Original subtitles

♪ I GOTCHA WITH MY WINNING SMILE ♪

♪ I'M A LIVING LESSON IN FLAIR AND STYLE ♪

♪ YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE ♪

♪ I'M NOUVEAU, DECO, ROMAN-GRECO, ROCOCO, BARROCO ♪

♪ BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP ♪

♪ SOMEBODY STOP ME ♪

♪ PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES LIKE MINE DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN ♪

♪ I STAND OUT IN A CROWD ♪

♪ BABE, WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD ♪

♪ WHOLESOME AND KIND, STAID AND REFINED ♪

♪ TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND ♪

♪ ARCH-VILLAINS AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS ♪

♪ HAD BETTER LEARN TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS ♪

♪ GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE ♪

♪ WELL THERE'S ONE LAST THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT ♪

♪ OPEN UP WIDE AND REALLY SHOUT ♪

♪ OHHHH, LOOK OUT! THIS IS "THE MASK" ♪

♪ SSSSMOKIN' ♪♪

A GUY JUST WANTS TO GO OUT FOR A HOT NIGHT AT THE COCO BONGO

BUT NOOO!

YOU HAVE TO STEAL A TON OF PLUTONIUM

AND RUIN EVERYBODY'S NIGHT!

HEH HEH HEH HEH OH OH HA HA HA

OH HA HA HA HA HA

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD STOP DR. EMILIO CRONOS?

NOT IN THIS LIFETIME, THIS SHOULD SLOW YOU DOWN!

♪

YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MESS WITH SOMEBODY'S RHYTHM.

YAWN!

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BORE ME, YOU'D BETTER PICK UP THE PACE!

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

OHHH!

YOU REALIZE OF COURSE THIS MEANS WAR!

WHAT'S THE USE IN ATTACKING ME NOW

WHEN I CAN JUMP BACKWARDS IN TIME AND ZAP YOU THEN?

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NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT'S CALLED A STOP WATCH!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

OHHH, HOW TERRIFYING!

RUF RUF RUF OH, NICE PUPPY.

NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC?

OH, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY, I'M IN LOVE.

♪

NOOO!

RUF!

OHHH, YOU THINK I'M BEATEN?

I WAS JUST DISTRACTING YOU SO YOU'D FORGET WHY

I STOLE THE PLUTONIUM!

TO POWER MY LATEST INVENTION, A TIME MACHINE!

WE'LL MEET AGAIN.

DON'T KNOW WHERE, DON'T KNOW WHEN!

HA HA HA HA HA OH HA HA HA HA

COME HERE!

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OHHH, WELL, SHE GOT AWAY.

BUT AT LEAST WE'VE SEEN THE LAST OF HER.

BOY, LIFE'S SURE BEEN EVENTFUL SINCE WE FOUND THAT MASK,

HEY MILO?

WONDER HOW LONG IT WAS HIDDEN DOWN THERE BEFORE WE FOUND IT?

OH, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT CRAZY DR. CRONOS.

HA HA

EH, SHE'S PROBABLY A BAZILLION MILES AWAY BY NOW.

A BAZILLION AND ONE.

DID DID WE MAKE A WRONG TURN SOMEWHERE?

MILO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

DO YOU HAVE A CLASS EIGHTY-FIVE SLASH Z LICENSE FOR THIS ANIMAL?

YOU ARE HEREBY UNDER ARREST IN THE NAME OF EMPRESS CRONOS.

EMPRESS CRONOS?

YEAH, NOW IT'S ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE.

AREN'T YOU GONNA READ ME MY RIGHTS?

RIGHTS, WHAT RIGHTS?

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE BANK?

BANK?

THIS IS HALL OF JUSTICE, AND YOU'RE ABOUT

TO BE SENTENCED.

HEY, WHA-D D DON'T I GET A TRIAL FIRST?

SILENCE, SILENCE!

CHARLIE?

GOOD DOG.

♪

FOR VIOLATING THE SACRED LAWS OF CRONOS, YOU ARE HEREBY

SENTENCED TO LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE!

CHARLIE, IT'S ME!

WHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

♪

MILO?

AHHH!

I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYBODY, BUT...

THE ENTIRE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN!

TIME FOR CHANGE OF PERSPECTIVE!

AHHH!

OHHH!

HEY, MISTER, SHOULDN'T YOU BE FALLING DOWN OR SOMETHING?

AHHH!

I GOTCHA, I GOTCHA, I GOTCHA!

WHOOPS, I AIN'T GOTCHA!

DO YOU NEED HELP WITH THIS VICIOUS ANIMAL?

AH, OKAY, BUDDY.

YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A ONE-WAY TICKET TO PALOOKAVILLE!

BA-DE-DA-DOB-BE-DA-DOO-BA-DO

OH MAN, I CANNOT WAIT TO CHECK OUT THE NIGHT SPOTS

IN THIS BURG.

THERE HE IS, FIRE AT WILL!

I'M SURE WILL WILL NOT BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT!

WHOA, HEY!

HO!

FOR YOUR UNERRING AIM AND SUPERIOR MARKSMANSHIP,

EVERYBODY WINS...

A COMPLETE SET OF POST-APOCALYPTIC WEDGIES!

WHOA, WHOA!

AHHH, OHHH!

PARTY OVER SO SOON!

SURRENDER NOW, WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!

EH, YOU CAN'T SCAM ME, COPPERS, YOU'RE BLUFFING, SEE?

BLUFFING!

TEN HUT!

SSSSSMOKIN'!

MONDO COCO BONGO!

LET THE PARTYING... BEGIN?

CLOSED... CLOSED?

SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE, SAY IT AIN'T SO!

COCO BONGO GONE, WORLD GROWING DARK!

♪

WELL, KIDS, THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR TODAY.

NOW GO ON AND PLAY, READ A BOOK, OR PICK A FIGHT

WITH YOUR SIBLINGS.

ME?

SINCE MY DANCE CARD IS APPARENTLY KAPUT,

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SETTLE

FOR MY SECOND FAVORITE PASTIME... REVENGE!

CAN YOU SAY REVENGE, I KNEW YOU COULD!

THIS WHOLE MESS STARTED WHEN LITTLE MISS PARTY POOPER

DISAPPEARED INTO A STUPID WAY BACK MACHINE.

WE'LL HAVE TO SLIP INSIDE, KEEPING AS QUIET

AS AN AUTUMN BREEZE AND SILENT AS A SHADOW.

IN OTHER WORDS... SURF'S UP, DUDES!

TO GET YOUR CLOTHES SPARKLING AND YOUR LAVATORIES

ULTRA CLEAN, ALWAYS USE GUARD BE GONE DETERGENT.

♪

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THE COORDINATES ARE STILL SET!

ONE FLIP OF A SWITCH... ♪

AND AWAY WE GO!

NOT SO FAST!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BIOMOLECULAR DISRUPTOR CANNON CAN DO?

NOOO, BUT IF YOU HUM A FEW BARS.

WHAT!

HE WAS WEARING SOME KIND OF MASK THINGY!

♪

AHHH!

OH, BOY!

OH, WHERE DID THE MASK LEAVE ME NOW?

HUH?

DID I NOT WARN-ETH THOU ABOUT LEAVING MINE WAGON

IN THE SUN-ETH ALL DAY?

NOW HOW-ETH AM I SUPPOSED TO GET RIDD-ETH

OF ALL THESE ROTTEN TOMATOES?

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, THESE ARE ALL OF OUR

ANCESTORS... AS PILGRIMS!

NOW, THERE, WHO ART THOU WHO ENTER-ETH OUR

FAIR COLONY DRESSED IN SUCH STRANGE BARBARIC GARB?

YEAH, WHAT-ETH HE SAID-ETH!

CONSTABLE BEWARE, THIS IS A FOUL, EVIL CREATURE!

HA HA HA HA HA!

WHA WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

SHE'S THE ONE YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR!

ALL OF YOU!

SHE'S A MENACE, A MENACE!

DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S A WARLOCK, A HE-WITCH!

QUICK, GRAB-ETH HIM BEFORE HE CAST-ETH A SPELL!

♪

OH NO-ETH THOU DOESN'T-ETH!

♪

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, WITCH BURNS AT STAKE AT SUNDOWN.

HEY, ISN'T IT A LITTLE PREMATURE?

ALAS... 'TIS THE ONLY WAY TO SCOOP AT THE COMPETITION!

YEA VERILY, WE MUST BURN THE WITCH!

AHHH, YEAH!

BURN HIM!

CITIZENS, BE REASONABLE, THESE ARE CIVILIZED TIMES!

I SAY WE HANG HIM INSTEAD.

IT WASN'T EASY FIXING THIS WITH THEIR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS.

BUT BELIEVE ME, IT WAS WORTH IT!

NOW, NOW, I WILL SHAPE EVERY CITY IN MY OWN IMAGE!

LOOK, IT'S THE WARLOCK'S ACCOMPLICE!

A DEVIL DOG!

AHHH!

HA HA HA HA HA

YOU'RE ALL OUT OF FRIENDS, FRESH OUT OF LUCK AND SOON,

YOU'LL BE OUT OF TIME AS WELL!

OHHH!

OHHH, HOW WILL YOU SAVE THE DAY NOW, MR. MASK?

UH, MASK?

MY, WHATEVER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME, I DISCOVERED YOUR LITTLE SECRET!

I SET MY TIME MACHINE TO DELIVER YOU TWO WEEKS AFTER MY ARRIVAL

SO I COULD PREPARE FOR YOU, BUT I NEVER DREAMED

YOU'D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LEAVE YOUR MASK

THREE-HUNDRED YEARS IN THE FUTURE!

WE MUST DISPOSE OF THIS WITCH BEFORE HE CASTS A SPELL

ON OUR FAIR COMMUNITY!

RIGHT!

YEAH!

FORESOOTH, THERE IS BUT ONE WAY

TO VERIFY THE IDENTITY OF A WITCH.

THOU MUST EACH THROW THESE, AHEM...

REASONABLY PRICED TOMATOES AT HIM.

IF HE OBJECTS, THEN HE IS TRULY A WITCH!

OH, NO!

LET THE TESTING BEGIN-ETH!

♪

RUF, RUF, RUF, RUF, RUF!

♪

I THINK HE WENT-ETH THIS WAY.

HEY, COME ON!

WOULD YOU! I'M NOT A I'M NOT A WI OWW!

HEY, THAT'S OUCH!

HE'S A WITCH!

NOW, WE MUST CONTINUE THE TEST UNTIL ALL THE TOMATOES ARE SOLD

UH, UH, UH, I MEAN GONE.

♪

ROAR, ROAR!

HA HA HA HA ♪

NOW THAT THOU ART REVEALED AS A WITCH,

WE SHALL DISPOSE OF THEE!

APPEARS A DEMON... A DEMON!

♪

AHHH!

OWWW!

♪

MILO, HOW DID YOU GET THE MASK?

IT DOESN'T MATTER, JUST GIVE IT TO ME, COME ON,

QUICK!

ALL RIGHT, MILO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT ON?

RUF!

LET'S GET-ETH HIM!

RUF!

MILO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THANKSGIVING... SO SOON?

GRAB-ETH HIM!

RIGHT!

OH, OH, I CAN'T GET FREE.

♪

AHHH!

YOUR TIME IS UP, CRONOS, I'M CLEANING YOUR CLOCK!

YOU'RE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!

BUT FIRST...

YOU GUYS ARE HURTING MY REPUTATION!

BUT THAT'S OKAY.

BECAUSE I'VE GOT SPIN CONTROL!

NOW, WHO COULD I BE NEGLECTING, HM?

WELL, COULD IT BE...

THERE SHE IS, MS. TIME TRAVELING PARTY POOPER!

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO QUICK, BUT I'VE GOT A REMEDY FOR THAT!

YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED?

WHAT'S A BABELICIOUS FOX LIKE YOU DOING WITHOUT A DATE

ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

WHY... WHY DOESN'T MY STOPWATCH AFFECT YOU?

WHY?

MOI?

AFFECTED BY THAT LITTLE DOOHICKEY?

OH, PLEASE!

I'VE GIVEN IT A LICKIN' AND IT JUST WON'T KEEP TICKIN'.

NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOOO!

OHHH!

OH, I'll GET YOU FOR THIS, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

OHHH!

BAD MAN!

STOP THAT THIS MINUTE, I COMMAND YOU!

I COMMA LOOK, A

LOOK, SHE IS A WITCH-ETH AND SHE'S CASTING A SPELL-ETH

ON US ALL-ETH!

'TIS TRUE, GRAB HER!

RIGHT!

AHHH!

HA HA HA!

SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS, CRONOS!

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OH, OKAY, SO THAT'S WHERE YOU FOUND IT.

YEAH, BETTER LEAVE IT HERE FOR SAFEKEEPING

SO I CAN FIND IT IN THREE-HUNDRED YEARS.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD BRING HER BACK WITH US.

BUT, I'VE GOT A FEELING SHE'LL CAUSE LESS TROUBLE HERE

THAN BACK HOME.

ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE DOESN'T HAVE THIS LITTLE TRINKET HERE!

HA HA HA

WELL, TIME TO GET BACK TO WHEN WE BELONG.

WE'RE HOME, MILO, AT LEAST I HOPE WE'RE HOME!

♪

YOU KNOW, YOU SAVED HISTORY, PAL.

SO I'D SAY YOU EARNED A, UH, NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

TIME'S A WASTIN'!

WELCOME BACK, MY BEAUTIFUL COCO BONGO!

DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!

WE ARE GONNA PARTY 'TIL THE END OF TIME!

HA HA HA HA HA

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