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who?

andrew harris,

A tenth grader.

what's the big showcase?

it's a performance

They put on at her school

Every year where...

they invite agents

And directors and producers

And other super-powerful people

In show business

And it's extremely

Important to me

Which is why I am very upset

And good bye.

hey.

He and I have a science project

Due tomorrow.

I have to turn in my mold bush.

no.

Andrew is coming over

And you gotta help us

Figure out what we're gonna do

In the big showcase.

I definitely wanna sing.

How was that?

loud?

awesome.

uch, he's here.

Stay.

Come in.

thanks.

tori, that's andrew.

andre.

hey.

you go to hollywood arts,

Too?

oh, no.

I'm not a performer.

Just my sister.

yep.

I got the talent,

And she got the strong teeth.

You know, she's never had

One cavity?

I try not to brag about it.

oh, nice piano.

oh my god, you're fantastic.

he's okay.

fish mold.

no, grandma, listen,

There's no way you can drown

At my school.

You not gonna fall in a toilet.

Look, I gotta... I gotta...

I'll call you later.

your grandmother's coming

To the big showcase?

yeah.

It's gonna be the first time

She's left the house

In six years.

why?

'cause the woman's afraid

Of everything: People,

Umbrellas, rabbis, bikinis,

Breakfast foods...

so if she saw a rabbi

In a bikini eating pancakes...

the woman would burst

Into flames.

you guys, come on.

back to rehearsal.

let's go.

so? What do you think?

Fabulous, right?

you really need to wear that,

Just to rehearse?

a performer needs to feel

The part to be the part.

I thought we talked about you

Not tapping my nose anymore.

okay, we got

The comedy stuff down,

So let's start with my song.

and by "your song"

I'm guessin' you mean

That song I wrote?

no one cares

Who wrote the song.

Now... Go!

From "when I make it shine."

♪ when I make it shine ♪

well?

do you have any aspirin?

oh, hi.

You're andre's grandmother?

I don't know you.

excuse me,

You're trina's parents?

yes.

why?

please come with me.

there she is.

trina.

what happened?

oh my god, it's huge.

does anybody know

How this happened?

the chinese herb gargle.

wait,

What are you talking about?

uh, she found some website

That shows you

How to make a special chinese

Herb gargle that's supposed

To help you sing better.

well, she must have had

An allergic reaction to it.

will she be okay?

well, her tongue

Is obviously engorged and...

Oh, it's throbbing erratically.

throbbing erratically?

any way she'll be able

To perform today?

of course not.

stop talking.

Your tongue could burst!

I'm sorry, sweetie.

next year.

I'm gonna take her over there

And massage her tongue.

massage ma tong?

guess my grandma came here

For nothin'.

wait.

Does anyone else

Know trina's part?

her sister does.

me sister? No, no, no, no.

I just helped them rehearse.

I'm not even a student here.

I couldn't go onstage...

you know this whole thing

Inside and out...the song,

The choreography...

You can do this. Come on.

she said she'll do it.

no.

No, I did not say I would do it.

whoa, whoa.

She cannot go on stage

Wearing that.

excuse me.

go get her

Something cool to wear.

I am not going, okay?

bring her.

no. Wait.

What are you doing? No. No.

Let go of me.

What, what,

Where are you going?

Like. Stop. Let go. Okay.

It's okay. It's all right.

Shut up and...

let go of me.

What are you doing?

No, no, no, no.

I said let go of me, please.

No, no, please.

♪ here I am, once again ♪

♪ feelin' lost ♪

♪ but now and then ♪

♪ I breathe it in ♪

♪ to let it go ♪

♪ and you don't know ♪

♪ where you are now ♪

♪ or what it will come to ♪

♪ if only somebody could hear ♪

♪ when you figure out how ♪

♪ you're lost in the moment ♪

♪ you disappear ♪

♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪

♪ to put your dream in action ♪

♪ you're never gonna fade ♪

♪ you'll be ♪

♪ the main attraction ♪

♪ not a fantasy ♪

♪ just remember me ♪

♪ when it turns out right ♪

♪ 'cause you know ♪

♪ that if you live ♪

♪ in your imagination ♪

♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪

♪ everybody's fascination ♪

♪ in my victory ♪

♪ just remember me ♪

♪ when I make it shine ♪

♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪

♪ to put your dream in action ♪

♪ you're never gonna fade ♪

♪ you'll be ♪

♪ the main attraction ♪

♪ not a fantasy ♪

♪ just remember me ♪

♪ when it turns out right ♪

♪ 'cause you know ♪

♪ that if you live ♪

♪ in your imagination ♪

♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪

♪ everybody's fascination ♪

♪ in my victory ♪

♪ just remember me ♪

♪ when I make it shine ♪

oh my god, sweetie.

that was incredible.

who are you?

I'm tori vega. Who are you?

this is mr. Eikner,

Our principal.

you don't go to school here?

no, I just...

do you want to?

me?

well, should I?

yes.

but the kids who go here

Are all like crazy talented.

yeah, so are you.

but what if I'm not

Good enough?

hey.

hey, andre.

this girl doesn't know

If she's good enough

To go to school here.

What do you people think?

Okay?

okay.

see, it's just a high school.

this is not just

A high school.

These kids are all artsy

And creative and talented,

And I'm just normal.

it's okay,

There's nothing wrong

With being average.

Anyway, you're not alone.

I got your back.

okay. So...

trina!

Eric paulson

Got his hair straightened!

shut up!

Oh my god...

I'm alone.

hey, ummm, can you tell me...

oh my god,

You're tori, right?

you were so awesome

In the big showcase.

aw, thanks.

my name's cat.

like the animal?

what's that supposed to mean?

nothing, I love cats.

me too, they're so cute.

hey, um...

oh, hi. Hey. Hello.

female?

yes.

can you tell me where

Mr. Sikowitz' classroom is?

down the hall, swing a left

At the water fountain,

Second door on your right.

thank you.

whatever it takes, cupcake.

oh, hey.

oh my gosh.

ah, it's cool...

no, here...

I think it's coming out.

...you might be making

It worse, actually.

dude, why you rubbing

My boyfriend?

I just...

I spilled coffee on...

get away from him.

relax.

oh my god,

There's a huge fire!

Kidding, kidding.

Just wanted to get

Your blood pumping,

Which I did. Ha!

All right!

Now, let's get started...

Rumps in chairs.

he's our teacher?

okay, first,

I'd like to introduce

Our new student, tori.

And I'd like to thank tori

For her generous gift of $2

Which she handed me

Outside this morning.

Not necessary,

But much appreciated.

why'd you give him $2?

I thought he was homeless.

now today we're going

To continue our study

In group improv.

Tori, I assume

You're familiar with improv?

no.

okay, crash course.

Improv, acting without a script,

Which means the actors

Must make up

Their own actions and dialogue

As they perform the scene.

Understood?

Excellent.

Jade, you will captain

The first group of the day.

Choose your actors.

cat, eli, beck, and tori.

okay, let's give 'em a place.

home.

home.

oh, real creative.

you be quiet.

and now we need a situation.

big news.

andre, nobody wants to see

Big nudes.

news.

ah, well that's different.

Big news.

ah, why don't you go wait

In the hall?

uh, okay.

okay.

At home, big news...

And action.

hey, babe,

How was work today?

ah, I got fired.

again?

it's okay.

I have great news

That'll cheer up

This whole family.

what is it? Tell us!

I went to the animal shelter

And got us... A dog.

uh, yep.

I'm the new family dog.

Woof.

sikowitz, will you please

Tell this amateur

That dogs can't talk,

And that they don't walk

On two legs?

Sikowitz!!

oh, I'm sorry,

I was sucking the milk

Out of this coconut.

But it's true, tori,

If you're going to play a dog,

Be a dog.

woof.

and action.

uh, I went

To the animal shelter

And got us a dog.

awesome.

uh-oh, looks like this dog

Has bugs in her fur.

uhhh, woof?

gross.

aw, it's okay.

I read on the internet

That coffee works great

For getting rid of fur bugs.

maybe you shouldn't,

jade.

what's the prob, dog?

hey, whatcha doin'?

calling my mom

To tell her I wanna go back

To my old school.

why?

'cause I don't like

Having black coffee in my hair.

then I'll get you

Some cream and sugar.

Everything will be chill.

hey, mom, I need you to...

uh-um. No.

gimme back my mom!

you're gonna quit this school

On your first day,

Just because of one mean girl?

it's not just her!

It's just... I don't fit in here

With... all this.

c'mon, this place

Isn't that different

From other schools.

oh yeah, like regular schools

Have improv classes

With barefoot teachers

And nerds with puppets

And bipolar cats and mean girls

Who make you bark like a dog?

uh, you guys...

sikowitz wants you both

Back in class.

he asked me to tell them!

see, this doesn't happen

At my old school.

will you guys be cool?

him? Be cool?

you're a demon!

you guys,

Sikowitz really wants everybody

Back in class.

and you really wanted a date

To the prom last year,

But you didn't get one, did ya?

rex.

tell your puppet

To quit being mean to me!

don't call him a puppet!

That's an offensive term!

yeah, this school's

Pretty normal.

just please go back to class

And tell sikowitz

We'll be there in a minute?

you better hurry.

yeah.

I was gonna say yeah!

just keep it to yourself,

I don't want to hear it.

okay.

This school's not normal.

really?

you're not normal either.

I've seen what you can do

On stage.

You're special.

You're fantastic.

You belong at this school.

Normal's boring.

it's true.

that normal's boring?

no, that no one asked me

To the prom.

you know,

You're actually not terrible.

You're really gonna quit

Hollywood arts?

what do you think

I should do?

I think you should come back.

why?

so I won't be known at school

As the girl

With the lame little sister

Who quit on her first day.

and I think

You were really good in

The big showcase.

thanks, treen.

but I woulda been amazing.

tori. You're back.

Have you ever thought

About coming in

Through the window?

no.

think about it.

Now, sit, sit.

Okay, today,

We're going to do

Some alphabetical improv.

"what is alphabetical improv,"

You ask?

So I answer.

It's when we give a letter

To the first actor

Who speaks in the scene.

If we used the letter "a"

As an example,

Then the actor must make

His first word

Start with the letter "a"

Which might go something like...

apples are falling out

Of my butt.

lovely.

Now the next actor who speaks

Must start his line

With the next letter

In the alphabet,

In this case, b,

So he might say...

bring those apples,

So that we may all enjoy

The fresh fruit

From beck's butt.

charming.

Now who wants to lead

The first group?

I do.

All right, tori.

Choose your actors.

okay.

Andre, cat, beck and jade.

Yeah, you.

jade, kiss your boyfriend

On your own time.

oh, I will.

okay, if you start your line

With the wrong letter...

...You're out.

Robbie, give us a letter.

p.

p.

awww, I was going to say p.

okay, the scene can be

About anything you want.

The first letter

Of the first line is p.

Tori, action.

please go take a shower.

quit telling me what to do.

relax girls,

Let's all try to get along.

totally.

cat, your line

Had to start with an s.

aw, my life's the worst!

here's a piece of candy.

yay, I love candy!

all right, andre,

Letter s to you.

uh, somethin'

Just bit my toe.

turtle.

That turtle just bit his toe.

unbelievable

That you're even here.

very immature of you

To say that.

c'mon andre, w.

what if the turtle bite

Broke my toe-bone?

x-rays are the only way

To find out.

you should shut up.

zap!

I just healed your toe

With my magic finger.

thanks!

Andre, your line had to start

With an "a."

Sit down.

aw, and I just got

My toe-bone fixed.

tori, letter "a" to you.

aliens are the only people

Who can heal toes

By finger-zapping.

by the way...

correct, I am an alien.

oh, a twist.

don't hurt me, please.

even though

She's extremely annoying.

fainting,

Because I can't breathe

Your earth's air.

gosh, it fainted!

excellent!

Tori and jade, keep going!

The next letter's h!

hey, why don't you go

Jump off that cliff over there?

I think you should.

just where did you come from?

kangaroos.

lousy animals,

Kangaroos.

They're awkward and dirty.

maybe they learned from you.

ooh.

no one talks to me like that.

obviously someone should.

please run in front of a bus.

quite obnoxious of you

To say.

really?

sure was.

thanks.

up your nose, I see boogers.

very clever.

wish you'd thought of it?

x marks the spot

I'd like to punch.

your finger smells weird.

zero is what you are

On a scale from 1 to 10.

and back to the letter "a."

as if I care what you think.

better watch yourself.

can't take it?

don't push me.

eat your pants!

you eat your pants! Wait!

sorry jade,

The next letter was...

f! I know!

keep the scene going.

Letter g!

get up, alien.

head... feels dizzy.

I know what'll make you

Feel better.

jumping jacks?

kiss me.

little weird, let's do it.

man, I love this school.

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