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PLANE ROARING
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"I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW" PLAYING
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Ashley!
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LADY: Great to see you.
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PHONE RINGING
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Hi, this is Caroline.
Leave a message.
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Hey. I have landed.
I'm in arrivals.
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Ehm...
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Thought I'd grab myself some...
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breakfast.
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Call me when you get this.
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Ehm... No rush.
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PHONE RINGING
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PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
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Is that the phone?
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Hmm?
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Landline?
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Do we still have that?
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It'll be Agnes and them.
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Wanting to know
what time to come around.
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For the food, I suppose.
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Probably.
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Vultures.
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Excuse me?
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I... Ehm...
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Are you ok?
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Huh?
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Am I hunching again?
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No, you're not hunching.
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You're drinking.
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At nine in the morning.
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Look, I'm not judging.
I'm the last person to...
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I just...
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I just thought maybe
if you wanted to talk?
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You one of those religious nuts?
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What? No.
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Rob! One of those
religious nuts in again.
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I'm not religious.
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Why have you got those
pictures of the fucking saints?
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No, these are prayer cards.
They're my granny's.
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I can't enjoy a pint without
talking about fucking Jesus?
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Ok, I was just trying to help.
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You're the one who needs help,
harassing people!
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I'm not doing that!
Want to talk about fucking...
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I don't want to talk about fucking
Jesus. I don't give a fuck about
fucking Jesus!
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There's no need for that.
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Be no Christmas without Jesus.
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Sorry. CLEARS THROAT
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CAROLINE
It's on the first x-ray.
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Yes, I'm sure.
Hairline fracture.
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She's coming in this afternoon
to have a cast fit.
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Tell Ollie to get his head out
of his arse and his tongue up hers.
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You know what they're like.
Last thing we need is a lawsuit.
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No, I'm not in today. No.
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We've had a death in the family.
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What the fuck?
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Who died?
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TOM: Ha.
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How long have you been in here?
Couple of hours.
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People will be calling.
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BERNIE: We were having a
quiet moment with your grandmother.
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You were wallowing.
[TOM] It's her mother.
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She's allowed a bit of wallowing.
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It brings back memories, that's all.
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This is different. She was old.
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Where's Ant?
He's very upset.
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DISCO MUSIC PLAYING
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Jesus Christ!
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Ever heard of privacy!
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Who's he?
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Hi. I'm Mikey.
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Our grandmother's corpse
is in the living room.
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You might want to get dressed.
Shit! I forgot.
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Oh my god. Is she like... dead?
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Yes, Mikey. She is.
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BIRDS CHIRPING
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DOOR OPENS
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Jesus. We're back to the famine.
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Dead old lady
a bit of a buzz killer, was it?
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CAROLINE: Right. What do we need?
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Ehm... Something that says death,
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but also hope.
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Carr's Water biscuits,
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brie...
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booze.
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What about Shiv?
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DOOR OPENS
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CAROLINE: Oh, shit!
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I'm so sorry. I completely forgot.
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Cheers.
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Shiv!
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Dad.
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BERNIE: Sweetheart!
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Did you just get in?
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Caroline forgot to collect me.
Ah, no.
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I was doing everything else!
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What happened here?
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Oh, just a little fall.
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Caroline fixed me up.
You've lost weight.
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No, I haven't.
TOM: You have.
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Hasn't she, Bernie?
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You look great.
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And your skin...
Gorgeous.
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Piss off.
[TOM] No, it's suiting you, this...
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New... Ehm...
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lifestyle.
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Isn't it, Bernie?
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How long has it been?
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Five months, 17 days and...
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six hours.
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Wow. That is...
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Very promising.
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She in there?
She wanted to be waked.
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I was thinking...
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if it's okay, I'd...
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I want to
say something at the funeral.
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About what?
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Granny.
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I don't think there'd be any need.
Do you think there would be?
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No, god. No.
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I'm not going to be embarrassing.
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She's been good to me
these last few months.
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Her support...
Of course, yeah!
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And we're here to support you too,
this weekend.
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Aren't we, Tom?
Absolutely, yeah.
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Very much here to...
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Right. We're going to go
to the shops.
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For what?
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Food. You don't have any.
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I'm off gluten and dairy too.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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What?
Why don't you go with them?
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And get what you need.
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But I haven't seen Granny yet.
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Well, it's not like
she's going anywhere.
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We'll be in the car.
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She's grieving.
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Sorry.
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It's a wake.
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Stop looking at me like that.
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ANT LAUGHS
SHIV: It's still me.
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Yeah.
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ANT: How's it going over there?
Other than...
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SHIV: Good, yeah. I'm great.
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You? Still working
at the restaurant?
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Yeah. I have to stop doing nights.
It's killing me.
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Maybe ease up on the sessioning too?
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Mmm?
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Don't want to end up like me.
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Are you coeliac?
What?
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The only people who
shouldn't eat gluten are coeliac.
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It's a medical condition.
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Anyone else is just an arsehole.
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I went to a naturopath!
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Of course.
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Here's the rest of your stuff.
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The 'gf' stands for get fucked.
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Sorry.
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We are going to be able to...
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enjoy ourselves
at this thing, aren't we?
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Enjoy ourselves?
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[TOM] With Shiv here.
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Like... we can still have a drink?
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Course we can still have a drink.
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Can't we?
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Whatever this whole
recovery thing is,
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at least it's giving her some focus.
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She's got that job.
She seems more...
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We can put up with her
for one weekend. Can't we?
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Just don't get pissed.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Is that Aunty Ag?
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Yeah. They're probably hiding.
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CAROLINE: Hi, Anty Ag!
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Is no one home?
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I've been here ten minutes.
I saw your father in the hall.
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Siobhan! When did you get in?
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What you've put
your poor mother through.
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First your brother dying, now...
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Ah. Agnes! Sorry.
Bernie and I were in the bedroom.
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With a corpse in the house?
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Disgusting.
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BERNIE: Agnes!
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You're early.
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Granny's in there.
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I'll have a sherry first.
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CAROLINE: Is that all yours?
SHIV: Yeah.
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Just some art materials.
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Needed somewhere to store them.
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CAROLINE: Put these in the kitchen.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE
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CROW CAWING IN DISTANCE
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BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE
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Who picked Granny's outfit?
Mum.
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I know, hideous.
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Don't know if it's the Valium,
but her taste is up her...
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What are you doing?
Changing it.
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She's been embalmed, Shiv.
Bits of her might fall off.
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She'd never have picked this.
So? Stop it!
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Jesus, you can see her bra!
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Sorry.
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It's just... it's her last...
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I just want her to be seen
for who she is, you know?
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No, I don't.
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Christ!
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Right. Gis a look at her.
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Our side always
make fabulous corpses.
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Like what they've done
with the blouse.
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Very modern.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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A sandwich?
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JOE: There she is!
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Uncle Joe! Sandwich?
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Any men in London, Shiv?
Yeah, there are, Uncle Joe.
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Want to get a move on.
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Don't mind him!
You can have your eggs frozen now.
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Did you ever think of that?
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Great city, London.
The girls there'll show you...
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What are you working on?
I mean, for money, not the art.
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I'm in between things
at the minute, aunty Rita.
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Thought you worked in a gallery.
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Your mum says
you can't hold down a job.
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BERNIE: What? I did not.
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How many sherries has she had?
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She's a desperate alcoholic,
you know.
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Who? Who's an alcoholic?
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Me, uncle Joe. She means me.
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She's been off it six months.
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Fair play to her.
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And you're sure you're an alcoholic?
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Rita.
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RITA: She was always such fun!
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If blacking out and ending up
in some stranger's utility room
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makes you an alcoholic,
she can sign us all up!
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AGNES: It's an absolute disgrace.
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Your grandmother
never touched a drop in her life.
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She seemed very proud of Shiv
for having given up.
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She was
a real inspiration, actually.
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That you can have a
life without booze.
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She always had
a bit of a blind spot for you, love.
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We don't even know half these
people.
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Don't you remember Carl's funeral?
I was eight.
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Spent the whole feckin day
cutting bread into triangles.
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All I remember about Carl's funeral
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was playing his Xbox
while dad howled in the bathroom.
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I kept having to turn up the volume.
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He wouldn't cry
like that if I kicked it.
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Can I ask you something
privately?
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Mm-hmm.
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They're running low.
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Jesus! Our fingers are bleeding!
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DOORBELL
That's Rory!
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Hi.
Hey.
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Your mum texted for more crisps.
You're great!
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Are they still together?
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Thirteen years.
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Is he the only guy she's shagged?
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Ugh.
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Gross.
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Hi.
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Go on, she won't bite.
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So, what did you want to ask me?
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Well, I was...
Cheeky line.
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What?
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Cheeky line?
No!
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Jesus, Ant! No!
Sorry!
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I thought it was a code.
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Just take these inside, will you?
275
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When you said you were bringing her
home I didn't think you meant...
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home home.
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Have you never been in
a wake before, son?
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CAROLINE: Stop it!
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Anthony.
Mrs Corcoran.
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What a surprise!
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Come on in!
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Jack, you coming?
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ANT: Come on in!
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00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,600
BERNIE: Jack!
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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She was great old craic.
288
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,040
You're so good to come.
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Famous artist!
290
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We have another artist in the house.
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MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,640
JACK: Work. Excuse me, Bernie.
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GUESTS SINGING
"WILL YE GO LASSIE, GO"
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♪ And the wild mountain thyme ♪
295
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♪ Grows around
the blooming heather ♪
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♪ Will ye go lassie, go? ♪
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♪ And we'll all go together ♪
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ANT: So what?
She's lost another job?
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00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,040
CAROLINE: Fuck knows.
300
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,400
Probably only came home
to bleed more money out of them.
301
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,280
You've to die or become an alcoholic
to get any attention in this house.
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00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,400
ANT LAUGHING Oh, my god.
You're so hard.
303
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,920
CAROLINE: Like it's not true?
304
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,640
ANT: No, it's totally true.
You just don't want to say it.
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CROW CAWING
306
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You avoiding us or what?
307
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Shiv!
308
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,920
Shit.
309
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,120
I didn't know you were here.
310
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,280
Bit rude. Staying outside at a wake.
311
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,600
I was going to head back in, but...
312
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,880
CLEARS THROAT
313
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,840
Then they started singing.
314
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,160
Jesus!
315
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,000
How long has it been?
Four and a half years.
316
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,880
Or something, yeah.
317
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,920
No!
318
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,480
Really?
319
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,080
Well...
320
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,200
You look great.
321
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,200
Yeah. You too, you...
322
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,440
You look great too.
323
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,800
Still tearing it up
like a mad thing in London?
324
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,560
Absolutely.
JACK: Good!
325
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,120
At least someone is.
326
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,120
Heard you had a big exhibition.
327
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,240
How'd it go?
328
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,280
Ehm... people came, sold a bit.
329
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,160
Got a write up in The Times.
330
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,880
That's great!
331
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,000
If you're into that kind of thing.
332
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,400
What, success?
333
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,440
It's all bullshit.
334
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,480
If I had any balls,
I'd get out of here,
335
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,880
head to Eastern Europe.
336
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,080
What's stopping you?
337
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,640
Ehm...
338
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,680
You know...
339
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,440
My country needs me.
340
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,600
It needs one decent fucking artist.
341
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,640
JACK CHUCKLES
342
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,640
You're still painting, eh?
343
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,200
Sort of, yeah.
344
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,160
Bit slow, lately.
345
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,680
All real artists are failures.
346
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,440
Thanks.
347
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,040
You're still that wild little bitch
you always were.
348
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,840
MRS CORCORAN: Jack!
349
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,000
About time. I thought we'd lost you.
350
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,440
Sorry, love. We had a sing-song.
351
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,400
SHIV: Thanks for coming,
Mrs Corcoran.
352
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,160
Thanks, love.
353
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,280
You around for a few days or...
354
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,600
Probably, yeah.
355
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,360
Let's get some drinks in.
I'll show you my studio.
356
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,680
Mm-hmm.
357
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,880
CAR DOOR CLOSES
AND ENGINE STARTS
358
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,160
HONKING
359
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,920
DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE
360
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,680
DOORBELL RINGS
361
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,880
Am I in the right place?
I'm looking for Tom Sheridan.
362
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,560
GUESTS SINGING
363
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,640
Mina! You came!
364
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,400
TOM: Sorry. Excuse me.
365
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,360
Sorry. Sorry for interrupting.
366
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,040
Ehm... Sorry, Rita.
367
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,880
Ehm... This is my friend Mina,
everybody.
368
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,400
GUESTS: How are you? Hi.
369
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,600
Bernie. This is for you.
370
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,560
What is it?
371
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,320
A cactus?
372
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,440
SHIV: Acupuncture?
373
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,920
He's started Tai Chi classes too.
374
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,360
Dad?
375
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,880
How did I not know this?
You haven't been here.
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