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You look cute.

What are you doing?

Eating Oreos.

Why is this place such a fucking mess? I asked you to clean up.

You know my parents are coming over.

We've been together for two years now.

Two years.

And I've never introduced you to them. This meant a lot to me.

We have two hours.

I'll, you know, I'll get dressed and clean it up. We have fun.

Is the rest of this?

We have time to clean it up, baby.

We have time? I asked you to clean it up. You know I've been working all day,

and you haven't been doing shit but eating Oreos.

You know, your parents don't even want to meet me. Like, they've been a bitch

me on the phone. I don't even... I don't even know what to say because, like,

I'm not really looking forward to meeting them.

Well, you can at least...

I'll clean up the house.

Sorry, babe.

You do this every time.

Sorry. Every fucking time I ask you to clean, it's always a mess.

This place is disgusting.

I don't even know how you sit in this all day when I'm at work.

You've been dating me for two years. You know how I am.

You gotta love me for me.

So you think I should just be used to this?

And, you know, I expect for you to step in a little bit when there's a special

occasion. I've been busy all day.

I've been doing shit.

What have you been doing?

Masturbating? Eating Oreos?

What else do you do?

Play video games? I don't know. I read a book earlier.

Okay, there you go.

You know, I mean, you know who I am.

That's what you love me for.

still very new to me, and introducing you to my parents was something that,

know, would be very special for me, but also challenging.

So it's really important, you know, to me, for you to step up a little bit for

these kinds of situations. I understand that you're not... What, clean the

house?

Like a sissy homemaker.

There just isn't very much that I see you doing for me when I ask you to.

I mean, I'm not saying you have to do everything, but...

That's it?

We're going to meet your parents tonight and let them know what's up and that's

what it is.

That's it? You just want to... Leave this place a filthy fucking mess?

I'll clean it up before they get here.

I'm not talking to you. You just threw a bunch of water at me.

Every time I try to talk to you about something serious like this, you run

Because you just threw water at me. I have nothing to say to you anymore.

being a bitch. Can we just finish this? You finished it. You just threw a bunch

of water at me. That was so rude.

Who does that?

You know, I know you're not... Can you apologize for that? That was horrible.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

I know you're not the kind of girl that, you know... Yeah, I mean, you don't

love me for, like, cleaning up the house and, like, you know, like, cooking

dinner. Like, I'm not that type of girl. And I know that, so I'm very sorry that

I pull up like that.

Well, apologies about that.

Thank you.

You know you love me.

Me? You good?

You sure do.

I may not be able to cook you dinner, but... I can take you home and stay a

friend.

Yeah, you do a lot for me.

I mean, you know, I understand that.

Nobody is perfect.

And in any relationship, there has to be some compromises. So there are

definitely some other values that you have.

Thank you, baby. I really like it.

Okay. Well, why don't you love me for me and realize that I'm not here?

I do. I'm not like the main type.

I think we're just going to have to. I love you, though.

I know.

I know.

I think we're just going to have to hire a housekeeper.

I can't be blowing up at you about this all the time.

And maybe I should try a little harder and help with the, you know, cleaning up

after myself.

You can help with my cleaning up.

Yeah, I would appreciate that if you can.

Maybe I should try a little bit harder and help you clean up.

Right. But I'll try not to be so mad.

If it does happen, you know.

I don't want to hurt you.

I love you, you know. I want your parents to be happy for us. Even, you

it's going to be shit by the night, but I want them to be happy for us. Me too.

Me too.

This is why I love you.

You look really hot in that orange shirt.

Oh yeah?

We do have some timing for my parents to get here.

Do you want to spend it doing more important things?

Oh, my God.

I'm so glad we've made up.

Cute.

Good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Borrow it some time.

Thank you.

I really like yours.

It's so cold.

I'm so sick.

Thank you.

afraid to talk on the telephone can never find

Mmm.

Carly, honey, have you seen Donna?

I mean, I just got it caught. You look really nice.

Thank you.

I'm going to go have lunch.

Like that?

Yeah. You can lay in bed and... You have a really nice dress. Thank you. Do you

like my dress? Yeah, I think you look great.

For lunch.

Are you looking for something? Is that what you said? Yeah, my necklace.

I got to see the necklace and I thought it might look great in this dress and I

was wondering if you'd seen it.

I left it on the counter, and it's not there anymore.

When did you get a new necklace?

The other day.

I thought it was pretty, and I picked myself up something.

You mean this?

Yeah, that's cool.

Here, you want it? Yeah.

I don't remember you saying you were going shopping any time.

Like, you would have told me that that's what you were going to be doing. No! I

remember you going to work and to lunch.

Yeah, and I was actually walking, I walked by this, I

don't believe

you. What's your problem?

Because, like, you're wearing perfume and shit. I'm having fun.

It's not that big of a deal. I like to look nice. You shaved your fucking legs

to go to lunch. Not everyone lays in bed all day and smokes weed. I want to have

lunch. You're fucking pussy. You're not even wearing underwear?

Yeah, you're pussy.

White lacy panties? Really?

Do you want to come pull them off me?

That's what I thought. Can you just lay in bed all day? What do you expect? I

want to feel pretty. I want to go out. Come lay in bed with me, dude. You're

going out all balled up. I don't want to lay in bed so much. I'm not a stoner,

okay? That's all I can do. You can lay in your underwear.

I want to look nice. I want to go have fun.

Would you like to go have lunch?

Yeah. Actually, you want to go to lunch right now? I do.

I do. Let's go.

What about you? How are you going to lunch with? I know you're not going

You're right. Who are you going to lunch with?

Who do you work with?

I know most people. I mean, I went there for the Christmas party. I met almost

everybody. Who do you work with that I wouldn't have met already?

You got a pretty small office.

That's nowhere near any jewelry shop.

That's for sure.

Because I've been there.

Like, I just want to get to my meeting. We can have a conversation later.

Can I have my neck off the plane? No.

Who are you going with?

I'm going with the girl from work. And we're just going to talk about stuff.

Okay, stop asking me questions.

I've invited you. You're not paying any attention to me.

Because I want to go have lunch. I want to have a nice day. Well, I can go to

lunch with you and your girlfriend.

I would love that.

I don't believe you. Can you throw on this wrap and go out and feel pretty and

look nice and have a fun relationship?

You just, I can't lay in bed all day. I can't do this.

Okay? I mean, maybe you showed me a little more attention. Why did you show

your pussy to go out with your friends?

To feel nice.

To feel nice? To feel nice.

I think somebody else is burying this. Can I have my fucking necklace now? No,

because I remember the fucking night that you came out with this. I remember

that. You were going to dinner, right? And you were all jazzed up like this.

I'm not going to do that again, right? You think I remember them stones all the

time? This is not fair.

I know somebody gave this to you, dude. I know.

I know.

It was a gift. It's not that big of a gift. It's not a gift.

What else are you lying about? What else are you lying about? Why don't you pay

me a little more attention and I'm going to be getting gifts from other people.

I won't go. I'm out of here.

What are y 'all dressed up for?

Um, well, I feel bad about before.

You feel bad for making fun of me for dressing up for what? I wasn't making

of you. Look at you. You put on my dress. You put heels on. You put your

on. It feels good, doesn't it? Yeah, it does feel good.

But I did it for you. That's the difference. For you.

You wanted my attention.

Yeah. That's what I've been trying to do for you. But you're going on doing it

with somebody else. I would never do that.

You have somebody else giving me attention, and I'm not.

I'm not.

cheating on you i'm not sleeping i can never even imagine putting my tongue in

another girl's pussy i can't imagine it's been hanging out

with a couple girls that are my age but you know they

just like to have me around and then spoil me a little bit and it hasn't

there i thought about it i thought about it every day but i just can't

with somebody else. I love you and I want to be with you, but I need

and it felt good to get the attention.

Now you know.

I just want to look good and get a little bit of attention and be with you.

don't have sex anymore.

What is that?

We can't do that.

Well, I'm going to stop smoking as much.

Try and lay off.

Be in the moment.

Be with me.

Let's get together. Come on.

You need to pop a little more of the balls.

Can you put them in your stomach?

You're all right.

Thank you.

Mm hmm.

And...

something.

Amen.

We did. Oh my fucking god.

I sure fucking believe her.

Oh my fucking god.

What the fuck, dude? This is fucking ridiculous.

She's fucking joking me.

Dude, what?

What the fuck?

This is fucking unbelievable dude

Hi.

What did you do?

I just went out with the girls. We played some pool and did karaoke.

Pool? Did you guys go to karaoke? Yeah.

You know that place? I think they call it, like, K -Stone or something like

that. Isn't that kind of far across, though?

It is, but just where everyone was going, so... Oh, for sure.

I missed you. I missed you. I've been up all night.

What time is it?

I think it's like four.

In the morning?

Yeah.

We stopped at an after -hours place. I think we got a little late.

No. What after -hours place?

What's it called? That dark bar or something?

For sure.

Why are you wearing any fucking underwear?

What the fuck?

Yeah, I think I lost those.

How did you manage to lose your fucking underwear?

Are you fucking kidding me?

We were just, like, fucking around taking, like, funny pictures. Yeah, like

ones I found on your Twitter last night, right?

Yeah, they were. They were that bad, right? Yeah, these fucking pictures?

Ooh. Yeah. Huh.

Not that fucking bad, right?

Oh, yeah.

I was really drunk.

Really? You don't say.

You didn't fucking... Oh, my God. What else could you have possibly done last

night? Nothing. We were just drinking, and you know how, like, sometimes it

out of hand. Who the fuck were you with? You know. When it gets out of hand.

You know. You know how Jessie is.

Jessie? Yeah.

You were fucking hanging out with Jessie?

Yeah. See, I didn't even know she was coming, and then she got invited, and

people thought it was going to be fine, and... People thought it was going to be

fine. Like, it's totally fucking cool you don't even tell me this fucking shit

when you get there or anything. You don't think you call me to tell me.

know you... freak out and I didn't want to upset you because it was totally no

big deal.

Like, we talked. She knows we're together. She knows I'm madly in love

Like, it was nothing weird. I promise.

You know, that just sounds fucking weird. I mean, dude, are you fucking

me? Come on, no fucking underwear.

You fucking, I mean, come on, no fucking bra. This is fucking bullshit. I mean,

what, do you have a new tattoo?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh my gosh. I didn't want you to freak out like this. I wish you would have

come out.

out and do it because i fucking work so i'm constantly fucking doing shit to

fucking support us and you go out and you think it's a fucking big fun thing

go and lose your underwear and get fucking new tattoos without me you don't

give a fuck about me i do and i work too you know i mean i just i get like

claustrophobic in here all the time and i just want to like let loose and

feel like i have something to do other than just work on what like your pussy

loose No, it's not like that. You know it's not like that. But it's like that

with Jesse, and you know it's fucking like that with Jesse. We had the same

fucking problem three fucking months ago.

I know it looks bad, but if you would just fucking... It looks bad and fucking

smells bad.

It's not like that. I promise.

I just needed to have some fun, and I got carried away. I will admit that, and

I'm sorry.

just have fun and feel like you're so like driven all the time to just work

work work work and it's all about money and bills and and when are we gonna do

this and what are we saving for this and and that and i just make my head want

to explode like we're young and you don't think it doesn't make me want to

fucking just it can blow it on myself then why don't you come out i want to

fucking relax i've been sick four fucking times this month i know

fucking working constantly fucking dealing with all your fucking bullshit

paying for things because you haven't gotten work lately.

I can't fucking... I hate the way you're always throwing it in my face. I try as

hard as I can, and I know that you're making more money right now, but you act

like I have no value in this relationship whatsoever.

And yeah, you're constantly sick. You don't ever let me go down on you

We don't kiss.

We don't do anything but just snuggle.

I have a fever. I have a headache. And it's just, it's getting old.

I'm sorry.

I'm genuinely fucking sorry for my body completely giving out on me in your time

of need.

So fucking sorry, dude. You know what? Maybe I should just pack my shit and get

the fuck out of here. Don't do that. Yeah, maybe I fucking should. Because

clearly, I'm not assisting your fucking needs.

And what am I supposed to fucking do?

I sit here and masturbate and wait for you to come home. I was actually going

fuck you.

tonight, this morning, this evening.

Fucking... I'm done, dude.

No, don't say that. You can't just walk away.

Fuck you. We've been together for too long. This is bullshit.

Yeah, you're fucking bullshit.

Come back.

Listen, this is so ridiculous. You can't just leave.

Yeah, I can.

Over one bad night?

Come on.

We've been through so much more. We just got here. We're starting fresh. I know

work is hard, but we'll work it out.

You can't just up and try to leave every time we have a fight.

Every time, every fucking time we have a fight, always about the same fucking

thing. Why do you even hang out with her? If you love me so fucking much.

I told you, I didn't invite her.

Doesn't matter. You didn't even fucking acknowledge to tell me the fact that she

was there. You know I would have at least appreciated knowing.

You could have explained to me that it's not like that last night.

Now, it's really fucking late.

It's up to you. I'm willing to do whatever it takes. If you don't want me

ever see her again, next time I'll just walk out of the bar. That will make you

happy. I'll just come home. I'll stop by night. You mean more to me than one

night at a stupid fucking bar with a stupid girl that means nothing to me.

And nothing even happened. We were just hanging out.

How am I even supposed to believe that? Let me see your fucking tattoo.

Let me fucking see the tattoo you got.

It's not even anything, like, thick.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I get to fucking look at that every single time we have sex.

And every time I have to think about her.

You don't even understand.

We just got it at the same time. It's not like it was a thing that I got with

her. At the same fucking time. At the same fucking time. She didn't get the

thing or anything. We were just bonding impulsively. Were you also fucking

impulsively?

Absolutely not. You get so dramatic.

Listen to me. You just have to listen.

They're not easy.

Fucking pussy.

God bless you.

I did.

What did you do? I got you something.

You got me something?

Wasn't expensive, was it?

You have to wait and see.

Come on, cover your eyes.

We're going, we're going, we're going. It's getting awesome.

You're going to love it. Oh,

it's going to be good. It's going to be great. You're going to love it.

Okay, are you ready?

I think so.

Are you sure?

Okay, just show me. You're excited.

Be really excited.

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Just show me.

It's a painting.

Look how pretty it is.

Isn't it awesome?

Yeah, it's a real painting.

It's pretty cool.

It's just a big face.

Isn't it beautiful, though? Like, a little bit.

Yeah, I kind of like it. I don't know.

Sure, why not?

How much was it?

So much to look at.

It's cool. I mean, if you like it.

Well, it was supposed to, you know, make you happy.

Yeah, I can learn to enjoy it.

How much was it, though? It's pretty big.

Well, it was, um... How much was it?

Um... Like, two grand.

Like, two grand?

I don't know. And that's what you paid for it?

All we have is two grand. I don't understand.

You went out and bought a painting. How are we going to pay our rent next month?

We're still setting up here.

And we still need things like internet.

We don't have a phone line. We don't have anything right now.

And you, instead, you got a painting?

It doesn't make you happy.

like 30 bucks for it. Sure. We have two grand for our entire budget and you just

blew it. You just fucking blew all our money.

Look at how pretty it is.

Maybe not like happy.

Maybe happy.

You think it's pretty?

Yeah.

I look, I mean, I don't even understand what it is. You don't even know this

person.

It's just that you want faith during us for the rest of the time that we live

here. And sometimes I'm like, ooh.

Like, no idea what color.

It's just some kind of like albino person.

You know that I keep painting classes.

have been better than us.

Wow.

I'm glad I went out of my way to find something nice and you totally

it. Cool. Cool.

Look, I'm sorry.

Yeah, you hate it. I get it.

Are you crying?

No.

It's not about... I know you're just trying to do something nice, but... I've

been so stressed out about our money and everything lately. I think it just...

It made me blow up. Look, I'm really sorry.

It's fine. Let's just do the painting.

It's... You know, maybe it'll grow on me or something.

After you just demolished it? Tell me how stupid it was.

It wasn't because I didn't like the painting. I was just...

You know, I'm really stressed out about how we're going to pay for everything.

This was an expensive move for us.

Well, maybe the painting was up.

Then you'll have to look at it.

Come on.

You know I like you even when you do those crazy, spontaneous things. I mean,

you're the one who has to keep me chill because otherwise I get too uptight.

I need you to be like that sometimes.

Maybe in hindsight it would be so bad.

You know, it's the first part of our interior decorating experience here.

But we could look at it instead of the TV.

I think we'll have to for a little while now.

Since we're even more broke than usual. But look, maybe, I don't know. I

found 30 bucks so we can still...

take you out to dinner later if we want. And then maybe we can just forget about

this fight.

I mean, I'm still excited.

It's a new place.

We'll make it work.

Break it.

Goodbye.

Thank you.

That's why I'm blowing all our money

Thank you.