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I don't get it.

Everything was going so well between Marci and me.

I'm sure it's nothing, Barry.

She just stopped talking to you in the middle of your date last night,

and has been avoiding you ever since.

My mom does that to my dad all the time.

But she said she felt like we were playing games with her,

and she didn't know what the rules were.

I never knew being in a relationship could be so stressful.

You just need something to take your mind off of it.

Tell me about

this one-of-a-kind super-delicate electronic chip you've been working on.

Like is it soy sauce resistant?

It's a time-tracking chip I built using some

of Cyd and Shelby's tachyons.

When the girls jump through time,

I can locate them using this receiver.

That's great, Barry.

Is this taking your mind off your failed relationship with Marci?

It was.

Oh, man.

Diesel's eating my Chinese food.

It's no great loss.

It's been in the fridge for over a year.

Wait. Should I have been eating that?

Yeah. It's probably okay.

The fridge wasn't plugged in, anyway.

Wow, Shelby, you look amazing.

Oh, please, Drake!

I just woke up. (GIGGLES)

Hey, I had a really good time with you last week.

We should do it again sometime.

Oh! Um, yeah, sure.

Whatever. I mean, we could do that.

Whoa! What happened there?

Lost you for a second.

Oh, bad connection. And not like our connection.

You'll never lose me. I'm not clingy.

What!

Okay, Shelby. Don't freak out. But there's a giant rat behind you.

(GROWLING)

Diesel, no!

Oh! (CLANGS)

Is that a fan?

Did you steal a stage light from the school's production of...

Guys and Dolls? I gotta go. Bye, Drake.

Diesel, you ruined everything.

Go on. Get out of here.

? I know it sounds crazy

? But time doesn't faze me

? Ever since it lost its hold on me

? Hey, hey

? Hung out till midnight

? Missed the curfew, that's all right

? I'm back to bed and right on time, you'll see

? Whenever

? You need me

? I'm right there with you

? Whenever

? There's something

? You wanna redo

? The clock is ticking but not for me

? I'm living in a different reality

? Whenever

? Whatever

? Wherever

? I'm right there with you

? I'm right there with you

? Hey, hey ?

Cyd, there's something I need to tell you.

Wow! Your makeup looks beautiful.

I'm so glad things didn't work out with me and Joaquin.

I'd hate to have to do that much work.

Cyd, Diesel just disappeared.

What do you mean? Did he run away?

Did somebody yell at him? Diesel hates when people yell at him.

(STUTTERS) No, nobody yelled at him.

There was no yelling. Definitely nobody said,

"Diesel, you ruined everything. Go on. Get out of here."

Why would somebody say that? What a random example.

Then why did he run away?

He didn't run away.

He disappeared.

Like into thin air.

What do you mean, "He disappeared"?

Dogs don't disappear.

I don't understand it either.

It has to be something weird. Like...

Diesel's a wizard!

Barry experimented on Diesel.

Barry experimented on Diesel.

I'll go talk to Barry and see if he knows anything.

I'll stay here in case he comes back.

He is gonna come back, right?

Don't worry, Cyd. We'll find him.

Barry, Diesel just disappeared right in front of me!

He what? I figured you had something to do with it.

Well, I didn't. I haven't seen Diesel

since he was in here eating Chinese food.

Oh, no!

Do you think he ate the tracking chip I dropped in there?

You dropped the tracking chip in there?

When were you gonna tell me?

Remember how you said that Yellowstone is a super volcano?

And if it ever erupts it would destroy

the entire western half of the United States?

Yes. Right after that.

(BEEPING)

The receiver is picking up a signal from another timeline.

When Diesel ate the chip I invented,

it must've somehow given him the ability to time travel.

Diesel's lost in time?

This is one of the most gratifying moments of my life.

Barry! And yet it's tarnished

by the gravity of the situation.

But because of the chip he ate,

you can use this receiver to locate

where Diesel has time-jumped to and go and get him.

Here, take this receiver.

You can track Diesel while the chip is still inside him,

but only while it's still inside him.

You mean until he... Yes.

Until he... Oh, no!

He...a lot.

Ha, ha!

Oh, sorry. I thought you guys were talking about pooping.

We were. Well, in that case...

Ha, ha!

One more thing, Shelby.

Diesel's time travel is different than yours.

When you time-jump, you jump into your own bodies.

Because Diesel ate the chip, his body travels with him,

so wherever he jumps, there's gonna be two Diesels.

So, as long as the chip's still inside his body,

then we can jump back with him?

Precisely.

And the receiver says he jumped back... (BEEPING)

...to yesterday.

So, you and Cyd better get him before he cashes in his chip.

NALDO: Ha, ha! Thanks, Renaldo.

I hope we can find him, so he doesn't stay

lost in time. (DOOR OPENS)

Who's lost in time?

Oh, no, no, no. She said...

"Flossed a mime."

Yup. I just flossed a mime.

You know, the good thing about it is you don't even need floss.

I gotta go.

Barry, do you care to explain this?

Yeah. So, when a mime doesn't floss,

he has to go to the mime dentist.

And that's not good.

That's a mime tooth.

Yeah. Um, I don't think we can see each other anymore, Barry.

But, Marci... No. You're keeping secrets from me.

I want a boyfriend who can tell me everything.

I want to tell you everything.

But there are some things that I just...

...can't.

See, it's just like our date last night

when we were watching the lunar eclipse.

You're being very evasive.

I don't like evasiveness.

Unless I'm playing laser tag.

Or dodgeball.

Okay. It's 3:00 a.m. yesterday.

Diesel is here somewhere.

So, Barry said there are two Diesels?

Yup. We need to bring back the one with the ribbon in his collar.

Wait. Why does he have a ribbon in his collar?

Well, he definitely wasn't going through my craft stuff,

while I was video-chatting with Drake.

That's for sure. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Another random example. Why do I keep doing that?

Do you think the monster from last night

is going to come back, Bret?

Don't even say "Monster".

He might come back 'cause he heard his name.

I'll accept that as a possibility because I'm afraid.

What are you boys doing up at 3:00 a.m.?

We can't sleep.

There's a monster in the house.

I told you not to watch the Revenge of Bloody Bones the other night.

Then again, I also said it was the must-see horror film of the '70s.

So, maybe I sent a mixed message.

But we didn't watch it.

But it's so good.

I mean, go to bed.

Okay. We'll go.

But if anything happens to us,

tell Mom that Chet licked peanut butter out of the jar.

She should know.

Oh, what're you girls doing up?

Uh, lady stuff?

Say no more.

What're you doing up, Mr. Marcus?

Guy stuff. Making a sandwich?

You know it.

You're mother's insisting we do a juice cleanse.

(SCOFFS) No one tells me what to eat in my own home,

when she's sleeping.

(JINGLING)

(WHISPERING) Look, there's time travel Diesel.

And there is current-time Diesel.

We can't let my dad see both Diesels.

He'll freak out.

You should've seen him when he found there was a Bret and a Chet.

We gotta distract my dad so he doesn't see there are two Diesels.

CYD: I'm on it.

Whoa, Mr. Marcus, you gotta get some stuff for your sandwich

from the back of the fridge.

Good idea.

No. Way back in the fridge. (CLATTERING)

Quick. Grab time travel Diesel before your dad realizes

there's nothing back there but batteries.

There's nothing back here but batteries.

Dang it! He's on to us.

He's heading that way. I'll get him.

No, Dad. Behind the batteries. (GRUNTS)

Okay.

Why are there three open salsa jars in here?

Uh, there should be seven. (CLATTERING)

Find them all, Dad. It's a fun fridge game.

(GROANING)

Hey, buddy. You want a piece of turkey?

We got the wrong Diesel!

What was that?

I just asked Cyd to give me a strong squeezel.

You know how we do. (LAUGHS)

You girls are odd.

There's Mr. Marcus making his late night sandwich again.

You know, I feel like I'm lying to Mrs. Marcus

when I tell her, "Nothing's up."

Lunar eclipse starts in 10 minutes. What do you wanna talk about?

How fun it would be if Marci watched the lunar eclipse with us.

Oh, that would be awful.

Things have been so awkward since Cyd and Shelby

told us we like each other.

You invited Marci to watch the lunar eclipse with us, didn't you?

Barry, what do I look like?

Is it a guy who invited Marci?

'Cause that's what I am.

Hiya, fellas.

You know, I didn't think it would get awkward this fast.

Oh, is this an awkward moment?

See, I have this condition where I can't tell when things get awkward.

I also like to put my finger in other people's belly buttons.

Does this make things awkward? I have no idea.

Hey, Marci.

I've been thinking a lot about what Cyd and Shelby said about us,

and, well, I think Johannes Kepler put it best

in his third law of planetary motion,

"The ratio of the squares of the periods of any two planets

"is equal to the ratio of the cubes of their average distances from the sun."

Barry, I like you, too.

Oh, good. I really put my heart out there.

So...

What do we do now?

I'm not sure. If we were white-fronted parrots it'd be easy.

We'd knock our beaks together and vomit on each other.

And if we were angler fish

I'd release an enzyme that bonded our skin together,

and I could live off whatever you ate.

Oh, you sure know how to charm a lady.

I have an idea.

Why don't you make watching the lunar eclipse

with us your first date?

All three of us?

Well... (SCOFFS)

It wouldn't be much of a date if it was just me and Marci.

CYD: Mr. Marcus, are you almost done making that sandwich?

You know what? Forget the pickles. (SIGHS)

If my sandwich is too crunchy, Astrid will know.

Because you know what doesn't crunch?

Juice.

I'm gonna go eat this upstairs.

Good. He didn't see both Diesels. (DIESEL BARKING)

There he is! Get him!

(WHIMPERS)

He just disappeared! We were so close!

What if we don't get him in time?

What if he poops that chip and we lose him forever?

We'll get him, Cyd.

We have to. (RECEIVER BEEPING)

It says he's gone back one more day.

So, two days from when we started.

We'll follow him. It'll be okay.

I love the night.

Looking up into the sky, seeing the whole universe.

It's funny.

When it's light out, we see our own tiny world better,

but we miss the rest of everything.

Well...

(CHUCKLES) Not everything.

I love how sweaty your palms are.

Man, I can't stop thinking about how these same stars

were sparkling millions, even billions of years ago.

And it took their light this long to reach us.

So, in a way, it's like they are time travelers.

Hey. Kinda like Cyd and Shelby...

Huh? Uh...

He was just saying that he kinda likes Cyd and Shelby.

They're nice girls. What's not to kinda like?

What were you really going to say, Naldo?

Don't worry, Barry. I got this.

I was gonna say that stars are like time travelers

which makes them similar to Cyd and Shelby who are also...

You didn't have it, did you?

Okay. I feel like you guys are playing games with me,

and I don't know what the rules are.

But, Marci... I think I'll go home now.

I'll see you tomorrow, Barry.

But, Marci...

Hey.

Is that Mr. Marcus leaning out of his window

eating a sandwich?

NORM: Why're you looking in my window?

(TV PLAYING) Man, I can't wait to watch

Revenge of Bloody Bones.

Dad said not to watch it.

He thinks we'll be scared.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(MAN GROANING)

BOTH: Monster!

Darn coat! (GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

Bloody Bones! I told those boys not to watch this.

Even though it is the greatest horror movie Nudo Marduni ever directed.

(WOMAN SCREAMING) (GASPS)

(LAUGHS) Signor Marduni,

you've got me again.

Can't come in here. (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

You've gotta let us in. It's really important.

Nope. You're under 18.

But my dog's in there and he's only five!

Diesel's hasn't gone for a while. And he's due.

I don't know what that means.

She's talking about poop!

(DOOR SLAMS)

(BANGING DOOR) Look, please let us in.

We need to get in there. (DOGS BARKING)

Oh, no. Oh! Run!

(DOGS CONTINUE BARKING)

How are we gonna get to Diesel now?

(DOGS BARKING)

There's gotta be some food trash or something

we can throw at them that they'll go after.

Nope. They're all full of shredded paper.

Why would that night club throw out shredded paper?

I think it's the office building right behind us.

There's a chute right above...

(BARKING)

I can't take this anymore!

I'm gonna go for it. No, Cyd.

You'll never make it.

How can this be happening?

Diesel's right inside that club,

and there's nothing we can do.

Once he loses that chip he can't come back with us.

He'll be stuck in this timeline forever.

I can't believe I'm gonna lose Diesel.

It's like he's always been there for me.

Even when my parents lived here, they were always at work.

It was just me and Diesel.

(SOBS) Shelby, he's like my little brother.

I love that little gremlin so much.

(SOBBING)

This is all my fault, Cyd.

I made Diesel run away.

He messed everything up this morning and I yelled at him,

I told him to go away, and that's when he disappeared.

Why didn't you say anything?

I just felt so guilty.

I shouldn't have yelled at him.

And now you're gonna lose Diesel because of me.

I'm so sorry, Cyd.

(CRYING) It's okay that you got mad at Diesel.

Doesn't mean that you don't love him, I mean...

Sometimes you get mad at Brett and Chet and

they're almost like brothers to you.

I know you still care about Diesel.

I do.

I love that little gremlin.

(DOG BARKING)

Diesel?

(GROWLING) (BARKING)

No, Diesel, no, you can't fight both of them off by yourself.

(BARKING)

(WHINING)

Yes, that's my boy...

...s!

(SIGHS) Oh, buddy, I'm so glad you're okay.

I love you so much, you little freak.

Go on, Shelby, hug your brother.

I'm so sorry I got mad at you.

I love you, too.

Hey, he left his bone in the club.

Didn't know this was the dog you were talking about.

How many dogs are in there?

Let's just say more than there are supposed to be.

Let's go home.

Well, Diesel passed the chip, so he can no longer time travel.

And you got your chip back.

I'll just make a new one.

Wait. Can people use the chip to time travel the way Diesel could?

No, the chip does not have enough power to transport anything larger than Diesel.

For a human to be able to time travel, he'd have to swallow a chip this size.

A little tartar sauce, I could do it.

(SIGHS)

Barry, what's wrong?

Marci and I got in a fight.

I really like her and it's not gonna work out.

Hey, guys. Barry, I left my binoculars here.

My aunt needs them to watch her son.

Oh, is he in a recital or something?

Oh, no, he's very small and he likes to play far away.

So, Marci.

You and Barry are pretty great for each other.

No, I don't give my heart to people I don't trust, and Barry keeps secrets.

Barry, why are you keeping secrets from Marci?

Because...

What are you doing with your eyes?

Yeah, why are you looking at me and Cyd like...

Oh... Cyd.

Oh, we're the...

BOTH: Oh...

Okay, well, I am glad you're all in on whatever you're in on. I gotta go.

Oh, no, wait, Marci, just a second.

Barry, Cyd and I almost lost Diesel

and it was the worst feeling in the world.

I don't want you to feel that way.

Marci is your Diesel.

Marci is my dog?

It's a metaphor for something special you can't let get away.

Hey, I got that. English class isn't stupid.

Sometimes, you don't realize how special someone is, until you lose them.

And we're not gonna let you lose Marci.

It's okay. You can tell her. You sure?

Marci, I have been keeping a secret from you.

The truth is...

Cyd and Shelby are time travelers.

Now, I know it sounds totally insane.

Finally, something that makes sense.

You just buy that without proof or anything?

Oh, sure. You're the coolest girl ever.

Time travel, wow, how does it work?

BOTH: We were messing around Barry's lab and we got zapped by a laser...

We were like "Ah!" and then we went to the '70s

and we were all...

Huh?

We'll just let Barry explain it to you.

See you later.

Marci, I am so relieved we got that worked out,

and is your finger in my belly button?

Oh, I'm sorry, is that awkward?

I think now that we're dating, it's okay.

BRETT: Like Dad always says, Chet,

we have to face our fears.

And brush our teeth in a circular motion.

The only way to take down a monster is to out-monster it.

(THUD)

The monster's coming! Man your station!

(GHOSTLY ROARING) (EXCLAIMING)

Dad's going to be so proud of us for facing our fears like he said.

We are the greatest things that ever happened to him.

(ROARING)

What is going on down there?

I'm sure we'll find out about it in the...

Don't say, "Future."

Oh, no. We're back in the future lab.

But after I punched the hazmat guy.

Janet Smythe and her guards will be here any second.

We gotta go. Wait.

There's one thing I wanna see first.

Barry?

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