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Heat.

Heat.

This is Golivan Sue and your host Bobby

the Brain Heen. Hello again and welcome

everybody once again to Prime Time

Wrestling. You're not the host. I'm the

host. You were the co-host this week. I

told you had a surprise last week.

You got a strong reunion or something.

What is it with you? You got a strong

surprise.

I can prove I'm the host of the show.

Go ahead. Prove it.

Okay. If they have a director back

there, one of those guys that dropped We

have a director. Yes.

Okay. Could he run that? Wait a minute.

Says Gorilla Monsoon and Jessie Ventra.

My name is supposed to be up there.

Does it say Weasel

No, it doesn't say Weasel. It doesn't

say he doesn't say nothing. Why can't

they put my name on my There's some

conspiracy out here. Everybody's jealous

of me. Are you scared I'm going to take

over USA television? Are you scared? I'm

not. I am the host of this show. You're

the co-host.

I'm going to get back there on a break

here and shake those directors up a

little bit. Plenty of action as always

here this weekend. His ears will touch

his shoulders. We're going to take a

look at Mr. Morocco in action. And of

course, our feature big John Stud, your

man, a man who can't be slammed against

probably the man who can slam him.

I'm aware of all that. Being the host,

I'm up on these things.

Who's his opponent?

Ted Arciti.

World's strongest man.

Strongest man.

Not shortest. Strongest.

Close. Close. Close. The guy can do 250

sit-ups underneath a Chevy. We have a

tremendous prime time extra in which the

British Bulldogs are going to take on

the Heart Foundation. That in itself

main event anywhere any arena in the

entire wrestling world.

That's correct.

Okay. Being very limited and

host you don't have to do much.

How about uh our psycho friend is going

to make an appearance this week. You

want to enlighten the fans about him?

Psycho Capone

Yes.

Right. They should put him in a safe and

see if he shows up in 50.

Let's go down to ringside in Boston

Gardens. Magnificent one taking on the

Golden Boy.

[Applause]

This match is one with a 45minut time

limit. First, I'd like to introduce the

manager, Mr. Fuji.

[Applause]

And he represents from Sunset Beach,

Hawaii, weighing 268 lbs, the

magnificent Morocco.

His

opponent from Tampa, Florida, weighing

278 lbs, the Golden Boy, Dan Spidey.

Spy looking absolutely fantastic.

He's making improvements every week

almost. He's a big tall youngster with a

lot of ambition, a lot of drive and

obviously in these days a very big

payments, a lot of incentive. So I'm

looking forward to seeing Spivey take on

Morocco. Morocco, as everybody knows,

can challenge anybody any time. Is

always the number one logical contender

for any title you care to mention. So

this is a big big night for Dan's fight.

Words of wisdom from the mouth of Lord

Alfred Hayes. Gorilla monsoon here at

ringside in the Boston government.

Tremendous match up. The magnificent one

in there with the youngster, the golden

boy Danny Spy.

I was reading uh the record of Morocco

recently and I see that in 1985

he put more wrestlers into hospital than

any other wrestler in the World

Wrestling Federation. That is a fact.

Yes, it's

That is in fact a fact.

Yes, it's not an enviable record, but

it's certainly a deadly one and one that

Spivey should keep in mind and try and

not use some of those, as you call them,

high risk moves. Gorilla,

look at this. A hand extended in a token

of friendship by a snake.

We know he doesn't mean it. Look at Look

at um Mr. Fuji outside telling him, "Go

ahead, Spy. Shake."

Probably not with that accent there.

Spy me. Some 6'7, close to that 300 lb

mark. I'm sure he'll give Morocco all he

wants.

He's a magnificent looking young man and

he is a fine fine athlete. But does he

have that little killer instinct the

champions are made of? Well,

unfortunately, there's no substitution

for experience, Alfred, as you well

know, and I well know.

And Morocco can go to the well and draw

on that at any given time and put your

way with it.

Yes, he can. I remember when I first saw

Morocco, which was down in Florida a few

years back, quite a few years back,

about six or seven years ago, and I

thought to myself,

this man is a tremendous prospect for a

world heavyweight championship. He

hasn't quite achieved that pinnacle, but

he's so so close to it.

Well, he's held many titles over the

years. I think his biggest claim to fame

was beating Pedro Morales in Madison

Square Garden for the Intercontinental

Heavyweight Championship.

What a feat that was. Right on his home

turf, so to speak. It may not have been

in San Juan.

Oh, look at this. One of Fucci's brain

busting techniques. The concentration

going on here.

Morocco recently returning from the

beaches of Hawaii in his home.

And a chance goes out beach ball and he

doesn't like it. And it came just at the

right time because Morocco was trying to

psych out Spidey and the crowd to him

before he could accomplish that fight.

[Applause]

Morocco taking a nice time out for

himself and tries to get back into the

ring. And now Spider doesn't want to let

him back in.

Going to work on a magnificent one. The

Golden Boy picks him up. Whoa. Show me

some power.

Morocco wishing he was back on the beach

right now.

Well, he certainly knows that he's

picked on a a dangerous opponent and

that Spivey being a youngster, he's not

going

to let Morocco do what he wants to or

what he thinks he can do with it.

Some of the international cameramen at

ringside taking their lives literally in

their hands.

Yes, I think so.

Because Morocco will go after anyone.

[Applause]

Yes, he's not afraid of man or beast.

He's not prejudic in that way. He'll

attack anyone. He doesn't care who it

is. No, he doesn't. You're absolutely

right.

Including you and I, Alfred.

Yes, he's uh he's he's taken one or two

swipes at me, but uh

I've been quite quick. I've run

inside a headlock now by the magnificent

one. Spivey doesn't want to stay in this

too long, I'm sure. There he goes. He's

going to get rid of him. And for the

ride down quickly in front over the top.

Nicely frogged by the golden boy. And

another drop down in front. He's got

Morocco rocking and reeling here. Smiley

ends up with a scoo and dumps the big

guy.

Not going according to Mr. Fuji's plan.

Not at all. And Spivey is definitely

impressing me. Mr. Fuji is not so

impassive as you might think. I see the

quite a look of concern upon his

oriental face. In fact, he's waving his

stick and uh he's trying to bring the

referee's attention to something that

hadn't happened and now it has.

There again, a little bit of hesitation

on the part of the Golden Boy, Danny

Spivey, could cost him later on in the

match.

Yes. You know, it takes years to get

that hardened edge where you don't stop

for anything at all. And I'm afraid that

young wrestlers, they they're just a

little bit too um chivalous, could you

say, in a way?

Well, they're thinking about the glory

days of when they were in college out

there. Yes. You know,

the time for the glory is over.

It's over here. You're in the

professional ranks and

absolutely everything goes right.

Right into the barricade and it topples

over and so does the golden boy.

And he's down and hurt. Morocco up to

his old tricks once again.

[Applause]

Can't give him an inch because he'll

take a

No, look at that huge bruise on the back

of Spl's arm there. Look at he doesn't

let up. That is the thing. Another one.

He's rearranging a complete ringside

here in the Boston Garden.

the magnificent one causing mayhem

[Applause]

at the expense of the golden boy Danny

Spy.

And he's certainly given Spivey a lot to

think about, plus a lot of pain and a

lot of agony. Now, what is going through

Spivey's mind is should I get back in

the ring or not?

Oh, rams him right into the ring apron

head first. Both men out on the floor.

Look at that applause by at least he's

attempting to get back into the ring.

Morocco now going to the top just like a

cat. That's close to 300 lb. He went up

there like it was nothing

and feeling the wrath of the magnificent

one, the youngster, the golden boy Danny

Spivey. But don't sell this youngster

short. He's not done by a long shot.

Of course, things not going too well for

him right at this particular point in

time.

But this one a long way from being over.

It is if Spivey can shake the Uhoh.

Morocco does not let up. Look at that.

Imagine the strength it takes to get a

guy that's 6'7, 6'8 up in that.

The balance, the leverage, all that is

necessary. And yet Morocco did that and

made it look fairly easy. couldn't get

the three count.

Doesn't seem to be too upset about it.

No.

Look at he's waiting with a spike.

He's waiting to spike in.

Oh, there's that Asian spike right in

the back of the head of young Danny

Spivey.

I don't like his chances right now out

there.

No, I don't. I'm afraid that uh when he

did have a chance a little while ago, he

didn't make or take full advantage of it

and now he's really paying for that.

Well, I tell you something. I have seen

Spy before many times and he's a

resilient youngster and he has youth on

his side and that makes you sometimes a

little stronger than you possibly could

be. Look at those

southpaw unloading now. The golden boy

with less about seven of them in a row.

And he's got the big guy rocking and

reeling.

Well, here's another hesitation. There's

that inexperience again.

Yes. finally does come in and continues

to explode on a magnificent Morocco.

Head first rammed into the top

turnbuckle.

Fuji hasn't moved one inch since this

match started. Oh, it just moved just

now.

Oh, clos line now for the cover. What an

upset this could be. He hooks the leg to

Ko.

Good move and the very first effective

move that Spy has made because all those

right-handers a little while ago didn't

seem to kick for right out over the top

and down goes Nelson.

And now Swagglers down. Swaggler's out.

I think is he or

he may be out of it. Oh, he's back on

his feet and so is Morocco.

Back in his chair. Morocco's on the side

of the ring

and whatever spy he did, he had two bars

with one stone.

Look at this. Morocco trying to

suplexing to the outside concrete, but

no, he can't get the leverage. And now

it's five.

Oh, Morocco in a cradle. It's all over.

And that is what makes Morocco such a

fine wrestler. Just look at that.

He got a handful of tights in there as

well, Alfred.

Well, he did, but even so, he took full

advantage of one tiny little lap.

Let's get the official.

Who would have thought that?

The winner of this match, the

magnificent Morocco.

Let's take a look and see if we can go

back far enough to see Nelson heading

for higher ground. No, that's already

gone down right now. He's back in his

seat. But look at this move as Morocco

tries to suplex him out onto the

concrete and Spivey turns the tables.

But watch the momentum here. Morocco

reaching back and can't. There it is

right there. Alfred.

Nice move where he locked both legs.

Well, he cradled him right up there and

the referee was right in the position to

see the handful of tights, but obviously

was looking down at the shoulders.

Another victory. One of the thousands in

the book for that man right there. The

magnificent one. Don't go away.

Wow. using all that ring savvy and he

had to use every bit of it to get by the

golden boy.

Find out for me, will you

find out what?

I don't know. I'm trying to find out the

condition on Nelson Swaggler.

He took one of the worst falls of

anybody involved in that whole match.

He's still out. He's still out.

No, he's not still out. He's fine. But

he was certainly surprised when Morocco

came flying over that top.

Doesn't surprise me.

Why not?

Morocco's a competitor. He's a He's a

veteran. He's a skilled athlete. Spivey

relies on being known as the golden boy.

Well,

you pattern your life after Arnold

Scholan. I mean, how how good

that's not exactly true, Bobby. Danny

Spivey has a tremendous career still

ahead of him. He has nothing to be

ashamed about losing to a guy like

Morocco.

Not a thing.

Absolutely not.

Hope he feels that.

And Morocco didn't do anything devious

in obtaining that victory. Simply a

beautiful maneuver on his part as he

hooked him nicely in that double cradle

and put him away.

[Music]

Well, we're back, wrestling fans, and

we're going to take a look at the guy

from down under Auckland, New Zealand,

Tony Geria, in the Boston Gardens. One

of his favorite spots in there with Mr.

X, who's been making some rumbles here

in the World Wrestling Federation. Let's

go down to ringside right now.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What do

you mean? Wait a minute.

Let me show you some. See, he doesn't

even know. He hasn't done his homework.

The match is joined in progress. Let's

get it right.

You're absolutely right.

Who's the host?

Even a blind hog will find an acorn.

Let's go inside right now.

See, told you.

Right in the lower abdomen area.

Took one to the lower ribs there. That

really hurts.

Referee doing a good job to stay out of

the way of the action.

That's I thought that was how you got

your mark over your eye after one of

those knee drops.

No.

Down for the cover. Hooks the leg, but

Tony's got that left arm out of there.

Where's chin locked down by Mr. X?

Mr. is going to wear him down if he

can't knock him down.

Actually, there he made some uh nice

attacks to the upper body there. And he

varied his attack between the lower rib

section and the head, that knee to the

temple. Obviously stunned Tony and now

he's sitting there trying to think his

way out of this.

Well, as always, plenty of action and

excitement here in the World Wrestling

Federation when the superstars of that

organization invade any arena. And this

one in particular, this is a hot bed of

Becca. Boy, there are some real fans

here, Albert.

There really is. You know, we have one

of the wrestlers who come from this

town, Boston, and he is beginning to

make great strides in quite a short

time. And I believe we're going to see

him later on in the program.

Ted RCI, world's strongest human being

with a bench press record 705 12 lbs.

What waves he's made?

He's a he's a handful to say the least.

Yeah. Talking about waves, if he dived

into a jacuzzi, do you think there'd be

any water left?

Absolutely not. There might not even be

a jacuzzi there. Still holding on to the

reverse chin lock. Mr. X's unknown.

Maria with an elbow and a second one,

but a handful of tights

by Mr. X takes it back down to the

canvas.

And Mr. X showing a little bit of

tenacity there. Held on. Two elbows,

very hard elbows to the stomach, but

he's still managing to hold on. and he

seems to be in full control of this belt

now. So, we may be headed for a victory

for Mr. X.

I meant to ask you, your lordship, how

did you get along with Elvire out in Los

Angeles as part of Wrestlemania 2?

Well, if I said she was interesting,

that would be a fib, would it not?

Yeah, I think so. Yes.

And if I said that I asked her for a

date, that wouldn't be a fib, would it?

Well, I don't know. I wouldn't put that

past you.

Well, I did and she said no.

She said no. Rejection. Rejection.

Unbelievable rejection. And mind you,

she had a several bodyguards with her.

You know,

was uh was she a breast as to uh what

the world of professional wrestling is

all about?

Well, why are you laughing?

She had one or two points in her favor,

I couldn't tell you.

I mean, did she know the holes? Did she

know the wrestlers? Was she aware of

what was going on?

Quite honestly, she amazed me with her

knowledge of wrestling.

That's that's what I was trying to get

at.

And uh she said she had a relation. I'm

not quite sure what it was who was a

high school wrestler and as a girl she'd

been to support the wrestling club

out there in California and she did know

a thing or two about

wrestling good

although Jesse didn't let her speak too

much

highly unlikely that the body would let

her get too many words in edgewise

still holding on to this side headlock

Mr. attacks. Uh

Tony sticks a handful of tights in there

to get rid of him. Shoulder block sends

Gera down.

Nice one, too.

Well, that was a little bit of slow

motion there.

Nice high hip block. Oh, drop. Nobody

home.

Wow.

That's how you end up with electrocitis

right there. That's a

You know, Gorilla, you were asking me

about Alvara. How did you make up with

Kathy Lee Crosby? Kathy Lee Crosby is a

very lovely lady,

isn't she?

Yes.

Uh, unfortunately, she got so wrapped up

in the matches and the wrestlers

themselves that it was hard dragging any

words out of her at times, but boy, she

really got into it. It was a fun time

with her and I enjoyed it very much.

She looked so nice in that astronaut

type suit she had on.

She was colorful to say the least.

She was, wasn't she?

Tremendous athlete herself.

Yes. So, I understand. But you had okas

there. How was OAS? Did he control

himself?

Oh yes, I I I I was between the both of

them. I thought that was the most

advantageous way to handle that.

Gore still on the receiving end from Mr.

X.

I think Tony missed his opportunity

early on in this match when he could

have put away Mr. X and didn't.

I think you're right about that. And now

he's paying for that and he's suffering

into the bargain. A heavy high slam.

And look up

too far. dropped that leg nicely right

across the throat down for the cover.

Hooks the leg. Look at that. Right arm

is out of there.

Yes.

Not going to be

Well, Tony Gera entered the ring with

some very impressive credentials. Five

times Cole holder of the World Wrestling

Federation Tag Team Championship yet

appearing to me that he's having a tough

time with Mr. X, who is certainly making

some waves here in the World Wrestling

Federation. We'll be back with a

conclusion. Don't go away.

[Music]

Bobby the brain, you're you're generally

in and out of these locker rooms in all

these arenas making a pest of yourself

most of the time. Do you have an idea

who Mr. X is?

You see him?

Yeah, I do. I think yes. I think he's

one of the three girls from Australia

that won that perfect match last night.

Let's go back to ringside.

Be care that way. No,

is still in control of his senses if

he's not in control completely of his

physical capabilities.

This direction, no danger of being

pinned there.

No.

Of course, some tremendous ramifications

came out of Wrestlemania 2. The British

Bulldogs capturing the World Wrestling

Federation Tag Team Championship belts.

I look upon that as an upset quite

honestly because I thought Beefcake and

Valentine were going to hold that

championship for years. They were like

the rock of Jim Walter. Well, everyone

said two referees is going to make a big

difference. In a way, it did, but it in

no way had anything to do with the

outcome of the match.

No, I don't think so. Although Johnny

Valiant has said that what with Oussie

Osborne, two referees, Lu Albano, what

chance did they have?

Well, what did they expect Ozie Osborne

to do?

He was a distraction.

He was a distraction.

Brandon said he had nothing. He would

never distract an opposing team.

A fountain of misinformation. Bless his

job. Hand full of hair by Mr. Rex. keeps

him in that hole. Referee looked right

at him. Why don't you break the hold,

ref? Give me a break.

That's true. And excess control the last

5 minutes of this contest. I'm afraid as

time goes by, the chances are becoming

smaller and smaller for Tony. In fact,

no no strength or steam behind those at

all. I think Tony's physically

exhausted.

Bring it down, but quickly back to his

feet. Oh, leap frog. You had enough to

do that. Oh, look at that. You don't

expect that kind of a mistake from a

from a ring veteran like Tony

Geria. He was down there about a second

too soon and there was

Put his head down.

Yes. And X saw that all the way off the

ropes.

Well, Mr. X is not going to run out of

gas. One count, two count. No. Close,

but no cigar.

And now Tony's mouth is wide open. And

that is a sign of fatigue as well.

The tank is nearing the E mark.

I am afraid of the

E doesn't mean enough. It means empty.

Sometimes they can get their second wind

after a long time, but they that should

have come back to Tony sometime.

I never found that, Lord. In all the

years I was, I never got any second win.

When my first one was gone, that was it.

I think that's what happened to me as

well. That's why I lost so many matches.

I always tried to put somebody away as

quick as possible. They don't pay by the

minute, you know.

No, as a matter of fact, you were

successful at that, too. I've been

through the archives a few times and

seen some of your films. Well, I had the

two devious dubious distinctions up

until uh a year ago here in the World

Wrestling Federation. I had the record

for the shortest match, which was 7

seconds in Madison Square Garden, and

the longest match was was an hour and 32

minutes without a fall with Bruno San

Martino.

Now, surely you got to win.

Well, uh

third, fourth, too. Actually, I got so

dry in that bachelor, I was actually

licking the sweat off San Martino's body

to get some saliva in my mouth.

Really? Yes.

Wow.

And of course,

San Martino thought I'd come out of the

closet or something. I don't know what

I would think so if you were doing that.

Here's a bottle of energy. Oh, no one.

That brought a big oo out of this crowd

here in the Boston Garden.

as you said a little while ago, and I

hate to pick up on that, but uh Tony is

showing one or two signs of

Oh, look at this. Nice. He looked like

Leapy Lanny Po.

Yes. And he got additional spring from

the middle of the ropes there. Up he

goes.

That's the big red horse. Atomic drop

dead into the corner. X is in trouble.

X is right for the pick it right now.

And I don't think Tony will let him go

this time if he can manage it.

Korea with a big arm went X hard in the

corner. Here comes Tony again. Well,

that's twice that didn't work for him.

The first time X got out of the way. The

second time X brought that knee up just

at the precisely the right moment

and Tony caught it once more.

This is the guy hammer toms this by one

time. slingshot end of a tough turn

buckle.

X not too sure where he is right now.

I think the pendulum has swung again in

favor of Tony this time and let's see if

he can

merit from this

from it. I should say drop kick caught

him right in the sternum

and that one was a little bit lower but

I don't think he'll attempt another one.

Oh, reverse sunset roll up.

He got him.

Wow.

Good victory for Tony.

An excellent victory. A hard fought for

one. And as you say, I think he should

have put it away in that first five or

six minutes.

Tony is sucking for air right now as

this match went longer than he wanted it

to go. Let's get the official words.

Here is your winner, Tony Geria.

Tony Geria chalking up another win here

in the World Wrestling Federation. Let's

go back and take a look. Alfred, call

this nice reverse sunset for me.

Yes.

Well, there you see that second drop

kick was very successful. Dragged him

off the top rope. X didn't have the

power to cling on. Put his shoulders

down and it was academic after that.

Gera on to victory. Don't go away,

wrestling fans. Plenty of action still

to come. We'll be right back.

Wow, what a hard-fought victory for Tony

Gera. He

talk about being out of gas. He was

looking for the show instrument man

during instructions.

Well,

I suggest he retires. Maybe he can hang

around back and park cars.

You think so, huh? Well, I think Tony

Gria has a long way to go yet in the

world of professional wrestling. You're

always anxious to get everybody into

retirement except me who you want to get

out of retirement.

You know better than to come out of

retirement.

I would have a good time with a couple

of your proteges, King Kong Bundy and

Big John Stud.

Sure. You probably like hospital food.

Yeah. Well, they'll have to wait a long

time, Bobby. I'm afraid.

Well, first of all, you've already been

thrown off your uh pedestal as host. How

do you like that?

Not true. An untruth. Another untruth

from the fountain of misinformation.

Bobby the Brain Heenan.

Plenty of action still to come here.

Incidentally, that uh prime time extra,

which everyone's looking forward to, the

British Bulldogs against the Heart

Foundation coming up. But right now, a

special interview with my friend Ken

Resnik along with the former champions

Valentine and Beefcake. Let's take a

look.

Thank you again, Guerilla Monsoon.

Ladies and gentlemen, certainly the list

of challengers to the championship

currently held by the British Bulldogs

goes on and on, but perhaps they

consider themselves to be the number one

contenders. Of course, the former tag

team champions, Brutus Beefcake and Greg

the Hammer Valentine, under the guidance

of luscious Johnny Value.

You know, I don't like the way you say

former. You know, when you think of

things that are former, you're thinking

of former wives. You're thinking of

former employers. You're thinking of

former likes and dislikes. But let me

shut up. Let me tell you something right

now.

You're looking at two boys here right

now that are more dangerous than they

have ever been. Beefcake is so

infuriated and Greg the Hammer Valentine

is so infuriated. And Luscious Johnny,

I've seen better days somewhat myself.

Because let me tell you something right

now. We have a mission. We have a

mission. We find ourselves looking over

our shoulders. Yes, we find ourselves

now being the number one challengers,

but it's only going to be a very short

time when those t those belts come back

on Valentine's waist and Beefcakes's

waist. And you marking your calendar,

baby. No matter wherever you see these

two, you're going to see them again as

champions. Yes, sir. Tell them,

Beefcake. Come on.

I just say if if you should be thanking

anybody, you should be thanking us for

getting out here and taking our time to

talk to you idiots out there. But it's

not too hard to get the point across,

you see, cuz the Bulldogs, man, they're

kind of dumb. They like running into

cars and stuff with their heads,

smashing in the bumpers and stuff.

That's what they get off on, man. But

that's real easy to take care of, man.

Cuz we could, we're just got the hammer

right here, man. You know, Beefer,

there's been a lot of talk about the

dream team splitting up because we lost

the belts. But I want to tell you

something, Mr. TV announcer. The dream

team is closer than ever right now. and

closer than ever and meaner than ever

and tougher than ever and ready in any

arena question.

They are indeed the dream team. Stay

with us fans. We'll be right back.

[Music]

We're back wrestling fans. Bobby, it's

so important and you should know this

better than anyone being a manager that

it's always extremely important how you

prepare for a match. Now, Lipilani Pavo

got tremendous experience and tremendous

record. How do you prepare for a guy

who's called Psycho Capone?

Well, you go out and you get yourself

about three bottles of cheap wine and

you lay in a doorway for about three

hours.

Come on. That's what you do.

Let's go to ringside right now. Get

prepared for a match.

Take a look at the psycho.

He's got a reverse chin lock using the

leg.

Yes. I've never seen a move like that.

And look at that. Just pushes him aside

with disdain.

Neither has Capone.

Incidentally, did you see in the news

where they opened up that old vault of

Capones not too long ago on national

television and they expected to find all

kinds of things in there including rings

and nothing. They found nothing.

Nothing. And I think that's what's in

this young man's head quite a because

Lanni Pavo just kicked him in the back

of the head. Then I swear I heard a bell

ring

and I think he heard a bell ring too.

Very unorthodox style if you can call it

that. Reversal of the arm ringer.

Have you seen this Capone before?

Uh no. And I don't believe I'll be

seeing him again.

I don't think so.

Punishing move here by leaping. He's got

that foot rammed right into the chin.

He showed us two things there, Po. Great

dexterity, but he showed good balance,

too. On just one leg, he stood there.

That was excellent, quite honestly.

I'll tell you something. Lanny's having

a good time.

That's what he's doing. He's enjoying

himself.

I'm envious right now.

Yes. If we can get a look at Lanny's

face, we we'll probably see that a

little smile there.

Backdrop.

The psycho case caught leaping coming

in.

Well, that's his own name. Psycho

composer.

Yes, that's true. Look at Lanny now.

I wish the camera would get closer to

his face because I'm sure he's smiling.

In fact, look at him. Look,

he's got that chicken wing applied very

snugly and at the same time pulling that

arm and shoulder out of its socket

versus

popping his shoulder and everything

there.

I would imagine the psycho one doesn't

feel so good right now.

probably wondering why on earth he chose

this profession.

Well, you got to give credit where

credit is due, Albert. You know, it

takes a lot of credit guts to come out

there and sign a contract when you're a

youngster here in the World Wrestling

Federation against a seasoned veteran

like Ranny Po.

That's true.

And you know, nine out of 10 times

you're going to go in there and take

your lumps as he's taking right now with

his front face lock.

Yes, he is.

You know, we've all taken our lumps.

Some of us are still taking them. Yeah.

Looking at my eye again, are you?

Yeah.

Oh gosh. Just a little right hand. Oh

dear. Oh dear.

Go. This is cruel to psychos.

Psycho is really

standing drop kick. Oh, backwards over

the top. He landed right on his feet.

He was lucky.

Was he lucky to land on his feet? He

could have just as easily landed on his

head and that would have been good

night.

I don't know if he's got any mental

faculty up in his head, but I wonder

what he's thinking right now.

Well, he he found a staircase and that

led him directly back up out of the

apron and he's trying to get back in

there. He must have poked Lanny with a

finger or something.

Two.

We hear the referee counting. When he

got up to three, he

Yeah. And I'm afraid that what he's

doing is only going to raise more eye in

on his feet once again.

Nearly canistered our producer sitting

here. Nelson

almost had Nelson on his feet. Nelson

was headed for higher ground.

I've never seen Nelson move so quickly

either.

Scoops up now. Nice.

Oh, what a power slam.

Look out

on his head.

There goes Leap.

He's going all the way to the top.

Climbs away.

Woo!

Oh! Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.

He could have put him away right there.

He could have put one finger on him and

pinned him then.

Chose not to.

He's going to do it again. I think he's

practicing.

Here he goes.

Underwater. Turn down. This one is over.

The showers

get that shoulder up.

Picked him up again.

Oh, Lanny pulled him up.

Oh, Lenny pulled him up. I told you he's

using him as a practice bag.

Slams him down once more.

Time for another one this time.

Something different. Watch. He's telling

Get out of the way.

Get out of the way.

Wow.

Hooks the leg and the neck. Cradled it.

Fantastic demonstration of the ability

of young Lanni Pao. Round of applause

for Leapy Lanny Papo as the psycho is

still out to lunch. Let's get the

official word.

The winner of this match, Leapy Lanny

Papo

was ahead 37-1

in points, but manages to get the fall

anyway. Here's how he did it.

And look at PPO. He's going to show us

exactly what he can do when he chooses.

This is a demonstration of his unique

ability. Move out the way, referee. Up

to the top. Standing there. Take his

balance. Boom. Right on the chest and

ribs. Turn over in the cradle.

There it is.

The cycle will be seeking further

psychiatric help after this one. And a

back flip for good measure by a

sensational individual here in the World

Wrestling Federation. Leaping Lanny

Papo. Another victory chalocked up.

Are you looking to add Psycho Capone to

your stable, Bobby? He's not in

wrestling anymore.

He's not. That was

No, he's working at LaGuardia now. He's

letting jumbo jets land on him. That's

what he's doing now.

Guy's a sick.

I thought you were going to say he was a

traffic controller.

No, no, no. The other off he's doing

that.

Off he's doing that.

Yeah.

Let me ask you something. How would your

men stack up? Your two bohemoths that

you have, the team that's unslamable,

you you say at times, the Big John stud

and King Kong Bundy. How would they fare

against the current champions, the

British Bulldogs?

Well, there'd be no match. You see, cuz

you mean because they wouldn't sign a

contract.

You said there'd be answer questions.

Go ahead. You got it.

First of all, two good men will always

beat two little men. Two good little men

or two very good little men. Two big men

will always win. Simple. Well, you're a

big man. You know that. You probably

been pushing a lot of people around all

your life.

We'll be right back after this.

[Music]

They're going to this match is going to

be joined in progress. You're aware.

I I'm aware of it.

We're on

tremendous match up coming up which

according to Bobby de Brain Henan is

going to be joined in progress. Tiger

Chung Lee, the big Korean master of the

martial arts taking on King Tonga. This

should be most interesting. Power

against power more or less.

And the winner gets a walk.

Gets a walk. We mean a cooking walk

for oriental food. Right.

Let's go to ringside in the Boston

Garden right now as we take a look at

this match.

Turn around. I got to do everything.

Nicely. Very very snug. And uh

looks like a pretzel. Very pretzel-ish.

Yes. He's got that um Is that the left

or the right leg?

I don't I don't know whose leg belongs

to what there,

but I think the left leg. No, it's the

right leg of Tonga is completely locked

and he cannot move it.

Big Korean doing a number right now on

King Tonga. I'm sure there isn't a whole

lot of blood reaching that foot area

right now.

No, his foot looks pretty white.

I can't I can't foresee a guy like Tonga

ever submitting.

No, I can't. And in fact, his tactics

there were quite right. Get to the ropes

and get out of that one. When in doubt,

crawl out.

Well, there's no shame in that. I've

crawled out a lot of times.

It's the right thing to do at an an

occasion like that. Tonga, I like his um

his attitude towards wrestling. He's

very very serious. He puts his head

down. He thinks and then he gets stuck

into his mind. He used the ring very

well there and that was a nice trick

just to back off into that corner. He

gave himself a little respite,

but Lee's pressing away again at

still going to work on that leg.

Oh, look at Tiger Chuck Lee now putting

the point of the toe

right into the quadricep area.

He seems to be his game plan seems to be

to work on Tonga's legs. And yet by

looking at Tonga's legs, they're so

thick and strong looking. I wouldn't

think that would do him much good. What

do you think, Gorilla? Well, it's not

one of the we I I don't know of any weak

part on Tom. No,

maybe his little finger on the left hand

might be a weak point.

Maybe Lee knows something we don't know.

Maybe Tom is suffering with his legs.

Tried for that single leg pick again and

got caught right in the middle of it.

He did get caught, didn't he? Tom was

waiting for him. took him nicely in that

sort of front standing gro up there,

which given the room, he could have

turned him round into a suplex.

Uh-oh, they're starting to unload now

with a heavy artillery

and Tonga explodes with some heavy

shots. Reverse knife edge and look out.

Oh, there's the drop count that Alford

was talking about. Caught him right on

the side of the head.

Fantastic drop kick. He gets that huge

bolt right up in there. Look at this

atomic drop. Wow.

A reverse atomic drop.

Going to make a wish here.

Big Van wish he wasn't here.

That's about the only wish of the

moment.

Step over to hold. I haven't seen one of

those in a long time. No,

that hold used to be the favorite of

Terry Garins, that great Canadian

wrestler. I've seen him use that very

effectively.

Whatever happened to him, Alfred?

Terry Garvin, I don't know. He sort of

went by

sort of faded into the woodwork, did he

not?

Yes. Yes.

Uh-huh. Maybe they'll trump him out

again sometime.

What a nice guy though. He was

He was a nice guy.

We're talking about him like he expired.

He's still alive, I'm sure.

Well, I tell you how nice he was. He

used to send his mother $2 a week, you

know.

And now the tables have turned here and

it's King Tonga going to work on the

left leg of Tiger Chung Lee with a whole

lot of pressure.

These guys are determined to [ __ ] one

another.

I think they are. And I think the uh

thing here is that Tonga thought, well,

if you can do that to my legs, I'm jolly

well going to show you what I can do to

yours.

Neither man has tried to pin his

opponent as yet. They're just trying to

maim each other. Yeah. Uh-huh. And a

sort of a feeling out process in the

same time.

Tona digging the knuckles right to the

uh inner part of the lateral collateral

ligaments of the knee.

My gosh. Whereabouts is that? The um

those are the ligaments that run on the

outside and inside of the knee. There's

eight of them that go around your knee

and they hold the whole knee socket

joint right in place as well as help to

support the patella which is a floating

bone, the kneecap. I've had trouble with

those for a long, long time. All eight

of them, I think.

Oh, look at that shot right to the ear.

And Tonga, he's only getting more upset.

Yeah, he's

with each shot. He's getting better.

Oh, look. Bombs away. Big headbutt.

Fantastic determination by Tonga. He

decided to toss that one out.

And he did very well, too. Tiger Chun

Lee did everything he possibly could to

get Tonga mad and now he's mad about it.

Yes. And

once again going for those legs.

Look at this. Great finding that left

leg again.

That was a nice move by Tom. He's

determined. He He thinks out what he

wants to do, then he goes through with

it.

I used to like to tickle a guy's foot

from this position. Drive him bananas.

I bet it would do. Especially guys that

couldn't take it.

Ah, look a nice maneuver as he drapes

the leg over the neck.

This could be nasty.

It's not a pinning combination because

he's got his own leg underneath the left

shoulder, but wow. That'll straighten

your voice out.

Yes.

Oh, and your nose.

Yeah. One to the jaw, one to the bridge

of the nose.

He's probably suffering with his sinuses

right now.

Korean saying, "I'm going to show you

who's the master in these martial arts."

Oh, what a chop.

Reverse knife edge really found a mark

as the big Korean is starting to take

the upper hand in this match.

He is. And every one of these shots went

to its mark. Found its target

and he's really punishing Tonga now.

There's the first attempt for a cover.

No, couldn't get it.

Wear him down a bit more. Lee seems to

be thinking clamp this on, give myself a

breather and at the same time ride him.

Amazed that Tiger Chung Lee has not

sought out some kind of oriental partner

Alfred and got in contention from this

World Tag Team Championship.

Well, I understand nobody can stand him.

They just can't be around him.

Not liked very well.

Not liked at all. No, he's uh he's a

nasty piece of work, you know.

Oh, well, I didn't know that.

Certainly looks nasty. Yes, if you can

understand his unintelligible chatter,

uh, that would be some small miracle.

Well, I thought maybe somebody from his

own homeland would both men now

exchanging blows.

And Tonga seems to be getting matter

with each shot. Oh, there's one right to

the throat. That could almost be

construed as a disqualification right

there.

It could have been. You know, something

Tonga topped it out before him.

Surprised Lee had another go.

Oh, he missed the clos line. Oh, but a

nice leap frog. And there's the reverse

karate thrust kick. Hooks the leg. I

believe this one's over.

[Music]

Tonga really exploded on Tiger Chung Lee

who rolls right out of here. He knows

when he's been beaten.

The winner of this match, King Tonga.

King Tonga exploding with that nice

reverse thrust kick. He missed a nice

clos line here, but these guys are

thinking two or three moves ahead at all

times. Look at that. There he missed it.

Here comes Tiger thinking he has the

upper hand. Now watch this.

He knocked him right into the middle of

next week. Hooks the leg for good

measure. Down for the cover. One, two,

three. Chalking up another impressive

victory here in the World Wrestling

Federation. That man right there from

the aisle of Tonga. What else? King

Tonga.

Very impressive individual, is he not,

Frank?

Well, he kicked the rice right out of

that guy, didn't he?

Well, he sure did. That's

No, with the right management, he could

go places.

Are you volunteering?

No, I don't have time to tutor

illiterates. But he could go

illiterates. What makes you think he's

an illiterate?

He's from the aisle of Tonga.

So, what does that mean?

You know, the island is over 40 miles

long and 3 feet wide. Did you know that?

Yeah. Their biggest product is dental

floss.

You're too much, Bobby. You're just too

much. I I don't know how that you can

take guys like like Stud and Bundy and

bring them to the level they're at right

now with that kind of mentality.

Well, Stud and Bundy aren't as smart as

Tonga. They're a lot smarter. That's

what you're referring to, aren't you?

Definitely not. We're going to listen to

a couple of smart guys right now as we

go to Ken Resnik with a special

interview with Jimmy Jack Hos Funk.

Don't confuse the host. Never. Let's go

now.

Thank you, Guerilla Monsoon. Gorilla,

you've talked about it. Wrestling fans

are talking about it. The list of

challengers to the British Bulldogs goes

on and on. Certainly one team very much

in contention under the guidance of the

mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart, none

other than the Hart Foundation, Jim the

Anvil Nihart, and Brett the Hitman

Hearts.

You better believe it. Big, bad, rough,

and tough, and definitely hard to blow.

You know, when I got into the WWF, I

said, "Hey, it might take a year. It

might take six months. It might take

five years, but I'm going to build the

most dominant force in professional

wrestling. I've got adorable Adrian

dollars. Now it's the Heart Foundation.

And now look who I've got now. Jimmy

Jack Funk and big old Hos Funk right

over here, baby. One of the real living

legends in professional wrestling."

Jimmy, I want to thank you for

everything that you've done for us. I'd

like to bring in I'd like to bring in

the wildest and craziest of the Thunk

family. I'd like to bring Yeah,

before you bring him in there, I think

there's one point I'd like to have

clarified. Rumors abound that your

cousin Jimmy Jack Funk is the wildest,

most uncontrollable funk, but that he

has been in and out of barroom brawls in

West Texas. In fact, you were the man

that had to get him out of jail to bring

him here to the World Wrestling

Federation.

That's our business. It's none of your

business. Come on in, Jimmy Jack. You

people take a look at the meanest of the

Funk family.

This is Jimmy Jack Funk.

We come to break some bones and hurt

somebody and show them what real Texas

men are like. Ain't that right on a

right jack? Just stay right here. This

is fair warning to everybody. This is

fair warning to the junkyard dog. The

Funk family is back. This is fair

warning to Valentine and Beefcake. This

is fair warning to the world's

champions, the Bulldogs, all of them.

The Funk family is back and we're closer

than we've ever been before and we're

tougher than we've ever been before.

We're meaner than we've ever been

before. Right, Jimmy Hart? You better

for all of them. Like we said, baby, the

most dominant force in professional

wrestling, the Heart Foundation, the

Hitman, the Anvil, the Funk Brothers,

and adorable Adrian Adonis.

Well, there is no doubt the Funk family

certainly a force to be reckoned with

here in the World Wrestling Federation.

Stay with us.

[Music]

We're back, wrestling fans, and get set

for our prime time extra, which

undoubtedly will become a permanent part

of prime time wrestling. I hope a most

interesting confrontation. The

champions, the British Bulldogs,

recently gaining their their

championship against the Heart

Foundation, who is in my opinion of

number one challenger, maybe. Well,

there's so many tag teams in the World

Wrestling Federation that I predicted

Bulldogs will maybe hold the title till

Thursday.

Let's go down to ringside right now for

this exciting tag team matchup.

Gentlemen, this tag team match is

scheduled for one fall. First, I'd like

to introduce the manager, the mouth of

the South, Jimmy Hart.

Now introducing from Calgary, Alberta,

weighing 240 lbs, Brett the Hitman Hart,

his partner from Reno, Nevada, weighing

265 lbs, Jim the Anvil Ninhart.

Now introducing their opponents

with a combined weight of 489

lbs. The dynamite kid Dave Boy Smith,

the world tag team champions, the

British Bulldogs.

Standing amazing by this capacity crowd

for the British Bulldogs. Newly crowned

World Wrestling Federation Tag Team

Champions taking the belts in

Wrestlemania 2 away from Brutus Beefcake

and Greg the Hammer Valentine.

I wasn't standing for that ovation.

You weren't standing. That was obvious

you were not standing. Yes.

Everybody's impressed with these

bulldogs. Every place you go all over

the world, everybody's impressed with

these Bulldogs. They don't impress me.

You know how they keep them from flying

around the air? They ground them. They

ground them. Bunny can drown him.

Valentine and beat up for two. It didn't

work out that way, did it? Over the top

goes Davy boy. Whoa. Catches a boot by

the hitman and stops him in midair.

Tommy drop coming up. Yes.

The dynamite loss with a headbutt.

Tag. Not a legal tag, I might add.

Dynamite was already in the ring. Of

course not. You're not going to see that

legal out of these two cups.

Dynamite kid Davy Boy Smith tremendous

continuity as a successful tag team

certainly needs. Oh, look at that. Do

you know why they've been together so

long and work so good together?

Nobody else would hang around with them.

They deserve each other.

Well, it takes two tremendous

individuals to form and become a

tremendous tag team combination. And

these two have done that. The two

powerhouses of the team are in there

now. Nice block in this slam by Davy

boy. And he hoisted up the elbow.

Nightheart hoisted up in the air to hear

by the power of baby boy Smith.

Wow. Nightheart explode now on Dynamite.

You know what a feather this be in the

Jimmy Hard if they could call a victory

over these two. Well, this is a non

match up, but that certainly wouldn't

point at their rating. Well, the

championship committee have to look at

that. Everybody wants these bulldog.

Oh, so beautifully

got to get one guy on there.

I think the Bulldogs have had it

tonight.

Don't ever sell the championship. Bobby,

you don't become champion.

English

what's their nationality got to do with

nothing in their life? They are

recurrenting the World Wrestling

Federation

to be one man.

You sound

I was in Iaw

[Applause]

square right in the center. One, two,

three. The hitman unloading.

I'm down.

Wow.

probably the most

progressed individual in the past year

here in the Royal Wrestling Federation

as far as his ability. That man right

there, the hitman

[Music]

passing the crowd on. And as we stated

earlier, whenever the World Wrestling

Federation decides to invade, it's the

last ticket in town. It's the only

ticket in town. Dynamite in a lot of

trouble here

as Brett Hart really doing a number on

him. And the astonic side Jimmy Hart

jumping up and down like a yo-yo.

He doesn't have a name. He just goes the

dynamite kid. The man. He's a man, isn't

it? He's not four years old name. The

dynamite kid.

He's not four years old. He's not a kid.

He's a man. He's all the dynamite punk.

Look at Hitman on the second.

hard. Quick tag and the tag is made and

D boy steps in.

Look out. Ready for the ride. Big

battle. Holy mackerel.

And he nails the anvil who wasn't really

paying attention.

Power slam perhaps coming up.

Yes, he's nailed him with it. Go for the

cover. It's all over. No. Oh no. The

anvil intercedes and Dynamite right

there to meet him. Referee having one

heck of a time controlling this one.

Watch out. Double team effort.

Oh, the referee's shot.

Referee determined.

[Music]

What is he doing?

Time for the bounce.

[Music]

Wilfry's lost control of this match for

sure.

What is this? What's going on here?

Oh no, there it is. Oh no.

What a referee turn on vision of his

eye. Saw the double keeping going out

inside the W. And look at the heart.

They are really gone out of shape. Boy,

they've been put to Jimmy Hart. Let's

get the official one.

The winners of the match, the British

Bulldogs.

What a disqualification. That's the

victorious kid, baby boy Smith. And the

Heart Foundation is really hardressed.

They've got the referee trapped. Let's

go back and take a look at if in fact

the referee did see it.

Here it comes right here.

Well, we're only going to see the end,

but I'm sure I saw the referee turn

around and see the double team action

that was going on.

I don't know what they were so upset

about, Bobby. They broke the rules. They

got caught at it. They get they became

disqualified. Why Why were they so

vehement about the decision?

Well, you you don't mind getting caught

doing something. It's when the other

team does it too and provokes you and

nothing is said to them. The Bulldog

should have been stripped of their

titles. Should have been handed over to

Stud and Bundy

for what?

I don't care about Nightheart and heart.

I'm talking about Stud and Bunny. They

should have given a title to them. We'll

take it under We'll take it anyway we

can get it.

Yeah, that's obvious. But unfortunately,

you have to get in the ring and you have

to beat the Dynamite Kid and Davy Boy

Smith. Nobody's going to hand you

anything here in the World Wrestling

Federation.

I know. I had to fight like heck to

become host of this show. Well, you

haven't achieved that as yet.

Manager of the year, host of Prime Time.

Are you saying that Jesse the body is

relinquishing his

Jesse's in business? Jesse's away making

a movie,

but I'm host now.

We'll be right back with some more

exciting wrestling right after this.

We're back, wrestling fans. Bobby, as

you remember, last week here on Prime

Time, we saw the perfect match game from

Down Under in Australia featuring some

beauties.

Yes. The Australian K9 Clinic. I

remember that.

Well, this week, uh, TNT decided they'd

put together their own piece with three

eligible bachelors here in the World

Wrestling Federation. Brett the Hitman,

the Anvil, and your friend,

Mouth of the South, Jimmy

Hart. We're going to take a look and see

just exactly their version

here. The winner gets a date and Louisa

gets two dates

of the mating game. Let's go to the

tape.

Young lovers, wherever you are, welcome

to the mating game. The only game show

that offers love as the grand prize. And

now, here is your host, Vince Mcmah.

[Applause]

Thank you.

Thank you. Yes, every day is Valentine's

Day here on the mating game. So, let's

get started and see what Cupid has in

store for us tonight. We've got three

very special bachelors who will be

competing for the affection and

attention of a lovely young lady who's

hoping to find that perfect mate. In

order to find that special someone,

she'll ask our contestants, I'm sure, a

wide and perhaps wild variety of

personal questions. She'll then choose

her man. And our fun mating game couple

will go on a dream date that we'll tell

you about a little bit later on. But we

will tell you this now. If our couple

will return after their date and fill us

in on all of the gory details, then

they'll split split a prize of $10,000.

It's our special kiss and tell bonus.

Right now, our young lady is waiting

backstage in a soundproof room, and

we're going to let you and our studio

audience here meet our bachelors.

Bachelor number one hails from Dixie.

His name is Jimmy Hart and his nickname

is Mouth of the South. Jimmy's field is

sports management. And when he's not at

ringside, he likes to listen to rock

music, make his own clothes. It's also

rumored, by the way, that Jim is one of

the world's largest has one of the

world's largest collections of hush

puppies just this side of the

Philippines, as well as a pair of fire

engine red bikini briefs, one for every

month of the year. Just recently, his

sunglasses were nominated for shades of

the year honors. Would you please

welcome Jimmy Mouth in a South Heart.

got something on you, did you?

No, I didn't.

All right. Now, let's move over and

meet, if you would please, Bachelor

number two. Bret Hart is a professional

athlete of national repute. Brett's idea

of a good time is a taffy pull.

He also holds the record for writing the

most unpublishable letters to the

Playboy Advisor column. And among

Brett's many colorful hobbies are

watching miniature golf,

checking his mail, and tying his shoes.

Would you please welcome Mr. Bret Hart?

Have a seat of you.

Air looks great.

All right, we're now ready to meet our

third and final bachelor, Jim the Anvil

Nightheart. The anvil is so named

because of his physical dexterity, which

allows him to move just like one. And at

one time, he had a career in the world

of football, but he was forced to give

it up because of the record number of

unnecessary roughness penalties he was

called for. Anvil enjoys rough roast, AM

radio, and bright colors. and his pet

peeve is reading books with more words

than pictures. Would you please welcome

Jim the Anvil Nightheart.

Well,

there you have them, ladies and

gentlemen. Our three special bachelors,

one of whom is going to be lucky enough

to win a dream date with the wonderful

lady we're about to meet. So, let's all

give her a warm mating game welcome to

Phoebe Zimberman.

[Applause]

Good. Welcome, Phoebe.

Thank you, Vince. I'm so excited to be

here. I can't wait to get started to

meet the guys.

Yeah, I bet. All right, Phoebe. Before

you start with the questions, I'm going

to let each one of the bachelors say

hello from his seat. Uh, could we hear

please from Bachelor number one?

Hello, doll face.

Oh, I like that.

All right. Uh, perhaps we could also

hear from uh bachelor number two. Are

you there?

Yes. Hello, Phoebe. Who loves your baby?

Oh, what a tiger.

And uh bachelor number three, could we

hear from you, please?

Hello, my child.

Oh, I think I'm in love this time.

You really do, huh? All right, Phoebe. I

know you're probably impressed by all

three of the bachelors, actually. But

you can only pick one, so start making

up your mind by firing away with

questions if you would please. And

remember, this is a family show, so go

ahead.

I'm so excited. Okay. Okay. Bachelor

number one. How do you know when it's

the right time to kiss a girl for the

first time?

Well, you see, there's certain parts of

your body, man, that send off that

signal and then, man, my feet start

moving, my legs start grooving, and then

my old lips, they start grooing the

words that every girl wants to hear,

man. That's when I know it's the right

time.

All right. Um, Bachelor number two, I

know how long you can last in the ring,

but how long can you last in the

bedroom?

Well, let me put it this way. I can last

in the ring for at least at least a

couple hours, but at night time, I could

pretty well say from my past

experiences, I could go all night long.

Oh, yeah.

Number three.

I if I was to see fireworks while I was

making love to you, would I more than

likely think of a roaming candle, a

sparkler, or a wet fuse?

Well, let's put it this way. Let's put

it this way. Are you familiar with the

uh nuclear crisis in Russia with a deep

burning desire that leads to a maximum

climax, an explosion?

Okay. Um

Back to you, number two. Um, do you

consider yourself to be more of an arm

wrestler, a leg wrestler, or a tongue

wrestler?

Well, I can wrestle with my arms, and I

can wrestle with my legs.

But since I'm from a very cold climate

in Calgary with the mountains, my nose

used to always run. I could always lick

my nose. I got a lot of practice, and by

the time I grew up, I could lick my

eyebrows. So, I'd say I'm a tongue

wrestler in all in all facets of the of

uh of that category.

Yummy. Um,

yummy.

Okay. Um, Bachelor number one, what is

your idea of foreplay that can't fail?

Well, first of all, man, this this never

fails. I'd like you to take you over to

my apartment, turn the lights way down

low, take out some baby oil, man, and

oil up my megaphone and stick it right

in your ear and sing the most beautiful

love songs you've ever heard in your

life. You know, that that always works

for me, man.

Um, suppose that we were in Alaska on

our first date and we were stranded in a

snowstorm. What would you do to keep me

warm? Number three.

What does the anvil do to keep a young

woman warm in a desolate, cold, freezing

igloo type area?

Many, many, many, many things, but since

this is a family show, I won't get too

intricate, but it wouldn't be nice.

Let's go back to number one again. Um,

why would I want to make love to you

more than the other bachelors? Well, I

think uh Bachelor number three just came

down with a case of TB. I think that's

called Twin Bellies. And the guy over

here, number two, he's got used to this

greasy greasy kid stuff. Me? Hey, baby.

The Don Juan of professional wrestling.

Jimmy Hart.

Don Juan. Huh?

Number two.

If I was a lovesick girl and you were

Dr. Feelgood, what would be your cure?

Well, you see what you're dealing with

here is I'm known as the greatest

technician in professional wrestling.

And what I would do if I was going to

make a poor little girl like you feel

better is I'd slap a sleeper hold on

you, put you to sleep, and throw you

over my shoulder. Fireman's carry. Then

I'd run you up to my room and I'd ravage

your body.

Pardon?

I'd ravage your body.

Finally, number three.

How do you make the earth move without

the help of a bulldozer?

You're getting real tricky with these

questions. Uh, once the women in America

see the anvil,

things start moving. Pictures start

flying off the wall. All kinds of things

are happening. Romantic things.

Well, any event, Phoebe, why don't you

have a a seat right here? And uh while

Phoebe is trying to decide which lucky

bachelor is going to win the mating

game, let's pause for uh some important

message after which we'll be right back.

Stay with us.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Unusual to say the least. Bobby,

she seems like she's kind of bored.

Well, some unorthodox questions there,

wouldn't you say? The laugh is just

unbelievable from the anvil. Stay with

us, wrestling fans. We're going to be

right back with the conclusion of the

mating game in a moment.

[Music]

Bobby, I can't believe the mouth of the

south always saying how close he is to

his men. The minute a pretty girl steps

into the picture, he knocked their

brains out. Both of them said one was a

fat slob and that the other one needed

some work done on his hair. Ah, he was

just kidding. Probably

just kidding. Let's go back to the

conclusion of this mating game. See what

happens.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Welcome back to the the mating game.

While we were away, Phoebe was making

the tough decision about which one of

our wonderful bachelors she's going to

go out with. We know she'd probably like

to tackle all three of them, but uh we

do have

we do have our rules. And we're going to

give Phoebe a little more time while we

tell you what the dream date will be.

Are you ready for this? What a great

time you're going to have with Mr.

Wright. I mean, I truly believe this is

the best date we've ever arranged here

on the mating game. First of all, you'll

find yourselves aboard a shiny bus bound

for beautiful ThreeMile Island,

Pennsylvania.

A grand place to visit any time of the

year, but uh maybe even more so this

time of the year. Once there, you'll be

greeted by island residents in native

attire,

and you'll enjoy a cookout in the

backyard of Mr. and Mrs. George

Chitwistle, who will be out of town for

the weekend.

But wait, Phoebe,

that's not all. We've spared no expense

in putting together this spectacular

marathon of love. After the fabulous

barbecue, you'll be able to walk down to

the Tri-State Bowling Lanes where you

and your date will serve as honorary pin

centers for the Keystone State Duck Pin

semifinals.

And of course, after that,

you'll probably want to towel off a

little of our special um well,

musksented towelettes.

Then it's time to kick up your heels at

the Shriner Dance in Bake Sale, taking

place at the UAW Lounge on Routes 35 and

178. Next, you'll enjoy a late evening

snack and night cap at the Mr. Quaker

convenience store where each of you will

be given a roll of quarters so that you

can eat to your heart's desire. And

while there, you'll be able to rent a

view master to look at exciting slides

of all the state parks. And finally,

it'll be time for Betty B and those

special moments in the budois.

Yours will be the quaint and comfortable

Ben Franklin motor lodge and your dates

will be the well right across the

interstate and the secluded Matt Anthony

Wayne comfort in. And remember if you

come back and tell us all the sort

romantic details, you'll both split the

grand prize of $10,000.

There you have it. Part fairy tale, part

fantasy, all in the name of love. All

right, Phoebe, time is up. Tell us who

is the lucky guy. Is it bachelor number

one, bachelor number two, or bachelor

number three? And remember, you can only

choose one.

One? You've got to be kidding. I'm not

going to go out with those morons.

What?

What?

Wait, you're not going to go out with

any of them at all?

I'm getting out of here. Color me gone.

Uh,

hey man, let her go Vince. Let her go.

What a real bow. What a real dog she is,

man.

Good enough for a start.

That's right, man.

Turns us down. Nobody turns

on three studs like this.

Hey, Jimmy.

Come on. Who cares about her? What a

dog, man.

Wait a minute.

Just sit down if you would, please,

because

no second chance,

gentlemen. Uh, we do apologize for this,

but uh, well, nothing like this has ever

happened in in the entire history of the

mating game.

Phoebe is out. She's disqualified for

being, I think, a poor sport.

Stupid.

Well, whatever you think.

However, she loses out on her chance to

split $10,000 with one of these

bachelors. However, fortunately, our

wise producers have always had a

contingency plan for almost any crisis

and uh especially such as the disaster

we've just screened. So, we we have

thousands of girls who who really wanted

to be uh the bachelorette. And uh as a

backup, we have a special backup date

and one of them is standing by

backstage. She has been patiently

waiting in the wings and listening to

the responses, I'm sure, of our three

super bachelors. So, you'll be able to

make a hopefully she'll be able to make

as well as you'll be able to make a wise

choice among the three. And well, we'll

have a substitute for the very

ill-mannered uh and illtempered Phoebe.

So, please everyone, won't you give a

warm welcome to our substitute, Miss

Miss Yolanda Jones.

All right.

All right. Uh, first, Yolanda, have you

have you heard the answers given by our

three bachelors?

You bet your buns I have, hun. They were

all wonderful, but I can't wait to get

my hands on bachelor number three.

Bachelor. Bachelor number three is Jim

the Anvil Nightheart. Anvil, come on out

and meet Yolanda.

[Music]

[Applause]

Hey, hey,

wait, wait a minute. You're not going

anywhere now. Let me remind you that you

have signed a contract. All three of you

did. And when you met your bachelorette,

it clearly states that you must go out

on the affforementioned date once you

have met the lady in question. So

therefore, it is now official. It is an

obligation. And isn't she lovely?

Uh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Judy, what's that

on her face?

Tough break. The best man won though,

baby.

You earned it.

Yeah. This is real cute. I'm laughing my

guts out.

Ed will die hard. Three mile. This is a

dream come true, Vince. No kidding.

He's a nightmare.

I'll give you all the $10,000 if you'll

go out with me. All the money will be

yours big.

You look pretty good now.

You're going to give him all all of the

That is something

burned off.

That's a nice bit of hair. You have hair

on it. It's kind of

Yeah, but

$10,000. You get all of the $10,000.

Well, Jimmy, I know the foundation can

use it.

She looks like

three ways, baby. Come on.

What do you think? Huh?

Come on. Huh?

Okay. Okay.

All right. Is it love grand? That's what

makes this show so special. The love

that just happens on the spot. And I

know both of you just can't wait to get

aboard the love bus. Bound for that day

to end all dates. You'll both be up all

night writing in your diaries after that

special night. at an anvil. Did you ever

believe in your wildest dreams that this

romantic event would really happen?

Don't try to talk now. It's all right if

you're too choked up to speak. I'm

getting a little misty eyed myself. This

is love with a capital L. Yolanda

Anvil, you're beautiful. There you have

it, romance lovers. Another perfect

match on the mating game. Until next

time, this is Vince McMahon, hoping that

Cupid pays you a visit real soon.

I love it. I can't wait for the finale

of that.

Well, can you imagine them on their

honeymoon? You see how nervous

It's not a wedding.

No, but could you imagine if it comes to

this how nervous Nightheart be? He'll

probably put his pants to bed and hang

over a chair all night.

I would I You know what I would love to

have seen up there, Bonnie? You and Stud

and Bundy.

You the winner. And you

Hey, I don't need to get a date like

that.

I do that and it happens. $10,000 is a

little uh

Yeah, but I don't need that.

Hard to turn down.

Yeah, but I have to $10,000 would even

cover the shots.

No thanks, pal. I'll get my own ladies.

Tremendous tremendous uh

piece of programming on TNT. Why me? I'm

a married man. I'm not an eligible

bachelor.

Well,

regardless of that 10,000 lbs of

bananas, I bet you do it.

What do gorillas like?

Gorillas like bananas, but£10,000

20,000 lb wouldn't have been enough.

Stay with us right now.

Great event coming up next. We'll be

right back after this.

Get you something. Wait.

We're back, wrestling fans, and it's

time for our prime time feature in which

your man who claims not to be able to be

slammed, Big John Stud, taking on

Yolanda Arcidi.

No, it's not Yolanda Arcidi. Ted RCD,

world's strongest human being.

Well, let's see. Let's just see how

strong he is. You know, there's a big

difference laying out in a gym and

lifting up 700 lb on barbells than

picking up a human being that doesn't

want to be picked up.

That's That's obviously true. Let's go

to the Boston Garden right now and see

if in fact Big John stud can hold it up.

This match is one fall with a 40. Come

on up here, RC. We're going to see who's

strong now.

This match is one fall with a 45minute

time limit. First from Los Angeles,

California, weighing 365

lbs, Big John Stub.

His opponent from Boston, Massachusetts,

weighing 291 pounds, the strongest man

in the world, Ted RCI.

Tremendous ovation in a Boston Garden

here for their hometown boy. World's

strongest man, Ted Arci. What a

powerhouse he is. Gorilla Monsoon here

at ringside with Lord Alfred Hayes. And

Beantown is about to erupt.

I think so. He is the world's strongest

man and looking at him, who couldn't

deny him that anyway? Just look at this

fellow.

He impresses me more than Victor Mature

did in Samson and Delilah.

Yes, definitely. Victor Mure would be a

wimp by the side of him. But let me tell

you this, I watched the Wrestlemania 2

and I saw John Stud pick up the

refrigerator as if he were just a

cardboard box.

Well, the refrigerator definitely is not

Mr. Ted Arcidi. No,

he's not.

I'll tell you, the refrigerator stayed

in there a lot longer than I thought he

would.

Yes. And uh he was out of puff, though.

And I don't think he was doing damage to

anybody, so they ignored him, I think,

until John St decided to pick him up and

just cast him out.

Ted RCD

big match in his career right here. And

in fact for big John stud as well.

Yes. And I understand that RCD actually

asked for this match in his own

hometown. So he must have a lot of

confidence in himself.

Giving away a lot of height but

certainly not giving away any power.

He's giving away 100 pounds as well.

And that's a lot of weight to give away.

[Applause]

Third man in the ring. Best stay out of

the way. Really

John Stub with a lot of experience

behind him as well. A record that is

most enviable.

Traveled the world. He was in Vienna,

Austria a little while ago, wrestled a

German champion there and absolutely

destroyed him.

He did.

Yes, he did.

He'll never be asked to come back there

again.

I don't think so.

$15,000 at stake here if Ted RCI should

be able to pick up the big guy and slam

him down to the canvas.

I wonder if it's 15,ou

three or four times.

Wow. Yes.

You could build yourself a nice little

eye block, couldn't you?

Yes.

Big right hand drives big John stud

makes it take three steps backwards.

And that doesn't happen often either.

Arcidi certainly does not lack

confidence of it.

No, he doesn't, does he?

He oos of confidence. It's just oozing

out of his body.

John start saying if you can get up

there, grab it.

Look at the size of Stunt's hand.

Stunt is setting him up here. Albert,

I think he is.

Sucker him into something.

Uhoh.

Stud didn't like it.

I think I'm going to go along with your

uh appraisal of this situation. I think

Stud is definitely settling him up.

Complaining that he's got a lot of oil

on his body.

Uhhuh.

There he goes again.

does not have a lot of oil on, although

some wrestlers do come out with quite a

bit on. They look like they're going to

swim the channel instead of wrestling.

Yes.

Stuck still not happy with the

situation.

No. And Arcia is becoming a little bit

more careless each time he might be

walking into that trap.

He seems to be throwing caution to the

wind here.

Well, you can't lose your cool. You lose

your cool, you usually end up losing the

match. Yes, that's a mistake with John

Start. He has got a tremendous amount of

experience.

Well, we finally get a finger grip lock

up.

And now both hands,

[Applause]

the irresistible force meeting the

immovable object.

Absolutely. Look at that 6' 10 there.

He's trying to use every inch of it to

pick up the leverage and balance to

overpower our city.

Stunt seems to be getting the upper hand

with that height advantage. He certainly

did. Dropped RCI down to his knees.

But our city fighting back right now

and he certainly has this Boston Garden

crowd behind him.

They're cheering on the hometown

favorite. My goodness, that is a feat

there in itself. He's on both feet.

Oh, now it's Arciti with a downward

pressure and big John St.

He was about to go down.

Instead, a wellplaced knee drives our

city back down to the canvas once more.

And I think Studs had that at the back

of his mind all the time. He looks

confident. He knew he had that little

ace up his sleeve. See if he uses it

again.

RC, he's got that adrenaline flowing

crowd here in the Boston Garden giving

him everything he needs from their

standpoint. Now it's up to you.

There he's turned it over once more, but

Stud very close to the ropes. So ring

conscious at all times. And it's Stud

who may go down. No, he blocked that

knee and gave him one of his own. He's

going for the shot.

Big time stud grabs a hold of the ropes

immediately.

Oh, knee right between the eyes.

Well, he came close to 15,000, but he

didn't get it.

He really did. And that's part of

Stunt's strategy. Use that tremendous

distraction of $15,000 that nobody can

resist and put that man into a place

that is compromising. And now look

what's happening. And and RCD is

certainly paying for it.

Sud unloading now with a heavy

artillery. Those heavy forearms taking

their toll.

Wow.

Big John stud coming close to partying

with $15,000 right there. Yes. In the

Boston Garden. 15 plus. Fortunate for

him, he was close enough to grab that

top rope. But this match a long way from

being over. So don't go away. We're

going to be back with a conclusion in

just a moment.

Can't believe, Bobby, you were not in

attendance. A match of this magnitude,

your man with all that money at stake,

you were nowhere to be found.

I'm always around. Don't ever worry

about where I'm at. I I handle a lot of

business deal. I a lot of things

you were there. He might have been.

Let's go back to ringside for the

conclusion.

If I were stunt, I don't think I'd be

hitting him in the pictorial area.

That's a strong point.

And it's RCI with a big forearm shot.

Uh-oh, the ringlets come down and the

crowd explodes here in the Boston

Garden. But he hesitated for just a

moment and Stut is saying, "Go ahead,

hit me." And RCD is obliging.

[Applause]

Well, Stut back in control once again

and he's taunting the big guy from

Beantown, saying, "Come on, hit me.

He doesn't know how to get the leverage

behind those blows out there. If he did,

if he did it,

he'd have had stuff flat on his back and

out,

but Stuff is pretty resilient anyway.

Three big right hands. I tell you what,

they're starting to take their toll. And

Stunt spins him around with a handful of

hair. A thumb right in the eye. Come on,

referee.

Certainly, Stub was beginning to feel

the power of those big forearms, and he

decided it was better to do something

about it than just taunt him.

Look out, Big 10 in for the ride. Wow,

he hit right on an angle. Oh, right up

right into a clos line. There's Should

have went for the slam right there.

Yes, an ineffective

form.

Off the ropes. Big elbow on the back of

the neck of Big John St.

Look out. Double ax handle.

He's better with that than using that

forearm. He's got a lot more power.

Stunt is down.

And another shot.

It is not often you see St all the way

down like that.

Stunt now with a slingshot in for the

ride. Look out.

Put his head down. RCI over backwards

and right out of the ring.

Stud on ceremoniously just finished him

off there. Pushed him out and Arcidi I'm

afraid fell on the back of his neck

there and he may have injured himself

pretty badly. Referee went right outside

the ring to administer the count.

Now he's coming back in.

Marcidi still not on his feet. Let's go

back and take a look at that big field

goal job. has done here by big John

Stut. Look at the mistake. RCI down.

Wow.

Arcidi now back up on the apron and John

Stud waiting for him with open arms.

Yes. And he's saying there's plenty more

where that come from. He's going to turn

him around and beat his chest in now.

Boom.

Oh, he's saying to RC, that's the way

it's done.

Welcome to the real world.

Yes.

Oh, welcome to the WWF.

Big John Stud doing a number right now

on that man right there. The world's

strongest man. Taridi

got to mount some kind of offense here

very shortly or Stud's going to take him

right out of the picture.

He really will. And Stud is a punishing

punishing wrestler. And he knows just

how to make a rookie like RCI pay for

his mistakes.

While Arc City challenged him and his

hometown and St is not slow to point out

to his own home crowd or Ridi's home

crowd here the forts and the jinx in the

armor. I wonder just how good how in

condition RCD is, whether he's in real

top-notch condition because if you run

out of gas out there with Big John, he

puts away. RCD now with both legs

dragging Big John outside with him and

Both men now on the floor here into

Boston Gardens. Rams is headed to the

apron. Referee lane count now on both

men.

Arini's got something left.

He has. Look at him. My hand. Look at

big right hands

on again.

Oh, those massive forearms. Look at all

that's amazing.

Uhoh.

[Music]

And now John's going to run him into the

steel post here. Oh no. Right at the

last second he got shot off.

And RC now ramming big John stud into

the steel post.

Fortunately John was able to cover that

a little bit with his arm. RCI in

experience there didn't put his arm down

otherwise he'd have done a lot more

damage to St.

Looks like World War II going on here

and they don't want to stop. The bell is

rung. This match is over but they don't

care. Oh look at that

well once too many times. Big John Stud

just shoved him off there.

I'm afraid you don't catch John Stud

that easily.

He wants back inside the ring. I don't

think he knows

that the match is over.

No, I I don't think he wants this match

to be over. He wants to show his own

people here how he can deal with stuff.

RCI appears to me to be out of gas,

Alfred.

Yes, I think he was. He got that big

boot to the upper chest that John gave

him. What did you say? the big punk boot

or something there and

oh the big field goal the big field goal

kicked it about a 90 y

and uh that took that took the sap out

of our seating

stud's not coming back in he's no dummy

let's get the official word

ladies and gentlemen the referee has

counted both men out of the ring the

double countdown

well we didn't really prove anything in

this match other than Ted RCI could

match strength with big John Stud

Maybe the World Wrestling Federation

matchup committee will see fit to make

this a return match. Plenty of action as

always here in the World Wrestling

Federation. And that man really excited

the crowd here in the Boston Garden.

Don't go away. Plenty more action to

come.

Well, the crowd right at the end of the

match expressed my sentiments exactly. I

don't think anything was proven in that

match other than the fact that Ted RCI

is a powerhouse and Big John stud can

take a lot of punishment. There was

something proven there. You didn't catch

it. Probably

obviously went by me.

I Arcidi Yolanda Arcidi tried to slam

him only once and he hooked the trunks

when he did it and he never tried after

that cuz he knew he couldn't do.

[Music]

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upcoming stars, of which we saw a great

many of them this week, and I'm sure in

the weeks and months to come, we'll see

some more tremendous wrestling.

I don't like you referring to me all the

time that I cheat.

Well, I happen to know a lot about

cheating. And I've had three very

successful marriages.

Give me a break, Bobby. Gorilla Monsoon

for Bobby the Brain Hean saying so long

till next week.

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