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BIRDS TWITTERING, PIGEONS COOING

HIGH-TEMPO MUSIC

Bernie!

PANTING Mum?

Where are you going?

TOM: Bernie?! What are you doing?

SHIV: Mum! BERNIE GRUNTS

Mum, what are d...?

LOUD THUMP Bernie, for God's sake!

That was quite impressive. Yeah.

Bernie. Ah, Bernie!

No, Dad. Bernie! Bernie... oh!

GASPING SHIV: Dad!

Dad, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

What the hell is wrong with this family?

DOG BARKING DISTANTLY

What the fuck, Shiv?

Okay, that was not what was supposed to...

I'm really sorry.

What the hell were you thinking?

Daryl found me, okay.

He wanted to meet his birth mother.

What was I meant to...? So, you're their brother?

Half-brother. Yeah. My dad's not, um, Tom.

Okay. This is wild.

No, this is insane.

You've actually fully lost the plot this time.

Caroline, will you just listen?

Of course, Mum doesn't have another kid.

She's been going out with Dad since they were, like, 15!

W... what? She met someone before that

and got secretly knocked up.

Not impossible.

Dad, tell her.

Mum didn't have a kid before you met.

Well, um...

not before we met. No.

What? Look... we, um...

we broke up when we were 18,

for a bit, you know, for a year or so.

And, uh, that's where your mother met Nigel.

Nigel? Nigel?

Yeah. I know. And he was in a band.

Punk.

WHISPERS: Wow. Hmm!

So, you knew about this?

Well, no, no. No, well, I mean, yes, I knew,

but I didn't think it would...

you know, we didn't think it would ever...

I mean, this, this is, this is quite a...

you know? BIRDS TWITTERING

My God, who are these people?

Okay, get out.

Caroline, I know this is a big shock, but...

Get out!

TOM: Sweetheart. Now!

Get out! Out. Out, out.

Can we just try to talk about...

Get out of this fucking house.

This was supposed to be my night.

It was supposed to be about my baby, and my new family.

But no, you had to make it all about you,

like you always do, Shiv.

To be fair, she kinda made it

all about Daryl. Oh!

DOOR SLAMS, LOCKS DOG BARKING DISTANTLY

Well, that went well.

What were you thinking, Shiv?

What was I thinking?

You're the one who's been lying to us

our entire lives. What were you thinking?

You could at least have given her some warning.

Where are you going? To find your mother.

Do you want any help? TOM: No!

GATE UNLATCHES LIGHT MUSIC

LEAVES RUSTLING

DISTANT CHATTER

SIGHS

KEYS JANGLING

Bernie!

Bernie!

Bernie, stop!

CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE STARTS Bernie!

SIGHS

She just jumped over the wall and ran off?

Yeah. And turned off her phone so no one can reach her.

Wow. Committed.

I mean, this explains everything, right?

The reason why our family's so fucked up.

Why she's always been so...

Why she can never say "I love you" to any of her kids.

Only "I love you too", so, the implication is

you've said it first.

Probably explains why I'm an alcoholic.

Mmm. I mean...

if you're only as sick as your secrets.

Oh, your family's in intensive care.

Exactly. Mm.

Look, just try and look at the positives.

At least you didn't ride him.

Ride who? Daryl?

Yeah, it was clearly heading that way.

And then you would've had the whole incest taboo

on top of everything.

And that would've been a lot.

I mean, gripping, but a lot.

UPTEMPO MUSIC

This is so mad.

Yeah, I know.

I haven't had a brother since I was, like, eight.

What... what do you do for a living?

Actually, I'm in the wine business.

Fuck off. Yeah.

These stairs are a killer.

Hey, Shiv, did you know about this?

Daryl sells booze for a living. LAUGHS

What? Yeah, well, I own a little

vineyard in Victoria.

Why didn't you tell me?

Well, we met at a meeting for recovering alcoholics.

How did you find her?

Did you go to, like, every meeting in Dublin?

Actually, I found all of you pretty easily.

Um, your agency has a picture of you

on their website.

Caroline has a LinkedIn,

and...and Shiv posted a sobriety medal.

You posted a sobriety medal?

What? People do it.

It's supposed to be anonymous.

Yeah. And I thought I'd check out a meeting

and make sure she wasn't a sociopath.

Okay. I think I need a drink.

Do you guys have anything? Oh, yeah.

'Cause that's what two recovering alcoholics need,

a well stacked wine cellar.

DARYL: Well, actually... WHISPERS: Yeah.

I brought a little... something, uh,

for your mum. Well... our mum.

Yeah, definitely need a drink.

I mean, I'd fucking love a drink.

I'm in the middle of a divorce.

Oh, feel your pain there.

You're divorced?

Yeah, five years now.

Ex-wife and I had a dog and everything.

Aw. What happened to the dog?

What happened to the wife?

Found me in bed with another man.

Two, actually.

You're queer?

Apparently.

This day just gets better.

Another gayman in the Sheridan Village.

Cheers. I cannot wait to tell Mum.

Yeah, well, yous'll have to find her first. Ha!

CRISPS CRUNCHING LIGHT MUSIC

Yeah.

KNOCKING ON DOOR

Bernie, are you in there?

Bernie.

KNOCKS ON DOOR AGAIN Bernie!

She's not in.

Sorry, Phyllis.

DOOR CLOSES

Hi, you've reached Ber... Ah!

DOOR CLOSES

Are you sure it's okay that I crash here?

Yeah.

You guys are still drinking,

and after the day we've all had,

it'd be kind of weird if you didn't.

Are you sure that you're an alcoholic?

Uh, let me think. Uh...yeah. LAUGHTER

It's just after today, meeting the family,

you seem very together.

Well, you didn't know me before. DARYL LAUGHS

After Carl died I...

pretty much spent a decade off the rails, so...

Yeah, well, your brother took his own life

and you found him.

Anyone would go off the rails after that.

And most people have a pretty fucked up 20s anyway,

don't they?

I don't know, I just wonder about labelling yourself,

you know, an alcoholic for the rest of your life when...

maybe you're just going through...

a rough time...

you know?

FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING DOOR OPENS

Her phone's still off,

and Dad says she hasn't come home.

Shit.

We did the wrong thing, didn't we?

Nah, listen, the only way to handle Bernie

is to rip the bandage off and wait until

her screams quieten down.

She'll chill out eventually.

CLEARS THROAT I'm going to bed.

I'll try her one more time.

DOOR CLOSES

Right, all set.

Um, I'm just upstairs if you need anything.

Uh, Shiv.

Yeah? Um...

thanks.

No worries.

Well, goodnight.

SOFT MUSIC Night.

? Come as you are ?

? I'm gonna love you if I have to ?

Okay, I'm just gonna say it.

He is definitely my favourite member of our family.

LAUGHS

FOOTSTEPS RECEDING

? Come as you are ?

? I'm gonna leave you if I have to ?

KEYS JANGLING

DOOR UNLOCKS CREAKING

? Come as you are ?

? I forgot how much I missed you ?

RORY: How are you feeling?

Good, yeah.

Almost got five hours.

Still can't wrap my head around it.

Bernie has a kid with a man who's not Tom.

Seems to be a Sheridan habit.

And his dad was in a punk band.

How cool is that? Can we not talk about this?

He's your half-brother. He's a stranger, Rory,

who grew up on the other side of the world.

Those are the facts. That's what we know.

Well, yeah...

I'd prefer if we didn't discuss it.

Have you told your mother our news?

There's more news?

We've chosen a name for the baby.

Oh, yeah. Peter.

Peter? Little Pete.

LAUGHS It's cute, isn't it?

Hmm.

Well, we like it.

I love it.

Totally suits him.

Right, I'm gonna grab my jacket.

Of course, that was my little nickname

for Rory's father.

God rest his soul.

Rory's father?

His... you know...

but only when it was hard.

Hard?

God, that brings me back.

Little Peter, Little Peter,

come out, come out wherever you are.

Sorry.

I gave little Peter a kiss and woke him up.

So did I. PLAYFUL MUSIC

Here... now...

Oh. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

BABY SQUEALS

Oh!

That's my paternity leave over. LAUGHS

You two girls have fun at home today.

Mwah, love you.

Little Peter. Little Peter.

Actually, we're going out.

Where?

Somewhere.

BIRDS CHIRPING

Bernie! Back again.

I thought they were in France.

Can't talk now, Greta.

Late. UPBEAT MUSIC

Well, why won't you just give me her address?

Well, what are you going to do?

I don't know. Send flowers.

Stand on the doorstep with some flowers.

All day? Well, I... I feel bad about

the way things went down last night.

Me too. But she's acting like a child.

Ah, can you just let me handle this?

She's my mum too.

Sorry. Sorry.

That sounded weird.

No, it's okay.

I'll text it. Okay.

But, uh, maybe me and you should do something later.

Dinner or something, just in case she...

in case it doesn't go the way you hope.

You're a good half-sister, you know that?

Yeah. I think I'm pretty much nailing it.

CHUCKLES

Alright, I'll see you later.

LIGHT MUSIC

BICYCLE CHAIN CLACKING

BICYCLE BELL RINGS Watch it, dickhead! Christ!

JACK: Anyone got a light?

I think I'll be teaching you this year.

INAUDIBLE CHATTERING

SIGHS

CROW CAWS

PHONE PINGS

Ah, Jesus.

MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC

You have reached �ine Harrington.

Leave a message.

Uh, uh, hello, �ine, uh,

uh, this is Tom Sheridan COUGHS

I'm really sorry, but...

COUGHING I think I'm gonna have to cancel

our special night tonight.

I've... COUGHING

I've got this terrible chest thing

and, you know,

I think I should just go to bed...

COUGHING on my own.

Uh, yeah, so, um, sorry about that.

COUGHING Uh, uh, thanks again.

HEAVY SIGH

So, we're going to be drawing fruit?

No. LAUGHS

No, obviously we're not gonna be drawing fruit.

I just thought we could use the fruit as a starting point

to explore our... our main theme of...

gender.

Seems a bit basic.

I thought we were doing a project

in response to the artist in residence?

Yeah. Toxic masculinity and taboo.

Well, we're not any more.

Why?

'Cause we're doing something else.

But I've already started.

And I want to learn from a real artist.

Well... firstly...

I am a real artist.

Just 'cause I have to make a living

doesn't mean I'm not an artist.

And secondly, if this theme

doesn't inspire you,

we can always pick something else.

Any suggestions?

TRAFFIC HUMMING DISTANTLY

Yeah. I like toxic masculinity

and taboo.

Me too.

It's bold and challenging, and...

he's actually taking responsibility.

Mm. Making work that's personal.

All artists make work that's personal.

It's not exactly original. LAUGHS

Have you? Of course.

About what?

Well, I... I've made work about...

um...

I've made, I've made work about being an addict.

You're an addict? Yes, actually.

CLEARS THROAT Cool.

What kind?

I don't really think that's important.

WHISPERS: Heroin?

Look, this isn't about me.

You have really good skin for an addict.

Did you inject or smoke?

Look, I'm not gonna get into the whole...

This is not the time or the place.

Oh, what the hell? You're all adults, right?

LAUGHS Uh, I'm...

I'm an alcoholic.

MURMURING

Oh. Yeah.

I mean, my mum is one of those.

I suppose it's better than a food addict.

How is that even a thing? Well, all addiction actually...

But isn't everyone in your generation

pretty much an alcoholic though? Yeah.

We prefer pills to get fucked up.

It's cleaner.

And it doesn't make you so fat.

Right.

BIRDS TWITTERING

We always knew it could happen.

Well, what does he want from me?

I think he just wants to know where he's from.

You know, it's natural.

But I'm not his mother.

The woman who adopted him is his mother.

I know.

I'll only be a disappointment.

No, that's not true.

I can't see him, Tom.

I just can't.

The thing is, Bernie...

you want to.

TRAFFIC HUMMING

BABY GURGLING

Don't worry.

I'm gonna find us a fucking amazing place to live.

Oh shit.

Oh. BABY CRYING

Oh. Oh...

So, I've been putting together a little presentation

to give you all a flavour of SCIAN's

new vision for Appleby's.

We want to cater to a more dynamic market.

Ah, shit.

Deleted that document.

You just closed the tab.

Ah. Panic over. LAUGHS

And in order to attract younger professionals,

we need younger members of our team

to be more front facing.

UPBEAT MUSIC

People like Ant.

Cool, hip, with the right style

and the right contacts,

to help us appeal to a more aspirational...

HARD KNOCKING ON WINDOW

CONTINUED KNOCKING

EMBARRASSED LAUGH

CAR RUMBLING

ENGINE CUTS SEAGULLS CRYING

TENDER MUSIC

Do you want me to go with you?

It's okay.

Hello, Daryl.

Hi.

Would you like to come in?

Yeah.

So, there's a two bed in Sallynoggin...

I'll take it.

You haven't even seen the pictures.

Well, as long as it's nowhere near

Rory's mother, it's fine.

If I pay the deposit in cash, can I get the keys today?

I'm sorry. We have a system of credit checks here.

It'll take a few days to authorise.

Who's she?

I'm the boss.

I thought he was the boss.

I'm not sure we're the right agency for you.

Excuse me? Ant, just a little word.

Mm-hmm. Who is this bitch?

Okay, listen,

we're trying to entice a new kind of clientele,

and that woman is not it.

Also, I think she definitely stole that purse.

WHISPERS: So, get rid of her. She's my sister.

Remember I was telling you about my really crazy family?

Oh, my God. Of course. The alcoholic.

Mm-hmm.

WIPING Bollocks.

JACK: And I want you to think about that for tomorrow, yeah.

Where are you compromising instead of courageous?

STUDENT: Thank you.

Jack. Can I have a word?

I'd prefer if it was out here.

Okay, listen... CLEARS THROAT

things are a bit complicated for me at the minute. I've...

just found out I have a half-brother.

My mum had a kid she gave up her adoption.

Oh, my God. Is Bernie okay?

Uh, she's fine. I'm sure. Yeah, 'cause that's intense.

I mean, I know what it's like to give up a kid.

I'll give her a call.

Okay. Yeah. Em, anyway,

I was just wondering how you might feel

if we go back to the way things were?

The way things were?

With me coordinating the Artist in Residence Programme again.

I get there has to be boundaries, and I agree,

there's literally nothing I could

learn from you, artistically,

but my students seem to be impressed by your work.

And, you know,

at the end of the day, this is about them, not us.

Right?

Right.

So, we shouldn't let our history

get in the way of their education, you know.

What do you think?

Yeah. Nah.

I don't think that'll work for me.

Oh, come on, Jack.

This was supposed to be my big break.

And suddenly you show up and it's gone.

You agreed to that.

It's not my fault this college

respects me as an artist.

Do you actually believe your own hype?

No, Shiv. I know the hype is bullshit,

but at least I'm able to be honest about it.

What does that mean?

If you can't hold the interest

of a bunch of 19-year-olds

for a couple of hours,

it's really not my problem.

What.. .have... have they said something?

I'll give your ma a call.

POIGNANT MUSIC

CLATTERING

When did you move in here?

A few months ago.

LOUD CLATTERING NOISE

Right.

Oh.

I'm sorry. I wanted to offer you coffee,

but I can't seem to find the cafeti�re.

Oh, I can give you a hand.

Um... over here.

BIRDS SINGING

BABY GURGLING

BICYCLE BELL RINGS

RORY: Aw.

You guys didn't have to welcome me home.

Surprise.

What's this?

The lease to our new place.

I've paid the deposit. We can move in next week.

What?

Wha... you... you didn't even consult me.

I, I know, but...

After everything my mum's just done for us.

I just thought all of us living together was getting...

No. No way.

Rory!

SOFT MUSIC PLAYING

S ATISFIED SIGH

CUTLERY CLATTERING

DOORBELL RINGS

Bernie?

Did somebody call a doctor?

Nee naw nee naw nee naw!

�ine! Ju... just wait.

I know just the medicine you need, Tom Sheridan.

PROVOCATIVE MUSIC

Oh. Oh, ah.

�ine, listen.

Shh, shh, shh, shh. Doctor �ine is in charge now.

CLATTERING

And you are in very skilled hands.

TOM GROANS �ine, �ine, my, my, my chest.

Uh huh, no, I think the problem is a little bit lower.

Oh, oh, oh, I... I can... I can't breathe.

Yeah, that's good. Now you're getting into it.

We are gonna get the blood pumping so hard.

�ine, please. Please. Oh, no...

GRUNTING, GROANING

Tom?

Is this real?

DOORS SQUEAK

PHONE BUZZES

? I get waves of compassion ?

? Who am I to say that it is wrong ?

Hey, it's Daryl. Look, I just want to let you know

I... I ripped that BandAid off and I'm with Bernie now,

so, thanks for the great advice, mate.

I'll speak soon.

That's your dad. Oh, wow.

Look at you two.

? Careful what you wish for now ?

MARION: Good boy.

MARION AND RORY CHATTERING

BABY FUSSING

Oh, big yawn. LAUGHTER

Good boy.

? You can only rely on yourself ?

GURNEY CLATTERING PARAMEDICS CHATTERING

EMERGENCY RADIO CHATTER

? "Waves" by Niamh Regan continues playing

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