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SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION

WEDDING

Congratulations.

- Hello! - Congratulations.

Here comes the bride.

FU SHENG

HSIAO HOU, CHANG CHAN-PENG

LUNG TIEN-HSIANG, WANG LUNG-WEI, LI LILY

Cheers, my love.

May we live happily ever after.

Thank you, dear. I wish you all the best, good business, and good wealth.

Thank you. Cheers.

- Let's have another drink. - Alright.

SHEN LAO, WANG CHING-HO,

YANG CHIH-CHING, WU YU-FEN,

TO SIU-MING, LIN HUI-HUANG

HUANZHU IS MY LOVER,

BUT SHE'S MARRIED INTO THE LIN FAMILY.

I'll HAVE MY REVENGE AFTER MY DEATH.

DU LUO.

CINEMATOGRAPHERI WANG YUNG-LUNG

SCRIPT SUPERVISOR: TSAO CHIEN

MAKE-UP BY LIU JI-CHENG, PAN MIN-HUA

COSTUMES BY LIU CHI-YU

SOUND RECORDISTI HSU PING-KUANG

MUSIC BY SU ZHEN-HOU, CHENG JIN-RONG

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: CHEN LI-JUN

STUNT DIRECTORS: LIU CHIA-YUNG, KING CHU, YANG, HSI-CHUN

ASSISTANT DIRECTORS: WANG YING-CHIEH, TSANG KWOK CHI

Don't be afraid. This is sacred water.

Summoning the God of Thunder...

Stop!

What's your name?

I'm Mrs. Lai.

- What is your husband's name? - Lai Yangli.

In the name of Taishang Laojun,

I call upon the underworld kings,

to bring the spirit of Lai Yangli up here at once.

Listen, no matter what happens, just sit still and be quiet.

Okay.

Stop!

Sit still.

Stop!

What happened?

Didn't I tell you to sit still?

I've found your husband, hence the emergency landing.

They're bringing him here now.

Master, it's really windy.

Why isn't my husband here?

Stop!

He's here.

I can't see him.

Look!

Yangli, you're here.

I'm suffering in hell.

I know. You were a lackey when you were alive.

Now that you're dead, you're a wandering spirit.

I know it's tough for you.

Give Master Zhang some money.

He'll burn something for me.

Cook some chicken feet and pork knuckles for me.

Okay, I'll do as you say.

Quickly pay Master Zhang now.

Ten taels is enough. I'm leaving.

Yangli, I'll do as you say!

Don't worry, I'll go get the money now!

Remember, you don't have to bring too much.

Ten taels is enough.

Master, that was brilliant!

Just a few tricks, and that lady is going to pay you ten taels.

What a fool!

Brat!

Why did you mt me?

You want me to fall to my death?

I'll deduct my medical fees from your salary this month.

You've deducted a lot - there won't be anything left.

It's not negotiable.

Please don't do it.

Is that the rest of my salary?

You wish! Here's a letter for you. Read it.

Bao Tuo, I found proof of corruption at the hands of Iron Hand Chief, Zhuge Sen.

I planned on handing it to Judge Bao in Kaifeng County.

I'll pass by your town and hope to stay for a while.

Your cousin, Zhou Peng.

Confronting the officials? He'll be beaten to death.

What a fool.

Hurry!

TOMB OF DU LUO

Du Luo, forgive us. We just need some money.

Du Luo?

I heard he died for love.

Such an unjust way to go.

He left a note that he'll come back for revenge.

We can't think too much about that.

He's not going to bite!

I have a bad feeling.

Just watch out for us.

- Go! - Such a chicken.

Just go!

Hurry.

Anything?

Officers. Let's go!

Over there!

Stop!

- We... - What are you doing?

We...

Stand up.

We're stealing from the grave.

Have you seen a young man walk past?

No, if anyone passed by,

we wouldn't be able to steal.

No?

He's injured.

He won't be far. Keep looking!

' Yes! ' Yes!

I'm right here!

Zhou Peng, our chief said he'll forgive you if you hand over the list.

Do you think you can get the list that easily?

Are you looking down on me?

Kill them!

Why kill them?

Anyone who knows our secrets must die.

If I hand over the list, I'll be dead, too.

Take it if you can!

Bao Tuo.

- I'm going out to watch the house. - Got it.

Master!

- Let me walk you out. - Alright.

Safe travels, Master.

- Take care. - Good.

Safe travels, Master.

What's up with you?

Nothing, I just want...

What? What do you want?

You have nothing left of this month's salary.

Just watch the house for me, okay?

Fine!

I'll eat nothing.

Master, I wasn't badmouthing you.

Ghost!

Bao Tuo, don't you recognize me? I'm Zhou Peng.

I'm Zhou Peng.

- Zhou Peng! - Bao Tuo.

What happened to you?

I think you've read my letter.

I'm being hunted by Zhuge Sen and his men.

That's why.

You scared me.

Have a rest. I'll buy you medicine tomorrow.

Don't go out tonight.

I want to buy some medicine.

Listen, Du Luo's body is missing.

There are nine dead bodies by his grave.

One had all his blood sucked dry - it didn't look like a human at all.

What didn't look human?

- I need these. - Wait, he's turned into a zombie?

Yes, and tonight is the Ghost Festival.

Don't go out.

Hey, is Du Luo the one who killed himself for love?

That's the one.

- Aren't you Mrs. Lin's maid? - That's right.

He might haunt your young madam. Be careful.

Nonsense! He wouldn't haunt her!

What's so scary about ghosts?

Lady, I'm a student of Master Zhang.

- You'll be fine. - Really?

I can help you.

- Your medicine. - Thank you.

Young Madam.

Chuntao, you scared me.

- Your medicine. - Put it there.

Young Madam.

I heard something strange when I was in town.

I know, Du Luo turned into a zombie.

How scary. What should we do?

Everyone said he died for me, but I was never interested in him.

He's just deluding himself.

But everyone says that...

Enough.

Are the lanterns ready for tonight?

You'll release the floating lanterns tonight?

We do that at the Ghost Festival every year.

The lanterns will go downstream, and send away all the spirits.

- But the young master isn't home. - What's there to be afraid of?

I didn't do anything bad to him.

Get to work.

Yes.

Huanzhu!

Young Madam, what's wrong?

- Someone's in the water. - A person?

There's no one there.

I must be imagining things.

Let's continue.

Du Luo?

Du Luo? Where? Young Madam.

Over there.

There's nothing there.

Over there.

Come...

Over here...

Young Madam, are you alright?

Take her inside first.

Is she going to be okay?

I guess she should be fine.

Young Madam, take a rest.

I'll get you some medicine.

Huanzhu...

Huanzhu...

Who?

Huanzhu...

Young Madam... a ghost!

Young Madam! Young Madam!

Young Madam!

Chuntao!

Chuntao!

Chuntao!

Where are you?

Huanzhu.

I couldn't be with you when I was alive.

But I will be now.

- What? - How could that be?

Master.

- Where is she? - She's inside.

Let's go in.

- You can't. - Why?

- She's possessed. - We still have to go.

- No... - Why not?

How could that happen?

- Get an exorcist tomorrow. - Yes.

- Zhou Peng. - Bao Tuo.

I have an idea for your travel expenses.

- How? - My master will be away for days.

And we've got business. We'll go now.

What business?

What do I do? I'm a ghostbuster.

No, thank you. I'm scared.

You know what...

There are no such things as ghosts.

But I know nothing.

Neither does my master!

He's just a con artist.

Look at all his props.

What's my name?

- Bao Tuo. - Exactly, it means everything's fine.

- Where? - Get changed first.

- Take care of me. - Don't worry.

Amitabha. Young lady.

I can feel the evil spirits in your house. Be careful.

Yes, my young madam is possessed. It's terrifying.

We've asked for Master Zhang's help. I'm waiting for him.

Young lady.

We're here.

Trying to steal my business, monk?

Amitabha.

This ghost is very difficult to catch.

Be careful.

Nonsense! Lead the way.

Yes.

Over there.

She's inside.

You're on your own.

Fine.

Let's go.

It seems very ghostly, Bao Tuo.

Just chill. We'll give him some cinnabar water.

All evil spirits will flee.

Give me the bag.

Hold this.

Go in and ring the bell.

Me first? I don't think that's a good idea.

Man up! Go.

- But... - Just go.

Don't come in!

Are you sure? You can do it?

You were trembling before, and now you're all cocky?

I have the bell. Don't come in.

It's me.

Hey, it's me!

Don't you recognize me?

Look at you. You're all shaken up.

What are you afraid of?

Are you possessed?

Ghost!

Don't come near me, I have the peach wood sword.

I didn't do anything...

- Who's that? - It's me.

Why are you two brats bothering me?

I'm counting on you, Bao Tuo.

Don't worry, with this sword in my hand, I'm not afraid of any ghosts.

Then, do it now.

- Kill it? - Kill it!

Run.

She's coming!

She's not moving.

Go and distract her.

I'll attack from behind.

- Me again? - Go on.

You'll be fine.

Hey, look over here. I'm here.

I'm here.

HEY-

If I see you two again, I'll swallow you alive.

- No next time. - No next time.

Leave now.

- We're leaving. - We're leaving.

How did it go?

- This ghost is too powerful. - How so?

- I used everything. - What do we do now?

Forgive me for showing up uninvited.

I fear that you may have been injured by the evil spirit.

Good timing, monk.

You can take this job.

I surrender.

Let's go!

Master, I'm glad you're here.

My daughter-in-law is possessed.

Don't worry. Tell me what happened.

FORTUNE

That was a close shave!

Hurry up, then.

- Will the ghost follow us? - The monk will take care of it.

Let's go!

I see, please bring her out.

Master, here she is.

- Master. - Put her on the bed.

- Yes. - Be careful.

With Yin and Yang, may my eyes' light banish evil.

With the Heavenly Genera|'s strength and the Vajra's power,

I subdue demons and turn misfortune into blessing.

I'm about to perform the exorcism.

- Excuse us. - Yes.

Leave the room.

- Yes. - Let's go.

- Namo Amitabha... - Namo Amitabha...

- Namo Amitabha... - Namo Amitabha...

The Buddhist rosary subdues demons.

A pure heart shines with boundless power.

The Bodhisattva's light illuminates all.

Thank goodness we're home.

Who'd have thought I'd see a real ghost?

- You're unlucky. - Go inside.

What's happening?

It must be my master.

Quickly, take off your clothes.

- Why? - If he sees this,

I'll lose next month's pay.

You frightened me.

Something's wrong, it's chilly.

Don't worry, it's all fake.

I could make it windier.

Really?

Let me show you.

Wind!

Wind!

Wind!

It feels so real.

Did you create all these effects?

Of course.

That's how we fool our clients.

- Right. - I can stop any time I want.

Really?

Stop!

Stop!

That's enough, Master. We won't get any business from him!

He's not a client, he's my cousin. You can stop now.

- See? - Impressive.

- Let's get changed. - Okay.

Is this the new style, Master?

The candles are flying.

Impressive.

Remote control with no visible wires, amazing!

You must have spent tons on the new gimmicks, Master!

I'm sure they cost a lot.

Automatic changing lights, innovative.

Bao Tuo...

Bao Tuo...

Excellent Dolby surround-sound system!

That's awesome!

Bao Tuo, look.

He has improved in make-up, too.

- Is that so? - Yes.

No, it's a woman.

Look again. She's a human.

Why would I lie to you?

It's real!

A ghost!

Over there!

Benefactors, I'm Mrs. Lin.

Don't be afraid.

- Of course we are afraid, you're a ghost. - Of course we are afraid, you're a ghost.

You can look now.

Don't scare us.

I won't.

Are you sure?

- We were at your house. - The exorcism.

I know.

I was killed by Du Luo.

He killed several monks, too.

If he killed you, why are you after us?

Every debt has its debtor.

Because he couldn't have me,

he's on his way to Kaifeng and plans to hurt my sister.

We're going there, too!

No. Don't listen to him!

I know you're going there.

Please help my younger sister.

He's a fierce ghost.

He killed the monks.

How can we help your sister?

If you take me to Kaifeng, I'll find Judge Bao to save my sister.

- We're also looking for... - Shut up, will you?

I won't let him hurt my sister.

You must take me there. If not, I'll kill you!

Take it easy!

I'll find you a good agency - you can travel there with ease.

You must take me there. Agreed?

Fine...

But how?

Here is a talisman.

I'll attach my spirit to it.

Place it inside an umbrella, and you can take me to Kaifeng.

Master Zhuge.

Has Zhou Peng left for Kaifeng?

I believe so. Strange things have happened lately.

The officers you sent here were killed by ghosts.

I don't care about ghosts!

- I just want Zhou Peng! - Yes.

He's got the proof.

It involves higher officials, too.

If Judge Bao gets the evidence,

- we'll all be in trouble. - Yes.

What should we do?

I'm here because of this.

Find me twenty elite assassins.

I must get rid of him even if I have to go to Kaifeng.

Enjoy your dinner, Mrs. Lin.

How much money do we have left?

Not much.

- Let's go spend the rest. - Good idea.

Wait, you two have work to do.

What now?

I know that Du Luo is on his way to Kaifeng.

If we meet him on the road, we won't be able to fight him.

What should we do?

There's a very spirited opera performer,

even the ghosts fear him.

If you can find him, it would be much easier.

Oh, that's easy.

Tell us his name and address.

- We can go find him. - That's right.

I have no idea.

I only know he gambles at Bonus Gambling House.

- It's impossible. - The place is crowded.

How do we know who he is?

He's got a special mark on his body.

There are seven moles on his foot.

We can't just ask everyone to show us their feet!

Please think of something.

How?

I got it!

- What's your idea? - Foot readings.

- Look at mine... - Look at mine...

- See anything, Zhou Peng? - No.

Let me give you some advice!

You all have tough lives.

Bad luck, fake oaths.

You use people for your own benefit.

You worship money.

You are scared of the bullies, but bully the kind ones.

Just by one look at your feet, my friend, you're unlucky.

Nonsense!

I'll bet on this.

Wu Shunchao, even if you're an opera performer,

this rotten stuff is worthless.

Hey. Enough excuses.

I've lost everything here.

I must win something tonight.

The fortune teller said...

I have seven lucky stars on my foot. I'll be rich.

Seven lucky stars? You'll be broke.

Whatever.

How much for this?

Three taels? Fine.

Three taels? I mean three punches! Kick him out!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

What are you two doing?

- Nothing, just checking. - Nothing, just checking.

We specialize in foot readings.

You have seven stars on your foot.

You'll have women, money, and children. You'll have a good career.

Always on a winning streak.

- But I'm broke! - With our guidance, you'll win for sure.

- Really? - Of course.

- For sure? - Of course.

What are you waiting for?

We won't lie to you.

Trust us. You'll be fine.

- Go inside. - Let's go inside.

Were you telling the truth?

The umbrella will bless me?

Just follow us, and you'll be alright.

How?

I've said enough. Bao Tuo, take over.

Alright.

It's the right decision to follow us.

You'll be fine in every way.

You'll have free lodging and food!

I like gambling.

You'll win gambling.

You'll be able to see through the dice.

You'll win every game!

One, two, three, four. Everything is in your control.

But I don't have any cash.

You don't need to use cash.

- Then what? - Paper money.

Really? If it's true, I'll do whatever you tell me to.

Fortune tellers may fool you, but we'll let you win now.

Let's go now!

- Hang on. - What now?

Let me put this talisman on you first.

Don't stay for too long. Leave when you've won.

Alright.

Thank you for the umbrella.

I'm going now.

Wait!

You brats! The Earth God is here.

" Go! " Hurry!

Earth God, excuse us.

- Don't stop. - Got it.

You again?

It isn't worth anything.

Is that so?

But I have cash.

Can I play now?

- Of course. - Take it.

- It's real. - It's real.

- Please... - Make way...

Please.

Please... Please...

Place your bets!

- Take your time. - Do I have to stand?

Bring the chair!

- Please sit down. - Please sit down.

Keep it.

It's real gold.

Thank you.

- Hurry up. - Right away.

Master Wu, please bet.

Everyone...

Place your bets.

This one.

Please bet, Master Wu.

Small.

- Open. - Yes.

Two ones, and a four, a total of six. Small.

Master Wu, here are 20 taels.

Place your bets!

Place your bets!

Please bet.

Small.

- Place your bets! - Big.

Place your bets...

Stop!

Open. Two threes, and a one, a total of seven. Small.

You've won again, Master Wu.

He's so lucky. Two wins in a row.

I don't believe it'll be small again.

Believe it, he's on a winning streak.

I don't believe it. I'll bet on big.

Small again.

Place your bets.

- Place your bets. - Place your bets.

Open. One, two, three, total six. Small.

Wu Shunchao must be addicted now. Why isn't he out yet?

- Right. - We're almost done here.

- I'll buy some more. - Hurry, it'll run out soon.

Fifth Brother, Wu Shunchao seems different.

He wins every time.

I couldn't do anything, even when we changed the dealer.

I think he has some "help".

Looks like it.

Even our best dealer couldn't take him.

That's it.

Let me take care of him. I'm the master cheater of this town.

- Wu Shunchao. - What?

You're very lucky today.

I'm doing alright.

How about a game?

What do you want to play, Luo Wuhai?

The odd-even game.

Odd-even?

Deal.

- What now? - Is that all?

The shops are closed.

I picked these from the temple.

Hurry, fold them up.

Fold? Just burn it.

My master taught me to buy two and three at first,

there's a 90-percent chance to win.

- Open. - Yes.

Two.

What?

Two?

Of course, it's two.

What now, Master Cheater?

Pay HP-

One, five.

Ten, fifteen.

Twenty. Good.

Wu Shunchao, you're very lucky today.

How about another game?

Sure, bring it on.

You've got guts.

Bring the money.

Yes.

- Open. - Yes.

- All in on four. - Yes.

- Open. - Wait.

Pixiu guards this place.

That hurts.

Why did you jump like that?

You're trying to scare me with that?

Bao Tuo.

These are the last four.

If he doesn't come out now, we'll have nothing left.

Open.

Four... Four!

Oh, no.

One.

You lose.

I'm very generous.

I'll give you another chance.

One more game.

I've lost everything.

Let me pawn something.

No way.

If you don't have money now, you can go get it.

Fine.

- Take the gold. - Yes.

What happened?

How did they turn into paper money?

That brat!

Does he know black magic? Listen up!

' Yes! ' Yes!

Bring him to me!

Here.

Chief.

- I saw Zhou Peng coming from that way. - Really?

It's your fault. You should have left. You had enough.

You didn't burn enough paper money.

When he brought out the pixiu, I was powerless.

If not, we wouldn't be walking but riding in a sedan chair now.

It's all destined.

No.

We can go to another gambling house.

Tell the umbrella to bless me again, or I won't listen to you.

- Lower your voice. - Let's go.

The umbrella?

That's the secret?

What? You're selling something?

We won't buy anything, move!

Wu Shunchao!

You've got some nerve.

How dare you use paper money to gamble with me?

- Pay up! - You could've said earlier.

Now you're saying they are fake?

You're making up excuses? Beat him up!

- The umbrella! - Seize the umbrella!

Don't take my umbrella!

Wait for me!

Mrs. Lin!

Where are you?

Mrs. Lin, are you inside?

The umbrella is here! Take it!

He's running away!

He's gone.

- Go after him! - Me?

Go!

- I've got it, let's go! - Let's go!

- Did you find it? - Yes.

- Where's my cousin? - He's been taken away.

- Save him now! - Save him? How?

We should ask the umbrella.

Let's go.

Zhou Peng, you've been here for a day.

Have you come around?

Hand over the list.

I might spare your life.

If I do, you'll kill me anyway.

If you don't...

I'll make you do it anyway.

No matter what, I won't hand it out.

Really?

You heard him.

- Entertain Mr. Zhou for me. - Yes.

Are you sure it's here?

I think that's what she said.

Let's go.

- Someone's getting hit? - Yes.

Let's go UP-

You're heavy, let me do it.

- And me? - Hold this.

Stop.

You are a tough man, aren't you?

Wait.

Mr. Zhou couldn't stand this.

Feed him, he must be starving.

He's trying to burn him with incense!

- What now? - Ask her.

What should we do?

- Open the umbrella. - Hurry.

- It flew over. - Climb up.

- Again? - I'm lightweight.

He's possessed.

Let me take a look.

- Go. - Go?

Take him!

- You alright? - Are you trying to kill me?

How could you fall? It's so low.

He's out.

- He's not awake yet. - Carry him.

Relax, you've escaped.

Escaped? What am I doing here?

Mrs. Lin was in you.

- In me? - Let's go now!

Bring me along.

The umbrella.

Go after them!

Wait for me at the temple.

- And you? - I'll block them.

- I'll take this. - It's the same.

If they catch you, they'll use the ghost's power.

- Shut up and beat it! - Let's go!

There's a ghost in the umbrella.

This is great!

How great is that?

You fool, haven't you heard?

Whoever takes the umbrella can control the ghost inside.

What should we do now?

To the temple.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Zhuge, I'm here!

Over there!

- After him! - Yes!

He's over there.

What now, Chief?

- Don't chase a desperate foe. Let's go! - Yes.

I can burn this.

Are you nuts? You can't burn that!

You're taking forever! I'm cold!

You can't burn this umbrella.

You took too long, I was freezing.

Without an axe, we had to pick these.

I don't care. Burn them now.

I'm freezing, add some more.

- Hurry. - You're not an idiot, wear something.

From where? Yours?

You should find your own.

I thought we were brothers.

Take this. I'll find it on my own.

Absolutely useless.

Put it down. Holding that won't make you any warmer.

You do it.

Pick some firewood, too.

Me again?

I always do the hard work.

These are perfect.

Let me go!

What's wrong?

There are...

- What? - There are...

Did you pick any?

Ghosts!

Ghosts?

Yes, we have one with us.

Not Mrs. Lin.

What then?

Ghosts.

- Injustice... - Injustice...

They're all here!

- Injustice... - Injustice...

- We died unjustly... - We died unjustly...

- We are scary... - We are scary...

- We are scary... - We are scary...

Scary? Wait until I tear your heads off.

- Trying to scare us by wearing masks? - Beat him up!

Fakes?

I've taken one down!

Watch out!

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

This is not going well.

Use the weapons.

Split up!

I've got it!

Let's go now!

You're lucky you ran fast enough.

During the fight, Wu Shunchao was not here.

Right, he's such a loser.

- Let's go beat him up. - Okay.

- Where is he? - I have no idea.

Wu Shunchao! Wu Shunchao!

Wu Shunchao!

Wu Shunchao!

He couldn't hear us. He must be sleeping like a pig.

- Let's look for him. - Okay.

- We should prank him. - Yes.

- One more. - Twist his arm.

Do you think you can fool us?

- His hand is cold. - He's scared.

Why so noisy?

- It blinks. - Run!

Don't come near us!

- I'll kill you. - I'll kill you.

Bao Tuo!

You brats, you woke me up.

You? Come here.

What's wrong with you?

It's not so scary with the wall.

What's the matter?

- My cousin is fighting a ghost. - What?

- Go help. - Help? I'm unlucky.

Leave me alone. I'm scared.

At least think of something to save him.

Help.

Ghost!

He looks scary!

Scared, aren't you?

The City God's robe is useful.

Useful? Then go after him!

Are you crazy? That's a ghost!

He's scared of your robe.

Get even for Mrs. Lin.

- Go now. - Really?

Yes. Just go!

Get the umbrella.

It's not here.

Where did you leave it?

Right here.

Did we lose it just now?

Look for it again.

I'm scared.

Go away if you're scared.

Hey, ghost. Come out.

Don't worry.

We are your friends.

Are you trying to fool a ghost?

You all have a bowl of dog's blood.

Are you calling yourselves my friends?

Are you coming out or not?

If you're not...

We'll splash you with dog's blood.

Do you think it's that easy to summon me?

How rude!

I'm coming out now.

What do you want?

What do you want from me?

I want...

How did you help Wu Shunchao?

I gave him a "sure-win" talisman.

- A ghost talisman? - That's right.

Works like magic.

Draw me one, then.

I've already drawn them underneath your bowls.

Let me see...

There's nothing.

There's nothing here.

- Nothing here. - Nothing here.

You're bluffing.

You think that you don't have to be worried without the dog's blood?

- Men. - Yes!

- Burn it. - Yes!

Don't.

I'll draw it.

- Hurry! - I'll draw.

How do I use this?

I'll tell you.

But on one condition.

Spill it.

This is an "anything-you-want" talisman.

You can get whatever you want.

But after you're done,

you must return this umbrella to the two young men.

Deal.

Remember.

Wait. One more thing.

It only works once.

From now on, whatever you say will become reality.

Dear, I want...

- Boss, I want... - Boss, I want...

- I want... - I want...

Enough!

Hey. He will surely forget us.

- Right. - Right.

Let's bug him.

Dear, I want...

I want gold!

I want power!

I want to be an emperor!

I want a pearl the size of my fist! I want a handsome man!

I want a concubine!

Winning tips!

Winning the lottery!

Winning the game!

Jackpou

- I want... - I want...

"I want everything!"

Oh, no. I said the wrong thing.

- What do you want from us? - What do you want from us?

KAIFENG

It's so lively here.

Zhou Peng!

- We're here! - I know.

Why is he covering his face?

Hey, are you a thief?

I'm different, I'm a performer. An actor. Look at me now!

It's embarrassing bumping into people who know me. Go now.

We've reached Kaifeng. What now?

We're here on a mission.

Let's go find Judge Bao and then Mrs. Lin's sister.

- Tell her everything? - Yes.

I'm out. Look at me!

I can't go out like this. Give me money for new clothes.

_ Again? _ Again?

I'll buy it for you, too.

You keep asking for money like we're your dad.

That's the pain of being an actor - you two go ahead.

- He's so vain. - He's so vain.

Take this, it's a treasure!

What's wrong with you?

Ghost!

Thank you.

- Hey! - For you.

I want the umbrella.

- You want the umbrella? - It's sunny.

- It's haunted. - I'm not scared.

- Are you sure? - I want it.

Fine. Take it.

Thank you.

Bye.

I gave him everything, even the ghosts, too!

Please pass the message to Judge Bao.

I will.

Zhuge Sen is a corrupt official.

Judge Bao has known for a while.

But we don't have any proof.

Now that you've brought the evidence here, I believe we can put him on trial.

Mr. Gongsun, I have another request.

What's that?

- He is my cousin Bao Tuo. - Judge Bao and I are related.

Nonsense!

He accompanied me here.

We've encountered a strange incident.

What kind of incident?

Here it is.

Who are you looking for?

I'm here to look for Judge Bao. Send him out.

What's the matter?

I'm delivering an umbrella. Send the word.

Is he really that powerful?

What's your advice?

When Judge Bao put Guo Huai on trial at night,

he used a demon mirror and a tiger-head chopper,

to scare off all ghosts.

I don't think it's a problem to deal with one ghost.

Where is the female ghost you mentioned?

- She is... - Mr. Gongsun!

A man named Wu Shunchao said he was delivering an umbrella to Judge Bao.

Please decide.

Mr. Gongsun, the female ghost is inside the umbrella.

We'll deal with the demon, then Zhuge Sen.

- Good night, young lady. - Good night, young lady.

Finally, we meet.

You look so much like your sister.

- Who are you? - Me?

I'm here to marry you.

Deal with my sword first!

What's all that noise?

Let's take a look.

Meet me late tomorrow night at the deserted house.

We'll get married.

- Young lady. - Young lady.

- Young lady. - Young lady.

Young lady, are you alright?

She has passed out.

Go take a look.

His blood got drained.

We must be careful.

Yes.

Why are you here?

I think she's possessed.

Why are all these people here?

I Will kill you all.

The demon mirror.

Catch it!

The young lady is awake.

What are you doing here?

Why am I wearing red?

You were possessed.

- Who are you? - Your lifesaver.

- Lifesaver? - Don't believe me?

Just ask your sister. She's inside.

Is she inside?

Just open the umbrella.

I'm here, sister.

Don't be scared, I won't hurt you.

I'm your elder sister.

Are you really dead?

Du Luo has turned into a fierce ghost.

He killed me, and now he wants to kill you.

Really?

If not for them, you would have married him.

What should I do now?

I've sent for Judge Bao to help in dealing with Du Luo.

The only choice we have is to destroy the ghost.

We'll set a trap and pretend that your sister is possessed.

Head to the temple tomorrow morning,

bring the Four Heavenly Kings' statues to a deserted house.

To suppress the ghost.

I have my plans.

- I'm scared of Zhuge Sen. - Why?

Mrs. Lin has everything worked out.

Right.

But where is she now?

What if Zhuge Sen shows up?

Are you scared of a human?

You fix this, I'll attend to the other things.

Zhou Peng, come out!

Oh, no. Zhuge Sen's here!

Don't be scared, just go.

They'll be here soon.

Zhou Peng, very bold indeed!

Sending a woman to tell me to come here.

Where's the list?

That's why I asked you to come here.

What do you want?

The list is right here.

If you win, it's yours.

If you lose, you come with me to see Judge Bao.

Just the two of you?

Are you scared?

Enough said, kill them!

Go.

I can't stand it.

Don't worry, I've blocked it!

Oh, no. The demon mirror is broken.

I've got him, beat him up!

My list!

Thank goodness it's here.

I'll catch you!

I~\ \ \ \ \ I\\ !

It's not with me, but with him.

It hurts. I'm not wearing it. I'm sorry.

Please bear with it. Let me help you.

Fine. Put it on.

It's getting dark. We must go to the deserted house now.

- Do we have to? - Yes.

- Young lady. - Let's go.

- Where's the talisman? - Here.

Where are they? We'll get beaten up.

We don't have a choice.

What, then?

Just accept it.

- Fine, we'll take turns. - Fine.

Hand it out, and I'll let you die peacefully.

- No way. - No?

- I'll torture you slowly. - Bring it on!

My turn.

My turn.

- Come on! - Come on!

Zhuge Sen, surrender if you are smart.

I'll ask Judge Bao for a lighter sentence.

Do you think I'm scared of you?

You're very arrogant.

Miss, show him what you've got.

- Zhou Peng. - What took you so long?

We were badly beaten up.

Sister.

She's in.

He's possessed. Beat him!

Protect Mr. Gongsun. I got this.

" Go! ' Yes!

This is called "Possession".

Do it again!

- Zhou Peng, get even! - Get even!

You deserve this.

- You're awesome! - Awesome!

- It's your turn. - Exactly.

He's down. You can stop staring at him.

Mr. Gongsun, arrest him!

- Arrest him. - Yes.

- Zhou Peng. - He's stabbed. You bastard!

Beat him up!

What else have you got?

Is he trembling?

No, it looks more like a seizure.

Zhou Peng!

- I'm tired. - We've arrested Zhuge Sen.

We'll take him back to Kaifeng first.

Is everything set?

Yes, all ready to go.

The chopper and the demon mirror?

The demon mirror...

It's broken.

How could you be so careless?

Don't worry. There are so many things here.

We can even take care of the King of Ghosts.

- Then we'll head back. - Please.

- Take him. - Take him!

- Get up. - Let's go.

What do we do now?

Set the place up.

The list?

This is a fake.

- Fake? - Look.

Your work is done, Zhou Peng.

Your parents will rest in peace.

What are you thinking of?

Let's help Wu Shunchao, or it'll be a mess when the ghost comes.

Are you two done?

Get to work!

Come help!

Don't overthink it.

Either of you could do this.

Why me?

You have a special aura that makes ghosts scared of you.

Just this once. Sit.

I always do the hard work!

When is it gonna come?

I know this very well.

There will be a sudden wind, and you will feel cold.

Sit still.

Where are you going?

We'll set up a windmill.

You'll know it's here when the windmill starts spinning.

- Keep an eye on me! - Got it.

Just sit and wait.

Don't go too far.

- We won't. - We won't.

Where should we hide?

Behind the rockery.

Help!

HGIp me!

- What is it? - I saw a ghost!

- Ghost? - Where?

Behind me!

Don't let him come near me! I'm scared!

Ghost? It's just a mouse.

You chicken.

Help!

HGIp me!

What now?

There are lots of bats.

Are you afraid of bats?

Sit still, the bats won't touch you.

They look ugly.

Go back!

- Go back. - Go!

Let's go.

Ungrateful brats!

He's screaming like a chicken again.

- Ignore him. Just sleep. - Yes.

- It's windy. - Let's go.

- He seems alright. - That's odd.

- Let's check on him. - Okay.

Wu Shunchao!

He's sleeping, too.

Let's scare him.

Let's do that.

What are you doing? Let's scare him.

It's working!

Pull out the talisman!

Scared?

The ghost is on top of me! Help!

That's Wu Shunchao.

- Wu Shunchao... - Ghost!

Ghost! I'm scared!

- Over there! - Don't worry.

- We'll take him down together. - But look at him!

- He's trapped. Get the duvet! - Duvet?

- You'll die once more! - Go to hell!

It's over.

- What now? - Break his bones.

Right.

You two first...

It's your turn now.

Four Heavenly Kings!

They are broken.

The demon mirror?

It was broken by Zhuge Sen.

Move over!

- Take the weapons! - What weapons?

These from the Four Heavenly Kings.

Will they work?

I wouldn't lie, go!

Beat him!

Take this!

He looks angry.

Just beat him!

Take this!

Take this from me!

Oh, no.

The umbrella is broken. Zhou Peng, your turn!

Where is Wu Shunchao?

Right.

Sorry, Mr. Ghost! I won't do it next time!

- Please... - Wu Shunchao, you were hiding?

Go help out!

No!

Don't come near me!

Go away!

- I won't go! - There are seven stars on your foot.

That's right!

- So? - But not the ghosts!

You're in trouble.

Of course we are!

I'm referring to him. Look.

Demon mirror.

Seven stars on foot.

We're...

We are the best team!

_ Let's go! " Go!

You've squashed me.

Cover him with the talismans!

Coming.

Go!

- What now? - Burn him.

Burn him.

- This is it. - He's no longer fierce.

He has vanished for good.

You should change jobs.

- To what? - Ghostbuster.

Are you crazy?

I have seven stars on my foot, I'm a rich man.

Let's go tell the young lady that we've avenged her.

And ask Mrs. Lin for a talisman so I can win again.

- Go. - Go.

It's all over now.

- It's all over now. - It's all over now.