Original subtitles

Okay, Skips, repaint the benches.

Muscle Man, Fives,

you're on landscaping duty today.

You know who else is on landscaping duty today?

My mom!

And Mordecai and Rigby,

you're restocking the snack shack.

- Aw, what? - That job sucks!

It's a simple task.

You just need to replace the same snacks we always get.

Because they all expire.

But shouldn't we get something else if they're all expired?

People aren't buying them because they're expired.

But they expired because nobody buys them.

They got a point.

Ooh! It's a real chicken and the egg situation.

Just go buy the snacks or you're fired!

Peanuts, raisins, raisin coated peanuts?

These snacks suck.

We should just buy something good.

That'll show Benson.

Yeah, but what should we pick?

Only one way to decide.

Free samples!

Boba? What's Boba?

Bo... ba... bo... ba...

- Bo... bo... bo... bo... - Bo-bo-bo-bo-bobo-bo.

Bo-bo-bo-bo...

Boba!

I'm feeling daring today.

I think I'm gonna go for the raisins. Huh?

Mordecai, Rigby!

Where are all the snacks?

Geez, chill, Benson.

We got something way better.

Yeah, at least try it before you freak out.

Why are there balls in my mouth?

That's the boba.

It's the future.

I didn't tell you to buy the future.

I told you to buy what was on the list.

Take it back right now and get the other snacks.

Ooh... We can't.

It was final sale.

If you don't sell every single ball of boba

and make back the money you spent by the end of the week,

you're fired!

Wanna try some, Boba? It's a drink with balls in it.

Hey, lady! Boba for your baby?

Hey, where's the restroom?

The better question is, "Are you hungry/thirsty?"

You have any raisins?

What we do have is a snack and drink you gotta try.

Phew! It is hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.

Y'all got water?

We've got boba!

Ah! What is this? Like a smooth juice? Gimme.

Why are there balls in it?

You're supposed to chew it!

We're never gonna sell this, Boba.

What if we had a mascot?

But who do we know that looks like Boba?

Goodbye, sun.

Even though I'm closing my eyes,

I can still see you through my lids.

Hey, Pops!

Wanna be our mascot and help us sell Boba?

Me? Are you sure?

Yeah. You kinda look like boba.

Well, if you think so, why not?

Aw ye-yeah!

Fresh steamed hot boba right here.

Don't I look tasty?

Boba boba boba!

Boba for sunset?

Mascottery is serious business.

I'm zero for ten,

but if I could just get a cold glass of water,

I'm sure a win is right around the corner.

Sorry, Pops. All we have is boba.

Oh, I've never had a boba before.

Marvelous.

Bottoms up!

Oh, my.

The boba...

- Pops! - It makes me feel...

Whoa!

...Bobacious.

Uh, you feeling better, Pops?

Pops?

Nah, that ain't my angle. You're speaking to...

Boba Casanova.

Hey, little help?

Go long, daddio!

Baby!

Ow!

Whoa! A perfect spiral.

That was so sick, dude, how did you do that?

Easy, baby.

By sipping on boba.

What's boba?

Head over to the snack shack to find out.

Yo, hook us up with two bobas!

Four bobas for Stacy!

Actually, make it eight.

You got it!

♪ Boba Casanova ♪

Bobacious!

That's the guy, Boba Casanova.

That's the word from the bird, baby.

I told you he was funny.

♪ Boba, boba, boba ♪

♪ No-oh-oh-va ♪

♪ Boba Casanova ♪

♪ Boba Casanova, Boba Casanova, Boba... ♪

Life's too short not to be slurping

on some bobacious boba!

Time to dunk on your taste buds with a different type of balls.

Saving the universe?

No problem! Boba travels, baby!

Boba rules!

♪ Boba Casanova ♪

Smell that sweet, sweet green.

Dude, if we keep this up,

we'll be able to pay Benson back for sure.

Pops?

Hey, buddy.

Guess I got a little too footloose out there.

What happened after I drank that blessed beverage?

You became Boba Casanova, and we made tons of money.

Oh, goodie!

Whoa, Pops! What did you guys do to him?

Nothing. We just gave him boba.

Great. Now, Pops has the boba blues

just so you could sell your little chewy balls!

He was thirsty. We didn't want him to get heatstroke.

Don't be cross, Benson.

I got to be a boba mascot.

It was the most glorious...

That's it. If you need a mascot to sell your boba,

do it yourself.

Bo-ba bo-ba bo-bo-ba!

Dude, go sell those dudes some boba.

Boba Boba Bobiddy.

Aw man...

Oh, sell to that guy.

Boba bo boba.

Sell to that woman and her daughter?

Ribbity boobity boba...

I can't sell boba anymore.

Mordecai, Rigby! How's the boba business going?

You look great, Pops.

I feel like a spring chicken after a good night's rest.

I wouldn't mind helping you sell your boba if you'd like.

Unless that Boba Casanova's

too much of a live wire for you.

- I don't know, Pops-- - Take the boba!

Let's move some, boba!

♪ Boba Casanova ♪

Come 'ere you little boba head!

Take my money!

♪ Boba Casanova, Boba Casanova ♪

♪ Bo-bo-bo-boba Casanova ♪

Higher, higher!

Get the boba in the skies!

♪ ...Casanova ♪

♪ Move it with that boba, move it with that boba ♪

Dude, we're making a killing!

Aw, yeah, only two bags of boba left.

Ooh, ain't nothing gonna stop me

from selling that sweet, sweet bo...

Boba, oh...

I am, but a vessel.

Pops, no offense, but you look--

Like dog water, dude!

Dude, I know we only have a little bit of boba left,

but I think we got to cut our losses.

Boba Casanova is too much for you, man.

Oh. but I don't know what I'd do

if you got fired and had to leave the park.

Just one last lap around the merry go round won't hurt.

Okay, just one more time.

Oh, goodie!

Miss me, boys?

Time to kick this into high tide!

Thirsty for blood.

Wait. We know something

much tastier than blood.

It's called...

Boba.

Bo... ba?

Better than blood?

Where can I find this boba?

At the park! The United States of America.

United States of America?

Boba!

Totally ballsy! Ha ha!

Keep going, Boba Casanova! We're almost sold out.

What's buzzing, cousin?

Bo-ba!

Boba Casanova, run!

I never pass on a sale, nightingales!

What's with you guys?

I was about to seal the deal.

Quick in the snack shack!

Boba!

Looks like I'm cashin' out boys!

Every party has a curfew.

We gotta do something.

The monster just wants the boba.

Let's give it to him!

Don't let me go!

Just release the boba!

Suck on this, you monster!

Bobacious!

Boba...

Why balls in it?

Casanova's got nine lives,

and that was my last.

Just know when you see a glint in the night sky,

that'll be me, boba babies!

Uh...

Pops! I can't believe that monster almost ate you.

We're sorry we made you drink all that boba.

No apologies necessary.

I want to thank you for releasing

the little Boba Casanova that lives inside all of us.

What have you done to Pops?

Before you say anything, Benson.

We did sell all the boba.

Yeah, we actually made a ton of money.

Check it.

That's great.

Except it's only gonna cover a tenth of the damage

you've done to the park!

...bobacious.