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Since I was a little girl, I dreamed impatiently of the future.

A future that would be wonderful,

where I would have the perfect family.

I was going to have a handsome husband.

What did handsome say?

Gorgeous!

The kind that look photoshopped in real life.

And he was also going to be smart and loving.

I was going to two some little daughters, those who are so perfect that

They make other mothers envious.

And I was going to be the best mom,

the best wife and would have the best family.

But the future has that

dirty habit of becoming present.

Alexa, Alexa, for f*#*'s sake.

Sorry, my present is not like my dream.

I need you to do an

analysis of client loss.

We're sinking, and you're there dreaming, how sweet.

Relax, Majo, I already sent it to technical support, they're going to...

compare with the tickets and if

They find a match, they're going to give us the pattern.

Stupid.

What did you tell me?

Oh no, no, no, I didn't tell you, I was talking

to the waitress who almost ruined my bag.

I would never call you Stupid.

You'd better.

I have a line of corporate drones who would do

your job, for half your salary.

So get to work.

Yes!

I hate my job.

I hate my job.

I hate my job.

I don't know if it was clear that I hated my job, but I

I only had one thing on my mind.

When was I going to meet that man?

that he would bring me down the moon and the stars?

Oh, sorry about that, Lucy.

But I hate being a corporate sis, you know?

And what I said about "stupid" was as friends, okay?

My name isn't Lucy, it's Yoli.

I'm not a waitress, I'm a barista, and we're not friends, ok?

It's also worth saying I was a bit insufferable.

No, it's mine.

I've been robbed.

Help.

Stop it.

What's the matter?

How dare you do something like that?

Oh no, my bag, how dare you!

And to a woman?

Do you know what it means?

Oh no, I felt like I was losing you

You're a scoundrel.

What an awful feeling.

Are you OK?

Oh yes, thank you for being so...

Gorgeous!

And a gentleman.

Hey, you look pale.

I imagine it's from the shock.

What a scare!

Nice to meet you, Sebastian.

Sebastian Benavides.

Yeah.

Thanks for the Alexa.

I am a bag.

On the contrary, I'm Alexa.

A pleasure, Alexa.

Ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to be independent.

Not needing anything or anyone, but my two hands.

Regina.

What's up?

Yes or no?

Yes, hell yes, Don Onofre.

I'm going to order my Fitness sign with the Queen.

Drop the cash first, Reginita.

I love you, you're like family,

but family gets charged too.

And Don Onofre meant it.

He once charged his nephew for a

fresh water at the grandfather's funeral

These are my savings from almost my entire life.

I mean, the money from the apartment I sold is here too.

I'm only short about an eighth, but as soon as they give it

to me in three weeks I'll pay you,

And I'm also going to buy all the equipment.

No, well, then you're at a

eighth of that I rent you the place.

How?

Okay, but this is your...

Bastard!

No way!

Catch him!

No way, no way.

Stop, you bastard!

Ashamed of my anger issues? Not at all.

Stealing and getting caught is what's shameful.

Do you know everything I do to get that money?

No no!

You know all the work I do and everything I do, you idiot!

Do you want a woman to beat your ass?

Do you want a woman to beat your ass?

Enough, he got it, beautiful.

And you give back what you stole from him.

Here it is. Out of here, pretty boy!

Here it is, here it is!

That's enough! That's enough!

Are you a hero?

No no.

My hero.

No, no, no.

I was just in the right place at the right time.

It was the destiny.

The photoshopped handsome man had finally arrived

who would give me my perfect daughters if I wanted.

And his name was Sebastian.

It's tough, isn't it?

It's tough, just like everyone else.

Manage fear in different ways.

I am not afraid.

No, no, I meant myself.

I was just afraid you'd beat the the hell out of me.

Nice to meet you.

Eric, Eric López.

Wait, wait.

Regina.

What?! Partners by Accident.

No, karate, karate.

What did you do to me?

But, but...

You bewitched me.

I swear...

I swear this never happens to me with anyone.

No way, you say that to everyone, how much?

No, no, no, no, look.

I swear to you on my grandmother's life.

Because of your grandma?

Yeah.

What's more, I have a really crazy proposal for you.

Are you in or what?

I'm in.

My suggestion is Italy.

As you can see, my princess.

It's the best spa in the country.

It has a wave pool.

It has about 18 thermal pools, with different temperatures.

Well, I already went to El Rollo.

Italy.

I don't know, I'm more of a Team France guy.

Great, my love

Shall we go to Paris?

¡I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!

Let's go!

No, wait, wait.

Yeah.

I have something for you.

Earrings!

They are beautiful.

Tada!

Is it cool?

What?

For that?

Yes.

You don't know how long it takes.

You'll find something unique for you.

I love them.

Thank you.

Wait, wait.

Yeah.

I don't want you to feel pressured.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

I don't feel pressured.

No.

No, no, but for me it's very

It's important not to disrespect you.

You're not disrespecting me.

Did you bring condoms?

Always.

Today, today, for you.

Honey, do you know something?

Yes

I want everything with you.

I want to travel the world, grow together.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

It's because I love you.

I love you too.

Oh no, I don't love you.

Zero, I love you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, chubby.

No, no, no, no, no.

That I don't love you.

No, no, no, no, that...

I love the moment.

Of being here.

Me too.

Yes, I'm loving it.

Me too.

Me too.

Hello.

Hello my love.

My love, oh my.

She's beautiful.

I'm happy, my love.

Yes, wait for me, please.

Thanks my love.

Can you imagine the surprise I have for you?

No, what.

Guess?

Eh... ok.

Did you buy me a gift?

Oh, it's better than a gift.

Better?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I resigned.

No way.

Sorry.

No, what... was that I was worried.

Are you OK.

Of course I'm fine.

I resigned.

You should have seen the look on my boss's face when I told

her that could he keep my compensation for

where even the laser doesn't burn the hairs?

Oh, my love, I always dreamed of this day.

Ah, that... that money...

You were coming.

My love, I didn't like that job.

In addition, I am a public relations professional.

public, not a data analyst.

I have some savings and you're doing great.

And now that we're going to look for our house together,

I want to dedicate all my time to you.

Chubby.

I have a huge problem.

What happened?

Do you remember talking to the investors I told you about?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I had to make the money transfers to them today.

What do you think?

Well, they blocked my account.

No way!

Damn it

Did you call the bank?

Yeah.

I've already done everything, right?

They told me that the only way

It's about going in person and unblocking it.

Yes, and you're going to fix it.

Gordita, can I ask you a favor?

Sure, whichever one you want.

Oh, of course, my love.

Do you think you could lend the money?

How much are we talking about?

800,000 pesos.

That?

I know it sounds crazy, but it's actually nonsense.

Because it's about landing in Spain, go to the bank, and unblocking the account.

I'll make the transfer right away.

In short, it's absolutely nonsense.

I don't have that amount of money.

These are my life savings, right?

I sold my apartment, I want to pay for the place, buy the

equipment, I mean, I can't, it's my money.

No, no, no, no, no, it's fine, yes, of course, no.

No, don't worry.

I'll think about who to ask.

No, no, no, no, no, it's not your problem.

Besides, what if you're a scammer?

Why not?

I suggest you take my card.

So, anything you might need on your trip will be there for you.

You can rest easy, yes, my love.

No, of course.

Of course, yes, yes, yes.

The only question is, do you think I could stay overnight?

I say this because you live closer to the airport.

Yeah.

But you would do this for me.

My love, what wouldn't I do for you?

I love you.

Mmm.

What's up, Kawi?

What's up, dude?

Why that face?

Has your boyfriend left yet?

Yes, he left a while ago, he left

to Honduras, to who knows what the hell.

Sit down, dude, you're not going to like this.

Sit down.

What's up, dude? What happened, dude?

Is she your new girlfriend, or what?

No, dude, it's Oli, my friend, from

feminist union, the one that works at the nice coffee.

What the hell do I care?

I don't understand?

No.

Isn't that Eric with another girl?

No way, yeah.

If it is.

When was this from?

From yesterday.

How do you know?

Oli told me.

Was it?

No way, dude.

No way, dude.

No way, dude.

Son of a bitch!

Yeah.

Damn, my money.

My money.

My money.

My money, dude.

My money.

What money, dude?

What money!

My money!

My money!

My Savings!

No, no way, they're not there.

Holy shit!

¡No!

Tell me it's not true!

It isn't true!

Tell me again that it's not true!

Dude, no way!

Holy shit!

I had it all planned out!

Dude, dude, dude.

Oh man, your spirulina dammit smells like this, no way!

No, it's not spirulina.

It's bile.

Hey, can you imagine if, besides

robbing you, he had left you pregnant.

No.

Not like you think?

No no.

While Regina's life was falling apart, I was reading

cultural things and such, without having any idea that my

Prince Charming turned out to be a...

Well, he's an idiot.

I can't think of any more metaphors or fairy tales.

Open up, bitch.

So you're Eric's lover.

And that's how I met Regina, thanks to this jerk.

And our first impression was...

Was what?

Go on, say it, preppy girl, say it

Regina, if we're going to narrate together

You have to respect the turns.

Okay, go ahead.

Sorry, I don't know any Eric.

Oh, no?

He told you he had a girlfriend.

Did he tell you he stole all my savings or are you accomplices?

This is my friend's boyfriend.

And you're kissing him.

There it is.

¡Sorry!

Not even in your dreams!

This is Sebastián Benavides, my boyfriend.

This is Eric López, my boyfriend, okay?

And on top of everything, he left me.

The idiot got pregnant, what a son of a bitch!

So you tell me where it is.

Or I'll kick your ass, you bitch!

Let's see, let's see!

Please!

Not even on drugs!

That imbecile and all that vulgar way you talk to me

You express that you would go out with a woman like that.

Like you?

I'm not a person of tact,

but Alexa is insufferable, man.

Hey, I prefer a bit picky.

Wait for your turn.

Oh!

You only had three drops.

Yes, because I had already finished it all, but you made

me defend myself with my Chanel and that is not funny.

I'm going to beat the shit out of you!

Don't let them throw you in jail again!

I'm not going to do you any favors anymore, dude.

What?

No, what's wrong with the blonde?

Ms. Alexa, we have your results.

You only have symptoms of exhaustion that were aggravated by

your pregnancy, but everything is in order.

The analysis are...

What are you saying? Am I pregnant?

Yes, excuse me, I asume you already knew.

Okay, check it again, check it again.

I am pregnant?

Yes, 100%.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

I am pregnant!

Oh, I'm pregnant!

Congratulations!

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, this is a very happy moment!

Oh, I'm pregnant!

I can't!

No way, I can't believe that I'm going to

be so much time in Prohibition.

Can I drink for you?

No way, dude, my savings, man, my savings.

My money.

I went so long without spending anything to have

savings and I have nothing left, dude.

Do I need something to make me feel good?

That it gives me peace, that it gives me life, I don't know.

Yeah.

Come with me to the gym.

To lift weight to release all my damn anger, my fury.

And then, to the tostadas of Don

Toño, to have a ceviche with a lot.

Dude, you can't eat ceviche.

Why?

And definitely no weightlifting, dude.

What?

How can a lesbian

knows more about pregnant women than you, man?

Because I didn't want to be there.

pregnant, yes, it wasn't on my radar.

Well it's going to have to be on your radar, because that thing

It's going to grow in there, dude.

It's going to ruin your boobs, and they're going to

I'll be with you 24/7, and you won't have abs anymore.

Can you please be quiet?

No.

No, dude.

Dude.

And if you talk to your mom, ask her to help you.

No way.

I barely remember that lady.

Do you know what it's like to arrive at your

home and find the living room on fire?

Just because.

She fell asleep, with a

cigarette in the mouth, I know, dude.

Or that he put the soup in the microwave, with everything.

With the tin can included, all the light bulbs then burned out.

They went to hell.

Yes, you've told me that a ton of times.

But you don't know what he's up to right now.

I'm not interested.

Ok.

You, dude, by the accounts that

We did it, abortion is no longer an option, dude.

But you can always do like me.

cousin Doris and give it up for adoption.

No way Doris is super dumb, and she fell in love with her student.

So what, man, don't mess around.

No way. No way.

No, no, no, no, no, oh my god, this can't be happening.

Seriously, Alexa, how cynical, how dare you ask me

A meeting after the way you quit on me?

Oh, Majo, seriously, did you really think I quit on you?

You told me you hated working here.

No, no tell me a

I understand, I love my job, I love analyzing data.

In fact, I'm wearing the company's t-shirt over it.

Obviously not right now, but you know what I mean.

You told me to shove your compensation where the sun don't shine.

and the laser doesn't burn my hairs.

Majo, I don't know where the laser burns your hairs.

Furthermore, I don't know if you use laser.

Or do you prefer to wax?

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, what did I think?

Dude, what are you doing with that plant?

You've been there for about three hours.

Where are you going to put it or what?

Let me breath!

I don't know where to put it, and I don't know if I'll

be able to carry it tomorrow I'll be like a cow.

Oh my god, you invited again!

all your damn union friends, hippies

with armpit hair, damn it.

Man, calm down.

Alexa Hernandez.

His fucking mother.

The other day you threw three drops of coffee at me, I asked

The waitress gave me your address and here I am,

I open my agenda to talk to you, tell me how I can help you.

Oh, how kind of you.

Do you have the money Eric stole from me?

Do you know where Eric is?

No, and that's precisely why...

Then go fuck your self, blondie.

Honey, let her in, she can help you find Eric.

No way, can't you see the look of loss on his face?

Nooo, that bitch lives in Narnia, what are you talking about?

Oh, well, Don Onofre, I was about to call you.

What happened?

NO... I want you to

She has to listen to me.

Yes, I know.

Regina, it's great that you have common sense.

Okay, Mr. Onofre, I'll be there in a little while.

Regina.

Just wait a moment,

Please, and we'll talk in person.

I would like you and me to talk, even if it's just for five

minutes. What am I invisible, why you ignore me?

Hey, how are you doing...?

Don't touch me, no.

That can't be right, how rude.

Oh.

But why not, Don Onofre, at the end of the month, I swear.

Reginita, I don't pay for my medicine with swearing, honey.

Tell me once and for all if you do or don't have the cash, if not I'll

pass it to the chicken guy and he does have it

What do you mean to the chicken guy, Don Onofre?

I mean, here it has to be fitness with the queen.

And if my dad, did he become

Legendary here with golden gloves?

The Golden Gloves, I really admired your dad.

And then?

He was the pride of the neighborhood.

But this place has been abandoned for a long time and I can't leave it like this.

Alexa Hernandez, public relations, delighted.

Sir, you're saying you're going to convert this place

legendary in a miserable chicken shop.

If my client gives it to her, she could be a

lucrative business promoting the return of fitness

that gave him the golden gloves for our neighborhood.

And on top of everything, commanded

by a woman who wants to continue her legacy.

Legendary, business, you say,

No way, where do you get so much bullshit.

I am a public relations professional,

making bullshit is my specialty.

¿Ok?

And I don't know how that sounded, but

You know exactly what I mean.

Yeah.

I quit my job because of Sebastian,

Then he left me, stole all my savings, and I even had to

ask my dad for a loan to pay the rent.

Oh, you poor thing.

I even had to ask my dad for money to pay the rent.

No way, at least you have a dad, dude.

Oh, Regis, please.

Don't you realize that this guy played both of us?

You deserve it.

I'm pregnant too.

You have five minutes.

What's your plan?

No plan, none.

Yet.

I just know that I want to find it, just like you.

And by joining forces we'll find it faster.

Two things.

One of them is not called Sebas, his name is Eric.

Second.

Man I don't like you, I don't get a good vibe.

Nor you to me.

We just have to be

partners, while we get hold of him.

Deal.

Deal.

Welcome.

No wonder your dad has to pay your rent.

It's this guy, right?

Sebas forgot about it.

Eric.

Sebas.

His name is Sebastian.

Maybe he lie to me about that either.

Eric López, all his photos

They are stolen from social media.

There are no clues.

It's almost impossible to find it.

Ok.

Okay, focus.

The last we heard of him was that he went to Spain.

He had to settle things with his partner.

No, he didn't go to Spain, he went to Honduras.

He went to Spain, which is where his account was blocked.

No, no, no, no.

His account was blocked in Honduras.

No, that's where he has his businesses.

He went to Honduras.

To Spain.

Spain, it was Spain, it was Spain, Spain, Spain.

Honduras, Honduras, Honduras.

Spain, Spain!

Wait, listen to us.

They are clearly not in Spain, nor in Honduras.

Just as his name is neither Eric nor Sebastian.

This guy is a fucking liar and a thief.

It seemed like we were lost.

And that the bastard Eric was going to get away from us.

Sebas

Or whatever it's called

Where I put that?

It says something on the back

Yes, I know him

But he hasn't come in years.

What did they say his name was?

Sebastian.

Eric.

Look, father, this guy deceived both of us.

He stole our money.

And on top of everything, he got us pregnant.

And at the same time.

At the same time.

Sinners?

Oh, father, yes, it was the same one.

time, but each one on their own way.

Which way?

So, what do you think?

Me from behind and her from the front.

Oh, Father, if only...

No, don't leave us helpless

Please don't leave.

Too bad.

You made a double entendre to the little priest.

Oh, he got it.

Well, we tried.

Good luck in your life, good luck in your

pregnancy and here things have ended.

And everyone leaves...

Wait.

He's the guy who robbed me the day I met Sebastian.

Pickpocket!

No way, me too, dude!

Seriously, no, no!

Oh, be careful, it's dangerous!

What's wrong with you?

What' is wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

Damn crazy old woman

You're crazy, kissing in the middle of the street!

I told you that if I saw you I was going to beat the shit out of you, you bastard!

Disgusting!

Oh man it wasn't that big a deal!

Sorry.

Let's see now,

That?

Who's going to beat whose ass who?

Oh, my eyes!

Oh, my... oh man!

Are you OK!

I didn't do anything to him!

It was all Roy's fault!

¡Roy?

Tell us everything you know!

Or we're going to hand you over with the

Police, they're going to take you to jail.

¡Trust me!

You won't have enough to pay in the privileged area.

Yes, trust me!

Look, Roy and I grew up together in this neighborhood.

He and I were comrades, like compadres.

Just that well, since the guy thinks

he's very handsome, since he already thinks he's the shit.

This is he says to me, what's up?

Are you in?

I tell him, I pull, until he says push.

And then he tells me, I'll bring the milk.

And I say, what happened?

And I already went for the jocoque, I have the door open.

Dad, are you going to pass it to him or not?

Do you understand him?

Give me a moment

Reicito, this is your space.

When I'm at the point, I'm just waiting for you.

For what?

Attack, godfather!

Wait let's pepperspray him again.

Let's see, let's see.

I'm going to tell myself the truth.

Roy calls me from time to time

to offer me some odd jobs.

And that way I can earn a little money.

So,

I steal purses from girls, like you.

Girls?

Well, how many more are there?

I've lost count.

Yes, he's my ex-boyfriend Genaro, the kleptomaniac.

He told me he was going to pay for my entire degree and then

he took the money my parents lent me to come to the city.

Peter, he is a scammer of women.

Worse than the one in Tinder.

Damn Peter, dude.

I lent him my penthouse for months.

He left it in terrible shape and worse.

He let my fish die.

I tried to investigate, but since I gave him the money

voluntarily prove anything.

Hello, Tajrimata, te optimato un poapéctis, chins.

It must have been horrible, it sounds very strange.

Use a translator to better understand it.

He stole my money; I didn't lend him a single penny.

And I somehow gave it to him

voluntarily because I gave him my card.

With me he was Sebastian.

With me, it was Eric.

Where is he? Do you know?

I'll order sushi.

Maybe a Sandwich, but...

Or what?

Yes, he scammed you and stole your money.

From you and others... well, others also. 17 more.

I had no idea.

Do you know where it is, where we can find him?

Well, more or less every two months he

asks to borrow my house here in Mexico.

The truth is that I hardly ever use it.

But, well, the truth is that he's at home right now.

And I'm going to tell him immediately to leave.

No, no, no, no.

It's best not to say anything to him.

We have it right where we want him.

Yeah.

Don't tell him anything.

Here it is.

That's Sebastian's car.

Let's review the plan.

Yes, we go in and beat the shit out of him.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We entered discreetly with the

mission to find one of his hairs.

Whether it's in pillows his underwear, the drain.

Disgusting

Oh Regina, no way, we were just hooking up a few months ago.

No, no, no, no.

I was sleeping with Eric, my bastard boyfriend.

This is Roy the lying scammer.

Fish killer.

Good point.

But don't get distracted.

We need to find one of his hairs so we can check.

who is the father of our babies and

That way we'll have him cornered.

Aha.

And when we have him cornered,

We beat the shit out of him to get the anger out.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, look, that's enough.

Let's do the Preppy Girl's plan.

Thank you.

You're even dressed in pink

Ok, but I bring this for any eighteen

Eighteen

What is eighteen?

Ah, you're very naive.

Okay, get off.

Get out, I'll explain it to you in a moment.

Ah, thanks for the invitation, dude, I really needed this.

Yes, me too.

Now that was a really tough job.

Double shifting is tough.

I got a really tough one.

Damn, what a body!

but the temperament like a wrestler daughter

What, dude?

I thought you only picked up preppies.

No way Moncho in work one never discriminates.

She had her good little stash, even more than the preppy one.

Two, eight, seven, one, six, five.

Move.

With balls, dude.

What are you doing, dude?

SWAT signs like in the movies.

No way, just when I think

you've got common sense, bam I regret it.

Okay, you critical girl, how would you say I'm doing?

over there and you're going over there?

Well, like that.

Let's go.

Damn, dude.

Yes, here we are.

Let's see, let's see.

Yes, yes.

What a disgusting person.

I can't keep doing this for the rest of my life.

I like the good life, but...

High risk and low reward.

I know a Cryptobroker

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no way.

I know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to do a job, a good one, and that's it.

That'll get me out of all my financial troubles.

So tell me, dude?

Let's say...

Is it time to... to settle down?

Just for a few hours.

What, dude?

Oh, you gossipy bastard!

Holy shit!

There must be some hair here, or a hair.

It just can't be.

Seriously, his hair isn't falling out.

An adult magazine!

Disgusting!

This will help me.

The spoon.

No.

More adult stuff.

Ugh, how disgusting!

I dated a teenager in the 90s.

¡Wow, The Holi!

Oh, Nadia.

Gorgeous!

Marital law.

Obligations and rights of marriage in Mexico.

But if you're the most irresponsible, you bastard.

Oh!

My dream has always been to get married

This is the good one.

Did you know?

I'm going to throw you a bachelor party

And I'm going to take the wrestlers daughter with me.

I'd rather die, so shut up, snout.

He's going to beat the shit out of you, dude.

This is the moment where things would have been less

complicated if Regina knew how to control her emotions.

This big-booty girl, I think she injects like glue.

That's how I wanted to find you, asshole.

Regina.

Is that why you stole my money?

My savings to be here being a lazy bum?

No, no, no, no, she is not a westler's daughter, she is the

daughter of Gonzalez little fists, dude.

Love, how are you?

I was just about to call you.

Don't tell me, you idiot.

Give me back the money you stole from me.

I didn't steal anything from you, okay?

I mean, I borrowed it, but it's no big deal.

Is there no problem, chubby?

Chubby? Chubby you will make me, asshole face.

Calm down, calm down.

I'll call you right now...

Wait, wait.

Calm down, what do you mean you will be chubby, you look fantastic.

Yes, yes, I look fantastic, but I am also pregnant.

No way, that's impossible.

I mean, I always use a condom, or not, you bastard.

Sure, dude.

Yeah?

Well, your condoms are just as lame as you and your

fucking preppy girl face that nobody believes.

Because you also got pregnant, Alexa.

Alexa, come here.

Wait, Alexa, come here.

Yeah?

Is she pregnant?

Yeah.

No, it can't be, I swear with this bastard, he's the one who

buys me the condoms or no, man.

Sure, I bought it at the checkout, months ago, they're

ultra sensitive, I mean, wait a minute, dude.

The one I told you not to buy.

Wow, it sounded like champagne sex, dude.

What did you want me to say?

No, no, no, you had to be in

the refrigerator, those, dude.

You had to put them in the refrigerator and you

didn't, don't you read the instructions or what.

No, of course, we're going to talk to you.

Sebastian

I mean, Roy.

Come here.

Wait a minute.

Let me go, you stupid bitch!

I'm pregnant, you idiot

¡Alexa!

¡Alexa!

¡Alexa!

Take it easy

Alexa, you're okay!

¡Alexa!

Your pulse!

I am Sorry but I just close the rent deal with the chicken farm owner

Relatives of Alexa Hernández?

Oh, no way.

Are you related to Alexa Hernandez?

It's me.

She's my sister.

Sister?

Half-sister

Your half-sister is stable.

But I believe her fainting spells are due to stress.

chronic that cannot be suffered again, may suffer

bleeding or even losing the baby.

Excuse me.

Ok.

You don't know if her sister lives with her son's father.

The following week, if she

She needs help and she can't be alone.

Ok.

May I come in?

Mmm-hmm.

Hmm...

Hey, I wanted to apologize for losing control and

Tell this idiot you're pregnant.

Alright.

What did hurt me was that

He wouldn't give a damn about finding out.

The good thing is that I was able to pull out all his hair.

So, the root word works for paternity, right?

And?

That test takes weeks to be delivered.

He's escaped again, we're back to square one.

I know.

I didn't know that, that it took so long to come out.

I thought that's how you grabbed it

You just put your hair in the machine and that's it...

And I did fall in love with Sebastian.

Ruy.

And that's why,

I need to get it out of my system.

I need to erase the cassette.

What, we're not going to look for him anymore?

No, I don't want him to know anything about it.

I don't want them to ever find me.

Imagine that he comes to when he's old

He looks for my daughter and asks her for all her money.

No, but forget about the money.

The kidneys, now that's dangerous.

Serious stuff, how awful.

And how do you know it's a girl?

Well, my maternal instinct.

Don't you feel yours yet?

Well...

You told me you didn't want your mom to come and take care of you.

So...

If you have to leave, go, really go.

Look, I'm fine.

And in a little bit comes...

a friend.

What time?

In a little while.

In a little while, what time?

Right now.

You don't have a friend, do you?

Aren't you hungry?

Oh, yes.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Shall I make you something to eat?

I can go into your fridge and see what I can do.

I cook well.

I'm going to stay here overnight until

someone come and take over.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yes, obviously, I'm going to give you a divine skincare treatment.

Okay, and while you're giving me the divine skincare

treatment, we can plan how to get rid of this idiot too.

Which?

No, better.

That's all, just worry about cooking something delicious

and then from a snail slime face mask.

Wow, it erases all expression lines.

Ok.

Take this, don't throw up on me.

Welcome.

What's happening?

No, no, no, no.

Sorry.

Your baby hates your fitness food, dude.

What can I say?

This is your side and this is mine.

Oh, we fit perfectly.

I'm never going to find a job again.

Well, I think your baby...

You ruin everything, what can I say?

You can't be stressed, okay?

Yes.

You should focus on your books instead.

These maternity things and all that nonsense.

How have you been?

GOOD

They are pirates

Oh, damn Roy.

At this stage, the mother begins to

feel and notice your baby's movements.

I'm dying to.

Dude, that's weird to see something moving in there.

Paternity DNA test/

What are you looking at?

Nothing, I received the email with the paternity report.

Has it really been that long?

But yes, oh man look at our bellies.

And you?

Did you see the email?

Let's go to sleep.

Please

I'm sleepy.

I'm not sleepy, it's early.

Oh, the pout.

Okay, let's go.

I mean, we don't have to go to bed

at the same time every day.

Oh, it's cooler.

Okay, then.

Turn off the light.

Oh no, shot the bathroom.

No, I already beat you.

Love.

Sebas.

I mean,

Roy, what are you doing here?

How did you get into my house?

What are you saying?

I've always been here, always.

You're a liar.

The earrings you gave me.

Love,

Are you confused?

Are you sure it's hormones?

Because what I want most is to be with you.

And look,

You look beautiful with this little bump.

I love you.

I love you.

No.

My love, my love, I love you.

You are the most important thing to me.

Alexa, no way.

That?

What's up, dude?

Like what?

Are you putting your hand inside my underwear?

Oh?

It was you.

Of course it was me, dude.

I swear I only like men.

Ssh,

It was the hormones.

Please don't mention it again.

OK.

I'm coming

Who?

When were you supposed to tell me you were pregnant?

Who says pregnant, no way?

Dude!

My mom!

Dude, they can't find out you live here!

Don't even...don't tell him that Sebastian dumped me.

Because, his coat.

What's happening?

That...?

What's up?

¡Regina!

Stop eating and come help me!

Yes, I'm going...

Conchi Cuevas passed on the gossip to me.

He told me he saw you leaving a perinatal course.

Oh, that's exactly where I met Regina.

No, you and I met at the cafe.

¡Oh, wow!

After the course we went to the cafe.

Yeah.

By the way, Mom Sebas sent me a

A message that's dying to meet you.

Oh, look, well, thank you.

And since you mention it, do you know if it's already...

He was able to sort out his issue at the bank.

You know, your dad keeps asking me.

How much longer does he have to keep giving you money?

I meant supporting.

I don't know what's up with Spain. Ma

It's taking them years.

Well, look, I hope that the

Things with your husband are going well.

Sorry.

Ah, the reflux.

Yes, she has terrible reflux, and it's with the pregnancy.

Right?

I am fine with my husband.

Thank you.

You guys don't go around asking for money, do you?

We're doing very well.

Excellent.

Bye Mom!

Dude, don't you feel like lying to her?

Your mom causes you more stress!

That?

Oh no, the stew.

I don't like it when you're like this.

If it will make you feel better, I'll...

I don't even know where my mom is.

He'll never know I'm pregnant.

In fact, I don't want to be a mom because of her.

Don't say that.

He is listening to you.

Alexa, why are you crying?

Because?

I've had such a great time with you these past few weeks.

If not, damn it, you even put your hand inside me.

You said you weren't going to mention that to him again.

Ah, yes, that's right.

And I'm talking like friends.

But seeing my mom was like a reality check.

Although I know I have to take care of myself.

Well, I can't keep doing this

dumb with the theme of Sebas.

I used to love him and now I hate him because he doesn't even exist.

And that's not what worries me the most.

It overwhelms me.

Oh, what a fall in love with an idiot.

What did he get pregnant to steal all my money and now

who's going to want to hire

a woman like that, pregnant and not.

Okay, stop, I have to tell you something.

That?

I have melasma.

No, dude, something else.

So?

Look, all this time I haven't stopped thinking about how

to find this son of a bitch...

Mother.

Yes, I was visiting that parish.

The one with the little father who doesn't know where we got pregnant?

That's the one.

And I suspected that the thief goes to confess every time

He was doing a little job for Roy.

It was a gamble that cost me a few weeks.

No wonder it took you so long to go to the supermarket.

Yes, I'm sorry.

The fact is, the thief is back.

The very idiot brought a cap dark glasses and face mask.

As if she had surgery

plastic, but obviously they're not fooling me.

Regina you digresses.

Well, the joke is that I got the address from the

home of our beloved ex-boyfriend in common.

And there he lives, the complete idiot, in a top-notch hotel.

And if the bastard is climbing the social ladder.

Now I hate him even more, huh?

Me too.

This place seems familiar, but I can't place it.

Hey, how did you manage to get the info out of the thief?

I beat the shit out of him.

Oh, what an idol.

Yeah?

Yeah.

One day you'll have to teach me how to be like that.

No.

Well, when I was little, my

Dad told me, you have to learn to defend yourself.

Then he would put me in the ring.

Holy shit!

Hey, you bastard, I'm telling you my

story so you know why I'm so aggressive.

It's very interesting.

Tell me about it another day.

Look!

Nadia Letrán, dude.

Who?

What do you mean, who is Nadia Letrán?

Leticia Letrán's daughter, the

Mexico's most important businesswoman.

Of course!

This is not a hotel.

This is the Letrán grandparents' house, which by the way

They died recently in a true tragedy.

All of Mexico is in mourning; the helicopter that was coming from Puebla...

There were many people who fell and died.

Alexa, you digress!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, and now it turns out Roy lives in

He lives in this mansion

and is with the richest woman in Mexico.

¿Rich?

No, she isn't hot, she has no shape, look at her body

Money!

Oh!

His family is the richest in all

Latin America and plans to marry her.

Why, dude?

No, calm down, calm down.

Alexa, you'll cry later!

How are you?

Excuse me, the hormones are talking?

I just remembered that I found something at Sabrina's house

I found some books in this rat's room about law

civil, marriage laws.

Well, he was reading to them

because he wants to be more cultured.

He does want to marry her, right?

Oh, you son of a bitch.

Ya se van.

We have to stop them, show them the paternity test.

also to Nadia to kill two birds with one stone.

What do we do?

Well we cross from here and in an elegant way to call out.

I'm not elegant, dude.

Well you join with me so that way...

And somehow...

No way.

If you don't like them, tough luck.

No way.

Are they them?

Affirmative, sir.

What's happening?

Yes, indeed, official.

These are my stalkers.

And be careful, they are dangerous.

Your mom's dangerous, you bastard.

Above all, it is.

They are the ones in the video.

¿Video?

Which video?

Which video?

The security video from my friend Sabrina's house, where

It's clear you're chasing me with a bat, trying to...

kill me while you, clearly drugged, are falling down

over there vomiting while I try to help her.

Did you throw it?

What are you taking about?

No, no, sorry.

That's not what either I or I saw.

neither the officer, nor my friend Sabrina.

Officer, please listen to me.

Sabrina is a witness that this

This man is a scammer of women.

The officer can take them.

No, please, please.

We have the evidence here that determines it.

What is the father of our children?

What are they going to say?

That at the same time.

No, they have no limits, really.

Even if that were the case.

That's not an official crime.

What is a crime is attacking me, trying to kill me.

Officer, please, I feel in danger.

What is a lie?

Endangered?

Oh, no!

Run!

Oh, no!

The easy way.

Who are you?

This is a nightmare.

No, don't worry, please.

Can't!

He's a bastard!

Liar!

Don't cry, Alexa, please.

Breathe as the doctor tells you.

You can't get stressed.

No!

Wait

Officer.

Come, come.

Thank you so much.

Careful, my dress!

Inhale!

Inhale, please!

Oh, no!

As soon as we get out of the station this bastard, will see?

No, he won't see anything.

What?

That's it.

He already won.

Alright?

Deal with it.

But you said that...

Enough, Regina!

It just is!

We shouldn't have looked for him again.

It was a mistake.

Let's see, Alexa,

Don't be a coward!

No.

No.

There is a huge difference between

to be a coward and to be a fool.

Who are you calling stupid, dude?

If it suits you.

And don't call me a dude.

Well, I'll tell you however I want.

Take that, huh?

Dude, dude.

Hey dude!

Goodbye, dude!

How are you, dude?

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Keep it quiet backthere!

As soon as we get to the station, I'm going to

tell my daddy to come get us.

No, thanks.

I don't need your daddy.

Nor to anyone.

I'm fine.

Of course.

Because you don't need anyone.

Bitch.

Bitch?

And you?

Do you need a husband?

Imagine your perfect life that doesn't exist?

Because I don't know if you know, but

You became a mother by accident.

You are alone.

And you don't even know if it's a boy or a girl.

If you know, if you've thought about it,

You don't have mom superpowers.

And now tell me who's stupid.

The one who lent the money or the one who had it stolen.

And you lent it out.

Forgive me, I lost control.

No, you have no control.

You don't have.

And you also know that you don't have one.

You lack independence.

You lack stability.

You're practically penniless now that they've been kicked out.

You and Kawi, for not paying rent.

And you also know that you don't have one.

You don't have the location of the legendary golden gloves.

Looser.

Both of them should be quiet.

I knew you'd be here.

Leave me alone.

No.

Okay, stay.

Why are we staying, dude?

We should be looking for a new home.

The girls from the feminist union need

the room where we are staying.

Besides, all you do is come here to feel sorry for your self

Well, then let me grieve in peace.

Why does this botter you?

You're not a place.

I thought I could do it, okay?

And my dad...

What about your dad, dude?

Sorry, dude, but your dad died a long time ago.

Oh no, dude.

No, I already feel much better.

Thanks a million.

Yeah, what a shitty thing that your mom abandoned them.

And yes, what a pride that your dad

raise you alone and more in that time.

But it's not your fault you had that mom.

And you don't owe anything to anyone, dude.

You have to live your life.

Right, I have to live my life.

I saw about... putting the baby up for adoption.

Ok.

Dude, I don't want to be a mom.

I wasn't born to be a mom.

I Can't.

Thank you for your support.

Yeah.

I know.

Oh, no.

Who is it?

It's your mom.

Hi, Mom.

Oh, your belly is so big!

What happened?

What do you need?

That's how you receive your mom?

Oh really?

Seriously, I'm not in the mood, Mom.

No, I already realized you're not in the mood.

You don't answer my messages, you don't call me.

You're about to have my grandson and you don't tell me anything.

The thing is, Sebas and I have been very busy.

My love.

Yes Mom.

You know I'm not stupid, right?

It's obvious that Sebastian isn't with you.

A mother always knows.

So, you did know why you didn't tell me anything?

Because I wanted to give you the opportunity to

that you tell me in your own time.

That is the true!

Sebas is not with me.

His name isn't even Sebastian.

He's a scammer who stole my

money and he left me with this gift.

Oh, my love.

Well, but it's the gift you wanted, right?

Yes, yes, of course.

I dreamed of being a single mom.

With living this whole process

alone is a dream come true.

But you always wanted to have a family.

But I don't have a family, Mom.

My love, you can count on me.

My generation wasn't

taught how to love.

They only taught us to worry.

But I try.

Besides, you're going to need me.

My grandson is on the way.

Granddaughter.

Maternal instinct?

Don't feel alone, please.

Your friend is there too, right?

The pregnant woman, the rude one.

Regina.

She.

No.

In fact, she's not my friend anymore.

He just stayed to help me.

take care of me while I recovered.

Oh, no.

No, then, you are entirely

right, no, how is she going to be your friend?

Oh, Alexa.

That's exactly what family is.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Okay, don't judge me.

It's not what it seems.

Let's go, Nacho, another round just like this.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Sparkling water shots.

What do you want, Alexa?

Besides coming to ruin my psychological alcohol intake.

Can we talk?

You have five minutes.

I want to ask for your forgiveness.

Oh, what else?

And tell you that, although I was late in realizing it, you

You became a very

special for me during these months.

I miss you a lot.

I miss you a lot too.

And all this time alone without you, with this little girl.

Is it a girl?

Yes, it's a girl.

Your maternal instinct finally awakened.

No, dude.

He was a gynecologist and he told me the sex.

¡Oh, Alexa!

I'm going to give her up for adoption.

And I ask you not to tell me anything, okay?

Friends don't judge each other.

No, I wasn't going to judge you.

But you just told me, friend, and

You won't be able to withdraw that, though, okay?

I will never withdraw it.

Give me a hug, I miss you so much.

Oh, better on my side.

Oh man, I'm about to explode, dude, I'm huge.

Yes, yes, yes, we are.

That's precisely why we have to hurry.

Hurry up?

Why?

We can't become mothers and save

Nadia from Roy at the same time.

You have to think of all the

women who were victims of Roy.

In Carla, who stole all his savings for his studies.

Sabrina, by now she must have the

green ears with those filthy, pirate earrings.

Oh, you...

Hey, Wait a moment!

He let the fish die.

And that is truly heartless.

Correct!

Tell me you have a plan now.

Now I have a plan.

But we need a volunteer.

Nadia's wedding to her idiot fiancé Roy is happening soon.

At the Letrán grandparents' house.

Where he has been living.

But you and me could be recognized by your bodyguards.

Yes, the two were no different.

No, no, no.

If refined people laugh like...

You look like a dog standing still.

Come on, bring your boobs together.

She's already a real slut.

Kawis ceases to exist.

I need it to look fashionable.

As their new identity.

The mega fashion critic.

Miranda Lumière.

That's what his 70s prostitute looks like.

Yes, or no, dude.

I lack lifetimes to educate you, seriously?

Next.

What's that!

What's that!

What's that!

Ah, they are my opossums.

Okay, sorry, girls.

This is to overthrow the heteropatriarchy.

That he doesn't have a single hair left, not one.

And it can't be with a razor.

They don't look good anyway, I mean, just forget about it.

Okay, make up your minds, alright?

This is going to be tough, huh?

The hardest thing to have convinced that it is the most

What a spectacular feat this idiot has accomplished.

To Madame, Leticia Letrán the Queen.

Aaaaah!

Calm

Aaaaah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

And this

This is our last chance.

to stop that two-legged rat.

So?

How do I look?

Unmentionable, dude.

Perfect.

Just like I always dreamed.

What the fuck.

That's right, bitch!

International Businessman.

Thousands of university degrees.

Huh?

No.

Sub-Olympic Champion.

No way, dude!

What says here?

And why don't I go any closer to this Mrs. Leticia?

And do I tell him what kind of bastard Roy is?

No, because if we want them to see who he is really

they have to see it with their own eyes.

Then I can question Roy about his

sub-Olympic achievements in front of his girlfriend.

No, no, no, yes.

It's not going to work.

No, no, no.

Why can't you tell a liar a lie?

Why would he respond with more lies?

What I do?

Well, yes, wait, even I don't understand.

What do I do? Then.

How are we going to handle this mess?

How do I break it?

Telling an even bigger lie!

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Yeah.

I'm very fast-paced and this girl keeps bothering me.

Okay, so I can be more at ease, please,

Kawi, I need to hear you say your name.

Miranda Lumiére.

Oh, shit.

No.

What?

Yes, it was Miranda Lumiére, wasn't it?

No, no, no, no, it's...

I am Miranda Lumiére.

But understand.

Lumiére.

Say, say, I am Miranda Lumiére.

No, no, Lumiére.

Bueno, Lumiére, Lumiére.

But, but, look, the hand has to be subtle.

Miranda Lumiére.

Are you ready?

No.

Are you OK?

Yes I'm fine.

Holy shit!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Our entire plan is in the hands of

Claudia, I don't know how good this will be.

Man, no, no, no, no, Kawi, she's awesome.

She's going to do great, I'm confident.

Let go.

Ok.

Now it's time to enter phase one of the plan.

One.

Point two.

Claudia

Are you ready?

Prepared and miraculously standing, bitches.

Regina.

Okay, when they give me the signal.

Claudia, in the the moment you see the guards...

Get distracted, you sneak in at full speed

Don't worry, man, trust me.

Alright friends, let's begin Operation Take Down That Idiot.

Oh

Hello,

Hello, good afternoon.

Is this the car wash?

No, we don't wash cars here, it's a private event.

Are you coming to the private event?

No.

Then move it, please.

Thank you.

Just a moment.

Is everything ok?

No, no, no.

It's a really old car, it's from the 80s, right?

No, don't worry.

My dad was a boxer.

Okay, please help me with your hand.

That's great, on the steering wheel...

And they move.

What's going on?

Just leave me alone.

Just a moment, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

We're going to move the lady's car.

Hey, little chick, do you look familiar...?

Yes, yes.

There's no need for so many people to come.

Release the parking brake.

Nothing, now.

We're going to push the lady's car.

Help me.

Ma'am, your mom, you bastard.

Just a moment, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

We're going to push the lady's car.

Yes, yes, yes.

There it goes, woman at the steering wheel is a constant danger.

Okay, go away, please.

Thank you.

You're going to get a hernia, relax.

What a cute bag!

I love these as...

I'm taking it off, it's kind of...

Very classic.

That is so right.

Yeah.

Superb.

Remember, you're a fashion critic.

I know.

What do I do if Roy recognizes me?

Relax, as long as you stay in

character, nobody would recognize you.

You look like a decent person.

Ha ha ha! What a mess!

Find Leticia!

Here's the photo again.

Hey!

You've already sent it to me a thousand times.

I've seen it a thousand times.

I think I see her.

Are you OK?

This girl who can't sit still.

I don't know if I have gas.

You know what? I'm going to get off and stretch my legs. I can't stand this.

Becareful no sudden movements.

Don't let the girl come out.

No, man, I said stretch them

legs, not a Zumba lesson.

She is a Queen.

Hello!

Hello.

I'm Claudia.

Claudia Miranda.

Miranda?

Ah, from the Lyn Manuel Miranda family.

It is...

Yes, yes.

I am, I am her cousin.

Second.

Third.

Second and third.

We are fifth cousins.

They always sit us very, very far away at parties.

Well, I find you fascinating, Claudia Miranda.

Mom?

Yeah.

Come with me.

Mami.

Dude.

What?

No. He's the damn thief, dude.

Go.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Hey Regina, wait a minute, they know us.

It's dangerous.

No, no, no, I'm going, trust me.

Let's go.

Stay here.

Go to the car and don't get stressed.

How can I not get stressed?

Regina, you're going alone, yes.

She is in.

Great.

Dude.

Alexa.

I'm in the kitchen.

The thief is disguised as... as

He's a chef and brings a very suspicious little box.

You changed all the plans.

Well, plans don't get changed, they get adapted.

Well, adapt to another face because if they know

that you are in then you're going to be in trouble.

Fuck.

¿Alexa?

Yeah.

I'm already standing in front of the suspicious box.

So what?

It's not dangerous at all, it's...

Caviar.

¿What?

But that's strictly forbidden, near Nadia.

Come again?

It's quite a story, but Nadia is the only rich person in

Mexico that cannot consume

Caviar, because she is mortally allergic.

And tell me, Leticia?

How come we hadn't

met at our super-millionaire dinners?

De, de... Bi.

Billionaires with a B as bear.

I don't know, I really don't know.

But please, let's talk like friends Claudia.

Aww...

Thank you.

And what is a woman like you missing?

Oh, my mom always wanted to be a doctor.

Yeah?

Oh really?

Yes, that's true.

Yes, I did complete several semesters of medical school,

but my Dad needed a businesswoman at home, right?

Also, doctor.

Wow.

Sorry, sorry.

We know each other from somewhere.

Perhaps from a previous job.

No, no, no, I don't think so,

I have always worked for myself.

In fact, I started investing when I was fifteen.

My Roy is a very impressive man.

And how did they meet?

Oh, it was incredible.

I was on the beach, hiding from the paparazzi,

when a thief stole my purse.

Ah.

And Roy stopped the assailant.

No, of course not.

My bodyguards beat the thief up.

Of course.

But right at that moment, my Roy appeared.

And I thought he was very handsome.

Obvious.

And then he told me I looked scared, and

who offered me something to help me relax.

And the rest is history.

The rest is history.

Yeah.

Yuck, dude!

No way, that smells terrible, like pure fish.

Caviar is fish eggs, you bastard.

Alexa.

What happened?

Alexa, there's not only the thief,

There's also the lazy friend at the pool.

No way, man, how many fishes did they have to castrate

to get all that out?

Come on, don't be an idiot.

Go to the pantry and bring me another piping bag, and

help me put it on the rest, okay?

At your service, Chef

Yeah, dude.

And where are you, Regina?

Huh?

Oh, don't do this to me, Regina.

No.

Oh, no, Regina.

Oh, I'm going to have a heart attack.

Oh, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do.

Let's go.

Without sudden movements.

My darling, you're going to have to help me rescue your aunt

Regina, who loves to change plans.

And how long have you been in the fashion industry?

"I am with all of them I don't know what to do?

Well...

Sorry.

And how long have you been a fashion critic?

Ah.

"Just Remember, Tell a bigger lie!"

Actually, not so much.

I used to work at the Olympic Committee.

That's where I know you from, Roy.

From when you competed in the Olympics, my love.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I don't believe it, I don't believe it.

Total.

You're confusing it with someone else.

How could I not recognize you, Roy, you're unmistakable.

Hey, I'm so sorry about the

chaos, the scandal.

What scandal?

The Olympic Village scandal, Ups.

Very, very intense, no, no, no.

It was said that Roy was in a little synchronized

synchronized, but without a pool.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, no.

What a great sense of humor!

I love it.

I love it.

Man, this is the last time I do a job like this.

I'm going to focus more on cooking now.

Seriously, it's the last one, because Roy runs out of cash

so fast and then he's already calling me again, you know?

Please, don't even let him call me, okay?

After the beating Nadia's bodyguards gave me,

Nadia, no way, all because of hitting Roberto and the

one who hits hard is there in the pantry.

Well, then, the daughter of the little fists

González, really the champion.

Yes, yes, the golden glove I knew it.

What happened?

But what did they do to you?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Regina, are you just watching?

This is what happens when you keep changing plans,

are you okay?

Roy is the investor you give 100 pesos to and he'll...

you great a story back, but never your money.

The typical one, is the typical one.

I can't believe you know my

Roy from the world of the Olympics.

From the Olympics.

From the investments.

From the investments.

And even a soap opera actor.

No, no, no, no, that's it, that's it.

She hadn't told me that.

No, no, that was nonsense.

It was a nameless role.

Hey, no nonsense, Roy, it

What you did was very important.

Few people make the leap into film

porn, sadomasochism to soap operas.

Now I truly respect you, hats off to you.

What?

Pornographic cinema, sadomasochistic.

Excellent.

Amazing imagination, cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

No, wow.

Unless I'm confusing you with another Roy Gomez

Rubio with the same face, Actor

Olympic and investment-oriented, that is hard.

It's difficult, it's difficult, isn't it?

Well, I know we're having a great time, but

We have a ceremony to attend.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, how wonderful, how exciting!

Well, I'll tell you more stories later.

Please, please, I'm dying to hear more.

Get married, champ.

"The plan didn't worked this Motherfucker is about to get married. What can I do?"

What's up, huh?

Let's see...

Oh.

Sorry.

With balls!

That is right!

Oh, oh, oh.

Wait, wait.

I do it, Ok.

You can rest now.

But, what if I didn't help you?

No, you look strange, you look unstable.

I didn't poop.

Did you not poop again?

But I did leave you your smoothie of

papaya with plum in the morning.

Oh, yes. But you make it so thick, it makes me feel like...

Oh, that's the point is for it to be

thick so that the new pushes out the old.

Oh, well, it's no use.

It doesn't work because you don't take it.

No.

Everyone please sit down.

Distinguished guests, we are here to celebrate the

"Damn it, give answer. What should I do? He is about to make it"

legal union between Nadia and Rogelio.

Dude, I swear you can't see them, they're fine.

Hey, the other day at Sabrina's house Roy said that he only

wanted to get married for a few hours.

He plans to use the caviar canapés to kill Nadia.

No, way, Roy doesn't want to be the richest husband in Mexico.

He wants to be the richest widower in Mexico!

Do you hear?

No, not again.

That?

You don't pronunce it like that.

I am trying to confirm, do you hear, the wedding.

Yes, they are getting married!

Yeah.

The caviar.

If no one has a reason to obstruct this union,

Nobody.

Nobody.

Well, that means we can proceed.

I object.

I just remembered that this man is married.

What?

No, no, no.

Not at all.

They are poisoned.

Excuse me.

Stop there.

Okay, these aren't them.

Move aside.

Give me the tray of canapés.

Calm down, calm down.

No, no, don't worry, not a chance.

Give it to me.

How are you?

The ceremony is up there.

Yes, thank you.

That's why, in that town, marrying a mule is

completely legal and a commitment is a commitment.

Please, enough already with the nonsense, right?

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

I want to listen.

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law.

Let it finish?

I'm telling you to give me the tray.

Give it to me.

Give me the damn tray.

I have no idea who this woman is.

I had never seen her in my life.

Why didn't you say so before?

I didn't want to worry you on such a special day.

Ah, so now it turns out.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Let it go!

I will never lie to you.

Let it go!

Let it go!

Let it go!

Stupid girl!

That?

I mean, it was them.

They are the ones who want to ruin the wedding.

Is this caviar?

No, no, no, no, no.

My daughter would die if she tried one of these little balls.

Yes, it's caviar.

It is they who want

kill her, because they are obsessed with me.

No, you're a liar.

It just can't be.

You brought your friend in with the box of caviar.

Shut up, liar.

And you.

I knew you looked

familiar, but all cleaned up I didn't recognize you.

I told you.

Security?

Security?

Hey, wait, wait.

If you want to go poop, go.

And I'll fix this.

It's not poop, dude.

They are contractions.

Because they know nothing about pregnant women.

You can stop exposing me.

Contractions?

Will it be?

Then you don't know Lyn Manuel.

He's not even my fifteenth cousin.

Please take them.

We have a wedding to finish.

No, let's see.

You're a liar.

Girlfriend, wake up.

He wants to marry you because you

He wants to kill you and he wants to keep your money.

How convenient, isn't it?

Says the one who arrived with caviar in her hand.

Nadia.

Mira.

Look at them closely.

Love, love, love, love, please, no.

They're like my earrings, like my wedding earrings.

Love, please, yours are diamond studs.

These are rubbish.

Nadia saw your face just like she saw all of us.

These earrings are cheap.

He bought them in bulk, like his damn condoms.

And we can verify this if you take off an earring.

I don't even know what bulk goods are.

Get rid of it, my life, get rid of it now.

I have no idea what he's talking about.

Stop telling lies.

Please.

My love, take them off.

What?

It has green ears.

That's what cheap costume jewelry does.

Love, love.

Do not touch me.

Hey, you've got common sense after all.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

And Madame Letrán, please.

Interrogate the men we left locked in your pantry.

Yeah.

We caught them, they're down

there and they are this bastard's accomplices.

Take it away.

That?

Get out of here.

But what about that?

They'll believe him more.

Let me go.

Let me go.

I'm going to kill you, you sons of bitches.

He is the real Roy.

It's very dangerous.

I'm going to make you pay for absolutely all you've done.

You will never see the light of day again.

And you two make sure they give him a good

welcome from her mother-in-law.

Yes, ma'am.

Let's go.

They're going to pay me for it.

You bitches.

Take it away now.

Let me go!

How elegant!

Wow!

I'm your biggest fan.

She's perfect.

Look how elegant she is, how she moves, how she walks.

I love you.

We did it.

I love you too.

I love you!

Yeah.

What's up, Alexa?

Help!

A doctor!

Alexa

A doctor!

Help!

A doctor.

Leticia!

Yes, yes, yes.

I studied medicine for three semesters!

I'll help!

¡Staff!

You have this!

Yes, Mom, yo can do it.

Breathe, breathe.

Breathe, breathe.

Oh, here comes my niece!

What's up, Alexa?

You too.

No, I'm fine.

Safe.

Yeah.

Less talk, more pushing.

Push, push.

Here it comes!

Done?

Congratulations.

It's a Boy

What the hell!

Dude, that's not fair.

You were able to have your baby

in a hospital like decent people.

And I had to have my sweetheart at a wedding full of

strangers looking at my vagina.

Well, it wasn't that bad.

Because you have a very pretty one.

She's a redhead, and you hardly ever see those.

We even pinched ourselves.

Of good luck.

Aha

I'm going to give her all the little pink things

that I have before they take her away.

I'm going to give you my cutie.

Give me my nephew.

Hold him upright, he just ate.

Hello.

Hello, doll.

Huy.

Hello.

Remember this little hug.

Always, always.

In fact,

You'll be able to hug her as many times as you want.

How?

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

I'm saying what you think I'm saying.

Come here.

When I saw her,

I can't abandon her.

I am his mother.

Many of us would love to be as much of a mom as you.

And do you know where you're going to live?

Uh, no.

But...

I promise you, princess, that I will find you a home.

What do you mean you don't know where?

With us.

Because the four of us are already a family, right?

Yeah.

And I'm going to teach him how to box.

Oh, yes.

Yes, he already has a little fist.

And time has passed.

They grow up very quickly.

I was eager to get back to exercising, and Alexa,

I honestly don't know what Alexa has been up to.

Hello my love.

Hello handsome.

Oh, my little one.

Hello my love.

How many did I do?

Oh, 125.

126.

Hello, family.

Hello.

How did it go?

What's that?

It's... it's something very big.

Help me put it here on the sofa.

Very big.

Here, here.

Here. That's it.

There, yes.

And how are my loves?

How are you?

Hello, princess.

They behaved well, didn't they?

Oh, that's great.

Yeah.

I'm so happy because with the money we

They returned it, I invested it in a

a business that's going to be incredibly successful.

Obviously, I'm going to handle public relations.

That's great, congratulations.

What is it?

Tell me.

Oh, well...

I'm going to join a society with a queen.

With a queen?

Yeah.

Who is she?

That queen is

the queen of fitness.

Fitness with the queen.

Wait, this is the best part.

Ah.

Taran!

Me?

Yeah.

You.

And these are the keys to the great golden gloves premises.

My dad's?

Yeah.

The place, the place.

The place.

Did you do that for me?

For us.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Obviously we're going to have to do a lot of work because

The place still smells like Uncle Cirilo's chickens.

Well, nothing like hundreds of candles

Don't fix it.

And we're going to need a lot of helping hands.

I'm going to tell my mom.

Yes, yes!

And Aunt Kawi, who's dating...

Leticia Letrán and they live together.

You see, I haven't even seen him.

Now they should really come and help us.

You're very much in love.

Oh, just wait until they find out.

Oh, yes.

It's a reality!

We are Partners!

When I was little, I always

I dreamed of having the perfect family.

Yeah, dude.

But being imperfect is okay too, right?

I don't know.

and I don't care.

Because I did manage to have my perfect family.

Oh, Alexa!