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Dad...
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Dad, I love you.
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I love you so much, Dad.
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What is it, Scott?
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90, Mom.
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Okay. Great.
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Dad.
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I love you.
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What?
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I love you
so much, Dad.
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Please,
can we get Disney+?
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God damn it.
Not this shit again!
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No. We don't need
Disney **** +, Scott!
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We've got cable,
and that's enough.
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All this talk about
Disney+ and CBS Max
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and shit on a ****
extreme prime.
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Where's it gonna end?!
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Straight to **** hell,
that's where.
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I'm going to work.
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Shit!
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Asshole.
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Mkay, kids.
If we can all be quiet, please.
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Today is a very special day
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because we have a new student
who has just moved to town
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and will be starting
her scholastic adventures
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here in South Park.
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I know you are all
going to be very kind
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and make her feel at home.
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Pfffft. Yeah.
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Please say hi
to Sophie Gray.
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Hey, guys.
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Um... well,
I moved here from Arizona.
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I really like soccer,
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and I love
"The Mandalorian."
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And, um...
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I guess one thing
about me
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that might be kind of different
is that...
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I have diabetes.
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Say what?!
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I have a thing
called diabetes.
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It's a condition that
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affects the way my body
processes sugar.
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- ♪ Will you marry me? ♪
- It just means
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I have to check my blood sugar
once in a while,
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and sometimes I have...
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♪ I swear that I will mean it ♪
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♪ I say, will you marry me? ♪
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...part of who I am.
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Oh! And I also have a pony.
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♪ Singing... ♪
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Holy shit, you guys!
What am I gonna do?!
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About what?
About Sophie Gray!
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She's my boo!
I love her!
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What am I supposed
to say to her?
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Scott, you can't be
with Sophie Gray.
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She has diabetes.
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I know!
That's why she's perfect!
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No, Scott,
If you and Sophie have a baby,
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it'll have
super diabetes.
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I'm not sure,
but I'm pretty sure
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that causes a crater
on the Earth.
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That girl
is pretty fly.
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As soon as she said
she watches "Mandalorian,"
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it gave me
a little boner.
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If you wanna be
with the new girl,
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you're gonna have
some stiff competition.
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Get it? S‐Stiff...
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c‐c‐c‐c...
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competition.
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But she has
diabetes!
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You guys always rip on me
for having diabetes!
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You guys
always rip on me for having diabetes.
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I'm Scott Malkinson.
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Oh, no!
Not this time!
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You assholes aren't ruining
Scott Malkinson's life again!
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I'm taking control,
you understand?
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I'm taking control,
you understand.
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- I'm Scott Malkinson.
- I have diabetes.
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♪ I can smell the chemicals ♪
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Hey, Clark.
Clark, you there?
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This is Clark. Go ahead.
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Yeah, hey. I think
we actually have a job.
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The Stotches need their
cable box looked at.
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Alright. I'm on it!
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Now, listen, Clark.
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Part of why
we're losing customers
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is because people say
our service is slow.
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Don't worry.
I'll be there as fast as I can!
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Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?
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Number 3 Value Meal.
No pickle.
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Oh. Well, finally.
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The cable company
gave us a window
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of noon to 5:00
for you to show up.
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It's 5:15.
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Only 15 minutes late.
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This is why
we should quit cable
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and just go to
streaming services.
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Oh! You want quantity
over quality?!
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Streaming services
are destroying our town!
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People don't watch and bond
over the same shows anymore.
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Everyone watches
something different.
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'Cause you got assholes
in Hollywood
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making little niche programs
for everybody.
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That's what you want?!
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Yeah, I think I do.
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Goth Kid: Uh, hi.
You're the new girl, right?
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Just wanted to say,
you know...
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welcome to the school.
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Oh, thanks!
That's really nice of you.
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I was wondering if,
maybe sometime,
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well, I could show you around,
if you need it.
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Wow! That'd be great.
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A couple of the other guys
offered, too.
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Yeah.
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A lot of the guys here
are posers, though.
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- You gotta be careful.
- That's funny.
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Another one of the guys
said that.
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He was the tall kid
that kind of dresses like you?
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Oh, yeah.
He's a total poser.
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God damn it.
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Assholes.
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Yeah, and so my dad actually
still lives in Scottsdale.
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Scottsdale.
I love it there.
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Hey, Sophie.
How's it going?
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Aah!
Watch it, dork.
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I have something really
important to tell you, Sophie.
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It can't wait.
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Oh, okay.
I'll see you around, huh?
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Yeah.
Sure thing.
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So, um...
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You have diabetes,
right?
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Yeah.
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I...
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have diabetes.
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Oh.
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So...
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what do you
wanna do now?
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So...
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What's your favorite food
that you can't eat?
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Mine's waffles.
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Um... I haven't
really thought about it.
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Oh...
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Do you watch
"The Mandalorian" on Disney+?
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Oh, uh, yeah.
Of course.
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I love "The Mandalorian!"
Right?
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It's the best Star Wars thing
since "Empire."
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Makes all the new movies
look like dog shit.
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Yeah.
Like stupid dog shit.
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Hey!
You're the new girl, right?
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She's busy!!
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Hey, are you gonna
watch the new episode on Friday?
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We could watch it together
if you want.
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Oh, my God.
I would love that.
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Okay. I'll come over right
when it starts streaming!
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Oh!
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Well...
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The thing is...
I mean...
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Timmy!
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She's busy,
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and she's watching "Mandalorian"
at my house!
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Timmy...
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Look at that.
Look!
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240 channels
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of anything
we want to watch.
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- No accounts.
- No **** passwords.
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Just pure, simple,
basic cable.
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Ma! Dad!
Guess what!
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Not now, Scott.
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Your mom and I are enjoying
watching whatever we want
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and not signing up
for anything.
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But, Dad, there's
this new girl at school,
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and she has diabetes!
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Oh!
That's wonderful, Scott!
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Yeah,
and guess what?
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She wants to come
over to our house!
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So, we have to
get Disney+!
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Aw!
Not this shit again!
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The answer is no!
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Dad, please!
This is my life!
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Streaming services
are destroying
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our culture, Scott!
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People got a thousand shows
at their fingertips 24/7,
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so now Hollywood has
to make shows within their shows
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to make more shows!
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But, Dad,
what's wrong with people
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watching what they wanna watch
when they wanna watch it?
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What's wrong with people
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watching what they want
when they wanna watch it?
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I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.
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Unbelievable!
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Yeah, it's me.
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It's time we took all these
streaming services down.
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Tell all the guys
we're meeting A. S. A. P.,
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in a window between 10:00 a. m.
And 2:00 p. m. on Thursday.
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God damn it!
Where are they?
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We're gonna run out of time!
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Where the hell
have you guys been?
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You gave us a window
of 10:00 a. m. to 2:00 p. m.
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It's 1:50.
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Between 10:00 and 2:00
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doesn't mean you wait
until one **** fifty!
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Wow.
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What's wrong with you?
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What's wrong is that
we're losing our asses
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to these streaming
sons a bitches!
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I don't know about you guys,
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but I haven't worked a full day
in weeks.
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That's right.
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These streaming services
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all still need the Internet
to stream, right?
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And who laid all that cable
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those companies
are streaming on?
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- We did.
- We did.
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That's right,
we **** did!
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We're cable repairmen.
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We control what goes
into people's houses... us!
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It's time that
we worked together
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and show people just how much
they still need us!
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Yeah! Let's uncouple
the stranded conductor!
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Let's tear the insulation off
the retractile cables!
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Bill and Dave, you get supplies
from the electronics store.
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Kurt, help Michael with
the hardware we're gonna need!
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Let's meet at the breaker
between 4:00 and 7:00 p. m.!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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You're watching "Canada Ploos,"
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Your source for all
Canadian entertainment!
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Oh, that's pretty cool.
228
00:11:16,318 --> 00:11:18,691
Which Canadian program
would you like to watch?
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"Terrance and Phillip."
"The Queef Sisters."
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"Terrance and Phillip."
"The Queef Sisters."
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"Terrance and ..."
"The Queef Si..."
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Katherine,
I have some bad news.
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What is it, Katie?
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Ugh!
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God damn it.
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- You gotta help me!
- With what?
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With my baby girl!
She's everything to me, bro!
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But to impress her,
I have to get Disney+.
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How can I get it without
my parents credit card?
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You don't wanna
go messing with that.
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You once had
a girlfriend, Eric.
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You and Heidi were together
a long time.
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You know how
important this is!
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You want my advice.
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You're better off, Scott.
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Let some other fool
have his life ruined.
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What are you talking
about, Er...
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Do you know
what love is, Scott?!
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I'll tell you one thing...
it's not the happy ending
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that Disney movies
promised us.
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There's just frustration
and anger and pain.
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Relationships
are diabetes times 10.
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I can handle diabetes.
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I can handle
a relationship.
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Fine.
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I'll tell you how
to get Disney+.
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But when you feel like
killing yourself in two years,
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don't do it in front of me.
259
00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,134
Alright.
260
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,759
Let's do this.
261
00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:59,472
Dave? Dave, you got everything
from the electronics store?
262
00:12:59,839 --> 00:13:01,551
Not yet.
Still working on it.
263
00:13:01,818 --> 00:13:03,677
Well, what the ****
are you doing?
264
00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:05,861
You gave me a window of noon
to 3:00 to get it all.
265
00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:07,212
It's only 2:45!
266
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,580
God **** damn it.
267
00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:11,246
Can we please get the show
on the road here, guys?!
268
00:13:11,335 --> 00:13:13,484
Kurt,
you got the cable splitters?
269
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,159
- Huh?
- God damn it!
270
00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:18,122
Get the ****
cable splitters!
271
00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:28,201
Streaming accounts.
272
00:13:33,783 --> 00:13:36,067
Streaming accounts
and passwords.
273
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,819
Streaming accounts.
274
00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:39,226
Passwords.
275
00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:40,494
Uh, hey.
276
00:13:40,582 --> 00:13:41,602
Hey.
277
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,131
What's goin' on?
278
00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:44,600
Uh, Eric Cartman told me
279
00:13:44,687 --> 00:13:46,663
you have access
to streaming accounts?
280
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,275
Maybe I do.
And maybe I don't.
281
00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:50,712
Are you a cop?
282
00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:53,250
No, I'm Scott Malkinson.
I go to your school.
283
00:13:53,812 --> 00:13:55,250
Never heard of you.
284
00:13:55,774 --> 00:13:57,197
Haven't you ever heard
the other kids say,
285
00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,128
"I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes?"
286
00:13:59,215 --> 00:14:00,530
Well, I'm Scott Malkinson.
287
00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:02,134
Oh yeah.
288
00:14:02,221 --> 00:14:03,531
Well, in that case...
289
00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,814
Hulu, Netflix, HBO Max.
290
00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:08,311
I got all the accounts
and passwords you need.
291
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,639
No, I need
a Disney+ account.
292
00:14:10,737 --> 00:14:12,586
Oh, you want
the good stuff.
293
00:14:12,673 --> 00:14:14,924
That's pricey.
Hard to find.
294
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,331
What, uh...
are you lookin' to trade?
295
00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:20,280
I have two 16‐needle
boxes of insulin.
296
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,214
Oh.
297
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,452
Oh, God!
298
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,908
Oh!
299
00:14:33,447 --> 00:14:35,335
Yeah.
That's pretty good shit.
300
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,226
Alright.
Here you go.
301
00:14:38,353 --> 00:14:40,963
Disney+ account
and password.
302
00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:48,307
Alright.
303
00:14:48,395 --> 00:14:51,014
I've got the static coupler
connected to the RF switch!
304
00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:53,088
You got the BT router undone,
Dave?
305
00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:55,129
Yeah. Yeah.
I think that's got it.
306
00:14:55,217 --> 00:14:57,726
Okay.
Let's throw the pulse cable!
307
00:15:03,414 --> 00:15:05,125
Yeah!
I think that's good!
308
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,381
Oh, God.
309
00:15:15,596 --> 00:15:17,142
Hey!
Hi. Sophie.
310
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,193
The show starts streaming
in two minutes!
311
00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:21,413
I have to watch right
when it starts streaming.
312
00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:22,599
I hate spoilers!
313
00:15:22,686 --> 00:15:23,835
Me too!
314
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,800
This'll be a great place
to watch it!
315
00:15:26,355 --> 00:15:27,434
Uh‐oh.
316
00:15:27,522 --> 00:15:29,106
Hey do you have some juice
or something?
317
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,547
My blood sugar is
a little low.
318
00:15:30,634 --> 00:15:32,250
Oh, my God.
I love you so much.
319
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,540
Huh?
320
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:35,665
Uh, here you go.
321
00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:37,393
I have lots of juices
standing by.
322
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,631
Great!
323
00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:40,954
Mmm! Okay! It's time!
Put it on.
324
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:42,377
Oh‐kay!
325
00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:48,181
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
326
00:15:48,268 --> 00:15:49,470
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
327
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,691
Hey!
What's going on!
328
00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:57,099
I‐I don't know.
329
00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:59,802
This is item number 4‐5‐7...
330
00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:01,574
Can you change it back?
331
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,334
It's not...
working.
332
00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:07,431
Look at these
stunning earrings...
333
00:16:10,089 --> 00:16:12,988
I don't know what's going on!
It's gonna be okay!
334
00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:15,165
That Jimmy kid invited me
to watch at his house!
335
00:16:15,252 --> 00:16:16,016
Come on!
336
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,485
Oh, no! Not Jimmy!
337
00:16:17,573 --> 00:16:18,626
Bay! Bay!
338
00:16:18,714 --> 00:16:20,095
Come back!
339
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:27,348
Now back to "PC Babies."
340
00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:30,362
"PC Babies"?
What the hell is this?
341
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:31,844
Put it back to
"Mandalorian," Jimmy.
342
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:33,579
Nobody likes
"PC Babies."
343
00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:36,274
I'm trying, but something's
wrong with the TV.
344
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:38,012
..karat gold.
345
00:16:38,161 --> 00:16:40,346
This is bullcrap.
Give me that thing.
346
00:16:40,479 --> 00:16:43,221
You're watching
"Canada Ploos!"
347
00:16:43,309 --> 00:16:44,597
God damn it!
348
00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:50,156
Oh. Hey, Sophie.
349
00:16:50,478 --> 00:16:51,564
And Scott.
350
00:16:51,652 --> 00:16:53,339
Hey. Hope it' still okay
to come over.
351
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:55,098
Sure.
Come on in.
352
00:16:56,132 --> 00:16:58,054
Hey, look who's here, fellas.
It's Sophie.
353
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,196
And Scott!
354
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,400
- Hey, Sophie.
- Hey, Sophie.
355
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,712
Oh, no. Your streaming services
are messing up, too?
356
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,512
What do you mean?
This isn't just happening here?
357
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,315
No. We were just
at Scott's house,
358
00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:08,665
and it was the same thing.
This is terrible.
359
00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:10,501
Hey, don't worry, Soph.
360
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,489
We can watch it together
at Token's house.
361
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:14,413
His family has the best
AV equipment.
362
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,219
Oh, what happened to "girls
are just like diabetes"?
363
00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:18,873
Let's just hurry
and get to Token's house.
364
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,230
Yeah.
Come on, Sophie.
365
00:17:20,318 --> 00:17:21,708
And Scott!
366
00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:25,220
We're the Blacks...‐
367
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:27,224
A hip family
just trying to get by.
368
00:17:27,491 --> 00:17:29,508
The problem is our neighbors.
369
00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:30,653
We're the Whites.
370
00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:33,359
Nobody ever cares if bad things
happen to us anymore.
371
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,118
And things
are getting worse.
372
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,979
- Because in this town,
- Because in this town,
373
00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:39,192
- it's "The Whites and The Blacks,"
- it's "The Whites and The Blacks,"
374
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:40,829
- on Amazon Prime.
- On Amazon Prime.
375
00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:44,454
What the...? What is wrong
with this stupid thing?
376
00:17:44,893 --> 00:17:46,879
I don't even know
who to call.
377
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,575
Here, let me
try something.
378
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,993
Here it comes.
Here it comes. Shh.
379
00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:53,955
Park County cable.
380
00:17:54,226 --> 00:17:56,944
Oh, your streaming
isn't working? Huh.
381
00:17:57,179 --> 00:18:00,305
Gee, I'm sorry, but that's
really not our problem...
382
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:01,864
Uh, sir, can you hang on?
383
00:18:01,952 --> 00:18:03,135
I got another call.
384
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,876
Park County cable.
385
00:18:05,128 --> 00:18:07,567
None of your streaming services
are working, either?
386
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,682
Don't worry.
387
00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:10,519
You and everyone else
in this town
388
00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:13,027
can count on
your local cable company.
389
00:18:13,115 --> 00:18:14,832
We'll come
fix the problem.
390
00:18:15,047 --> 00:18:18,345
Alright, guys. Let's be
the heroes this town needs.
391
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,917
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
392
00:18:28,548 --> 00:18:31,857
You're watching
"Crab People" on HBO Max.
393
00:18:34,918 --> 00:18:37,769
So you say that these
mutant crab people
394
00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:40,676
came up from under the ground,
and started eating children?
395
00:18:40,764 --> 00:18:43,640
No, no, no. "Crab People"
is a show that came on TV
396
00:18:43,735 --> 00:18:46,573
when I was trying to watch
"Stranger Things" on Netflix.
397
00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,096
Oh.
398
00:18:52,473 --> 00:18:55,503
Mom, I can't watch
Mandalorian ANYWHERE.
399
00:18:55,658 --> 00:18:57,489
Oh, no.
It's happening here, too?
400
00:18:57,662 --> 00:18:59,160
Who are all
these boys, Sophie?
401
00:18:59,248 --> 00:19:01,375
Hello, ma'am.
I'm Eric Cartman. How are you?
402
00:19:01,463 --> 00:19:03,267
Hi.
My name's Jimmy.
403
00:19:05,223 --> 00:19:06,630
‐Clyde Donovan.
‐Yeah, yeah.
404
00:19:06,718 --> 00:19:08,014
Nobody cares, Clyde.
405
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,645
Well, it looks like nobody's
streaming shows tonight.
406
00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:36,782
Sorry, Sophie.
407
00:19:36,869 --> 00:19:38,585
Not as sorry as I am,
Sophie.
408
00:19:38,672 --> 00:19:41,644
I'm the most sorriest,
Sophie.
409
00:19:43,263 --> 00:19:45,734
You assholes,
stop talking to her!
410
00:19:45,822 --> 00:19:46,909
Scott?
411
00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:49,772
I am done having you all ruin
my life! You hear me?
412
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:50,841
Done!
413
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,246
You've taken my dignity
for all these years,
414
00:19:53,335 --> 00:19:55,892
but you are not
taking my girlfriend!
415
00:19:56,284 --> 00:19:57,705
What are you talking
about, Scott?
416
00:19:57,794 --> 00:19:59,631
I'm not
your girlfriend.
417
00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:02,068
You're not?
418
00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:04,461
Uh‐oh. Looks like you got some
pie on your face, Scott.
419
00:20:04,565 --> 00:20:06,136
I'm not anyone's
girlfriend.
420
00:20:06,224 --> 00:20:07,974
I just **** moved here,
you guys.
421
00:20:08,061 --> 00:20:11,000
Can I have time to unpack
the shit in my room?
422
00:20:11,768 --> 00:20:13,793
But Sophie,
you're totally my type...
423
00:20:13,918 --> 00:20:15,701
type one diabetes.
424
00:20:15,859 --> 00:20:18,937
Scott, I'm more than just
my diabetes.
425
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,924
Well, I'm not.
426
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,660
I'm Scott Malkinson.
427
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:51,733
Need a candy bar?
428
00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:54,384
You're low, right?
429
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:55,877
Here.
430
00:20:56,883 --> 00:21:00,235
It stinks having diabetes,
sometimes, huh?
431
00:21:00,323 --> 00:21:02,274
You seem to do alright.
432
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,811
Still sucks.
433
00:21:04,101 --> 00:21:05,901
Kids don't know how much
extra you have to do
434
00:21:05,989 --> 00:21:07,708
every day
just to be okay.
435
00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:09,412
Yeah.
436
00:21:09,554 --> 00:21:11,115
I'm glad there's a kid
at my new school
437
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,205
who I can talk about
diabetes with.
438
00:21:14,186 --> 00:21:16,294
You don't think
I'm weird and gross?
439
00:21:16,382 --> 00:21:19,167
You know what? I don't think
you're any weirder or grosser
440
00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:21,298
than any of the other boys
in this town.
441
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:25,161
Wow. That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
442
00:21:25,396 --> 00:21:27,609
I'm sorry you missed
your show, Sophie.
443
00:21:27,697 --> 00:21:28,797
I don't know
what happened,
444
00:21:28,885 --> 00:21:31,264
but somehow I feel like
it was my fault.
445
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:33,903
It's okay.
I had an interesting night.
446
00:21:33,991 --> 00:21:37,234
I think I kind of like
the "Scott Malkinson Show."
447
00:21:46,966 --> 00:21:49,939
Okay, we're here.
We... ah, shit.
448
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,640
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