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Finally, a whole Mother's Day with just our step -sons.

Oh my gosh, look at this place.

You did so good finding this. They had a Mother's Day package to work.

It's perfect.

Okay, yeah, these bags are freaking heavy. What did you do? Pack the entire

house? It's like 50 pounds.

We're being a little bit dramatic. A little dramatic.

Joel, you don't even know what you're going to need until you're here.

What are we going to need? We're going to need 100 pounds worth of stuff. I

don't know what's worse, man. These heavy bags and these freaking shirts

you guys... What are you talking about? These shirts are adorable.

Mike, Mike.

Mike, look at that. It is adorable.

It's girly. It's Mother's Day.

Come on. You can't give us a couple days to put it on and smile and look so

cute. Yeah, take a couple pictures. I mean, look at that.

No,

it suits you so well.

Oh,

yeah. Go check, go check, go check.

Are you kidding me?

Okay,

did you bring a change of clothes? Yeah, I did.

I'm not wearing anything right now. We haven't been in here, like, not even two

minutes. We just walked in.

All right. No phones rule.

No phone rule?

Yeah. I mean, I can take it. You can put it in your pocket.

Like, put it away.

Put it away.

I cannot believe this.

Come on. Two days.

Two days. Two days.

I thought it was just a day. Just a day. Day and a half.

Day and a half. Look, I have an activity plan. for us. We do.

Cupcake.

Cupcake. You guys love cupcake.

I don't want it. I don't want it.

Yeah. Come on. We should go get a cupcake.

I think someone's just hungry and needs a chocolate cupcake.

Alright. Well, lucky for you, we still have vanilla.

You're going to love it.

Let's go.

We're going to have so much fun.

Just a whole weekend, just spending time together, two wonderful things.

Sweetie, I'm almost done with the cupcakes. Are you sure you're not going

come over here and help me with one or two?

Will you just come help? Y 'all look like y 'all got it.

You love doing that.

Eat the ones you guys decorate.

Come on, darling.

Come have fun. Mom, I don't think I can get myself to care enough.

Maybe decorate those cookies, okay?

Y 'all got cookies?

They're cupcakes.

Oh my gosh. If they were cookies, maybe we'd be more excited. Do you guys have

cookies?

No, we don't have cookies. I just wanted you to pick a cookie.

Are you sure?

What are you guys doing?

Yeah.

Sure.

We're spending time right now. We're right here. We have the shirts on. We're

hanging out with you.

What more do you want?

I just wanted it to be like it used to be.

It's just too girly for you.

Girly. Maybe a little too boring.

Oh, of course. Like, we would always have one or two

cupcakes that didn't pop.

Well, see how they don't pop.

I mean, look at this place. I'm sure it has been here.

You're right. There might just be something a little bit more stimulating.

Yeah, let's just go back and look for more.

Guys,

okay, change of plans. Put the darn phones away.

Please, we're going to have to play a game. A game?

They have to have a board game.

All right.

This game is so much fun.

Checkered. Checkered. It's fun.

Yes, it's easy. How is it not fun?

It's such a fun game. Will you guys set up the board?

Oh, look. Oh, come on. Guys, stop fucking around.

Put the pieces on correctly.

Can we please set the board up? Okay. Set the board up. We're literally

it up right now. That's not how you play.

Okay, so then teach us.

Let's play checkers. All right.

Set it up.

Alternating. Color coordinating.

Yes. Other.

Yes. Just like this. You don't use all of them.

What the? So then what's the point of having all these?

We've never even, like, taught them how to play checkers.

I've never played a game before.

What is it?

Head or tails?

We're going tails. Tails. Oh, shit.

All right. They don't know how to play checkers. Wow.

Yeah, whatever.

Oh, shit.

Oh, nice.

Are we really on our phone again?

Like, let's...

Let's play the game.

Checkers is really easy. We have friends that we need to talk to.

Your friends, they have moms?

Like, are you supposed to be spending the day with them? I don't ask those

questions. Yeah, their moms aren't complaining, but y 'all are, it seems

We're only complaining because you're not having a good time.

Why is it that you guys are complaining and our friends don't complain?

Maybe your friends don't have loving mothers.

We can

do tic -tac -toe

I wanted more togetherness.

Togetherness. We're spending time together. We're here right now.

We're present. We could have just not came. We got the shirts on.

And they're so cute.

They really are.

Okay, okay, okay.

It looks so cute.

It is a cute shirt, and they're covering them up.

They look so good.

They work.

All right, neither of you are winning, because neither of you are playing.

Like, can we play checkers? Yeah. That's what we've been trying to do. We've

been trying to set it up right now.

All right.

Give me the red bag. All right, it's adorable, yeah.

It really is.

It really is.

That is too darn good.

No.

No.

Maybe we need to do something.

They just have too much energy and fidgety.

We need an activity where they can't look at their phone all the time. They

to have their hands full.

Yo.

They can't hate that.

How about we play some football?

I mean, come on.

Obviously, board games are your thing. I don't think they brought a football.

Did you bring your football?

No, dude.

Are you sure?

Because I could have sworn I put it by your bag when we were packing.

See? The bag. We brought everything.

So they did bring everything.

Okay, I'm done.

Let's go get it. Behind the couch.

Okay.

Call him.

Good job, mom.

That's why they're back. Finally, they're excited. Right?

Right?

Nice. Okay.

Okay. It's going to be fun.

Oh.

You caught it. I caught it.

One -handed. You're trying to block me? Yeah.

One -handed.

Nice. Show off.

Show off? Do you not want it to be good at sports?

No. I mean, I'm glad.

You're going to get competitive.

No, no, no.

Maybe a little jerk about it. A really tall jerk.

I almost had it.

I'm just joking.

Damn!

Are you seriously on their phones again?

You know what? I think we can just take them at this point.

It's worse than that.

It's done.

Let me hang up.

I heard you talking about sneaking up on your girlfriend.

Like, they were talking about sneaking up on me and your girlfriend later.

Are you serious?

I am dead. You told her.

Okay, no. No, you guys are a little loud. You're chattering about it. Okay,

no, calm down.

It's Mother's Day. I get it, Mom, but it's just like... We were having fun.

There's some things we want to do as guys.

I mean... I think it's pretty disappointing that she's not going to,

away. I mean... Alright, we were going to tell you right after. We were going

tell you afterwards.

Okay. I just don't understand. I really don't get it.

How about if guys wanted to stay so bad?

Why don't you do what our girlfriend did?

What is that? That would make me faint.

That would make me faint. I'm afraid to find out what that is.

You two do have... What are you doing?

I mean... You do?

What? You guys do... I'm a little confused. You guys wanted us to do some

physical activities.

Yeah. I can think of some.

Yeah, maybe football.

I was thinking more family -friendly.

I mean, my girlfriend doesn't have titty socks. What are you doing?

That was a nice outfit, okay?

And you won't stop.

Oh, my God.

I mean, this is very... I wanted your attention, darling.

Mom, like you said,

if there's the will...

There's a way.

Right. And she did that.

She said that.

She said that.

That's what he said, didn't I?

That's definitely not what I meant.

Um, but.

You're making a mess of me right

now. I just want to.

We're going to follow you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Just let me, please, please.

It's a little... I don't know what else to do.

I don't know.

It's kind of nice, but I'm not going to lie.

I understand that, but I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's definitely wrong because there are sons, but I haven't been tested in a

really long time.

I know. My body's betraying me. It does feel nice, but I don't know.

I just don't know if I can do it.

But, um...

We do have their attention.

We do have a point.

And we did want them to stay.

Yeah, we'll stay.

Chad has no problem staying up.

I got things.

It might be okay. It does kind of feel good to have attention.

It feels weird that it's my own son.

I'm feeling that too. Okay.

So me and Austin kind of just agreed on it. We just swapped so it's not weird.

I mean.

Didn't hear enough.

I mean.

I don't know if it's better.

I'm more comfortable with that in all honesty.

It's not as weird if it's not my son.

It does feel nice to be touched again.

I feel like I should protest with more, but... I don't know.

I just feel kind of wrong, though.

You're thinking too much.

Yeah.

Just go with it.

It's kind of nice.

I just was thinking when I'm talking just a little too much.

Knowing your son was kissing on my neck.

It kind of short circuits my brain.

I shouldn't be, but... Oh, damn. Look at your dad.

I don't think I should be enjoying it as much as I am, but...

But this feels a lot better than your own result, right?

Yeah, it does make it a little better.

I'm so much older than you.

I'm suddenly finding less reasons to care.

Yeah, at this point.

Oh, those are nice. Those are nice.

Oh, yes. Rub, rub, rub.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

You like that one?

Way better. Better than your girlfriend?

What is not better than my girlfriend?

We don't need them. We're not taking them out.

You don't want to sneak away now?

Yeah, I can't hold out I think I want to fuck your mom.

You want to fuck my mom? I think so.

I want to fuck your mom.

I mean, the couch is right here.

Oh, dear.

I had it in mind, but... No, but... I don't

know.

I think we are.

That is good.

Your son has skills.

Shouldn't be able to say that.

Oh, it's so wrong looking over and seeing that.

Okay, how about we just don't look? We just don't look at our own signs and

enjoy it?

Yeah, I can't keep looking over at him.

I know, I know. I keep catching him. Can we just join?

Yeah. We can do our thing and we can distract each other.

You do have really nice tits.

Oh, I

think

they're enjoying themselves.

Good for everybody.

I only feel one finger in here.

I'm trying not to enjoy this.

oh lord have mercy

You should not be able to be that good, young man.

Do you think you're my mom?

Oh, yeah.

Right? Right?

I shouldn't be thinking about how they're so good at this.

Oh my god.

Bro, your mom's pussy is pierced. Wait,

really?

Mom, your fucking pussy's pierced?

Oh my god. I was wilder in my college days.

So good.

You're doing an actual job. No complaints.

No, that smells so good.

I was just trying to see if there was any resemblance between water and sun

there.

I don't know. I think it came away.

Curiosity, okay? I just called curiosity.

Cool.

Fuck.

I can't believe I came that fast.

You got an idea?

Okay.

What big idea do you have?

Really?

Really?

I did that.

What?

Yeah, what were you doing?

I didn't say anything about... Is that not what we're doing?

Yeah, that's what we're here for. I mean,

I... I guess I should reciprocate.

Anything to spend more time with you boys?

Wow.

Are we doing this?

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

I mean, I kind of want to.

Oh, my God.

Exactly like that.

Bro,

your mom is having a hard time right now. Oh, my God. Yo, shut up. I'm trying

focus. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, your mom's so pissed off.

It actually tastes pretty good.

Oh, wow.

Do you want a nice drink?

Sure, sure.

Why don't you have another?

Yeah.

Nice in advance, maybe?

Um, I really shouldn't comment, but your dad had

that.

Right? I could not be looking at my son's dick right now. No. No.

Focus on yours.

No matter how nice my son's dick is.

Oh, I heard that.

That's what you wanted to hear though.

I don't think they're thinking about their girlfriends anymore.

Do you have girlfriends?

I don't know.

I haven't heard them talk about it once. They don't even miss their phone.

What are you working on?

I'm not good. Then I might just need to put a little bit more effort into this

blowjob.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

I can't believe we're doing this stuff. I'm not gonna lie to you.

Not in a million years.

oh my god

oh my

god

Oh my god, yes, yes, stroke, stroke, stroke.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh, that's pretty miserable.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

What the?

I want to heal you. Dude, I want to heal you all.

I want to talk, I want to talk, I want to talk. Let's go too far. Too far?

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, this was fun and all, but... I mean... That may be a little bit... We

kind of already talked in line like a dick in a mouth ago.

I mean,

I'm down.

We're here.

We can't make it any more awkward.

I mean, I'm fucking excited right now. Oh my gosh, fuck.

You sure

you're not going to regret this later?

Me? What?

Regret? I mean... I just wanted to act before I... Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh shit. It feels so

hot.

What the? Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

I mean, mom, your teeth look so fucking good from this angle.

I guess you really can't help but look from there, can you? No, I can't. I'm

sorry. Fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I need to take this off

Oh, my God.

That pussy is eating his cock.

Yeah, girl.

It's killing me.

It's filling me up.

I really feel like we're bonding right now.

We're bonding.

Oh. Oh, yeah, that was so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes.

Oh my

god, yes.

They were wrecked.

It feels so good.

Oh, damn.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah.

Don't worry.

I'm letting you come back in there.

You just don't pay attention to her.

But I need a better view of this pretty, fuzzy, pretty creature.

I shouldn't be looking at my son's cock.

But the way he's fucking pounding that pussy of yours.

And the way he's gripping it.

Damn Bailey.

You did so good on her.

Wait, really?

Uh -huh.

Thanks, Mom.

You want to be helping out with a little bit of lube? A little bit of lube?

Yeah. You think you can... You want me to spit on it? Yeah, I would love that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, good aim.

I'll spread her open a little.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I don't want any mishap.

I need a taste.

Here, I'll help you.

Oh, my gosh.

God,

you taste so good.

Oh, I'm sorry. Mike, what did I just say about that? I don't know, but I just,

like, I'm trying to hold myself. Can you just put it back in, please?

Okay, just this once.

There.

There. Thanks, Mom.

You're welcome.

You all good over there?

Yeah, we're really good over here.

Just a little mishap.

Nothing too major.

Oh my God.

Again. Maybe you just couldn't look at me long.

Yeah, maybe I should not put my face right there.

Damn, you're really into this.

Oh, my

God.

I know I don't.

You

fucked

me in, Dan. You fucked me in, sir.

You kind of fucked me in. I'm sorry. Yeah, dude, it was all your fault.

I kind

of want to feel you.

Really? After that kiss and seeing you fuck her like that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

What?

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Mom, I'm down a few. Are we making good memories, Mike? Oh my God, we're making

the best memories, Mom.

Oh my God.

Oh, dude, you're negative right now. I trust.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. This is crazy.

Not at all.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

shit. Oh, my God.

Oh,

it's fucking out. Mom's right now.

Oh, yup.

We're hooking our mojo.

What? I

think

I can get in on that pit.

Oh, my God.

Motherfucker.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, that

feels so good.

You should not be that good.

Uh -huh.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

So good, isn't it?

Oh, shit.

Seems like Austin can't hang.

Well, if they're changing position, it's like I should jump into that,

too. Oh, my God.

You guys taste good together.

Fuck, Mom.

Oh, that's even better in this position.

Mm -hmm.

Fuck,

Mom.

Uh -huh. Oh, yeah, fuck, sweetie.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yes

I think your mom likes girls too. I was really well in my

college days.

That is so good baby.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

I could keep fighting and hurting myself, but fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

God, I can see what you guys mean.

She is tight.

Fuck, I'm so tired.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

my

gosh.

Fuck.

It ain't no more.

Holy

God,

mom.

Oh my

god, yes

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You feel even better.

Fuck.

I can't let you do all the work baby.

oh my god mom

you're

so wet

You did that, baby.

He's loving it. He is.

It's so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh,

that

is very hot.

You did that to me.

Oh, that was fun.

Can you do it with me too? I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that.

Oh, it is fun.

Manhandle me.

Oh, I need it.

Wow.

The piercing is really nice on you.

You look so hot like that.

Oh, that's hot.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

That's not a great idea.

Dude, it's not good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

oh my god yes

Oh, my God. Give it to me, Mom.

Give it to me, Mom.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Fuck, baby.

I mean, it feels so good.

I'm going to keep milking that cock.

I'm going to milk that cock.

I'm going to milk that cock for every last drop inside of you.

Oh, shit. Oh, my gosh.

You don't want to frost those cupcakes, but you're going to frost them on the

arch.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay

right there. Stay right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Squeeze out. Squeeze out. Squeeze out.

Dude, do you see this?

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Wait.

Three, two, one.

Happy Mother's Day.

Yeah.

Very happy Mother's Day.

You think that's what they wanted?

Holy shit.

Next year?

Next year, same thing.

Yeah.