♪ Come as you are ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love you
if I have to ♪
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
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He is definitely my favourite
member of our family.
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LAUGHS
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FOOTSTEPS RECEDING
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♪ Come as you are ♪
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♪ I'm gonna leave you
if I have to ♪
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KEYS JANGLING
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DOOR UNLOCKS
CREAKING
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♪ Come as you are ♪
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♪ I forgot how much
I missed you ♪
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RORY: How are you feeling?
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Good, yeah.
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Almost got five hours.
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Still can't wrap my head
around it.
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Bernie has a kid with a man
who's not Tom.
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Seems to be a Sheridan habit.
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And his dad was in a punk band.
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How cool is that?
Can we not talk about this?
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He's your half-brother.
He's a stranger, Rory,
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who grew up on the other side
of the world.
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Those are the facts.
That's what we know.
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Well, yeah...
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I'd prefer if we didn't discuss it.
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Have you told your mother
our news?
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There's more news?
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We've chosen a name for
the baby.
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Oh, yeah.
Peter.
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Peter?
Little Pete.
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LAUGHS
It's cute, isn't it?
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Hmm.
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Well, we like it.
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I love it.
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Totally suits him.
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Right, I'm gonna grab my jacket.
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Of course, that was
my little nickname
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for Rory's father.
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God rest his soul.
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Rory's father?
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His... you know...
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but only when it was hard.
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Hard?
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God, that brings me back.
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Little Peter, Little Peter,
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come out, come out wherever
you are.
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Sorry.
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I gave little Peter a kiss
and woke him up.
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So did I.
PLAYFUL MUSIC
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Here... now...
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Oh. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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BABY SQUEALS
261
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,198
Oh!
262
00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:48,839
That's my paternity leave over.
LAUGHS
263
00:11:49,319 --> 00:11:51,039
You two girls have fun
at home today.
264
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,000
Mwah, love you.
265
00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:57,679
Little Peter.
Little Peter.
266
00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,799
Actually, we're going out.
267
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,878
Where?
268
00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:02,279
Somewhere.
269
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,919
BIRDS CHIRPING
270
00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:25,120
Bernie! Back again.
271
00:12:25,599 --> 00:12:26,918
I thought they were in France.
272
00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:28,278
Can't talk now, Greta.
273
00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:29,959
Late.
UPBEAT MUSIC
274
00:12:39,599 --> 00:12:42,039
Well, why won't you just give
me her address?
275
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,318
Well, what are you going to do?
276
00:12:43,319 --> 00:12:45,199
I don't know. Send flowers.
277
00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:48,638
Stand on the doorstep with
some flowers.
278
00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:50,479
All day?
Well, I... I feel bad about
279
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,999
the way things went down
last night.
280
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,759
Me too.
But she's acting like a child.
281
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,359
Ah, can you just let me
handle this?
282
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,720
She's my mum too.
283
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,719
Sorry. Sorry.
284
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,160
That sounded weird.
285
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,319
No, it's okay.
286
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,119
I'll text it.
Okay.
287
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,679
But, uh, maybe me and you
should do something later.
288
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,959
Dinner or something,
just in case she...
289
00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:15,319
in case it doesn't go the way
you hope.
290
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,558
You're a good half-sister,
you know that?
291
00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,439
Yeah. I think I'm pretty much
nailing it.
292
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,719
CHUCKLES
293
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,160
Alright, I'll see you later.
294
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,519
LIGHT MUSIC
295
00:13:30,199 --> 00:13:32,160
BICYCLE CHAIN CLACKING
296
00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:38,720
BICYCLE BELL RINGS
Watch it, dickhead! Christ!
297
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,518
JACK: Anyone got a light?
298
00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:45,558
I think I'll be teaching you
this year.
299
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:46,959
INAUDIBLE CHATTERING
300
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,720
SIGHS
301
00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:56,000
CROW CAWS
302
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,120
PHONE PINGS
303
00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:09,039
Ah, Jesus.
304
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,000
MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC
305
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,799
You have reached
Áine Harrington.
306
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,198
Leave a message.
307
00:14:20,199 --> 00:14:22,479
Uh, uh, hello, Áine, uh,
308
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,839
uh, this is Tom Sheridan
COUGHS
309
00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:27,439
I'm really sorry, but...
310
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,439
COUGHING
I think I'm gonna have to cancel
311
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,799
our special night tonight.
312
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,318
I've...
COUGHING
313
00:14:33,319 --> 00:14:35,558
I've got this terrible
chest thing
314
00:14:35,559 --> 00:14:37,198
and, you know,
315
00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:38,918
I think I should just go
to bed...
316
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,518
COUGHING
on my own.
317
00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:43,598
Uh, yeah, so, um,
sorry about that.
318
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:46,480
COUGHING
Uh, uh, thanks again.
319
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,239
HEAVY SIGH
320
00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,759
So, we're going to be
drawing fruit?
321
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,878
No.
LAUGHS
322
00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:06,278
No, obviously we're not gonna
be drawing fruit.
323
00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:08,558
I just thought we could use
the fruit as a starting point
324
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:12,120
to explore our...
our main theme of...
325
00:15:13,239 --> 00:15:14,599
gender.
326
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:17,479
Seems a bit basic.
327
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,838
I thought we were doing
a project
328
00:15:18,839 --> 00:15:20,518
in response to the artist
in residence?
329
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,759
Yeah. Toxic masculinity
and taboo.
330
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,278
Well, we're not any more.
331
00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:25,518
Why?
332
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,238
'Cause we're doing
something else.
333
00:15:27,239 --> 00:15:28,399
But I've already started.
334
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,680
And I want to learn from
a real artist.
335
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,518
Well... firstly...
336
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,838
I am a real artist.
337
00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:39,598
Just 'cause I have to make
a living
338
00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:40,838
doesn't mean I'm not an artist.
339
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,198
And secondly, if this theme
340
00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:44,278
doesn't inspire you,
341
00:15:44,279 --> 00:15:45,479
we can always pick
something else.
342
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,760
Any suggestions?
343
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,959
TRAFFIC HUMMING DISTANTLY
344
00:15:55,559 --> 00:15:57,399
Yeah.
I like toxic masculinity
345
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,759
and taboo.
346
00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,878
Me too.
347
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:03,238
It's bold and challenging,
and...
348
00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:05,198
he's actually taking
responsibility.
349
00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:07,399
Mm. Making work that's personal.
350
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,878
All artists make work
that's personal.
351
00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:11,638
It's not exactly original.
LAUGHS
352
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:13,598
Have you?
Of course.
353
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,599
About what?
354
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,918
Well, I... I've made work
about...
355
00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:21,759
um...
356
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,238
I've made, I've made work
about being an addict.
357
00:16:24,239 --> 00:16:26,359
You're an addict?
Yes, actually.
358
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,839
CLEARS THROAT
Cool.
359
00:16:30,319 --> 00:16:31,479
What kind?
360
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,760
I don't really think that's
important.
361
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,598
WHISPERS: Heroin?
362
00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:37,999
Look, this isn't about me.
363
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,359
You have really good skin for
an addict.
364
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,999
Did you inject or smoke?
365
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,958
Look, I'm not gonna get into
the whole...
366
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,239
This is not the time
or the place.
367
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,238
Oh, what the hell?
You're all adults, right?
368
00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:55,319
LAUGHS
Uh, I'm...
369
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,119
I'm an alcoholic.
370
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,159
MURMURING
371
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,720
Oh. Yeah.
372
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,719
I mean, my mum is one of those.
373
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,518
I suppose it's better than
a food addict.
374
00:17:09,519 --> 00:17:12,318
How is that even a thing?
Well, all addiction actually...
375
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:13,799
But isn't everyone in your
generation
376
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,759
pretty much an alcoholic though?
Yeah.
377
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,877
We prefer pills to get
fucked up.
378
00:17:17,878 --> 00:17:17,999
It's cleaner.
379
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,800
And it doesn't make you so fat.
380
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,159
Right.
381
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,760
BIRDS TWITTERING
382
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,760
We always knew it could happen.
383
00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:38,838
Well, what does he want from me?
384
00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:41,959
I think he just wants to know
where he's from.
385
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,440
You know, it's natural.
386
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,159
But I'm not his mother.
387
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,039
The woman who adopted him
is his mother.
388
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,639
I know.
389
00:17:54,879 --> 00:17:57,159
I'll only be a disappointment.
390
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,839
No, that's not true.
391
00:18:04,199 --> 00:18:05,999
I can't see him, Tom.
392
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,958
I just can't.
393
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,959
The thing is, Bernie...
394
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,599
you want to.
395
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,519
TRAFFIC HUMMING
396
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,039
BABY GURGLING
397
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,439
Don't worry.
398
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,839
I'm gonna find us a fucking
amazing place to live.
399
00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:33,519
Oh shit.
400
00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:36,239
Oh.
BABY CRYING
401
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,760
Oh. Oh...
402
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,518
So, I've been putting together
a little presentation
403
00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,238
to give you all a flavour of
SCIAN's
404
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:52,040
new vision for Appleby's.
405
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,039
We want to cater to a more
dynamic market.
406
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,519
Ah, shit.
407
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,279
Deleted that document.
408
00:19:03,239 --> 00:19:04,480
You just closed the tab.
409
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,519
Ah. Panic over.
LAUGHS
410
00:19:11,599 --> 00:19:14,238
And in order to attract
younger professionals,
411
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,119
we need younger members of
our team
412
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,598
to be more front facing.
413
00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:20,799
UPBEAT MUSIC
414
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,878
People like Ant.
415
00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:26,399
Cool, hip, with the right style
416
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,439
and the right contacts,
417
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,238
to help us appeal to a more
aspirational...
418
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:32,800
HARD KNOCKING ON WINDOW
419
00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:38,199
CONTINUED KNOCKING
420
00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:42,878
EMBARRASSED LAUGH
421
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:44,400
CAR RUMBLING
422
00:19:51,639 --> 00:19:53,519
ENGINE CUTS
SEAGULLS CRYING
423
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,399
TENDER MUSIC
424
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,800
Do you want me to go with you?
425
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,319
It's okay.
426
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,959
Hello, Daryl.
427
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:45,040
Hi.
428
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,519
Would you like to come in?
429
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,238
Yeah.
430
00:20:53,239 --> 00:20:55,159
So, there's a two bed
in Sallynoggin...
431
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,799
I'll take it.
432
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,958
You haven't even seen
the pictures.
433
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:58,999
Well, as long as
it's nowhere near
434
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,558
Rory's mother, it's fine.
435
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,719
If I pay the deposit in cash,
can I get the keys today?
436
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,238
I'm sorry. We have a system of
credit checks here.
437
00:21:06,239 --> 00:21:08,278
It'll take a few days to
authorise.
438
00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:09,359
Who's she?
439
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,439
I'm the boss.
440
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,839
I thought he was the boss.
441
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,518
I'm not sure we're the right
agency for you.
442
00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:20,039
Excuse me?
Ant, just a little word.
443
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,120
Mm-hmm.
Who is this bitch?
444
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,399
Okay, listen,
445
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,159
we're trying to entice a new
kind of clientele,
446
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,800
and that woman is not it.
447
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:32,040
Also, I think she definitely
stole that purse.
448
00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:36,838
WHISPERS: So, get rid of her.
She's my sister.
449
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,439
Remember I was telling you
about my really crazy family?
450
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,599
Oh, my God. Of course.
The alcoholic.
451
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,399
Mm-hmm.
452
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,319
WIPING
Bollocks.
453
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,278
JACK: And I want you to think
about that for tomorrow, yeah.
454
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,838
Where are you compromising
instead of courageous?
455
00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:58,199
STUDENT: Thank you.
456
00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:01,878
Jack. Can I have a word?
457
00:22:01,879 --> 00:22:03,480
I'd prefer if it was out here.
458
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,359
Okay, listen...
CLEARS THROAT
459
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,799
things are a bit complicated
for me at the minute. I've...
460
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,918
just found out I have
a half-brother.
461
00:22:12,919 --> 00:22:14,638
My mum had a kid she gave up
her adoption.
462
00:22:14,639 --> 00:22:17,999
Oh, my God.
Is Bernie okay?
463
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,759
Uh, she's fine. I'm sure.
Yeah, 'cause that's intense.
464
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,159
I mean, I know what it's like
to give up a kid.
465
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,518
I'll give her a call.
466
00:22:24,519 --> 00:22:26,799
Okay. Yeah. Em, anyway,
467
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,159
I was just wondering how you
might feel
468
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,439
if we go back to the way
things were?
469
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,479
The way things were?
470
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,958
With me coordinating the Artist
in Residence Programme again.
471
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:40,759
I get there has to be
boundaries, and I agree,
472
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,039
there's literally nothing
I could
473
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,759
learn from you, artistically,
474
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,039
but my students seem to be
impressed by your work.
475
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,799
And, you know,
476
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,799
at the end of the day,
this is about them, not us.
477
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,119
Right?
478
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,239
Right.
479
00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:57,039
So, we shouldn't let our history
480
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,799
get in the way of
their education, you know.
481
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,558
What do you think?
482
00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:03,719
Yeah. Nah.
483
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,999
I don't think that'll work
for me.
484
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,479
Oh, come on, Jack.
485
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,838
This was supposed to be
my big break.
486
00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:09,598
And suddenly you show up
and it's gone.
487
00:23:09,599 --> 00:23:10,799
You agreed to that.
488
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,119
It's not my fault this college
489
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,598
respects me as an artist.
490
00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:16,238
Do you actually believe
your own hype?
491
00:23:16,239 --> 00:23:18,479
No, Shiv.
I know the hype is bullshit,
492
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,958
but at least I'm able to be
honest about it.
493
00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:23,039
What does that mean?
494
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,399
If you can't hold the interest
495
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,838
of a bunch of 19-year-olds
496
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,080
for a couple of hours,
497
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,400
it's really not my problem.
498
00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:33,119
What.. .have... have they
said something?
499
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,238
I'll give your ma a call.
500
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:37,360
POIGNANT MUSIC
501
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,919
CLATTERING
502
00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:49,198
When did you move in here?
503
00:23:49,199 --> 00:23:50,558
A few months ago.
504
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,199
LOUD CLATTERING NOISE
505
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,479
Right.
506
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,519
Oh.
507
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,598
I'm sorry. I wanted to
offer you coffee,
508
00:24:00,599 --> 00:24:04,159
but I can't seem to find
the cafetière.
509
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,760
Oh, I can give you a hand.
510
00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:09,760
Um... over here.
511
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,558
BIRDS SINGING
512
00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:16,360
BABY GURGLING
513
00:24:17,519 --> 00:24:19,160
BICYCLE BELL RINGS
514
00:24:24,199 --> 00:24:25,638
RORY: Aw.
515
00:24:25,639 --> 00:24:27,119
You guys didn't have to
welcome me home.
516
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,238
Surprise.
517
00:24:29,239 --> 00:24:30,278
What's this?
518
00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:31,759
The lease to our new place.
519
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,879
I've paid the deposit.
We can move in next week.
520
00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:36,239
What?
521
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:39,918
Wha... you... you didn't even
consult me.
522
00:24:39,919 --> 00:24:41,119
I, I know, but...
523
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:44,039
After everything my mum's just
done for us.
524
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,238
I just thought all of us
living together was getting...
525
00:24:46,239 --> 00:24:47,800
No. No way.
526
00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:51,720
Rory!
527
00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:57,080
SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
528
00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:05,519
S ATISFIED SIGH
529
00:25:08,879 --> 00:25:10,360
CUTLERY CLATTERING
530
00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,519
DOORBELL RINGS
531
00:25:26,239 --> 00:25:27,519
Bernie?
532
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,238
Did somebody call a doctor?
533
00:25:33,239 --> 00:25:36,759
Nee naw nee naw nee naw!
534
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,719
Áine! Ju... just wait.
535
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,318
I know just the medicine
you need, Tom Sheridan.
536
00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:42,958
PROVOCATIVE MUSIC
537
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,639
Oh. Oh, ah.
538
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,799
Áine, listen.
539
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,558
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Doctor Áine is in charge now.
540
00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:56,238
CLATTERING
541
00:25:56,239 --> 00:25:59,318
And you are in very
skilled hands.
542
00:25:59,319 --> 00:26:02,838
TOM GROANS
Áine, Áine, my, my, my chest.
543
00:26:02,839 --> 00:26:06,558
Uh huh, no, I think the problem
is a little bit lower.
544
00:26:06,559 --> 00:26:11,918
Oh, oh, oh, I... I can...
I can't breathe.
545
00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:13,878
Yeah, that's good.
Now you're getting into it.
546
00:26:13,879 --> 00:26:16,160
We are gonna get the blood
pumping so hard.
547
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,878
Áine, please. Please. Oh, no...
548
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:22,599
GRUNTING, GROANING
549
00:26:28,519 --> 00:26:29,559
Tom?
550
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,399
Is this real?
551
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,919
DOORS SQUEAK
552
00:26:51,839 --> 00:26:53,319
PHONE BUZZES
553
00:26:58,279 --> 00:27:00,800
♪ I get waves of compassion ♪
554
00:27:04,599 --> 00:27:09,799
♪ Who am I to say that
it is wrong ♪
555
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,918
Hey, it's Daryl. Look, I just
want to let you know
556
00:27:11,919 --> 00:27:14,878
I... I ripped that BandAid off
and I'm with Bernie now,
557
00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:17,439
so, thanks for the great
advice, mate.
558
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,680
I'll speak soon.
559
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,080
That's your dad.
Oh, wow.
560
00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:31,599
Look at you two.
561
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,558
♪ Careful what you
wish for now ♪
562
00:27:36,559 --> 00:27:38,479
MARION: Good boy.
563
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,799
MARION AND RORY CHATTERING
564
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,318
BABY FUSSING
565
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:44,838
Oh, big yawn.
LAUGHTER
566
00:27:44,839 --> 00:27:46,838
Good boy.
567
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:52,159
♪ You can only rely on
yourself ♪
568
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,120
GURNEY CLATTERING
PARAMEDICS CHATTERING
569
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,519
EMERGENCY RADIO CHATTER
570
00:27:58,639 --> 00:28:01,000
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