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Hi, Martha.

It's 11 .45.

What a relief.

I thought you finally found your true love.

Actually, I had a pretty hot date.

I think she might be the one.

That's great.

Congratulations.

And there's better news. She's a single mother and...

Occasionally she needs a babysitter, so I gave her your information.

I hope that's okay.

I don't know.

Working for someone else?

I feel like cheating.

Oh. Cheat away.

It's not like my asshole ex -husband.

You'd actually be doing me a favor.

I don't know, but what if I have to work for you on the same night?

Well, she is okay with maybe you referring a friend as long as you vouch

them.

Yeah. Is that mine?

Oh, I'm sorry. I found it in the couch while I was cleaning and I didn't want

forget. Oh, no.

It's fine.

It's fine.

One last thing to remember my ex -husband by. The last time I wore it, we

weren't divorced yet.

And it looks beautiful on you.

You really think I look beautiful?

Always.

You have to come on strong.

Quit being such a pussy.

If you love this Julia lady, then go get her.

Too awkward.

Then take the back road.

Don't show her how great you are.

You're what a piece of shit her girlfriend is.

How do I do that?

Well, you said that that Holly chick was looking for a babysitter, right?

Then you said that if you couldn't do it, you could hire one of your friends

do it?

Yeah.

Well then, hire one of us.

We'll go in there, seduce her, and bam!

No more competition.

But how would Julia find out?

We could videotape it, put it online.

Maybe you could send an anonymous email with a link to the clip.

Bam!

Make that milk your oyster.

I don't know.

Maybe.

But... It's her.

It's Holly. What do I do?

Just follow her.

Thank you for coming last minute. No problem. You know, I hate leaving the

alone and with all the burglaries and stuff.

So, did you call Holly?

Yeah, she called me about tomorrow, but I can't make it, so I set her up with a

friend. Oh.

Was she good?

Francine's great.

Holly's my lover.

Guaranteed. Okay. Well, awesome. I will see you after the movie.

I thought you were going to set me up with Holly after that.

Oh, we are.

We're going to go before the movie. I don't want the kids thinking that their

dad's the only one that treats them.

I'll be there in a minute, you little turd.

Okay, so I guess I'll see you later.

All right. Have fun.

Hello? Hey, Monica.

It's Francine.

So I really need your help for tomorrow.

My phone is broken, so I need... some kind of a video camera.

Can you help me, please?

Yeah, I just said, well, my phone is broken, broken, but my screen is

cracked, so I don't know what to do, and I need it tonight.

Because tomorrow I'm going to Waterworld, and please don't make me

Waterworld.

And then I'm going straight to the bitch's house. So, I need it tonight.

Well, I've done you a favor.

Can't you do me just this one favor, please?

That's perfect.

Oh, you're saving my life. Thank you so much.

I will see you later, then.

Hello?

Yeah, anything for you, Julie. I'll be right there.

Come on.

Probably not home.

You know,

we could just wait for Monica.

Yeah, we could.

You can't take that.

Yeah, let's take it and go see a movie.

You can't take that.

Yeah, but keep in mind.

What are we doing?

Thank you.

Thank you.

you

Thank you.

Hmm.