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Oh, sorry,

I was just on my way out.

I just need to have a quick chat with you about the rent, please.

Okay, yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I've had a few changes just recently. I

don't know if my message is going through to you, but I'm just waiting for

payments to work out.

You'll be the first person to get it.

Okay, well, I mean, it's been a couple of months now, though.

you have been a reliable tenant in the past but can you start to pick up a

little bit yeah yeah nice

wish i could go out i've got two more just to pay though well i'm going on a

date so i'm not expecting oh he's paying is he that's good um

so when can i expect my money so It should be with me within the next three

weeks. Three weeks.

Yeah, and then obviously our back date.

I know you will.

But, yeah, I am really, really sorry.

I'll send you messages.

We were thinking about starting eviction proceedings.

Okay.

You know that I've always paid. I've never got into this situation before.

never, you know...

This isn't just because I'm being lazy or I'm just choosing not to pay.

I just genuinely don't have it at the moment.

Okay.

Wow.

But, you know, I would really struggle. I know that it doesn't matter to you,

but, like, you know I'm reliable.

And the state of things... Right, pass it down.

Yeah, the state of things in, you know...

We could get a lot more money for this apartments I think but

We've kept it at the same price because you've been a good tenant until now.

And like I said, I'm not trying to just be...

I'm not trying to be a knob.

And I want to make things right. And I am going to. I'm not going to... I

would not be going out.

Basically my wife wants you out I'm gonna have a hard time

convincing her like when I get home tonight she'll be expecting me to give

marching orders basically She doesn't care about

that

We're having to foot your rent ourselves.

Because there's a mortgage.

Look, please. I'm just... I'm begging you. Just... Just a chance. Just a

Three weeks. If in three weeks I haven't thought this out... Are you begging me?

Yeah. You don't look like you're begging me. No.

I think you could beg a bit better.

What? You heard.

Beg.

No, why are you making this strange?

I'm not. But you said you were begging me and it doesn't really feel like you

are.

I am begging you. I'm asking you, please. Show me. I will show you how.

Use your imagination.

Why?

I don't understand why you're like... Give me your hand.

Look.

If I haven't got this payment, you can start eviction. I know you can

start now. I'm just asking you.

Please speak to it for me.

Why would I want to?

Why should I help you?

Because... You're asking me.

You're begging me.

So beg me.

Awkward and weird.

I beg you, how?

I'm asking you, please. What more can I say? I'm saying, please.

There you go. That's a bit bad. Just that.

Are you really saying that's so cliche?

Is that really what you're saying? Is that your idea of me being... Do you

to live here or not?

Yeah, but I don't think that's how your wife wants to be convinced. I don't

think that's how she wants to be convinced, is it?

Well, she doesn't have to know, does she?

I...

Really, that's not going to fix your financial problem. This is the only way

for you to convince her.

Are you for real?

I'm for real.

myself okay

this

feels a bit weird but is it still

because we want it to be a deal yeah from the liver

Yeah, I promise.

I do this for you and your... I'll have a word with the missus, yeah.

And you'll come here three weeks.

And do I get to not pay one of the months that I owe?

You're taking a piss now.

Do I?

We'll talk about that after.

No, no.

Let's see how good a job you do.

If I do a really good job, do I not owe you the money?

No, I can't square that one.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you want to go through there, or isn't it?

Yeah.

What do you want me to do?

Well, you can start by sticking my dick, can't you?

Oh, get on your fucking knees.

What are you waiting for?

That's a good girl.

Yeah.

Come on, suck it.

Show me how much you want to keep this apartment.

Come on.

Okay?

Okay.

Come on then.

You look about out of practice.

You're out of practice?

I don't like it rough like that.

Well, we should have paid you rent then.

Fuck that pig little face.

Keep looking.

Good hands.

Yeah.

Come on.

Get a fucking dick in your mouth.

Do you want me to take that dress off for you?

I don't want to get it dirty, I've got to go out in there. Aww, you do.

I'm hairy, aren't I?

Let's have a look. Get your arms up.

Get back down now.

I'm going to take my dress off.

Don't be shy.

Lift him up, lift your arms up.

What the fuck?

What the fuck? You've got a hairy brush, there you go.

You've got a hairy brush as well.

Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

you're getting better.

Let's have a look at that bush then.

There's a mole.

Come on, get up there.

Open

wide.

Oh, look at that.

Very nice.

Play with your person.

Does that taste good?

You're not going to make me wear a condom, are you?

Bring this date back here later and fucking as well, eh?

Yeah?

I'll pay for your meal and your drinks.

You're nice.

You've got air yet? Yes.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

from the gym.

Can you just be a little bit gentle?

Really, my legs, my ass, everything's just a little sore.

Mmm.

No? No.

Is that not part of the deal?

If I get two minutes off.

Ah,

in the legs.

Ah, yeah.

Let me forgive, let me forgive.

Oh, fuck.

He likes it.

Oh, I got it in your hair. Shit.

This wasn't part of it.

This... Oh, yeah.

You fucking... Oh, yeah.

That's two months.

Get in your fucking mouth.

You like that, don't you?

You fucking love that, don't you?

I like it for humans.

I'm soaking.

How are you?

I'll run, I'll run, I'll run.

I'll run.

You

know,

I said I wouldn't.

It's too late.

Have you come in?

Have you come inside me? Yeah.

I'm not... That's two months.

That was easy enough.

That's two months.

You did it. Did you really?

Let's have a look.

That's one way to get it out.

Oh my god.

Oh, it looks like a kill.

Okay.

Two months of weed.

See that?