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For those who are just waking up, Good morning, Sydney!
It is 5.45 am, you are listening to Radio ACDC, and I'm Jez.
We are expecting a sunny day and wonderful here in Sydney
Maximum temperatures will reach 36
with a minimum of 18.
BOURGET AIRPORT, FRANCE, 19:45
I'm still waiting to hear on the news that Froggy crashed his plane!
THE BATTLE FOR SKYNORTH: COBRA VS KILLER… WHO IS THE WINNER?
STEVEN BRICKMAN, JACQUES ALAIN MARTY: FINANCIAL WARRIORS OF THE 21ST CENTURY
Yes?
Do we have entry? Good. Steve?
He speaks live on French television.
Jacques-Alain Marty,
you are the French businessman that we see it most often in the media,
you have been the CEO of VLADIS for five years,
and you have made the decision to confront
the American media giant SKYNORTH.
Is it megalomania?
Daring?
you know
to be in control the biggest dream machine in the world
it's a childhood dream became a reality.
But the SKYNORTH acquisition for sure it will involve a fight to the death
between you
and Australian rival Steven Brickman,
within Brickman Incorporated,
an undisputed market leader in cutting edge technology.
Those who follow the takeover process
declare you are the rival.
Say, in fact, the young talent, who came to take out the champion
from the ring ?
Beautiful!
Do not be afraid that the purchase of SKYNORTH
will deepen the debt of the group,
who is already in trouble?
Our English-speaking friends they have an excellent motto:
"grow or die" or as they say in French:
"Grandir ou noosh..."
Fffoo… Fffoo… Shoo…
Moosh fee fee…
It's happening again.
Overall plan!
You were damn right Andrew.
It seems to be getting worse from minute to minute.
My informant supplies updated information.
It's in the frog's inner circle.
Deeply infiltrated.
Cobra always knows the best time to attack the prey.
Are you growing or dying Mr. Marty?
OK.
die
I have to run.
Where are you going, André?
AGM for Bepelin Tires.
What is AGM?
Annual General Meeting.
I told you 20 times!
Anyway,
I'll tell them what I think about this CRP.
CRP…
Cooperative restructuring program.
It's easy!
I don't understand anything.
I'm not a stock market expert like you!
I wouldn't say expert. I am talented and hard working.
As they say: Work above all!
I know! To close the door behind me.
I have to go home. I have a pot on the fire.
Ah! OK.
- Don't forget the sandwich! - Yes.
What exactly?
pc.
- What? - PC!
Pate and cucumbers.
It's easy!
pc…
Doctor, do you have the results?
- Excuse me? - The results. The insults.
Damn it! The results.
Yes, I have them, Jacques-Alain.
Don't panic, it's nothing serious.
The neurological report is perfectly normal.
What do you mean formal? Normal?
Impossible.
Completely normal! Trust me.
The patient is open, doctor!
I have to run, Mr. Alain.
My patient is open.
What?
Go to Dr. Mornz.
The best psychiatrist in Paris.
A cat cat? A psycho?
He has appointments for the next three months.
But for you, he made an exception.
Tomorrow at 10 sharp.
I have a meeting with the board of directors…
Admins… dammit!
I don't know if you realize
but now we're all in a Ferrari,
driving towards the future.
You want my opinion?
Five years of messing around in other people's fortunes
can destroy the nervous system.
May I suggest something?
At the level of international disasters,
this is titanic plus apollo 13, plus September 11th.
Do you want to see my breasts?
And it adds to everything the opioid crisis of 1999
and you still don't get to where you are now.
what did you say
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Where is Jacque-Alain?
Administered…
We're leaving.
Wine.
OK. The pupa.
First, I would like to congratulate the innovation team
for development the new Heavy Load winter tires
Radial Axis.
A miracle.
Thank you very much.
Secondly,
on a less positive note,
I read that the deficit from the chemical branch
will be higher than estimated.
I don't know what you mean.
I mean the rumours spread about CRP,
Corporate Restructuring Program.
Morin!
Please calm down! What is the question?
Who is the insufferable?
Andre Morin.
A playing accountant the same board at each AGM.
He thinks he's Robin Hood. And small shareholders love it.
Furneeee…
Providing…
Supply.
Yes. You look downright stupid.
Thanks for the spiripijin… Supirijin…
Support! Your support in this po...challenge.
Nadine, if she's there, I'm…
Finished. I mean finished!
I'm finished.
God
Get some spray and change your shirt!
You stink, Jacques-Alain. You can.
Oh my gosh… I met…
Badly delayed.
hello sir
Attention! You will wrinkle them.
Oh!
- It gets on my nerves. - Me too.
Fixed before…
intended to…
That's what you need!
Behold.
Who is a small and hungry piranha?
Jean-Bernard, come on! Leave Régis too.
Josette! You will have to fight if you want too.
Quiet.
VLADIS shares rose up to 24% since the beginning of the year,
fact that will reassure shareholders
that meet within the AGM in two days
at the Palais des Congres in Paris.
Hello! How can I help you?
Not! You're going to wrinkle it.
Service!
I praise you.
Hello, Mr. Marty.
hello ma'am
Good job, right?
Yes?
Hello, Mr. Marty.
Dates?
Yes, Mr. Marty.
Meeting at 9:39 with Mr. Lebrochet.
Not!
- Yes, Mr. Marty. - Nanana.
Banana?
Not! Pineapple!
Pineapple? Would you like a juice?
Not!
Nanana! Cancellation!
Of course.
Cancel everything. Cancel it.
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, 20:05
Steve?
Mr. Labrochette, our man from the banking consortium just called
about meeting Marty. The French just canceled
Do you suspect something?
We'll know for sure in an hour or two.
OK.
Meanwhile, the cobra will wait still as a stone.
The objective is like all of them to know globally
that we are interested in SKYNORTH.
It's nothing too bad in the press about your interview.
They simply mentioned that you seemed nervous
But also "tense".
I feel like I'm boiling, can you turn on the air?
Brickman confirmed his intentions to acquire SKYNORTH.
I'm afraid that…
It's good news.
Bump…bump… I mean that's news… good!
Good news? The eagle wants to up the ante
and considering our finances, they will eat us alive!
No way.
This time, I'm going to… I'm going to…
Are we going to… defeat him?
- No! - Are we going to make him pray for us?
- No! - We will destroy it!
We'll trick him!
We'll trick him.
i need of a code name for this operative…
The operator! Operate…
Operation! Let go of the horse. Ride!
Heat!
- I'm freezing! - Let her go.
For this operation we need of a word that is easy to say.
But difficult at the same time.
I propose "Operation Marlin".
Horrible.
Orca? Operation orca.
Swordfish?
Swordfish!
- I said it first! - I didn't hear.
i know
It will be the operation…
Caraca…carcass…curd…
Sperm whale! And why?
Because it's huge!
But the sperm whale is not a fish, is a cetacean.
Interesting.
- Does the sperm whale live in water? - Yes.
- Yes... - Yes.
- Is it huge? - Yes.
- Oh, yes. - Oh, yes.
- Then, blackberry! - Excuse me?
- Mouth! - Done.
Exact.
Sometimes you are so aggressive.
Yes. Annoying!
How did it go yesterday at the AGM?
It's not AGM! AGM. Annual General Meeting.
How will it be? how did it go
Very good!
The elite of the tire world were gathered there,
but they failed to deflate my moose!
Did you get it, Andrée? Tires? Deflate?
Yeah, yeah, deflated like a tire.
I'm not an idiot, André.
Anyway,
Dauphinoise potatoes tonight?
No thanks, Andrée. I can't eat anything.
In two days I will make my debut at VLADIS:
Another AGM?
Well done, Andrée! You remembered.
So you're not the dumbest in the schoolyard.
They look like albatrosses.
Cormorants. Yes, cormorants.
Seagulls. But it doesn't matter.
You can talk without stuttering, see?
Focus on one object and describe it as detailed as possible.
OK. Cormorants.
Seagulls. Cormorants are much larger.
Well, you have little cormorants and huge seagulls. He's not an expert on birds.
They are seagulls.
Anyway, this little trick
it will help you get the words out.
At least temporarily.
What other symptoms do you have?
I sweat profusely.
Ah! It explains itself.
Huh?
You were traumatized by a specific event?
Yes. When they introduced the billionaire tax.
I rather talk of childhood events.
Oh, no.
Abuse? Do you touch?
Excuse me?
Please answer Mr. Marty.
I answered! I said cormorants.
They are seagulls.
It sounds like you are suffering from panic attacks
caused by childhood trauma.
Panic attacks? That's all?
The trauma is so deeply rooted
so that it manifests itself in this severe way.
Severe? Clear.
Attacks will persist until we identify the counter-phobic object.
- What exactly? - The antidote, in other words.
My antidote?
Yes. It could be anything.
An object, a smell...
Great, thank you.
Or a person.
Maybe something soothing which you tragically missed
in childhood.
- So, when I'm going to find that something... - Please don't move...
When will I find my antidote? will the panic attacks go away?
But hurry, they will get worse.
And a stay in a specialized institution should not be excluded.
Specialized in what?
Not. I'm Jacques-Alain Marty.
JAM the Killer. I coordinate a group of 380,000 employees.
I am responsible to…
to the Board of Directors.
Administer!
Calm.
Describe what's on my wrist.
It's a watch.
It is a watch from the Patek Philippe collection.
With an extremely precise chronograph, worth almost 20,000 euros.
Sorry… the smell…
i know From the moment I get in the car, the windows fog up.
Excuse me doctor, I have a meeting with the board of directors.
To the Board of Directors!
To the Board of Directors!
Oh, sorry. I know it's not pleasant.
You won't believe how many shirts I change.
Horrible.
Before you go, I'll give you these anti-anxiety tablets.
Yes?
Take a quarter of a tablet if you have an attack.
Not more. They are strong enough to put an elephant to sleep.
Thank you, doctor.
An adult elephant!
MOISSEY TOY FACTORY
- Hi, Johnny. - Hello.
Mr. Marcel, what are you doing here?
Oh, Andre! Dear André…
what's going on
Banks have left us, that's what happens.
Look.
Thirty-five minutes late. It is unacceptable.
In my day, something like that it would not have been allowed!
Maybe something serious happened.
He already canceled the morning meeting.
Excuse me for the time… first…
Here we have a quartz battery powered clock.
The little tongue is at ten the big tongue is at eight,
which means it's 10:40.
I was 40 minutes late. Please accept my apology.
You are a lioness! is it raining outside
No, I ran here from the hospital.
My wife fractured her tibia
during a visit to an orphanage.
Five fractures, one open. Absolutely horrible.
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. It will be OK, despite these things.
She's tough, like me.
You all know we're up against it with Brickman for the acquisition of SKYNORTH.
We will counter his offer.
One second. How do you propose to counter Brickman's offer?
President Lebrochet.
You can ask Bocuse
sea urchin caviar recipe?
Through Operation Guide Dog shares rose 5 billion.
Operation "Infallible Pinnochio", shares rose 11 billion.
Didn't I earn your respect?
Freeze…freeze…freeze?
This is a double pane window and a classic column design
with a clamping mechanism and a mounted frame.
This is the window to the future.
It represents my extremely clear vision
for this operation, whose name will remain secret,
which will be the most profitable of all!
You know I'm not kidding about dividends.
And I guarantee they will be attractive stock options
for each board member.
But as always
i need… all the confidence.
Jacques-Alain, as chairman of the board,
I would like to be the first to confirm that you have our vote of confidence.
Same before!
But if, despite the efforts, the operation will fail,
your future as CEO at VLADIS will be in danger.
I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
Listen, Jacques-Alain. I had chickens, a puppy, a cat...
S… Wait a second, let me write it down.
Mice and even a goose.
You were a picky eater
but you never had hay fever …
In general, you were always one happy, talented child.
There is no reason why
to now have debilitating phobias.
Think carefully, mother! No incident comes to mind
who could have treated me... plot...
- Tramatata... - Excuse me?
Wait a second.
This is a digital cellular device, the last model, with
chrome accented number buttons, 0-9,
I assume an asterisk and pound button as well.
Traumatized! An event which could have traumatized me
No. Why don't you ask your brother?
Guillaume? I don't talk to that antisocial hippie.
It could be the perfect chance to make up.
It would make me very happy.
But it is impossible… Live like a man of the street.
I want this.
And this.
What a mess.
Look here. It's full of mold.
And it stinks!
Dust is disgusting.
Gerard? Clean this up.
It's horrible.
Ah, here he was!
It's mine.
And this is mine.
And this is mine.
What are you doing here?
I collect photo albums.
Childhood memories. It's for my biography.
You broke down my door to come steal my materials?
Wait a minute.
I take what belongs to me.
You can make paintings
with a brush like anyone else.
What do you know about it?
The only thing that moves you about art
is the resale value.
Gérard!
Do something, Gerard!
Not. Nothing special.
Let's see.
Nothing special.
And the smells?
Poppy.
Daisy.
Nothing special.
Ready.
Come on! Go away!
- Jacques-Alain, the puppy is peeing! - I don't care!
I'm looking for an antelope.
An antidote. Anti... thread!
Your antidote. In any case,
I wake up early tomorrow
to open a new orphanage and i can't sleep in this zoo!
Not!
I lied to the council
to administer...
This is a wool suit containing a matching skirt and jacket
jamb pink color.
You mean my suit?
Yes. It's a trick of my psychiatrist.
So that you don't stutter me anymore.
Describe my Chanel suit as pink ham
is it something recommended by the psychiatrist?
Listen. I was late for today's meeting
and I couldn't tell them that I went to a psychiatrist.
So I told them I was visiting you in the hospital
because you broke your shin to an orphanage.
Excuse me?
Yes, my dear, I had to say something. A few days on crutches won't hurt you.
Parent! A wild animal in my room trying to bite me!
It is not a wild animal, my dear, it's a goose.
This is how foie gras is made!
do you remember I ate foie gras at Christmas, with grandma.
Oh my god!
how are you feeling
"Never complain, never explain," as the British say.
In French it would be…
I know, Jacques-Alain.
But the rumors about your health I'm worried...
Pierre, I sacrificed everything to be the zero one.
zero... num...
This is a pack of 20 cigarettes
rolled with Virginia tobacco.
Smoking causes cancer
and the latest studies show that 47.8% of the teachers
die prematurely due to nicotine abuse.
I sacrificed my life to be number one in the world.
I can't ababo… ababiblo…
It's about time.
The dynamic growth trajectory of VLADIS
it expands in the international media sector.
And under the coordination of our president,
we will see the stock values growing significantly.
You have our full confidence. thank you
Hello, I'm André Morin, accountant.
Thank you very much.
I have a question for Mr. Marty.
Please, I will try to answer your question.
OK.
I noticed that the accumulated debt of your investments
it is 13 million euros
above the estimated level.
Excuse me?
I don't know where you got that value from.
I was wondering...
MICROPHONE
I can't hear you.
I'm going upstairs.
Now is not the time.
It's always time for Mr. Marty.
I can't. I can't hear.
thank you
Thank you very much.
You you are the heads of the VLADIS group.
Sir, if I understand correctly,
you want to know how he did it
VLADIS to postpone certain investments.
Yes.
Let's look at the balance sheets.
On page 541, you will see that our publishing subsidiary
has 4 billion euros in credit.
Page 438: our technology subsidiary mobile has a turnover
over 2.6 billion euros.
But, you are right, on page 495,
we see a deficit of 6 billion euros
of commercial depreciation. In addition, page 603
details 4 billion in losses due to the accounting deficit.
If you sum these values, it is easy to see that
value of VLADIS shares it has doubled in the last two years.
ladies and gentlemen,
I have a dream, that our group,
yes, our group, because only I drive VLADIS
because you chose me
I have a dream in which I see that VLADIS reaches new heights.
I dream of a future
in which I can say: You were right trust me
Nothing can stop us.
Nothing can stand in the way our success.
thank you
thank you
To start with "I have a dream" it was a bold move.
I am amazed, Jacques-Alain!
Elisabeth had tears in her eyes!
Do you know something?
JAM the Killer is here and he's not leaving.
35 minus 22… 13… that's right, 13.
Commercial depreciation? Where?
OK, it's an accounting deficit, but still…
Hey!
You can't stay here, sir! We close.
Of course, I apologize.
Where is the exit to
boulevard Général de Gaulle?
Exit through door F there.
OK?
Then go to corridor G4 to the end, then turn left.
Then go to stairwell B12 on the second floor.
Then go down half a floor, left then right
and from there, straight ahead. You can't miss it.
Does that look like a dead man to you?
I don't understand. He came back to life.
Let's keep our eyes open and hide.
Warn Brickman.
I will try to convince the banking consortium to give up
Look at him, he's coming.
We need more people like you mr marty
What's the family doing, Mr. Marty?
Very good, thank you.
Mr. Marty, I'm a big fan.
France needs people like you.
thank you I try to do everything what more can I do baby...
Bi...bi...bibe...
I'm sorry, Mr. Marty has a plane to catch.
Thank you very much.
Right, left, right...
Oh no!
Toilets.
No, not over there.
Good.
oh god…
It's back! I don't understand...I understand.
Calm down.
The driver is in the parking lot.
We're going to the party.
We cannot feed rumours.
- Will you be okay? - Yes.
- Oh! Mr. Marty? - Yes.
Oh, I didn't expect it… do you recognize me?
Are you…
I was asking you about the numbers.
Yes, thank you, sir. I'm afraid I'm very tired.
Parking, please.
My family is waiting for me and I'm terribly late.
You're terribly late!
Terribly, terribly late!
You're late!
You're late, I understand.
What do you do with the buttons?
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to press for parking.
- P1 or P2? - P2?
So.
You know, I have a feeling you haven't understood exactly my question.
I was talking about the investment of 13 million euros...
Yes, the initiation…
Speculation… and regulation… macro-economic markets.
Personalization. Unconstitutional.
Scriptural money. Monetary aggregates.
I just wanted to check if the numbers match.
Financial disintermediation…
Cultural integration a interactive processes.
Tell me sir…?
Morin. Andre Morin.
Mr. Morin. Do we know each other? Have we met before?
No, never.
It's funny, I never forget a name or a figure.
However, I have a feeling that…
Maybe now to the toilet?
No, it's more…
I don't know.
Sorry to insist, but still no you answered my question
about investments, Mr. Marty.
Know the gross profit
of our branch waste treatment?
- No. - Find out immediately.
Good. I will find it out.
Mr. Morny! Jacques-Alain Marty on the phone.
One second.
I can't believe!
I was just in the elevator with a man whom I have never met before
and stop stuttering me and I don't sweat anymore. Is this normal?
Someone unknown? What did it look like?
Nothing special. Nothing special really.
It's interesting. This man it must be connected somehow
with your trauma.
What trauma?
How should I know? You have to find out.
I? But you are the doctor!
And you the patient.
You should know that the only way to find out
why this stranger calms you down is to stay with him day and night
to guide you to the antidote.
Day and night?
are you kidding
It's not a shame that you didn't choose a beautiful woman with forms
with huge breasts and a firm ass?
So can I choose?
Just kidding, Mr. Marty.
Humor is therapy perfect for anxiety.
Humor, Mr. Marty, have you heard of him?
Good.
Funny.
I found it!
Page 321, I found it!
Wonderful.
Mr. Morin, I have two proposals for you.
Given that you believe that I didn't answer your question
and, by default, I don't know how to do my job,
maybe you would like to take my place at the leadership of VLADIS?
And the second proposal?
I would like to invite you to dinner.
Listen, I have to think.
Let me take your place as VLADIS CEO
it simply implies
certain things I have to deal with.
Maybe we can start with dinner. It's simpler.
- Okay. - Okay.
did you fall asleep or what?
Oh, should I follow you on the scooter? Or maybe we can leave it on the road?
- What do you have? - It's a scooter.
Isn't it a little early for dinner?
Mr. Morin, the world belongs to those who wake up early
and I go to bed early
and thus eat early. You must eat early and light.
To be a winner like me, the lifestyle of a champion is required.
So, are you an accountant?
Yes, in a toy factory.
Ah, this is Louise's passion.
your wife?
My daughter. My wife's name is Nadine.
And her passion is accounting?
No, the toys…
Your wife has a passion for toys?
No, my daughter.
Ah, right.
Sorry, I didn't really understand. Who is passionate about accounting?
No one in my family has one passion for accounting!
Do you understand?
Yes, perfect.
- Hello, sir. - Hello.
I'd rather keep them myself, thanks.
I take care of them.
Oh… OK then.
wait for me here
My wonderful cousins! What a surprise.
Nadine didn't tell me you were coming!
Mom and Dad came to support me in this difficult time.
Difficult time my dear?
I broke my tibia, did you forget?
Of course, the shin.
It's probably terrible for someone like you who is always doing something!
That's life.
Ah! I didn't meet you. This is one of the shareholders of VLADIS
who will… who will…
Have dinner with us! What a wonderful idea.
No, unfortunately we have a lot to do...
- Come on, Jacques-Alain! - Another plate.
You and your friend
you can try this chicken curry and coconut milk.
You will see!
It is delicious and very healthy. Am I sure sir…?
Morin.
Dying of…?
Only Morin.
Edouard Salanches de Foiry. Nice to meet you, Mr. Morin de Just.
Will you join?
Well…
Yes, what a great idea!
Then let's get to work!
Do you know what I actually think?
Capitalism was
which destroyed the French aristocracy.
thank you
This is why I hate capitalism.
My son-in-law knows what I think.
Certainly.
I hate capitalism too.
I am a communist.
It doesn't even shock me.
Guillaume, my husband's brother,
he is also a communist.
"Just to annoy Jacques-Alain."
His words.
my brother is not a communist he is an alterglobalist.
It is no longer fashionable to be a communist.
Now Mr. Marty…
At the end of the day, are your political views important?
What my husband means is…
What we would all like to know is: who is Mr. André Morin, really?
Exact.
How does he live? What does he like?
What are his passions? Maybe Russian literature?
Baroque music? Flemish painting?
My passions are the stock market and pollock fish.
Excuse me?
Let me explain. I like to say bursa and pollock
as a joke.
Because I have two passions.
Stock market: to buy and sell, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
And fishing.
But if I say my passions are stock market and fishing, no one laughs.
So, I say bursa and pollock fish!
Funny.
Good!
Françoise, we should go.
I lead you.
Thanks for everything dear. Dinner was divine.
Thank Kwaï Chang for the curry.
My daughter has her own Thai boss.
Goodbye, comrades!
Take care of my son-in-law!
Thank you, comrades.
Don't get up. I'm calling you.
I lead you.
Thank you Jacques-Alain but I'm not senile yet.
Of course.
Oh! It's twelve past twenty.
can you help me get the scooter in the trunk?
I have a long way to go.
No way, Mr. Morin! You can sleep here.
Should I sleep here?
Nadine, what a room to offer to our guest?
For a communist, I suppose that we need the red room.
This is the red room.
The bathroom and toilets are here.
Wonderful.
- Is that okay with you? - Oh, but…
Doesn't it have rosettes?
It is automatic. put your hand underneath and the water comes out.
Like at a restaurant.
Yes, like in a restaurant
Do you drink tea or coffee in the morning?
I feel like in a hotel!
Like a hotel, but for free.
Good night, Mr. Morin.
And stop playing with the rosettes! You're going to screw them up.
Oh Mr. Marty?
I drink coffee in the morning.
Wonderful.
- No sugar. - Okay.
thank you
First I have to wear a cast
and pretend I have dusty shins,
now I have to serve an accountant
who likes to fish for trout.
What's next?
We take the whole family on a camping trip?
Does Mr. Mormon even have a wife?
Morin, not Mormon.
How should I know?
Jacques-Alain?
Nadine, since I met him, I don't sweat anymore
I don't stutter anymore and I feel better.
This Morin is like a drug to me.
OK, good to know.
Mr. Morin is your pill walking fat.
Well, I'm telling you now it's a hard pill to swallow.
Oh!
Auch! Marble.
It is wonderful, but terribly difficult.
I worry about you!
Nadine! you scared me
Leaving Mr. Mormon's room at 3 a.m.
Morin, not Mormon. Morin, not Mormon!
I wasn't in his room, just I was making sure he was sleeping OK.
If you have alternative plans for our married life,
i would like to know too!
Nadine, this is one of those most difficult times in my life.
I'd rather you support me instead of…
Excuse me?
Slower if possible? I'm trying to sleep.
Yes, of course. We apologize.
Thank you!
Let's go to sleep now, shall we, Nadine?
- Thank you! - Good night!
Tomorrow.
Wurzel meringue?
Wurzel meringue? Let me think.
Wurzel meringue…
Is it a 19th century Baltic composer?
A Slavic tailor?
Ababab… Wurzel meringue!
Mimic!
A leg of lamb in the oven? A tender leg of lamb
that you can eat in one bite?
Wurzel meringue…
Ah! You're actually asking "Where's Morin?" Your walking fat pill?
Have you tried the medicine cabinet?
Could it be the aspirin?
Very funny.
If you are looking for our guest,
I told him to try the hammam.
Aha!
I thought you were gone!
It's supposed to be good for you, right?
Very good.
My wife's masseuse he told me you were here.
- Leila? - Yes.
She is a very nice lady.
I gave him some advice about the scholarship.
We understood each other from the beginning.
Scholarship tips?
Have you looked at stocks?
Not?
I am very worried.
I wonder if it's time to sell France Télécom.
I think the price is about to drop.
Is it that bad?
Let's look.
do you see
It's hard to see with wet paper.
- I'll leave it here. - Attention!
I put it here.
Do you know something, André?
- What? - You make me feel good.
Do you have a wife, Mr. Morin?
- No, I live alone. - Really?
I was once married.
Yes?
Sixteen years. Her name was Odette.
But one day he left me... by Simone.
Simon?
oh god I think it was difficult.
Clear.
Especially with Simone. I loved Simone.
She was the only one who slept in our bedroom.
I thought you were conservative too.
But…
The saddest part is that
Odette and Simone took Bernard.
Bernard?
Andrée's husband…
Andrée with an "E". He lives next door.
I understood. So, he too did he fall in love with simone?
No, but given that my wife took the fish
she had no choice but to adopt him.
the fish? what fish
Simon!
He was the most beautiful trout that I ever caught.
Her eyes, her fins…
A creature that I could never eat it.
Simon...
I had just built him a wonderful aquarium.
Oh! OK.
Anyway,
- That was Simone. - Yes.
But…
Bernard and Andrée…were they fish too?
No, Simone was the fish.
Of course. Simone was the fish.
The trout.
And Bernard and Andrée,
they were human.
Yes, there are people.
- Like me and you. - Yes.
Well… who doesn't like fish.
OK.
Nadine, my dear.
You know, Morin really does me a lot of good.
I can observe. But don't mind me telling you,
but you still have a problem with sweating.
Oh! No, I'm just coming from the hammam.
Fully clothed?
Yes, I had a round of pleasant hammam together.
Oh! Excuse me?
I don't know how to get back to the room.
Jacques-Alain,
if you want to talk you know i'm always here
Excuse me, my room?
Ah!
- Mr. Morin? - Yes?
Is SEB a good bet?
how much do you have
Thirty shares at 130 euros.
Keep them.
Thank you, Mr. Morin.
Don't worry.
Mr. Morin, I need your help.
How can I explain…?
Don't worry, I see what's going on.
What? How could you guess?
It wasn't that hard. I just looked at you.
state of nervousness, sweaty hands…
Pale skin, wrinkled forehead...
You amaze me, Mr. Morin.
We are the same, you know.
In the morning, when the stock market opens, we are all nervous.
What will increase, what will decrease?
It is our destiny.
Of course, I'm no expert.
But I can give you some advice.
All you have to do is call me.
It's good to know…
I'm just going to need you about 24 hours a day.
No, 24 hours a day?
I don't think it's possible.
I have the factory, I have fish to feed. I already have a job!
I'm sure we can fix it.
It's shorter in real life.
A big short boss!
And now he is interested in toys?
No, he's interested in me.
Thank you for your financial support, mr marty
Your check will save our factory.
Don't thank me, André. The check is not a gift.
It is an investment for VLADIS.
Yes, but…
I have a teddy bear for your daughter.
Oh! How beautiful.
So what's my new job?
Um… Presidential Aid for a special mission.
From now on, you have to be available day and night.
Do you have a mobile number?
I don't have a mobile phone.
What the hell
are we going to do a toy factory?
Put it at Slovok, the Polish holding company.
It doesn't matter, it's a disaster.
excuse me
We will demolish the whole factory and we will use the land for something else.
And I hired the factory accountant.
Wait a second.
Prepare a contract with clause of confidentiality and availability.
I want him with me all the time!
So the accountant will sleep at the head of the bed?
Jacques-Alain, who is this guy?
A lucky charm? A big white rabbit? A human horseshoe?
What the hell is he doing on our team?
Listen, Pierre, do as I say. I know what I'm doing!
Yes, but...
Jacques-Alain?
I want the best stylist. We need a complete change.
Hair, shoes, shirt and tie.
Sure, Mr. Marty.
Same as you?
Not! what does he want
- Mr. Morin? - Yes.
Mobile phone.
excuse me
Carefully! It's brand new.
Allow me to introduce you to Ms. Katsuko,
our best stylist.
Sir.
Hello Miss Katsuko.
Yes, Richard!
We have to mobilize American pension funds.
Hello? Yes?
Hello.
What is the weather like in Berlin?
No, the press got it wrong again. They will receive a stinging fine!
Hi Gudrun. How's it going in Oslo?
Yes.
Gerard, what liquidity are we dealing with?
And, pronto.
Mr. Marty!
It has no sleeves!
I'm on my way!
Goodbye, Mr. Lebrochet.
goodbye Oh god, I think so I left my phone…
I'll bring it right away.
I rely on you.
OK. Bye.
Oh! What a coincidence.
Jacques-Alain! are you…
Well? Yes, I'm fine!
- Is this it? - Yes, this is it.
see you for lunch
Of course!
see you
- Look! - Ah! Beautiful!
It's perfect.
Mr. Morin, now that you have signed confidentiality agreement,
let's get to work. So, Operation Sperm Whale.
What is Operation Sperm Whale?
It's a code, Mr. Morin.
We will catch a big fish.
Yes, but the sperm whale is not a fish.
- It's a cetacean. - Aha!
- You sure? - Yes...
Enough! I lured Brickman with SKYNORTH
and it responded as we expected.
You presented the bait and bitten, so to speak.
Exactly, Mr. Morin.
Now is the time for phase two.
A takeover offer for the Brickman group.
An offer? With what funds?
You are in big trouble!
It's not funny, Mr. Morin.
Brickman only owns 6% from the group he leads.
We will attack from all sides.
American Pension Fund, European investments…
Brickman's stock will rise enormously.
When he realizes what has happened,
will want to buy everything to keep his role.
But he will have to pay three times more for your own actions.
It will fund our acquisition of SKYNORTH.
He will never do that.
That's why he doesn't need to know.
We will attack through Stovok, our Polish subsidiary.
Well, I disagree.
I don't agree at all.
Excuse me?
I say no to sperm whale operation.
I think it's too risky.
The activity of this Polish subsidiary it doesn't seem exactly legal to me,
and above, above
VLADIS finances I am not in the best condition.
That's what I want from my associates. I want them to be able to say no.
Mr. Morin has every right to say no. Why?
Why?
Because we still have to convince a key person
to make sure that we catch the sperm whale in the net: Lebrochet.
Always use marine references in the world of finance?
Yes, it's something specific to finance.
Oh, okay.
Hello. Noyenville here.
Steve, we're at war with Killer.
He called it Operation Sperm Whale.
Very good.
Emma?
Call Star,
INVESTORS PANIC WHILE VLADIS LOOKS FOR A DIRECTION
The Daily Yours and Financial World.
VLADIS' REAL PROBLEM: JACQUES-ALAIN MARTY
And tell them I'd like to change the cover.
THE TROUBLE OF VLADIS
And I want it now.
Immediate.
Call Labrochette from the banking consortium.
All right.
that's your phone
No, it's yours. Mine is in my pocket.
I mean your phone is ringing.
Oh yes! It's mine.
- Well, answer! - Yes.
It doesn't ring anymore.
Call back!
give it to me
You have a new message.
who is it
Brickman here…
I know all about Operation Sperm Whale.
Killer is about to launch takeover bid for Brickman Inc.
Don't give him anything.
I want it on my knees and I want it now.
Lebrochet is the snake in the aquarium.
Mr. Morin, this is not your cell phone.
I think you took Lebrochet's to the tailor!
I didn't do it on purpose!
it's not your fault
Without realizing, you have done us a huge favor.
We will have lunch with the president banking consortium
But…
Use the badge!
the other side. The bottom should be flat.
So.
Hop!
Come with me to meet Lebrochet.
And what are we going to do?
We will reclaim the treasure stolen by Lebrochet.
Let's go in the water with sharks.
We are going to the top area of the financial world.
Are you ready? Come on.
You will be at a table with your back at Lebrochet.
But I will see you.
Give me your phone number.
I'll put it on vibrate
and I'll leave it right here on the table.
When you "JAM" the screen,
What is JAM?
Ah right, JAM.
Answer. Then you know what to say?
Yes.
Let's go fishing, Mr. Morin!
When?
Ah, right!
Um, JAM.
Write JAM here.
Because I'm going to call you.
It will show up when I call you. That's what a phone is for.
Good! Sorry.
Listen, ma'am. I tell you,
all my contacts are gone.
I warn you, don't upset me!
There.
They are waiting for you.
Waitress?
Can I have a fork, please?
I will need a lot of money.
What does "many" mean?
Between 5 and 6 billion.
That's a lot of money.
VLADIS has already invested a lot.
You have considerable debt.
Imagine if the stock exchange commission
would conduct an investigation regarding your personal finances.
If he looked closely enough,
would they find a personal account?
in the Cayman Islands, or maybe Luxembourg
containing transfers from, say, Brickman?
Have you lost your mind?
Rumors about your health are completely true.
Do you want to see the proof? Right now?
take my phone and dial your own number.
Come on!
Dessert sir?
A dessert?
My doctor would say "Be careful, André!"
The poor guy died last month.
call
Let's look.
JAM CALL RECEIVED
Notice how your phone isn't ringing?
I don't see what that proves.
I'd like another glass of apple juice.
JAM CALL RECEIVED
Hello? who is it
Hello, this is Mr. Trout.
I don't know a Mr. Trout.
do you have what
my phone? But it is theft, Mr. Trout.
I can sue you.
This is a message from Brickman.
No need, I can imagine
what Mr. Brickman said.
Goodbye.
thank you
I honor the luncheon, Monsieur Lebrochet.
And don't forget those 6 billion euros!
- I said five. - Six.
Six…
I thought I said five…
For real, Mr. Trout?
I needed a specific code name.
Always talking about fish, so I said, why not Trout?
I was thinking during lunch.
If Brickman knows about operation sperm whale,
someone told him.
Someone who knew the name of the operation.
You never cease to amaze me, Mr. Morin.
Yes.
I was thinking the same thing.
Yes?
And as we speak,
Mr. Lebrochet is probably trying to contact the accomplice.
Ah, right!
He won't be too pleased.
No…
Certainly not.
STAR FINANCE THE TROUBLE OF VLADIS
He knows everything.
If they report me to the commission, I have no choice. I have to do what he says.
As for you, most likely withdrawal operation will be required.
Neuenville? Your phone.
No, Mr. Lebrochet, we will not stop.
Jacques-Alain Marty here.
If because you like secrets
and private information:
André de Noyenville did not is still part of VLADIS.
Oh no!
The dialed number is currently unavailable.
Goodbye, sir.
Well!
It was great.
Mr. Morin, come live with me.
OK.
Oh, and you can take Noyenville's office.
OK.
Yes? Do you have anything to add, Elisabeth?
Yes… here. These are Brickman's publications.
Will we publish an appeal?
A dispute is a confirmation of a rumor.
Didn't I already tell you?
We need a TV slot asap!
Ardisson?
More for the general public.
- Drucker? - Yes. Drucker.
Philip Drucker is perfect.
- No... - Bernard Drucker.
Michael.
- Michael? - Yes, it's Michel.
Michel Drucker.
- Is his name Michel? - Yes, Michel Drucker.
I'm going to get a few things, Mr. Marty.
Take Mr. Morin's scooter from the trunk.
The scooter!
Will I be able to shake hands with Mr. Drucker?
Yes.
Of course.
thank you
excuse me
It's a change from your castle!
I don't want to brag, but I think so the decorations are really original.
Ah, yes.
It's a surprise.
Ah!
So?
Ah yes, it is…
Nautical.
Good.
It must be Andrée, my neighbor.
I'll be back, make yourself comfortable.
No rush.
- Andrée, hello! - Hello.
- Guess what? - What?
I have a new job.
Starting this morning I'm on a special mission...
For whom?
Jacques-Alain Marty!
It's here.
I stayed at his house.
It's like a luxury hotel! There are no rosettes in the bathroom.
And how do you wash?
It is automatic.
What is automatic?
Sink, Andrée.
So you're abandoning me? I won't see you again?
Yes, but it's like a restaurant. You do that, and that's it!
Or like in service stations.
Put your hands in front and that's it!
Oh no, this picture fell.
Andrée.
Have you been to a service station?
So you have… it doesn't matter anymore.
And in hospitals, they have rosettes like that.
Let's not talk about rosettes all evening.
What exactly do you do with it?
Well…
I give him scholarship advice.
Ah!
But that remains between the oxen.
We don't want leaks!
Not!
Don't move! It excites them.
Let go, Gaby! Let go!
Do they have names?
Down!
Gaby!
You're hurting him!
Am I hurting him? She bites me!
Down!
Put her in the aquarium!
Be nice, Gaby! Be nice.
What did you do that for?
why did you bite
These horrible creatures they ate half my arm!
I remembered! I have to feed them.
Is Gaby hungry yet?
I remembered! I made your belly for dinner tonight.
Belly? It's my favorite!
Why don't we invite your wife?
- Attention! Thank you. - Your wife?
Will he have dinner with us?
Yes!
I have a better idea, let's eat at my place. It doesn't matter anymore.
Doesn't matter what?
your belly
No worries, I bring it in a casserole.
Ah! Perfect.
I'll bring a casserole.
Gaby!
No tricks, Mr. Morin.
Once we get home, pretend Andrée is your wife
But her husband ran away with Odette
and Simone, I already told you.
That's not what it's about...
I'll take that, ma'am.
thank you
Just pretend!
My wife has strong principles.
Wait.
OK.
There you are!
What smells like that?
Has anyone stepped in dog excrement?
What?
I don't smell anything. Andrée, do you smell something?
No, nothing.
Gerard?
It's a flavor.
A flavor? No, it's…horrible.
It's not here.
Put your foot on the accelerator, Gerard! Let's go!
Open the windows!
Oh! How beautiful. Oh, how cute! What exactly?
Belly!
Oh belly!
To understand that he was closed at the flower shop.
What a crazy gift!
Jacques-Alain, I have crutches.
Go and throw… i mean put that in the kitchen.
Carefully.
Twenty minutes on low, otherwise the gelatin will not melt.
Delicious.
Gelatine…?
Yes, he gives her a…
Delicious.
Thank you, sir.
Aren't you hungry?
We never eat in the evening.
But it looks exceptional.
Oh, I understand. You don't like your belly.
Don't like your belly?
Why do you say that?
On the contrary.
But I just ate yesterday and the day before yesterday. I'm taking a break.
Me too. I have to refrain from my stomach sometimes.
Andre? Maybe you don't know yet
but i feel you have it in you the power to build an empire.
Did you hear that, André?
You flatter me, Andrée.
Absolutely not, André!
If someone had told me that i will sleep in satin sheets someday…
All thanks to you, André!
Well…
It is only good for a honeymoon.
Stop, André, you're making me blush.
Don't blush too much.
You will disappear into the scenery.
Decor… because it's red.
The red room, the red dress…
Sorry.
Oh dear, that's better.
Not bad, caviar.
I don't know how much I can take let's have the Macelaru family here.
How we complete the SKYNORTH transaction,
I will solve this problem of the antidote
and Goodbye, Mr. Morin! Until then, stay.
Is there any caviar left?
- Leave me alone, you're hurt. - Thank you.
Clear skies and sunshine everywhere in France.
And we are joined by Jean-Pierre Gaillard
live from the Paris Stock Exchange.
Yes, Marc, and we have good news today
a general increase in share value,
except for the VLADIS group,
which had a decrease of 5.4% from the opening of the stock exchange.
Mr. Marty! Did you hear it on the radio?
- What exactly? What happened? - It's a disaster.
VLADIS shares fell up 5.4% this morning.
It's fixed what we want.
What do you mean?
American mutual funds do speculative purchases on margin.
Huh?
We want to acquire SKYNORTH. Brickman wants the same thing.
Um?
SKYNORTH shareholders they want to sell at the best price.
Speculation = SKYNORTH is growing.
SKYNORTH is more expensive.
VLADIS shares are falling.
We attack Brickman.
Brickman buys shares!
Brickman gets angry, retaliates.
We get the money, we buy SKYNORTH!
Do you understand now?
I want coffee.
Serve yourselves.
We buy! We take a lot of money.
This is because of the Americans. You don't understand.
Don't move! I can't do that.
I go to the bathroom. I drank too much coffee
Let's go, Morin! I'm late! Drucker is waiting for us.
I'm just going to the bathroom...
You can go to the studio!
What a fascinating life our husbands lead.
can you drive
I allowed. But I haven't driven since…
Well, start practicing.
I told them to film your good side.
- And I said... - I said.
Communications is my job, thanks.
I told production
not to ask questions about Operation Sperm Whale.
Since the evil genius Neyenville left,
Elisabeth seems to be glowing.
Where are you going, Morin?
In the bathroom.
Live in two Mr. Marty!
OK, thank you.
You can't go now.
Please make an effort.
Morin.
Hello everyone.
Your welcome!
In today's show, I'm glad to introduce you to a businessman,
and one of the leaders French industry,
Jacques-Alain Marty.
Jacques-Alain, welcome and thank you that you have accepted our invitation.
thank you
You are the first big businessman to come on the show since we started.
It's an honor, thank you very much.
So coordinate the VLADIS group for five years.
How's it going?
I have to say it's going well.
Goals are set,
I fulfilled them and we even went further.
Now we are about to become
number one in audiovisual.
And not only in Europe.
- Hello! - Hello!
What is it, Nadine? Don't you have a TV?
We have 14.
But I said it would be nice to come here
let's watch Jacques-Alain together.
I need to talk to you. It is urgent.
I present to you Andrée, who is his wife
Andre, one of Jacques-Alain's employees.
No, my husband is actually a shareholder…
I want to see this.
Oh, sorry.
Let's say hello to your mother,
who I think is watching from home and she is a fan of this show.
- Yes. - I imagine she's proud!
Talk about yourself!
Do you know Michel Drucker?
He's good on TV, right?
Well, it's his job.
I'm talking about my son, not Mr. Drucker.
Ah. Yes, he is a handsome man.
He looks a lot like you.
thank you
Take a seat.
thank you
I had a wonderful childhood thanks to my wonderful parents.
So, for those who are following us today
and they want to know what life is like a businessman,
describe a day in the life of his CEO
Jacques-Alain Marty, JAM for friends.
It is true that some tell me so.
A day in the life of a CEO
looks mostly like a day of many French people
who works from the feu.
Which... which... bursts with tallow.
This is a navy vest, 100% pure wool
with white stripes.
I think it's important to think
in blind people who watches the show.
It's good to take a moment to describe the setting.
It gets weird.
Now we will listen to a song of your choice.
We will listen to l'Amicale des Cors de Chasse.
It's a surprise. Do you like choral music?
Yes.
Excuse me, sir?
I think we met...
Yes?
I am looking for the restroom.
It's simple.
At the end of the corridor turn left,
then right, then right again,
then left,
straight ahead, third door on the right.
Straight ahead
corridor, left, right, right, right…
left, door on the right.
OK.
die?
Where Moree...?
No…
Moree… Die…
Ah! Morin.
Morin? Where is Morin?
- Exactly. - Morin!
Morin!
my smurf…
- Did you find him? - No, I…
I don't understand.
Go and look for it.
One more minute and we go live.
- Nothing. You? - Nothing.
Sorry!
Thirty seconds.
What the hell is he doing?
We're going to… to…
There, it's not…
Morin!
What the hell are you doing, Morin?
- Let's go. - Where?
You wanted to meet Drucker.
I need to go to the toilet.
It's too late.
Here!
And be careful. Eat belly!
Oh!
I can't stand it anymore.
You must help us understand why this man
is the "antidote" to stop what's happening.
Look! André' is on TV!
Wine!
Andre Morin. In two words, describe it
your friend Jacques-Alain Marty.
In two words?
In two words: stock and pollock.
Excuse me?
Let me explain. "Scholarship" I'm sure you know,
refers to the sale and buying shares.
And pollock? "Pollock" is fishing.
But the scholarship...
Excuse me. The stock market is like fishing.
You know, the financial world
it's like an ocean, full of pollock fish.
But there are also many sharks.
Make no mistake!
Are you familiar with fishing, Mr. Drucker?
A little, I suppose.
It is very simple.
If you want to catch a small fish,
take a small worm
for bait.
If you want to catch a big fish,
You use a small fish as bait.
The one you caught with the little worm.
And…
did you catch up
Fishing is all about bait.
And in finance, it is the same.
Makes sense!
The world of finance in two minutes.
- Two minutes. - Thank you very much!
Any tea, dear?
Oh, yes.
This man is trying to tell us something…
You can catch a big fish using a single small worm.
This guy is an expert.
How seductive.
I want to know everything about him.
Don't worry Steve, I'll take care of it.
The whole team is very happy.
The director loved the input Mr. Morin. It was…
Metaphorical, I know.
And you, Pierre?
Mr. Morin was efficient, direct, honest...
The public loved to see that someone explain the finances
in simple, human terms.
Yes.
Morin, they adored you! Come on, let's celebrate at home.
Morin?
where is it now
He went to the bathroom, I think.
Do you really have to?
It is very good.
But what do I do?
Nadine doesn't answer the phone.
Mom said they left an hour ago...
Really?
Yes? It is quite…
Hello?
Mr. Marty, I'm sorry. I don't think there is any hope.
- Did you kill my wife? - No, I was talking about the car.
I don't care about the car. What happened?
The face is completely destroyed!
No, my wife! What happened to my wife?
Ah, excuse me… he just fractured his tibia.
Ah, it's OK. I think he's used to it by now.
It's okay.
are you ok my dear
This is the second time...
are you in pain
- Can I talk to you sir? - Yes, of course.
I'll be right back, my dear.
A quick question.
All the colleagues are very curious…
Why was your wife wearing a cast on her leg
when it wasn't absolute nothing wrong with it?
I'm glad all went well with Drucker,
otherwise it would have been today the worst day
Did your wife, girlfriend sleep?
Yes. He apologized. I'm so sorry, Mr. Marty.
A glass to drown the bitter?
No, I have a headache.
Yes?
Stay here, I'll get some aspirin.
Thank you. In the corridor on the first floor,
is a Louis XV drawer table. The top drawer.
OK. Louis XV!
OK.
Louis XV…
It is polished, Louis XV…
There are three! Louis XV…
There is nothing written on them.
Polished... that one.
Ah!
Mr. Marty?
thank you
Ah.
Would you mind leaving? I would like to be alone.
Of course.
- Good night. - Good night.
- Mr. Marty? - Yes.
Good night!
Yes, good night.
A seismic shift has occurred on the stock exchange this morning
on VLADIS shares, which fell 8%
yesterday, decreasing with another 7 percent as of this morning.
Oh damn!
Meanwhile, SKYNORTH shares
increased by 20%
and there are concerns about Jacques-Alain Marty
and how it will raise the funds, considering the level of indebtedness.
- Oh! - Oh, sorry.
isn't he here
- No, he's not here. - He's not here.
Mr. Marty! Mr. Marty!
Mr. Marty!
Mr. Marty! don't tell me that it's OK even now!
I don't believe you anymore!
He sleeps.
Mr. Marty?
Damn it!
Not!
You killed my husband!
- No, Mrs. Marty, wait! - Call the police!
Mrs. Marty…
- Hello? - Jacques-Alain, Pierre here.
It is urgent!
Ah yes, good afternoon, Monsieur Verneuil.
It's not Jacques-Alain, it's André here.
Jacque Alain is sleeping. I can't wake him up!
Listen. Mr. Marty?
It is impossible.
André, we are close of an apocalyptic disaster.
I heard the news on the radio...
We have to come up with a strategy.
A strategy?
Come here and we'll talk.
- I'll come right away. - See you soon.
He is! He killed my husband!
Bravo! It was also the time.
If I may say so…
You are all crazy!
I didn't kill anyone, I just cut myself!
Mr. Marty is sleeping!
Listen, snore.
Oh, yes.
You will see, he will snore again.
Spin.
I told you!
Teacher!
My husband doesn't wake up.
And what happened to you?
Nothing!
No, Gerard, I don't feel well. I'd rather sit up front.
Please, for me.
Sure?
It's not every day I get to drive someone I admire.
So what's the strategy? What does JAM say?
The strategy is… oops! Sorry.
Shares fell 15%,
the commission is staring at us,
shareholders are furious
and the journalists are after us.
So what the hell
strategy do we have?
The strategy is
let's not buy SKYNORTH.
- Excuse me? - I said we are not buying SKYNORTH anymore.
It's too expensive.
Did Jacques-Alain say that?
Pierre!
You have to leave. I can't keep the journalists in check anymore.
Good. You can answer their questions.
OK.
You do well on TV.
Yes? Beautiful.
Say as little as possible.
Reassure them, but be vague.
And use simple metaphors!
Simple.
- Simple. - Exactly!
Excuse me?
Don't cry, smile!
Daddy is fine, just sleeping more.
Don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
Louise! That's not how you talk to the teacher.
Go to your room, honey. Grandma will come and give you a hug.
He seems to have taken Stripsanrenol.
It is a powerful tranquilizer.
It is possible to sleep all day.
Louise? Grandma here.
The fat man tried to kill daddy!
I know.
don't worry my dear What did you do to the poor teddy bear?
It's Bobby with one eye.
Bobby? Let me see.
Oh my… where did you get it?
The fat guy gave it to me.
The teddy bear is ugly, like him.
What emergency measures will you take?
In certain circumstances,
it is better to be a pike than a pike.
The mosquito escapes through the holes in the net.
This means you will launch an operation
to clear the VLADIS accounts?
I think it's time to clean the aquarium.
Let's take out the dead fish
and let's not let them poison the water.
It's called Operation Plevusca.
Morin? what does he do
What are you doing here?
- Jacques-Alain. - Yes?
My dear, you are awake.
Parent?
Look, Jacques-Alain, it's Bobby!
Good night!
Bobby is Morin!
The antidote is Bobby!
Your favorite childhood toy!
I lost him and you cried for months.
The bear is based on Morin.
That's it!
He has the same face as Meringue!
Like Norman! It doesn't work.
I stutter. I stammer.
Calm down, it sure won't work.
We need to find the real Bobby, the one from your childhood.
Meanwhile, Jacques Alain,
with that, you'll be fine!
That's all. thank you
Thank you! Thank you!
That's it!
This is what we have about Mr. Morin.
He is an accountant in a factory antique toy called Jouets Moissel.
It has just been acquired by Slovok.
Slovok?
Slovok just launched a hostile takeover bid
supra Brickman Inc., Steve.
All right.
Now I see what Killer had in mind.
What time is it in New York?
14:00.
Then we have exactly two hours let's take over SKYNORTH.
Shall we take over SKYNORTH? With what, Steve?
We have no more liquidity...
Do as I say!
Sell everything we have.
The jet, the yacht, my castle in Scotland.
Even my wife, if that helps.
do you see VLADIS rose by 3%.
Yes.
That's a good start, right?
It was unexpected.
- Cigar? - OK, a small one.
I only have large ones.
Jacques-Alain!
You, get out.
Can someone explain it to me what is operation Plevusca?
I applied your strategy. We withdrew from the SKYNORTH transaction.
Shares are already up 3%.
I said to wait for you until we tell Brickman.
You want me to fire you how did we do with the traitor de Noyenville?
Jacques-Alain, it's a bit exaggerated…
Jacques-Alain, I…
Get outside.
Get out of my office!
You stay here.
So, Morin. You took my place.
Not.
I take the place of all small shareholders which you are about to bankrupt.
May I remind you that did i save your toy factory?
Without me, you'd be on the street.
And yet,
every day because of people like you small factories go bankrupt.
Ah, yes.
This is capitalism. I didn't invent it.
An ocean full of pollock fish but also full of sharks.
i know
But some people will to live a quiet life on the shore.
And I am among them.
Then go! I don't need you anymore, Morin.
I found another way to solve my problems.
Ah.
You're fired.
OK.
- Mr. Marty? - Yes?
The board of directors called.
They want to call an emergency meeting.
- When? - In 30 minutes.
Morin!
What if you don't stay?
Are you firing me?
You are 15 minutes late.
You are never punctual.
My wife broke her other leg, but i can explain.
Operation Sperm Whale failed because of Mr. Morin.
Ah.
Do you want to say thank you to Mr. Morin?
Ah, yes.
Now we want explanations.
Explanations?
Yes, please, Jacques-Alain.
We know you're a strategic thinker, but this time we are surprised.
Brickman made a takeover bid. And we made 6 billion euros.
He went bankrupt acquiring SKYNORTH.
Congratulations, Jacques-Alain.
But how did you know SKYNORTH was going to fail
due to manipulation of accounts two hours after market close?
Instinct.
We're welcome. I prepared a little memo
for my project to reorder the old toy factory.
If you want to look.
Wait, Morin, what is this?
Bobby… It's Bobby!
Excuse me, Jacques-Alain?
my bobby
OK, follow me.
Wait here a minute.
Yes, but…
Guillaume?
Guillaume?
Are you crazy?
You can't shoot your brother!
Did you come for the teddy bear?
What?
teddy bear? what teddy bear
My mother told me.
Yes, I stole your teddy bear. I saved his life!
Daddy gave us the teddy bear for Christmas.
You tortured him! You actually sold it!
You've always been like this!
Look, I'll give you what you want! Say what you want.
I don't want your stinking money!
You're sick because you tried to bury your childhood
You have become a monster!
Ah!
And you think becoming a hit man is it better
What are you doing, Guillaume?
Do not make any sudden movements.
Bobby is my teddy bear.
If I don't get it back, I'm done, Guillaume.
I'm a bastard.
i know
Not. Say, "I'm a bastard."
I am… I am a…
Louder!
- I'm a bastard. - Harder!
You bastard!
To hell with your teddy bear.
Bobby! It's my Bobby.
Mr. Marty!
- What is he doing? - I don't know.
What? are you better
So can I kick his wife out?
I have to go, I love you!
Look!
Ah! It suits you very well.
It's a bit too pink for me.
It's not pink!
It's ham pink. It matches your skin tone.
Thank you!
Speaking of ham,
I bought pork sausages for dinner.
How wonderful!
You can enjoy them with your husband.
Don't like sausages?
I love sausages! But you're going back home, Andrée.
Bye!
Bye, Andrée!
Jacques-Alain?
Jacques-Alain?
I'll bring you to the office.
Daddy has a big office.
And we will go on vacation.
With a private plane. We can go to clubs.
what do you say
We will never be apart.
who are you talking to
Nadine! are you not sleeping
Are you talking to the bear?
Of course not!
my bear…
You look sexy in this nightgown.
Is it new?
You still have trouble moving.
What is he doing there?
What?
The bear? I told you to throw it away
Don't talk to me like that, you little bastard!
Don't talk to me like that!
OK, miss.
I put it in the trash. Goodbye!
Gerard?
- Yes, Josy? - Put this in the trash.
- Now? - Right now!
OK. Immediate.
Some children are so spoiled.
I would like to throw the whole family away to the trash.
my dear
Did you sleep well?
If you can call that sleeping, yes.
Don't you want to come back to bed?
A good idea.
What did you do with André?
He will return to his formal life.
His…f…f…formal bitch!
His goat… or… horrible! N… n… n….
Bobby
But…
Norfi!
- A teddy bear? - Yes!
It's in the trash.
In… but why?
Forks! Where did you put the forks?
There!
Aha!
Drive the truck!
Stop the famion!
Clean the truck!
Stop! Bobby!
Drive the truck!
Please! Stop!
It's not that big...
Okay. You cut it.
It breaks a little.
It was intentional.
Yes, they have this measure for us.
Look, it was further ahead.
Andrée, slow down a bit, please.
OK, I drop the bait.
thank you
What an exercise!
Good thing I started early.
That's why I play cards.
There are no books here.
You have to stab them!
What to stab?
Sausages! So that the juice comes out.
Ah!
Not.
- What are you doing? - I'm stinging them!
Not the pork sausages! They will break.
It's like a belly, you have to be careful.
stay here
give it to me
Cut the bread? I know how to do that.
Yes, what a good idea.
what does he do
Throw spherical objects…
in the water.
No, wait! You will scare them!
OK.
All right, André.
I have a proposal for you.
Take Andrée, Monique, Gaby,
Simone, the whole menagerie, and come live with us.
Oh! Well, why not?
In that case, I would like the green room.
The one at the end of the hall.
Of course! Take the blue one too.
In that case, I'll think about it
and we'll talk about it.
OK.
OK, I drop the bait. I throw the bait.
And when we launch wooden toy shop?
Tomorrow!
We will launch the project and I will convince the investors.
everything ok dear Isn't it beautiful?
It's divine, Jacques-Alain. Divine.
Action!
I have…
With Simone?
With Simone.
I have a long way to go.
Excluded! You can sleep here.
I insist.
To sleep here…
Shall I do so?
With this nervous gait?
Action!
They are all idiots.
- They are all idiots. - You said it!
There's tea there.
Ah! Can I have a coffee?
Ah, a coffee!
Josy! Rosey! A coffee. Exact. A coffee.
Action!
An enormous fish. A fundamental fish. I don't know what I'm saying.
- I know that. - Cut!
He works hard to… be…
Haven't you made baby dolls?
Because…
you beat me
Incredibly… incredible.
Put the food down.
I don't go faster than that.
You won't feel anything.
How is gelatin?
Any bread for the gelatin sauce?
Good night!
Quiet, run!
Before he could…
Here I am.
My hard work.
- His work. - My hard work.
Ah! Jacques-Alain.
You, outside.
Drive the truck!
Stop!
Perfect.
Cut!
Subtitling: Lucian Fieraru
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