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SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION

WEDDING

Congratulations!

- Hello! - Congratulations.

Here comes the bride.

FU SHENG

HSIAO HOU, CHANG CHAN-PENG

LUNG TIEN-HSIANG, WANG LUNG-WEI, LILY LI

Cheers, my love.

May we live happily ever after.

Thank you, dear. I wish you all the best, good business, and good wealth.

Thank you. Cheers.

- Let's have another drink. - Alright.

SHEN LAO, WANG CHING-HO YANG CHIH-CHING

WU YU-FEN, TO SIU-MING, LIN HUI-HUANG

HUANZHU IS MY LOVER, BUT SHE'S MARRIED INTO THE LIN FAMILY.

I'll HAVE MY REVENGE AFTER MY DEATH. DU LUO.

CINEMATOGRAPHER: WANG YUNG-LUNG

SCRIPT SUPERVISOR: TSAO CHIEN

COSTUMES BY LIU CHI-YU

MAKE-UP BY PAN MIN-HUA, LIU JI-CHENG

MUSIC BY SU ZHEN-HOU, CHENG JIN-RONG

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: CHEN LI-JUN

STUNT DIRECTORS: LIU CHIA-YUNG, KING CHU, YANG HSI-CHUN

Bow down.

Don't be afraid. This is sacred water.

I summon the God of Thunder!

Cease!

What's your name?

I am Madam Lai.

- What is your husband's name? - Lai Yang-Ii.

In the name of Taishang Laojun,

I call upon the underworld kings

to bring the spirit of Lai Yang-Ii up here at once.

Listen, no matter what happens, just sit still and be quiet.

Oh, okay.

Stop!

Sit still.

Stop!

- What happened? - Didn't I tell you to sit still?

I've found your husband, hence the emergency landing.

They're bringing him here now.

Master, it's so stormy. Why isn't my husband here?

Stop!

He's here.

- I can't see him. - Look!

Yang-Ii, you're here.

I'm suffering in hell.

I know. You were a lackey when you were alive.

Now that you're dead, you're a wandering spirit.

I know it's tough for you, but give Master Zhang some money.

He'll burn something for me.

Cook some chicken feet and pork knuckles for me.

Okay, I'll do as you say.

Quickly, pay Master Zhang now.

Ten taels is enough. I'm leaving now.

Yang-Ii, I'll do as you say!

Don't worry, I'll go get the money now!

Remember, you don't have to bring too much.

Ten taels is enough.

Master, that was brilliant!

Just a few tricks, and that lady is going to pay you ten taels.

What a fool!

You brat!

Why did you mt me?

You want me to fall to my death?

I'll deduct my medical fees from your salary this month.

You've deducted a lot already, there won't be anything left.

It's non-negotiable.

Please don't do it.

Is that the rest of my salary?

You wish! Here's a letter for you. Read it.

Bao Tuo, I found proof of corruption at the hands of Iron Hand Chief, Zhuge Sen.

I planned on handing it over to Judge Bao in Kaifeng County.

I'll be passing by your town, and hope to stay for a while.

Your cousin, Zhou Peng.

Confronting the officials? He'll be beaten to death. What a fool.

Hurry! Hurry!

TOMB OF DU LUO

Forgive us. We just need some money.

Du Luo?

Hey, hey!

I heard he died for love, such an unjust way to go.

He left a note that he'd come back for revenge.

Well, we can't think too much about that.

- He's not going to bite! - I have a bad feeling.

- Just watch out for us. Go! - You're such a chicken!

Go on!

Hurry!

Anything?

They're officers. Let's go!

Over there!

Stop!

- We... - What are you doing?

We...

Stand up!

We're stealing from the grave.

Have you seen a young man go past?

No, if anyone had passed by, we wouldn't have been able to steal.

Is that so?

He's injured. He won't get far.

- Keep looking! - Yes, sir!

I'm right here!

Zhou Peng, our chief said he'd forgive you if you handed over the list.

You think you can get the list that easily?

Are you making a fool of me?

Kill them!

Why kill them?

Anyone who knows our secrets must die.

If I hand over the list, then I'll end up dead, too.

Come and take it if you can!

Bao Tuo, I'm going out.

- Watch the house. - Got it.

Oh, Master! Let me walk you out. - Alright.

Take care, Master.

- Take care. - Good.

Take care, Master.

- What's up with you? - Nothing.

- I just wanted... - What is it? What do you want?

You have nothing left of this month's salary.

Just watch the house for me, okay?

Fine! I'll eat nothing!

Master, I wasn't complaining...

Ghost!

Bao Tuo, don't you recognize me? It's Zhou Peng.

I'm Zhou Peng.

- Zhou Peng! - Bao Tuo!

What happened to you?

I think you've read my letter.

I'm being hunted by Zhuge Sen and his men.

You really scared me there.

Come and rest. I'll buy you medicine tomorrow.

- Don't venture out tonight... - I'd like to buy some medicine.

Just a moment.

Listen, Du Luo's corpse is missing, and nine dead men are lying by his grave.

One had all his blood sucked dry.

- He didn't look like a human at all. - What didn't look human?

- I need these. - Wait, wait.

- He turned into a zombie? - Yes, and tonight is the Ghost Festival.

So, don't venture out.

Is Du Luo the one who killed himself for love?

That's the one.

- Aren't you Madam's Lin's maid? - That's right.

He might haunt your young madam. Be careful.

Nonsense! He wouldn't haunt her!

What's so scary about ghosts?

Lady, I'm a student of Master Zhang. You'll be perfectly fine.

- Really? - I can help you.

- Your medicine. - Thanks.

Young Madam!

Chuntao, you've frightened me.

- Your medicine. - Just put it down.

Oh, Young Madam, I heard something strange when I was in town.

I know, Du Luo turned into a zombie.

That's so scary. What should we do?

Everyone said he died for me, but I was never interested in him.

- He was just deluding himself. - But everyone says that he...

Enough. Are the lanterns ready for tonight?

You're releasing the floating lanterns tonight?

We do that every year at the Ghost Festival.

The lanterns float downstream, sending away all the spirits.

- But the young master isn't home. - So what?

I didn't do anything bad to him.

- Get to work. - Yes.

Huanzhu!

Young Madam, what's wrong?

- Someone's in the water. - A person?

There's no one there.

I must be imagining things.

Let's continue.

Du Luo!

- Du Luo? Where? - Where, Young Madam?

Over there.

- There's nothing there. - Over there.

Come... come here.

- Young Madam! - Young Madam, are you alright?

Take her inside at once.

- Is she going to be okay? - She should be fine.

Young Madam, just rest. I'll bring you some medicine.

Huanzhu!

- Huanzhu! - Who is that?

Young Madam... it's a ghost!

Young Madam! Young Madam!

Chuntao!

Chuntao!

Chuntao!

Where are you?

Huanzhu.

I couldn't be with you when I was alive.

But I will be with you now.

- What's going on? - How could that be?

- Master! - Where is she?

- She's inside. - Let's go in.

- You can't. - Why not?

- She's possessed. - We still have to go in!

- No, no... - Why ever not?

How is that even possible?

- Fetch an exorcist here tomorrow. - Yes, sir.

- Zhou Peng. - Bao Tuo.

I have an idea for your travel expenses.

- How's that? - My master will be away for days.

- And we've got business. We'll both go. - What business?

What do I do? I'm a ghostcatcher.

No, thank you. That scares me.

You know what... there are no such things as ghosts.

But I know nothing about it.

Neither does my master. He's just a con artist.

Look at all his trick props.

What's my name?

- Bao Tuo. - Exactly, it means everything's fine.

- Where? - Get changed first.

- Take care of me. - Don't worry.

Lord Buddha's blessings be upon you, young lady.

I can feel evil spirits in your house. Be careful.

Yes, my young madam is possessed. It's quite terrifying.

We've asked for Master Zhang's help. I'm waiting for him now.

Hey! Young lady! We're here!

Trying to steal my business, monk?

Buddha's blessings.

This ghost is very difficult to catch. Exercise great caution.

- Utter nonsense! Lead the way. - Yes.

Over there.

She's inside.

- I'll leave you on your own. - Fine.

Let's go.

It seems very ghostly, Bao Tuo.

Just relax. We'll give him some cinnabar water.

All evil spirits will flee.

Hand me the bag.

Hold this. Go in and ring the bell.

Me first? I don't think that's a good idea.

Have courage, man! Go!

- But... - Just go!

Don't come in!

Are you sure? You can do it!

You were trembling before, and now you're all cocky?

I have a bell. Don't come in!

It's only me.

It's me! Don't you recognize me?

Look at you. You're all shaken up.

What are you afraid of?

Hey! Are you possessed?

Ghost!

Don't come near me, I have the peach wood sword.

I didn't do anything!

It's me!

Why are you two brats disturbing me?

I'm counting on you, Bao Tuo.

Don't worry, with this sword in my hand, I'm not afraid of any ghosts.

Then, do it now.

- Kill it? - Kill it!

Let's run.

She's coming!

She's not moving.

You go and distract her. I'll attack from behind.

- Me again? - Go on.

You'll be fine.

Hey, look over here. I'm here.

I'm here.

Hey! Hey!

If I see you two again, I'll swallow you alive.

There'll be no next time.

Leave now!

- We're leaving. - We're leaving.

How did it go?

- This ghost is too powerful. - How so?

- I used everything I had. - What do we do now?

Forgive me for showing up uninvited.

I fear that you may have been injured by the evil spirit.

Good timing, Monk!

You can take this job. I surrender.

Let's go!

Master, I'm glad you're here. My daughter-in-law is possessed.

Don't worry. Tell me what happened.

That was a close shave!

Hurry up, then.

- Will the ghost follow us? - The monk will take care of it.

Let's go!

I see. Please bring her out.

Master, here she is.

- Master. - Put her on the bed.

- Yes. - Be careful.

With Yin and Yang, may the light of my eyes banish evil.

With the Heavenly Genera|'s strength and the Vajra's power,

I subdue demons and turn misfortune into blessing.

I'm about to perform the exorcism.

- Please excuse us. - Yes.

All of you, leave the room. Let's go.

We invoke the blessings of the Lord Buddha...

The Buddhist rosary subdues all demons!

A pure heart shines with boundless power!

The Bodhisattva's light illuminates all!

Thank goodness we're home.

Who'd have thought I'd see a real ghost?

- You're unlucky. - Let's go inside.

- What's happening? - It must be my master.

Quickly, take off your robes!

- Why? - If he sees us, I'll lose next month's pay.

You frightened me.

Something's wrong, it's chilly.

Don't worry, it's all fake.

- I could make it windier. - Really?

Let me show you. Watch this...

Wind!

Wind!

Wind!

It feels real, though.

Tell me, did you create all these effects?

Of course. That's how we fool our clients.

- I see. - I can stop it any time I want.

Really?

Stop!

Stop!

That's enough, Master. We won't get any business from him!

He's not a client, he's my cousin. You can stop now.

- See? - That's impressive.

- Let's get changed. - Okay.

Wow, amazing! Is this the new style, Master?

Look, the candles are flying.

Impressive.

Remote control with no visible wires, that's amazing!

You must have spent loads on these new gimmicks, Master!

I'm sure they cost a lot.

Automatic changing lights, how innovative!

Bao Tuo...

Bao Tuo...

Excellent surround-sound system! That's awesome!

Bao Tuo... look.

- He's improved the make-up, too. - Is that so?

Yes.

No, it's a woman.

Look again. She's human.

Why would I lie to you?

It's real!

- A ghost! - Over there!

Benefactors, I am Madam Lin.

Don't be afraid.

Of course we're afraid, you're a ghost!

- You can look up now. - Don't scare us.

I won't.

Are you sure?

- We were at your house. - For the exorcism.

I know.

I was killed by Du Luo.

He killed several monks, too.

If he killed you, why are you after us?

Every debt has its debtor.

Because he couldn't have me,

he is on his way to Kaifeng and plans to hurt my sister.

- We're going there, too! - No. Don't listen to him!

I know you're going there. Please help my younger sister.

He's a fierce ghost. He killed the monks. How can we help your sister?

If you take me to Kaifeng, I shall find Judge Bao to save my sister.

- We're also looking for... - Shut up, will you?

I won't let him hurt my sister.

You must take me there. If not, I'll kill you!

Take it easy!

I'll find you a good agency, you can travel there with ease.

You must take me there. Agreed?

Fine...

But how do we do that?

Here is a talisman.

I shall attach my spirit to it.

Place it inside an umbrella, and you can transport me to Kaifeng.

Master Zhuge.

Has Zhou Peng left for Kaifeng?

I believe so. Strange things have been happening lately.

The officers you sent here were killed by ghosts.

I don't care about any ghosts!

- I just want Zhou Peng! - Yes, sir.

He's in possession of the evidence, and it implicates higher officials, too.

If Judge Bao gets hold of this, we'll all be in trouble.

Yes, sir.

What should we do?

That's why I'm here, to deal with this. Find me twenty elite assassins.

I must get rid of him, even if I have to go to Kaifeng.

Enjoy your dinner, Madam Lin.

- Hey, how much money do we have left? - Not much.

- Well, let's go spend the rest. - Good idea!

Wait, you two have work to do.

What now?

I know that Du Luo is on his way to Kaifeng.

If we meet him on the road, we won't be able to fight him.

What we do, then?

There's a very spirited opera performer, even the ghosts fear him.

If you can find him, it would be much easier.

Oh, that's easy.

Tell us his name and address.

- We can go find him. - That's right.

I have no idea. I only know that he gambles at Bonus Gambling House.

- An impossible task. - That place is crowded.

- How would we know who he is? - He's got a special mark on his body.

There are seven moles on his foot.

We can't just ask everyone to show us their feet!

- Please think of something. - Like what?

Ah, I've got it!

- What's your idea? - Foot readings.

- Look at mine. - Have a look at mine.

- See anything, Zhou Peng? - Nothing.

Let me give you some advice!

You all have tough lives.

Bad luck, fake oaths. You use people for your own benefit.

You worship money.

You fear bullies, but you in turn bully kind people.

Just by one look at your feet, my friends, I can tell you're unlucky.

Nonsense! Nonsense!

I'll bet on this.

Wu Shun-chao, even though you're an opera performer,

this shabby stuff is worthless.

Hey, enough excuses.

I've lost everything here. I must win something tonight.

The fortune teller said...

...| have seven lucky stars on my foot, so I'll be rich.

Seven lucky stars? You'll be broke!

Whatever. How much will you give me for this?

Three taels? Fine. Deal!

Three taels? I mean three punches! Kick him out!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Hey! What are you two doing?

Nothing, just checking something.

We specialize in foot readings.

You have seven stars on your foot.

You'll have women, money, and many children. You'll have an prosperous career.

You'll always be on a winning streak.

- But I'm broke! - With our guidance, you'll win for sure.

- Really? - Really!

- For sure? - For sure!

Then, what are you waiting for?

- We won't lie to you. - Trust us, you'll be fine.

- Let's go inside. - Let's enter.

Hey, were you really telling me the truth?

Will the umbrella bless me?

- Just follow us, and you'll be alright. - How?

- I've said enough. Bao Tuo, take over. - Right.

You made the right decision to follow us. You'll be fine in every way.

You'll have free lodging and food!

But I like gambling.

You'll win at gambling. You'll be able to see through the dice.

You'll win every game!

One, two, three, four. Everything is in your control.

- But I don't have any cash. - You won't need to use cash.

- Then, what? - Paper money.

Really? If that's true, I'll do whatever you tell me.

Fortune tellers may fool you, but we'll help you win.

- Let's go! - Hang on.

- What is it now? - Let me put this talisman on you first.

Don't stay for too long, and leave when you've won.

Very well.

Thank you for the umbrella.

- I'll be going now. - Wait, wait!

You idiots! The Earth God is here.

" Go! " Hurry!

Earth God, please excuse us.

- Don't stop. - Understood!

You again?

- That's not worth anything. - Is that so?

But I have cash.

- Can I play now? - Of course, of course.

- That's for you. - It's real!

Make way! Make way!

This way, please.

Please, please...

Place your bets.

- Please take your time. - Do I have to stand?

- Bring a chair! - A chair!

- Please sit down. - Please be seated.

Keep it.

It's real gold.

Thank you, thank you.

- Hurry up, then. - Right away.

- Master Wu, please place your bet. - Come on, everyone!

- Place your bets. - This one!

Please place your bet, Master Wu.

I'll bet on "Small".

Show the dice.

Two ones, and a four, a total of six. "Small".

Twenty taels to Master Wu.

Place your bets!

Place your bets now!

Place your bets!

I'll bet on "Small".

- Place your bets! _ "Big"-

No more bets! No more!

Two threes, and a one, a total of seven. "Small".

You win again, Master Wu.

He's so lucky. Two wins in a row.

I don't believe it'll be "Small" again.

Believe it, he's on a winning streak.

I don't believe it. I'll bet on "Big".

"Small" again.

Place your bets! Place your bets now!

Show! One, two, three, total six. "Small".

Wu Shun-chao must be addicted by now. Why isn't he out yet?

- Right. - We're almost done here.

- I'll buy some more. - Hurry, we'll run out soon.

Fifth Brother, Wu Shun-chao seems strangely different.

He's winning every time.

There's nothing I can do, even if we change the dealer.

I think he's getting some "help".

It looks that way.

Even our best dealer couldn't take him.

That's it.

Let me deal with him. I'm the master cheater of this town.

- Wu Shun-chao? - What is it?

- You're very lucky today. - I'm doing alright.

How about another game?

- What do you want to play, Luo Wu-hai? - How about the odd-even game?

Odd-even?

Deal.

- What now? - Is that all?

The shops are closed. I picked these from the temple.

- Hurry, fold them up. - Fold them? Just burn them!

My master taught me to buy twos and threes first...

...as there's a 90-percent chance of winning.

- Show. - Yes, sir.

Two beads!

What? Two?

- Yes... - Of course, it's two.

What now, Master Cheater?

Pay HP-

One, five.

Ten, fifteen.

Twenty. Good.

Wu Shun-chao, you're very lucky today.

How about we play another game?

Sure, bring it on.

You've got guts.

- Bring the money. - Yes, sir.

- Show. - Yes.

All on four.

- Show. - Wait.

Pixiu guards this place!

Ooh, that hurts!

Eh? Why did you jump back like that?

Are you're trying to scare me with that?

Hey, Bao Tuo...

These are the last four.

If he doesn't come out now, we'll have nothing left.

Show!

Four... Four!

Oh, no.

One bead!

Well, you lose.

But I'm a generous man.

I'll give you another chance. One more game.

I've lost everything.

- Let me pawn something. - No way.

If you don't have money, you can go get it.

Fine.

- Bank the gold! - Yes, sir.

What just happened?

- How did they turn into paper money? - How did that happen?

Does that fool know black magic?

- Listen to me! - Yes!

Bring him to me!

There he is.

Chief, I spotted Zhou Peng coming from that direction.

Really?

It's your fault. You should have left. You'd won enough.

You two didn't burn enough paper money!

When he brought out the Pixiu, I was powerless.

If not, we wouldn't be walking but riding in a sedan chair right now.

- It's all destined. - No, it's not.

We could go into another gambling house.

Tell the umbrella to bless me again, or I won't listen to a word you say!

- Lower your voice. - Come on.

The umbrella?

That's his secret?

What? Are you selling something?

- We're not buying anything, so move! - Wu Shun-chao!

You've got some nerve, using paper money to gamble with me!

- Pay up! - You could've said earlier.

Now you're saying they're fake?

You're making up excuses? Beat him up!

- Oh! The umbrella! - Seize the umbrella!

Don't take my umbrella!

Wait for me!

Where are you, Madam Lin?

Madam Lin, are you inside?

The umbrella's here! Take it!

He's getting away!

- He's gone. - Go after him!

~ |\/Ie? _ Get QOing!

I've got it, let's go!

- Did you find it? - Yes.

- Where's my cousin? - He's been taken away.

- Let's save him! - Save him? How?

We should ask the umbrella. Come on, let's go!

Zhou Peng, you've been here a day and had time to think.

Hand over the list, and I might spare your life.

If I do, you'll kill me anyway.

And if you don't...

...|'|| force you do it anyway!

No matter what, I won't hand it over.

Is that so?

You heard him.

- Let's entertain Zhou. - Yes.

Are you sure it's here?

I think that's what she said.

Let's go, then.

- Someone's getting beaten? - Let's go.

- You're heavy, let me do it. - And me?

Hold this.

Enough.

You're a tough one, aren't you?

Wait. Zhou won't be able to withstand this.

Feed him, he must be starving.

Hey, he's trying to burn him with incense.

- What now, then? - Ask her.

What should we do?

- Open the umbrella. - Hurry.

- It flew over. - Let's climb over.

- Not again? - I'm lightweight.

- He's possessed. - Let me take a look.

- Go. - Go?

Get him!

- You alright? - Are you trying to kill me?

How could you fall? It's a low wall!

Hey, he's out!

- He's not awake yet. - Carry him.

- Relax, you've escaped. - Escaped? What am I doing here?

- Madam Lin was inside you. - In me?

- Let's go now! - Take me with you.

The umbrella!

After them!

Wait for me at the temple.

- And you? - I'll block them.

- I'll take this. - I want it.

If they catch you, they'll use the ghost's power.

- Shut up and beat it! - Let's go.

Ah, there's a ghost in the umbrella.

This is great!

Why's that great?

You fool! Haven't you heard?

Whoever has the umbrella controls the ghost inside.

- What should we do now? - Head to the temple.

Let's go.

- Hey, Zhuge, here I am! - Over there!

After him!

He's over there!

- What now, Chief? - Never chase a desperate foe. Let's go!

I'll burn this.

Are you mad? You can't burn that!

You're taking forever, and I'm cold!

You can't burn this umbrella.

You were taking so long, and I was freezing.

- We had no axe, and we had to pick these. - I don't care. Just get them burning.

I'm freezing. Add them to the fire!

- Hurry. - Put some clothes on, you idiot!

What clothes? Yours?

You should find your own.

I thought we were brothers. Take this. I'll find it by myself.

Absolutely useless!

Put it down. Holding onto that won't make you any warmer.

You take it, then.

- Go pick some firewood. - Me again?

I always do the hard work.

These will be perfect.

Let go of me! Let go! Let go of me!

- What's up with you? - There are...

- What? - There are...

- Did you pick up some? - Ghosts!

Ghosts?

Well, we have a ghost with us.

I don't mean Madam Lin!

What, then?

Ghosts.

- Injustice. - They're all here!

Injustice.

We died unjustly.

We are scary.

We are scary.

Scary? Wait until I tear your heads off.

- Trying to scare us by wearing masks? - Beat him up!

You fakes!

I've taken one down!

Watch out!

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- This is not going well. - Use your weapons!

Split up! I've got it!

Let's go!

You're lucky you can run fast!

During the fight, Wu Shun-chao wasn't here.

Right, he's such a loser.

- Let's go beat him up. - Okay.

- Where is he? - I have no idea.

Wu Shun-chao! Wu Shun-chao!

Wu Shun-chao!

Wu Shun-chao!

He couldn't hear us. He must be sleeping like a pig.

- Let's look for him. - Okay.

- We should prank him. - Yes.

- Once more... - Twist his arm.

Think you can fool us?

- His hand's cold. - He's scared.

What's all that noise?

- Its eyes are shut. - Run!

- Don't come near us! - I'll kill you.

Bao Tuo!

You fools woke me up!

- You? Come here, come here. - What's wrong with you?

It's not so scary with the wall at your back.

- What's the matter? - My cousin's fighting a ghost. Go help him.

Help him? I'm unlucky. Leave me alone. I'm scared.

At least think of some way to save him.

Help!

There's a ghost! He looks so scary!

So scary!

That scared you, didn't it? The City God's robe is useful.

Then, chase after him!

- Are you crazy? That's a ghost! - He's scared of your robe.

Get even for Madam Lin.

- Go get him now. - Really?

Yes. Get going!

Go get the umbrella.

- It's not here. - Where did you leave it?

Right here.

Did we lose it just now? Let's have a look for it.

I'm scared.

Go away if you're scared.

Hey, ghost. Come out.

Don't worry. We're all your friends.

Are you trying to fool a ghost?

You're all holding bowls of dog's blood.

You call yourselves my friends?

Are you coming out or not?

If you're not...

...we'll splash you with dog's blood.

Do you think it's that easy to summon me?

How rude!

I shall reveal myself now.

What do you want?

What do you want from me?

I want...

I want to know how you helped Wu Shun-chao?

I gave him a "sure-win" talisman.

- A ghost talisman? - That's right.

It works like magic.

Draw one for me, then.

I've already drawn them underneath your bowls.

Let me see, let me see!

There's nothing there!

- Nothing here. - Nothing here.

You're bluffing! Think you don't have to worry about the dog's blood?

' Men! ' Yes!

- Burn this umbrella! - Yes!

Don't do that.

I'll draw a talisman.

- Hurry up! - I'll draw it.

Hey, how do I use it?

I shall explain. But on one condition.

Come on, tell me, then.

This is an "anything-you-want" talisman.

You can obtain whatever you want.

But after you're done,

you must return this umbrella to the two young men.

- Deal! - Remember that.

Wait. There's one more thing.

It works only once.

From now on, whatever you say will become reality.

Dearest, I want...

- Boss, I want... - Boss, I want...

- I want... - I want...

Enough!

Hey, he'll surely forget all about us.

- Right. - Let's talk to him.

Dearest, I want...

- I want gold! - I want power!

- I want to be an emperor! - I want a pearl the size of my fist!

I want a handsome man!

- I want a concubine! - I want winning tips!

- I want to win the lottery! - I want to win the game!

- I want the jackpot! - I want...

I want everything!

I said the wrong thing.

What do you want from us?

KAIFENG

Wow, it's so bustling here.

Hey, Zhou Peng!

- We're here! - I know.

Why's he covering his face?

Hey, are you a thief or what?

I'm different, I'm a performer, an actor. Look at me now!

It's embarrassing bumping into people who know me. Get going!

- So, we've reached Kaifeng. What now? - We're here on a mission.

Let's find Judge Bao and then Madam Lin's sister.

- Tell her everything? - Exactly.

I'm out. Look at me! I can't go out like this.

- Give me money for new clothes. - Again?

I'll buy some for you, too.

You keep asking for money like we're your parents.

That's the pressure of being an actor. You two go ahead.

He's so vain.

Take this, it's a treasure!

What's wrong with you?

Ghost!

Ghost?

Watch it!

Hey, you!

- I want that umbrella. - The umbrella? Why?

- It's sunny. - It's haunted.

- I'm not scared. - Are you sure?

- I want it. - Fine. Take it.

- Thank you. - Bye! Bye!

I gave him everything, even the ghosts, too!

Please pass the message on to Judge Bao.

I will.

Judge Bao has known for a while that Zhuge Sen is a corrupt official.

But we don't have any proof.

Now that you've brought me the evidence, I believe we can put him on trial.

- Master Gongsun, I have another request. - Oh? What's that?

- This is my cousin, Bao Tuo. - Judge Bao and I are related.

Nonsense!

He accompanied me here.

- We encountered a strange incident. - What kind of incident?

Ah, here it is.

KAIFENG GOVERNMENT OFFICES

- What do you want? - I'm looking for Judge Bao. Send him out.

- What does it concern? - I'm delivering an umbrella. Send the word.

- Is he really that powerful? - What's your advice?

When Judge Bao put Guo Huai on trial,

he used a demon mirror and a tiger-head chopper

to scare off all ghosts.

I don't think it's a problem to deal with one ghost.

Where is this female ghost you mentioned?

- She's... - Master Gongsun.

A man named Wu Shun-chao said he's delivering an umbrella to Judge Bao.

Master Gongsun, the female ghost is inside the umbrella.

First we'll deal with the demon, then Zhuge Sen.

Goodnight, my lady.

Finally, we meet.

You look so much like your sister.

- Who are you? - Me?

- I'm here to marry you. - You can deal with my sword first!

- What's that noise? - Let's take a look.

Meet me late tomorrow night at the deserted house.

Then we'll marry.

_ |\/|y lady. _ |\/|y lady.

|\/ly lady! My lady' are YOU alright?

She's passed out.

Go take a look.

His blood's been drained.

- We must exercise caution. - Yes, sir.

Why are you here?

I think she's been possessed.

Why are all these people here? I will kill you all!

The demon mirror. Catch this!

The young lady is awake.

What are you all doing here?

- Why am I wearing red? - You were possessed.

- And who are you? - Your lifesaver.

- Lifesaver? - Don't believe me?

Just ask your sister. She's inside.

- She's inside? - Just open the umbrella.

I am here, sister.

Don't be scared, I won't hurt you.

I am your elder sister.

Are you really dead?

Du Luo has turned into a fierce ghost.

He killed me, and now he wants to kill you.

Really?

If not for them, you would have married him.

What should I do now?

I've sent for Judge Bao to help in dealing with Du Luo.

The only choice we have is to destroy the ghost.

We'll set a trap and pretend that your sister is possessed.

Head to the temple tomorrow morning,

take statues of the Four Heavenly Kings to the deserted house there

to suppress the ghost.

I shall make plans.

- I'm scared of Zhuge Sen. - Why?

- Madam Lin has everything worked out. - Right.

But where is she now? What if Zhuge Sen shows up?

Are you scared of another human?

You fix this, I'll attend to the other things.

Zhou Peng, come out!

Oh, no. Zhuge Sen's here.

Don't be scared, just go. They'll be here soon.

Zhou Peng, how very bold of you! Sending a woman to summon me here.

- Where's that list? - That's why I summoned you here.

- What is it you want? - I have the list right here.

If you win, it's yours.

If you lose, you come with me to see Judge Bao.

Just the two of you?

Are you scared?

Enough said, kill them!

Go.

I can't stand to watch!

Don't worry, I blocked it!

No, the demon mirror's broken.

I've got him. Hit him!

My list!

Thank goodness.

I'll catch you!

I~\ \ \ \ \ I\\ !

Not me, him!

That hurts. I'm not wearing it, sorry.

Please bear with it. Let me help you.

Fine. Put it on me, go on.

It's getting dark. We must head to the deserted house now.

- Do we have to? - Yes.

- My lady. - Let's go.

- Where's the talisman? - Here.

Where are they? We're getting badly beaten!

- We have no choice. - What, then?

- Just accept it. - Fine, we'll take turns, then.

Hand it over, and I'll let you die peacefully.

- No?

- I'll torture you slowly, then. - Bring it on!

MY turn!

My turn now!

Come on!

Zhuge Sen, if you're smart, you'll surrender.

I'll ask Judge Bao for a lighter sentence.

You think I'm scared of you?

You can be so arrogant.

Miss, show him what you've got.

- Zhou Peng. - What took you so long?

We've been badly beaten up.

Sister.

She's inside him.

You're possessed. Beat him!

Protect Master Gongsun. I'll deal with them.

Go!

Now, that's possession!

Do it again!

- Zhou Peng, get even! - Get even!

You deserve this.

- You're awesome! - Awesome!

- Now, it's your turn. - Exactly.

Eh? He's down. Stop glaring at him.

Master Gongsun, arrest him!

- Arrest him. - Yes, sir.

- Zhou Peng! - He's been stabbed. You bastard!

Beat him up!

What else have you got?

- Is he trembling? - No, it looks more like a seizure.

- Zhou Peng, you alright? - I feel so tired.

We've arrested Zhuge Sen. We'll take him back to Kaifeng.

- Is everything set? - Yes, all ready to go.

- The chopper and the demon mirror? - The demon mirror... It's broken.

How could you be so careless?

Don't worry. There are so many things here.

We can even take care of the King of Ghosts.

- Then we'll head back. - Please.

- Take him. - Take him!

- Get up. - Let's go.

- What do we do now? - Set the place up.

- What about the list? - Oh, this is a fake.

- Fake? - Look.

Your work is done, Zhou Peng. Your parents can rest in peace.

What are you thinking about?

We should help Wu Shun-chao, or it'll be a mess when the ghost appears.

Are you two done? Get to work!

Come on and help!

Hey, don't overthink it.

Either of you could do this. Why me?

You have a special aura that makes ghosts scared of you.

Just this once. Sit.

I always do the hard work!

- When is it gonna come? - I know this.

There'll be a sudden wind, and you'll feel cold.

Sit still.

- Where are you going? - We'll set up a windmill.

You'll know it's here when the windmill starts spinning.

- Keep an eye on me! - Got it.

Just sit there and wait.

- Hey, don't go too far. - We won't!

- Where should we hide? - Hide? Behind the rockery.

Help! Help!

HGIp me!

- What is it? - I saw a ghost!

- A ghost? - Where?

Right behind me!

Don't let him come near me! I'm scared!

A ghost? It's just a mouse, you chicken.

Come on.

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help me! Help me! Help me!

- What is it now? - There are loads of bats.

Are you afraid of bats? Sit still, and the bats won't touch you.

They look so ugly.

- Go back! - Go on!

Come on.

They're just ungrateful fools!

He's shrieking like a chicken again.

- Just ignore him. Let's sleep. - Yes.

- It's windy. - Let's go.

- He seems alright. - That's odd.

- Let's check on him. - Alright.

Wu Shun-chao?

Looks like he's sleeping, too.

- Let's scare him. - Let's do that.

What are you doing? Let's scare him.

A-ha! It's working!

Pull out the talisman!

Scared?

The ghost's on top of me! Help!

Hey, that's Wu Shun-chao.

- Wu Shun-chao? - Wu Shun-chao!

Ghost! I'm scared!

- Over there! - Don't worry.

- We'll take him down together. - But look at him!

- He's trapped. Get the sheet! - Sheet?

- Now, you'll die once more! - Go to hell!

It's over.

- What now? - Break his bones.

You two first. It's your turn now.

Four Heavenly Kings!

They're breaking apart!

- What about the demon mirror? - It was broken by Zhuge Sen.

Move aside!

- Take the weapons! - What weapons?

These from the Four Heavenly Kings.

- Will they work? - I won't lie to you. Let's go!

- Hit him! - Take this!

- Hey, he looks angry. - Just hit him!

Take that!

Now, take this from me!

Oh, no!

The umbrella's wrecked. Zhou Peng, your turn!

- Where's Wu Shun-chao? - Yeah...

Sorry, Mister Ghost! I won't do that again! Please!

Wu Shun-chao, were you hiding? Help us out!

No! No!

Don't come near me!

Go away! Go away! Go away!

- I won't go! - There are seven stars on your foot.

- So what? - But not on the ghost's foot!

- Now, you're in trouble. - Of course we are!

I mean trouble for him. Look.

- The demon mirror. - Seven stars on your foot.

That means we're... the best team!

- Let's go! - Let's go!

You're squashing me!

- Cover him with the talismans! - Coming, coming!

Let's go!

- What now? - We burn him.

Burn him!

- That'll do it. - He's no longer so fierce.

Now, he'll vanish for good.

- You should change jobs. - To what?

- Ghostcatcher. - Are you crazy?

I have seven stars on my foot, I'm a rich man.

Let's go tell the young lady that we've avenged her.

And ask Madam Lin for another talisman so I can win again.

Let's go!

- It's all over now. - Yeah, it's all over now.