Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ I gotcha with my winnin' smile ♪

♪ I'm a livin' lesson in flair and style ♪

♪ You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire ♪

♪ I'm nouveau Deco Roman-Greco Rococo Barroco ♪

♪ Be-bop hip-hop flip-flop ♪

♪ Somebody stop me ♪

♪ Pretty viridian faces like mine ♪

♪ Don't come a dime a dozen I stand out of the crowd ♪

♪ Babe when they made me yeah they broke the mold ♪

♪ Wholesome and kind staid and refined ♪

♪ Totally out of my mind ♪

♪ Arch-villains and ne'er-do-wells ♪

♪ Had better learn to decorate prison cells ♪

♪ Green goes with anything if they ask see ♪

♪ Well there's one last thing I gotta sing about ♪

♪ Open up wide and really shout ♪

♪ Whoa look out ♪

♪ This is the Mask ♪♪

Smokin'!

[people cheering]

[cheering continues]

Tell me, I don't bend over backwards

to have a good time, huh?

[applauding]

Hey, who put my limbo in limbo..

Oh, my dear Mask how delightful to see you

after all this time.

Twang [gulps] Chronos!

[whizzing]

[swooshing]

You have dishonored my limbo.

Prepare to fight!

Who said anything about fighting, sweetie darling?

[instrumental music]

Mmh, the tango is such a timeless dance.

N'est-ce pas?

[instrumental music]

And speaking of timeless..

[beeping]

[laughing]

[screaming]

What am I doing?

I should have my head examined.

Boing.

Which is more than I can say for you, lady.

Oh, I didn't want this moment to end.

So, I jumped back in time to savor it.

Mmh, looking ahead at myself, I'd say I have a bright future.

Which is more than I can say for you.

Zap [screaming]

[thunderclap]

No-o-o!

No-o-o!

Exactly as I planned.

But enough limbo, let's do the funky time warp again.

[snoring]

Mm-hm.

Stanley, wake up!

[stammering]

[grunting] Ah!

Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me help you with that.

- Ow! - Oh, good one, Stan.

My dry cleaning bill's coming out of your salary.

Brother! I can't wait for lunch.

[chuckles]

So, um, ahem, Violet, Vi

what would you say about possibly, uh, ahem, you know

you and me doing a little, um, ahem, um, lunch?

You know, maybe.

Well..

[snoring]

[clock ticking]

[Charlie] 'Stanley, wake up!'

[stammering]

[grunting] Ah!

Ugh, if you didn't wanna go to lunch

a simple no would've been fine.

Ugh, w-what are you talking about?

Y-you never asked me to lunch.

Isn't 11:30 a little early for lunch?

11:30? Ow!

Oh, good one, Stan.

My dry cleaning bill's coming out of your salary.

[sighs] Yeah, I know, you-you just said that.

I did? When?

Hey, wasn't it noon just a second ago?

Oh! Excuse me, man, I-I need some air.

[traffic bustling]

Chronos. I should've known you'd have something to do with this.

And what do you intend to do about it?

Uh, m-me? N-nothing.

B-but I know just the person who can clean your clock, sister.

Yes, by all means.

I will often get your little Mask.

You have 20 minutes.

[screeching]

Oh, great.

I knew I should've gassed up this mornin'.

It's a piece of junk.

[panting]

Come on, get..

[screeching]

[snoring]

[Charlie] 'Stanley, wake up!'

[stammering]

[grunting] Ah!

[gasps] I gotta get home.

Oh, good one, Stan.

I know, I know, it's coming out of my salary.

Chronos! What are you doing to the time?

[gasps] Oh, what's the matter, Ipkiss?

Don't you like living the same 30 minutes

over and over again?

Why are you doing this to me?

Sweetie darling, the more I keep you occupied

the less I see of our little green friend.

[panting]

Don't forget to gas up this time.

[laughing]

[screeching]

[screeching]

[gasps] Chronos!

How did you get here so fast?

[laughing] This is a mere parlor trick

compared to what I have in store.

How does the ultimate time warp strike you?

[screeching]

Ultimate time warp? Oh! Don't like the sound of that.

[Milo barking]

Ipkiss! What're you doing home so early?

Uh, sorry, Mrs. Peenman, I'm in k-k-kind of a hurry.

I hope you didn't lose your job.

Because if you can't pay the rent, you're outta here.

[Milo growling]

What're you doin', Milo?

Let go.

[snoring]

[clock ticking]

[Charlie] 'Stanley, wake up!'

[stammering]

[grunting] Ah!

Oh, man, I was so close.

Charlie, can I borrow you car? Mine's low on gas. Thanks.

[instrumental music]

[screeching]

[gasps] Now, you're here too?

[screeching]

Oh, one Chronos was bad enough,

but in three places at once..

[panting] Stanley, if you don't get the Mask really soon

we're all in for a really, really bad time.

[Milo barking]

- Bubonic plague! - What?

Uh, y-you were gonna ask me why I'm home

uh, bubonic plague. It's very contagious.

Stay back!

[groaning]

[panting] Okay, okay, breathe.

[exhales sharply] Stay calm.

You have ten whole minutes to get to the bottom of this

weird time loop thing.

[chuckles]

[growling]

[crackling]

[whizzing]

Precious seconds are ticking away.

I must thwart the evil plans

of the nefarious Professor Chronos.

But first..

[whizzing]

Bubonic plague, we may have to quarantine the entire building.

Better test your reflexes.

Boing.

Ooh, you look a little feverish to me.

Boom.

[Mask] 'You seeing spots before your eyes?'

No.

You are now! Ha-ha-ha!

[whimpering]

[Milo barking]

Don't come near me, Mrs. Peenman.

[panting] I have streptococcus spondylitis.

I gotta wrangle me up a time outlaw, ma'am.

But first.. Yee-haw!

Yippee.

[screaming]

Thud.

Stay away, Mrs. Peenman. I-I-I..

I got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.

Ha!

[crackling]

[grunting]

Tonight, the landlady sleeps with the fishes

in cement over shoes.

[grunting]

You think I'd get bored doin' this kinda stuff over and over

but you'd be wrong.

[laughing]

[screaming]

[snoring]

[clock ticking]

[Charlie] 'Stanley, wake up!'

[gasps]

[grunting] Ah!

Oh, no, I don't think I can do this again.

[whimpering]

You can keep trying to escape my time loop.

But every time you jump back in time

so do I.

Only while you just go around in circles.

I keep doubling back and multiplying myself.

Ooh.

Oh, if I keep this up, I can be all over the city

at the same time.

'Then you'll see some real fireworks.'

[Milo barking]

[panting] Mrs. Peenman, run!

Run while you still can.

I have the..

Sun-bola virus.

[retching]

[Milo growling]

[crackling]

Oh, doggy cufflinks, the latest fashion statement

and so easy to remove.

Hiya!

[beeping]

[chuckles] Hello.

What do I spy with my little eye?

[instrumental music]

Aha! So that's how Chronos has given me the run around, eh?

Just one tug and I'm..

[groaning]

Definitely gonna need a longer sleeve.

Chronos must pay!

[screaming]

Sorry can't stay, whack on a lose

time device stuck to my arm. Gotta go. Ciao, babes.

[grunting]

[muffled groaning]

Mmh, I see you've discovered my temporal recycler patch.

[whizzing]

Oh, it's beautiful

stunning, heart-stoppingly generous

but I'm afraid I just cannot accept it.

Now, are you gonna take it off or do I have to get... tough?

Take it off? Oh!

But that would spoil the surprise.

Do you remember my little time warp at the Coco Bongo?

That was the result of only two

of my stopwatches' time pulses.

Now, as you've seen

I've multiplied myself with this time loop

placing myself at strategic locations throughout Edge City.

At precisely 12 noon,

I will send out time pulses

and create the ultimate time warp.

[bells tolling]

[panting]

[Chronos] 'Standing directly in the center'

'I'll no longer need a time machine.'

'I'll become one..'

[breathing heavily] '...with time itself.'

[breathing heavily]

'I'll be able to exist simultaneously'

'throughout all time.'

'I'll have limitless power and..'

[breathing heavily] '...immortality.'

Okay, Come on, come on.

[grunting] That's gonna leave a mark. Oh, boy.

[Chronos] 'Of course my time warp will probably destroy Edge City'

but sacrifices must be made.

[gasps] And the best part is that you'll never be able to stop me

because you'll never make it to 12 noon.

'You'll be trapped inside the same half hour'

'for all eternity.'

[Chronos laughing]

[snoring]

[Charlie] 'Stanley, wake up.'

- Wha-what?-oh. - Ah!

[panting] I've lost track of how many times

I've gone around Chronos' time loop.

[whimpering]

'And if she's done planting those time pulses'

I have only 12 minutes to save the city.

[whizzing]

Oh-ho, come on.

12 minutes, plenty of time.

But first..

I've got to rub off Chrono's temporal tattoo.

[growling]

[clanking]

[clock ticking]

No beedeep, beedeep, no whoosh.

Then I'm callin' time out on Chronos.

Swoosh

zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap

zap zap [whizzing]

[squawking]

[wind howling]

[crackling]

Zap zap

[rumbling]

[baby cooing]

[thunder rumbling]

Massive time warp at 12 o'clock.

Need the time?

Well, hello, darling.

[intense music]

Boom.

Need the time?

I am the time.

[laughing]

[rumbling]

[wind howling]

Time!

Your mistress beckons.

[intense music]

Time!

Your mistress beckons.

Must break through time warp.

It is very much like walking against the wind, no?

Ah!

Time to punch the clock.

You're grounded, young lady.

Now give me those stop watches, pumpkin.

I think not.

I have all the time I need

to make friends and influence people.

How about a blast from the past?

[screeching]

What? No in-flight movie?

[screaming]

Thud.

Ah, I'll mortalize you, ya pencil-neck geek.

[yawning] Oh, please.

[horse neighing]

[gasps]

Torro, torro.

[applauding]

Very clever.

But you won't stop me that way.

Thud thud.

Fetch.

Woo-ohh-ah!

Ho! Yeah!

[grunting]

Whoo!

Very interesting.

Oh, my, look at that lifeline, it is awfully short.

[screeching]

Bang thud.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Oh, what a mess some people leave in the public park. Oooh.

[swooshing]

Quel excellentidea, Mask.

I don't have to waste my precious time on you

when I can simply send you to be lost in time

forever!

Whoa!

Ah, Chronos, your time warp sucks.

[grunting]

Oh, of course, if you hadn't escaped my time loop

you'd never have to suffer this fate.

Time loop, that's it.

Ah-ha! The silent dog whistle.

[inhales deeply]

[whistling]

[snoring]

[whistling]

[barking]

[laughing]

[grunting]

Laugh all you want, Chronos.

I'm not licked yet.

[barking]

I stand corrected.

[Chronos laughing]

[Chronos] 'Oh, you must be joking.'

'That mutt can't help you.'

[humming]

[beeping]

Wait, what are you doing?

It's time to do the Deja-vu-do that you do so well.

[grunting]

[screaming]

No!

Boing.

No!

Boing.

No!

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

Nice work, poochie, how's your boo-boo.

Chronos and her time warp are history.

[alarm ringing]

Finally, it's lunchtime.

[snoring]

[horn blaring]

Ah!

Say, Vi, what do you say me and you blow this pop stand

and grab us some chow at the Coco Bongo?

Personally I could eat a dinosaur.

That last half hour before lunch is a killer.

- I... - Please, don't speak.

This moment may never pass again.

- I... - Please, don't speak.

This moment may never pass again.

Somebody stop me!

[theme music]