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- [feedback whines]
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Hello, Daventry Hills High.
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[feedback intensifies]
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Yikes. My surprise bagpipe
concert in the library
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got a better reception
than this.
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Maybe if Principal Storms
wore a plaid skirt
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and a deelybob hat he'd get
the same respect that you did.
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I don't think
that was respect.
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And by the way,
I want my skirt back.
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It needs to be repaired.
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Testing, testing.
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Where was I?
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Oh yes, student council
elections are next week.
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The school needs strong
leaders and we want you--
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GPA 2.5 and above,
parents' permission
required-- to sign up.
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Hey, remember when Lyle ran
for president and won?
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No, you don't?
'Cause in two weeks you will!
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No, no, no, guys.
I don't know about that.
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Go Lyle! Go Lyle!
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[chanting]
Go Lyle!
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Go Lyle! Go-- okay.
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Settle down, settle down.
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We all know that
Lyle is gonna win.
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[shouting, cheering]
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- You guys.
- Can you believe this?
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We're supposed to live
in a democracy,
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and yet student council
elections are such a sham.
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If you're that bummed
about it, why don't
you run sometime?
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I do run. Every year.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're the girl that
made the angry speeches.
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I'm not angry. I'm passionate
about issues I believe in.
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- You know what
I'm passionate about?
- What?
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Not caring.
That's why I don't vote.
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See, you're part of
the problem.
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Don't care.
See how that works?
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Go Lyle! Go Lyle!
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Go Lyle! Go Lyle!
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Ready to raid the dreaded
Dread Orcs camp?
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Mr. President,
do you want to take the lead?
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I'm not gonna be president.
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What? Come on, man.
You totally got this locked up.
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Kids were chanting "Go Lyle"
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three periods after
the assembly.
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No, you don't
understand. I don't
want to be president.
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I already got football,
parties, my girlfriend.
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I don't have time
for boring student
council meetings.
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I mean, when am I gonna
game with you guys?
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Yeah, that's the most important
six hours of your day.
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Hold up. Lyle, did you
just put us on the list
with football and parties?
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Dante, we have arrived!
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Hey, how's the campaign
coming?
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Well, guys are writing
my name on their chest.
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That's an important
first step.
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I should know. I was class
president all four years
of high school.
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How are the finger guns
coming along?
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[weakly imitates gunshots]
Not so sure it's my thing.
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Finger guns are out?
What's in?
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Fist bumps, hand birds?
Where are we at?
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No, Dad.
Running for president.
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Of course it's
your thing, Lyle.
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You come from a whole line
of leaders.
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The problem with this family
is we're good at so many things
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sometimes we don't even know
we're good at something
that we're great at.
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So you're saying even if I don't
think something is my thing,
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I should try that thing
just in case it turns
out to be my thing?
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[imitates gunshot] You got it!
Hugginsons always win.
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Let's not let that tradition
die with my only child, okay?
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- So no pressure then.
- I'm gonna go make reservations
for our victory dinner.
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Right now.
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I know one of the things
I'm good at, but I might
be great at,
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and that's eating free food
at a victory dinner.
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Hey, can I order
two desserts?
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Guys, let's just play.
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I don't know how many
more free nights I got.
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Good thing your dad doesn't
know you play the game,
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otherwise he'd make you run
for king of the Dread Orcs.
Am I right?
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- I'm right.
- I'm not laughing
because it's true.
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He would make me run for that.
Hey, he can make you run,
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but he can't make you win--
if you know what I mean.
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Wait. Dante's right.
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We can help you throw the
election.
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Awesome! I totally
thought of that!
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Like lose on purpose?
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Yeah. Don't you worry
your shampooed little head.
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Wyatt and I got you covered.
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- We do?
- Oh, yeah, we do.
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Dude, I said to dress like
a ninja, not like a mime.
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This the only black clothes
I have. Did you bring
the supplies?
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I sure did. One sec.
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Gotta escape.
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That better?
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Let's do this.
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I did not see that coming.
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It gets worse.
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See my Lyle 'stache?
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By Election Day,
this bad boy'll be rocking.
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If I said I liked ribbon
dancing,
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everybody would
petition to cut its funding.
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But if Lyle does it,
everyone wants to join?
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That's because Lyle is cool
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and you've just genuinely
expressed a love
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for ribbon dancing.
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I said "if."
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So how do we make everyone
think Lyle isn't cool?
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[doorbell rings]
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So how's Max Ross
going to help us?
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The guy's got multiple websites
dedicated to just hating on him.
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If there's anyone
who can get my fans to
turn against me, it's Max.
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- [whistles]
- [doorbell rings]
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What? I'm spear fishing
in my pond.
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We heard everybody
hates you.
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Let me handle this.
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- We need your help.
- Go away!
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That's exactly the kind of
negative energy we need, boys.
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[shrieks]
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Not here.
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Okay, so Lyle needs
to alienate his fan base.
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Have you tried shutting down
your game
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for 48 hours
for maintenance?
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That doesn't really
apply here, Max.
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Okay, what about going public
with your theory
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that the government has
tainted our water supply
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to make us mindless
mercenaries?
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- What?
-I'm down with that.
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How does it work?
Can I drive a dump truck?
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Sure.
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What you don't know
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is that toxic chemicals are
killing our brain cells,
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rendering us incapable
of staging a revolution.
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We're looking for something
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that would make people
not vote for Lyle.
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Did it ever occur to you
that maybe,
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instead of sabotaging
Lyle's campaign,
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you should be putting
your weight behind
another candidate?
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[water splashes]
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There he is!
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Aah! My foot! He bit me!
Yeah, he bit me.
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I guess we'll wait
until he's done,
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then he'll give us
the rest of that idea.
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No, I think we got it.
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I know exactly the person
we should try to elect.
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I'll do it.
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Should you really be allowed
to handle that?
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Okay, this year is
gonna be different.
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Because I have
a campaign staff
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and we're gonna stay
on message.
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And we're gonna
bring the issues
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to Daventry Hills High School
students.
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Let's go win this thing!
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Bullhorn me.
[shrieks]
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I love it when she tells me
what to do.
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Creepy.
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If you're not outraged,
you're not listening.
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Vote for Angie.
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Wyatt, get those hearts
off the I's in "Angie".
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I refuse to run
on girly stereotypes.
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Dante, get those buttons
on those kids.
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I don't care if
you have to hold them down.
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- And, Gus.
- Yeah.
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Stop staring at me like that.
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Hey!
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[bullhorn whines
and electricity crackles]
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You just got Big Joe-ed.
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And you just got
Big Principal Storms-ed.
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Stormed.
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No, Storms-ed. Whatever.
My office now.
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[growls]
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Instead of vending machines
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filled with processed foods
and sugary snacks,
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- we need carrot sticks
and apple slices.
- [class groans]
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- Question in the back.
- Yeah, could you repeat that?
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My Triple Cheese-os
were making
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a loud crunching noise
in my head.
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Hey, is Lyle gonna
come in and talk to us?
I made him a cake.
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Okay. [grunts]
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Even with all our help
and suffering through
her bossiness--
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- Passion.
- It's not looking good.
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- What?
- I projected election results
based on a preliminary survey
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and well, look.
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As you can see,
Angie's made very little
impact against Lyle.
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Plus, I hear people are
making cakes and giving
them to him.
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Yeah, well, that's true.
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Maybe this will
change some minds.
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- [screams]
- What?
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What, man?
He's got a spear gun.
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What? No, no, no. We buy
votes with Free Fish Fridays.
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Everything in the cafeteria
harpooned by yours truly.
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Yeah, no. We've only
got a couple of days
before the election, okay?
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I don't know if Angie can
turn things around by then.
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Not without a miracle.
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Or a little help from
the Booty Box.
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You know, the "Booty Box"--
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where we keep looted treasure
from leaks in the game.
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Huh? Huh?
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Have we been doing that?
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Yeah. What did you think
this big box was for?
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I didn't want to ask.
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It's about the same size
as a human body.
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That's a lot of junk
in that trunk.
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Troll repellent,
sword of antiperspirant,
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- can of whoop air,
- [sword vibrating]
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dragon breath mint.
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Ah, here it is.
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- It's a charm bracelet.
- How does it work?
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Dante, give me your wrist.
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I've dreamt of this moment
ever since I was a little girl.
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In the game, it gives you
30 extra charisma points.
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But in real life...
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Angie, I love what you did
with the place.
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And did you get a new haircut?
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I did.
Thank you for noticing.
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Can I get you something
to drink? You look thirsty.
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Yes. Why don't we go
to the kitchen
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and grab a nice glass of--
pickle juice!
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First person to chug a jarful
without barfing wins.
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[belches]
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That was like watching
a reverse werewolf.
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This secret weapon is gonna
help us do a lot of good
for the school.
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I feel all fuzzy
on the inside.
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- You dropped these.
- Thank you, sweetie.
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She called me sweetie.
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Oh! Who is this girl wearing
my cute top?
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- That's you, pretty lady.
- Oh.
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I should also mention
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the charm bracelet takes
away 10 intelligence points.
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How many people did it
take to draw these?
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Wow.
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You gotta work
on that landing.
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I did work on it,
and I nailed it.
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I think the bracelet's got us
covered on the election front.
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♪ I know a girl
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♪ She's a beauty queen
as she rocks the scene,
uh-oh! ♪
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♪ All over the world
people stop and stare ♪
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♪ She's everywhere, uh-oh
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♪ A regular girl
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♪ Thinks she's
the farthest thing ♪
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♪ From a beauty queen...
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Angie, people are just
begging for merch.
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I'm thinking T-shirts,
book covers, and a fragrance--
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- "Angie."
- Yeah.
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Vote for Angie.
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♪ If imperfection's
got you thinking ♪
244
00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:50,217
♪ You're not worthy
and got you hiding
in your room... ♪
245
00:12:51,218 --> 00:12:55,947
Quick, wear The Angie.
246
00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:58,881
I like your sweater, Gus.
247
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:01,159
But what did you do
with the sleeves?
248
00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:04,714
It's a vest.
249
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:07,856
And, Angie,
I like-liked you before,
250
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:10,755
but now
I like-like-like you.
251
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,034
That's a tple like.
I don't know if one's ever
happened to this school before.
252
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:15,725
Wow.
253
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:20,558
And I just want you beautiful
and special people to know
254
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,699
that you are beautiful
255
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,598
and special
256
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:29,878
and I know that together
257
00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:34,365
we can make this
school beautiful
258
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,367
- and special.
- Yeah!
259
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:42,338
You got my vote, Angie.
260
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,824
And this kid's voting
for you, too.
261
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:02,600
- [knock on door]
- Hey.
262
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,567
Nervous about
the big election tomorrow?
263
00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:07,536
Not at all.
I'm actually quite sure
of the outcome.
264
00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:10,608
So you want this as much
as I do, right?
265
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,853
- Yep. Absolutely.
- That's the Hugginson spirit.
266
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,200
Dinner reservations
have been made.
267
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:19,306
I called, and they're
going to carve a brisket
268
00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:20,790
into the shape of your face.
269
00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:22,447
Apparently, they already had
a photo of you
270
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,036
because some guy ordered
a custom-made cake.
271
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:27,107
I'm very popular
in the culinary world.
272
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:28,833
[laughing] Yeah.
273
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,663
[imitates gunshots] Yeah.
274
00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:37,566
Well, I'm glad that
everything is going
according to plan.
275
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,809
But I am just sad
276
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:42,536
that I won't be able to eat
Lyle's face tomorrow.
277
00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:45,539
Gentlemen, as long
as I'm not president,
278
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:48,922
I guarantee there will be
another chance to eat my face.
279
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,855
Perfect.
280
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:55,549
You don't like my platform?
I don't like your face!
281
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,862
I have been looking all over
for you Three Geeketeers.
282
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,588
That's not very charming.
283
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:01,762
Can it, pretty boy.
We've got a giant problem.
284
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:04,317
- Like an actual giant?
- [gasps]
285
00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:06,077
No.
286
00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:09,322
A giant problem as in...
287
00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:10,979
I lost the charm bracelet.
288
00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:13,567
Oh, man. I never thought
I'd get to say this,
289
00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:16,708
but it would be tons easier
dealing with an actual giant.
290
00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:20,609
What do you mean you lost
the charm bracelet?
291
00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:22,024
I mean I can't find it!
292
00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:23,957
I'm an expert at losing
things,
293
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:26,753
and I often find them
in the last place I look.
294
00:15:26,787 --> 00:15:29,031
So let's start there.
295
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,653
Okay, I was at my locker,
296
00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:32,862
which by the way,
is filled with unicorns
297
00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:35,624
and rainbow stickers.
Ugh! It's creepy.
298
00:15:35,658 --> 00:15:37,557
And then I went to gym.
299
00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:40,491
Dante and I'll retrace
your steps.
300
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,976
Wait. If you want to be
accurate,
301
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:45,220
then add in some skipping
and a few cartwheels.
302
00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,360
Let's blend in.
303
00:15:49,638 --> 00:15:53,159
- I'm so ashamed.
- This is horrible.
304
00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:57,508
I'm gonna win this election
and then everyone's gonna
have to eat my brisket face.
305
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,751
I can't let that happen.
Let me see your speech.
306
00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:02,582
I re-wrote it because the old
one didn't make any sense.
307
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,308
The I's were dotted
with little hearts
308
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,862
and it smelled like
gross citrusy body spray.
309
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:10,176
Yeah, that would be
"Angie."
310
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:14,111
It's not at the locker.
Come on.
311
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:26,709
Thanks, Big Joe.
312
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:29,540
My pleasure.
313
00:16:35,856 --> 00:16:37,444
Finally I have
a non-creepy reason
314
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,688
to go inside
the girls' locker room.
315
00:16:39,722 --> 00:16:42,967
There's so much mystery.
What do you think is in there?
316
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,970
Velvet benches?
A carpeted shower?
317
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,248
Ooh. Wait a sec.
318
00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:51,286
Did Big Joe just
hold the door for us?
319
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:56,049
That was very charming
of him, wasn't it?
320
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:02,573
Count on Gus to count your
money for school treasurer.
321
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:06,542
I didn't mean to say treasurer.
You guys knew what I meant.
322
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:08,786
I don't know what I'm doing.
I quit.
323
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:16,897
Well, Ginger, looks like
you're school treasurer.
324
00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:20,763
Yes! Goody. Goody.
Goody. Goody. Goody! Goody!
325
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:24,112
Right, moving on.
Vice President candidates.
326
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,393
Thank you, Principal Storms.
327
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:32,016
Thank you, student body
of Daventry Hills.
328
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,571
You may ask yourself
what is the vice
president's job?
329
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:39,230
Hi, Big Joe. Would you be
interested in my lunch money?
330
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:41,025
Because I'd like you
to have it.
331
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,097
Oh, thanks, Wayne.
What a nice gesture.
332
00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:46,548
Hey, Big Joe!
333
00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:51,242
So sorry to interrupt.
We know you're a busy
and important guy.
334
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:54,763
We just love your bracelet.
335
00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:57,766
Yeah. Do you think that it
would look good on me?
336
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,250
Here.
Why don't you try it on?
337
00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:02,943
Not enough guys rock
the wrist bling.
338
00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:06,947
Hey, why am I giving
you something?
339
00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:09,295
You should be careful with that.
That's fragile.
340
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,749
No! My wrist bling.
341
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:24,137
Well, the less said
about that, the better.
342
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:27,658
Vote with your conscience,
people. Moving onto president.
343
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,970
Angie Prieto.
344
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:44,847
Thank you, Principal Storms,
and a big yay for you.
345
00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,264
Okay. And thank you,
346
00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:50,922
totally awesome students
of Daventry Hills High.
347
00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:55,996
I'm super duper jazzed
for this very important day.
348
00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:58,171
[crowd murmuring]
349
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,449
Okay, you know what?
350
00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:02,037
You want to know what's wrong
351
00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:04,695
with these stupid student
council elections?
352
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:07,318
Everyone's too scared
to say the truth.
353
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:11,011
So they come up here
and they juggle and dance
354
00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:13,531
- and accidentally
catch on fire.
- What is she doing?
355
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:16,155
Hold on. I think she might
be turning it around.
356
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,295
- Okay, listen up,
you drones.
- No.
357
00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:19,503
You buy into these absurd
campaign promises
358
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,332
like "no school on Fridays"
359
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:24,887
or "get fired up with Billy."
See what happened?
360
00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,682
But nobody stops to think,
361
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:29,202
what about the difficult
boring stuff that matters?
362
00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,480
- [chanting] Lyle! Lyle!
- Like, being able to afford
a school nurse
363
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:34,138
so we can finally screen
for head lice. Who's
gonna deal with that?
364
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,383
No, no, no, no, no!
365
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:40,386
- [chanting] Lyle! Lyle!
- [imitates gunshot]
366
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:43,043
[chanting continuing]
367
00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:52,191
Vote for whoever will make
it rain chocolate. I don't care.
368
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:59,232
Guys, come on.
369
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:05,411
Okay, that's what we need
on student council,
370
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:08,828
someone who's not afraid
to get up here and speak
the ugly truth.
371
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:12,901
So everyone who was chanting
"Lyle," start chanting "Angie."
372
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:14,730
Lyle said to say Angie.
373
00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:16,698
Lyle said to say Angie.
374
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:18,251
Lyle said to say Angie.
375
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,357
Lyle said to say Angie.
376
00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:23,222
- Lyle said--
- No, just "Angie."
377
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:27,191
Come on.
[chanting] Angie!
Angie! Angie!
378
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,228
[chanting continues]
379
00:20:38,927 --> 00:20:41,240
- Can we take credit
for this one?
- I'm gonna.
380
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:44,933
All right, we did it.
Whoo!
381
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:49,731
Hey! Angie! Angie!
Angie! Angie!
382
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:52,112
[knock on door]
383
00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:59,396
We need to talk about today.
384
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:01,639
If you didn't want to run,
you should have spoken up.
385
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:05,471
Okay, Dad.
Maybe I didn't want to run.
386
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:07,162
I'm glad you told me,
387
00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:09,613
but I wish you had you
said something earlier
388
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:12,685
because I already paid
for your big victory dinner.
389
00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:15,308
- Sorry I let you down, Dad.
- You didn't let me down.
390
00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:17,379
I'm getting a free dinner.
391
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,312
You just said you
already paid for it.
392
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:21,728
I did.
But you're gonna pay me back.
393
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:23,834
See, we had an election
of our own
394
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,629
down at the car dealership,
395
00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,907
and you were voted president
of washing all of the cars
396
00:21:27,941 --> 00:21:30,289
for the next six months.
397
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,705
[imitates gunshots]
398
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:40,264
Congratulations,
President of the Car Wash.
399
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,406
- I guess you can't
lose 'em all.
- Ha ha! Very funny, okay?
400
00:21:44,441 --> 00:21:48,168
Yeah, you're right.
Your political career
isn't washed upafter all.
401
00:21:48,203 --> 00:21:50,654
All right, all right.
402
00:21:50,688 --> 00:21:53,001
Don't worry, you're still
a shining star in our eyes.
403
00:21:53,035 --> 00:21:55,037
A bumper shining star.
404
00:21:55,072 --> 00:21:58,040
- I'm logging off now.
- No, wait. I've got one
about a sponge.
405
00:21:58,075 --> 00:21:59,387
- What?
- [computer powers down]
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